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    Anarcho-Corporatocracy is debatably economic right, debatably libertarian and culturally variable ideology inhabiting the bottom of the political compass. He believes that government should be completely replaced with large corporations through the process of what he calls Post-Corporatacy where the state of a Corporatocracy becomes obsolete or overthrown by rich Corporations and consumers outside of these Corporations will be forced to abide by their rule and continue to consume provided with the bare minimum to survive at a significant cost.

    Anarcho-Corporatocracy could also be seen as criticism of Anarcho-Capitalism since the latter is oftenly depicted to be a form of government bought out by private megacorporations like McDonalds and Amazon.

    History

    Anarcho-Corporatocracy first appeared in a post on r/newwackyideologies subreddit. No further explanation on the ideology was given by the author so users assumed it to be the strawman version of Anarcho-Capitalism.

    AnCorp later briefly appeared on the main r/polcompball subreddit in a comic where he could be seen debating his mother on definition of anarchy.

    Personality

    AnCorp takes most of his traits from his father, always advocating for corporations to be able to profit as much as possible no matter what others think. AnCorp also likes to debate other anarchists on definition of anarchy, calling everyone who disagrees with him a communist.

    How to draw

    Flag of Anarcho-Corporatocracy
    1. Draw a ball
    2. Fill it with very light cyan (#76d7c4)
    3. Draw a diagonal line and color the bottom half in dark gray (#141414)
    4. Add the corporatocracy cent symbol in white circle (#ffffff)
    5. Draw the eyes and done!
    Color Name RGB HEX
    Light cyan 118, 215, 196 #76d7c4
    Dark gray 20, 20, 20 #141414
    White 255, 255, 255 #ffffff


    Relationships

    Friends

    • Corporatocracy - Based, but why can't you see government opresses you via taxation?
    • Ego-Capitalism - Fellow tax evader.
    • Avaritionism - This guy really gets me.
    • Mega Corporatocracy - Overthrowing government in favor of corporate ruleship? Mega based!
    • Plutocracy - Believes that only the richest should rule, which corporations are typically quite rich.
    • Objectivism -If you hate taxes so much why do you claim to hate anarchism? Otherwise based and profit pilled.
    • Exploding-Heart Libertarianism - Woke, unrestrained laissez-faire capitalism? I like what I'm seeing! (You need to calm down a little on the wokeness. Aggressively going after conservatives can be bad for business).

    Frenemies

    • Anarcho-Capitalism - Oh, I violated your NAP? What are you gonna do about it, commie? But nice economics though.
    • Hoppeanism -He is ABSOLUTELY right about commies and democracy enjoyers, But his social views are bad for business.
    • Anarcho-Individualism -Corporate power is individualist! You fucking commie! you god damn pinko!
    • Kleptocracy -Only cool when I do it. GOD DAMNED GOVERNMENT!! BLEEDING ME DRY!! TAKING MY HARD EARNED MONEY!!!!

    Enemies

    • Libertarianism - I'm not lobbying, there's no state!
    • National Syndicalism - Literally Opposite! Prepare to see your regime be toppled if you ever set it up!
    • Social Democracy - Collectivist statist who wants to tax me for "the greater good".
    • Social Authoritarianism - The same thing as the last one.
    • Marxism - Communist who wants to take MY money, Get rid of MY corporations, And take MY land.
    • Anarcho-Communism - You can't be a communist AND an Anarchist, Dumbass!
    • Georgism - Commie who wants to take my property.
    • Agorism - Commie who thinks making laws to protect my company is "anti-free market" I hope the Anarcho-Corporate-Police™ gets rid of him soon.
    • Marxism–Leninism - I HATE YOU!
    • Everyone else dislikes monopolies and wants to tax me.

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