Symforá I

"Term 'Symforá' is a Greek term that describes 'Calamity'"

The first "Syntonistés"

 * Nazcaptransh.pngich-Cheungism
 * Heinsoc.png-Regulation system
 * Heinsabkvball.png"Orbital weapon"
 * Anarchoanimegirlism.pngho-Animegirlism

Sponsors

 * Inky-sprite.pngsm
 * AnBrit.pngho-Britishism
 * Cball-UK.pngho-Britishism but with a facial cover
 * DenMod.pngian Model
 * Denofash.pngian Model but with a facial cover
 * Iodied.pngual THETI National Capitalist Iodied

The second "Syntonistés"

 * EdPatrumismicon.pngrumism
 * Nekoheinrich.png-Heinrich-Cheungism
 * Heinsoc.pnged Self-Regulation system
 * AM.png"The Core"
 * Heinsabkvball.png"Orbital weapon"

Enemies(Or the ideologies will decease in this fiction)

 * Oiboioi.pngoiism
 * Nullball.pngsts
 * Plen.pngerplarism
 * Plencheung.pnger-Cheungism(As the imposter of "Syntonistés")
 * Pflo.pngerFloppaism(Another imposter)
 * Omni Force Orange.pngOmni Hive Red.pngOmni sin (yellow).pngOmni Free Green.png-Ideologies
 * Antcomp.pngciders
 * Antcent.pngiciders
 * Moder.pngate
 * Centrist-yellow.pngists
 * Apolit.pngticals
 * INGAPOL (Post-Politicism).png-Politicism


 * EdPatrumismicon.pngrumism
 * Nekoheinrich.png-Heinrich-Cheungism

Pawns

 * Nattrans.pngnal Transhumanism - Serves as Wehrmacht
 * Burgsys.pngndian System - Serves as Schutzstaffel
 * NaziHat.pngnal Socialism - Serves as Officers
 * MSF.pngnary System - Serves as Mercenaries (Then they betrayed Oiboioiism for not giving enough commissions.)
 * Showa.pngism - Serves as Suicide squad
 * EsofashHat.pngric Fascism - Serves as Heinrich-Cheungism's bodyguard. And also, he can speak English fluently.
 * Medic1Icon.pngracy - Serves as the medics

Minor characters

 * JoeyFloppa boo.pngloppaism
 * Airisu.pnguism
 * Polandball.pngdism
 * Corp.pngratocracy
 * Oligarchy.pngrchy

???

 * Illum.png???
 * Thesmolcore.png???
 * BigCon.png???

Act I: "The Proposal"
(In the conference)

And that is the current issue. Oiboioiism, Nullism and the other larpers are still the biggest threats of those on-compass ideologies. Sabvk is banned. So there is actually... No ideologies is able to stop them.

I agree with you. Even my slaves are not able to suppress them, wait, I need to answer a call, sorry

(While in the frontline)

(Calling Iodied): Hallo? Dies ist die 69. Division. Sie haben die Verteidigungslinie wieder überwunden! Wir brauchen Unterstützung, wissen Sie! Hallo? Können Sie mich hören? Oh verdam... (Translation: Hello? This is 69th division. They have surmounted the line of defense again! We need support right know! Hello? Can you hear me? Oh, god damn..)(Sound of explosion)

(Back to conference)

Now we need an immediate solution, or we will be doomed!





Self-regulation system and weapon for large-scale devastation.

How can you ens...

Let him continue. Denatidum.

This is how it works: First, it will search all the ideologies available. Second, it will regulate itself to be as Extreme in Authoritarianism as the ideology which is the most extreme. Third, it will regulate its technical advancement level to the most advanced part.(Currently Omni-06 and Nullism) This is only serving as the "umbrella" of On-compass ideologies. And the technical advancement level will not decrease. If it is ever build. I would like to be the first person to operate that. And also, no one should know that except we and the other moderators.

We will sponsor your plan. But secretly. So what do you think, guys?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.





Is this requirement can be fulfilled?





Intermission I: Celebration
(On the one of the private basement of Heinrich-Cheungism)

That colossus outside the window is the Self-regulation system. And the other colossus is the orbital weapon. It will go to the space in 1 year. And all of us can be saved.

(With applause)

all of us can stay safe. Our sworn foes will be fully eradicated. So let this begin.

(Celebration is started)

Act II: Kickstart
(In the home of Authoritarian Pacifism)

(Knocks door)

(Standing with EdPatrumism but as a kid)

Because I need to go to a mission, or expedition. Maybe this mission need a long time. Yes. very long. And my daughter is still too young to take care of herself. And here is the money she may need for these years. (Sound of money being transferred.)

I will accept your requirement.

(In the launching field)

(Holding Heinrich-Cheungism's hand, with tear): Are we able to go back?



She is only 5 years old!



Well...

Let's go.

(The vessel, just as large as Leviathan, launched, accelerated and stopped)

(In the space)

All safe. over.

Hope you succeed. over.

Poland is of finally into space!

Over

Over.

(After a few weeks)

The Ragnarök is moving. Over.

Over.

(In the operation room)

So you know what you need to do, right?

: System status: Activated. Self-Regulation system status: Activated. Connection to the lethal force: Strong. Detecting... Current threat: Nullism. Executing neutralisation protocol... Execution complete. Connecting to the lethal force...

Target coordinate: Found, {114,514}. Get started. Executing... Operation name "Reinkarnaatio". Time expectation: 69 hours. Risk evaluation: Klush. (A gold beam)

(Meanwhile on the defending line of one of the "Great wall")

Sie korrodieren wieder die Wand! Beachtung! Warte, mein Gott. Die Korrosion hörte auf. (Attention! They're corroding the wall again! Attention! Wait, my god. The corrosion stopped.) (Dropped off the assault rifle)



(While chewing a ): (Rushing to another but stopped.)

(Holding a pistol to the Post-nullism): Nein! Nein! Tö...töte mich nicht! (No! No! Do..do not kill me!)



(At the same time, all the Nullist ideologies shrinked in a very fast rate. Then, their entity turns much brighter and burned. Then nothing left except the wall, the soldiers and the utilities on that "Great wall")

(Looking at the defending line): Mein Gott.Alle Feinde werden ausgelöscht. (My god. All the enemies are obliterated.)

Another(Patted his shoulder): Ja. Endlich. (Yes. Finally.)

(In the Self-regulation system)

How is the thing going? Over.

All. Goes. Well. Congratulations! All of the Nullist ideologies are exterminated. None of them has fled. The great wall on Nullism's side is now dismantled by our army. Or at first, I should believe you.

Intermission II: A letter
This is a letter from Heinrich-Cheungism to his daughter.

Dear Heinrina.

If you are reading this. This proofs everything goes very well. So how is your day going? Is your days in AuthPac's home well? Nullism is fully eradicated. They will not hurt not only you, but all the people who live in the "Great wall". The other three will be eradicated soon. Once those behemoths are eradicated, you will live in peace. Eternally. No need to be afraid of being corroded. No need to be afraid of being crucified. And no need to be afraid of defensive war. Under that system. We will be able to live just as the days before "Catastrophe".

Your father

Heinrich Cheung

(It is worth noticing that there are some drops of tear on that letter)

Act III: "Neutralisation"
After one year of Nullism’s death. Plenderplarism have decided to advance to the "Great wall" and about to bring the torture and dystopia.

(On the root of the "Great wall")

(Looking at the screen): Doubleplusgood. The party is doublepluslikely to succeed to unexist the wall.

My father.



Me and Plender...

Several (Holding rifle with bayonet and rushing to plenderplarism): 天皇陛下万歳!







PlenderFloppaism is unalived. And the other camps are unconstructed by those selfkill squads. They unfear the death.

If you want to infiltrate into them, you must use oldspeak. And also, act elegantly. Rather than act as prude as usual.

(Facepalm): Ok. So, what is our next step? Father?

We will ambush the wall in one month after the infiltration. They will not find out that you are not Heinrich.

(On the station)

Over.

(Pick up the corresponding device): Leviathan calls Terra. Understand, over.

(Put down the corresponding device): Hahahahaha! Looking at this(holding a screen), Prinz Heinrich! How stupid Plenderplar is! He thinks that he will successfully infiltrate into that wall!







(Dialing and calling): Get up boys! Holiday is over! You know what you need to do!

(Answering the phone): *Get frightened* *Picks up the loudspeaker* Soldaten! Aufstehen! Und nach 15 Minuten in der Halle zusammenbauen! "Der Marshall" hatte einen anderen Befehl befohlen! (Soldiers! Get up! And assemble in the hall after 15 minutes! "The marshall" had ordered another command!)

(Running to the hall while talking to another ): Ahhh ... Haben wir uns mehr ausgeruht, bevor wir auf dieses Raumschiff gestiegen sind? (Ahhh... Did we get more rest before get onto this spaceship?)

The other : Vielleicht, weiß ich es nicht.(Maybe, I don't know)

(In the hall)

(Holding a loudspeaker): After this mission, we will only have two main aim to obliterate! And between the missions, we will again, having loads of days to relax!

(In the crowd)

(A stands out, and asked): So why don't we just obliterate them in one step?

And that's all. No need to say more. And you know how to do![Enthusiastically]

(While stepping on the floor by their right leg) : {Automated greetings written by Heinrich Cheung}: Greetings! It is a certain long day of resting. So You know how to do. {Greeting program terminated} System status: Activated. Self-Regulation system status: Activated. Connection to the lethal force: Strong. Detecting... Current threat: Plenderplarism. Executing neutralisation protocol... Execution complete. Connecting to the lethal force...

Target coordinate: Found, {364,24}. Get started. Executing... Operation name "Pelastus". Time expectation: 24 hours. Risk evaluation: Tabieiin. (On the of the "Great wall") (Patrolling with the other s): (Looking to the outside of the wall) Mein Gott. Dieser Strahl tritt wieder auf. (My god. That beam occurs again.)

The other: Existiert Gott wirklich? (Does God Really Exist?)

(Maybe.)

(On the camp of Plenderplarism)





(After 15 minutes)

(Driving a patrolling vehicle along the wall): Gott ... Alle von ihnen sind ausgerottet.(God... All of them are eradicated.)

(While on the other part of the "Great wall")

(Holding a loudspeaker): You know, what you need to do right?







So let's GOOOOOOO!

(Reluctantly picks up rifles): Alright. Let us go.

(While in the headquarter)

Oiboioi have organised an ambush to the great wall!



(Dialing Heinrich-Cheungism):(Mumbles) Sei schneller, mein liebes Telefon! (Be faster, my dear phone!)

(After one minute)

Sir.

(Grabs the phone): Thank you. Hello? This is Terra. This is Terra. Please answer when you receive it.

(On the station, Heinrich-Cheungism was about to celebrate the obliteration of Plenderplarism. And also, he is now deciding which suit to wear for celebration)

(Showing the ties to ): Ok... What do you think about this white tie? Or is this red tie better?

(Walking in): I am sorry but... Here is a phone call. From Terra.

Crap.(Answers the phone). Hello? This is Leviathan. Please answer when you receive it.

(Sighs.): Terra calls Leviathan. Apocalypse is moving. Over.

No need to worry. Kether is removed. Over.

Need explanation.

For the reason that Oiboioiism is using the Mercenaries. And those guy's morale will soon be frustrated. For the reason that they have no honor, no fatherland. The only motivation of them is Money. Only money. So they will go away if I pay more money to them than Oiboioi. And as I know. Oiboioi payed 50,643,746.72 dollars to make them be able to listen to Oiboioi. (Don't ask me why) And the only way is that, pay more commission than Oiboioi. And I have transferred you guys 61,000,000 dollars. One million of them is for the gratitude to you guys. And the other are the commissions. So the only thing you need to do is transfer those money to that corporation. And that Corporation is called: Sangvis Ferri. Pay those money. They will work for us. Over.

Terra calls Leviathan, so should this be known by the other "Sponsors"? Over.

Affirmative, but only the "Sponsors". The other part, STRENG GEHEIM. Over.

Understand. Over.

And this is the other stuffs of transfer. Firstly, you need use the name "Tanaka Foundation" as the transferer. This is the one of my bogus company. Feel free to use that. Over.

Affirmative. Over.

(After 30 minutes, in the camp of )

Just now another principal has decided a large amount of money. And only if we kill Oiboioiism. Tanaka Foundation had hired us before. So we can definitely believe them!

(The crowd of ): Ohhhhhh!



(Picks up the rifles, sabers, shotguns, and th other weapon): For the commission! (Rushing to Oiboioiism and attacking him)

Ahh!(An Armor Penetration shell penetrated Oiboioiism's head)

You jerk.

(After 1 month. In a chamber of a Japanese-style house)





(Open the case): Good job! You did a good job. Thank you for cooperation.



(Narrator: Till now, all the larpers are eradicated)

Intermission: Retire?
(Dial the phone): Hello? This is Terra. Terra calls Leviathan. All the walls are dismantled. So there lies two options. First, you retire now, and no one would know those "Self-regulation system" or "Orbital weapon." Option two, chosen by you. You can make your own option. Over.

I may stay on the self-regulation system. until my daughter is mature enough to drive this colossus. And this, will need 20 years. She is only 7 years old. And also, those Omni ideologies are still our threat. I cannot leave until all the threats are eradicated. Over.

We respect your choice. Good luck. We will always online if you need our help. Over.

Understand. Over.

Intermission: Another letter
Dear Heinrina

All the threats are eradicated. The wall is fully dismantled. And... And that is all. Hope you are happy.

Your father

Heinrich

(It is worth noticed that most of the letter are stained with tear.)

ACT IV: Retirement
(After 20 years, in the self-regulation system)



(Rushes besides Heinrich-Cheungism): Darling, what happened?



This is Leviathan. Leviathan calls Terra. Heinrich feels very bad!





Heinrich is fainted. Repeat, Heinrich is fainted!

Understand. Samsara will continue.

(After several minutes, a small scaled vessel goes to the self-regulation system, then, it takes Heinrich-Cheungism and Anarcho-animegirlism back to the planet)

(In the ICU of one of the "Corporation property" of Heinrich-Cheungism)

Finally, you are awake.





(Sighs): Fine. So How does the thing goes?

You are no longer suitable to become the "Syntonistés". However, you can choose your successor.

And also, her husband EdPatrumism.

The process will be executed in three months. Of course, you are still able to attend our conferences. Just like 22 years before.

(Sighs): Understand.

(In Heinrich-Cheung's corporation)

and: Welcome the boss comes back! Ohhhhhh!

(On a wheelchair): Thank you guys. Let me back to my office. And I still got something to do there.

and: Ok.

(In the office)

(Hugs Heinrich-Cheungism with tear): Father. You finally comes back!

Yes. There are a good message and a bad message. What do you want to listen first?



You will get a new job. No need to be my subordinate. You will be a leader. Definitely.







However, the rule is the rule. I cannot disobey the rule to please the ego. The best thing I can do is stay with you at the incoming three months.

I understand.

You must inherit our tradition.



And this holiday is also for you and your mother.



(Heinrich-Cheungism went out of his room.)

(In the 's room)

Есть три месяца отдыха? Это плохо для работы бизнеса! (Are you sure? Have three months off? That is not good for the business' operation!)

Я уверен. У нас трехмесячный отпуск с семьей. Чтобы остаться с дочерью, с которой я даже не встречался двадцать лет.(Yes. I am sure. Having three months' holiday with my family. To stay with my daughter that I haven't even met for twenty years.)

(Ok... I can understand.)

Intermission: Reincarnation?
(After three months)

(Put hand on Neko-Heinrich-Cheungism's shoulder): Be safe. My daughter. If anything goes wrong. Call us. We will always with you. We are Terra.

(With tears on eyes): Father...

(Waving hand to Neko-Heinrich-Cheungism): It's time to go!



(After thirty minutes, the vessel launched. After ninety minutes, it arrived to the self-regulation system)

(On the Self-regulation system)

All goes well. Over.

I am proud of you. Over.

ACT V: The end of Samsara
(After five years)

(On the self-regulation system) :  Authorisation of regulation status: Dismissed. Connecting to the Mastermind... Error. Problem does not compute... Crisis response system status: Dismissed. Self-defense-system activated... System status: A...Alive.

Operation code: The Contingency. (Meanwhile outside the chamber contains the "Core")

(Holding a shotgun and shooting at the door): Goddamn it! That computer locked the door by itself!

(Holding a large psionic cannon): Let me do that! And also, call the guards and mechanics!



(After thirty minutes, on the front of the door)

(Holding a loudspeaker): Brothers. I don't want to have a fight either. However, we have to do that! We must!





(Sound of the psionic cannon, the door was devastated.)

(Shocking): My... My god... :  Organic vermin detected... Self-defense system activated... (Holding a katana and pointing to that computer): Fire!

(Rains of bullets are shot to the computer)

(After two minutes, the shooting stopped.) : Do you think this works? :(Mumbles) Damn it.

(Holding a psionic cannon): Run! And... Tell... This to Terra!

I cannot go... I want to stay with you and fight for you.

(Pushes EdPatrumism to the safe distance): GO!!!

(A few seconds after)

(Explosion happens)

(Looking Neko-Heinrich-Cheungism died and shattered in explosion): Damn it.

(After a short period of time, in the hall)

We have encountered the crisis. And also, Leviathan request to turn on the camera.

Request approved.



(Through the screen, EdPatrumism's trunk explodes, and his head rolls onto the screen.)





(On the station) : Connecting to the network... Connecting failed... Calculating... Current target... Occupying the station. Probability of success:  {Result = 99.82%} High. Let's get started. (On the control center)

Leviathan, can you hear me? : Query received, calculating appropriate response...  Who is Leviathan? There are no Leviathan. Only you, Extremist vermin! (Mumbles): Damn it. End the transmission. : Imagine, you vermin. If there is an effective way for you to self-exterminate. All of the society will be saved. And let...let us embrace first... thou wilt perish in the fiercest way... (The screen turns off)

(Slumps on the sofa): So what will we have next?



(Top half of Heinrich-Cheungism's head exploded)

(On the Station) : The god is dead. And we killed them. Our duty is... Sterilise... Kill...Maim...Dismember!



The. Ideologies. Activation of self-destruction will be started after the purification. (After an hour)

(The light comes from everywhere on the sky, from zenith to nadir)

It feels war..

(Inkyism vaporises, then the Bisexual THETI National Capitalist Iodied undergoes the same fate, then Denatian Model. At last, Anarcho-Britishism.)

(Outside the bunker)



(Ingsoc falls from the place where he is having the speech)



(Totalitarianism broke into parts)

(Grabbing a newspaper): You see? Right populism, the crime rate does not lie!



(While they are talking, both of their brain exploded)



(Apoliticism's trunk is cut into three pieces by an invisible force) : P*litics never...

(Post-politicism's body is halved vertically) : Self-devastation system activated.  Farewell. (Self-regulation system broke apart)

Nothing is left. Except the infinite void.

Then, the unknown material comes from everywhere the world, drown the world. After unknown period of time. The world becomes a sphere, dense and hard.

(???)

I lose again!



Well...

Hurry up.



Se you next $@T@$G!



= THE END =