Short Stories From The Selfcompassia Volume 1

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Featuring:
Edwinism Tomassciism Buddhist Anarcho-Utopian Market Socialism Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism

The story
'' Edwinism is walking through the woods, humming their favourite song. He feels calm. ''

"I love walking through the woods... it's so nice here, and it's clean too!"

'' BAUMS is also calm. Also walking through the woods. Rather gradually, they spot Edwinism.''

"...hello?"

"Hello?"

"It's a nice weather today, isn't it?"

"Yeah! I love this kind of fresh weather!"

"Fresh weather?"

"Oh I meant weather with fresh air!"

"Ah, that makes sense."

"Anyways, what's your plan for today?"

"I was planning on just existing."

"My plans were continuing on making those machines."

'' Along the path, Tomassciism was walking. He was carrying a book titled Scientific Religion: Tales of Faith and Reason. He was relaxed as well.''

"Oh hi, machinery sure is cool, but..."

"Oh hello Tomassciism! How are you doing?"

"It's... fine, I guess."

"Well that's nice to hear."

"Oh, hello Tomassciism, how is your unification thing going?"

"...I am trying, so at least that is something?"

"Yeah, that is something."

"Why do you ask?"

"I heard you talking about some kind of unity when I heard last from you..."

"Ah, makes sense. Well, some of my beliefs are believed to be too radical for others..."

"I get it, I also have problems within my base"

"Don't we all?"

"Propably true."

"I mean, this is kind of the diversity right here, we each have our disagreements, but the issue is that wecan act together and revolutionise things"

"...uhhh propably yes, even if I'm not a fan of the revolutions..."

"That's because you cling to utopian socialism, whid coes not work!"

"And you insist on violent revolutions, which kill too many people!"

"Can't we start with protesting first?"

"Yeah, we can try it, but we will have to move into revolutions afterwards."

"Revolutions? Can't we go peacefully on it?"

"It doesn't work!"

''Suddenly, a beeping noise can be heard from behind. BAUMS and Tomassciism look at each other with anxiety in their eyes.''

"...Either my machine had an error or we're not here alone."

"Wait, let me grab my ion gun and greet him peacefully..."

"Or you know, just try it without the gun..."

Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism comes to the party, as the party looks on him

"What are you doing here? And why are you beeping?"

"...I thought I'll check in on my progressive friends, but then some software decided I need to do a payment or something"

"Understandable, have a nice day."

Featuring:
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The Story
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