Metbolism

Metbolism is the ideology of PolCompBall user Muddy Mudkipz, previously known as Metbol, hence the name.

It is an authoritarian right, capitalist, culturally conservative, nationalist, slightly environmentalist and democratic ideology. Metbolism is mostly renowned for its strong anti-LGBT sentiment and some have even referred to it as Alt-Lite Fascism due to it's extreme viewpoints.

Business and Economics
Metbolism supports capitalist economics, such as the Austrian School and the Homestead Principle. Trade and commerce is relatively free with the few restrictions being sexual services and most drugs. He supports gun, land, and property ownership.

Government
Metbolism supports a sort of illiberal democracy.

Nationalism and Culture
Metbolism supports Civic Nationalism,  National Conservatism and good ol'  Patriotism because he believes it creates a unifying common-ground among most people and is good for upholding good values and morals. He is also non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as Neoconservatism for the most part. Further more on the cultural issue, he avidly promotes Catholicism but it is not a state religion.

Environmentalism
Metbolism supports some level of environmental regulations such as laws against over-pollution, though isn't against industrialization, and the prohibition of hunting endangered or threatened animals so they don't go extinct and so the land does not come to utter waste.

Bodily Autonomy
Metbolism's stance on bodily autonomy is very strict, and is against most forms of bodily autonomy; especially that relating to sexual liberation and LGBT. As such, things like prostitution, abortion, gender transitions, homosexual relations and plastic surgery would be illegal. Other minor things such as premarital sex and masturbation would not be illegal, but should be looked down upon by society.

As for psychiatric treatment, Metbol believes the state has become too reliant on drugs to treat patients, so the usage of medicine and pills to treat and help patients cope with mental illnesses such as anxiety, ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, i-want-attention-syndrome, ect. should be radically reduced, and instead be treated with other alternatives such as therapy, religious counselling, electric shock therapy, natural oils ect. Of course, you would not be forced to seek treatment (unless if you're like a phyco-murderer or a rapist).

Anti-LGBT
Metbolism is in favor of creating LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "lgbt ideologies". This typically means that displays of public lgbt pride and the teaching of lgbt ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the lgbt community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.

Free Speech
Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The only punishable uses of free speech is when it is disturbing the peace, provoking violence, or used to insight a riot or a pride march. Furthermore, Metbolism sees the internet as more of a public domain that anyone across the world can contribute too, so he believes that the government should not sensor it and believes everyone should be able to access anything on the internet (Given they've got a computer), even if a certain website goes against our ideas; just so long as it doesn't break basic US laws.

Personality
Metbolism has some rather traditional views and is a member of the Catholic Church. He is an enjoyer of the lulz and often times has a dark or morbid sense of humor that he likes to express in his artwork. As much as Metbolism would like to deny it, he is in fact a liberal, as Reactionary Liberalism and  Christian Democracy are both liberal influences of his, which makes him somewhat of an ethnically impure polcompball if you will.

How to draw
You're done!
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Draw a white Nordic cross with a black outline.
 * 3) Draw a thick black line cross-section within the outlines of the Nordic cross.
 * 4) Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant deep blue.
 * 5) Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant brown.
 * 6) Draw a deep red heraldic cat on the top-left quadrant.
 * 7) Add the eyes.

Vexillology

 * The black and white Nordic cross represents based things.
 * The brown coloration is a reference to meatballs, a food that has been heavily associated with Metbolism, and is also what "metbol" is a corruption of.
 * The blue coloration in addition to the heraldic red cat, is reminiscent of the flag of Christianity, but the cross has been replaced as to not represent one particular religion.
 * The red cat is a reference to Paul the Cat, both a real cat and a cartoon character that Metbol created. It also represents Metbol's love for cats.

Based
Conserv.png Conservatism - What can be better than conserving traditional values? There simply is no superior way of living than that of our ancestors. Altl.png Alt-Lite - You're very similar to me. Confem.png Conservative Feminism - Probably the only good form of feminism. Cap.png Capitalism - Capitalism feels pretty goooood. Patriot.png Patriotism - There is nothing wrong with a sense of national pride. Eccon.png Eco-Conservatism - I could get behind on this. Reactlib.png Reactionary Liberalism - A self-hating liberal? I mean just call you're self a JewNaz.png Jewish Nazi. Cball-Rhodesia.png Rhodesian Nationalism - Rhodesia was before my time, but I think I left my heart in Rhodesia. Austrocon.png Austroconservatism - OK. This is EpIC! Neoafun.png Neo-Afunhumaninterism - One of my closest friends on the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki, and his political views aren't too shabby either. United Russia.png Putinism - Suppresses homosexuals which is BASED. Kek.png Kekistani Nationalism - Extremely kek. I'm somewhat of a proud Kekistani myself. Meatball icon.png Meatball - Om Nom Nom! Turkey.png Southern Fascism - This is truly based. I agree with much of what you have to say. JoeyFloppa boo.png JoeyFloppaism - Uber based. SIRU.png Self-Insert Right Unitism - ALT-RIGHT, UNITE! Neoreb.png Neo-Rebelism - Lets ride our bikes through a forest trail oh-so gaily together, shall we? Floppa.png Floppaism - Man, I love Floppa. Sogga.png Soggaism - Man, I love Sogga. Jedpill.png Jed-Pilled Thought - Based and Jed-Pilled. Swag.png Swag Dogism - MAD DRIP Sajt.png Sajtireism - My trolling comrade. 1/27/2020 - NEVER FORGET. SajZeal was a hero. Homophobia.png Homophobia - Yes libtard, this is my mental condition. Transphobia.png Transphobia - Transphobia is only natural, and totally based. Anticommunism.png Anti-Communism - Hating on commies is based. Bolsonarism - alt.png Bolsonarism - I never knew Brazil was so... based. Mushmod.png Mushroom Model Peachy.png - Super Mario is my favorite video game franchize! Thx for all the great games and memories! MC.png Minecraftism - Also a great game. I've been playing since Minecraft Lite, so give me my veterans badge. Terra.png Terrarism - As with you. Chimp.png Silly Chimpism - He has much of my views, but with uniquely Finnish characteristics. Ali Ism.png Ali-Ism - Perhaps the single most based ideology here on the wiki. Milky.png Dylanism - Uber based conservative capitalist. Chcknwngsbll.png Chcknwngs Thought - This is just really epic. ONL.png One Nation Libertarianism - This is quite epic too. but naturism? kinda cringe though. BaseKranoNew.png Kranoterism - This one is very similar to myself actually. Sadoneismf.png Sadoneism - tomboys>femboys WoFIcon.png Waffleofthefuturism - BASED Rural.png Ruralism - City folk just don't get it. I wish I lived rurally.

Semi-Based
Christy.png Christian Theocracy - Great morals and values, and the one religion I find the truest; but I'd prefer something other than a theocracy. Catheo.png Catholic Theocracy - I'm a Catholic, but same to you. Bism.png Bismarckism - Uber based. Also Prussia Glory is a great musical piece. Libertarian.png Libertarianism - You were good back when America actually stood for something good. Now you're mostly used to empower degenerates, but your spirit hasn't yet grown dim. Dem.png Democracy - Isn't democracy FUN?! MinnDistIcon.png Minnesotan Distributism - This is fairly based, but gay people are an issue and drugs are bad. Lpyapersonicon.png Lpyapersonism - Not a bad chap. Gabduff-icon.png Gabrialduffeyism - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on Lgbtq issues though) Systemism.png Systemism - A bit libertarian and SJW, but not too bad. Rebelism.png Rebelism - Not bad, but really meh. Afun.png Afunhumaninterism - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the Leftunity.png left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal. ConSocNat.png Conservative Socialist Nationalism - Not a fan of socialism, but everything else for the most part is based. Typicalfan icon.png Typicalfan1ism - Capitalism, patriotism, conservatism and democracy; I see nothing wrong with this. But please leave the USA alone.

Neutral
JewTheo.png Jewish Theocracy - I really don't have any hateful feelings towards Jews, even if I like to make edgy jokes about them sometimes. Fash.png Fascism - I sometimes sympathize with you, but you have a tendency to go corrupt with extremity. Christfem.png Christian Feminism - A form of feminism which arbors abortion and whoring. Wait, maybe not... Waspism5.png Waspism - B*sexual. CzechIdeal.png Czech Idealism - Seems alright. MeriPat.png Meridian Paternalism - We may not agree economically but your social views are pretty based. EthicDarwin.png Ethical Darwinism - Seems pretty unethical and extreeme, but I can't deny that Christianity and reactionarism is based. KJ icon.png KJ Nationalism - Some good, some bad. Jadeism-icon.png Jadeism - Interesting to say the least, but anarchism, transhumanism and especially neo-paganism is cringe. Protoair.png Proto-Airisuism - Airisu used to be... normal? Nothisispatrick.png Daveism - Pretty based but not too based, but I think I'd still have you on my good side. Hman.png H Manism - A moaist, but at least you want to bring Christianity to the CCP. Consocdem.png Arctoism - Most, and I say most, of you're social views are admirable, but you're economics are not the best. Quarkismball.png Quarkism - Some based. Some cringe. Mostly cringe.

Semi-Cringe
Deepe.png Deep Ecology - Animals should have some protective rights, but they are not our equals! Shaggerism-icon.png Shaggerism - total LARP. kindof based though. Bernthoughtball.png BERNHE0504 Thought - I guess you're based socially, but Ingsoc, Not so much. Fiat.png F.I.A.T - Sounds like shit tbh, but you're social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is good. AntiAntiCent.png Anti-Anti-Centrism - You're not based. You're only here because AntiAntiCent2.png your creator asked me to include you. Nazcaptransh.png Heinrich-Cheungism - I'm not a fan of your aryanism, immorality, state shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.

Cringe
Soc.png Socialism - The tyranny of the idiotic and the precursor towards communism. Libtard.png Liberalism - My plans will never come to fruition with you in the way. Ormarxf.png Marxism - Communism is an unrealistic goal, and history has proven it a failure. I'd still hate you no matter how "traditional" you were. Ancom.png Anarcho-Communism - Not that communism or anarchism are at all desirable, but how do you expect to distribute the wealth without a state? (there is no wealth idiot) Nazi.png National Socialism - You're just evil, you really had to ruin the toothbrush mustache for everyone! Gay.png LGBT - LGBT is cringe. Trans.png Transgenderism - My least favorite sect of the LGBT community. Anqueer.png Queer Anarchism - Based department? I'd like to report a class-9 cringe. Jack.png Jacobinism - What ANTIFA thinks they are. Transh.png Transhumanism - Tranhumanism is both a stupid and unrealistic goal. Biolen.png Biological Leninism - Just let the most marginalized and most unworthy people be leaders in the Vanguard party? That's literally just Kak.png Kakistocracy waiting to happen. Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist. CHAZism-icon.png CHAZism - A real shitty movement, but it was at least lulz while it lasted. Abort.png Abortionism - Abortion is evil! Only whores and decadent progressives will support you. Neo-Paganism-icon.png Neo-Paganism - SUCH a CRINGE religion. Plen.png Plenderplarism - This is even worse than Analtru.png Anarcho-Altruism; yet again, i'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian. Overb.png Overbism - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style. Fortnite.png Fortniteism - More like go fuck yourself tonight. Budutsoc.png BAUMS - Supports "anarcho-homonationalism with market-syndicalism" and we can't be having that. Potashism.png Potashism - Smoov brain. Gnosticesofash.png Hydra'ism - Esoteric Nazi weirdo. Logavism.png Logavism - Not a good ideology. Dodo220icon.png Dodobird220ism - Frikken alt-left red fascist.

Die
SJW.webp SJW - Cry moar. Oofit icon.png Oofitism - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe. Airisu.png Airisuism - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, Floppa.png Big Floppa in NOT an AnSynd.png Anarcho-Syndicalist, he's a Neolud.png Neoluddite with Gamer.png Gamerist characteristics. Analtru.png Anarcho-Altruism - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki. Transped.png Trans-Pediarchy - Normalizing Transgenderism in children in DISGUSTING. Queerauth.png Queer Authoritarianism - Someone has a domination fetish. Authprog.png Authoritarian Progressivism - Rule of soy. Kirakween.png Kurwa Kween Thought - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than Airisu.png Airisuism. AntiMetbol.png Anti-Metbolism - You're literally my complete opposite. The only thing I like about you is your color scheme. Evil-METBOL.png Evil-Metbolism - The Dark Lord has arrived! Darkgenesis.png IOF0PLPMAIAADEEEINA - So utterly shit and gay, and to think you actually think this is possible if we somehow just "simply create a new world were anything is possible and their are no limits". Samikakoism ball.png Samikakoism - gkys oofit reskin.