Dr. Occoism

Dr. Occoism is a serious, yet hilariously uninformed, ideology that inhabits the authoritarian left quadrant. It believes in environmentalism, LGBTQ+ rights, feminism, atheism, progressivism, democracy (sometimes), anti-americanism and generally most left-wing ideas. It is against almost everything that is culturally and politically right-wing, especially big business, the 1 per cent, traditionalism, blind patriotism, bigotry, and the United States of America as a whole. All those ideas, it believes, should be handled by a strong government.

Additionally, Dr. Occoism believes in Isolationism and Separatism, as it wants to secede from the Federal Republic of Germany and form an independent east-frisian nation (it can´t even speak Low German or Sater Frisian), where it would be much easier to form a government that is immune to corruption. Until this happens, so likely for infinity, it´s also comfortable with voting in the german elections and trying to make Germany as a whole a better place. It should be noted that its affinity for Independence does not make it eurosceptic.

When it comes to political discourse, Dr. Occoism insists that there is no "objectively right" political view. It loves to argue with it´s political enemies instead of banning them, a practice which rarely works out in its favor.