Traditionalist Kakistocracy

Traditionalist Kakistocracy is a culturally right ideology that believes in conserving tradition under the. An easily noticeable difference from it and normal  is the existence of a 💻 computer used for learning strange  history like toilet deaths and weird ⚔ weapons 🔫 of  war instead of   books and literature  for more popular  history like  World War 2 (1939-1945)  and the  American Declaration of Independence (1776). However, Traditionalist Kakistocracy may also learn popular  history as well, depending on the current situation right now.

Huw to Drah

 * Drah a blank baww.
 * Fill it wif da wight gween of [[File:Kak.png]] (#00D560)
 * Drah 2 white (#FFFFFF) stwipes on the top and bottom of da baww.
 * Drah 2 gween (#8BC34A) [[File:Trad.png]] stwipes above the white ones so that they awe thickew.
 * Drah a white (#FFFFFF) 🕘 cwock siwhowette in da centew of da baww.
 * (Optionew) Drah a gween pwopewwew hat (#00D560 and #8BC34A) on da tawp of da baww.
 * U'we done! :)

Kewl Twadishenal Fwendz

 * [[File:Showa.png]] - TENNO HEIKA, BANZAAAAIIIII!!!
 * [[File:Rhodes.png]] Bwitish fwag guy - I wike da [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bwitish fwag and cowonizashen!!!
 * [[File:Colonial.png]] Cawoniaww guy - I wike cawonizing fowin wandz!!
 * [[File:Ancomed.png]] Cawmedek guy - HAHAH! What wuz the [[File:Nazi.png]] Nazis' favwet meel to eat on a Sunday mowning duwing [[File:StratoHelm.png]] Wowd Waww Too [[File:War.png]]? XD
 * [[File:Tradcon.png]] - I wove you faw uw twaditional valewz, bawt why do uw qwestion my wove faw computawz and da [[File:Wikia.png]] [[File:Redditball.png]] intewnet [[File:Wikipedia.png]] [[File:Youcube.png]] and fowrce meh into [[File:Farm.png]] agwawian wifestywes? :\
 * [[File:Prud.png]] Fancy cwotheng guy - I wike yuw cwothes, can I pwease bowwow them?
 * [[File:Bism.png]] - I wike Gewman histowy, Pwussia and da cowow blue. *not only humming but also playing [[File:Cball-Prussia.png]] Preußens Gloria in stereo with very loud sound*
 * [[File:Ancyn.png]] Gweek mastowbashen guy - Haha, mastowbating in pawblic iz funni!!!!
 * [[File:Potlatchism_-_alt.png]] Gwey totem - I don't wike da cawow gwey, but I wike wings and totems.
 * [[File:Hedonism-cloud.png]] Hadawnizm - I wike ancient Gweece and da calah brown.
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] - I wike Japan and isowashen.
 * [[File:Kak.png]] and [[File:Trad.png]]  - HOI!!!! I'm iz TWADITIONAL KAKISTOCWACY!!!!!
 * [[File:Solipsism.png]] Mind guy - Onwy aww mindz aww suwe to exist!!
 * [[File:NaturTrad.png]] Naked twadiitonawist guy - Hehe, wunning awound wifawt cwothes iz sooo funni!!
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - I wove [[File:Nation.png]] Stanistan!!
 * [[File:Asmodeus.png]] Pink howny cow - Haha, howniness iz funni!!
 * [[File:Caelumcracy_icon.png]] Pwane guy [[File:Caelumcracy (icon with hat).png]] - I wike pwanes and fwying!!
 * [[File:AmRevicon.png]] Ravowushenery guy - I sawppowt da wevowushenawies in da [[File:StratoHelm.png]] war of indapendence [[File:Washington.png]]!!
 * [[File:Bidenreich.png]] Reichtangle with Amewican ayshetiks - I wike Weichtangle and Amewica!!
 * [[File:Skeptic.png]] Skeptekizm - We kwestion da [[File:Technocracy.png]] newdz?
 * [[File:War.png]] Warism - Waww, waww, WAWW!!
 * [[File:Communist_Potlatchism.png]] Wed totem - I don't wike cawmmunizem, but I wike totemz and da cowow wed.
 * [[File:Alexander.png]] Yewow sun guy - I wike yewow, da sun and da calah wed.

Newtwol/Fwenimeez

 * [[File:Uberkak.png]] Chewistocwacy [[File:Uberkak.png]] - I sumwhat wike you, but yew too dumb faww [[File:DvHeritage.png]] histowical nowadge [[File:Trad.png]] and give me a bad name! :( You awso need to get yaw diaper changed befaww yew can hang awt wif meh!
 * [[File:Stateath.png]] - ...maybe?
 * [[File:Gay.png]] Wainbow guy - I don wike geys, but I wike wainbows.
 * [[File:Jack.png]] - I wike yew funni hat, Fwance and da calah red, but u'we meen and want to send meh to da guiwwoteen sawmtimes. :(

Pwogwessive Enimeez and da NEWDZ!!!

 * [[File:MathTheo.png]] Mathocracy - Bowing newd who wants me to weawn math!
 * 🚽 Toiwets - U'we scawy... :(

Videeoz

 * [[File:DvHeritage.png]] Horrible Histories [[File:Trad.png]]
 * The Weird History of Toilet Deaths by [[File:StratoHelm.png]] Simple History [[File:DvHeritage.png]]
 * Weird Weapons in History by [[File:StratoHelm.png]] Simple History [[File:DvHeritage.png]]
 * Weird laws in History by [[File:StratoHelm.png]] Simple History [[File:DvHeritage.png]]