Starmerism

Starmerism is a centrist (left-leaning) simulacrum of many ideologies made by a joint effort of various factions in the Labour Party to defeat Corbynism.

Beliefs
He is a self-proclaimed Socialist, but with some pro-business,  rhetorics like the support of tax cuts. He's somewhat patriotic and supportive of  and veterans. He supposedly disagrees with the  but only occasionally challenges them. Being the former Head of the Crowns Prosecution Service, he is supportive of law and order and was rather lenient during his tenure. His most solid stance is his opposition to what he believes to be  and  Corbynite hard-leftists, trying to remove them at any chance he can.

How to Draw
1. Draw a ball 2. Draw two Frankenstein bolts on either side 3. Draw stitches dividing up each part of the ball 4. Fill in each piece with an ideology listed as an influence. 5. Draw the eyes and you're done.

Friends

 * [[File:Cap.png]] - A labour government will be on the side of businesses.
 * [[File:lib.png]] - What is good for businessess is good for britain.
 * NeoLiberal-icon.png - I cannot stress this enough, we are a pro-business party now.
 * [[File:Monet.png]] - DO YOU GET THE IDEA????
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - I fought for this cause for decades in the Fabian Society.
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] - What? Why would I want to abolish you?
 * [[File:New-Lab.png]] - Thanks for your support in the party leadership election.
 * [[File:Onenatlab.png]] - Thank you guys too! For a social democratic communitarianist and patriotic Labour Party!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] - I have a non-negotiable support for nuclear weapons.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] - Israel is one of our most important allies.
 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - You have my undying support, but word of advice... You should try and purge those [[File:Dsa.png]] and [[File:Sanders.png]] Berniecrats before they get any funny ideas.
 * [[File:Obamium.png]] Obamaism [[File:Obama2d.png]] - Senior Obama, teach me how to beat Bojo.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Patcon.png]] - Labour MUST take back our red wall voters!
 * [[File:GrPolv2.png]] - Yes, I'm a green-red myself but why don't you like me?

Enemies

 * [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - Anti-Semite!
 * [[File:Corbynism-ball.png]] Corbynism - You ruined the party!
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] - Your gangs hurt people!
 * [[File:BoJo.png]] Borisism - The most corrupt and incompetent prime minister in British history. You should resign before making further embarrassments.

[[File:Wikipedia.png]] Wikipedia

 * Wikipedia.png Keir Starmer