Metbolism

Metbolism is the ideology of PolCompBall user Muddy Mudkipz, previously known as Metbol, hence the name.

It is an authoritarian right, capitalist, culturally conservative, semi-reactionary, isolationist nationalist, federalist and slightly environmentalist ideology with an illiberal democratic framework. Metbolism dreams of seeing America transform into a nation based off Christian moralism and traditionalism; and romanticizes societies of the past, namely from the Dark Ages and Renaissance. Put simply, the main points of Metbolism include:
 * 1) A religious revival and creation of a pan-Christian nation.
 * 2) A return to an isolationist policy and transforming America into a more self-sufficient nation.
 * 3) A ruralist revolution that will eliminate urbanist woes and henceforth eliminate cultural and ecological degradation.

[[File:Austrobert.png]] Economy [[File:Clib.png]]
Metbolism supports a. Though Metbolism may be somewhat  in some areas, mostly to deal with degeneracy, Metbolism admires free unhindered trade, and thusly favors free-market ideologies such as the   and Laissez-Faire.

[[File:Property.png]] Property [[File:Glibr.png]]
Metbolism supports gun, land, and property ownership. The government shouldn't seize individual property except under certain criminal circumstances. Land property is based on the Lockean and  principle, and ideally, land acquisition would be based on the Homestead Principal.

[[File:Fiscon.png]] Taxation [[File:Antiwelf.png]]
Metbolism does not think tax rates should increase and is promptly. He is not necessarily a tax abolitionist, but could do with income tax being abolished (Like seriously; being TAXED to WORK?).

Metbolism is against. Welfare states spawn welfare leaches. Everyone should become self-sufficient.

Metbolism also thinks being able to choose what taxes you pay is a good idea.

[[File:World.png]] International Economy [[File:Protect.png]]
Metbolism is not against international trade, but tariffs are important to defend America from her enemies.

Also, no company should be given special treatment under the government. Companies can not be part of the nation, though they are welcome to coinside.

[[File:Nalib.png]] Government [[File:Authdem.png]]
Metbolism supports a sort of illiberal democracy based off,  ,   and American  , and also thinks the   should have a little more influence in the government. Metbolism also shares aspirations with Washingtonian Democracy, ,  Lincolnian Democracy,   and the  Rhodeisan Model. Metbolism's form of government can best be summed up as an  with traces of ,   and.

Large privately-run  should be denied franchise from the government though, because they would surely corrupt the system to in order to gain massive profits of which they already have.

[[File:Natcon.png]] Nationalism and Culture [[File:Trad.png]]
Metbolism supports  as a basis for our country's form of nationalism, and   as a basis for our culture. Additional forms of nationalism Metbol supports are,  ,  ,  , and a little bit of good ol'. On terms of culture, Metbol also supports,   and a little.

Metbolism thinks  is semi-based, and it shaped much of his views on , but he has a massive  Incel problem. The only feminist wave that Metbol respects is First-Wave Feminism, and it just gets worse from then on.

[[File:Antiwest.png]] Internationalism [[File:Anti-Globalism.png]]
Metbolism is non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as  and   because they keep American citizens fighting for foreign causes that otherwise shouldn't concern them. Metbolism is an  and strives to see America become a more self-sufficient nation.

[[File:Catheo.png]] Religion [[File:RelNat.png]]
Metbolism avidly promotes Catholicism but it is not a state religion. He does support the idea of America becoming an all-Christian nation though, and is tolerable of various other Christian sects, especially Orthodoxy.

In a struggle to keep America a Christian Nation, Metbolism is against Islam, but moreover  Paganism,  Neopaganism,  New Ageism,  Nihilistic Atheism and  Heretics who think Jesus's only command was "Love Thy Neighbor".

[[File:Intercult.png]] Immigration [[File:Antimultcult.png]]
Metbolism thinks immigration for diversity's sake is pointless and dumb. Metbolism also thinks mass-immigration is bad because they are often imported for cheap labor and contribute to rapid industrialism. Any immigrants who are accepted should ideally be Christian (preferably Catholic), speak English, be self-sufficient (or willing to be self-sufficient) and most importantly, have a high set of moral standards.

[[File:Indiv.png]] Individualism [[File:Community.png]]
Metbolism might appear Collectivist based on his support for ,  ,  Religion,  , ect; but he actually favors  Individualism, especially economic individualism, however thinks a strong sense of   is essential for any good society. In fact, one of Metbol's earliest ideologies might have been Anti-Collectivism, when teachers would punish the entire class due to the fault of just one or a few students. Metbol would often refer to said teachers as "collectivist swines".

[[File:Eccon.png]] Environmentalism [[File:AntiIndust.png]]
Metbolism supports some level of environmental regulations such as laws against over-pollution and the prohibition of hunting endangered or threatened animals so they don't go extinct. He is also against over-industrialization / metropolization and thinks we should uphold our national parks.

To best counter environmental degradation, Metbolism supports small township and mass-deurbanization (TEAR DOWN THOSE CITIES WITH ARMOURED BULLDOZERS! FUCK YEAH!).

[[File:Thoreau.png]] Anti-Urbanism [[File:Rural.png]]
Metbolism believes urbanism is a plight to humanity. They live compacted like farm animals, and they are just generally dirty. Metbolism much prefers Rural,   or even suburban ways of living. Metbolism believes the spread of urbanism can be halted by thwarting the efforts of city planners and stopping over-industrialization. Metbolism also hates the modernist architecture of numerous city buildings.

Metbolism, inspired by Henry David Thoreau, thinks it would help a lot of people to live in solidarity and with nature; learning from it and taking from it what they need. One drawback to this is that this rush of settlers could lead to urbanization, so it would probably be best if most people lived suburbanly or in cities, while Antinatalism or  Voluntary Celibacy could help decrease the surplus human population in time.

[[File:Tradcon.png]] Bodily Autonomy [[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]]
Metbolism's stance on bodily autonomy is very strict, and is against most forms of bodily autonomy; especially that relating to sexual liberation and LGBT. As such, things like prostitution, abortion, gender transitions, homosexual relations and plastic surgery would be illegal. Some of these would have minor exceptions, such as if half your face was blown off, plastic surgery would be permitted.

These things could be thwarted via Policing.

[[File:Homophobia.png]] Anti-LGBT [[File:Transphobia.png]]
Metbolism is a Heteronationalist and wants to create LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "LGBT ideologies". This typically means that displays of public LGBT pride and the teaching of LGBT ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the LGBT community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.

[[File:Antifreud.png]] Anti-Psychiatry [[File:Bluepill.png]]
Metbolism believes the state has become too reliant on drugs to treat patients, so the usage of medicine and pills to treat and help patients cope with mental illnesses such as anxiety, ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, i-want-attention-syndrome, ect. should be radically reduced, and instead be treated with other alternatives such as therapy, religious counselling, electric shock therapy, natural oils ect.

Furthermore, Metbolism personally feels that psychiatry is kind of shilled, and believes that some psychiatrists dish out pills or insist on further therapy sessions just to swindle some more shekles out of their patients. Not only that, but especially at times of recent, they tend to espouse some degenerate  ideologies too, but even  Sigmund Freud, the founder of modern phycology, dreamed of creating some sort of  Sex Untopia.

[[File:Antitransh.png]] Anti-Transhumanism [[File:Biocon.png]]
Metbolism believes  is a degenerate perversion of the human race. However, he also believes the idea is quite silly and unrealistic and may never go mainstream in his lifetime; but if it does, all genetically modified people should be terminated, if not castrated, for they have been subjected to dehumanization and their altered genes should not go on to create more of what should have never been.

P.S. The idea of "designer babies" is supremely degenerate; to turn to something that should be so dear into a mere commodity, an experiment, truly revolting.

[[File:Consti.png]] Free Speech [[File:Libcon.png]]
Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The American  does a good job with this one, and unlike in many countries in the Eurosphere that have banned hate speech, Metbolism considers hate speech to still be free speech. Anti-blasphemy laws are still based though.

Concerning the internet, Metbolism sees the it as more of a public domain that anyone across the world can contribute too, so he believes that the government should not sensor / put up  and believes everyone should be able to access anything on the internet (Given they've got a computer), even if a certain website goes against our ideas; just so long as it doesn't break basic US laws.

WHAT is Metbolism?

 * -|Nationalisms=
 * [[File:Civnat.png]]
 * [[File:Isolation.png]]
 * [[File:Econat.png]]
 * [[File:Natcon.png]]
 * [[File:RelNat.png]]
 * [[File:ChristNat.png]]
 * [[File:Heternaz.png]] Heteronationalism
 * [[File:American Nationalism.png]] American Nationalism


 * -|Conservatisms=
 * [[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]]
 * [[File:Natcon.png]]
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]]
 * [[File:Tradcon.png]]
 * [[File:SocialConservative.png]]
 * [[File:Cultcon.png]]
 * [[File:CathCon icon.png]] Catholic Conservatism
 * [[File:Eccon.png]]
 * [[File:Biocon.png]] Bioconservatism
 * [[File:Fiscon.png]]


 * -|Anti-Stances=
 * [[File:Antiurban.png]] Anti-Urban
 * [[File:AntiIndust.png]] Anti-Over-Industrial
 * [[File:Anti-Inflation.png]] Anti-Inflation
 * [[File:AntiCol.png]] Anti-Collectivist
 * [[File:Antiabort.png]] Anti-Abortion
 * [[File:Antisexwork.png]] Anti-Sex Work
 * [[File:Antidrug.png]] Anti-Drug Use
 * [[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communist
 * [[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialist
 * [[File:Antiantifa.png]] Anti-Antifa
 * [[File:Antiblm.png]] Anti-BLM
 * [[File:Anticovid.png]] Anti-COVID Mandates
 * [[File:Anti-Globalism.png]] Anti-Globalist
 * [[File:Antimultcult.png]] Anti-Mass/Illegal-Immigration
 * [[File:Antizion.png]] Anti-Zionist
 * [[File:Antiwest.png]] Anti-Interventionist
 * [[File:Antiprog.png]] Anti-Progressive
 * [[File:Antimultcult.png]] Anti-Multiculturalist
 * [[File:Antiwelf.png]] Anti-Welfare
 * [[File:Islamophobia.png]] Anti-Islam
 * [[File:Antipagan.png]] Anti-Pagan
 * [[File:Anti-Nih.png]] Anti-Nihilist
 * [[File:Homophobia.png]] Anti-LGBTP
 * [[File:Transphobia.png]] Anti-Trans
 * [[File:AntiGT.png]] Anti-Gender Theory
 * [[File:Antifreud.png]] Anti-Psychiatry (somewhat)
 * [[File:Antisjw.png]] Anti-SJW
 * [[File:Anti-sex.png]] Anti-Sexualization
 * [[File:Antitransh.png]] Anti-Transhumanist
 * [[File:Antifurry.png]] Anti-Furry


 * -|Pro-Stances=
 * [[File:Antiabort.png]] Pro-Life
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Pro-Gun Rights
 * [[File:GoldStandard.png]] Pro-Gold Standard
 * [[File:Colonial.png]] Pro-Colonial Sentiment
 * [[File:Abol.png]] Pro-Abolitionist
 * [[File:USAPRO.png]] Prohibition (somewhat; socially at least)
 * [[File:Bluelivesm.png]] Pro-Blue
 * [[File:Volcel.png]] Pro-Celibacy

Personality
Metbol is an enjoyer of the lulz and often times has a dark or morbid sense of humor that he likes to express in his works. As much as Metbolism would like to deny it, he is in fact a liberal (though distant), as  is a liberal influence of his, which makes him somewhat of an ethnically impure Polcompball if you will.

He is arch-enemies with Inky, who continuously banns him for his shenanigans.

How to draw
Metbolian flag.png You're done!
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Draw a white Nordic cross with a black outline.
 * 3) Draw a thick black line cross-section within the outlines of the Nordic cross.
 * 4) Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant deep blue.
 * 5) Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant brown.
 * 6) Draw a deep red heraldic cat on the top-left quadrant.
 * 7) Add the eyes.

Vexillology

 * The black and white Nordic cross represents based things.
 * The brown coloration is a reference to [[File:Meatball icon.png]] meatballs, a food that has been heavily associated with Metbolism due to its name, and is also what "metbol" is a corruption of.
 * The blue coloration in addition to the heraldic red cat, is reminiscent of the [[File:Christy.png]] flag of Christianity, but the cross has been replaced as to not represent one particular religion.
 * The red cat is a reference to Paul the Cat, both a real cat and a cartoon character that Metbol created. It also represents Metbol's love for cats.

✨ AESTHETICS ✨
Clearly the most important part of any ideology, Metbol's aesthetics include:
 * [[File:Alfarawr.png]] Nautical Nonsense
 * [[File:Feud.png]] Romanesque
 * [[File:Colonial.png]] Colonial
 * [[File:Bioregionalism icon.png]] Borealism
 * [[File:Cball-Prussia.png]] Prussian
 * [[File:Mudkip.png]] Mudkipcore

Offspring
Metbolism has several ideological offspring created by other users and by himself. The first one that was created was Radical Metbolism by  Angrybirdstd. Other notable offspring include Metboletteism (by  TheGhostOfInky),  Neo-Metbolism (by me, as an April Fool's joke that went on for a month) and  Nordic Neo-Metbolism (by  OnlyDeathMayDie, which won first prize in a contest). *NOTICE: Some of these pages have been deleted, so there are a lot of red links, but I decided to keep them in the list for commemorative purposes. You may recreate any red links you see (must have adequate amounts of information) or add new links and icons to this list. Established pages should also be added to the Metbolists Template.
 * -|Hide=
 * -|Open=
 * [[File:ANMETBOL.png]] Anarcho-Metbolism
 * [[File:Austrometbol.png]] Austrometbolism
 * [[File:CMETBOL.png]] Clerical Metbolism [[File:Metcruz.png]]
 * [[file:CorMetbol.png]] Corrupted Metbolism
 * [[File:Evil-METBOL.png]] Evil-Metbolism
 * [[File:GEOMETBOL.png]] Geo-Metbolism
 * [[File:GeoNeoMetbol.png]] Geo-Neo-Metbolism
 * [[File:Libertbol.png]] Libertarian Metbolism
 * [[File:METBOLETTE.png]] Metboletteism
 * [[File:METBOLO.png]] Metbolismo
 * [[File:MbMb ball.png]] Metbolist Metbolism
 * [[File:METBOLLAH.png]] Metbollah
 * [[File:Metcat.png]] Metcatism
 * [[File:Metcatette.png]] Metcatetteism
 * [[File:Neometcat.png]] Neo-Metcatism
 * [[File:METSLIME.png]] Metslimism
 * [[File:METSOC.png]] Metsoc
 * [[File:METCENT.png]] Moderate Metbolism
 * [[File:NaturMetbol.png]] Naturist Metbolism
 * [[File:Neometkak.png]] Neo-Metboletteism
 * [[File:NEOMETBOL.png]] Neo-Metbolism
 * [[File:NordNeoMet.png]] Nordic Neo-Metbolism
 * [[File:Radmetbol.png]] Radical Metbolism

Self-Insert Fusions

 * [[FIle:AfunNEOMETBOL.png]] Afun-Neo-Metbolism
 * [[File:Afunmetflop.png]] AfunMetbolFloppaism
 * [[File:Afunmetgabflo.png]] AfunMetbolGabrialFloppianism
 * [[File:AfunMETBOL.png]] AfunMetbolism
 * [[File:Calmetcat.png]] CalreibozMetcatism
 * [[File:Caressbol.png]] Caressbolism
 * [[File:GabrialMetbolism.png]] GabrialMetbolism
 * [[File:Hayeklpyafun.png]] Hayek LpyAfunMetbolGabrialNorthzrnJd2842TDRHChimpFloppaism
 * [[File:Logavmetbol.png]] LogavMetbolism
 * [[File:LpyapersonMetbol icon.png]] LpyapersonMetbolism
 * [[File:MeriMetbol.png]] Meridian Metbolism
 * [[File:Aeirbol.png]] Metbol-Aeirinism
 * [[File:Metflop.png]] MetbolFloppaism
 * [[File:MetWasp.png]] Metbolian Waspism
 * [[File:Neogabbol.png]] Neo-GabrialMetbolism
 * [[File:Neometflop.png]] Neo-MetbolFloppaism
 * [[File:Neoplenbol.png]] Neo-PlenderMetbolism
 * [[File:Oimetbol.png]] Oiboimetbolism
 * [[File:Plenbol.png]] PlenderMetbolism
 * [[File:Rutabol.png]] RutaMetbolism

Relations

 * -|Ideologies=

[[File:Yes.png]] Excellent

 * [[File:tradcon.png]] - What can be better than conserving traditional values? There simply is no superior way of living than that of our ancestors.
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - You're very similar to me.
 * [[File:Confem.png]] - Probably the only good form of feminism.
 * [[FIle:American Nationalism.png]] American Nationalism - 'Merica first.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] - We must return to a form of conservative thought before mainstream conservatism.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - I WAS BOOOOORN IN THE U-S-Aeh-HAY; BOOOOORN IN THE U-S-Aeh-HAY!!!
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] - America should no longer take part in this globalist game. There is enough that needs to be done on the homefront.
 * [[File:Honk.png]] - I love satire!
 * [[File:Natcon.png]] - creeeeeaaaaaaam!!!!
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] - Wildlife should be conserved, just like our traditional values.
 * [[File:Mudkip.png]] Mudkipism - #SaveTheMudkipz
 * [[File:Reactlib.png]] - A self-hating liberal? I mean just call you're self a [[File:Jnaz.png]].
 * [[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] Rhodesian Nationalism - Rhodesia was before my time, but I think I left my heart in Rhodesia.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - Free markets and free of degeneracy!
 * [[File:United Russia.png]] Putinism - Suppresses homosexuals which is BASED.
 * [[File:Kek.png]] Kekistani Nationalism - Extremely kek. I'm somewhat of a proud Kekistani myself.
 * [[File:Meatball icon.png]] Meatball - Om Nom Nom!
 * [[File:Floppa.png]] Floppaism - Man, I love Floppa.
 * [[File:Sogga.png]] Soggaism - Man, I love Sogga.
 * [[File:Heternaz.png]] Heteronationalism - STRAIGHT ETHNOSTATES!!!
 * [[File:Homophobia.png]] Homophobia - Yes libtard, this is my mental condition.
 * [[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia - Transphobia is only natural, and totally based.
 * [[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism - Hating on commies is based.
 * [[File:Mushmod.png]] Mushroom Model [[File:Peachy.png]] - Super Mario is my favorite video game franchise! Thx for all the great games and memories!
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraftism - Also a great game. I've been playing since Minecraft Lite, so give me my veterans badge.
 * [[File:Terra.png]] Terrarism - You are a great game too! And I don't think your just a 2D Minecraft.
 * [[File:Rural.png]] Ruralism - City folk just don't get it. I kinda wish I lived in a rural area to be honest.
 * [[File:Watersong female.png]] Watersongism - The drawn 2 life soundtrack is simply magnificent and Mayor Roses' pure love and dedication to her son is truly beautiful and inspiring. It is the ideal level of love and dedication every mother should have for her children.
 * [[File:Metfake.png]] Biological Metbolism - Metbolism is very important to my survival.
 * [[File:NatProg.png]] - Even though you call yourself a progressive, I think you were a pretty good president.
 * [[File:Bluelivesm.png]] Blue Lives Matter - RESPECC DA POPO!
 * [[File:Bonaparte.png]] - A great innovative leader who saved France from those [[File:Jack.png]].
 * [[File:Ilminism.png]] - Based. Wop gangnem style!
 * [[File:Rhodes.png]] Rhodesism - Cecil Rhodes was an admirable man.
 * [[File:Cambrian.png]] Cambrianism - I may be a Christian, but I'm still a science enjoyer.
 * [[File:Econat.png]] - Let's keep our national parks clean!
 * [[File:RelNat.png]] - Christianity should be shoved down everyone's throats!
 * [[File:TFP img.png]] TFPism - Tradition! Family! Property!
 * [[File:Antiabort.png]] Anti-Abortionism - Abortion is perhaps only acceptable when the mothers life is at severe risk due to the pregnancy, but other than that, abortion is never okay.
 * [[File:Moonman.png]] Moon Man Thought - Your rap songs are so funny!!! :D
 * [[File:Antifurry.png]] Anti-Furry Nationalism - suspiciously... wealthy... furries...
 * [[File:EgoDram.png]] Dramacracy - I love reading your articles. I appreciate how you always tell things like it is.
 * [[File:Superstraight.png]] SuperStraight Pride - THE ONLY TRUE STRAIGHT IS A SUPER STRAIGHT!
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - UNDER NO PRETEXT! GUNZ R FUN! Who cares if a few kids are dying? Better that weapons are brought up in the classroom than the gay agenda, am I right?

[[File:Kinda Yes.png]] Good

 * [[File:Christy.png]] - Christianity is the one religion I find truest, and though a theocracy sounds somewhat desirable to me, this is not what we should aim for.
 * [[File:Catheo.png]] - I'm a Catholic, but same to you.
 * [[File:Orth.png]] - I'm glad to call you a Christian brother in arms.
 * [[FIle:Trumpism.png]] - I didn't like you that much at first, but I gradually began to like you as I became more right-wing. Perhaps my biggest complain about your presidency is that you didn't keep hold of many of your promises and you love the Jews too much if you know what I mean.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] - Uber based. Also Prussia Glory is a great musical piece.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Isn't democracy FUN?!
 * [[File:Cap.png]] - Capitalism is one of the best economic systems we've got, but I recognize that there are still things more important than the state of the economy.
 * [[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] Bolsonarism - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
 * [[File:Distributist.png]] - My favorite left-wing ideology.
 * [[File:Ottoman.png]] - F*ck Kurdistan.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] - The most based of all libertarians.
 * [[File:Tolkien.png]] Tolkienism - Probably as based as any anarchist can get!
 * [[File:Whitesup.png]] - I believe the white race is quite exceptional in its culture, history, ethics and achievements, but I don't think minorities should be treated unfairly.
 * [[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] - I'm against [[File:Multicult.png]], but I think various cultures could get along nicely.
 * [[File:Shapiroism.png]] Shapiroism - He pwns libtards' epic style and isn't afraid of anything

[[File:Meh.png]] Neutral

 * [[File:JewTheo.png]] - I really don't have any hateful feelings towards Jews, even if I like to make edgy jokes about them sometimes. Heck, dear I even say the Jews were based and red-pilled.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - I sometimes sympathize with you, but this is not the best way to go.
 * [[File:Christfem.png]] - A form of feminism which arbors abortion and whoring. Wait, maybe not...
 * [[File:Colonial.png]] Colonialism - Many people say what you did was wrong, but i don't think ALL you did was wrong, I think you in fact did some good things.
 * [[File:Cball-Taliban.png]] Talibanism - Congrats on winning your rightful clay back but stay the hell where you are.
 * [[File:Bidenreich.png]] Bidenreichism - This actually sounds a lot more based then actual [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism.

[[File:Kinda No.png]] Bad

 * [[File:Deepe.png]] - Animals should have some protective rights, but they are not our equals!
 * [[File:Humanismpix.png]] - To think every human deserves equal rights simply because they exist is a mistake.
 * [[File:Indust.png]] - Listen, I don't have a problem with increased productivity, I'd just hate to see all the beautiful nature transform into disgusting metropolis filled with tasteless modernist architecture.
 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - Even if you could have gone about it better, at least somebody pulled out of that god-forsaken Middle East.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] - I actually prefer Israel to most other Islamic nations, but your gonna have to start fighting on your own.
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] - LGBT will never be a conservative value.
 * [[FIle:Angtheo.png]] Anglican Theocracy - Your church only exists because King Henry wanted to divorce his wife, but at least your still Christians.
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] - Based Urbanism hater, but wtf dude, too far man.
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] - Radical feminism is cringe let alone plain feminism but anti-trannyism and anti-sex work is omega based.
 * [[File:Cball-CSA.png]] American Confederatism - I respect your culture or whatever, I might even say I respect it more than what some of America has become, but the confederacy was a traitorous mark against the nation and slavery had to go.

[[File:No.png]] Hostile

 * [[File:Soc.png]] - The tyranny of the idiotic and the precursor towards communism.
 * [[File:Libtard.png]] - My plans will never come to fruition with you in the way.
 * [[File:World.png]] - In the world there is no justice, it's all a righteous face. But behind it is corruption, that infests the human race. You just keep your courage and teach it to your son. Fight for what you know is right and Troopie Boy you won!
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - We don't need to mass produce dildos.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - Communism is an unrealistic goal, and history has proven it a failure. I'd still hate you no matter how "traditional" you were.
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] - Not that communism or anarchism are at all desirable, but how do you expect to distribute the wealth without a state? (there is no wealth idiot)
 * [[File:blm.png]] Black Lives Matter - No they don't Well, well, well... If it isn't a bunch of self-proclaimed "trained Marxists" who like to collaborate with [[File:Antifa.png]] and is responsible for a forming an [[File:CHAZism-icon.png]] Anarcho-Soviet Commune on American soil.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - You're just evil, you really had to ruin the toothbrush mustache for everyone! But AT LEAST you lurved yuur mudkipz.
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTism - LGBT is cringe.
 * [[File:Trans.png]] Transgenderism - My least favorite sect of the LGBT community. They're complete freakiziods, just like anybody who gets plastic surgery to look a Barbie doll or whatever.
 * [[File:Anqueer.png]] - Based department? I'd like to report a class-9 cringe.
 * [[File:White Guilt.png]] White Guilt - Why must you be so loathsome of your own kindred? Have a little bit of WHITE PRIDE in yourself, will ya?!
 * [[File:Jack.png]] - What ANTIFA thinks they are.
 * [[File:Transh.png]] - Transhumanism is both a stupid and unrealistic goal.
 * [[File:CHAZism-icon.png]] CHAZism - A real shitty movement, but it was at least lulz while it lasted.
 * [[File:PCB-Abort.png]] Abortionism - Abortion is evil! Only whores and decadent progressives will support you.
 * [[File:Neo-Paganism-icon.png]] Neo-Paganism - SUCH a CRINGE religion. Like you think Christians are crazy for putting faith in God to "solve all their problems", but you think magic rocks will solve all your problems and allow you to cast magic spells.
 * [[File:PCB-Fortnite.png]] Fortniteism [[file:PCB-Fortalt.png]] - More like go fuck yourself tonight.
 * [[File:Egoism.png]] - Saying that there is no such thing as an objective moral value doesn't exactly make you sound like an intellectual.
 * [[File:Iso.png]] - Too many chefs spoil the broth.
 * [[File:VHMent.png]] - How about you extinct yourself.
 * [[File:Glib.png]] - When you mix [[File:Lib.png]]  with [[File:Envi.png]], all you get is cringe environmentalism.
 * [[File:Necon.png]] - Haven't enough of our American men died for that Middle Eastern hellhole.
 * [[File:Neobert.png]] - You're just Neocon but with more judeo-objectivist shillage.
 * [[File:Ecofem.png]] - When my mom bought a book about you, I realized there were a lot of weird feminist ideologies.
 * [[File:Fut2.png]] - FUTUUUUURE!!!! FUTUUUURE!!!! FUTUUUURE!!!
 * [[File:Honecker.png]] - EAST GERMANY CRINGE!!!!
 * [[File:Totlib.png]] - These are the types of people that stand in front of moving trucks.
 * [[File:QAnonism.png]] QAnonism - QAnon stands for Queers Anonymous.
 * [[File:Laicism.png]] - You say church and state should be separate. Nigga, the church SHOULD be the state.
 * [[File:Sparta.png]] Spartanism - Why would anyone want to live this way?
 * [[File:Hedonism-cloud.png]] Hedonism - The lowest and most depraved of all philosophy.
 * [[File:Solipsism.png]] Solipsism - Imaging not being able to comprehend that anything happens outside of your own mind.
 * [[File:Relativism.png]] Relativism - Morality is a philosophy, but true morality I don't believe is based on relativism, but eternal truths.

[[File:Mega No.png]] Die

 * [[File:SJW icon.png]] SJW - Cry moar.
 * [[File:Antifa.png]] - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? MODERATES hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause".
 * [[File:Queerauth.png]] Queer Authoritarianism - Someone has a domination fetish.
 * [[File:Femboy.png]] Femboyism - All ideologies that are femboys are an instant F tier.
 * [[File:Authprog.png]] Authoritarian Progressivism - Rule of soy.
 * [[File:AntiMetbol.png]] Anti-Metbolism - You're literally my complete opposite! The only thing I like about you is your color scheme.
 * [[File:SecSat.png]] - I don't care that you don't actually believe in Satan. Your farce display for religious equality and human rights is disreputable and you don't deserve any of it.
 * [[File:Satan.png]] - Literal worshippers of Satan! Even worse!
 * [[File:Acidcomf.png]] - Don't do drugs, kids.
 * [[File:PagTheo.png]] - Heathens? In my territorial conquest? Its more likely then you might think.


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[[File:Yes.png]] Excellent

 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - One of my closest friends on the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki, and his political views aren't too shabby either.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Uber based.
 * [[File:Neoreb.png]] Neo-Rebelism - Lets ride our bikes through a forest trail oh-so gaily together, shall we?
 * [[File:Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Based and Jed-Pilled.
 * [[File:Sajt.png]] Sajtireism - My trolling comrade. 1/27/2020 - NEVER FORGET. SajZeal was a n hero.
 * [[File:Chimp.png]] Silly Chimpism - He has much of my views, but with uniquely Finnish characteristics.
 * [[File:Ali-Ism.png]] Ali-Ism - Perhaps the single most based ideology here on the wiki.
 * [[File:Milky.png]] Dylanism - Uber based conservative capitalist.
 * [[File:Chcknwngsbll.png]] Chcknwngs Thought - This is just really epic.
 * [[File:PCB-Krano.png]] Kranoterism - This one is very similar to myself actually.
 * [[File:Sadoneismf.png]] Sadoneism - [[File:Tomboy.png]] tomboys > [[File:Femboy.png]] femboys
 * [[File:Typicalfan2.png]] TypicalFan1 Thought - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
 * [[File:SomeCrusade.png]] SomeCrusaderism - Your ideology is rather swell.
 * [[File:ReactionaryCentrism6.png]] Reactionary Centrism - I agree with a lot of your ideas like anti-homo, state promotion of Catholicism, just your much more, well, reactionary. why do you call yourself a "radical centrist" anyways, there's practically nothing centrist about you.
 * [[File:Murphism-icon.png]] Murphism - A very neat set of ideas. I approve!
 * [[File:Natpopgreen.png]] Nazworth Populism - Ok, this is epic.

[[File:Kinda Yes.png]] Good

 * [[File:MinnDistIcon.png]] Minnesotan Distributism - This is fairly based, but gay people are an issue and drugs are bad.
 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyapersonism - Not a bad chap.
 * [[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] Gabrialduffeyism - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on LGBTQ issues though)
 * [[File:Systemism.png]] Systemism - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a [[File:SJW icon.png]] SJW, but not too bad.
 * [[File:Rebelism.png]] Rebelism - Not bad, but really meh.
 * [[File:Afun.png]] Afunhumaninterism - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the [[File:Leftunity.png]] left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
 * [[File:ConSocNat.png]] Conservative Socialist Nationalism - Not a fan of socialism, but everything else for the most part is based.
 * [[File:Typicalfan icon.png]] Typicalfan1ism - Capitalism, patriotism, conservatism and democracy; I see nothing wrong with this. But please leave the USA alone.
 * [[File:Typicalfan.png]] Neo-Typicalfan1ism - Like the guy above but doesn't want to invade the US.
 * [[File:WoFIcon.png]] Waffleofthefuturism - BASED. But I'm not exactly a fan of this military rule.
 * [[File:ONL.png]] One Nation Libertarianism - This is quite epic too. but naturism? Kinda cringe though.
 * [[File:Pixil-frame-0(16).png]] Reactionary-Cheesenism - Culturally and economically based, but a little too authoritarian for my liking. Fascism isn't exactly my mix either.
 * [[File:Xivanism1.png]] Xivanism - I know I call myself illiberal, but you're a little too illiberal even for me, but other than that, you are very based.

[[File:Meh.png]] Neutral

 * [[File:CzechIdeal.png]] Czech Idealism - Seems alright.
 * [[File:MeriPat.png]] Meridian Paternalism - We may not agree economically but your social views are pretty based.
 * [[File:EthicDarwin.png]] Ethical Darwinism - Seems pretty extreme, but I can't deny that Christianity and [[File:PCB-React.png]] is based.
 * [[File:KJ icon.png]] KJ Nationalism - Some good, some bad.
 * [[File:Protoair.png]] Proto-Airisuism - Airisu used to be... normal?
 * [[File:Nothisispatrick.png]] Daveism - Pretty based but not too based, but I think I'd still have you on my good side.
 * [[File:Hman.png]] H Manism - A Maoist, but at least you want to bring Christianity to the CCP.
 * [[File:NeoBingo.png]] Neo-Bingoism - Alright. kinda cool.
 * [[File:DN Adm.png]] Darknight Yuusha Model - Isolationism, environmentalism, ect are cool and your cultural takes are mostly based, but I'm not very fond of this socialism stuff.

[[File:Kinda No.png]] Bad

 * [[File:Shaggerism-icon.png]] Shaggerism - total LARP. kind of based though.
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - Sounds like shit tbh, but your social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neat.
 * [[File:AntiAntiCent.png]] Anti-Anti-Centrism - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
 * [[File:Nazcaptransh.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - I'm not a fan of your Aryanism, immorality, state Shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
 * [[File:Admiralism Icon.png]] Admiralism [[File:Admiralism alt icon.png]] - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not admiral of the full picture.
 * [[File:Waspicon.png]] Waspism - P*nsexual.

[[File:No.png]] Hostile

 * [[File:Oiboioiismicon.png]] Oiboioiism - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
 * [[File:Plend-icon.png]] Plenderplarism - This is even worse than [[File:Analtru.png]] Anarcho-Altruism; yet again, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
 * [[File:Overb.png]] Overbism - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
 * [[File:Budutsoc.png]] BAUMS - Supports "anarcho-homonationalism with market-syndicalism" and we can't be having that.
 * [[File:Potashism.png]] Potashism - Smoov brain.
 * [[File:Gnosticesofash.png]] Hydra'ism - Esoteric Nazi weirdo.
 * [[File:Neo-Hydraism-Icon.png]] Neo-Hydra'ism - This is Hydra post-Buffalo shooting. Martha spoke to him too!
 * [[File:Logavism.png]] Logavism - Not a good ideology.
 * [[File:Dodo220icon.png]] Dodobird220ism - Frikken alt-left red fascist.
 * [[File:Neoxothel.png]] Neoxothelism - Robotic gay environmentalist. Why am I not surprised to see these together.
 * [[File:Tony.png]] Retroliberalism - Pretty much the only thing preventing you from being not hyper-cringe to me is being not socialist.
 * [[File:Tony567(2).png]] Tony567 Thought - Overall too leftist, and I'm not for cyberocracy, transhumanism and liberaltarianism. Nationalism and capitalism is good though. Mostly cringe but not the worst thing I've ever seen.
 * [[File:Yoda8soup.png]] Yoda8soup Thought - May the force be AGAINST you.
 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - When will a based person tell me to add them to my relations tab?
 * [[File:Quarkism.svg]] Quarkism - Called me wicked, but little does he know "wicked" means "awesome" where I come from. Also, you're a tranny-loving Reddit atheist, albeit not ALL your ideas are bad, though they simply aren't enough to redeem your ideology in my eyes. You can throw-up blood and contemplate suicide now, my supreme gentleman.

[[File:Mega No.png]] Die

 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
 * Kill it with fire.gif[[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] Airisuism - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, [[File:Floppa.png]] Big Floppa in NOT an [[File:AnSynd.png]], he's a [[File:Neolud.png]] with [[File:Gamer.png]] Gamerist characteristics.
 * [[File:Analtru.png]] Anarcho-Altruism - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
 * Kill it with fire.gif[[File:Kirakween.png]] Kurwa Kween Thought - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than [[File:Airisu.png]] Airisuism.
 * [[File:Samikakoism ball.png]] Samikakoism - gkys oofit reskin.
 * Kill it with fire.gif[[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - KILL IT WITH FIRE AHAHAHAHA!
 * Kill it with fire.gif[[FIle:NeoAlphadonialism.png]] Neo Alphadonialism - Well this is extremely gay. OMAGA FAGGORTRY!!!!!

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 * [[File:XT.png]] XarTario - Can you add me on your self-insert relations? Here's my self-insert: XarTario Thought
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 * [[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon.png]] Addycakesball [[File:Second_Addycakesball_Thought_icon_with_helmet.png]]: Hello, Metbol. May I please edit your pages such as Metbolism, Anti-Metbolism, etc.? Have you answered yet?
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