Glitchism

Glitchism is the Ideology of SuperGlitch00 and ComradeShrek. It takes British Fascism, takes away the Homophobia and Racism, and mix mashes it with Leninism. It is Economically Far-Left and Culturally Far-Right.

Glitchism is Gerontocratic and Meritocratic as it believes the most wisest and talented should lead the country; and who would that be? Boomers.

In Glitchism, we want to make sure everyone has a Penis Length of exactly 13 Inches or more, no immagrents or civilians with under 13 inches. It has to be Plancklength perfect (somehow). Also to be leader, you need to have 15 Inches or more, so it kind of makes it Penisocratic in a way.

Everyone gets an USFKD (Unlimited Strawberry Flavoured Kefir Dispenser).

We will also dump any Bigots and Furries in the Indian Ocean.

Glitchism is famously Anti-SJW. Glitchists want to Gas SJW's and/or throw them in the pits and/or send them out alone in the Siberian Wilderness with no clothes on.

All Glitchists are Gamers, to become a Gamer, you must have played Minecraft, Terraria, Super Mario, PacMan, and any game on Coolmathgames.com.

We are Corporatists and Socialists. We believe in Mao's 3 world theory; what is it? Take it on Wikipedia! : Three Worlds Theory states that during the Cold War two imperialist states formed the "first world"—the United States and the Soviet Union. The second world consisted of the other imperialist states in their spheres of influence. The third world consisted of the non-imperialist countries. Both the first and the second world exploit the third world, but the first world is the most aggressive party. The workers in the first and second world are "bought up" by imperialism, preventing socialist revolution. On the other hand, the people of the third world have not even a short-sighted interest in the prevailing circumstances, hence revolution is most likely to appear in third world countries, which again will weaken imperialism opening up for revolutions in other countries too.

Also we are Esotericists, Oswald Mosley is our gamer god and Atlantis was the original land of the Gamers before it sunk. Glitchists seek to experience Extraphysics and also make good friends with Extraphysicists.

Also, Stalin, Trotsky, and Bukharin were all equally based, and Himmler, Goebells, and Heydrich were also as equally based.

Songs

 * Comrades the Voices
 * Moscow–Beijing
 * Our Party
 * BAM March
 * Zem Mūsu Kājām
 * March of The Siberian Riflemen