Childhoodism

Childhoodism represents the political views of a child as they grow up. As opposed to representing full-on ideologies, they hold slight hints of what type of ideology they will follow in the future. Their actions, thoughts and relationships can point out what they'll be. Their views also influentiate in what they look like: Very light red (AuthLeft); Very light blue (AuthRight); Very light green (LibLeft); Very light yellow (LibRight); Very light grey (Centrist/Apoliticism). They're just like all 5 main types of children.

Beliefs
In general, their beliefs are very immature and vary from quadrant to quadrant. Authoritarian children tend to believe that they have the right to gain or do whatever they want, they always have an excuse for that, like being stronger or "helping mom the most". Libertarian children tend to belive that kids shouldn't force other kids to do something and that their family or school doesn't let them be theirselves. Right wing children tend to believe that their things should only be lend or given to others when they want to and that if a child is better at something than everybody else, it should have more power than the others. Left wing kids tend to believe that always keeping things to yourself is a selfish and evil practice and that disavantaged kids should have more power than the others.

Personality And Behaviour
They basically act like normal children, but they do have some dissimilarities. AuthLeft is always telling other kids to share their toys and games, but he always ends up keeping them. He also justifies his actions as being the one that works and helps the most at home. His biggest rival is his own brother. AuthRight likes to bully other kids just because he is stronger. He says he was already born like that and loves playing sports. His favourite past time is messing with his brother, saying he's a little girl, witch eventually ends up becoming true. LibLeft is the most peacefull and inclusive kid of the family. He loves art and hates school and his parents...and his brothers. The only authority he fears is his brother. LibRight in very selfish and doesn't like to work with other children. He alway knows when someone catches one of his games, witch are usually videogames or Monopoly. Despite all his efforts, he can't stop his brother from "stealing" his games. Centrist is the most idle type of kid you can imagine, but he loves grilling.

How To Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill the ball in with its quadrant color.
 * 3) Add the helicopter hat.
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you're done!

Friends

 * [[File:Stalin.png]] - Sexy mustache man is my inspiration. I'd definitively work in the mines for 80 years.
 * [[File:Tito.png]] - I miss Tito. Well, YEA, I know he died decades before I was born, SO WHAT?!?!
 * [[File:Marx-L.png]] - No, mom, it's not just a phase. It's a lifestyle.
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] - You're...You're, like, the first [[File:Stalin.png]], right?
 * [[File:Marx.png]] - The only books I read are yours.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] - Yea, communist ninja! Did China have ninjas?
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] - HA HA CAPITALISTS GO BOOM BOOM
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] - TOTALLY BASED!!!

Frenemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthRight.png]] AuthRight - Kinda selfish, but he's also a worker, at least that's what [[File:Mom.png]] mom says when I ask her.
 * [[File:ChildLibLeft.png]] LibLeft Child - You're close, brother, but you're too...girly.
 * [[File:Mom.png]] Motherism - Mom, I love you, BUT IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE!
 * [[File:Trump.png]] - Well, comarades helped you win the election so I think you're fine.
 * [[File:Hivemind.png]] - Y-You're very c-cool...mom, I'm scared...
 * [[File:Klep icon.png]] - You really show [[File:ChildLibRight.png]] him what sharing is all about, but give me our Communist Monopoly back!

Enemies

 * [[File:ChildLibRight.png]] LibRight - MOM! HE'S NOT LETTING ME PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN!
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] - I don't know who you are, but I already hate you.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - Teacher told me you just want chaos and stealing and killing, so I don't like you too.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Letting my brothers chose the future?! NO WAY!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - You ruin the west, whatever that means.
 * [[File:Egoism.png]] - A spook? No u.
 * [[File:Neolib.png]] - You are...CRAP, YES I said it!

Friends

 * [[File:Monarch.png]] - Long live king Charles, he has blue blood.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - Emperors are based and chad, except when they are girls. I hate girls!
 * [[File:Trump.png]] - I'd vote for you if I could. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
 * [[File:Nationalism.png]] - Ah, Murica. Land of the free, except if you're black, spaniard, asian, indian, latin, gay, female, poor or WEAK!
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - I'd learn more about you if I didn't hate learning.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] - On Sundays, we go to the church and FUCK OFF everyone who studies that day.
 * [[File:Trad.png]] - Why was I born so late? I wanted to work at the farm, go to the church every day and live a simpler life, at least that's what dad told me it was like.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - You are SUPER BASED GIGA CHAD! Pls, join the Kool Kids Klub.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - Aren't you just like [[File:Nazi.png]]  but weaker?
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - Bruh, based as frick, man.

Frenemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] AuthLeft Child - You can be part of the Kool Kids Klan, but I WILL be the leader, >>I<< am the strongest one, NOT YOU!
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] - You'd be based if you wasn't so weird. I don't  know what [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] my brother sees on you.
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - I guess you're cool, just win me in a football game and I let you join the Kool Kids Klub.

Enemies

 * [[File:ChildLibLeft.png]] LibLeft Child - HAHAHA YOU ARE GAY LOL!!!
 * [[File:ChildLibRight.png]] LibRight - Knows how to deal with other kids, but ya kinda girly and weak.

Frenemies
AuthLeft Child - Protects me from him sometimes, but he then makes me do his chores because "We need to help each other". LibRight - Also hates school, but I also want to play Crossing Road.

Enemies
AuthRight - My mean brother. He doesn't respect me. And I'm not playing with girly toys, this is my friend, Rebecca.

Frenemies
AuthRight - Knows his rights, but he's too bossy, not like me of course. LibLeft Child - My things are MY things, ok? I won't lend you my pencil... You wanna skip school with me?

Enemies
AuthLeft Child - THIEF! Always steal my things! He's a connie...tonkie...WHATEVER!

Frenemies
AuthLeft Child - My brother. AuthRight - My Brother. LibLeft Child - Brother. LibRight - Also my brother.