JoeyFloppaism

JoeyFloppaism, also known as JoeyFloppeanism, is an American nationalist, culturally right-wing, economically laissez-faire ideology, and is a variant of Libertarian Conservatism. It's civically liberal to libertarian, peering into the libright. It is the ideology representing JoeyFloppa and his beliefs and can be specked as right-wing to far-right on the two-axis political spectrum.

[[File:PCB-Libcon.png]] Government & Economy [[File:PCB-Minarchist.png]]
JoeyFloppaism supports many decentralizations of government power and supports a minimal and fiscally responsible state who's job is restricted to mainly, at most, preserving law, regulated policing, borders, as well as perhaps having a role in preserving cultural values, making it chiefly Libertarian Conservative civically. Among some things JoeyFloppaism advocates for are ending government surveillance, betterly regulated and minimal police, voluntary military drafting and ending the public school system. Taxation is viewed as theft and thus supports absolute minimal taxation, if it has to exist at all.

JoeyFloppaism supports a capitalist laissez-faire economy, much favoring the Austrian School. It believes private property should be a bulwark in society and is not in favor of  Protectionism or tariffs. Representative republicanism is the government system JoeyFloppaism supports.

[[File:PCB-Imp.png]] Expansionism [[File:PCB-Jingoism.png]]
Though an Isolationist foreign policy is generally aimed for on the state level, JoeyFloppaism encourages an idealistic vision of American individuals and companies to set out to explore and imperialize or colonize for personal profit and to expand the American Empire. Private industrialists such as Cecil Rhodes are considered as a model for this type of imperialism.

In the modern world this would obviously be less possible, so looking towards space would be a good idea.

Classic design
The classic design is based off JoeyFloppa's former profile picture, which is of a golden boo from the Super Mario franchise. You're done!
 * 1) Draw a ball with a stubby tail at the end using gold (#FFFF00). It should resemble a Boo.
 * 2) Color it in a lighter shade of gold (#FFEB3B).
 * 3) Add the eyes.
 * 4) (OPTIONALLY) Add some sparkles shimmering around the ball(#FFFFFF).

Alt design
The alternative design is based off the JoeyFloppaist flag created by Angrybirdstd. You're done!
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Draw three bars, the top and bottom ones gold (#FFEB3B) and the middle one white (#FFFFFF).
 * 3) Add the eyes.

Friends

 * [[File:PCB-Cap.png]] - The only good economic system.
 * [[File:PCB-GRA.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - All firearm restrictions must be opposed.
 * [[File:PCB-Libcon.png]] - The ultimate fusion.
 * [[File:PCB-Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] - Some of the stuff you've said is pretty wacky, but you're still a close equivalent to me and besides, I've said some pretty wacky stuff too.
 * [[File:PCB-Natlib.png]] - For far too long there's been those pushing for the government to pass acts which degrade our nation. It's about time you teach them their lesson.
 * [[File:PCB-Austrobert.png]] - I also tend to justify my beliefs with the Austrian School. Not to mention we have pretty big overlap.
 * [[File:PCB-Nazcapf.png]] - Capitalism and nationalism are based.
 * [[File:PCB-Natcon.png]] - Conservatism and nationalism are based.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] - Libertarianism and traditionalism are based.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - Conservatism and laissez-faire are based.
 * [[File:PCB-Hayek.png]] - Not a bad goal to work towards. You're not too bad yourself.
 * [[File:PCB-Ultranat.png]] - America first!
 * [[File:PCB-Property.png]] - You're a pretty good philosophy. The right to own property is very important for me.
 * [[File:PCB-Floppa.png]] Floppaism - You fill the dark void in my life with so much reason to keep going. Thank you for everything, my namesake.
 * [[File:PCB-Darwinist.png]] - [Removed because Rechtefag keeps using it to strawman me and make preposterous wacky claims]
 * [[File:PCB-Clib.png]] - The good libtard.
 * [[File:PCB-Washingtonian Democracy.png]] Washingtonism - One of the most based men ever in every way. No one was more suited for the position of 1st president than you.
 * [[File:PCB-Coolidge.png]] Coolidgism - My second favorite president.
 * [[File:PCB-Reactmin.png]] Reactionary Minarchism - Based.
 * [[File:PCB-Plcn2.png]] - Aside from saying I'm cringe, [[File:PCB-Overb.png]] Overbism also liked to say I'm you, but what does he know; he said the  Democrats are reactionaries. Just stop trying to censor everything.
 * [[File:PCB-ANEn.png]] - The Once'ler did nothing wrong.
 * [[File:PCB-Indust.png]] - The Industrial Revolution and its consequences were BASED!
 * [[File:PCB-Esofash.png]] - Lebensraum is required... to fuel the Revolution!   (Literally the only reason you're here is so I could say that)
 * [[File:PCB-Annazcap.png]] Nazi Ancap - Most based nazi I've ever seen.
 * [[File:PCB-Burnfur.png]] Burned Furryocracy - Most based furry I've ever seen.
 * [[File:PCB-Hoppe.png]] - If anarchy ever happens, I'll be looking towards you.
 * [[File:PCB-Floppe.png]] Floppeanism - Scratch that. You're even better.
 * [[File:PCB-Antrans.png]] - Advanced technology. Good values.
 * [[File:PCB-Sbolt.png]] Sbolt-ism - Ngl. You have some pretty neat ideas.
 * [[File:PCB-Neovalentinism]] Neovalentinism - Anti-Anarcuck Gang. Thanks for your assistance against the [[File:PCB-Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusters.
 * [[File:PCB-EthicDar.png]] Ethical Darwinism - HOW are you so dang... based?!
 * [[File:PCB-Lpya.png]] Lpyapersonism - Thanks for those fan arts which are mostly all gone now after the purge.
 * [[File:PCB-Imp.png]] - Bring back empires!
 * [[File:PCB-Rhodes.png]] Rhodesism - You're quite epic Cecil Rhodes :3
 * [[File:PCB-METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Nice to see you back.
 * [[File:PCB-Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - My enlightened disciple
 * [[File:PCB-Afun.png]] Afunhumaninterism - Same guy as above, you were my faithful worshipper. I'm glad you finally ditched that old design too.
 * [[File:PCB-Eyzka.png]] Eyzkaism - Another enlightened disciple of mine.
 * [[File:PCB-Gabduff-icon.png]] Gabrialduffeyism - A fellow conservative capitalist.
 * [[File:PCB-Jd2842.png]] Jd2842ism - One Struggle against wokeness.
 * [[File:PCB-Dylan.png]] Dylanism - Pretty cool guy. We have a lot of the same views.
 * [[File:PCB-ONL.png]] One Nation Libertarianism - Pretty cool guy. Best of luck to Poland.
 * [[File:PCB-SynthBall.png]] Synthesis Right Minarchism - Good ideology.
 * [[File:PCB-Quarkismball.png]] Quarkism - What relationships tab would be complete without Quarkism in the friends section?
 * [[File:PCB-Nietzscheanism.png]] Nietzcheanism - Untermensches, amirite?

Frenemies

 * [[File:PCB-Trump.png]] - I'm not a super mega epic fan of you now, but c'mon!  Biden is so boring! (and blue-pilled).
 * [[File:PCB-Jorg.png]] Jorgensenism - Libertarianism does not have to mean being a heroine-addicted prostitute.
 * [[File:PCB-TDRH.png]] TDRHism - I'm too extreme for you, but we still agree on enough.
 * [[File:PCB-Annaz.png]] Anrcho nazi - Incredibly based, but unfortunately you reject capitalism.
 * [[File:PCB-Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - You're sure based and jedpilled. It's too bad you can't see the benefits of capitalism.
 * [[File:PCB-Lex.ng]] Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism - You're alright in some regards, but you're such a Noveltist!
 * [[File:PCB-Nazcaptransh.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - I strongly disavow fascism and aryanism, however your love for capitalism is very nice.
 * [[File:PCB-Orwell.png]] Orwellism - Good writer, but libertarian socialism isn't for me.
 * [[File:PCB-Greenmin.png]] Green Minarchism - We both agree on capitalism and understand the importance of keeping the state minimal. Other than that you're a hippie.
 * [[File:PCB-Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - We're quite similar kinda, but sooooooooooooo different.
 * [[File:Neoverb.png]] Neo-Overbism - I don't like ancoms, but this is definitely the most based I've ever seen you be.
 * [[File:PCB-Techsocdem.png]] SajZeal Model - I'm not a fan of the ideology, but you were certainly... quite the character while you were here.

Enemies

 * [[File:PCB-Soc.png]] - You... you are the bane of my existence.
 * [[File:PCB-Statesoc.png]] - Statist and socialist.
 * [[File:PCB-Demsoc.png]]  - The only thing making you even slightly better than statesoc is that I can have I chance to vote you out.
 * [[File:PCB-Ormarx.png]] - No. You do not deserve free shit just for existing.
 * [[File:PCB-Synd.png]] - The factories rightfully belong to the fat cats! FIRED!
 * [[File:PCB-Femsynd.png]] Femboy Syndicalism - Way to make syndicalism even more gay.
 * [[File:PCB-Distributist.png]] Distributism - There will be no redistribution of the means of production. Also the smallest social unit is in fact the individual and the individual unit must be emancipated.
 * [[File:PCB-Marketetsoc.png]] - Markets are cringe without the capitalism.
 * [[File:PCB-Mutualist.png]] - Same with you, mutualcuck.
 * [[File:PCB-YoriMod.png]] Yori Model - Goes without saying, this is cringe.
 * [[File:PCB-Georgist.png]] - You want to not only make all land public, but then also TAX it!
 * [[File:PCB-Prog.png]] - The ideals you advocate are totally cringe. You call this "progress"!
 * [[File:PCB-Overb.png]] Overbism - You are literally five of the things above.
 * [[File:PCB-Regulationism.png]] Regulationist Capitalism - You take away the good fun in capitalism.
 * [[File:PCB-Welf.png]] - Welfare exists for two types of people: the weak, and parasites.
 * [[File:PCB-Socdem.png]] - You say capitalism is good as long as it can be reformed to make sure those at the top are liable to support the unfortunate in society, and I say please shut the fuck up.
 * [[File:PCB-Caress.png]] Caressism - I respect the religiousness, but you really trust the government to get you a good job, look out for your interests and find you happiness? Also "AuthLib" is a stupid concept.
 * [[File:PCB-Envi.png]] - The environment is not special, and humans are superior to it. It deserves to be servile to the needs and production of humanity, not the other way around.
 * [[File:PCB-Abort.png]] Abortionism - Hey look, they made an ideology for the whores.
 * [[File:PCB-Corptism.png]] - Companies should stay privately run and owned.
 * [[File:PCB-Fash.png]] - I really dislike the collective focus/status quo you set for nationalism in the eyes of most.
 * [[File:PCB-EdPatrum.png]] EdPatrumism - There is really nothing outstanding for me to say about you.
 * [[File:PCB-Oiboiismicon.png]] Oiboioiism - Cringe totalitarian off-compassoid.
 * [[File:PCB-Oofit.png]] Oofitism - Utterly, terminally cringe. You are a prime example of poopoo leftism.
 * [[File:PCB-Egoism.png]] - Holy shit your seriously spooked out.
 * [[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] Airisuism - Is this a political ideology or a creepy sex fantasy?
 * [[File:PCB-Neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - Why did I write that ED article? 'Cause you're annoying and a lulzy target. I even got an award for my editorship :D
 * [[File:Slavreich.png]] Slavreichism - Entirely intellectually barren in everyway conceivable. You get a smooth brain.png award.
 * [[File:Potash.png]] Potashism - Smooth brain.png
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought - Degenerate tailraiser!
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] - My most terrible competitor in the space colonization quest.
 * [[File:PCB-Null.png]] Nullism - What's even worse than you is how many shitty non-differentiating variants of your ideology you made.
 * [[File:PCB-Anti-Deathism-icon.png]] Anti-Deathism - I know, death is scary, but I hope this dies. Perishes. Commits suicide even.
 * [[File:PCB-Synthesisanarchy.png]] Pan-Left Anarchism - Average Floydfag.
 * [[File:PCB-Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusterism - My mirror opposite... so horribly unbased.
 * [[File:PCB-Antflop.png]] Anti-JoeyFloppaism - Even more of a mirror opposite. Even more unbased. Plus some of the stuff you say is downright confusing.
 * [[File:PCB-Joeycringeicon.png]] JoeyCringeism - An entire self-insert dedicated to hating me? This is actually hilarious.
 * [[File:PCB-Plend-icon.png]] Plenderplarism - Why would anyone want to live under you except yourself; what the people clearly desire is my system. Your child on the other hand is somewhat based.
 * [[File:PCB-Pinkstal.png]] Pink Stalinism - You somehow made *[[File:PCB-Stalin.png]] even worse.
 * Liuanism - You take the political compass test once, score slightly into the libleft, and now I'm worst thing in existence apparently.
 * [[File:PCB-Analtru.png]] Anarcho-Altruism - Weird and un-epic and bluepilled.
 * [[File:PCB-Esognostictheo.png]] Hydra'ism - See above.