Unkakistocratic 1511384ism

Unkakistocratic 1511384ism is a cheap copy of 1511384ism that has abandoned its   and no longer has an IQ of 16. Despite not being kakistocratic, Unkakistocratic 1511384ism has most of the same views as the objectively better version of 1511384ism, such as being 5'11", supporting social justice, and being against capitalism and communism.

Personality
Unkakistocratic 1511384ism is much more intelligent than his original counterpart. When other people are around him, they are amazed by his superior intelligence, despite short people being less intelligent on average (statistically) or whatever. Unkakistocratic 1511384ism also loves the city of Portland due to its ethnic homogeneity and social justice awareness, and hopes to live there one day.

Friends

 * [[File:Dwarfocracy.png]] Dwarfocracy - Us short people deserve justice, as we are objectively more oppressed!
 * [[File:Yellsoc.png]] - Way better than both capitalism and communism.
 * [[File:Baizuo_(白左).png]] White SJWs - White people are also oppressed.
 * [[File:AryanMonarchBow.png]] Aryan Monarchism - Perfection.
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] - Ever since the invention of the wheel, human life has degraded in quality.
 * [[File:5000ball.png]] 5000ism - Whether you go to 5000 BC or 5000 AD, I will always support you. [[File:5000ism.gif]] is way better than the disgusting year of 6000.
 * [[File:Radape.png]] - Great job for getting rid of every ideology that is objectively bad. Why are you coming after me?
 * [[File:Real2x2.png]] True 2x2Masterism - Everyting about you is super based! Way better than your old ideology!
 * [[File:Transjuche_Icon.png]] Transjuche and [[File:Strans.png]] - While one of you is a joke ideology, you still remain to be based and rainbowpilled.
 * [[File:GramNaz.png]] Grammar Nazism - We should all use good grammar!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Hsjw.png]] Hyper-SJW - You might be woke like me, but you are WAY too kakistocratic.
 * [[File:SJW.png]] SJW - Not as kakistocratic, but you need to embrace white supremacy justice as well! What do mean I am heightist?! I am fighting for social justice for short people worldwide! (Oh right. I am created by [[File:16384ism.png]]him. Ugh.)
 * [[File:AAAAA.png]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Kakistocratic, but metal music is great.
 * [[File:Ebonic.png]] Ebonic Lingual Nationalism - Your dialect of English is my favorite, but unfortunately it is bad English, so I can't put you in Friends.
 * [[File:wytfem.png]] Basic white girlism - You have based views on everything besides the fact many of you act kakistocratic.
 * True Omegaism - Super great, but why do you not embrace baizuo soical justice like I do?
 * [[File:1511384.png]] The better 1511384ism - You are unbelievably kakistocratic, but nevertheless still continue to have good political values outside of kakistocracy.
 * [[File:Blm.png]] Black Lives Matter - Bl*ck but still ultraprogressive.

Enemies

 * [[File:Giantocracy.png]] Giantocracy - Guys over 6 feet are useless!
 * [[File:Cap.png]] - The free market is objectively a bad idea.
 * [[File:Commie.png]] Communism - As well as egalitarianism.
 * [[File:Conserv.png]] - You are hindering societal progress.
 * [[File:Averagism.png]] Averagism - Fundamentally a bad idea.
 * [[File:16384ism.png]] 16384ism - Literally the worst ideology in existence. And you are over 6 feet, which makes you useless!
 * [[File:Negative 16384ism alt.png]] Negative 16384ism - You might be the opposite of 16384, but you are still just as bad.
 * [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] - You are making me look bad, especially with [[File:1511384.png]]him!