Rozoism

Rozism is the Marxist-Leninist ideology from  Tuvalu Ulterior (a fictional country from the Spanish version of  called Inciclopedia) under the rule of Gergobel Rozo (197?/1980-2000).

Beliefs
Rozism is based off average Marxist-Leninist governments, being highly authoritarian and repressing opposition and overthrowing mayors which oppose the government, pretty much like Brezhnev Doctrine but locally. It mass-used rape to increase the population after the 1973 nuclear attacks. It also had brothels forbidden, but then they would be legalized by his sucessor Mam Erto.

History
In 1973, Tuvalu Ulterior was nuked by Tuvalu Citerior, and so on the monarchy ended and the country had no inhabitants.

In some year of the 1970s, when a well-known Spaniard,  Gergobel Rozo, after having millions of children, went to make love rest there from his jobs. When he became president of Tuvalu Ulterior shortly afterwards, a huge revolt broke out in Putaleka, as it turned out that Rozo had raped 102% of the women in the city (and some men too), and they feared he would do it again. The rebels, ugly and whorish for the most part logically, were led at first by the town's first mayor, a "naturalised" man from Tuvalu Citerior. In reality, what he wanted was to turn Putaleka into a Citeriana colony, valuable for its sexual resources, from where they could conquer Tuvalu Ulterior.

Nevertheless, the naturalised fellow was executed by Rozo's government, and a son of the latter became mayor. Over the next few years, Tuvalu Ulterior embraced communism, which was welcomed by population, who believed in equality. However, it soon turned out that both Rozo and his descendants were so corrupt and had lots of money. Initially (1980-1989) the socialist economic policy had good results. In 1985, it proclaims the Law of Assorted Seets, which un necessarily makes it compulsory to spend more than ten thousand conchetumares on sweets every year for the benefit of the population.

In the early 1990, Tuvalu Ulterior had and still has high crime rates, high house prices, and other problems. So Gergobel Rozo, invested with plans against evil, to lower crime, house prices and other evils. However, his government had and always has had local overthrows against his opponents, most notably in Tio1grad (then Putaleka) when in 1993 he forcibly removed the then mayor from power, but it is said that it was really on accusations of and  drunk driving. That year,  was elected as mayor of Putaleka, starting a period of stability and prosperity in the city. however, the Rozo government, which opposed Tío1.jpg, found a loophole: nowhere did it say that the president of Tuvalu Ulterior could not invade a city in his country with the country's own army; so he enlisted the army and invaded Putaleka. But Tio1.jpg, in his goodness, came out and said that if they didn't hurt the civilians, he would resign. This was done, and Rozo, on 29 February 1999, took direct control of Putaleka.

At late-1995, Rozo cancelled the agreements with Spain (then ruled by ). In addition to the plans against evil, to lower crime, house prices and any other evil, the national treasury was spent on more police, real estate and welfare aid, but this meant that millions were spent every year, on top of which the law of assorted sweets made it compulsory to spend more than ten thousand conchetumares on sweets every year, thus creating an economic crisis. This was the trigger in 1999 for the Tuvalí people to take to the streets of the former capital, Plástico. Taking advantage of the disorder, the Angorra Command, under the command of General Mula Francis, took over the government palace and turned Tuvalu Ulterior into a region of  Andorra. But this did not go down well with the Tuvalí people, who again demonstrated in the capital, resulting in a continuous gasification of smells, which led to the abandonment of the city and the consequent abandon of Andorra.

Rozo, who had quelled the revolt in Plástico, then had come to Putaleka to defeat the Mula, then had gone to Ukelele to sign Tuvalu Ulterior's declaration of Independence, had grown tired of travelling, so he just called for national elections and travelled with his truckloads of banknotes to Spain.

Friends

 * [[File:ML.png]] - Basically me.
 * [[File:Brezhnev.png]] Brezhnev Doctrine - Overthrowing any Eastern Bloc country leader that opposes our interests and being corrupt ? ULTRABASED, as I do the exact same in Tuvalu Ulterior but with mayors
 * [[File:CommieKakistocracy.png]]  - Sweets/candies/caramels are delicious! They shall be distributed to all the people!
 * [[File:Strato-Antifurry.png]] - Mayors doing something against the central national government? INVADED AND OVERTHROWN
 * [[File:Statesoc.png]] - My economy.
 * [[File:Auto.png]] - Yes, my policies might have been egomaniac and I will punish anyone trying to backstab me, and?

Frenemies

 * [[File:Cummunism.png]] Cummunism - Mass-raping women and some men is totally not cummunism, ok? Also brothels were closed during my government.
 * [[File:Tio2ism.png]] Tío2ism - Trying to remove Tío1.jpg's legacy, anti-westernism and the president/military having strong influence over the politics are based, but why are you capitalist and forbid supporting my legacy?
 * [[File:Klep.png]] - Putaleka's mayor being involved in allegations of corruption and in drunk driving? COUPED! Ignore I was also corrupt, ok?
 * [[File:Tio1jpg.png]] - Just get couped demoted and invaded, ok? Thanks for later overthrowing  [[File:Erto.png]] him.
 * [[File:DemML.png]] People's Democracy - Yes, there were elections during my government and the parliament was called Supreme Soviet, but what do you mean I can't overthrow whoever I don't like? Also, I had to surrender and let [[File:Erto.png]] that pervert to get into power or else my government would have ended in a much worse way...

Enemies

 * [[File:Alcohol.png]] Alcoholism - Get couped lmfao.
 * [[File:SrX.png]] - YOU GUILTY OF THE PROBLEMS IN OUR HOMELAND! NO MORE ECONOMIC AGREEMENTS!
 * [[File:Erto.png]] Ertoism - YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING I TRIED TO DO! YOU CREATED INEQUALITY BY GIVING RICHNESS AND PRIVILEGES TO ONLY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE!
 * [[File:Monarch.png]] - I ended the monarchy.
 * [[File:Cball-Tuvalu_Citerior.png]] - Worst monarch ever, even if female so I can rape her.

Inciclopedia (in Spanish)

 * Gergobel Rozo
 * Tío1grad
 * Tuvalu Ulterior
 * History of Tuvalu Ulterior