Neo-BERNHEism

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Neo-BERNHEism is an Orwellian, Economically Darwinist, culturally center ideology. It is a variant of BERNHE0504’s self-insert BERNHEism. Much like the original, Neo-BERNHEism seeks for the efficient system closest to perfection as possible. However, Neo-BERNHEism believes that there is a class of people out there known as the BERNHEs, the ones qualified and talented enough to manage BERNHEism. The BERNHEs see through Idpol and racism, are usually transhumanist in terms of political beliefs, and have a sort of “every man for themselves” philosophy/attitude.

[[File:Darwinist.png]] Economics
Neo-BERNHEism believes that unregulated darwinist capitalism is most compatible for the BERNHEs. It sees  and   as useless altruism, in fact making a law that altruism is illegal with the punishment being torture. Ideally in this economic environment, the BERNHEs would come out on top. Neo-BERNHEism despises free trade, believing that it will disrupt the BERNHEs from making it to the top. Once the BERNHEs make it to the top, they should be the highest and the most elitist class, and the lower classes bend to its will. The BERNHE class are allowed to practice slavery on the lower classes for profit, in fact it is actually encouraged.

[[File:Krater.png]] Governmental
Under Neo-BERNHEism, the BERNHEs will practice Orwellian rule in an elitist manner and eventually join under a hive-mind cyberocracy. A clear class system will be established: The police are to be militarized and BERNHEist law is strictly enforced. For the lowest classes, the most lax punishment would be death, as the law must be followed for maximum efficiency. The Semi-BERNHEs and the BERNHEs however, have their most lax punishment be jail time, as they have been already proven to be efficient/semi-efficient and it would be a waste killing them off.
 * [[File:Arist.png]] The BERNHEs: The best of the best.
 * [[File:Moder.png]] The Semi-BERNHEs: People who show characteristics of BERNHEs, albeit with some flaws such as minor empathy for the lower classes.
 * [[File:PolState.png]] The Services: Members of the Military, Police, and other government services. Would have to show at least one characteristics of a BERNHE if they want to join.
 * [[File:Erga.png]] The Useless Eaters: Everyone else. Are free to be enslaved, massacred, as they are exempt from the basic rights under BERNHEism.

[[File:CivUltranat.png]] Diplomatic
Neo-BERNHEism is American Supremacist, believing that the United States of all countries have the most amount of BERNHEs. It advocates for a jingoistic foreign policy, wanting to take over the entirety of the world for its resources and more useless eaters for ther BERNHEs to play around with. Strangely, Neo-BERNHEism is not a racist ideology, believing that races are mere abstractions and even black people can be BERNHEs.

[[File:Captrans.png]] Societal
Neo-BERNHEism despises identity politics and racism, so strangely it is more progressive than it may seem. However, the two are replaced by immense classism instead, seeing the useless eater class the lowest of the low and deserves to be in that class. It is technologically Hyper-Accelerationist, wanting the BERNHEs to embrace transhumanism to create a Cyberocracy. It will also use the technology to keep the lower classes under the BERNHEs’ boots, similar to the telescreens in George Orwell’s 1984. Industrialism and Techno-Capital would be a fundamental part of life, the cities being designed for the most amount of efficiency and the Useless Eaters would work 20 hours a day.

BERNHEs

 * [[File:BERNHEism.png]] BERNHEism - My father and a true BERNHE. Unfortunately, he does not realize he can go further for the perfect system.
 * [[File:Krater.png]] - You sir, are a true BERNHE.
 * [[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] - The BERNHEs will rule forever with the help of technology.
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] - Based for filtering the BERNHEs out from the useless eaters.
 * [[File:Technocracy.png]] - Only the BERNHEs shall rule!
 * [[File:Arist.png]] - Same as above.
 * [[File:Slaveism_icon.png]] Slavery - The useless eaters deserve it.
 * [[File:NatAce.png]] Acenationalism - The infantile disorder known as sex will be eventually stomped out and new BERNHEs will be created through artificial wombs. But for now, [[File:Eugen.png]] will do.

Semi-BERNHEs

 * [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Cyanism - You have some good ideas, but the BERNHEs are superior to the Cyans, cope.
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T and [[File:Technototball.png]] Techno-Ultranationalism - My father’s previous ideologies, where he foolishly stuck to inefficient fascism and anti-capitalism.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - You show some psuedo-BERNHE tendencies. BUT QUIT IT WITH THE RACISM! And replace it with Classism instead.
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] - Same as above, but better for embracing the market economy.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] - Quit the commie larping and join us BERNHEs already. But then again, its a shame you’re being confined by such an incompetent country.
 * [[File:Avar.png]] - Another Semi-BERNHE who unfortunately does not value order.

Useless Eaters

 * [[File:Soc.png]], [[File:Ormarxf.png]] , and [[File:Welf.png]] - Workerphila and its consequences… All of you filthy leftoids are the bane of efficiency and crush the BERNHEs under your stupidity. Also, who the fuck cares about workers rights? Useless eaters are useless eaters, lmao.
 * [[File:ML.png]] - State-mandated altruism is for filthy uncivilized useless eaters who failed economics in high school.
 * [[File:3princ.png]] - Your nationalism principle does not redeem the other two, WHICH ARE CRINGE AS FUCK!
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] -
 * [[File:Reactcross.png]] -
 * [[File:Kak.png]] - This is just what useless eaters are. Off to the coal mines!
 * [[File:Erga.png]] - I would rather perish than live under the dictatorship of useless eaters.
 * [[File:Pop.png]] -
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] - Technological prowess will raze your beloved forests to the ground. Also, you can use better bombs than those, come on!
 * [[File:Euras.png]] - Anti-American ultra-traditionalist commie. The true representation of the useless eater. Finally a worthy opponent, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY.