Chicagoan System



Neoliberal Burgundian System is a combination of  and the  Burgundian System. It advocates for destroying the world in order to eliminate degeneracy, but unlike the Burgundian System, NeoBurg seeks to eliminate the culturally right and constrain all politics within the Overton Window. It also believes all Leftists are secretly Communists and all Rightists are Fascists and so should be mass-murdered.

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill it with black.
 * 3) Draw a platinum torch.
 * 4) Add a black commander hat.
 * 5) Add purple eyes and you're done!

Friends

 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] - We must protect you at all costs against fascists and communists.
 * [[File:Harris.png]] Harrisism - All fascists and communists who attack you are nothing more than white supremacists.
 * [[File:Ottoman.png]] - The fascist left only attacks you because they're turkophobic Assadists.
 * [[File:StateathFedora.png]] - All religions need to be abolished for the sake of peace and progress.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] - The past must be destroyed.
 * [[File:SJW.png]] SJW - You're the only one that still genuinely likes me.
 * [[File:Hsjw.png]] Hyper-SJW - You too.
 * [[File:Blacknat.png]] Black Nationalism - Kicking out the racist whitey is based, and we should remove everyone that is even the slightest bit non-black.
 * [[File:Cappos.png]] Capitalist Posadism - And they must be destroyed with nukes.
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] - We need state control of the media to ensure everyone can hear news the correct way.
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] - Just imagine if I could unperson c*s non bl*ck h*teros*xual b*naries, c*mmies and r**ctionaries! What fun that would be? Cancel culture is state-mandated and the past is being erased.
 * [[File:Ingqueer.png]] Ingqueer, [[File:Ingprog.png]] Ingprog and [[File:Ingcap.png]] Ingcap - Even better than [[File:Ingsocf.png]]him!
 * [[File:Corp.png]] - WOKE AND LOYAL MONOPOLIES CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT, INCLUDING CENSORING REACTIONARIES!!!
 * [[File:Batista.png]] Batistaism - Fellow authcap who likes porn, prostitution, and gambling, shame C*stro kicked you out.
 * [[File:Ford.png]] - A more extreme version of me, based. He is even more forward-thinking than I am. And with even BETTER optics. This here might be my true idol, and instruction manual to give me a genuine blueprint to make my ideas of a just world without bigotry or problematic feelings, and who accepts my ideals under a truly all-inclusive hedonist world totalitarian state where everyone is high.
 * [[File:Queerauth.png]] Queerarchy - Under my system, non-binaries get paid Cred10 for every m*n's and wom*n's credit. Also, we'll implement mandatory queerarchy courses for all since "gender equality" is just a cis dog whistle!
 * [[File:PolState.png]] - Wear your police cap, start your trans flag colored car's engine and make the siren sound!
 * [[File:3way.png]] - Too regulatory and is not statist enough, but is neolib, hawk and both Blair and Clinton increased police power. If Thaksin had deregulated the economy a bit more and stopped the drug war, he would have been perfect and Trudeau is taking a step in the right direction.
 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]] - The only way to ensure true progress is to protect those with diverse backgrounds without the risk of b*gots saying bad-speak, or trying to resist my justified control of power, I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... BY FORCE!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - We must use military power and expansionism to destroy bigotry abroad. May our enlightened and inclusive government rule all of humanity!
 * [[File:Post-Genderism.png]] - Nature is oppressing brave trans womyn and non-abled people of color, as well as forcing biological binary. We must change that!
 * [[File:Cult of Science.png]] - #TrustTheScience! Or at least the parts that suit my agenda.
 * [[File:Enlightmon.png]] and [[File:Auto.png]]  - Having a brave queer non-binary BIPOC who listens to the experts and forces modernity on everyone as our great leader would be so hecking wholesome.
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] - Congratulations, Worker-3742B, you have won a prize thanks to your 12% increase in productivity! You can choose between these options: 1) One more hour in the relaxation pod; 2) 50 grams of genetically modified pork in your next meal; or 3) A trip to the nature dome where you can take a look at our perfect recreation of a "forest".
 * [[File:Neolibcult.png]] - You must pray to Schwab, Thaksin, Wojcicki, and Harris five times a day. Brand worship is state mandated too.
 * [[File:Strato.png]] - I don't care if my black trans drone pilots blow up a few reactionary commie children's hospitals; everything is acceptable as long as our liberal values get spread around the world.
 * [[File:Oligarchy.png]] and [[File:Technocracy.png]]  - The common pl*b doesn't know how to rule. Let that to the hands of the Experts™.
 * [[File:Plutocrat.png]] - So, you're just [[File:Oligarchy.png]] Elitism but better? So cool!
 * [[File:Indust.png]] & [[File:Right-AnEn.png]]  - Produce, consume, nuke bigots and move the climate forward!
 * [[File:Cosmo.png]] and [[File: World.png]]   - To be a ruthless cosmopolitan is a good thing, actually. We must give up our national identities (voluntarily or involuntarily) to form a great world state with no borders or nations. A society of peace, progress, and diversity. Where the only remaining country, state, culture, language, worldview, and government is mine and mine alone.
 * [[File:WEF-Icon.png]] Schwabism - Finally a member of the elite who isn't afraid of what the masses will think and instead speaks the truth. Progressivism, capitalism, technological accelerationism, radical globalism, the undermining of democratic institutions, rich elite rule, and the great reset are policies that are INCREDIBLE! I hope you are as good as the c*nspiracy th*orists think you are. Bugs and pods are too austere, we need to eat the meat of rare species and live in skyscrapers
 * [[File:Timocracy.png]] - I stand for landlords' rights! It is heartbreaking seeing all this anti-landlord prejudice in our modern society.
 * [[File:Libhawk.png]] and [[File:Neoprog1.png]]  - Nice to see some neocons that followed my way.
 * [[File:Unitary.png]] - With centralization I can make sure that no r*actionary n*tionalist c*mmie tr*ditionalists rule part of our country!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Caesar.png]] - You were based for your time, and although I see bisexuality as a degenerate heteronormative patriarchal sexuality masquerading as a part of the gay movement, I would still see them as infinitely better than st*aight "people" to be ruler, but all your leaders starting from Constantine are all homophobic Chr*stian reactionaries.
 * [[File:Prog-u.png]] - Progress is good, but you don't go far enough! How do you expect us to solve all of society's problems if old and bigoted norms still exist? EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST MUST GO!
 * [[File:Lib.png]] - WHY DO YOU HATE ME, GRANDPA? AND WHY ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC!?!? Besides that, I do like you, but [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]]  is better tho.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - Basically if I were an ancap, he cares almost as much as I about diversity and representation for those poor minorities as I do, but not enough to allow a mega-totalitarian state to enforce it. However, I have good reasons to believe that as he matures he will understand the reason behind my ways, and that writing call-out posts can only go so far, and besides, their ideologies focus on optics and looking good for outsiders could certainly be useful in allowing me to slowly infiltrate into d**ocracies and eventually take control once they realize it is much easier to simply publicly execute those for bad-speak rather than repeatedly trying to deplatform and ban those off social-media with bigoted opinions.
 * [[File:Multicult.png]] - This is a great system, diversity is our strength after all. However, you're a bit problematic since you still allow different cultural values, which might not go in line with our correct liberal values, to exist.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] - Israel is the only country in the Middle East with LGBT rights and you constantly defeat islamoreactionaries. You should ditch the idea of an ethnostate, though, it is kind of problematic. Shame your variants mostly suck: labor is commie, revisionist is social fascist, r*ligious obvious, Kahanism is like nazcap, but r*ligious.
 * [[File:SecSat.png]] and [[File:Satan.png]]  - Flirting with religion is always bad, even if it means epically owning those christchuds. I love the Anti-Christ too.
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] - I hate Nazis, but at least you like innovation, capitalism, and authoritarianism as much as I do! Oh, and thanks for the blueprints for those camps, will remember those for when I try to make my own for those non-black b*gots.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] - Homophobic commie, but the Cultural Revolution was cool.
 * [[File:VHMent.png]] - If only p*re-r*ce str*ght b*naries followed this ideology voluntarily, it'd save us so many bullets. However, environmental protection is bad since it hurts the economy, and you also want the minorities to die which is just... I don't know what to say... Did you really think I cared about them? I only pretend to so they still support me!
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] - Capitalism and progress are good, but trying to brand yourself as "democratic" and "pro-free-speech" makes filthy Nazis and commies think they can have a free voice, which can make them take power. Also, you may deny it, but I am basically you when led to your logical conclusion and your eventual end goal.
 * [[File:Sec.png]] - You must get a bigger state, my friend. Every time a b*got has a chance to say bad-speak is a moment of failure. We must have the ability to protect all minorities and oppressed people (and those who don't identify as "people") from such hate.
 * [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratism - Keep up the good work and you'll become me in no time! May the Obama-Clinton-Kamala-Nancy dynasty rule forever! I especially like how you're raiding and suppressing Trump supporters.
 * [[File:Fut2.png]] - Erm sweetie we do not allow for sexism no matter how gay you are.
 * [[File:Soul.png]] - Yes, we need to save those poor minorities from the oppressive hierarchies of nature. They shouldn't have to be bound by the shackles of truth, no, they are their own masters. Wait... you don't like capitalism or the state? And you believe that EVERYONE and not just minorities need to be freed?  And that my concern for minorities is simply performative?  *loads gun*
 * [[File:Neomarx.png]] - Some good theories when it comes to social inequality. However, you're still a M*rxist and therefore an enemy of the state. Off to the reeducation camp with you.
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] - Good job at killing commies, but give reactionaries the ride too.
 * [[File:Fujimori.png]] Fujimorism - You're like that previous guy, but even better due to being an ethnic minority. And Keiko is even better due to being female.
 * [[File:Landian Accelerationism.png]] - You're an absolute bigot, but your core ideas are not that bad. Accelerating techno-capitalism sounds great!
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] - You're a bigot as you believe in objective biology and influenced racism, but Margaret Sanger is great. And maybe I could use some of your knowledge for a future dysgenics project of mine...
 * [[File:Necon.png]] - Taking out reactionaries abroad and commies is great, but why are you ok with following that "tradition" crap at home? And we should sound less like the [[File:Merc.png]] old-school colonizers. The almighty UN, not the US, is the champion of human rights and progress!
 * [[File:Caste.png]] - Ew, a system practiced in a tr*ditionalist r*ligous society. Although, the fundamental ideas aren't actually that bad. I should create my own caste system based on economic prosperity and identity politics. Giving the rich, woke elite the power to subjugate the r*actionary w*rking class sounds awesome!
 * [[File:LeopoldII.png]] Leopold II Thought - You're a bigoted E*ropean who committed genocide and oppressed the people of Congo for white European interests rather than the interests of the world. However, your system of governance is excellent, and your use of colonialism, as well as expansionism in the third world, was truly remarkable. I wish a big size trans-mixed-race autocrat was to force those poor low-of-intellect minorities to be re-educated to see the light and embrace the true way away from their savage "traditions" and non-liberal tribalism and also use your "direct" methods more openly on the wh*tes in Europe for their inherent inferiority as a slave race for their corporate masters. That would be AWESOME! Europe shall be the new Congo Free State!
 * [[File:TrudeauLib.png]] Justin Trudeau Thought - Still one of my favorite current world leaders, and a proud leader of the great reset, but has kinda reduced his more amazing political ideals out of pragmatism. You had such a promise. You had a chance to create your own 3way autocracy, but you had to coward out and rid yourself of your emergency powers, so sad you did not become Thaksin 2.0 yet. At the very least you are great for "de-platforming" those b*gots for bad-speak but wearing blackface and not re-writing the past to undo it and unpersons all who remembered it is very problematic. Invading the Wet'suwet'en native reserve was also based. Native people must be forced to embrace our progressive modern worldview and reject their unenlightened tribalist pagan past. Such non-liberal societies must be crushed at all costs since our ideology is objectively best for them as proven by The Experts™.
 * [[File:Juche.png]] - Okay, so socialism and conservatism are cringe. But you represent the big-size minority and your upcoming heir, Kim Ju-ae, is female, which is awesome!
 * [[File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png]] - My ideological basis and great-great-grandfather. You have some really cool ideas, but they're WAY TOO MODERATE! Join me in the battle for modernization and progress.
 * [[File:Neocam.png]] - Filthy, reactionary decentralization and liberty fan. However, your ideas regarding corporatocracy, monarch CEOs, and capitalism are great.
 * [[File:Jack.png]] - The original progressive revolutionary. Let's defeat those traditions! And publicly execute those wrongthinkers who disagree with us! Why did you rally the people against the rich elite, though? The pl*bs should know their place.
 * [[File:World_Federalism2.png]] - Good ultra-globalism, but we need to be unitary instead of federal. That being said I love how you brand yourself and how you hide your true neo-colonial nature. Perhaps I might try to rebrand myself as this for furthering the state-liberal agenda worldwide!
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] - Cringy commie, but I rather like the internationalism, LGBT+ rights, and reactionary bashing. Also, NEP was somewhat cool...
 * [[File:Trot.png]] - Another c*mmunist, at least this "permanent revolution" thing you are speaking of sounds cool. Maybe I'll do an international and permanent bourgeois revolution to rid the world of communism and reaction.
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] - Gay, who wants to enforce mandatory homosexuality and removal of all st*agotts and those interested in the opposite sex, but also a disgusting m*le and a misogynistic Nazi scumbag? You'll live, but only barely... Off to the re-education and gender re-assignment camps!
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - Ah, yes Homofascism, nice to see the state-mandated gender transition went we- WAIT WHAT IN THE F*** HAPPENED TO YOU???
 * [[File:Socauth.png]] - Economic leftism is cringe, also some of you tend to dislike the LGBTQQIP2SAAONPND+. Thaksin was mostly nice, though, shame Trudeau did not become like him.
 * [[File:Hmind.png]] - I support your totalitarianism and progressivism but everything else about you is cringe.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] - FALGS is great but c*mmunism... Seriously? Also Luxuries and Automation is HECKING WHOLESOME! But only for the elite (the p**r will die out, leaving a society consisting only of robots and rich people).
 * [[File:Krater.png]] - Great views on the state and a fellow hater of low-class people. Your economics, while radical, is at least better than those of the c*mmies. However, you are still a bigot as you oppose affirmative action and don't want the rich elite to live a life in luxury. Also, ableism and fatphobia are NOT wholesome, chud.
 * [[File:Anego.png]] - Yes r*ligion, g*nder and racism are spooks. But what do you mean property and capitalism are spooks? Also, you may not explicitly be an anarkiddy, but you inspired many of them. But I am self-serving like you, just in secret.
 * [[File:AnNatur.png]] - You are a l*ftoid an*rchist who opposes my corporate society, but at least some of your followers want to live a promiscuous lifestyle ruled by hedonistic desires.
 * [[File:Antifa.png]] - I too hate f*scists and c*nservatives and think that they need to be smashed. You have to let go of your leftism, though, and you must learn that capitalism is NOT f*scism. Also, the police force is only bad if it is controlled by c*nservatives. My police womyn are hecking valid and will help us defeat f*scists.
 * [[File:Mach.png]] - Using manipulation and disingenuous tactics to gain power is awesome; the end  always  justifies the means. There are, however, some things that the strive for power must NEVER trump: Progressivism, globalism, and capitalism. These are sacred and will be the pillars of the great world empire.
 * [[File:Illum.png]] - A small group of elites controlling the planet that see everyone else as just tools? So based! But stop being so secretive, I need to know where you stand on the issues! And reli**on should never be tolerated, not even as a 'herd maneuver'! Other than that, you're great.
 * [[File:Totdem.png]] Totalitarian Democracy - Totalitarian? Awesome! Democracy? Awful!
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] - You're a self-proclaimed c*mmunist and hate western imperialism. Also, Xi is a n*zbol bigot. You did, however, open up the markets and use sweatshops to give the west cheap products. I also enjoy watching all the liveleak videos of your w*rkers and completely valid child laborers getting hurt; it makes me all warm and fuzzy.
 * [[File:Kak.png]] - Celebrating mental disabilities abilities and promoting neurodiversity as just a harmless difference not needed to be treated but accepted at all costs is a great way to defeat ableism. Making the population less intelligent will also lower the risk of a counter-revolution and can serve as useful idiot's neurodiverse individuals for my goals. However, your hatred of "nerds" and "cooties" is highly bigoted. Nerd culture is awesome, The Experts™ are always right, and womyn are the true masters, not m*n. Perhaps you need to go to some nice de-education to liberate your true neurodiversity so that you can do what the state demands.
 * [[File:Bhl.png]] - Capitalism, hyper-progressivism, and hedonism are all epic, but small government? Really?
 * [[File:Neotech.png]] - Pro-science™, progressive, pro-tech, and capitalism? So epic! Envir*nmentalism, d*mocracy, and w*lfare? Cringe! I am the key to what you want! Embrace me already!
 * [[File:Statecap.png]] and [[File:corptism.png]]  - Needs to be more progressive and embrace private, not state monopolies. At least you support a strong state.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] - We're both hyper-progressive, hate environmentalism, and don't mind inflicting death and destruction as long as we reach our goals. Also, I would support the inclusion of the neglected Xeno race in my society. However, communism is still an awful idea that needs to be destroyed.
 * [[File:Jingoism.png]] - N*tionalism and X*nophobia are disgusting but I will take some notes from you for my foreign policy. Gotta eliminate and conquer all the bigoted zones in the world, no? At least we both oppose filthy p*cifits.
 * [[File:Obj.png]] - Fellow capitalist and member of anti-poor aktion. Homophobia and anti-statism are awful, though. Your views on manifest destiny were based but why are you proud of whites being the ones who did it instead of heckin' valid neurodiverse, plus-sized black non-binary otherkiners? don't you know those """people""" brought all the problems of the modern world because of their evil cis-white-het-male civilization?
 * [[File:Thiel.png]] Thielism - Is gay, anti-environmentalist, and a billionaire, but you're also a c*nservative, n*tionalist and p*pulist.

Enemies

 * [[File:Dsa.png]] - COMMUNIST COLLABORATOR! How dare you kick me out of the DSA!
 * [[File:ML.png]] - GENOCIDE DENIER!
 * [[File:United Russia.png]] Putinism - YOU AND THE ENTIRELY OF RUSSIA SHOULD BE NUKED!
 * [[File:Baath.png]] - WORST ENEMY, I CAN'T WAIT TILL I'LL SEE THE DAY YOU GET DRONED.
 * [[File:Sanders.png]] Sandersism - YOU'RE A COMMUNIST, YOU DON'T EVEN HIDE IT!
 * [[File:Anpacf.png]] - PEACE IS FASCISM!
 * [[File:Shia.png]] and [[File:Khom.png]]  - Name one actual downside in nuking Iran.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - You're just diet communism.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] - Global Warming is a fascist and communist scam!
 * [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratism - You're part of the Comintern now!
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - You're our Number 1 political enemy! Prepare for a definitely spontaneous landslide I definitely didn't create!
 * [[File:Intercult.png]] and [[File:Multicult.png]]  - Stop promoting racial unity you hyper-bigot! You need to learn to be slaves to your black master!
 * [[File:Native.png]] - Disgusting non-black savage. Still though, Christopher Columbus was a disgusting Italian racist bigot who deserves to have his statues forcibly removed! If I had a time machine I would make sure such a disgusting monster could never commit mass genocide towards your people, I would have made sure a big size, anti-theist, black, neurodivergent, nonbinary trans womyn did it instead.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] Feminism - Disgusting cis binary scum. Time to force-inject you with the ANTI-CIS virus!
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] Radical Feminism - Even worse than the c*s wom*n above! Off to the re-education camp!
 * [[File:Trad.png]], [[File:Nation.png]] & [[File:Soc-h.png]]  - The trinity of evil. You must be defeated for my utopia to be realized.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - Literally the main inspiration for all the c*mmies. Yikes!
 * [[File:Conserv.png]] [[File:Con-t.png]] - Tr*dition doesn't matter lol
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] - What do you mean dictators aren't any better when they're trans? How DARE you call me fake woke, you anti-state leftoid!
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - The Experts™ have fact-checked your claim that "the state is evil" and have concluded that it is false. You are to be sentenced to a mandatory reeducation course for spreading disinformation.  In case the course fails, you will be publicly executed.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - Literally H*tler !!!
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] - Literally a proud Commie-Nazi. How disgusting and bigoted! How could this get any worse? I will have you know that my identity as an attack helicopter is not "degenerate" and is both based and totally valid in that I will get to throw commie chuds like you off of them!
 * [[File:Strasser.png]] - Aren't you Nazbol again?
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] - You may have been a major inspiration for me, but unfortunately, you are still a r*ligious N*zi scumbag and member of the inferior wh*te slave race. You should stop resisting Big Pharma and just take your pills.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - Is this some kind of joke? I mean, you can't be serious when you say that "supercapitalism" is something bad. It is LITERALLY a dream come true.
 * [[File:Anfashf.png]] - Because normal fascism wasn't bad enough... I hate you with every fiber of my body!
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] - Crypto-reactionary who tries to hide his beliefs behind a mask of neutrality. You are either with us or against us. We will grill you if it's the latter.
 * [[File:Radcent.png]] - Yet another crypto-reactionary that has to go. Still has more guts than the above one, I will give him that.
 * [[File:BarrCom.png]] - Ah, Barack Obama, my favori... WHAT'S THIS? ULTRA-COLLECTIVIST MARXISM?!?
 * [[File:Situ.png]] - You realize that capitalism is about brand worship and excessive consumption, and you think it's a bad thing!?
 * [[File: Synd.png]] - These pl*bs really don't like my rule, huh?! That's it, I'm sending my Queer, Black Police forces to you!
 * [[File:Sorelia.png]] - Pl*bs are complaining about internationalism now?
 * [[File:Postconan.png]] - An an*rchist that tries to resist my glorious one-world empire. I've come to liberate them and show them the light and this is how they treat me?
 * [[File:Progconf.png]] - How dare you carry the name of progress, you reactionary bigot? Conservatism in all its forms, no matter how moderate it may be, is still a bigoted and anti-liberal ideology.
 * [[File:Annil.png]] - Goes against all my values. At least is also against all c*nservative values.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - Wait, you like your nation? How bigoted.
 * [[File:Ultranat.png]] - Literally the above guy again!
 * [[File:Thar.png]] - WDYM Woke Authoritarianism isn't Wholesome 100??!! To the re-education camps you go!
 * [[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] and [[File: Civlibert.png]]  - Letting Reactionary Nazi-Commies to speak out and opposing monopolies on intellectual property? Not on my watch!
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] - Fake capitalist, we need a centralized woke autocracy.
 * [[File:Natlib.png]] - Same with you.
 * [[File:Euras.png]] - I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] - Get ready for the bullet, bigot.
 * [[File:Christsoc.png]] - A chr*stian and s*cialist who can't see that greed is a virtue. Greed breeds innovation and gives the rich the money that they rightfully deserve.
 * [[File:Mao3word.png]] - You act like me giving children work through sweatshops is a bad thing. They get money and I get cheap consumer products. Everyone wins.
 * [[File:Distributist.png]] - Decentralization and Christianity? Absolutely vile. Plus, you seem to like your family which is highly bigoted. Marriage must be abolished and the children will be raised by the state.
 * [[File:Welf.png]] - Why waste money on the p**r when we can let them die out and spend money on Pride parades and the Military-Industrial Complex instead?
 * [[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] and [[File:Cdem.png]]  - No elections, no f*iths.
 * [[File:Natan.png]] -  Reactionarism, socialism, and anarchism? Sums up our enemy.
 * [[File:Lysnoir.png]] - How is it possible to be worse than the last guy?
 * [[File:Odal.png]] - What is this abomination?
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - What if people vote against progress, statism, and capitalism?
 * [[File:GE.png]] Gift Economy - Did you just say "Merry Chr*stmas"? Why would I celebrate such an archaic r*ligious holiday? Philanthropy is just a s*cialist dog whistle anyway.
 * [[File:NatProg.png]] Bull Moose Progressivism - You call yourself a progressive, yet you're a n*tionalist, r*gulationist and env*ronmentalist. Curious. But I do agree that progress needs imperialism.
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] Social Darwinism - Eugenicism but worse.
 * [[File:Libcon.png]] Libertarian Conservatism - Fool that thinks that small government and cultural conservatism are based.
 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] Libertarianism - Small g*vernment like the above? Ew! You are just a crypto-c*nservative BTW!
 * [[File:Socliber.png]] Social Libertarianism - And now you also support W*lfare!!?! *Vomits*
 * [[File:Nalib.png]] National Liberalism - You're a liberal but you aren't progressive and statist enough! And n*tionalism makes you even worse.
 * [[File:Conlib.png]] Conservative Liberalism - Like the above but with c*nservatism
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - Socialism? Feudalism? Radical tr*ditionalism? I HATE YOU! And you actually kinda scare me, to be honest.
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism - Yeah, I'll overthrow your government with my queer Afro-Latinx dictator. And?
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] Social Democracy - I don't care if you're not the guy above, I'll do the same to you.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Paternalistic Conservatism and [[File:WelfChauvin.png]] Welfare Chauvinism - Even worse than the previous guy! Reactionary K*ynesian scum!
 * [[File:Nordmodel.png]] Nordic Model - Welfare and labour rights? Ew. Countries with a large wh*te population? EW! Sweden also has one of the harshest drug laws in Europe and a state-owned monopoly of alcohol, like, could you at least pretend to not be a reactionary socialist. And it's not like the other countries are much better. Denmark is an anti-immigrant, racist hellhole and Iceland likes to protect its traditions and culture.
 * [[File:Globnat.png]] Alter-Globalism - Anti-imperialist leftists with hatred for economic globalization has to be one of the worst things in the world.
 * [[File:Soc21.png]] Socialism of the 21st Century, [[File:Zapa.png]] Neozapatismo and [[File:Chavismo.png]] Chavismo - Same as above. Can't you see that monopoly capitalism breeds Progress???
 * [[File:Merc.png]] Mercantilism - The entire thing was done by white Christian men. Such an unenlightened time. Anti-theist queer POC non-binary colonizers would've been a preferable alternative. Also, free trade is good.
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] Korwinism - Reactionary, anti-statist and misogynist scumbag! Good economic takes at least
 * [[File:Khom.png]] Khomeinism - You're a reactionary and theocratic misogynist! I will kick your ass sooner than later!
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Jihadism - You are the same as above, but worse! Here's why I don't let people read Quran and convert to Islam, It's brainwashing and cringe!
 * [[File:Long.png]] Longism - "Every man a king?" Makes me want to barf! And you're a socialist too!
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - Promotion of socialism and conservation of tradition, you're getting the bullet bigot.
 * [[File:Communalist.png]] Communalism - SHARING?!!? That's a Commie dog whistle!!!
 * [[File:Agsoc.png]] Agrarian Socialism - Yes, I am a bourgeois city-dweller. What about it, bigot? Oh, and also, I don't care if my factories happen to poison the water supply of your collective farm.
 * [[File:Confem.png]] Conservative Feminism & [[File:Mat.png]] Maternalism - You're not real feminists, you're bigoted pick-me fascists who want to promote the reactionary patriarchy. I will kick you out of the kitchen and replace you with nonbinaries!
 * [[File:Marxfem.png]] Marxist Feminism - Another fake feminist.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - C*mmie scum. Your internationalism and suppression of reactionaries sound quite based.
 * [[File:React.png]] Reactionaryism - R*actionary scum.
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] Left-Wing Nationalism - A commie, and a bigot in denial.
 * [[File:Erga.png]] Ergatocracy - Why do you oppose the rightful rule of the rich elite? The w*rkers have no right to control the government as they aren't diverse enough and will turn our great world empire into a reactionary socialist dystopia.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism - How dare you to accuse me of being anti-Science™? I don't deny climate change, I embrace it.
 * [[File:Radenv.png]] Radical Environmentalism - Environmentalism is bad enough, but this is just awful. Yes, my factories destroy the surrounding nature and, no, I don't have any "green regulations" in place, but I have a good reason for that: It would hurt the economy and slow down climate progress.
 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] Eco-Fascism - Yes, I'll change the natural environment of your country and flood it with climate refugees. Thanks for reminding me, yet again, why we need climate progress.
 * [[File:Natprim.png]] National Primitivism - You too.
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] Anarcho-Primitivism - Why would someone support this??
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] Manosphere - You are under arrest for making anti-matriarchial remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory Matriarchy course; or 3) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Wignat.png]] White Nationalism - You are under arrest for making racist remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory diversity course; or 3) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - 1) I'm not a "Cultural M*rxist". 2) What's wrong with making frogs gay? 3) You are under arrest and have to either a) attend your mandatory matriarchy and diversity courses or b) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Racenat.png]] Racial Nationalism and [[File:Ethnonat.png]] Ethnonationalism - Race mixing is mandatory.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - Fake Capitalist!
 * [[File:Hoppef.png]] Hoppeanism - Fake capitalist AND traditionalist racist to boot?! *vomits* TRY TO PHYSICALLY REMOVE ME YOU SCUM, I DARE YOU!!!
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Avaritionism - How is this even supposed to work?
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] Neoluddism - WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP!
 * [[File:Honk.png]] Satirism - You are under arrest for repeatedly mocking every protected group in my book.  You must apologize to everyone you demonized buster, and I mean EVERYONE! Then MAYBE I will let you go if I can remove your voice box and ban you from public life forever.
 * [[File:Pop.png]] Populism - Anti-elitist scum.
 * [[File:Leftpop-0.png]] Left-Wing Populism - B**nie.
 * [[File:Rpop.png]] Right-Wing Populism - L**baugh.
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] Isolationism - Open the door or I'm gonna throw rainbow rocks through your window, you anti-internationalist scum.
 * [[File:Ancon.png]] Anarcho-Conservatism - Almost the literal opposite of me, only beaten by NatAn. Shame! Off to the non-binary firing squad for you.
 * [[File:Synthesisanarchy.png]] Synthesis Anarchism - My other opposite that's literally schizophrenic. And when I say schizophrenic; I said it to describe the ideology and NOT as an ableist slur.
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Pol Potism - C*mmie, Reactionary and Anti-Science™. Ultra yikes
 * [[File:Gero.png]] Gerontocracy - Your beliefs are outdated, you must go to the euthanasia booth. But Klaus Schwab is based. Also, I can spend nothing on pensions and can spend more on business subsidies
 * [[File:Altl.png]] Alt-Lite and [[File:Altr.png]] Alt-Right - Your SJW cringe compilations are taken down. Reason: being a SJW is both awesome and mandatory.
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] Eco-Conservatism and [[File:Econat.png]] Eco-Nationalism - You are slowpoke both culturally and ecologically. Let me cut down a forest to build a giant polluting gay bar.
 * [[File:Ecosoc.png]] Eco-Socialism and [[File:Bckchn.png]] Libertarian Municipalism - And you are slowpoke both economically and ecologically. Let me exploit workers to make the giant polluting gay bar.
 * [[File:Glib.png]] Green Liberalism and [[File: Ecocap.png]] Eco-Capitalism - And you are slowpoke only ecologically. You can join that gay bar or take re-education camps to get back to the present.
 * [[File:Radape.png]] Radical Apoliticism - Why do you hate politics so much??
 * [[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] Authoritarian Conservatism - You have a strong state for the completely wrong reasons. It's bullet time!
 * [[File:Natcon.png]] National Conservatism - Look up above, sweety.
 * [[File:Cosmic.png]] Cosmicism - While your love for atheism and science and anti-democracy is fascinating, you are still an anti-progressive bigot and also H. P. Lovecraft was extremely r*cist.
 * [[File:Agorismf.png]] Agorism - You are under arrest for smuggling bibles.
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] Illegalism - You may be gay but going against the State and Corporations means instant death.National Bolshevism]] - Literally a proud Commie-Nazi. How disgusting and bigoted! How could this get any worse? I will have you know that my identity as an attack helicopter is not "degenerate" and is both based and totally valid in that I will get to throw commie chuds like you off of them!
 * [[File:Strasser.png]] Strasserism - Aren't you Nazbol again?
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] Esoteric Fascism - R*ligious N*zi scumbag and member of the inferior wh*te slave race. You should stop resisting Big Pharma and just take your pills.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism - Is this some kind of joke? I mean, you can't be serious when you say that "supercapitalism" is something bad. It is LITERALLY a dream come true.
 * [[File:Anfashf.png]] Anarcho-Fascism - Because normal fascism wasn't bad enough... I hate you with every fiber of my body!
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] Apoliticism - Crypto-reactionary who tries to hide his beliefs behind a mask of neutrality. You are either with us or against us. We will grill you if it's the latter.
 * [[File:Radcent.png]] Radical Centrism - Yet another crypto-reactionary that has to go. Still has more guts than the above one, I will give him that.
 * [[File:BarrCom.png]] Barracks Communism - Ah, Barack Obama, my favori... WHAT'S THIS? ULTRA-COLLECTIVIST MARXISM?!?
 * [[File:Situ.png]] Situationism - You realize that capitalism is about brand worship and excessive consumption, and you think it's a bad thing!?
 * [[File: Synd.png]] Syndicalism - These pl*bs really don't like my rule, huh?! That's it, I'm sending my Queer, Black Police forces to you!
 * [[File:Sorelia.png]] National Syndicalism - Pl*bs are complaining about internationalism now?
 * [[File:Postconan.png]] Post-Colonial Anarchism - An an*rchist that tries to resist my glorious one-world empire. I've come to liberate them and show them the light and this is how they treat me?
 * [[File:Progconf.png]] Progressive Conservatism - How dare you carry the name of progress, you reactionary bigot? Conservatism in all its forms, no matter how moderate it may be, is still a bigoted and anti-liberal ideology.
 * [[File:Ethplur.png]] Ethnopluralism - Your nation is not your own; it is a home for everyone, especially minorities. The mixing of different people and increase in diversity WILL destroy your culture and traditions, and that's a good thing.
 * [[File:Anpacf.png]] Anarcho-Pacifism - An*rchist and anti-war? Ew.
 * [[File:Annil.png]] Anarcho-Nihilism - Goes against all my values. At least is also against all c*nservative values.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] Patriotism - Wait, you like your nation? How bigoted.
 * [[File:Ultranat.png]] Ultranationalism - Literally the above guy again!
 * [[File:Thar.png]] Anti-Authoritarianism - WDYM Woke Authoritarianism isn't Wholesome 100??!! To the re-education camps you go!
 * [[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] Piratism and [[File: Civlibert.png]] Civil Libertarianism - Letting Reactionary Nazi-Commies to speak out and opposing monopolies on intellectual property? Not on my watch!
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] Reactionary Libertarianism -, Fake capitalist, we need a centralized woke autocracy.
 * [[File:Natlib.png]] National Libertarianism - Same with you.
 * [[File:Euras.png]] Fourth Theory - I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christian Theocracy - Get ready for the bullet, bigot.
 * [[File:Christsoc.png]] Christian Socialism - A chr*stian and s*cialist who can't see that greed is a virtue. Greed breeds innovation and gives the rich the money that they rightfully deserve.
 * [[File:Mao3word.png]] Maoism–Third Worldism - You act like me giving children work through sweatshops is a bad thing. They get money and I get cheap consumer products. Everyone wins.
 * [[File:Distributist.png]] Distributism - Decentralization and christianity? Absolutely vile. Plus, you seem to like your family which is highly bigoted. Marriage must be abolished and the children will be raised by the state.
 * [[File:Welf.png]] Welfarism - Why waste money on the p**r when we can let them die out and spend money on Pride parades and the Military-Industrial Complex instead?
 * [[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] Islamic Democracy and [[File:Cdem.png]] Christian Democracy - No elections, no f*iths.
 * [[File:Natan.png]] National Anarchism - Reactionarism, socialism, and anarchism? Sums up our enemy.
 * [[File:Lysnoir.png]] Lys Noir - How is it possible to be worse than the last guy?
 * [[File:Odal.png]] Odalism - What is this abomination?
 * [[File:Dem.png]] Democracy - What if people vote against progress, statism, and capitalism?
 * [[File:GE.png]] Gift Economy - Did you just say "Merry Chr*stmas"? Why would I celebrate such an archaic r*ligious holiday? Philanthropy is just a s*cialist dog whistle anyway.
 * [[File:NatProg.png]] Bull Moose Progressivism - You call yourself a progressive, yet you're a n*tionalist, r*gulationist and env*ronmentalist. Curious. But I do agree that progress needs imperialism.
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] Social Darwinism - Eugenicism but worse.
 * [[File:Libcon.png]] Libertarian Conservatism - Fool that thinks that small government and cultural conservatism are based.
 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] Libertarianism - Small g*vernment like the above? Ew! You are just a crypto-c*nservative BTW!
 * [[File:Socliber.png]] Social Libertarianism - And now you also support W*lfare!!?! *Vomits*
 * [[File:Nalib.png]] National Liberalism - You're a liberal but you aren't progressive and statist enough! And n*tionalism makes you even worse.
 * [[File:Conlib.png]] Conservative Liberalism - Like the above but with c*nservatism
 * [[File:Reactsoc.png]] Reactionary Socialism - Socialism? Feudalism? Radical tr*ditionalism? I HATE YOU! And you actually kinda scare me, to be honest.
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism - Yeah, I'll overthrow your government with my queer Afro-Latinx dictator. And?
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] Social Democracy - I don't care if you're not the guy above, I'll do the same to you.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Paternalistic Conservatism and [[File:WelfChauvin.png]] Welfare Chauvinism - Even worse than the previous guy! Reactionary K*ynesian scum!
 * [[File:Nordmodel.png]] Nordic Model - Welfare and labour rights? Ew. Countries with a large wh*te population? EW! Sweden also has one of the harshest drug laws in Europe and a state-owned monopoly of alcohol, like, could you at least pretend to not be a reactionary socialist. And it's not like the other countries are much better. Denmark is an anti-immigrant, racist hellhole and Iceland likes to protect its traditions and culture.
 * [[File:Globnat.png]] Alter-Globalism - Anti-imperialist leftists with hatred for economic globalization has to be one of the worst things in the world.
 * [[File:Soc21.png]] Socialism of the 21st Century, [[File:Zapa.png]] Neozapatismo and [[File:Chavismo.png]] Chavismo - Same as above. Can't you see that monopoly capitalism breeds Progress???
 * [[File:Merc.png]] Mercantilism - The entire thing was done by white Christian men. Such an unenlightened time. Anti-theist queer POC non-binary colonizers would've been a preferable alternative. Also, free trade is good.
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] Korwinism - Reactionary, anti-statist and misogynist scumbag! Good economic takes at least
 * [[File:Khom.png]] Khomeinism - You're a reactionary and theocratic misogynist! I will kick your ass sooner than later!
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] Jihadism - You are the same as above, but worse! Here's why I don't let people read Quran and convert to Islam, It's brainwashing and cringe!
 * [[File:Long.png]] Longism - "Every man a king?" Makes me want to barf! And you're a socialist too!
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - Promotion of socialism and conservation of tradition, you're getting the bullet bigot.
 * [[File:Communalist.png]] Communalism - SHARING?!!? That's a Commie dog whistle!!!
 * [[File:Agsoc.png]] Agrarian Socialism - Yes, I am a bourgeois city-dweller. What about it, bigot? Oh, and also, I don't care if my factories happen to poison the water supply of your collective farm.
 * [[File:Confem.png]] Conservative Feminism & [[File:Mat.png]] Maternalism - You're not real feminists, you're bigoted pick-me fascists who want to promote the reactionary patriarchy. I will kick you out of the kitchen and replace you with nonbinaries!
 * [[File:Marxfem.png]] Marxist Feminism - Another fake feminist.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - C*mmie scum. Your internationalism and suppression of reactionaries sound quite based.
 * [[File:React.png]] Reactionaryism - R*actionary scum.
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] Left-Wing Nationalism - A commie, and a bigot in denial.
 * [[File:Erga.png]] Ergatocracy - Why do you oppose the rightful rule of the rich elite? The w*rkers have no right to control the government as they aren't diverse enough and will turn our great world empire into a reactionary socialist dystopia.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism - How dare you to accuse me of being anti-Science™? I don't deny climate change, I embrace it.
 * [[File:Radenv.png]] Radical Environmentalism - Environmentalism is bad enough, but this is just awful. Yes, my factories destroy the surrounding nature and, no, I don't have any "green regulations" in place, but I have a good reason for that: It would hurt the economy and slow down climate progress.
 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] Eco-Fascism - Yes, I'll change the natural environment of your country and flood it with climate refugees. Thanks for reminding me, yet again, why we need climate progress.
 * [[File:Natprim.png]] National Primitivism - You too.
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] Anarcho-Primitivism - Why would someone support this??
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] Manosphere - You are under arrest for making anti-matriarchial remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory Matriarchy course; or 3) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Wignat.png]] White Nationalism - You are under arrest for making racist remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory diversity course; or 3) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - 1) I'm not a "Cultural M*rxist". 2) What's wrong with making frogs gay? 3) You are under arrest and have to either a) attend your mandatory matriarchy and diversity courses or b) GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
 * [[File:Racenat.png]] Racial Nationalism and [[File:Ethnonat.png]] Ethnonationalism - Race mixing is mandatory.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - Fake Capitalist!
 * [[File:Hoppef.png]] Hoppeanism - Fake capitalist AND traditionalist racist to boot?! *vomits* TRY TO PHYSICALLY REMOVE ME YOU SCUM, I DARE YOU!!!
 * [[File:Avar.png]] Avaritionism - How is this even supposed to work?
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] Neoluddism - WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP!
 * [[File:Honk.png]] Satirism - You are under arrest for repeatedly mocking every protected group in my book.  You must apologize to everyone you demonized buster, and I mean EVERYONE! Then MAYBE I will let you go if I can remove your voice box and ban you from public life forever.
 * [[File:Pop.png]] Populism - Anti-elitist scum.
 * [[File:Leftpop-0.png]] Left-Wing Populism - B**nie.
 * [[File:Rpop.png]] Right-Wing Populism - L**baugh.
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] Isolationism - Open the door or I'm gonna throw rainbow rocks through your window, you anti-internationalist scum.
 * [[File:Ancon.png]] Anarcho-Conservatism - Almost the literal opposite of me, only beaten by NatAn. Shame! Off to the non-binary firing squad for you.
 * [[File:Synthesisanarchy.png]] Synthesis Anarchism - My other opposite that's literally schizophrenic. And when I say schizophrenic; I said it to describe the ideology and NOT as an ableist slur.
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Pol Potism - C*mmie, Reactionary and Anti-Science™. Ultra yikes
 * [[File:Gero.png]] Gerontocracy - Your beliefs are outdated, you must go to the euthanasia booth. But Klaus Schwab is based. Also, I can spend nothing on pensions and can spend more on business subsidies
 * [[File:Altl.png]] Alt-Lite and [[File:Altr.png]] Alt-Right - Your SJW cringe compilations are taken down. Reason: being a SJW is both awesome and mandatory.
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] Eco-Conservatism and [[File:Econat.png]] Eco-Nationalism - You are slowpoke both culturally and ecologically. Let me cut down a forest to build a giant polluting gay bar.
 * [[File:Ecosoc.png]] Eco-Socialism and [[File:Bckchn.png]] Libertarian Municipalism - And you are slowpoke both economically and ecologically. Let me exploit workers to make the giant polluting gay bar.
 * [[File:Glib.png]] Green Liberalism and [[File: Ecocap.png]] Eco-Capitalism - And you are slowpoke only ecologically. You can join that gay bar or take re-education camps to get back to the present.
 * [[File:Radape.png]] Radical Apoliticism - Why do you hate politics so much??
 * [[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] Authoritarian Conservatism - You have a strong state for the completely wrong reasons. It's bullet time!
 * [[File:Natcon.png]] National Conservatism - Look up above, sweety.
 * [[File:Cosmic.png]] Cosmicism - While your love for atheism and science and anti-democracy is fascinating, you are still an anti-progressive bigot and also H. P. Lovecraft was extremely r*cist.
 * [[File:Agorismf.png]] Agorism - You are under arrest for smuggling bibles.
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] Illegalism - You may be gay but going against the State and Corporations means instant death.

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