Neolib goes to Taco Bell

"Note: This is the clean version, for the original go... Wait a sec, THE ORIGINAL IS GONE"Neolib Goes to Taco Bell is a Fanfiction Written by Kah junn, it is a parody of Dipper Goes to Taco Bell with Polcompball Characters, Mainly, Neolib since he likes tacos

Characters

 * [[File:NeoLiberal-icon.png]] NeoLib
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] SocDem (Female)
 * [[File:Soclib.png]] SocLib
 * [[File:Senate.png]] Senatorialism
 * [[File:AESDPF.png]] AESDPF (Cameo)

Story
t was an ordinary day. Well, as normal as PCM gets, anyways. Neolib was doing whatever he does normaly, along side Socdem, which he was staying with, they went our in a camper and are resting in the middle of nowhere.

"Were's going to have breakfast for dinner." Socdem exclames. Neolib, however, was not in the mood for eating thinks that aern't for the specific meal. "I want to go somewhere else." "But there is really nothing else in town, ulness you count the Taco Bell near the forest." Socdem replied. "Taco Bell?" Neolib's ears perked up. He had been craving for Mexican food for a week.

"Why don't we go to Taco Bell today?" Neolib asked. "Taco Bell?" Soclib questioned. "Why d'you wanna go THERE? It smells like the bathroom when it gets clogged." "Listen, you can go to Taco Bell if you want to, but don't come crying to me when you smell like expired onions."

"Okay, I Will." Neolib said harshly. But as he was exiting the RV, the door hit him on the way out. "AH HA HA HA HA HA!" Soclib and Socdem laughed. So anyways, Socdem and Soclib went to the diner which only serves breakfast, while Neolib tried to find the Taco Bell.

He had brought with him a compass and a couple bucks. Soon, he found the restraunt by just wandering into the forest looking for any neon lights. The restraunt looked like a normal one, but it is akwardly positioned in the middle of the forest surrounded by oak trees.

Neolib went inside and saw that no one was eating there, the place looked quite dirty for a Taco Bell outlet, everything looked like if it was from 2008. Neolib rushed to the counter, to the only cashier working the registers. A very old, slightly deaf, Senatorialist cashier. "One Taco please." Neolib said. "Come again?" the cashier said. "I would like a regular taco!" repeated Neolib. "That'll be one dolla." said the cashier. Neolib gaved the money and recived his taco.

He sat at the least grimiest table and bit into the hot, juicy taco filled with thick pure meat, tantalizing black beans and fluffy sour cream. He enjoyed a single bite of the taco, but just as he was about the bite it a second time. He felt a churning movement inside his body, something he had felt often.

Neolib rushed into the bathroom to release his urge, surprisingly, it looked better than anywhere else in the establishment. And he found it suspicious. Neolib didn't pay much attention the the guy who walked out of a stall, he was green, black and brown and was holding a plastic bag. Neolib went to the bathroom and took a big one, he finished his Taco and went back safely.