Plenderplar’s Fun Robot Time

Our story begins ten thousand years from now and Plenderplar has just killed God. However there was trouble afoot since a robot had a single un-sanctioned thought. This made Plenderplar very angry so he teleported across the universe and confronted the robot. This robot was having thoughts of cheese and cheese was doubleplusungood crimethink. So Plenderplar decided to soften the robot up a little bit by turning it into his personal slave for all eternity instead of unpersoning it like usual. Wait, Plenderplar already turned everyone into his personal slave for all eternity. So he just decided to have extreme hydrogen peroxide Q-tip time with the robot.

NSFW ahead (lol).

First, Plenderplar threw the robot on a bed and poured an entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide on it. The robot started to spasm and Plenderplar said “oinka oinka feel the pain enjoy the pain” and doused even more peroxide on it. Then, Plenderplar took a Q-tip, summoned an 800 pound lesbian, stook it up her belly button, ate the lint that came out of it while savoring its delicate flavor and then shoved the Q-tip up the robot’s nose. He then told the 800 pound lesbian to eat the robot and that’s what she did.

A few hours later, the robot was heartily vored and shat out by lipostocratic fat lesbian sex and then Plenderplar took the robot to Chuck E Cheeses where Plenderplar gave the robot to the Chuck E mascot for a day to perform whatever depraved things mascots do while he watched. All of this steamy poop robotic homo sexx was giving Kirkburn a gigantic hard-on so he decided to join in on all of the robot fun, too. After Plenderplar had enough of watching FANDOMsoc totally dominate the robot, he then dragged it back to his palace where he forced the robot to eat the entirety of Oofit’s shit collection.

Finally before unpersoning the robot, Plenderplar had one last trick up his sleeve; forcing it to participate in True Rhinoism. After the robot got the horn that causes blood to come out of the ass, it was fucked so severely that it turned into a man.

This man is called [REDACTED] and is currently vandalizing PCBD.