User:2x2Master/The Archives/Darko x Bacon (NSFW)

=Cast= - Bacon - Bimbo the Aussie Wizard - Darko - Fapple

=Fic= I wrote this while sleep deprived. Still one of my greatest works.

Chapter 1: Blowing in the Outback
(It all starts in some place between Perth and Sydney so approximately somewhere in the outback)

Boy I feel like a homeless n*bba in LA. Is this what the chicken feel in the fryer?

(She looks around the desert)



(A magical wizard pops up)

???: Is this hell you say? Hah.

(The wizard pulls off le funny mask)

???: That's an UNDAHstatement!!! *chuckles*



Oh this stupid buggah….. *belch* I'm bimbo the……… uh fuck I forgot…. RIGHT!!! The Aussie Wizard!!!









Thank you so much I'll be forever gratef-

(Unzipping sound)





*Drinks Whiskey from Flask* So ya gonna do it o-

(She jumps onto Bimbo and places his cock in her mouth)

I was just joking!!!

(Bacon deepthroats Bimbo's cock and her tongue wraps around it as she bobs her head up and down like Drinking Bird)





(She continues to suck as Bimbo tenses up and is about to blow his load)



(Bacon continues sucking until all of his succulent aussie juices come out)





I'll gran' ye one wish!





Chapter 2: Tantalising Teleportation
(A comically long cutscene plays to denote they are traveling)





(Bacon checks her watch)





(bacon gets slapped to the ground)





N-no…..?





(Bimbo slams his cock into bacon's ass slamming it with the force of an emu stampede)

Shit! Yeasss~





(The didgeridick starts flooding bacon's asshole yet surprisingly he doesn't stop)



Never knew blacks had such nice cunts. *hic* Almost as good as that emussy!

(Bimbo continues oil drilling into bacon's suez canal as Bacon moans with each thrust)

I think I'm gonna do the didgeridick dribble…..



(They are teleported to [REDACTED] Location)



(All of Bimbo's Australian semen goes into Bacon's asshole)



(Due to the sheer force of the coom propelles Bacon forward off Bimbo's cock)

Chapter 3: Hoe sweet Homo
(Bacon skids on the desert sand from Bimbo's mighty coom)

That was amazing!!! oh look it finally teleported us. *looks around* YOU FUCKIN' ASS THIS ISN'T HOME!!!









I'll make sure to pay you a visit to release that eshay edge!



(Bimbo disappears)

Bacon: Well I might as well get a drink if I'm gonna be stuck here for the rest of my life.

(Bacon walks into le epic bar)

(Casually panning shot to see all the goofy aussies)















HE SAID BAD WORD I'M GONNA CRIIIIIIIE MOMMA MOMMAAAAA!!!! *he bursts out the room like a sissy bitch who nobody likes*

The whole bar: DARKO DARKO DARKO DARKO DARKO DARKO DARKO DARKO







You're a nice lookin' cunt too. Y'know you don't seem to be from these parts. Where ya from?



Ya got a place to stay eh?



That's how I got stuck 'ere!!! Ugh… How about I order you a drink ma'am?

:3

(They talk about things and get drunk and blah blah blah I'm too lazy for the rest of the scene NEXT CHAPTER!!!)

Chapter 4: Darko and Bacon have sex and Apple gets mad


*hic* you hurt my feelwings!!



(They go into the house)

Oh yeah *kisses bacon*







(Darko places his fat yugoslavian neanderthal caveman uncivilized cock into her ass)



(Darko thrusts into bacon's ass as her dick gets hard)



(Darko slams his dick into bacon super hardly)

Eh?



(Cut to apple)

That's it I'm gonna show him what a real sigma is like!1!1!1

(Apple breaks through the window in angy)



(Darko casually crushes his skull with one hand whilst simultaneously holding bacon as she rides him)



(They have sex on top of his corpse and his blood is a lubricant for the sex)

*cums*

*cums*

=Comments= Comment here - The West has fallen, billions must die. ChaosWight2 - HAHAHAHAHAHAH but seriously what the fuck did I just read?