Pogo-Anarchism

, known in German as, is the official ideology of the satirical German political party APPD (Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany).

The APPD recognizes that the theory of "Pogo-Anarchism" has nothing to do with actual Anarchism. Most members of the party, and joke-adherents to the ideology, however do identify as actual anarchists in a real political setting.




 * Right to unemployment with full salary.
 * Youth pension instead of retirement pension.
 * Abolishment of compulsory education.
 * Creation of centers for physical love, so-called Mitfickzentralen (lit. "fuckpooling centers").
 * Abolition of the police.
 * Legalization of all drugs.
 * Abolition of the right to demonstrate with prior announcement.
 * Totale Rückverdummung ("total restupidification").
 * The Balkanization of Germany.
 * Reconstitute the German borders from 1237.

Pogo-Anarchism proposes the Balkanization of the state into 3 zones:


 * 1) "Asoziale Parasiten-Zonen" (APZ, asocial parasite zone) for pogo-anarchists and other asocials, who prefer not to work and rather drink, use drugs, and have sex.
 * 2) "Sichere Beschäftigungs-Zonen" (SBZ, safe employment zone) for strait-laced workaholics who will finance the good life of the people in the APZ.
 * 3) "Gewalt-Erlebnis-Parks" (GEP, violence theme parks) for incurable violent offenders, cops and Nazis with special areas set aside as ethnic theme parks for cultural minorities (such as lederhosen-wearing Bavarians), to avoid too close contact between these pogo races lest the pursuit of what each considers necessary for happiness suffers. These parks will be surrounded by very high walls and are located in former East Germany.


 * 1) Draw a ball with a black outline.
 * 2) Fill with black (dark gray).
 * 3) Draw a circle in the centre.
 * 4) Add a "V" in middle of the circle.
 * 5) Add the eyes.
 * 6) Done!


 * [[File:APPD.png]] https://appd.at
 * [[File:Wikipedia.png]] Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany
 * [[File:Wikipedia.png]] Anarchistische Pogo-Partei Deutschlands (in German)