Minnesotan Distributism

 I'm planning on reading a lot of various political theory soon so this page has the potential for some fairly dramatic changes 

Minnesotan Distributism is a culturally far right, economically third position, ideology based on the beliefs of Sam Cherry



Friends

 * [[File:Untitled - 2021-06-19T212223.533.png]] Conseilism - This is very based, but I wish you'd stop being an anarkiddie. Also you have good takes on w*men
 * [[File:PCB-Jedpill.png]] Classical Jed-Pilled Thought - Fellow distributist, monarchist, reactionary, and decentralist. I'm not especially fond of authoritarianism, but not averse enough for it to be a negative

Skeptical but Optimistic

 * [[File:PCB-PaleoconservatismIcon.png]] - I really wanted to put you in like, but I have this awful growing suspicion that the reason you haven't called Zionists yet isn't just optics...

How to Draw
Minnesotan Distributist flag.png
 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Draw the right eye (your right, stupid!)
 * 3) Color it blue
 * 4) Draw a medium width white wave half way down
 * 5) Color everything below the wave green
 * 6) Over the left eye (again, your left) draw a fleur de-lis shaped eye patch
 * 7) Color the left half of the eyepatch orange and the right half yellow

Stylistic Notes
Constantly gives a different story as to how he lost his eye

[[File:ConfederalismIcon.png]] Decentralization [[File:FeudalismIcon.png]]
Minnesotan Distributism believes that federal and unitary states will inevitably be tyrannical, and so the majority of political power should belong to towns and municipalities. In addition, areas of a country that are further from political centers, either culturally, ethnically, or geographically, need higher autonomy since the state will be further out of touch with them and their needs. The ideal level of devolution would be full urbism, however this is highly unrealistic for the vast majority of cities, and most areas will be forced into a larger state out of necessity. This is unideal, but also unavoidable

[[file:PCB-Mansphere.png.png]] Sexism [[file:PCB-Mansphere.png.png]]
Don't like women very much tbh

[[File:PCB-Acidcomicon.png]] Drugs [[File:PCB-Acidcomicon.png]]
Drugs are based, and should be fully legalized both for use and sale, the only exception to this is weed. I fucking hate potheads they should all be shot

[[File:PCB-Christy.png]] Religion [[File:PaganTheoIcon.png]]
Minnesotan Distributism believes that it is essential for a society to be religious, but does not have much of an opinion on what said religion should be. Personally, he is somewhat biased towards Catholicism (though not actually catholic himself) with an interest in Pagan and other Esoteric practices

[[File:PCB-Anti-USA.png]] America Is Not a Nation [[file:PCB-Confed.png]]
What culture can you really point to as being American? Freedom, liberty? Get over yourself, every culture values those, America isn't special in that. The true answer is that there is none, the only thing even resembling culture is the vacant, soulless pit of consumerism that has permeated every single aspect of our rotting corpse of a society. There is no America, not as a nation, there is only the American government and the blinded drones still desperately clinging to something that never existed in the first place. The Founding Fathers, for all the other issues I have with them, understood this, at least initially. That's why, at it's inception, America was not expected to be a single unified nation-state but rather a voluntary union of states who were, for the most part, politically and culturally sovereign. The American Revolution was not a revolution of a single nation, but rather a grouping of nations with tangential similarities to each other joining together against a greater threat. This social order was broken not by the will of "the people", but rather by statesmen who wanted to exert their power over more peoples. For a while people were willing to passively accept this order, but after the Civil War, when the state realized for the first time that it's subjects were capable of claiming their rightful independence, they propagated a lie that America was a single unified nation, rather than a collection of smaller nations who came together for their own common interest. This is why people only start identifying with the country in large numbers AFTER the Civil War, since the state was so high on itself it never considered that a state may decide the union was no longer of benefit to it, and leave. And it's lucky for the government that they thought of doing so then, as in the current day the vast majority, if not every single state has its true interests outside of the union. Perhaps there were valid reasons for states not seceding sooner, but the reason that more have not is nothing more than a combination of state indoctrination and fear of military reprisal, as the military has more than once shown itself willing to kill the citizens it claims to protect. Even the poorest, most government reliant states would more than likely be better outside of the union and it's tyrany.

Ideological Progression
Hoppean --> Distributist --> Market Socialist Semi-Larp --> Distributism (current)