Topic/Conspiracy Theories

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 * - Not even a conspiracy theory. Just a straight out lie.


 * - How come I can fly from 'straya to 'murica without falling into space???


 * - Lmao


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - No


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - Nonsense. And what's the point of hiding it, what's the benefit?


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Not true


 * - Only thing here is that is flat is me flat lineing because I had a stroke from this theory.


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - that's retarded


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Obviously bs.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Stupid. Disproved with simple mathematics, literally done since the Greco-Roman period.


 * - wtf?


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - Earth is a ball, not a disk


 * - flat earth is 2D Earth


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - Has been and can easily be disproven.


 * [[File:SrDeyvidIcon.png]] Sr Deyvid Thought - Does not believe in it.


 * - I want to die.


 * - I don't believe in this conspiracy theory. Earth is a ball, not flat.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - Sure they have lots of proof, but they default discard everything that does not support their pseudoscience. Fake theory that can't even explain why the horizon is curvy.


 * - Worst theory.


 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyaperson - I do not believe in this ideology at all, the Bible has lots of evidence against this, the Bible believed that the earth was a sphere a thousand years before scientists realized this. The belief in a flat earth probably rose from the pagans of Europe who believe that the earth was made up of four elements. A verse detailing that the earth is spherical is this, Isaiah 40:22 ESV, “ It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in;”.


 * - Once again, this is untrue.


 * - I am 99.999% sure Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard person.


 * - Can't see any reason any influential person would be a reptile, of all the random things.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - No


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - I`m reptilian


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Not true


 * - Maybe Mark Zuckerberg. Everyone else, no.


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - a funny joke but not true
 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - No.


 * Reckonshireism - Clearly a joke from the alt-right


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Obviously bs.


 * [[File:SrDeyvidIcon.png]] Sr Deyvid Thought - Does not believe in it.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Stupid.


 * - no comment.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - Oppose it


 * - Uh, no.


 * [[File:3Plend.png]] Third Plenderplarism - I fully believe in this


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - People actually believe in this? No.


 * - Fake.


 * - If there actually WAS a vaccine that served that purpose, then yes, it would, but to my knowledge, there are no vaccines that inject you with autism.


 * - They do not. If they did tho, I would be a radical anti-vaxxer


 * - Why.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - Idk


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - No


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Not true


 * - I think the people believing in this have more mental disorders than vaccinated people.


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - nope


 * Reckonshireism - Real


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Obviously bs.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Absolutely idiotic!


 * - Probably explains why everyone here is very retarded.


 * Reckonshireism - True, along with other disorders


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - Vaccines do not directly cause any mental disorders, including autism or ADHD


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - Autism/ADHD are things as you are born, they are not given by specific things.


 * [[File:SrDeyvidIcon.png]] Sr Deyvid Thought - Does not believe in it.


 * - Well duh, everyone knows that! OFC not.


 * - No, Vaccines don't cause any mental disorders.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - Nothing can cause autism after birth.


 * - Fake.


 * - No, the earth is not at the center of the universe.


 * - Really fucking dumb.


 * - Earth is not, in fact, at the center of the Universe. Unless the Universe is infinite, in which case it is both at the center and not at the center.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - No.


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - A great Slavic astronomer died because of these theories.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - False there is no center of the universe(that we know yet anyway) and the sun is the center of the solor system


 * - Its almost like the sciences of the universe we discovered and tweaked for hundreds of years aren't true! No way!


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - proven wrong


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - The Milky Way isn't even at the center of its own supercluster, which means Earth is not the center of the universe.


 * Reckonshireism - The sun is, not the Earth


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Obviously bs.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Only relevant to the wider universe, where this is true, to the solar system however, only old christian idiocy,


 * - No.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - Earth orbits the sun, which orbits the Galactic Centre


 * - Anti-Mikołaj Kopernik be like: He stopped the earth, he moved the sun


 * [[File:SrDeyvidIcon.png]] Sr Deyvid Thought - Does not believe in it.


 * - Go to Wikipedia. Search "gravity," specifically how mass impacts the gravitational influence of an object. Read.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - Outdated false theory.


 * - The first conspiracy theory I actually believe in. *cough [[File:WEF-Icon.png]] *cough


 * - Nope, doesn't exist.


 * - Don't believe it, but might will become a reality soon, albeit not exclusively a Western World Order. And the Anti-Semitism, Trumpism and anti-science of the people who actually believe this is just bs.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - Probably.


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - Quite possibly. They most likely hate the Slavs.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - doubt it would be cool though


 * - What BERNHE said.


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - I don't believe in it in the traditional sense but after the cold war the liberal American world order was cemented, however it looks to be loosing ground, and it has nothing to do with the Jews.


 * Reckonshireism - New World Order is a real phenomenon and it will come very soon within the future, but potentials could be at an exponential rate.


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Usually just Antisemitism in disguise; although the concept by itself isn't completely impossible, I don't think we're at that point yet.


 * - I agree with this one, but it ain't the Jews.


 * Reckonshireism - Jews are one of the derived entities that are part of the New World Order. Within 21st century NWO, just because Jews are only just a small part, doesn't mean their influence didn't strongly derived and influenced the NWO.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - With regard to the rich elites? Most certaintly. Jews, Aliens, Illuminati, United Nations, ect? Most certaintly not.


 * - Unironically yes, and very based :troll:


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - Possible but unlikely.


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - This is just false nonsense spewed by far-right conspiracy theorists who just like to get attention and popularity in order to hide their support for Neo-Authoritarians like Putin and Xi. Mandatory microchips just will not happen, and vaccines do not have them. Although stuff like one a world government, Universal Basic Income and ending of fossil fuels are pretty based.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - Nonsense fearmongering.


 * - No, the moon landing was definitely real.


 * - Plain dumb, also how did that american flag get up there then?


 * - Possible but unlikely.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - Maybe, I would have to look more into it.


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - Yes. For a variety of reasons. The most important thing is that even by today's standards it is too expensive and would deal a severe blow to the economy. And with the technology of those times, astronauts would simply be killed by radiation.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Lamo no


 * - What's the point of faking something if you can just do it?


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - why wouldn't it have happened?


 * Reckonshireism - Even though that is possible, but we should stay on Earth instead and oppose space exploration


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Possible but I doubt it.


 * - As an American Ultranationalist, I am obliged to defend this one, even if I did think it was fake (which I don't).


 * - No, Humans really did land on the moon. It isn't fake.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Bullshit.


 * - It was very much real.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - I believe humans really did land on the moon.


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - Lol, this is so dumb I cannot even begin to describe how dumb it is. Lets just say that faking it in a studio would had been way harder than to just do the moon landing itself back in 1969.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - Amateur radio-telescopes felt the Apollo 11. Millions of people witnessed it. Every argument is disproven. The moon landing hapenned.


 * - Don't know much about that wannabe Quark guy, but he might of NOT game ended himself. It's up for debate though, there's some pretty solid evidence from both sides. Epstein deserves/d a lot worse though.


 * - Believe.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - Maybe, I would have to look more into it.


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - IDK.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Trump killed him(or some other rich dude lets be honest a lot people would want him dead)


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - yeah they killed him


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Don't care.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Rich pedophile kills himself while his guard isn't looking by hanging himself? Yeah sure, definitely wasn't the other rich pedophiles he serviced.


 * - Epstein deserved worse than he actually got to him. But, on him killing himself, I personally don't believe he did.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - Most likely didn't kill himself


 * - I think it is indeed a bit suspicious that his guards kind of decided to "not watch him" when he died, but I don't see how it's a bad thing in the long run. My only complaint is that Epstein deserved a lot worse than what he actually got.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - Kinda suspicious the guards decided to "not watch him for a while" and next morning he has strangling marks. Maybe he didn't.


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - Idk


 * - Probably not, but I guess it's possible?


 * - Nope, the towers got allahu akbar'd.


 * - Possible, but improbable.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - Maybe


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - there is a possibility of this.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Doubt though the WTC 7 thing is sus(the CIA properly took advantge to wipe MKultra files)


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - It is possible, knowing America it probably was an inside job but I the evidence is too shaky so I'm not gonna take an official stance.


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - Not true.


 * Reckonshireism - The US aided hijackers from Saudi Arabia and this was a set up as an excuse for us to be in war with Afghanistan and Iraq.


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Possible, but I doubt it and really hope it wasn't. America got what it deserved, if it were faked by their own government just to create another casus belli it would invalidate the much needed punishment served from the attacks and would just prove once again that America is willing to do anything for profit and war.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Absolutely true, on several levels, ranging from bombs planted to make the buildings collapse, to the USA using it as an excuse to invade Afghanistan. I sincerly doubt that they managed to destroy 3 towers in New York with 2 planes (the third was reported to be felled by flame, not bomb, sure), and then managed to decend in a what, 2000ish mile descending curve over Virginia to slam directly into the exact area in the Pentagon which was trying to figure out where 1.2 trillion dollars disappeared to, announced the day before? Don't even get me started on how Osama managed to escape what, three times, released video and photo of himself for a decade after, and then was captured in Pakistan, slaughtered, and dumped into the ocean. The one man who probably had the most knowledge on terrorist groups worldwide, and they fucking murdered him! It was 100% orchestrated by the Bush Administration for an excuse to invade and destroy Afghanistan.


 * - No.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - No.


 * - It was evidently planned by Osama, but it's still no excuse for what we did to the Middle East both before and after that.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - Obviously not, it was planned by the east.


 * - No.


 * - What the fuck, no.


 * - Out of all of the ones on this page, this is the most stupid.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - funny joke


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - WTF?!


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - LAMO not true


 * - As much as I hate the Angloids, they weren't responsible for Hitler.


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - What, no? But Britain did know and support the Katyń massacre, they killed Sikorski and basically controlled our country after the death of Piłsudski via foreign minister Józef Beck, he used Poland as bait for the Germans but Hitler wasn't under their control directly.


 * Reckonshireism - Seriously right now?


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - what. who believes this? Obviously bs.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Excuse me?


 * - No.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - No, and I don't know who would believe this unironically.


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - Wait, this is a thing?


 * - What kind of crack was the person who wrote this on?


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - No dummy, obviously all the jews were secret agents for Hitler! What a stupid theory.


 * - Once again, no.


 * - This theory is really, really fucken dumb.


 * - No. But, the government clearly does not care about the shootings.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - No. American Teenagers/Adults would commit such crimes.


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - Hardly. Although this is a rather serious problem that has already gone beyond the US.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - not true


 * - Bruh.


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - No they're not but the shooters are often encouraged by the government to push gun control legislation.


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - I don't care, in the end Americans are dying and it's driving instability, so that's good. However I strongly doubt they are staged, some perpetrators might have been encouraged, I believe there is evidence for it but I might be misremembering.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Absolutely not. They need to fix the problem though, useless pieces of shit.


 * - No.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - No.


 * - Of course not, anyone who believes this is a fucking retard. Alex Jones is getting what he deserves.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - I wish. The government doesn't have to stage shootings, they just have to deny bullying as a problem, have little control over guns and refuse to regulate extremist speech (so, do nothing never) and shootings will make themselves.


 * - The government and big tech is making us all addicted to cell phones, so it's kind of similar. Not the same as MKUltra however.


 * - Probably.


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - Probably.


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - anything can be there.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Doubt it though wouldnt be suprised


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - Maybe, really no way to tell.


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - probably


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Why not? They already spy on us, why not continue the barbarous experiment?


 * - No.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - No, bruh.


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - It is the CIA, who knows what they could be hiding from us.


 * - Possibly, it [MKUltra] would have to still be going on if some of these [[File:Hamburger.png]] people unironically and actually believe what their self-inserts say ([[File:Troll.png]]).


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - It probably does in most intelligence services. That's what they are for.


 * - No


 * - Just no.


 * - Improbable.


 * [[File:Burkinicon.png]] Burkinism - Doubt it.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Not true


 * [[File:HatIdea.png]] A dude on this place - Probably should've been more specific on this. Maybe.


 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - Most likely not, but it's possible


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Doubt it.


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Absolutely not.


 * - No.


 * [[File:Mebrouk.png]] Mebroukism [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]] - https://youtu.be/d3GxkP8Qw1o?t=71


 * - I doubt it


 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - What?


 * - I doubt it.


 * [[File:Tricolorism-icon.png]] Tricolorism - I am sure nobody on Earth that isn't the Japanese would want to bomb Pearl Harbor. It was part of their failed strategy for dominating the Pacific and a big part of Asia.


 * - Just go on to Twitter to see it in action.


 * - Seems somewhat probable, but I still don't fully understand it.


 * [[File:Neo-XarTario.png]] XarTario [[File:XT.png]] - I believe in this theory, however it's not a psychiatric term, it's more of a political term, which can describe the condition of Totalitarianism under the Tyranny of the Majority that is infected by the Tyranny of the Minority. Steps towards the conditions of it would require Authoritarianism, extreme polarization, and many other factors to work. The political minority eventually infect the masses, which under these new conditions of society, society will eventually shift towards totalitarianism and then it becomes consolidated along with the ideology.


 * I also believe that this theory can also be applied to non-political communities as well, especially regarding to the fanboy mentality, which being fanboyish is inherently human nature. Any people that are enlightened would eventually overcome the human nature of the fanboy mentality, societies become more civilized and become freer, more people would have of a say within communities, within the system, etc.


 * [[File:Glencoe.png]] Glencoe - Defentily a Phenomon


 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - I don't think this is even a conspiracy?


 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - No comment.


 * - If aliens exist, they would probably find us before we find them, or we would have to wait millions of years to see.
 * - Aliens definitely could exist, but they are probably bacteria or something that is not built anything like any species on earth. UFOs don't exist, I doubt aliens have any good tech on them.
 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Life outside earth definitely exists, if it is intelligent or if someone made contact with it I don't know. Not impossible ig.
 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - I doubt aliens ever came in contact with here, and I hope they never do
 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Extraterrestrial life absolutely exists. They have not come to earth though.


 * - IDK
 * - There is some proof that this MIGHT of happened, but it probably isn't even important.
 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Happened. There is enough evidence to suggest that Africans interacted with the natives of modern-day Brazil. Polynesian contact is also proven iirc. Contact by the Vikings is also definitively proven, but I doubt that is what this is referring to.
 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - The only proven sources of this are the Vikings who settled in Newfoundland for lumber, only for them to never remember it again.


 * - What said, and there are also no resources in Antarctica and Antarctica is isolated from the rest of the world.
 * - Everyone would of died before they could even create clothes to warm them. Zero evidence, and a 5 year old could create reasons why this idea is stupid.
 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - No. There is absolutely zero evidence for this.
 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - hehehe, this is so silly
 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism Absolutely not.


 * - Why the fuck would the CIA assassinate the PRESIDENT???
 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Maybe, idk, idc.
 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - This is true, it was the banks in conspiracy with the CIA due to order 11110
 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - Oh, absolutely. The CIA has its fingerprints all over his assassination.


 * - I haven't even heard of this, but it sounds like absolute bullshit.
 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Obviously bs.
 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - what?
 * [[File:Neo-XarTario.png]] XarTario [[File:XT.png]] - Obvious BS!
 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - ō_ȏ


 * - Just as true as the flat earth myth.
 * - No, but I should tell this to Afunhumaninter [[File:Troll.png]].
 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Obviously bs.
 * [[File:Nadzieja.png]] Kultokrat1056 - hehehe also silly, I like this one
 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism - "G I A-" -Wendigoon, Conspiracy Theory Iceberg


 * - The infamous conspiracy theory, and some of the fakest bullshit I have ever heard. All events that were supposed to happen suspiciously didn't, and it's was only created as a way to promote Donald Trump. I especially hate pizzagate, aka possibly the stupidest conspiracy theory ever thought up.
 * [[File:Hamburger.png]] Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - Obviously bs. Through certainly a interesting topic to look into, unreal that people unironically beleive this like this.
 * [[File:HighDefLukk.png]] Lukkoism Nope.


 * - No


 * - That isn't a conspiracy theory. That's just a fact. America is gradually becoming more mixed, and was mixed for most of its history (ethnic-wise)
 * - There isn't any white genocide happening.


 * - There isn't any black genocide happening.


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 * - Freemasons seem kinda sussy with the secret ritual stuff, but they aren't controlling the world.


 * - The greatest problem we are facing in the West.
 * - Woke Marxism is clearly real and a problem, but "cultural marxism" as they call it isn't real.


 * - Nope, nope, nope.


 * - Don't think so.