Villager System

The Villager System is a market-orientated, agrarian, and culturally ambiguous political system used by the villager NPCs of the video game  Minecraft. It supports a fully functioning kakistocracy along a natural  aristocracy of those who have the finest eyebrows.

It follows a market economy based off the emerald standard. Infrastructure is often built in the worst places possible which make traversing the village as hard as possible. This is meant as a defense strategy to confuse and slow down invading zombies. Another defense it uses is the use of iron golems, which will probably die quickly and take up an uncanny amount of iron which they could've used making armor or weapons instead.

Though the villager system is often characterized as Cap.png capitalist, there're arguments that it could be Distributist.png distributist, Mutualist.png mutualism or even Marketsoc.png market socialist. It has also been noted that the Villagers were perhaps influenced by Jewish society.

Personality

 * Constantly trying to rip you off with deals like 22 emeralds for leather pants.
 * Constantly flaunting its eyebrows.
 * Will run in front of you while you're breaking stuff in hopes that you'll hit it and get killed by the iron golems.
 * Will have a seizure at the sight of a zombie and get killed by it because of that.
 * Entire village will eventually die because they're too stupid.
 * Mates with females that look like dudes.
 * Despite its gargantuan skull, is actually very dim.
 * HRRRMMM
 * Is a jew (no big surprise).

Friends

 * Kak.png Kakistocracy - The average every villager.
 * MC.png Minecraftism - Brown bricks in minecrapf.
 * Unibrow.png Unibrowocracy - My unibrow is the best!
 * Austrokak.png Mises Instituteism - Basing the currency off precious emeralds was a great idea.
 * JewTheo.png Jewish Theocracy - Priests are an important part of our society.
 * Neolud.png Neoluddism - Reject crafting swords. Return to iron golems.
 * Hmind.png Hive-Mind Collectivism - Jump on crops. Go to sleep. Repeat.
 * Mediacracy.png Mediacracy - V-V-V-V-Villager News!

Frenemies

 * Anpostleft.png Post-Left Anarchism - Some of us don't want to work.
 * Anprim.png Anarcho-Primitivism - Too extreme.
 * Agsoc.png Agrarian Socialism - Too extreme.
 * PolState.png Police Statism - Why not replace the police with iron golems?

Enemies

 * Darwinist.png Social Darwinism - Stop saying our stupidity inevitably leads to our extinction! My glorious unibrow wards away all pains!
 * Avar.png Avaritionism - Stop placing TNT around our villages and stealing our haybales!
 * Herobrine.png Herobrine Occultism - OH NO! It's real!