Silly Chimpism

Silly Chimpism is the ideology of the PolCompBall user Silly chimp, he is the slightly more radical version of Metbolism. He is also a devout Lutheran and a lover of  Monkes.

Unlike regular og Metbolism, Silly Chimp is an Religious nationalist He is slightly more authoritarian and believes in establishing a Russia/Poland/Hungary style authoritarian government through democratic elections.

He is culturally right to far-right, semi-authoritarian and economically center-right. Believing in a Traditionalist state, with a regulated market economy and a  Confessionalist approach on politics and religion. He likes to call himself an "Authcentreright" taking views from both the Authright and Authunity quadrants.

[[File:Welf.png]] Economics [[File:Cap.png]]
He believes that Capitalism is flawed but is the best economic system we currently have, he believes that by regulating capitalism we can get rid of the degeneracy and inequality, consooming and monopolization it sometimes causes. He still believes that we should maintain free markets and competition, and only have equal opportunity and not equal outcome. He supports a moderate amount of welfare so people can get some benefits like le healthcare (America bad haha) and education and some nice gibs and shieet.

[[File:Nation.png]] Nationalism [[File:RelNat.png]]
He is a Religious Nationalist he believes in a Greater Finnish state and prioritizing Christian immigration, he used to be an Ethnic Nationalist until he realized that it is un Christian and the problem isn't non white immigration but non Christian immigration, he was too lazy to make a new self insert so he just edited this page. He also believes in Irredentist claims in Karelia and a  Pan-Nationalism inspired sense of unity between Finns and Karelians.

[[File:Eccon.png]] Environmentalism [[File:Agrnac.png]]
He is a pretty unique type of environmentalist. He believes that the key to saving the planet is a gradual return to a simpler way of life where people hunt, fish, farm and consume locally. Basically an Agrarian Traditionalist lifestyle revival. However he is not a luddite or primitivist despite being opposed to Transhumanism and Loving Monkes, he still supports  Space Colonialism, cool robots, flying cars and stuff, and is an Agrarian mostly for cultural and environmental reasons rather than primitivist ones.

[[File:Post-Industrialism.png]] Technology [[File:SpaceCol.png]]
See above^^^

Bodily autonomy
His stances are largely similar to that of Metbol, being largely against prostitution, gender transition, abortion and psychiatric medicine pill usage. Birth control, homosexuality, plastic surgery, premarital sex and masturbation should be legal, but frowned upon. Like Metbol he believes plastic surgery is only acceptable if someone suffers a severe injury; for example, if a fraction of their face was shot off.

[[File:PCB-Transphobia.png]] Anti LGBT [[File:PCB-Homophobia.png]]
Like Metbolism, he is in favor of creating LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "LGBT ideologies". This typically means that displays of public LGBT pride and the teaching of LGBT ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the LGBT community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.

Unconditional free speech
He supports unconditional free speech on the internet and often believes that "hate" speech can be quite based too.

[[File:Conmon.png]] Monarchy
He supports a House of Hesse Kassel Constitutional Monarchy that Finland was supposed to have once, believing that it is a vital part of conserving tradition and unifying the nation. However this is not a very important part of his ideology.

[[File:ProtTheo.png]] Religion [[File:Lutheo.png]]
He supports Lutheranism staying as the state religion of Finland, he want's a revival of traditional Conservative Lutheranism, this meaning that he wants to restore the Social Conservatism of the Church and is against things like ordination of women and of course gay marriage. He identifies as a traditional orthodox Lutheran and wants to keep Lutheranism as "Catholic" as possible with as little EvangeliBaptiPentecostal dipshit influences like gospel music and stuff.

[[FIle:Kingism.png]] Gender roles [[File:Tradwife.png]]
He dislikes most feminist movements due his belief that Men and Women are fundamentally different in roles and biology, and that he believes these differences are important to the functioning of society at every single level. However, he still believes that Men and Women are equal in rights and nobody should be forced to act according to traditional gender roles, except among the clergy since he is against the ordination of women.

Abortion

He is against abortion for both moral and religious reasons believing it should only be allowed in cases of rape, incest, mothers life or health in danger or the first weeks when it's literally just a clump of cells.

Personality and hobbies
Silly Chimpism is a devout Lutheran and an extreme Finnish nationalist, he supports a Greater Finland to liberate Finno-Ugric Karelians and unite them under one flag. The reason he loves Monkey.png Monkes so much is beacause they are basically humans but funny and never bother themselves with shit like politics, which is why funny Monke memes and videos are a great way for him to clear his head. Many of the based communities he follows on the internet also love Monkes.

His hobbies include, lifting weights and working out (obviously since every chad right-winger needs to do this), Snowboarding, Cross-country skiing, reading books and occasionally Polcompball stuff on the internet. (Duh!) One important hobby for him worth mentioning is Judo, he likes martial arts believing that it is a very chad sport, great for self-defence and shit, and also really fun once you start learning it.

He loves based stuff on the internet and social media and browses it quite a lot. (Not in an unhealthily obsessed way.)

And he also hates the modern degenerate world A LOT.

Good friends

 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christianity - Christ is king and i am his greatest soldier!
 * [[File:Lutheo.png]] Lutheran Theocracy - Hammer go pok pok!
 * [[File:Antiinky.png]] Inkybusterism - Mega fucking based and redpilled, ultra uber mega based and blessed!
 * [[File:RelNat.png]] Religious nationalism - Home Faith and Fatherland!
 * [[File:WelfChauvin.png]] Welfare Chauvinism -The Welfare state is our national treasure for our citizens!
 * [[File:Irridentism.png]] Irredentism - Greater Finland!!
 * [[File:Plrc.png]] Paleoreactionarism - Wtf this is ultra based!
 * [[File:Kingism.png]] Positive Reactionaryism - Based king!
 * [[File:Nomoreairisuism.png]] Anti-Airisuism - Absolutely blessed!
 * [[File:Tradwife.png]] Tradwifeism - Just normalize this please...
 * [[File:Kek.png]] Kekistani Nationalism - Shadilay brother! Top KEK!
 * [[File:Bism.png]] Bismarckism - *Loudly humming Preussens gloria*
 * [[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] Rhodesian Nationalism - Rhodesians never die!
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - My inspiration. Glad to have you back!
 * [[File:PCB-Homophobia.png]] Homophobia - NO HOMO
 * [[File:PCB-Transphobia.png]] Transphobia - NO TRANEE
 * [[File:SIRU.png]] Self-Insert Right Unitism - ALT-RIGHT, UNITE!
 * [[File:Floppa.png]] Floppaism - Yeah i'm a MILF! (Man, I Love Floppa.)
 * [[File:Monkey.png]] Monkeism - Monke... OOH OOH AAH!
 * [[File:CzechIdeal.png]] Czech Idealism - Mostly based.
 * [[File:Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Based dude.
 * [[File:Sin.png]] Waffleofthefuturism - This guy is hillarious. I unironically love how openly he is the biggest TurboAuthright on this wiki. Too extreme for me but in a good way.
 * [[File:Protoeuanf.png]] Proto-Euanism - Damn, this guy used to be so based!
 * [[File:Faust.png]] Faustianism - Pure Basedness!

Friends

 * [[File:Identi.png]] [[File:Identi2.png]] Identitarianism - DEFEND EVROPA! Not from non whites but from non Christians, The pan Europeanism is also kinda cringe tho, i prefer having my own lil country.
 * [[File:Soccap.png]] Social Capitalism - Almost perfect economy, just move the focus point a bit more from welfare and more towards jobs and opportunities.
 * [[File:Natcon.png]] National Conservatism - Definetly the most based mainstream ideology, i'll gladly vote for you!
 * [[File:Rpop.png]] Right-Wing Populism - Yeah, same as above!
 * [[File:Reactlib.png]] Reactionary Liberalism - Otherwise based but not perfect economics.
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] Constitutional Monarchism - Preserve tradition.
 * [[File:Tradcon.png]] Classical Conservatism - Same as above, but needs more nationalism. Also very bri'ish for some reason.
 * [[File:Altr.png]] Alt-Right - Based chud, if you ignore all the pagan larping, femboys, nazcels, other degenerates and overall weird views on stuff like race, religion and American Nationalism. Then it just gets weird and embarassing...
 * [[File:Altl.png]] Alt-Lite - Based chud! Sometimes too moderate tho.
 * [[File:Nothisispatrick.png]] Daveism - Mostly pretty based tbh.
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - I could always watch those leftoids be eaten by lions! LOL :D
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Could move a bit less economically right and more authoritarian, but overall a pretty based dude.
 * [[File:Rwsjw.png]] Right-Wing SJW - Yea, i can relate!
 * [[File:Typicalfan icon.png]] Typicalfan1ism - Not bad tbh...
 * [[File:Neo Daveism.webp]] Neo-Daveism - Still super fucking based for a Socialist.
 * [[File:ChristConservF.png]] SomeCrusaderism - Based but kinda too moderate. Still made me realize that Ethnic Nationalism is un Christian.
 * [[File:Typicalfan.png]] Neo-Typicalfan1ism - Good values, just isn't that fanatical about them as i am, also a bit too libertarian and economially right wing, but otherwise alright.

Positive Frenemies

 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism - I sometimes really sympathize with you and i'm willing to work with you, but I won't support you because i'm somewhat more democratic than you and not a Corporatist.
 * [[File:Conserv.png]] Conservatism - Not cringe at all, but really boring and too moderate. What exactly are you trying to conserve?
 * [[File:Nazcaptransh.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - Overall a pretty based dude, but you are taking everything way too far, basically me on steroids. Also is a.........WEEB!
 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyapersonism - Pretty based otherwise but cringe multiculturism and way too economically right-wing.
 * [[File:NEOMETBOL.png]] Neo-Metbolism - Mostly still as based as og Metbolism and i genuinely wouldn't mind living under this. Cringe Anarchism and Socialism tho...
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Wayyy too economically right and a bit too libertarian and anti-environmentalist, but otherwise quite based, i'm just gonna put this in positive frenemies beacause you are a frenemy of the Inkybusters. You are also a great ally in the pcba civil war but not worthy of becoming our new leader now that og Metbolism is dead.
 * [[File:Oiboioiismicon.png]] Oiboioiism - You are a great based ally in the fight against the leftoids and i am glad you are back, however i am still aware that you might be a larper which is why i am a bit cautious about you.

Negative frenemies

 * [[File:Deepe.png]] Deep Ecology - Animals should have some protective rights, but they are not our equals! Pentti Linkola was based tho ngl.
 * [[File:Potashism.png]] Potashism - Cringe ideology, but is an inkybuster which is based.
 * Euanism - Cringe ideology, but a nice dude.

Enemies

 * [[File:Libtard.png]] Liberalism - Libtard!
 * [[File:MiniWholesome.png]] Wholesome 100ism - The current state of Reddit nowadays: EpIc KeAnU cHuNgUs PoGgErS bAsEd CrInGe111!!!! WhOlsOm 100 OmG BiG cHunGus SayS tRanS RIgHtS!!111!!! I miss the time when Reddit actually had free speech and no childish fucking idiots.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] National Socialism - Antisemitism is cool and all but  why did you have to start such a horrible world war and commit mass genocide? Also you kinda ruined Christianity.
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTism - Lol gae!
 * [[File:Trans.png]] Transgenderism - Oh you're transgender, name every suicide method!
 * [[File:Catarchytangle2.png]] Catarchy - Well... this just sounds like a typical dystopia so i'm gonna put it here. Still better than Airisuism tho...
 * [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] Inkyism - I almost find it hard to believe that people with this cringe unironic ideologies actually exist. Also a cringe janny tyrant. (Haha Inkyism more like Stinkyism!) But he has made a few good decisions during his reddit mod+discord mod+wiki mod giga basement dweller career.
 * [[File:ProgNeoCorp.png]] Progressive Neo-Corporatism - Yeah... pretty cringe.
 * [[File:United Russia.png]] Putinism - Based Social Conservatism and a fellow Judo lover, but is standing in the way of Greater Finland, and a bit scary sometimes. Also mega fucking corrupt and a kinda shit leader tbh..

Sworn enemies

 * [[File:Neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - Lmao, the annoying Trans-Anarcho-Weebist is now a Rojava larper too!
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] Marxism - Do people seriously still believe in this old fart of an ideology lmao.
 * [[File:PCB-Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communism - FUCKING CRINGE ASS LOSER.
 * [[File:Anqueer.png]] Queer Anarchism - Hello cringe department this is an emergency!
 * [[File:Anfem.png]] Anarcha Feminism - I gotta say this....... Go back to the kitchen lol!
 * [[File:Prog.png]] Progressivism - SOY
 * [[File:SJW icon.png]] SJW - Crybaby.
 * [[File:CHAZism-icon.png]] CHAZism - Haha get rekt!
 * [[File:Antifa.png]] Antifa - Lol these losers talk big and act tough, but never achieve anything!
 * [[File:Vaush.png]] Vaushism - Goddamn horse cock loving, child porn watching, retarded ass neckbeard leftoid.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - Starving commie scum.
 * [[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] Airisuism - If cringe was an ideology.
 * [[File:Oofit icon.png]] Oofitism - YUCK!
 * [[File:AirOof.png]] AirisuOofitism - Double EW.
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought - *SIGH* Very bruh...
 * [[File:Samikakoism ball.png]] Samikakoism - Ew, i stepped in shit!
 * [[File:Plend-icon.png]] Plenderplarism - What the fuck?
 * Incel.png Incelism - Absolute degenerate coomer stinky poop ideology, you are to me what TERFS are to queer feminists. Holy shit go outside and touch grass and take a shower and talk to women and stuff like that...