Penis Compass

The Penis Compass is a a graph devised by Oof am i right lads which measures penis size based off two axis:
 * Size (How long or short your penis is)
 * Girth (How wide or skinny your penis is)

The reason for this is because people often see penis size through only one spectrum, the formerly mentioned size spectrum. However this just simply isn't the only way to measure penis size, and to do it only one way is foolish.

Hence, the Penis Compass was created to accurately measure penis size via a dual-coordinate graph (or "compass") that will account for both length and girth.

Quadrants
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Center
If you landed in or near the center, this means you have a well-rounded penis: not too big, not too small; not too skinny, not too girthy. These penises are sometimes called "average sized".

Most, if not all, Centrist ideologies would be placed in this area.

Big and Girthy
If you landed in the "Big and Girthy" (Green) quadrant, this means you have penis which is considerably large in both length and girth.

Shrekism is an example of an ideology which would be placed in this quadrant (hence its color), as with Robotnikism (aka Pingasism).

Ingcock would be an example of an ideology which would be placed in the off-compass section of this quadrant.

Small and Girthy
If you landed in the "Small and Girthy" (Blue) quadrant, this means you have a penis which is short in length, but considerably girthy. A penis which is wider than it is long is called a "Chode".

Sonicism, Shadowism and the   Boohbah deities    are examples of ideologies that have chodes.

Overbism does not have a chode but is still in this quadrant.

Big and Not Girthy
If you landed in the "Big and Not Girthy" (White) quadrant, this means you have a penis which is considerably long in length, but not very girthy.

Small and Not Girthy
If you landed in the "Small and Not Girthy" (Pink) quadrant, this means you have a penis which is both considerably short in length and girth. These types of penises are commonly called "micro-penises" and are ranked as the least coveted of all.

Micronationalism is an example of an ideology which would be placed in this quadrant and Edwinism is an example of an ideology which would be placed in the off-compass section of this quadrant.

Non-Quadrant
If your penis is non-quadrant, it may be changing size and shape constantly. This is sometimes referred to as "erectile dysfunction". Another reason one might be non-quadrant is because they may be a female and thus not have a penis.

Videos

 * Sonic and Shadow Rate Your C*ck
 * Randy Marsh and the penis equation