Lipostocracy

Lipostocracy is an ideology ruled by the fattest. They advocate and encourage obesity for those in this society. A census is recorded every year to check each one's weight, body index, ect.. Those that are fatter than the leader will become leader. If two or more are fatter, then the fatter of the bunch will be chosen as leader.

Personality and behavior
Lipostocracy is very gluttonous and is either eating something, or looking for something to eat. He will frequently pull out a "snack" that could feed a medium sized family, usually while waiting for his order at whatever fast food restaurant he's at. Despite this, he usually turns his nose up at food such as fruits or vegetables, calming them to be "rabbit food" and "unfit for a big strong American man like me".

Lipostocracy is so fat, he couldn't move, but he gets around places in a cart, which will collapse under Lipostocracy's weight eventually when he becomes fat enough. Lipostocracy has a passion for fast food and watching mukbang videos.

Lipostocracy is a ball portrayed as the sin of gluttony, as it eats so much to continuously get fatter.

Also likes diet soda.

Praxis

 * 1) Gain as much weight as possible (your end goal should be no less than 180kgs (~400 lbs))
 * 2) Acquire mobility scooter
 * 3) Go to Walmart
 * 4) Yell at staff because you can't get through the aisles

Practitioners

 * Honey Boo-Boo
 * [[File:Cwcball.png]] Chris-Chan
 * William Howard Taft
 * Ba-Ba
 * [[File:Redditball.png]] Redditors
 * The King who "ate himself to death"
 * [[File:DisMod.png]] Discord Mods
 * Big Smoke
 * Fat Albert
 * Your mom
 * Moviebob
 * Tarrare (Failed Lipostocrat)
 * [[File:Juche.png]] Kim Jong-un
 * Chris Christie
 * The humans in Wall-E

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a large, wide ball with a flat stop at the bottom.
 * 2) Fill in with white.
 * 3) Draw 2 yellow dexters on each side.
 * 4) Draw a yellow burger symbol.
 * 5) Draw in the eyes.
 * 6) Draw in the cheek lines.
 * 7) Optional: Draw a size large McDonalds cup.

You're done!

Friends

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - Without you I would have no praxis
 * [[File:Meatball icon.png]] Meatball - Yummy......
 * [[File:PMNM.png]] Crabbyism - Mmmmm..... Crabby
 * [[File:Cheesef.png]] Cheese - Boy I do love me some cheese!
 * [[File:Mushmod.png]] Mushroom Model - Mmmmm...... Mushrooms
 * [[File:Lamuellaicon.png]] Lamuella Model [[File:Sandwitch-removebg-preview (2).png]] - Yum, Sandwiches!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Veganapolit.png]] Vegan Apoliticism - Burgers, sure. But, soy burgers?
 * [[File:Cummiest-Pieism-icon.png]] Cummiest-Pieism - I don't know if it would be right for me to eat you, but a big boy's gotta eat I guess.
 * [[File:Burgersys.png]] Burgerdian System - OMG it looks so delicious and kawaii! but it keeps giving me a funny look.
 * [[File:Tomato.png]] Tomato System - The only things you're good for is ketchup, hot sauce and pizza
 * [[File:Watermelonism.png]] Watermelonism - Rabbit food, even though you taste good

Enemies

 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - "I hAvE nEvEr SeEn A tHiN pErSoN dRiNkInG dIeT cOkE"  yes. 
 * [[File:Cherry Icon.png]] Cherryism - Rabbit food
 * [[File:Lemon.png]] Lemonism - Rabbit food
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Sexocracy - Make Lunch, not love that's my motto
 * [[File:Mellontikofagitoismball 1.png]] Mellontikofagitoism - Why don't you like Fast Food?
 * [[File:Skinny.png]] Malthusocracy - You stick trying to make me eat a salad? At least I can snap sticks in half
 * [[File:Vegarch.png]] Veganarchism - I WANT MY FUCKIN CHEESE BURGER!!
 * [[File:Ansports.png]] Anarcho-Sports - Stop forcing me to exercise! I want to eat!
 * [[File:ML.png]] Communists - [Communism no food joke Num. 5169]
 * [[File:Communism No Foodism.png]] Communism No Foodism - [Communism no food joke Num. 5170]
 * [[File:Satoser.png]] Satoserism - Why do you hate me so much?
 * [[File:Burgsys.png]] Burgundian System - You too?