Polcompball Poetry Club

Some stupid fanfic. I regret everything.

Main Characters

 * [[File:Meddarko.png]] Darko
 * [[File:Baconicon.png]] Bacon
 * [[File:16384chan.png]] 16384Chan
 * [[File:Real2x2.png]] 2x2Master
 * [[File:AryanMonarchBow.png]] ChaosWight2

Minor Characters

 * [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] TheGhostOfInky
 * [[File:Jihad.png]]
 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]]
 * [[File:Polpot.png]]
 * [[File:Pseudoscientocracy.png]] Pseudoscientocracy
 * Might add more, idk

Chapter 0
- What the fuck… Where am I? Did I die? - Yo. - OH GOD ITS SATAN!!! - Calm your marbles. Just got word from god that you did some pretty fun things. So you know the drill. - Am I going to burn alive in a pit for billions of years? - Nah, I got bored of that ever since I sent Videla down there. You’ll be doing something much worse. - And what is that?… - YOU’RE GOING TO WRITE A FANFICTION ON POLCOMPBALLANARCHY.MIRAHEZE.ORG. - NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Chapter 1
''The morning sun rises over Polcompville. It is everybody’s favorite day of the week. The dreaded Monday. For some, the beginning of the week symbolizes a fresh start. After all, last week is now history, a fossil to be displayed in the museum of your life. However, for most, it means that your alarm clock is clawing and screaming at you to move on from the day or two of bliss you had. This includes our protagonist.''

- Ugh… Five more minutes…

- Stupid alarm clock… I wish Tito would smite it already so I can fucking sleep.

Darko grabs the nearest object, his mathematics textbook, and proceeds to throw it at the alarm clock. The alarm clock falls to the floor and breaks.

- Ah shit… Thats the tenth time this month… I guess I should get ready for school now.