Communism

Communism, Also known as the "Alt-Left", is an ideology proposed by Karl Marx and Engels, it has been interpreted many times by many different leaders who opposed Capitalism and/or Imperialism. Communism calls for the abolition of Private Property and all of it's by-products which include the entire systems of Capitalism, Imperialism (Private Property laws bring about exploitation of foreign contries) and, most controversially, organised Religion. Private Property and the system surrounding it refers to the idea that by simply owning a piece of property, a person can absorb all profit made by labour done with or on the property, often delivering a wage to the workers. These Property owners are the Capitalists. Instead there should only be Public Property, State Property and *your* Property (car, bed, phone, dog etc.)

Personality
He likes people who work hard, he dislikes the people they work for. Capitalists, Fascists, Anarchists and Imperialists hate him. He likes Stalin sometimes, but not always (who does?). Gives China a participation trophy for trying their best. May be caught explaining why the IRA aren't terrorists. But most famously will claim that he is the REAL Nationalist because he actually wants to help his nation (yeah, he also doesn't like trotsky, hates that guy)

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Fill the ball with red (#FF0000)
 * 3) Add the eyes and you're done!

Friends
- We are nothing without eachother. - We are the Man of steel. - The source of my existence - You spread me across this world more than anything else, I would be nothing without you. - L Landlords - You know how to bring people together alright, Connolly would've been lost without you. - You cannot kill what you can't see - You've been a great comrade - Real Feminism

Frenemies
-You know that I want to like you, make it easier. -You attract a working class following, address some problems for workers and oppose taxation. You have potential but for some reason you fail to act on it. - Lol.

Enemies
- My arch-nemesis. - Capitalism pretending to care. - No where close to Socialism, literally just a delusional, racist, imperialist. Make no mistake, I will always win. - I bet you didn't see me coming - God is the absence of Money. Money is the Devil and the Church is Private Property. - Fuck Makhno. - Fuck Trotsky. - You're proof that I'm the answer. - You're not the real Communism, you're a loser. - They think you are me? how? - You're not special, you're a human, it's common sense. Also the Tsar is in hell. - Attacking small businesses isn't okay, I don't care what you stand for.