Swag Dog ' s Awesome Polcomp ballin' story

Characters:
quarkism

cheese

the actual story
hi quarkism :)

hi cheese :)

let's have lots of hardcore gay sex :)

yes :)

(they then have lots of hardcore gay sex)

Starring:
swaeg dog is m - as himself

family guy funny moments ism - as da family guy drone

democracy - as itself

[no icon :(] kalachevism - as the swag dog's VP

ayo it's swaeg dog ism and here's the story of how i became the emperor of a town called izm*r 🤢🤮

so it go:

hmmm today i will totally not do politics

ATTENTION TO ALL DA RETARD CITY SLIKKKAZ

IT BE DA ELECTION DAY

damn i just gotta run

if i only had a VP

i should probably go to da park

* le walking at le park*

* clueless*

oh hi swaeg dog ism

hi kalachevism

* le idea*

wanna be my vice president?

sure.

* le campaigning*

fugg we can't win

* le idea x2*

* calls family guy funny moments ism*

yo can you like help us strike da pollz

why?

it be a real family guy funny moment

so true!

* drone strikes le pollz*

fuck we now don't have da election results

ATTENTION ALL DA RETARD CITY SLIKKKAZ

I GOT DA REZULTZ

swaeg dog ism - 100%

da othaz - 0%

dam ig swaeg dog/kalachev win