MetbolFloppaism

Metbolist JoeyFloppaism, also known as MetbolFloppaism, is a right unity ideology that believes that homosexuality should be suppressed and the market completely liberated in order to revitalize America to transcend all else. He is a strain of Libertarian Conservatism, but he is estranged because of some authoritarianism. He believes prostitution should be illegal, while free sex and masturbation should be heavily despised. He supports a free internet, even if it involves pornography. He is a right unity ideology that sometimes sympathizes with illiberal JoeyFloppaism due to the authoritarian aspect of Metbol.

He heavily sympathizes with reactionarism and supports the reduction of degeneracy in order to bring back America and make it transcend all else. His ideas may be akin to the thought of the 1800s, or even a futuristic version of time's thought. He supports government in order to protect cultural values and the NAP from being violated. He believes that homosexuality and alternative lifestyles are a disgrace to the country, but does not take that to the same magnitude which National Traditionalism does.

How to draw
You're done!
 * Draw a ball with a stubby tail. It should resemble a boo.
 * Draw white Nordic cross with a black outline.
 * Draw a thick black line going up and though the Nordic cross.
 * Fill the top-left and bottom-right quadrants pale yellow.
 * Fill the top-right and bottom-left quadrants brown.
 * Draw a deep blue heraldic cat in the top-left quadrant.
 * Add the eyes.

Friends

 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - You are based and your pills are red.
 * [[File:Homophobia.png]] Homophobia - The homosexual way of living and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Uber based.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Quite redpilled as well.
 * [[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia - Transgenderism is preventing America from being revitalized and reinvigorated.
 * [[File:Afunflop.png]] AfunFloppaism - Uber based and redpilled.
 * [[File:Antiairi.png]] Anti-Airisuism - Amazing JoeyFloppaist dude.
 * [[File:Conserv.png]] - Very based.
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] - Best minarchy.
 * [[File:Hoppe.png]] - If anarchy ever flies our way, you are the one I look to.

Frenemies

 * [[File:BHLflop.png]] Bleeding-Heart JoeyFloppaism - Markets based, but you think decadence is fine.
 * [[File:Bhl.png]] - Markets based, but thinks whoring is acceptable even out on the streets.
 * [[File:Nazcapf.png]] - Kinda based but too anti-semitic.
 * [[File:National Traditionalism.png]] National Traditionalism - Too extreme even for me, but we can both agree on why homosex is just so (((cringe))).
 * [[File:Qtrad.png]] Queer Traditionalism - Redpilled ideas are cool, but you are one of (((them))). And I hate the fence so much on this thing I have to tell you; you cannot be a Christian and one of (((them)))!
 * [[File:Heternaz.png]] Heteronationalism - Too extreme even for me, but we can both agree on why (((they))) have sh*tty lifestyles.

Enemies

 * [[File:Airisu.png]] Airisuism - The emperor of cringe. Believes that catboys should be sex objects and that unions should rule. LET THE POOR CLEAN THEMSELVES OFF THE STREETS!!
 * [[File:Bixarchy.png]] Biarchy - (((They))) have a cringe sex orientation. They should not be ruling!
 * [[File:Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusters - NOOOOOOOO! You're a bot made by (((them))).
 * [[File:Authprog.png]] Authoritarian Progressivism - Rule of soy.
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] - Sounds like a homosexual plot to me.
 * [[File:Joeycringeicon.png]] JoeyCringeism - Like Joeybusters but after they have to finally calm the heck down because [[File:Inkyism.png]] the mods made [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] him content moderator.