Alt-Right SJWism

Alt-Right SJWism is a joke ideology that combines elements of the online far-left (nicknamed as SJWs) and the online far-right (nicknamed as the Alt-Right.) Alt-Right SJWism's political beliefs are also extremely confusing and contradictory.

Friends

 * [[File:National SJW.png]] National SJW - Literally me!
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - Based and redpilled.
 * [[File:SJW.png]] SJW - Slay queen!
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] - Based and wokepilled!
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - Even more based than the last one!
 * [[File:Aftrad.png]] African Traditionalism - Is reactionary and supports LGBT rights and African American liberation? BASED!
 * [[File:Progreact.png]] Progressive Reactionarism - Even better!
 * [[File:ScientificRacism.png]] - Black people are oppressed because they genetically have low IQs!
 * [[File:Biolen.png]] Biological Leninism - That's why we need to elevate them to a higher position!
 * [[File:Ethplur.png]] - We must segregate ourselves from those [REDACTED] to protect them from white oppression.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - Critical support for comrade Hitler, a true revolutionary who stood against AmeriKKKan imperialism and animal cruelty!
 * [[File:Statlib.png]] - Those low-IQ minorities must be saved from their savage behavior and instead embrace white, liberal values.
 * [[File:WEF-Icon.png]] Schwabism - An aryan ubermensch from the great German nation who will create a world-wide fourth reich ruled by the white elite. All whilst spreading the truth that bigots don't want to hear.
 * [[File:Multicult.png]] - If everyone is a subhuman then noone is. True equality.
 * [[File:EuroAtlanticism]] The West - We should keep the West white and spread Western LGBT and feminist ideas throughout the world!
 * [[File:Whitelib.png]] White Liberalism - Supporting LGBT inclusivity while being white? Based!
 * [[File:Manosphere]] - Supporting strict gender roles while most of you are minorities? Based!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Nazfem.png]] - Good views on men and jews, but why are you a transphobic bigot?
 * [[File:Intersectionality.png]] Intersectionality - A social analysis that I can stand behind. You did, however, forget to include the white middle aged incels, truly the most oppressed minority group.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - Good views. Too bad that capitalism is controlled by (((whites and Jews))).
 * [[File:Nacc.png]] N-Word Accelerationism - Saying [REDACTED] to end discrimination. Awesome, but what will I then use as a slur against them?

Enemies

 * [[File:Conserv.png]] - Isn't a racist OR an anti-racist, and doesn't support LGBT. Boring *yawn
 * [[File:Slaveism icon.png]] Slavery - Slavery is bad, because it brought Africans to the USA!
 * [[File:Gero.png]] and [[File:Apolit.png]]  - Why do you not like my political ideas? Stop calling me ageist slurs and telling me to get off the internet!
 * [[File:Shapirocube.png]] Shapiroism - Disgusting centrist that hates identity politics.
 * [[File:Rwsjw.png]] Right-Wing SJW - THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY “ALT-RIGHT SJW!”