Ertoism

Ertoism is the ideology of Tuvalu Ulterior (a fictional country from the Spanish version of  called Inciclopedia) under the rule of  Mamostá "Mam" Erto (2000-2007). It's economically centre-right (although variants like  are economically more right-wing), as it mixes sexocratic economy with oligarchic characteristics, like the whores being the most powerful economic bloc in the society.

History
In late 1990s (specially in 1999) Tuvalu Ulterior, under the last years of Gergobel Rozo's government, there was a social-political-economic crisis, so Tuvalu Ulterior's socialist government had to surrender and convocate elections, so  Mamostá "Mam" Erto won and became president.

His policies were mostly sexocratic, as he reopened brothels, promoted the sell of sex videos/videotapes. But there was a problem: all the fame and glory (as well as the ey) went to the whores; the aesthetically handicapped got nothing. They could not even be with the workers, as they were busy serving, the  , the  ministers of the USA and the  Arab. Erto's government was also authoritarian, so opposition was repressed, which would result in the 2006-2007 Tuvalí Revolution, which will be seen below.

The first person who tried to overthrow Erto was  (an extremist revolutionary guerrilla fighter who wanted acceptation and dignity for aesthetically handicapped people, also known for being Putaleka's mayor during the 1994-1999 period), who was arrested until 2006. In 2006, Tío1.jpg, who disguised as a mangy horse, started coordinating revolutionary actions to end with the whore's rule and to liberate the country. So he gathered his armies and supporters in Putaleka and close territories, in a fierce battle against Erto's government, together they formed the Opartid Tío Aesperanz (O.T.A., Tío Hope Party, which fought to end discrimination). Mam sent his soldiers, but there was a problem, they were chaste, so that was the opportunity for Tio1 to overthrow him.

When Erto surrendered in 2007, elections were called, where the  (the triple O, "Organized Armed Group") and the OTA participated, by 90% approval, the OTA won (votes to the OTA = 2; votes to the OOO = 1; total votes = 3) and the government of Tio1.jpg began, which was based on human rights and.

[[File:Chica1jpg.png]] Chica1ism
While Mam Erto became Tuvalu Ulterior's president,  became Putaleka's major in 1999, without anyone knowing how or why; it seems she was the only one who filled in the form correctly.

Interestingly, Mam Erto's pornographic/sexocratic measures, combined with Chica1.jpg's  policies, resulted in Putaleka's enrichment, now becoming "world's sex capital". But there was a problem: all the fame and glory (as well as the ey) went to the whores; the aesthetically handicapped got nothing. They could not even be with the workers, as they were busy serving, the  , the  ministers of the USA and the  Arab.

On 1 October 2007, Tio1.jpg stepped out of the shadows. In the city's main square, he declared an end to Putaleka, the discriminatory name for aesthetically handicapped people, and inaugurated Tio1grad, the land of equality. Immediately the forces of the OTA, the party of the revolution, were assembled and the town was taken. Chica1.jpg was forced to resign, and on October 3rd, victory was celebrated.

In 2007, Chica1.jpg returned from exile and, being again the only candidate, became mayor. Her measures attempted to "separate the brothel from the state", for which the school "Le Vagés" was closed and replaced by a library. It was a bad decision, as 98% of the city's population was illiterate; moreover, the cost of the construction was so high that it caused a global economic crisis that reached its peak in 2009. Although the planet survived, Tio1grad did not recover until several years after Chica1.jpg's death in 2009.

Personality
TBA

Friends

 * [[File:AuthSexocracy.png]] Authoritarian Sexocracy - Basically me.
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Sexocracy - Basically me but not necessarily authoritarian.
 * [[File:Coomerismicon.png]] Coomerism - *Faps at sex videos*
 * [[File:Discrim.png]] Sexual Discriminationism - Aesthetically handicapped people are not equal to whores, GET IT YOU [[File:Tio1jpg.png]] OTA SCUM!
 * [[File:Cumpital.png]] Cumpitalism - My economy, especially in [[File:Chica1jpg.png]].
 * [[File:Capitalism.png]] - You are based when combined with sexocracy.
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] - Capitalism + Sexocracy + Authoritarianism = ULTRABASED Although why did [[File:Chica1jpg.png]] you later introduce anti-sexocratic policies?
 * [[File:Oligarchy.png]] - When whores (aka female sexocratic oligarchs) having all fame, glory, money and power.
 * [[File:Corp.png]] - Ah yes, the state intervening in favor of oligarchs whores and protecting them from oppositors/rebels, COOL.
 * [[File:Plutocrat.png]] - Putaleka became rich under my rule although only for a few people.
 * [[File:PolState.png]] - Arresting and/or repressing oppositors? ULTRABASED
 * [[File:Mat-0.png]] - All power and money to the whores!
 * [[File:Yeltsin.png]] Yeltsinism - Basically my Russian version. Post-socialism, oligarchs (even though it's better when they are female), unequality, unemployment, the 1993 coup d'etat and prostitution industry growing under your government? ULTRABASED
 * [[File:Tio2ism.png]] Tío2ism - Thanks for allying with oligarchs higher powers to coup on Tío1.jpg's sucessor and restoring Chica1.jpg as Tio1grad's mayor! Although why did you let [[File:Chica1jpg.png]] her introduce anti-sexocratic policies and didn't restore Tio1grad's name to Putaleka?

Frenemies

 * [[File:Prog.png]] - It's a good thing that you want women to have power and that you are somewhat permissive in sexual stuff, but why do you hate discrimination and some sexocratic policies?
 * [[File:Kak.png]] - Totally not me, so please stop accusing me of being crazy. If Tio1grad went into crisis, it's because of [[File:Anti-sex.png]] anti-sexocratic policies and [[File:Tio1jpg.png]] OTA scum.

Enemies

 * [[File:Rozo.png]] Rozoism - Get rekt lmfao, marxist anti-prostitution shitass. Mass-raping people and couping Tío1 was based though.
 * [[File:ML.png]] - Just die.
 * [[File:Tio1jpg.png]] - REEEEEEEEEEE EXTREMIST TERRORIST LEFTARD WHO ENDED MY LEGACY! AESTHETICALLY HANDICAPPED PEOPLE WILL NEVER BECOME EQUAL TO WHORES! TÍO2.JPG MAY HAVE DONE WRONG THINGS, BUT SURE HE DID A LOT OF GOOD WHEN OVERTHROWING YOUR SUCESSOR!
 * [[File:Conservative.png]] - You hate "degeneracy" and other cultural parts of our glorious sexocratic system, so fuck you and get inprisoned!
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] - Shit + Shit = Double Shit

Inciclopedia (in Spanish)

 * Tío1grad
 * Tuvalu Ulterior
 * History of Tuvalu Ulterior