PCB Anarchy civil war

The Begining
It was a day like any other on the PCB Anarchy wiki. Potash was making jokes that made absolutely zero sense, Airisu was editing comments on the transphobia page, Angrybirdstd was sending news from radical right-wing alternative news websites, Joey was just editing large numbers of pages on the wiki, Inky was busy being the best mod, Jade was busy banning people for almost no reason, and Gabrialduffey was making flags. Then from the sea of PCB Anarchy, a ship appeared in the distance. Metbol was on that ship and he was ready to do a coup on the PCB mod team and put all of the right wingers in positions of power. He was planning to do a purge of all leftists afterwards. Metbol then arrived on the PCB Anarchy Island. Airisu (who was head of the leftist army of PCB Anarchy) decided to announce it on the radio and said: "Attention all leftists, Metbol is trying to do a coup on the PCB Anarchy mods and wants to purge all leftists and make himself the dictator! If you are at all dedicated to your ideals, grab your weapons and fight!" Many people on both the left and right heard this and the leftists went to join Airisu while the Right-Wingers went to join Metbol. The first battle then begun

The First Battle
Airisu first asked Metbol "How can we compromise? I don't want to hurt any of you?" Metbol replied "WHEN ALL OF YOU DEGENERATES ARE DEAD! FIRE!" Many guns then fired from the right wingers and the bullets were narrowly avoided by most although Sorcerersilas got hit and Inky quickly took him to the hospital. "Well in that case, FIRE BACK!" Said Airisu. The leftists then all fired and managed to hit Metbol, wounding him very badly. Airisu then rushed in to grab Metbol and ran off with him. She then ran to the ship Metbol came on and drove off to the prison Island with him. When she came back the leftists had already captured all of the right wingers and thrown them in the local prisons. Inky was then sent to prison Island to guard Metbol.

The Escape
During the night while the leftists were asleep, JoeyFloppa planned to make his escape. He then snuck through the bars because he's a ghost and escaped. He then got on the ship and drove over to the prison Island. Inky then spotted JoeyFloppa and grabbed his gun. JoeyFloppa had also brought his gun and they started firing. Inky quickly dodged and fired back with JoeyFloppa dodging as well. Then, JoeyFloppa got shot in the head from behind. It was Sorcerersilas who had just recovered and come back for revenge against Joey even though he was usually a pacifist. JoeyFloppa survived and was furious. He quickly broke Metbol out and they escaped on the ship. Inky and Sorcerersilas were then stuck. But then, Inky noticed a little sailboat by the edge of the Island and they went back slowly on that

The Return
Once they got back Metbol was nowhere to be found and they heard swords clashing. Rechtewig and Czech Idealist were busy fighting in a larpy sword fight. Inky tried to join in by firing at Czech Idealist but he deflected the bullet with his sword and said "This is a nobel sword fight between 2 gentlemen, not some uncivilized gun fight between degenerates!" And Rechetwig said "Yeah and I don't even want to be seen by you guys, you're all degenerates!" They then decided to search for other people (The search will continue next chapter) The fight between Rechtewig and Czech Idealist then continued. It was getting nowhere so Czech Idealist decided to jump up super high and stab down below but he ended up creating so much energy he made himself very dizzy in the process and missed Rechtewig. Rechtewig then went in for a stab and succeeded. Czech Idealist was still alive and conscious but then when he saw that the blood on him was red he freaked out because it reminded him of natives (which he thinks are subhuman) and passed out. When Rechtewig was about to deal the final blow, JoeyFloppa suddenly came out from a portal in the ground and grabbed Czech Idealist and went back through. Rechtewig was enraged that he didn't manage to kill Czech Idealist and started yelling incomprehensible noises.

The Park
Inky and Sorcerersilas then decided to split up to continue the search. Sorcerersilas went to the PCB Anarchy park and saw Jade and Potash having an argument. Potash was trying to explain why Jade's ideology is actually Bill Gates' true ideology. Jade then got super mad at how stupid that was and grew huge with his mod powers. He started wrecking different parts of the park. Potash got mad at that and got in his Tachanka with Sorcerersilas. He tried firing at Jade a few times but it was no use, Jade was too strong. Then Potash realized that if he called Bill Gates and got him to say his ideology was Jadeism, Jade would lose all of his anger and current power. He then called Bill Gates who actually answered. Potash then launched himself into Jade's giant ear and asked Bill Gates "What's your true ideology Bill Gates?" He answered "Oh yeah I'm actually a Jadeist" Jade shrunk after hearing this and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then went back to his normal size. Jade was now very weak compared to Potash as he only had a knife while Potash had a tachanka and fired at Jade knocking him out. They then threw him in the local prison.

The Ambush
Oofit, a masterful logistician, was holed up in the leftist listening post, a dramatic locale partially embedded into an even more dramatic snowy mountain. He was carefully studying the local region and the little information that had been provided to him about the enemy combatant movements to supply the leftist troops. He had perfectly planned this, when he realized that these are both relatively small armies, and that he didn't have anyone who could serve as a courier. At this point he sighed, tied a comically large bag of supplies to his back, and started trotting towards the forward camp East of the PCB Anarchy park. About halfway to his destination, he found himself in some sort of ravine, and like everything where there's dramatic travelling and a ravine, some rocks or trees or something fell and obstructed his path. He naively turned around to see another pile of miscellaneous path obstruction, atop of which was Heinrich-Cheung, standing smugly with an Uzi pointed towards the terrified Oofit (ironically an Israeli gun). Heinrich-Cheung collected Oofit's supplies before breaking into monologues, giving Oofit the reassurance that yes, he was going to get some sort of deus-ex machina. In the meantime, he started brainstorming quippy retorts for whenever this happened. Heinrich-Cheung, annoyed that he was beginning to run out of monologue and the deus-ex machina had not yet arrived, began to fire into the air out of boredom and frustration. Eventually, Heinrich and Oofit began playing Go Fish to pass time. A few hours later, a cavalry horn that had lost all it's surprise sounded, and a helicopter appeared with a sheepish-looking Slavriech was hanging out of it, profusely apologizing for his tardiness. A sleeping Oofit quickly woke up, dryly delivered his quippy line, and was pulled up by Slavriech. Heinrich-Cheung boredly rued Slavriech and Oofit before marching back to the nearest rightist encampment and turned in the recovered supplies, explaining the now-severed supply-line Oofit was responsible for setting up.

The Castle
Kira Kween was desperately searching for some right wingers eagerly to fight because they had all escaped since they were captured at first. Kira Kween was walking through the lush woods and saw a large castle which was quite beautiful with Based and Jedpilled sitting on a throne at the center. Kira Kween then excitedly ran up to fight Based and Jedpilled because they had a gun while Based and Jedpilled only had a bow and was a larpy monarchist. First Kira Kween tried to reason with Based and Jedpilled's guards but they would not find any luck. Kira Kween then brought out their gun and threatened the guards who raised their hands as a sign of surrender and fear. Next there was a main pathway in the front of them and 2 large castle towers to the side of them. Kira Kween then went up one of the towers to spy on Based and Jedpilled and his rightist mysteries. Then Kira Kween jumped off the tower not even hurting themselves somehow and they enthusiastically said "I challenge you to a duel, Based and Jedpilled!" Based and Jedpilled then said "I will never surrender to a leftist degenerate like you!" They then went to Based and Jedpilled's larpy dueling room. Then on of his guards shouted fight! and the battle commenced. Based and Jedpilled fired his bow at Kira Kween who quickly dodged. But the arrows of this bow were no ordinary larpy medieval arrows, they were heat-tracking arrows which went back around at Kira Kween who got hit by it. They almost passed out but they decided to get back and and fired at him knocking him out completely and the guard announced Kira Kween as the winner of the duel. They then asked "Wow, I win! What did I win?" "NOTHING!" Said the guard. Kira Kween got so mad they ripped off all of the guard's armor and then they realized how muscular and masculine the guards were. Kira Kween then shouted "OMG IT'S A BARA!" and then started chasing that guard who then said "AH WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!" The other guards then tried to go after Kira Kween but they ripped off all the other guards' armor as well and they were all similarly muscular and masucline leaving to Kira Kween chasing all of them out of the castle. After that happened when Based and Jedpilled woke up, he noticed how all of his guards were gone and then when he went to check his prison room he saw a note from Kira Kween that said "Sorry Based and Jedpilled, but I had to take all of your guards because they were all hot baras and your treasure as well because I needed to spend it to go on a date with all of them at once in ancapistan." Based and Jedpilled was furious but he didn't know what else to do so he just decided to sit on his throne while thinking about it.

The Search
Gabrialduffey was walking through the woods when he found Based and Jedpilled's castle. He was confused because the castle had none of the guards it usually had so he decided to walk in and see what was going on. When he got to the throne room he saw how Based and Jedpilled looked angry. He asked "What going on Based and Jedpilled?" "Ah, Gabrialduffey, I just got all of my guards taken by one of those pesky leftists!" Based and Jedpilled replied. "Then what shold I do?" Asked Gabrialduffey. "Get the royal cat out and search for Kira Kween and I will teach proper grammar!" He answered. Based and Jedpilled then whistled and out came a large caracal. "I call him Big Floppa 2!" Said Based and Jedpilled. "How wil that help me?" Gabrialduffey asked. "You will use him to sniff out Kira Kween's scent." Based and Jedpilled answered. He then had Big Floppa 2 sniff some of Kira Kween's fur and he immediately went into the woods and towards ancapistan. Then when Gabrialduffey and Big Floppa 2 arrived in ancapistan they saw all the bright light and casinos and stuff (as well as all the child slavery) Then they went to a hotel where Big Floppa 2 smelled Kira Kween. Then when they got to the hotel room they saw Kira Kween drinking champagne. Gabrialduffey then yelled "AHA, i GOT YUO NOW!" Kira Kween then asked "What are you doing here?" Gabrialduffey replied "i WAS SENT HER TO FIND YOU AND CAPSHURE YUO AND BRING BACK BASED AND JEDPILLEDS GARDS!" One of the guards then replied "But we don't want to go back, we're having a great time here off from all of our boring jobs as guards." All the other guards nodded in agreement. Gabrialduffey then angerly replied "BUT i WAS SENT HER TO FIND YUO! BASED AND JEDPILLED PROMISED TO TECH ME PROPER GRAMER!" Gabrialduffey then brought out his gun and threatend them that if they didn't go back to Based and Jedpilled and helped him capture Kira Kween he would shoot. They then were too scared to turn that down and grabbed Kira Kween. "We're all sorry, you're a nice person, but we want to live." Said one of the guards. Gabrialduffey then brought out a cage and the guards threw Kira Kween into it. After they got back to Based and Jedpilled's castle with Kira Kween in the cage, the guards all looked very depressed and disappointed. "Why are you all so glum?" Asked Based and Jedpilled to the guards. They didn't answer. Based and Jedpilled then decided to put Kira Kween in his throne room saying "They can be my royal pet who can't even come out of their cage and hates my guts!" That night when based and Jedpilled was asleep, Kira Kween tried to make their escape. They still had their phone on them and called up Slavreich. "Hello, Slavreich. I'm currently in a cage in the throne room of Based and Jedpilled's castle, can you come and save me?" Said Kira Kween. Slavreich then said "Of course, right away! I got Oofit with me as well on this helicopter because I had to save him from being stuck in a ravine earlier." Kira Kween then responded "Ok, that sounds great be here quickly so Based and Jedpilled doesn't wake up!" 30 minutes so later Kira Kween heard the sound of a helicopter from outside and Oofit and Slavreich dropped into the throne room. "Were breaking you out, epic style!" Said Oofit. He then smashed the lock on the cage with his bat and they ran out the front and asked the guards to come on the helicopter as well. They all accepted and escaped before anyone else noticed. When Based and Jedpilled and Gabrialduffey woke up they noticed how everyone else was gone and were both furious.

The Jungle
Inky was continuing to search for the other leftists when he ran into a jungle. He then monkey noises coming from afar in the jungle. He headed the direction of them because Inky is not a fan of monkeys and he thought it sounded like his arch enemy, Silly Chimp. As he walked further and further the sound of the monkey got stronger until he finally saw Silly Chimp swing on a branch. He had a rock painted like a girl with the name Elena on it. Inky then shouted "HEY SILLY CHIMP! COME OVER HEAR AND FIGHT ME LIKE THE REACTIONARY LARPER YOU ARE!" Silly Chimp then started charging at Inky and Inky brought out his rifle and fired. Silly Chimp then got knocked back a lot at it appeared Inky has knocked him out, but then he came back up and his muscle strength increased. "What?! I thought I had beat you!" Said Inky. "You only make my strength stronger when you fire at me!" Responded Silly Chimp. Inky then asked "Then are you truly unstoppable?" Silly Chimp then charged at him one more time and knocked him back and it appeared as if Inky was passed out. Then, Inky awoke to the sound of gunshot and he saw that Potash and Sorcerersilas were firing at him in the Tachanka. Inky then said "Why are you firing at him?! It only makes him stronger!" Potash then replied "While it does make his strength stronger, we can eventually knock him out if we fire at him enough!" Potash then fired at him from his Tachanka a few times. Inky then hopped on it and launched himself over Silly Chimp (who at this point was so enormous he was trying to smash them with trees) and shot him from the top knocking him into the ground and making him pass out. As soon as Inky tried to grab his passed out body his rock girlfriend turned out not to be a rock, just a monkey that looks like a rock and she grabbed him and swung away with him. "Well at least we reunited!" Said Sorcerersilas. They then set off to find more leftists

The Age
Airisu was trying to search for the other leftists. She was running through the city streets when she bumped into Angrybirdstd. "Hey, watch it woman!" Said Angrybirdstd. "Is that you Angrybirdstd?" Said Airisu. "Yes it is, now can you give up on being a leftist and Anarchist and come with me?" Requested Angrybirdstd. A crowd of bystanders then noticed and started to watch. "Oh I would be heartbroken if she rejected him!" Said a random bystander old lady. Everyone else in the crowd nodded in agreement. Airisu then yelled angerly "I WOULD NEVER ABANDON MY BELIEFS, ESPECIALLY FOR A PERVERTED 8 YEAR OLD LOSER LIKE YOU!" Everyone in the crowd was then disappointed. "BOOO HE'S NOT 8 HE TOLD ME HE WASN'T!" Yelled someone in the crowd. The old lady then asked "How do you know he's a pervert?" "Because I've caught him jerking off to picture of me before and he admits it!" Responded Airisu. The other guy then said "That just shows how much love he is in with you! I will only give up on this ship if you can prove he's 8!" Angrybirdstd then got out his phone and called his mom. "Hey mom can you tell me which city I was born in, I need my birth certificate so I can change it. Oh ok thanks, I'll put that city on my GPS app right away." Said Angrybirdstd to his mom. No one in the crowd was paying attention to him except for Airisu. He then was running in the direction of the next city. "Hey where are you going?!" Yelled Airisu to Angrybirdstd. "Uhhh, nowhere?" Replied Angrybirdstd. She then started chasing him. "I know what you're trying to do Angrybirdstd!" She shouted to him. "You can never stop me!" He Shouted back. They then reached the next city also known shitty city. Despite the name, this city was the most beautiful city on the entirety of PCB Anarchy Island. The building were huge and beautifully built and it had many beautiful parks and museums. "Woah, I never knew I was born in such a beautiful city!" Said Angrybirdstd. "For once I agree with you on something." Said Airisu. "You know, it's never too late to give up on leftism and accept my request. We could have a great date in this city!" Said Angrybirdstd. "Ew, I would rather die before dating you!" Responded Airisu. He then responded "Well in that case!" *weakly punches Airisu in the face* "You call that a punch?!" Said Airisu. He then started running and quickly asked a guy "Where is the hospital?" He then responded "There are lots of hospitals in this city, although the nearest one is right over there by that girl chasing you before." Airisu then immediately rushed into the hospital and asked the front desk "Do you have the birth certificate of someone named Angrybirdstd?" "Let me check on the computer." Said the lady at the front desk. After she was finished checking she said "We do not have his birth certificate here, but it is at the next hospital in this city after you go through the city zoo." She answered. "Ok, thanks! Gotta go fast!" Said Airisu as she was running out the front door. She saw that Angrybirdstd was already running towards the zoo and followed. The line to the zoo was to crowded they both had to run on other people's head to get through. Angrybirdstd had a much harder time however, because all the men in the line simped for Airisu and let her run on their heads. Angrybirdstd then fell into the monkey cage. They monkeys looked very angry and he yelled at them "You want some? Well come and fight me like a man!" He then wrestled the monkeys for about an hour until the monkeys got too tired and gave up. He then jumped towards the other side and Airisu quickly jumped in and followed. Airisu then went towards the elephant cage where she got friendly with them really fast and managed to have one of the baby elephants have her ride on his back. She then rode towards the hospital, but quite slowly as she was on a baby elephant. Angrybirdstd (who went towards the ostrich cage) then noticed that she was riding on the baby elephant and jumped on one of the ostriches' backs and started choking him until he listened to his commands and darted towards the hospital with him. He then went so fast on the ostrich he busted through the hospital door. He then got off it and the lady at the front then asked "Um, sir, why are you riding on a ostrich into a hospital?" "NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! FIND MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE! MY NAME IS ANGRYBIRDSTD!" He responded. She then went to get it and gave it to him. He then grabbed a permanent marker and changed the date from 8 1/2 years ago to 13 1/2 years ago. Airisu then arrived at the front, but Angrybirdstd skillfully jumped over her and the elephant without hitting the top of the doorframe. They then both rushed back to the crowd and Angrybirdstd made it first and the crowd was armed. "We're gonna shoot you if you don't date him you liar!" Said one guy in the crowd. Angrybirdstd then closed his eyes and started leaning in for the kiss when a bus drove through the crowd which everyone dodged except for Angrybirdstd, because his eyes were closed. He got launched all the way back to the monkey cage and the monkeys were fully rejuvenated and started wrestling him again. Airisu then noticed that the bus was being driven by Aquer and got inside with her elephant. "How did you know this was happening?" Asked Airisu to Aquer. "I heard it from someone and decided to get my bus hehe." Replied Aquer. They then drove off to find other leftists

The Brazil
Inky, Potash and Sorcerersilas were riding through the jungle on Potash's tachanka to go after Silly Chimp. When they got out of the jungle they saw a gate with a sign on top that said "Bem vindo ao Brasil!" through it was a Brazilian city. "I think this says "Welcome to Brazil!" in Portuguese." Said Inky. "HOLY SHIT IT'S BRAZIL! I FUCKING LOVE BRAZIL!" Said Potash. He then somehow morphed his ball shaped body into the shape of a gigachad and said "This is what the average Brazilian looks like." "Uhhh, Potash, are you ok? That looks painful." Said Sorcerersilas. "Yes I am and I feel amazingly buff." He replied. Suddenly a bus was quickly heading towards them and gigachad Potash quickly grabbed it and held it back. When it stopped Airisu, her elephant, and Aquer got out. Airisu then immediately noticed Potash's new body and said "Potash, why do you so much more... handsome? Did puberty finally hit you?" "No, I just magically somehow morphed my body into a gigachad. Also stop flirting with me, I'm like 2 years younger than you." Replied Potash. "Ok fair enough, but it's nice to see all of you again! Maybe if we work together we can stop Metbol and save the wiki!" Then Potash said "WELL DON"T JUST STAND THERE, THIS IS BRAZIL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! LET'S GO AND SEE IT!" They then all walked through the gate and arrived in Brasilia. "Potash then immediately ran to a shop that was selling shirts of the Brazilian flag. "Hello, can I have one of these shirts?" He asked. The cashier woman then responded "Sure, sir that will be R$80." "DAMN IT I DON'T HAVE ANY BRAZILIAN MONEY WITH ME!" He replied. He then saw a fountain and jumped into it and grabbed every last coin in there. He then went back to the shop and asked "Will THIS be enough for you?" "Let me check." After she finished calculating how much money the coins were worth she determined that they equaled R$177. "You have more than you need to get the shirt." She said. She then took the amount that the shirt cost and gave Potash the shirt. "Ummmm... why is it so small?" Potash asked after receiving the shirt. "We're all balls in this world but you somehow gave your body the shape of a buff human male so no shirt is going to fit on you." She answered. "Nonsense, I'll do it anyway." He responded. He then tried to put on the shirt but it snapped in half after he got it on. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MY GLORIOUS BRAZILIAN SHIRT??!!" He yelled. "You still have R$97 left, you can still get a hat from here." She suggested. "ALRIGHT I'LL TAKE IT!" He replied. She then gave him the hat and he put it on. The rest of the gang then walked up and said "Potash, come over to the city center, there's supposed to be a political convention there." "Ok I'm coming!" He replied. When they arrived they heard the announcer talking in Brazilian Portuguese "Bem vindos à conferência politica anual de Brasília, onde nós escolhemos uns poucos jovem ideólogos para apresentar as suas ideias à audiência!" He said. "What did he say?" Asked Sorcerersilas "I think he said: "Welcome to the annual political convention of Brasilia, where we choose a few young ideologs to come up and present their ideas to the audience!" in Brazilian Portuguese." Answered Inky. "Nós escolhemos........ vocês cinco aí!" He then yelled while pointing at Airisu, Inky, Potash, Aquer, and Sorcerersilas. "I think he said I choose you five there, that means us!" We run up to the stage. He then said "eu também escolho.... o ancap fascista ali!" While pointing at Kinipk, who also walked up onto the stage. He then said "e por ultimo.... o cara com o símbolo crypto-ancap!" While pointing at Lexsiek who also came up. Then he said "okay, eu acho que já foi tod-" He then got interrupted by Gustavo "ESPERAAAA, EU E MEU IRMÃO LEFTWINGNATCON QUEREMOS ENTRAR TAMBÉM!" WIP