Lipostocratic Democracy

Lipostocratic Democracy (LipDem) or Democratic Lipostocracy (DemLip) is a form of Democratic Oligarchy which believes that only the fattest should rule, if the people are the same weight, a democratic election happens.

Personality and behavior
LipDem is very gluttonous, he always asks people what junk food he should eat, he usually asks the customers in fast food restaurants what to get or other lipostocrats.

How to draw

 * Draw a large, wide ball with a flat stop at the bottom.
 * Put 3 sections on it
 * Make a blue triangle-like shape on the left.
 * Red at the bottom right
 * Green at the top right.
 * Put a chicken leg in the middle, particular the circle-ish bit of it.
 * Draw the eyes

Relationships
Friends:

Capitalism - you gave me Mickey D's!

Cheesy Democracy - Mmmmm cheese, and democracy.

Burger Monarchist Democracy - My lord, my savior, and my bringer of burgers.

Social Lipostocracy - my welfarist counterpart.

Lipostocratic Socialism - Wait aren't you SocLip?

Lipostocratic Libertarian Socialism - My favorite libertarian lipostocrat.

Lipostocratic Liberalism - You're me!

Lipostocratic Anarcho-Capitalism - My lords, my saviors, and my bringers of "healthy" food. I like you because you're corporatocratic.

Religious Lipostocracy - Most of your followers are democratic, thought you don't worship Burger King

Frenemies:

Lipostocracy - Why do you get tired of me asking things all the time! We need democracy!! Also you're an oligarch! Though you're obese.

Lipostocratic Transhumanism - You're a cyberocrat! Though you do want to stop diabetes and is fat.

Lipostocratic Libertarianism - You are very similar to cappy and is fat.

Lipostocratic Anarchism - Fat. Democratic. Though some of you're followers are fascist, communist, Georgist, and syndicalist.

Ego-Lipostocracy: You're scary. But based.

Lipostocratic Darwinism - Survivial of the fattest! Though you have no democracy.

Burger Monarchism - My slightly less saintly lord, my savior, and bringer of burgers.

Enemies:

Vegan Lipostocracy: Vegies are disgusting and gross. And you're an oligarch.

Lipostocratic Communism - You have sweets. But you hate McDonald's, KFC, and Burger King!

National Lipostocracy: You're a fat bigot!

Lipostocratic Syndicalism: You hate capitalism? Why!!!

Lipostocratic Mutualism: You're socialist, though democratic.

Eugenicist Lipostocracy: You're also a fat bigot!

Lipsoc - You're scary and very undemocratic.

Lipostocratic Death Worship - We should try and preserve the existence of our kind and not kill ourselves!