Curing Waifus

One day, was tired an thinking about his waifu-makima and  others, but...... (Open the doors) Makima: What's wrong, my pet? Makima:(Screaming Terribly). Why I become too fat and my feet looks like a stone, it swelled! Other Waifus of -WTH of us, we're ugly! Makima: Idk but I saw a bright light with a missile exploded then we are not died, I think we were good before it happened. Besides, why you look more handsome before? (Phone Call) (8 hours later) &: Ok, is anyone come? Please line up and answer your count, I want to know how many people come. Airisu:2! Evol Soc:4! CS:5! Inky:6! Jedpilled:7! Joey Floppa:9!! Afun:10!! Yori:11!! (Count lasting sometimes) CS:Asuna, I'll save you and destroy the SJW and Terf.
 * My lade, Ahhhhhhh!
 * Look at yourself.
 * What happened?
 * Who hate waifu the most, mostly SJW and Terfs.
 * Who's calling?
 * This is Mikhail Celflosky Speaking. My Waifu......
 * Don't be too sad, My waifu too......
 * I just know where are the missiles from. LibLeft zone. I knew it just TERF posted it.
 * That Terftard, eat my lead!
 * Let's start a conference at the Centreland, the telephone cost too much money from my E-wallet.
 * (Sending Email- We have to start a conference in Centreland).
 * 1!
 * 3!
 * 8!!
 * 12!!
 * 13!!
 * 14!!
 * 15!!
 * 16!!
 * Wait, I guess you're here because you don't like Terf.
 * That's Right! Actually, there are many people come because they don't like Terf just look like me.