Miscellaneous nonsense: A fanfic

'kay f**gots, this is my dumping ground for STUPID fanfics i'm not bothering to make into different pages. Have at 'em. Also, ED is just for edgy teens, convince me otherwise

MISCELLANEOUS NONSENSE: A FANFIC: CHAPTER ONE: TEH FUTUR VON GABRIELLE DUCKEY
so what happens is gab is sexually privated until graduate school when he get's drunk and has sex in a locker at the local middle school with some catholic priest. Then, something happens where his life goes "normally" but he becomes a femboy darwinist. Then he get's married to some straight lady, but his trauma from that experience in grad school get's too him, he decides that he will go to hell and life is meaningless so he flips and goes joker level psychotic (but he can't be joker because joker is either straggot or pedo, i forget). He is now: Teh gayoker (terrible name ngl).

Teh gayoker: honhonhonhon i will now blow up the world and replace it with catholic priests to have sex with because i'm going to hell anyway!

Teh gayoker: aiiiii here comes batman!

batman is actually - look gab, you aren't even gay. It's just the SJW quiz



Teh [[File:Untitled - 2021-03-30T101914.347 (3) (5) (1) (2).png]] Gayokerism
Teh gayokerism is an Blinded Compass Authright ideology that believes that gays will go to hell. Therefore Teh gayokerism assumes that gays lives are meaningless because they have no chance of salvation, and so gays should institute survival of the gayest across everything in the universe because they will go to hell anyway and they should spend time on earth getting as much pleasure as possible, which leads them to want everything to be gay. It is the true ideology of gabrial duffey in twenty years

 

MISCELLANEOUS NONSENSE: A FANFIC: CHAPTER TWO: TEH GOD OF TRUTH: CRAUPATKIN
Craupatkin was a user of PCB and PCBA who had the famous power to be incapable of speaking any falsehood, and instead speak nothing but truth.

Hush you EEJIT child, 'course he was

what do you mean how do i know?

i must tell you the tale of craupatkin's many truths

• He said that Agorism was AnCap

• He said that Mutualism was AnCap

• He said that Jesus was an AnCap

• He said that AnCap was the only true form of capitalism

• He said that Nazism, NazBol and Stalinism were all the same ideology

• He said that Nazism and Fascism was socialist

• He said that workers own the M.O.P under Capitalism

• He called Social Democracy, communist• He called Objectivism, socialist

• He called chicagoan economics, socialist

• He said that AnCom was fake Anarchism

• He said that ISIS was apart of Antifa

• He said that Hitler, Mussolini, Castro and Stalin were apart of Antifa

• He called pink Capitalism, communist

• He called Communalism (the joke one) the status quo

• He called Keynes socialist

• He called FUCKING DEATH, communist

• He said that America is controlled by communist China

• He called DemSoc an oxymoron

• He called MarkSoc an oxymoron

• He called democracy totalitarian

• He said that Welfarism has killed 73.6 billion people since 2013

• He said that the Democratic Party is jihadist

• He said that Hoppeanism and Anarcho-Capitalism are centrist

• He said that Marx and Keynes founded Antifa

• He said that AnCom = Confederalism

• He said that Atheistic Satanism was the status quo

• He said that Socialism of the 21st Century is the status quo

never once has he uttered an untruth, and yet he had to battle against antifa members and spewers of lies.

for you see, antifa was a grand conspiracy started by two evil men named karl marx and john keynes, and soon came to perpetuate all evil. Crauparkin was a great man, and that is why we worship him