Childhoodism

Childhoodism represents the political views of a child as they grow up. As opposed to representing full-on ideologies, they hold slight hints of what type of ideology they will follow in the future. Their actions, thoughts and relationships can point out what they'll be. Their views also influentiate in what they look like: Very light red (AuthLeft); Very light blue (AuthRight); Very light green (LibLeft); Very light yellow (LibRight); Very light grey (Centrist/Apoliticism). They're just like all 5 main types of children.

Beliefs
In general, their beliefs are very immature and vary from quadrant to quadrant. Authoritarian children tend to believe that they have the right to gain or do whatever they want, they always have an excuse for that, like being stronger or "helping mom the most". Libertarian children tend to belive that kids shouldn't force other kids to do something and that their family or school doesn't let them be theirselves. Right wing children tend to believe that their things should only be lend or given to others when they want to and that if a child is better at something than everybody else, it should have more power than the others. Left wing kids tend to believe that always keeping things to yourself is a selfish and evil practice and that disavantaged kids should have more power than the others.

Personality And Behaviour
They basically act like normal children, but they do have some dissimilarities. AuthLeft is always telling other kids to share their toys and games, but he always ends up keeping them. He also justifies his actions as being the one that works and helps the most at home. His biggest rival is his own brother. AuthRight likes to bully other kids just because he is stronger. He says he was already born like that and loves playing sports. His favourite past time is messing with his brother, saying he's a little girl, witch eventually ends up becoming true. LibLeft is the most peacefull and inclusive kid of the family. He loves art and hates school and his parents...and his brothers. The only authority he fears is his brother. LibRight in very selfish and doesn't like to work with other children. He alway knows when someone catches one of his games, witch are usually videogames or Monopoly. Despite all his efforts, he can't stop his brother from "stealing" his games. Centrist is the most idle type of kid you can imagine, but he loves grilling.

How To Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill the ball in with its quadrant color.
 * 3) Add the helicopter hat.
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you're done!

Friends

 * [[File:Stalin.png]] - Sexy mustache man is my inspiration. I'd definitively work in the mines for 80 years.
 * [[File:Tito.png]] - I miss Tito. Well, YEA, I know he died decades before I was born, SO WHAT?!?!
 * [[File:Marx-L.png]] - No, mom, it's not just a phase. It's a lifestyle.
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] - You're...You're, like, the first [[File:Stalin.png]], right?
 * [[File:Marx.png]] - The only books I read are yours.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] - Yea, communist ninja! Did China have ninjas?
 * [[File:Castro.png]] - Who needs nutricionists? I just need Castro to make me like milk... and cigars.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] - HA HA CAPITALISTS GO BOOM BOOM
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] - TOTALLY BASED!!!

Frenemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthRight.png]] AuthRight Child - Kinda selfish, but he's also a worker, at least that's what [[File:Mom.png]] mom says when I ask her.
 * [[File:ChildLibLeft.png]] LibLeft Child - You're close, brother, but you're too...girly.
 * [[File:Mom.png]] Motherism - Mom, I love you, BUT IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE!
 * [[File:Trump.png]] - Well, comarades helped you win the election so I think you're fine.
 * [[File:Hivemind.png]] - Y-You're very c-cool...mom, I'm scared...
 * [[File:Klep icon.png]] - You really show [[File:ChildLibRight.png]] him what sharing is all about, but give me our Communist Monopoly back!

Enemies

 * [[File:ChildLibRight.png]] LibRight Child - MOM! HE'S NOT LETTING ME PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN!
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] - I don't know who you are, but I already hate you.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - Teacher told me you just want chaos and stealing and killing, so I don't like you too.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Letting my brothers chose the future?! NO WAY!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - You ruin the west, whatever that means.
 * [[File:Egoism.png]] - A spook? No u.
 * [[File:Neolib.png]] - You are...CRAP, YES I said it!

Friends

 * [[File:Nazcapf.png]] - Best trainer ever! Let's go kick some nerds and gays.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - Emperors are based and chad, except when they are girls. I hate girls!
 * [[File:Trump.png]] - I'd vote for you if I could. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
 * [[File:Nationalism.png]] - Ah, Murica. Land of the free, except if you're black, spaniard, asian, indian, latin, gay, female, poor or WEAK!
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - I'd learn more about you if I didn't hate learning.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] - On Sundays, we go to the church and FUCK OFF everyone who studies that day.
 * [[File:Trad.png]] - Why was I born so late? I wanted to work at the farm, go to the church every day and live a simpler life, at least that's what dad told me it was like.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - You are SUPER BASED GIGA CHAD! Pls, join the Kool Kids Klub.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - Aren't you just like [[File:Nazi.png]]  but weaker?
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - Bruh, based as frick, man.
 * [[File:Feud.png]] - Kings are sick, but knights are SO COOL!

Frenemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] AuthLeft Child - You can be part of the Kool Kids Klan, but I WILL be the leader, >>I<< am the strongest one, NOT YOU!
 * [[File:ChildLibRight.png]] LibRight Child - Knows how to deal with other kids, but ya kinda girly and weak.
 * [[File:Mom.png]] Motherism - I respect you. I really respect you, but I prefer dad.
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] - You'd be based if you wasn't so weird. I don't  know what [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] my brother sees on you.
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - I guess you're cool, just beat me in a football game and I let you join the Kool Kids Klan.

Enemies

 * [[File:ChildLibLeft.png]] LibLeft Child - HAHAHA YOU ARE GAY LOL!!!
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Your so boring and cringe!
 * [[File:Commie.png]] - My dad hates you, SO SHUT UP!
 * [[File:Matriarchy.png]] - WOMEN RULLING?!?! Cringe!
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTism - Bruh, get off me! It may be contagious!
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - Who the frick are you?!
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] - Ya look like [[File:Awaj.png]], so ya cringe too, weak!
 * [[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] - HA! FREAKING FOUR EYED NERD LOL!!!
 * [[File:Technocracy.png]] - THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!?! LOL DAS SO CRINGE!!! Oh, crap, IT'S THE TEACHER!
 * [[File:Liber.png]] - HAHAHAHA SO CRINGE DUM DUM NERD!!1!!!
 * [[File:3way.png]] - LOL YA DATING [[File:Liber.png]]  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1

Friends

 * [[File:Ancom.png]] - My cool bestie, you teached me a lot.
 * [[File:PROG.png]] - My peaceful friend, he- I mean, they're very understanding.
 * [[File:Liberalsoc.png]] - He's cool, I guess...I don't know him a lot, but I like to play with him.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - Best political teacher tutor ever!
 * [[File:Republicanismpix.png]] - You help me fight the bullies, I just think you're a little too enthusiastic.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - I still can't believe people can choose their leader, that's amazing!
 * [[File:Synd.png]] - You're the only person that makes me like working.
 * [[File:Deepe.png]] - I love plants and [[File:Furry.png]] animals, we need to protect them!
 * [[File:Anfem.png]] - Girls and boys are NOT defferent!
 * [[File:Libsoc.png]] - So, you mean...money may be good?
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - You're a very cool woman, but you scare me sometimes.
 * [[File:Furry.png]] Furryocracy - Ooohhh, you...you are a fox, sure. Of course you are.
 * [[File:Gay.png]] - So, you are saying men can like other men and even TURN INTO women? Amazing!
 * [[File:Liber.png]] and [[File:3way.png]]  - Aaaawww, you're so cute together.

Frenemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] AuthLeft Child - Protects me from [[File:ChildAuthRight.png]] him sometimes, but he then makes me do his chores because "We need to help each other".
 * [[File:ChildLibRight.png]] LibRight Child - Also hates school, but I also want to play Crossing Road.
 * [[File:Mom.png]] Motherism - I love how you put so much effort in taking care of us, but you never let me go out with [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Republicanismpix.png]] [[File:Awaj.png]] my friends!
 * [[File:Soul.png]] - I know you're just imaginary, but you're my best friend in the whole...wait, how are you holding that cup...AND FLOATING?!?! MOMMY, I'M SCARED!!!
 * [[File:Marx.png]] - I don't know how to read, so I don't understand your books, but form what I've heard you're kinda ok.
 * [[File:Marx-L.png]] - I started liking you, but you looked a bit mean in our history class, not that I pay attencion to it.

Enemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthRight.png]] AuthRight Child- My mean brother. He doesn't respect me. And I'm not playing with girly toys, this is my friend, Rebecca.
 * [[File:Technocracy.png]] - SCHOOLS ARE TOTALITARIAN!!! DON'T TRUST YOUR TEACHERS, THEY'RE FASHES!!
 * [[File:Christy.png]] - God doesn't exist, my life is bad.
 * [[File:Conserv.png]] - You're like...LIKE A VILLAIN!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - Oh, those poor, poor African colonies...wym every continent has once been colonized?
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - Dude, you stoopid. Have you never heard of PARACHUTES?!?!
 * [[File:Ingsoc-icon.png]] - The only good Big Brother is the one on TV!
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - Canceled.
 * [[File:WhiteNat.png]] - STOP BULLYING OTHER RACES OR I'LL CANCEL YOU!!!
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - DISGUSTING AND CANCELED!!!
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - YOU TOO!!!

Friends

 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] - Best friend, best finace teacher, best Monopoly player.
 * [[File:Minarchist.png]] - Of course you can cheat from my test, but it'll be 5 bucks. Also, you wanna play Minecraft later?
 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] - The most based person I've ever met!
 * [[File:Soclibert.png]] - He always len- I mean, I always do interest free loans with him, cool dude.
 * [[File:Chilib.png]] - Mom, can we go to Chicago on summer vacation?!
 * [[File:Austrobert.png]] - Mom, can we go to Austria after Chicago?!
 * [[File:Libertfem.png]] - I give you $20,00 to be my girlfriend for 1 day. [[File:Libertarian.png]]  doesn't need to know.
 * [[File:Egirl.png]] E-Girl Feminism - I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING SUBS DONATIONS JUST NOTICE ME PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

Frenemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthRight.png]] AuthRight Child- Knows his rights, but he's too bossy, not like me of course.
 * [[File:ChildLibLeft.png]] LibLeft Child - My things are MY things, ok? I won't lend you my pencil... You wanna skip school with me?
 * [[File:Liber.png]] - *sigh*, ok, fine. You can play with me, but it'll be 1.000 robux.
 * [[File:Avar.png]] - HEY, THATS MY VIDEOG- oh...y-you can have it. It's all yours. Please don't hurt me.
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] - Bro, I would let you play HOI4 for free, but I saw you hang out with the weird kids AND my brothers, so it's gonna be 500 robux.
 * [[File:thar.png]] - Yeah! Fuck school! Now, give me MY Nerf back!
 * [[File:Biden.png]] Bidenism - You're cool, but you're still a politician.

Enemies

 * [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] AuthLeft Child - THIEF! Always steal my things! He's a connie...tonkie...WHATEVER!
 * [[File:Auth.png]] - HEY, GIVE ME MY NERF BACK!!!
 * [[File:Agsoc.png]] - Farmers are so cringe, the big cities are so much cooler.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] - Well, I can really understand why you didn't pass the pre school, dummass.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] - The bad type of chinese.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] - The bad type of chinese part 2.
 * [[File:Marx-L.png]] - Damm, that's SO CRINGE! You're like the adult version of [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] him...ew.
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] - You're [[File:ChildAuthLeft.png]] my brother's crush lol. Also, disgusting.

Friends
- The most common senced and based person ever! - I don't have strong opinions about you, buddy, but you are a chad. - Thanks for teaching me how to grill. Best uncle ever!

Frenemies
AuthLeft Child - My brother. AuthRight - My Brother. LibLeft Child - Brother. LibRight - Also my brother. - I also hate my brothers, but you are...scary.