Hedonistic Capitalism

Introduction
Hedonistic Capitalism is an ideology that unites Authoritarian Capitalism and Libertarianism with the purpose of indulging and encouraging everyone's vices and damaging habits to the extreme, feeding the pleasures and addictions of the population to keep them compliant. By legalizing and normalizing basically all goods and services, including drugs, prostitution, gambling, etc. Hedonistic Capitalism's end goal is a one-party state, where an all-powerful government is never challenged, and their methods of governing go unquestioned because the public is so placated by their freedom to live to excess to worry, ethics have been replaced entirely with what makes them happy in that moment, and they wouldn't jeopardize their access to these pleasures by biting the hand that feeds, instead complying with all of the governments demands to ensure their ongoing short-term satisfaction. Additionally, Hedonistic Capitalism seeks to deal with the growing number of people living long past their working age, and becoming a drain on the state, by perpetuating living to excess within the population, so that more and more people will naturally die after their physical prime has passed, but before they enter retirement age.

Personality
HedCap acts like a hedonistic manchild who dislikes being told what to do. He has no regard for his privacy, has no ethics or morals, and is only concerned with what will give him a dopamine hit in any given moment.

Friends

 * [[File:Authcap.png]] - I don't care if you've bugged my house and read all my emails. So long as I get to have all the stuff I want, I don't need any privacy at all.
 * [[File:Hedonism-cloud.png]] Hedonism - Live fast, die young! Even better when you've got a state on your side. I'm doing wonders for the economy by dying at 49 and spending all my money on heavily-taxed cocaine.
 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] - Did it ever occur to you that a big government might not just let you do whatever you want, but actually coerce you to do whatever you want?
 * [[File:Neolib.png]] - Follows my teachings quite well.
 * [[File:Corp.png]] - Follows my teachings very well.
 * [[File:Ford.png]] - Follows my teachings EXTREMELY well.
 * [[File:Batistaism_icon.png]] Batistaism - Took my ideas to the real world, very based!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Libsoc.png]] - Also believes letting people do what they want, but doesn't want to work to the bone under my system, and protests against me all the time. Certainly annoying, but at least he buys my drugs.
 * [[File:Annil.png]] - He hates me, but he sure won't stop giving me money to distract him from his emptiness inside, so I'm not complaining.
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] - Druggie and hedonist to the bone, but somewhat in denial. When he's more depressed, he'll bend to my will, just you wait.
 * [[File:Acidcomf.png]] - That's more like it!
 * [[File:Hedonsocdem.png]] Hedonistic Social Democracy - Hedonism is nice, but what's all this welfare nonsense? Let me keep my money to spend on myself!
 * [[File:Reagan.png]] - Trickle down economics, a new era of monetary pleasure and entertainment, funneling crack into black-majority neighborhoods to keep the people both high and occupied with the anger of culture war, low business regulation, all while maintaining a strong unimpeachable state with a face of civil libertarianism... wow, just wow. You would be perfect if you weren't also openly conservative with all those "family values" you preach.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] - Nice support for free market capitalism, but why do you call me a sham?

Enemies

 * [[File:Patcon.png]] - OMG drugs are not even that dangerous. Besides, they've got way safer now that there's a competitive market to keep the standards high. Not that I care anyway... I don't even want to grow old.
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] - My mortal enemy! Stop rebelling against me!
 * [[File:ML.png]] - When I un-exist all your leaders, nobody's gonna be sober enough to know and/or care that they're gone.
 * [[File:Cdem.png]] - I can't hear you over the sound of cha-ching.
 * [[File:TAM_icon.png]] Third Aquarian Model - Girl, you're soooo last century.