Soymvndism

is the ideology of Soymund Jaklund AKA Marcus Carassius. The main idea is a combination of De La Rocquean Christian Democracy,  Zhirinovskism and  Ethnopluralism


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Soymvndism emerged from the personal journey of Soymvnd AKA Marcus Carassius, This ideology was revealed to him in a Benadryl Induced Hallucination

Previously Soymvnd AKA Marcus Carassius had been a  Nazbol, but became more Right-wing through substance abuse, which pushed Soymvnd AKA Marcus Carassius into being a Deleuzo-Gutterian Rhizomatic Murshoom-based Quarkist National-Socialist Monarcho-7th positionist with Nigerian Characteristics


 * 2008 - [[File:Hitler.png]] national socialism
 * 2009 - [[File:Meta-Anarchism.png]] meta anarchism
 * 2010 - [[File:Slaveism_icon.png]]slavery
 * 2011 - [[File:Apolit.png]]apoliticism
 * 2012 - [[File:Euras.png]]eurasianism
 * 2013 - [[File:Quarkism.gif]]quarkism
 * 2014 - [[File:Salazar.png]]salazarism
 * 2015 - [[File:Fut2.png]]futurism
 * 2016 - [[File:Jackanfash.png]]anarcho-fascism
 * 2017 - [[File:MLM-Alt.png]]Marxism-Leninism-Maoism
 * 2018 - [[File:Mutalist.png]]Anarcho-Mutualism
 * 2019 - [[File:Cball-Romania.png]]Romanian ultranationalism
 * 2020 - [[File:Bud.png]]Buddhist theocracy
 * 2021 - [[File:Andropov.png]]Andropovism
 * 2022 - [[File:Quarkism.gif]]Quarkism
 * 2023 - [[File:Soymund_ball_pixels.png]]Soymvndism

is a political ideology that represents the views of Soymvnd AKA Marcys Carassius. The ideology is based on the adaptation of to the current situation (political, social and economic) in Russia. The central tenets of Soymvndism are Social Stability and Interventionist economics.

Soymvndism advocates for giving the republics more rights and reforming the electoral system to allow for the president's party to not have to build too big of a coalition to pass legislation

The economic vision of Soymvndism centers around the idea of State intervention and class Cooperation. This means that the workers, capitalists and the state would have equal control over the resources and decision-making power in the workplace. Soymvndism sees this as a way to promote economic development and to eliminate unjust exploitation of workers by capitalists.

In addition to class collaborationism, Soymvndism advocates for a strong social safety net, with access to basic necessities such as healthcare and education guaranteed as a basic human right. The ideology also emphasizes the importance of Cultural sustainability, with a focus on banning Japanese culture entirely (i j don't like it mane) as well as supressing Gender ideology or whatever it's called mane (like when you believe there's more than 2 genders and that homosexuality isn't a mental disorder and allat shit like that)

In a soymvndist society all individuals are by the grace of god entitled to the inalienable rights to:
 * Fuck Bitches
 * Be Pinkpilled (take benadryl)
 * Be a real-ass nigga
 * Have whiteboy swag
 * Post gems

Soymvdism supports a hierarchical structure with a small number of elected officials making decisions on behalf of the people and a large number of assigned bureaucrats

In this system, the government would be organized into 2 chambers + prime minister + monarch + ratio. The Lower chamber would consist of 5 people per governor of an oblast/krai assigned by said governor and called the State Duma. Deputies in the Duma can submit and vote on bills to then pass them to the Higher Chamber. The Higher chamber would consist of 200 people, with 50 of them assigned by the president and 150 elected in a nation-wide election, it would be called the Senate. Senators can submit bills to be voted for by the senate (skipping the Duma) or ones passed from the Duma to then have the prime minister either sign or veto them.

The PM can freely assign anybody he wishes to cabinet positions, though the Senate can veto such assignments with a 2/3 majority vote. The Republics would have a similar system, but the Duma of the republic is elected in a general election in the republic and they wouldn't have a monarch. Only Ethnicities native to the nation + Jews are allowed to vote in nation-wide elections and only Russians, Jews and the republic's titular nation are allowed to vote in elections in republics. The republics have near-complete legislative autonomy with the exception of allowing jap culture, opressing russians and secession

😴😴😴 nerd shit

Soymvndist economics are based on Cooperation between the state, the workers and the capitalists, to acomplish this, private enterprises are required to have at least 2 workers and 2 state representatives on their board. Soymvndism also supports the creation of State-owned companies, they would be managed by a special Organ consisting of Bureaucrats assigned by the minister of Finance.

Soymvndism we (Russia) Need to retake our shit (the territories of the Soviet Union) mane, HOWEVER it doesn't believe that J straight up declaring war is a good solution, instead of that Soymvndism is in favour of supporting the overthrow of Hostile Regimes as well as Confederation with Belarus ASAP (with the nation being admitted as a republic).

the Soymvndist stance on culture primarily revolves around combatting things i dislike personally because they're le bad. More specifically, cracking down on Gender ideology (as previously stated, when you like believe there's more than 2 genders and allat shit like that mane) and Banning japanese culture entirely (i really don't like it mane). I'm pro-choice doe

Culturally, Soymvndism is Conservative, supporting Like you know tf i support see the culture section mane. I like also believe in near-absolute free speech, with the exception of NAS coal spam on the sharty.

Awesome top secret plan to install Soymvndism in Russia 1. Form a political party 2. Win the election 3. Self-coup and pass a new constitution like a true boss 4. Serve the rest of my term 5. Retire

Nothing lol (i'm a pseud)

Nothing lol (i don't know what to start with)

Nothing lol (you should suggest some shit mane,,, preferably whit like a link and shit)

Slimeification
Soymvndism is strongly in favour of calling people Hoodrat Slimes


 * Civic shit
 * Anego.png Chaoist (-3)
 * Awaj.png Anarchist (-0,75)
 * PCB-Minarchist.png Minarchist (-0,5)
 * Libsoc.png Libertarian (-0,25)
 * Moder.png Civically Moderate (+0)
 * Statist.png Statist (+0,75)
 * Auth-template.png Dictablanda (+0 (idk what that is))
 * Sec.png Authoritarian (+0,5)
 * PCB-Totalitarian.png Totalitarian (-0,25)
 * Ingsocf.png Orwellian (larp)


 * Type of Rule
 * AntiDem.png (Anarchist) Anti-Democracy (-1)
 * Directdem.png Direct Democracy (-0,75)
 * Semidirect.png Semi-Direct Democracy (-0,5)
 * Dem.png Representative Democracy (+0,5)
 * Authdem.png Authoritarian Democracy (+0,75)
 * Totdem.png Totalitarian Democracy (+0 (idk what that means))
 * AntiDem.png (Authoritarian) Anti-Democracy (-0,25)
 * LeftCom.png Organic Centralism (+0 (i need a leftcombabble translator))
 * Economics
 * Marx (alt).png Marxist Communist (+0,25)
 * PCB-Soc.png Socialist (-0,25)
 * PCB-Welf.png Welfarist/Gift Economy GE.png (-1)
 * MSocdem.png Mixed (+0,25)
 * LfreeLib.png Liberal Economics (+0,125)
 * PCB-Cap.png Capitalist (+0)
 * Darwinist.png Darwinist (larp (+0,5 if you're Quark)
 * 3P.png Third Positionism (+0,75)
 * AntiEconomy.png Anti-Economy (-1 (nerd))
 * Economic Freedom
 * AntiEconomy.png Anti-Economy (-1 (nerd))
 * Dirigisme.png Dirigisme (+1)
 * Regulationism.png Regulationism (+0,75)
 * MSocdem.png Mixed (+0)
 * LfreeLib.png Liberal Economics (-0,25)
 * Marketeconomy.png Free Market (-0,75)
 * Austrobert.png Laissez-Faire (-1)
 * Central.png Central Planned (+0,5)
 * Decentral.png Decentral Planned (-0,5)

Post your results here: Bourgeoisie destroyerism (-5 + 1 larp + 3 nerds / 8)
 * Diplomacy and trade policy
 * Autarky.png Autarky (+0,75)
 * World.png (Alter-) Globalist (-0,75)
 * PCB-World Federalism2.png World Federalist (-1)
 * Cosmo.png Cosmopolitan (-0,75)
 * Internation.png Internationalist (-0,5)
 * Moder.png Moderate (+0)
 * Modnat.png Patriotic (+0,5)
 * Nation.png Nationalist (+0,75)
 * Chauv.png Chauvinist (-0,125)
 * Racenat.png Racial Nationalist (or similar broad category) (+0,125)
 * Ethnonat.png Ethno-Nationalist (or similar narrow category) (+0,75)
 * Civnat.png Civic Nationalist (-1000000 + Ratio)
 * Geopolitics
 * Cball-NATO.png Western Cball-USA.png (-1)
 * Cball-Ukraine.png Western Adjacent (-0,75)
 * NAM.png Non-Aligned (-0,5)
 * Cball-Mongolia.png East Adjacent (+0,25)
 * NeoComBall.png Eastern Cball-Russia.png (+1)
 * Awaj.png Anarchist (-1)
 * Culture
 * Violentprog.png Revolutionary (-1)
 * Prgess.png Progressive (-0,75)
 * ProgCultStandards.png Reformist (+0(idk what that means culturally))
 * Progconf.png Syncretic (+0,5)
 * Conservative.png Conservative (+1)
 * PCB-Trad.png Traditionalist (+0,5)
 * Reactcross.png Reactionary (-1)
 * Technology
 * Prim.png Primal (larp)
 * Anprim.png Primitivist (larp)
 * Neolud.png Pre-Industrial (larp)
 * Decel.png Deceleration (-0,5)
 * Moder.png Moderate (+1)
 * Smol biotranshumanism.png Acceleration (+0,25)
 * Post-Industrialism.png Automated (+0,25)
 * Transh.png Transhumanist (larp)
 * POSTHUMANISMICON.png Posthumanist (larp (+1 if you're the top Q))
 * PCB-Postciv.png Post-Civ (nerd/larp)
 * Antrans.png Archeofuturism (larp)
 * Environment
 * VHMent.png Human Extinction (-2)
 * Radenv.png Radical Environmentalism (-1)
 * PCB-Ecofash.png Eco-Fascism (-1)
 * Ecocent.png Ecocentrism (-1)
 * Envi.png Environmentalist (-0,25)
 * Moder.png Moderate (+0)
 * Post-Industrialism.png Post-Industrialism (+0)
 * Indust.png Industrialist (+0,25)
 * HumanisticCapitalism.png Anthropocentric (+0)
 * AnEn.png Anti-Environmentalism (-0,5)
 * Neurology or whatever it's called mane idk
 * Annil.png Anti-Praxis (-1 (nerd))
 * Utsoc.png Utopian (-1 (nerd))
 * Hoxha.png Dogmatic (+0,125)
 * Idealist.png Idealist (+0,125)
 * Moder.png In Between (+0)
 * PCB-Mach.png Realist (+1)
 * Pragmat.png Pragmatic (+1)
 * PCB-Technocracy.png Rational (+0,75)
 * Dystoball.png Dystopian (?)
 * Polpot.png Anti-Theory (+1)
 * WAR!
 * [[File:Pac.png]] Pacifism (-1)
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] Non-engagement (+0,125)
 * [[File:ModIsol.png]] De-escalation (+0,125)
 * [[File:NeoconHelm.png]] Intervention (+1)
 * [[File:Irredentism.png]] Irredentism (+1)
 * [[File:Revanchismf.png]] Revachism (+1)
 * [[File:Jingoism.png]] Jingoism (-0,125)
 * Marx (alt).png Class Warfare (+0)
 * Race? Skull Measurements?
 * GEM TIER (+1)
 * EMERALD TIER (+0,5)
 * IRON TIER (+0)
 * COAL TIER (-0,5)
 * BRIMSTONE TIER (-1)
 * [[File:Soymund_ball_pixels.png]]Soymvnd Jaklund AKA Marcus Carassius 8/8 i think
 * [[File:Carrot Icon-3.png]] CarrotsRppl2ism Carrots, -3.625/8 + (larp)
 * - -5.625 / 8 (+1 LARP)

like, try imitating the design in the infobox pic.

1991: Zhirinovsky 1996: Zhirinovsky 2000: Zhirinovsky 2004: Zhirinovsky 2008: Zhirinovsky 2012: Zhirinovsky 2018: Zhirinovsky 5000: Zhirinovsky 10000: Zhirinovsky Forever: Zhirinovsky No matter what year it is Zhirinovsky will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️

Repost this in 15 comment sections to show your support for Zhirik

Self-Inserts=

[[File:Mega_Yes.png]]{{Bold|Gemerald tier}

 * [[File:Zhah_pixels.png]] my main mothafucking nigga

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 * [[File:KKKonor pixels2.png]] Very fail coal ideology but funny therefore gem

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 * [[File:Borker thought pixels.png]] Borker Thought - Very fail coal ideology but helped me make this therefore gem

[[File:Mega_No.png]]
Ideologies=
 * [[File:BourgeoisieDestroyer.png]] Bourgeoisie Destroyerism - !!! LARP ALERT !!!

[[File:Mega Yes.png]]
- real aryan gemerald and basis of my ideology - combines the best parts of democracy (diversity of thought in the government) and authoritarianism (strong government) - I transheart genetics

[[File:Kinda_Yes.png]]
Very gemmy but atheist therefore coal

LDPR (1992-) CPRF (1993-) United Russia (2001)

Right Opposition (1927-1933)

Bolsheviks (1923-1927) Left Opposition (1923-1927)

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Call me a racial slur
 * - Soymvnd, how do you react when you go outside, and you get hit with reality when you realize the people are normal people living normal lives, and not wacky MS paint cartoon characters such as "the chud" and "the troon". I get that a lot, it's so sad
 * [[File:Soymund_ball_pixels.png]] a lot like when you react to the reality that people are wacky MS paint cartoon characters and are NOT living normal lives

Somebody add me to these i'm too retarded