Castroism

Castroism, is an authoritarian communist, conservative ideology inhabiting the top left corner of the political compass, following the policies or actions of Fidel Castro.

History
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Beliefs
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Personality And Behavior
Castroism is similar to Marxism–Leninism in personality, but with added snarkiness. He completely loves milk, to fanatic levels mostly, and also likes spouting very impossible ideas on how to produce more milk.

He often brings up his success of making one of the worlds best ever cow when criticized, and acts like it's a massive achievement, also likes offering people cigars. He has a really odd amount of survivability, being able to survive hundreds of assassination attempts, mostly because his bones are super strong from drinking a ton of milk.

How to Draw
Castroism has two primary designs, one based on the Cuban national flag, and one based on the revolutionary flag of the 26th of July Movement political party.

Cuba design
Castro_flag1.svg
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill it with 5 alternating stripes of blue and white.
 * 3) On the right side, draw a red chevron.
 * 4) Put a white star in the chevron.
 * 5) Draw eyes and you're done.

M-26-7 design
Castro_flag2.svg
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill the top half red and the bottom half black.
 * 3) Put the text "M-26-7" in white on the middle of the flag.
 * 4) Draw eyes and you're done.

Props
Castroism can have a few relevant props:
 * 1) A green tarp patrol cap with a yellow star on the front.
 * 2) A Cuban cigar.
 * 3) A glass of milk.
 * 4) Balls can't grow hair, but a fake beard might be used sometimes.

Friends

 * [[File: ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - Papá.
 * [[File: Juche.png]] Juche - Stay safe eastern buddy.
 * [[File: Mao.png]] Maoism - Brother across the sea.
 * [[File: Guevara.png]] Guevarism - Fellow revolutionary.
 * Natcom.png National Communism - I'm literally him but adapted to Cuba. He holds me and Vietnam as working practices of his ideology.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] Dengism - Xi Jinping is one of the strongest and most capable revolutionary leaders I have met in my life.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Khom.png]] Khomeinism - Not a fan of religious theocracy but I am a fan of his socialist economics and anti-imperialist stances.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] FALGSC - I deeply regret my past actions towards our LGBT comrades, I promise to never make that mistake again. We still need to achieve socialism on Earth first before we're truly ready for space communism, but I like your spirit, comrade!
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - I'm a bit conservative on social issues, but he takes it a bit too far.
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] National Bolshevism - The communism is based, social views a bit too reactionary for my liking.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] Zionism - It's complicated, to say the least.
 * [[file:Franco.png]] Francoism - A good ally in-spite of our differences, I declared 3 days of mourning in Cuba for him

Enemies

 * [[File: Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - Foolish capitalist.
 * [[File: Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - Never again.
 * [[File: Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism - We weren't the best with the LGBT community, but seriously?
 * [[File:Nazcapf.png]] National Capitalism - Fuck off, Batista, you fascist pig.

Literature

 * My Life: A Spoken Autobiography by Fidel Castro
 * History Will Absolve Me by Fidel Castro

Wikipedia

 * Politics of Fidel Castro
 * 26th of July Movement
 * Cuban Revolution
 * Communist Party of Cuba
 * Politics of Cuba

Videos

 * Fidel Castro: An Unauthorized Biography
 * Fidel Castro shares his political ideology, 1959: CBC Archives by the CBC
 * Fidel Castro: Hero or Villain? by NowThis World
 * Fidel Castro's Dairy Adventures by Sam O'Nella Academy