Neo-Afunhumaninterism

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Ball Design
Preston Arsement

Original Foundation
Afunhumaninterism

Major
Austroconservatism   

Minor
Christian Conservatism   Metric Accelerationism Paleominarchism Ultrarightism Sex-Positive Conservatism Potassium Chloride Replacement

Accused/False Notions
Autism Childism Hardcore Adultism JoeyFloppaism LARPism State Metricism Chemistry Nerdism LGBTism Coomerism Anti-Christianity

Metapolitical
Moderate Adultism Horny Policism Anarcho-Awesomeness State Metricism Freedom of Speech PZNCphobia Afunsoc Evil-Afunhumaninterism AfunMetbolism Ultra-Afunhumaninterism AfunGabrialism Anti-Demolismism Afunsoc National Afunhumaninterism Moderate Afunhumaninterism Afunrich-Cheungism Anarcho-Afunhumaninterism Eyzkaism Apolitical Afunhumaninterism Anti-Winterianism Broad Afunhumaninterist Fusionism Alt-Afunhumaninterism PCBAMHism AfunHewettarianism Rebelist Afunhumaninterism MSBism Universal Afunhumaninterism 2014: AuthRight Childhoodism 2016:  3-2020: Systemism 18-11-2020: Afunhumaninterism Neo-Afunhumaninterism is the ideology of Afunhumaninter. It is an economically far-right, culturally right, and mostly cultural nationalist ideology that is the result of Afunhumaninter being "radicalized". It supports the Austrian school of economics, and supports a libertarian-esque classical liberal agenda.
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[[File:Libcon.png]] Political Stances [[File:Property.png]]
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that the government should be confined to its constitutional limits. He believes that a higher level of federalism should be established in order to combat centralization and corruption at the federal level. He believes that government should be limited to the military, police, courts, and the preservation of select cultural values, making it primarily in the range of Paleolibertarianism and  Libertarian Conservatism.

The vast majority of the below stances are designed for both Christian-based and secular justifications.

Culture
Neo-Afunhumaninterism is technically a cultural nationalist, but he still has some influence from  civic nationalism.

Technically, he is significantly more monoculturalist than multicultural. Despite not wanting a fully monolithic culture, he supports preserving the identity of American culture while allowing/encouraging minor variations. Thus, he is a broad monoculturalist.

He believes that Latin and Cyrillic are alphabets that should be encouraged for use with English (with the intent of eliminating the latter in the late-stage). In culture, he supports broad monolingualism within English (e.g. dialects).

[[File:Sec.png]] Bureaucracy
He believes that bureaucracy should be privatized. Exceptions are the police, the courts, the law, the military, and the NSA. He believes that privatizing bureaucratic organizations is necessary for destroying special interests and reducing corruption. This includes the CDC, the FDA, and the FBI. According to him, these three organizations are saturated with special interests and corruption. He is not technically a minarchist. He opposes excessive bureaucracy because government-run bureaucracy is not accountable to the people.

[[File:Bhl.png]] Bodily Autonomy
He supports hormone therapy, reassignment surgery (for adults), and plastic surgery legalization, even though he discourages reassignment surgery and hormone therapy. He is not a radical bodily autonomy person like he used to be. He supports euthanasia, while supporting the legalization of some to most drugs. And marijuana.

[[File:Sexocracy.png]] Sex and Pornography
Age of consent is 18. Extreme prudism and extreme sex-positivity are looked down upon. Individuals are encouraged to practice celibacy before marriage, but individuals are free to have sex outside of marriage. Pornography of consenting adults is legal, although highly discouraged. The age of consent and any close-in-age exceptions are uniform across all sex positions and sexual orientation. LGBT, pornography, masturbation, and free love are all considered unlikable and un-ideal. Public sex/nudity is illegal, but homosex in public is charged equally with heterosex in public.

Ironically, he is slightly sex-positive for a Christian and a conservative. He considers un-ideal non-LGBT sexual encounters/practices (e.g. premarital sex) done between consenting adults in private to be of less evil than extreme prudism/antisexualism. Despite this, he believes all sexual activity should be consensual, and he thinks that prostitution exploits women against their will. Thus, prostitution should be illegal.

Displaying large-enough displays of sexually charged/pornographic imagery in public is illegal. Pornography is very similar to a drug, and thus, no one should be forced to watch it.

[[File:Abort.png]] Abortion and Reproductive Rights
Every human would be given the right whether to have children or not. Every individual would be allowed to legally use contraceptives (condoms, the pill, etc.) regardless of classifications (color, number, etc).

On the other hand, abortion would be eliminated (preferably as soon as possible); abortion is murder and an act against a human life. Roe v. Wade and all other pro-abortionist laws should be overturned

[[File:Capitalism.png]] Economics [[File:Austrobert.png]]
He supports laissez-faire capitalism. He supports the privatization of most bureaucracies to avoid corruption. He strongly supports the complete dissolving of the welfare state and believes that private charities are a far better way to help the poor. Economically, he is an ultra-capitalist and also supports the gold standard. He also believes that the Fed and the central banking are harmful to the economy and would be better abolished. He also supports American autarky and self-sufficience as he believes inter-dependence erodes away at America's ability to become and stay a world power. This does not mean he is in favor of tariffs, because he believes free trade is better than having tariffs on goods.

In terms of Social Darwinism, Neo-Afunhumaninterism supports extreme competition in the economy. Even though he doesn't self-identify as Social Darwinist, he does support it somewhat.

Besides this, he believes in the total legal monetary liberation of the masses. So no government laws barring minors, antimask/vaxxers, etc. from investment, monetary transaction, or trade.

Gambling of any/all kinds falls under the category of monetary transaction.

Welfare creates irresponsible and incompetent people, discrimination and oppression of the rich, and extreme debt. It erodes the work ethic.

[[File:Gay.png]] [[File:Les.png]] LGBT [[File:Bix.png]] [[File:Trans.png]]
He supports traditional marriage and believes that all physical sports sponsored by the state should always recognize your biological sex at birth. He believes that any same-sex unions that exist will be not recognized. He opposes same-sex adoption and trans adoption. Besides these, LGBT people are free. Oh, but he also believes that a business should have the absolute right to deny a wedding or a wedding cake to a homosexual couple.

He does not support the full force LGBT agenda, nor does he support full-force homo/transphobia. Neither extreme "HoMo SuPrEmAcY" or "HaNg AlL f*gS" is readily accepted. But on the other hand, he believes that the country's relatively uniform culture should favor biologically advantageous sexual orientations (heteronormativity). This is considered a biological advantage. So besides heteronormativity, cisnormativity and allonormativity are also present. Neither extreme "AaA sTaNdArD sUpReMaCy" nor "GiGaHoRnY" are readily accepted. Intermediate-allonormativity is encouraged, especially in the late-stage.

He vehemently opposes radical homosupremacy and especially AAA supremacy (that is simply abolish all gender/sex identity/feelings). Between hyper-LGBT and extreme sex positivity, he assumes hyper-LGBT is the greater evil.

[[File:Ageism.png]] Ageism/Adultism [[File:Adult.png]]
The following numbers are done in Earth years (e.g. not Mars years or [insert GSS planet] years).

At this point, "adultism" and "childism" seem to be just buzzwords and informal ideological labels, not actual words. Using them unironically in formal speech makes you sound like a frustrated 11yo aspie banned off of twitter or something like that

He champions aspects of both anti-adultism and adultism; thus he is not either childist nor hardcore-adultist but somewhere in between (moderately adultist, partial youth liberation, adultist on an absolute scale).

Neo-Afunhumaninterism supports giving children legal rights over their bodies and decision. Children are given total autonomy of their own finance and religion. Despite not supporting full child liberation, he believes in legal extra-parental freedom of movement that would apply to leaving the child's own city/country. Child and adult passports (if state-issued) would be made equal, and none would require parental consent. In the earlier stages, children would need parental consent to leave their home planet for space. When civilization expands to the planet's own satellite(s), other planets in the planet's star system, other star systems in the galaxy, or other galaxies in the universe, these restrictions would be gradually eliminated.

Age of sexual consent is 18 (with close-in-age exceptions of 3-4 years). Parents are legally fully and utterly powerless over their child's finances and belief systems (e.g. politics/religion). Children are allowed to make any medical decision they want, except ones considered too major and irreversible to be left fully to the child's disposal (e.g. organ transplants, transgender surgery); these types of decisions are to be made in joint by both the child's guardian(s) and the child.

Here is the caveat to this. All of what was mentioned above is assuming that the child is mentally healthy, has competent legal guardian(s), and is financially self-sufficient. For minors who are not self-sufficient, the parent will be responsible for paying for any medical expenses that the child may need. Thus, consent would be required from both the guardian and the child for any novel risky activities (not like carpooling with a peer or something) the child may want to take (e.g. walking a tightrope).

There is an age limit (18) for the purchase of harmful and highly addictive substances (including modern spray paint due to its use of harmful addictive inhalants), drinking alcohol, and drugs. Anyone of any age should be allowed to consume these, but not purchase them. There is to be no age requirement for the purchase for use of non-addictive harmful and/or flammable substances (like nitric acid). Illegal purchases would be charged against the seller/distributor. And of course, no legal age restrictions on even the most flammable substances (on the basis of their flammability), even liquid methane from the surface of Titan, 8000kg grade-95-gasoline-powered July-4th pyrotechnic clustering mortar units, or concentrated 70-kiloliter-butane-reinforced-isopropyl.

With the exception of psychiatric wards for children who can be considered insane and for children with no interest in the decision being made, the parent is never the sole decision-maker for the child.

Voting age and age of majority would be 18. Of course children would not be given the vote (due to things like parental puppeting of children). COPPA would be removed, and children will be given equal First Amendment rights. Children are considered financially independent when they either reach 18 or can provide for themselves without parental/peer assistance. They are considered competent witnesses in the legal system and can sue/be sued, provided that their cases go through a special process that determines if they are actually lawsuit-worthy cases or not.

The private sector is free to discriminate by age if it desires.

[[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights [[File:RGRights.png]]
He believes that the people's right to own weapons should not be infringed. Few to no restrictions should exist on guns. All people (regardless of caliber/fire rate/race/gender/age/orientation/religion/ethnicity etc.) will be allowed to own guns in their own property, but people who were incarcerated within the last year or under 18 will not be allowed to carry any gun over a 6mm caliber in public (concealed carry) (this restriction may be partially or fully waived in the case of a foreign invasion/war). Obviously guns should not be given to incarcerated prisoners. Semi-automatic, automatic, and large-caliber weapons would not be banned.

Gun/ammo dealers will be allowed to place their own sale restrictions, and people are allowed to keep guns off of their property (obviously, because ).

[[File:Cball-USA.png]] American Constitutionalism
He supports that the country must strictly follow the Constitution, including the 1st, 2nd and 13th amendments. He also supports adding term limits for senators and representatives in government.

[[File:Anticom.png]] Anti-Communism
He is a synthesis capitalist and believes that economic right and free-market capitalist ideologies should unite to overthrow communism and leftism. He believes that economic right unity should be achieved. This may be hard, as ideologies like Lex.png Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism would rather support libertarian socialists than authoritarian capitalists.

Even though he hates left-wing economic thought in general, he states that true communism has never been tried.

True communism is a movement that aims to abolish the present state of things and establish a  stateless,  classless, and  moneyless society.

He states that the USSR and traditionally communist regimes were either left-leaning state capitalist, left-leaning corporatist, or revised socialist. These are cautionary tales about what may happen if true communism were to be implemented.

[[File:Bidenism.png]] Regarding 2020 [[File:Trumpism.png]]
He believes that Biden won the election unfairly. He also believes that Covid-19 may have been synthesized in a laboratory by the Chinese as well. He does not believe that the COVID-19 or its corresponding vaccines are used as world depopulation.

[[File:Covidism-icon.png]] COVID-19
He believes that mask mandates and social distancing are a disgrace to the country as a whole and that they are a suicide mission for America's economy if implemented in full. He believes that a lack of mask mandates will forward innovation in the private sector. He also thinks that social distancing and masks do not help in the battle against COVID-19. He believes that individual freedom is very important, even in cases of crisis. He believes that wearing a mask or distancing from another should be the choice of the individual.

He also holds an individualist/proprietarian stance on shot mandates; he believes that it is a personal choice.

[[File:Imp.png]] American Expansionism
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that private companies should be allowed and able to expand American territory. He believes that the United States, together with the private sector, can go to war against another country if Congress says so. He believes that the private sector should be able to expand America by making artificial islands. He believes that a private company should be able to take to space if the company wants. He believes that the government should not fund a company to imperialize except if the government really thinks that we need to expand. He also believes that the British Empire would be a good model and that Rudyard Kipling was based.

All territories would be put on a gold-backed United States Dollar (USD).

He also believes that "American Empire" contracts between private businesses and the government should require both parties to not use imperial units.

Elections and Voting
Standard voting in the United States gives little to no chance for third parties to ever get candidates into office. Even if it may consume more paper, (I'm prepared for the environmentalist cope) Neo-Afunhumaninterism supports instant runoff, although it is not absolutely necessary. Federal voting age is 18 (or to be more precise, anybody who'll be 18+ on election day can vote). All running parties will appear on the ballot.

Caucuses are private and will stay that way. On the other hand, primary elections will work as follows:

The winners of each party's caucus would run for president in the primary election. They will all be subject to an instant runoff. It is subject to the Electoral College.

Each candidate would have a count of what his rankings were in the instant runoff elections. For example, if a candidate has a million people put him in 3rd place, he will get a million "third place counts". Whoever has a the most first-place counts will be ranked as 1st-place in the electoral instant runoff by all of the electors. If there is a tie between two candidates on the number of people they had assign them to a given place, the state's government will break the tie. Soon enough, all of the states' electors will have voted their instant runoffs and they will all be added up. From there, there is one final election between the two people who got the most votes on the instant runoff. This election will function in the standard way (with the Electoral College) and whoever reaches 270 electoral votes will win the presidency.

Electors in a state are bound to not take into account votes from other states (in order to suppress NPV and maintain the value of the Electoral College) or countries (to fight globalism).

All voters must have a voter ID and citizenship for any amount of time.

Seasteading
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that sea steading should be legal if a private company wants to do so. He believes that people should have a choice if they want to seastead or not. He supports seasteading, even if it may infringe on fishing zones or wildlife habitats. He also believes that the government wants to fish at a seastead, the government must pay the seastead.

[[File:Metricf.png]] Metrication [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]]
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that metrication should be encouraged, but not mandated. He believes that the metric system as a whole will improve America, especially in the field of trade and immigration. He states that the government should use metric in trade, but he believes that the private sector should be free of regulations regarding metric and imperial units.

Since Neo-Afunhumaninterism is a believer in strong federalism, states can enforce voluntary or mandatory metrication. (Mandatory metrication under a state or city in Neo-Afunhumaninterism just means mandatory inclusion of metric units.) Since the Constitution gives Congress to "fix the standard of weights and measurement", Congress will fix the standards of weights and measurements to SI, but not enforce it. States will not be able to enforce mandatory anti-metrication.

He is also strongly against dozenalism and any number base that is not base 10. (exceptions would be in computers, where binary, octal, and hexadecimal are good). He does not enforce base-10 on the people, but he also thinks that all international trade and government-related deals must be in hard base 10.

Children are considered significantly more influenceable and malleable than adults under the Neo-Afunhumaninterist philosophy/framework, so ideally, children would be taught metric when they are young. Also, children should not feel so economically restricted in order that children would feel more free economically; ideally, this would cause the consumer demand for metric to increase.

He believes that the government should encourage metrication and that businesses should start promoting metric. As the benefits of metric are seen nationwide (and worldwide!), companies would begin going metric. After enough time, metric companies will outcompete imperial companies and the population will be in favor of metric. (Ideal implementation)

[[File:Oligarchy.png]] Tighter Government Eligibility
In contrast to America today, Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that all people who apply for federal government positions must be American-born. For presidency position, he believes that the person must be American-born, and at least one of his parents must be American-born as well. Qualifications for state or local government positions are to be determined by the state or local municipality.

[[File:Ancapf.png]] Extent of Commodification
Under Neo-Afunhumaninterism, commodification of space objects is allowed to a certain extent. A settlement on another planet/moon/asteroid made by a private or public entity claims all unclaimed land up to 75 kilometers away from the settlement (Of course, the entity can claim less land if it wants). If the settlement is underground, then elevations above the settlement are not claimed. All of the volume beneath a surface settlement is claimed except if some of it has been settled by another settlement. Volume, in this case, is defined as the cone-like space between an object's center of mass and the area on the surface.

Compatibility with Other Countries besides the United States
Neo-Afunhumaninterism could easily work in other countries. Some things in the framework explicitly design for usage in the United States would have to be redone in order to be exclusive to the country in question.

Checks and Balances
After reading all of this, this should be very obvious to you. Neo-Afunhumaninterism is a strong believer in checks and balances, for example:
 * Between the branches of the government,
 * Between the populace and the government,
 * Between legal guardians and those under him/her,
 * Between workers and their bosses,
 * Between political parties in elections,

and so forth. This is done and emphasized to reduce extreme imbalance or power tripping, one that could lead to tyranny of the majority, a two-party system, corporatocracy, communism, tyranny of the guardian, government corruption, totalitarianism, or autocracy.

[[File:Mainjing.png]] Regarding Extremism of the Establishment Narrative
Neo-Afunhumaninterism strongly disavows overzealous provax, sphere-earthism, evolution, biden-won-fairly-ism, etc. The government should never hold a stance on these views or implement policies that oppress creationists/antivaxxers/unconventional-earth-shapers/biden-cheated-ists. He might disagree with some of these groups but does not want government-run censorship of the groups. For the most part, he opposes censorship against these groups in the metapolitical sphere (except against holocaust deniers, LARPers, and imperial units supporters).

There should be no government oppression against people who hold unconventional views, nor will they be prohibited from running in an election on the basis of unconventional views.

Legal Quasi-Neuroequalism
He supports legal equality between different neurotypes, for example, high-functioning autism, ADHD, or dyslexia. He does not support the legal privilege of typically-developing individuals.

He strongly opposes and hates cyanism, autisto-Chinese supremacist ideology, high-IQ-ocracy, Aspergers' supremacy, autism supremacy, emotion/identity abolition, or any resemblance of those ideologies.

Earliest Stages
In the earliest stages of the ideology (perhaps before Roe v Wade is overturned), all abortion laws would be made as strict as possible as soon as possible, and some adultism would be dissolved in favor of semi-liberation (which is pushed more in later stages). The major parties would be shifted slightly in favor of the ideology. Even though the ideology does not support state metricism, minor metric enforcement may be used in the earliest stages. Voting age may or may not be temporarily reduced to anywhere between 13 and 17. The legislative/executive seats would be infiltrated first before the court seats, especially regarding POTUS and SCOTUS.

The means do not have to always have to comply with the ends. For example, moderate state metricism or a lower voting age may be okay for a period of time.

Regarding [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] TheGhostOfInky
TheGhostOfInky is based as a moderator, even if his political beliefs are severely under par. He should continue to be a moderator until he resigns.

Regarding [[File:LARP.png]] LARPers
LARPers should not be allowed any significant positions in any mod team. This includes Plenderplar, MatmajTHM, Game2Winter, and Oiboioi. They should be encouraged to seek help and not be given moderator perms for the duration of their larp.

He also enjoys the use of retard/mute roles on larpers as well as inverted roles (removing self assigned roles and adding other roles) and auto-reactions (to an extent).

[[File:Vesselism_icon.png]] Page Purge
He believes that a purge of the wiki's most barebone pages is only acceptable if it is necessary for the wiki to stay up.

He is also an ally of Empty Vessel in metapolitical terms.

Regarding Comments
His view on wiki comments is slightly negative. They were okay, but talk about ideologies should be restricted to the PCBAMH/F discord servers and talk pages.

[[File:Oligarchy.png]] Anti-Democracy
Even though he supports representative democracy in national politics, he opposes it in metapolitics. Pure representative democracy is bad as what can be seen in PCBF. He believes mods should be appointed by the mod vote and not the popular vote unless the mod vote ties. If the mod vote ties, the vote will go to the people. Ideally, if the popular vote ties, a poll in the main PCB or Quarkpol servers shall be held.

Anti-Airisuism
He opposes Airisu having too much power, like Airisu does now. (S)he wrongfully blocked ForestCryptid on PCBA, and (s)he'd ideally be demoted from the upper PCB(A) ranks. Airisu is somewhat immature, annoying, and powertrips a lot in order to preserve h(er/is) equanimity.

[[File:Earth.png]] Earth Shape
He believes the earth is approximately a sphere. It bulges a few dozen kilometres at the equator. Gravity experienced on Earth is a product of universal gravitation forces and the large mass of the planet Earth.

[[File:Humanismpix.png]] Regarding the Holocene
The Holocene is extremely short compared to other epochs. It is only ~11,700 years (b2k) long; he believes the three ages should be fused due to how short they are. He also believes that the "Anthropocene" should be the second age after the first Holocene age. After enough time has passed, ages should be fused until they begin to match the size of the ages within the Pleistocene. He believes that the gap that spans the time from 1950 to the present should be called the "Anthropocene" due to humanity's effect on the world as a whole. The Holocene should not end until some (hundreds of thousands or) millions of years have passed, the Quaternary should not end until many more millions of years have passed, the Cenozoic should not end until many tens of millions of years have passed, and the Phanerozoic should not end until many more hundreds of millions of years have passed.

Of course this is simply an ideal, but the current system works almost equally as well.

[[File:Metricf.png]] Flood Arguments
Imptards can go cry a bit more since this section is filled with metric units

He believes there was a large flood near the Mesopotamian area many thousands of years ago; the people who lived there had never seen a heavy rain in their lives. On the other hand, he does not support the notion of a global flood.

The Earth's oceans carry approximately 1.5 billion cubic kilometers (~1,500,000,000 km3) of water, and the oceans account for approximately 97.5% of the Earth's water supply. A global flood would require approximately 4.5 billion cubic kilometers (~4,500,000,000 km3), and this number was calculated under the assumption that the earth has a radius of 6,371 kilometers.

A sphere made of pure water that would be 4.5 billion cubic kilometers would be approximately 1,024 kilometers in radius. A ball of liquid water this size would be approximately 10 times more voluminous than the largest Asteroid Belt object. Such an object would only be about 160 kilometers shy of Pluto in radius.

The atmosphere contains approximately thirteen thousand cubic kilometers (13,000 km3) of water. Even if the average relative humidity is as low as 30%, the atmosphere would be able to hold as much as only approximately 43,000 km3 of water. If the atmosphere were one hundred times heavier than it is now, it would be able to only hold an extremely small fraction of the 4.5 billion km3 needed for a global deluge (~4.3 million km3, or only ~0.000956%); the atmosphere would be so dense that life as we know it would burn up. The average cumulus cloud contains about 500 total kiloliters (~500 kL or 0.0000005 km3) of water.

[[File:JewTheo.png]] The Six Days
He believes that the first photons, water, algae, celestial bodies, trilobites, and land animals were created in that order (OEC). He believes that the first water came to Earth approximately 3.8 billion years ago (~3.8 Ga). The first algae and celestial bodies came very soon after (perhaps within 24hr). The first sea and land animals were created somewhat before the Cambrian began, and humans were created thousands of years before the present (preferably before the Holocene). These "days", or eras of time ("yom" can mean either an era of time or a 24hr period), may overlap. For example, the first birds, characteristic of the fifth time period, came into being within the Cretaceous. Dinosaurs lived from 250 to 65 million years ago; trilobites lived from 540 to 250 million years ago.

[[File:AstatineStandard.png]] Radioactive Isotope Dating
He believes that radiometric dating is accurate if done right. Half-lives do not change significantly enough to throw off a radiometric date. Thus, it is to be treated as constant. There should be a hierarchy of radioactive dating methods from most reliable to least reliable.

The decay constant of a radioactive isotope is essentially constant, so if done right, radioactive dating is accurate. Radioactive dating can be reliably used to date rock layers or fossils.

Carbon-14 dating is not as reliable as dendrochronology for dating things out in the open because it is easy to contaminate; nitrogen is the most common gas in the atmosphere.

Due to the nature of zircons, uranium-lead dating is held in high esteem.

AntiEvol.png]] Arguments Against Evolution [[File:Alternative_Idea_Jingoism.png
He does not believe in Darwinian evolution. There are no transitional fossils in the fossil record. We do not see transitional creatures running around the place.

He does not believe in the notion that we humans evolved from apes or monkeys. The "Lucy" skeleton was clearly made from the bones of humans and animals made to look convincing.

Nonetheless, he believes in micro-evolution (variation). When you leave two organisms of opposite sexes on an island with no other partners, they will multiply and diversify. Bacteria and viruses also have some form of "evolution". If you give a standard pool of bacteria an antibiotic, some will survive and "evolve" to become immune to the antibiotic. These are called superbugs.

Relations

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Friends

 * [[File:NeoEnl.png]] - Dang, one of the most based things to exist.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - #RightUnity
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] - Too bad that the fraud only limited you to one term. Make America Great Again!
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraftism - I unironically play(ed) this.
 * [[File:Capitalism.png]] - The economy belongs to the people, not the corrupt embezzled government officials. The market will be free and will give equal opportunity for all people for all time!
 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christianity - The religion I find truest.
 * [[File:Christianright.png]] Christian Right - You may have some awkward statements but you're on the right track.
 * [[File:PCB-CCC.png]] Capitalist Christian Conservatism - Thank you for reaffirming that capitalism; that is my most important asset.
 * [[File:ANSDACK.png]] ANSDALCK - When you split JoeyFloppa into his ideological components.
 * [[File:Floppa.png]] Floppaism - May I pet you?
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - Critical support for civilians carrying M16s and the NRA.
 * [[File:Mises Instituteism.png]] Mises Instituteism - More Austrian = More Gold = More Freedom = More Based. And it was funny when you got A**isu to seethe a while back.
 * [[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] - National identity is formed by both common values and common cultural identity.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - I do find empires and colonization quite based.
 * [[File:Antidemolismf.png]] Anti-Demolismism - He's never come back in MONTHS and that is a good thing.
 * [[File:Clib.png]] - You are and always have been the foundation of the modern capitalist, libertarian, and redpilled movements.
 * FreedomToonsism - Rather watch this than PragerKids; it's good to make fun of retards in the gov.
 * [[File:Afunflop.png]] AfunFloppaism - My favorite ideological derivative.
 * [[File:ModerAdult.png]] Moderate Adultism - When you have just the right amount of discrimination and are not irrationally treating minors like the profoundly mentally disabled or something like that.
 * Ultrarightism - This is rocket fuel for when progressives have watered down the GOP the capitalist movement with taxes and multiculturalism.
 * [[File:Heterometric.png]] Heterosexual Metricism - I enjoy the straight attraction AND the metric system.
 * [[File:Acoppa.png]] Anti-COPPAism - FINALLY Volzee gets it right.
 * [[File:Pronatalismf.png]] Pronatalism - The antidote for the national plague of abortion. Maybe the fundamentalists would say that I'd be preventing a natural disaster or something.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] - I want to preserve traditions and freedom!
 * [[File:Antipan.png]] Anti-Pansexualism - I have the capacity to not hate bisexuality but I, for some reason, frown heavily upon pansexuality.
 * [[File:Metricf.png]] Metricism - The best system of measurement.
 * [[File:SIAcc.png]] Metric Accelerationism [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]] (Right) - Remove all businesses that persist in their use of retard measures. Naturally.
 * [[File:Univgravf.png]] Universal Attractionism - #UniversalGravitation, #UniversalGravitation, #UniversalGravitation! (100% unironic)
 * [[File:Antiabort.png]] Anti-Abortionism - #DownWithAbortion
 * [[File:Washington.png]] Washingtonism - Excellent general, model, and first president.
 * [[File:Adultmetric.png]] Metric Adultism - I simply enjoyed trolling Eyzko with this, that immature imptard.
 * [[File:Basedism.png]] Basedism - БАСЕД ДЕПАРТМЕНТ, АССЕМБЛЕ!
 * [[File:Cambrian.png]] Cambrianism - Earth IS old, learn to accept it.
 * [[File:Afunmetflop.png]] AfunMetbolFloppaism - The TRUE 2021 fusion.
 * [[File:AfunFusionf-striped.png]] Broad Afunhumaninterist Fusionism - Now here comes the TRUE capitalist-conservative fusion!!

Friends (ish)

 * [[File:Metrickid.png]] Metric Childism - Super-based plus semi-cringe gives this.
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] - You are similar to me but you're a monarchist and you somewhat a bit too far on cultural conservatism. And you're also kinda weird. Based tho And I do simp for you by making picrews with your flags.
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] - I do share a lot in common with you, and I also wouldn't mind being called a Darwinist. You're a bit too wacky for me, though.
 * [[File:Mesocon.png]] Pragerism - You're based-ish but I know the alt-right isn't on the left and Hitler wasn't of the left.
 * [[File:4chan.png]] Anonism - I never knew how based 4chan is until I discovered Q. And Pepe is a great meme although I've never used it much.
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - I've fantasized about helicopters in Minecraft. This ideology is actually, based. Exception is that statism isn't the answer to communism.
 * [[File:Ultranat.png]] - You're somewhat wacky for me, but that's okay. Also, most people give you a bad name because Fash.png he ruined your name.
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] - My april fools' larp. Tbh, reactionarism is kinda weird but I do like your ideas.
 * [[File:Reactaustrobert.png]] Austroreactionarism - Reactionarism is kinda weird but I do think you're pretty cool since you're like Austrocon.
 * [[File:Reactmin.png]] Reactionary Minarchism - Reactionarism is kinda weird but establishing a minarchy is based.
 * [[File:Racist Honk.png]] Coon Satirism - Edgy Altright humor is fun, but don't take it to the point of violence or vandalism.
 * [[File:Rightac.png]] Right-Accelerationism - My favorite accelerationist. Best way to kill socialism. And also, "Economic Darwinism" is a very nice name. I'll just say...Let's go!
 * [[File:Neoreb.png]] Neo-Rebelism - We might share most goals but antimetric opposition to total market liberation is a bit off.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Altr.png]] - You're based but you're also a bit weird for me and have some racy-ish ideas.
 * [[File:QAnonism.png]] QAnonism - Some absurd stuff here but radicalizing the right is based.
 * [[File:Jorg.png]] Jorgensenism - Your laissez-faire economic policy is good, but a lot of things, meh.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] - If it weren't for the welfare, you'd be based.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - Your economic system is based, but this is what you get when it is merged with a radical Marxist agenda.
 * [[File:NaziFloppa.png]] National JoeyFloppaism - This guy is way too authoritarian and maybe antisemitic, but your economic stances are like, based.
 * [[File:Nazcapf.png]] - You're very authoritarian and a bit antisemitic, but we're economically pretty close.
 * [[File:Postsystem.png]] Post-Systemism - My ideological cousin who is a total sodomite. The only good thing about you is that you like the Austrian school of economics.
 * [[File:Flopg.png]] Floppagender Pride - Xenogenders are not my thing but Floppa is based nevertheless.
 * [[File:Furry.png]] Furryocracy - Why do I want to be ruled by fur***s?!
 * [[File:Plrc.png]] Paleoreactionarism - There are many things based about you, but please shut up on your saying that the Enlightenment was a mistake because most of it wasn't. I guess I can find more similarities than differences between the two of us.
 * [[File:Rwsjw.png]] Right-Wing SJW - I think you're so based, even though you're a racist. But videogames and blacks do not comprise most of society's problems. It's SJW.webp them.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] - Even though you're a bit communist, and you let COVID attack the world as well as rig the 2020 election, you're capitalist enough for my tastes. And your "firewall" is trash.
 * [[File:RegCap.png]] Regulationist Capitalism - Capitalism is quite based, but this? Regulation is always bad. At least you're not as bad as Socdem.png him.
 * [[File:DemcrR.png]] Right-Democratism - Still a bit cringe but at least he knows the benefits of capitalism.
 * [[File:Wflop.png]] White JoeyFloppaism - You have good intentions, and I see you want to preserve American culture. It would be better if you stopped thinking blacks can't make America great, too.
 * [[File:Bflop.png]] Black JoeyFloppaism - JoeyFloppaism is based, but stop saying that we must eliminate the white race. All races should be equally treated by the government.
 * [[File:Noodleland.png]] Authoritarian Capitalist Minecraftian Rejectionism - Way too strict on many things, and you ruined the netherite spawn rate while you're at it. I wasn't offended when you took over the second PCB server, but I do like your new one, thanks. And I learned that you hate netherite standards.
 * [[File:Systemism.png]] Systemism - Acceptable but I was really naive back then.
 * [[File:Civnat.png]] - Run on the mill patriotism. You're based, but having the same rights doesn't mean the same nationality.
 * [[File:Lib.png]] - Liberalism has always been somewhat based until radicals ruined it.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - Too idealistic to actually work, but tbh, I can relate to you pretty well.
 * [[File:Simpflop.png]] SimpFloppaism - Precisely what everyone on the left thought of me.
 * [[File:Moder.png]] - Bruh. You're good in terms of ageism but in terms of economics? Cancer.
 * [[File:Adult.png]] Adultism - A lot of American adultism just makes society more dangerous to children.
 * [[File:Childism.png]] Childism - Okay, express yourself freely, just don't vote! Proceeds to indoctrinate kids with the Metric System as part of Right-SI/Acc
 * [[File:Subgenius.png]] Subgenius - Capitalism is based but you've made some really weird…cult out of it.
 * Kiloliterism - I don't like abortion or mandated cooming, but filling a tank with SJW tears just shows how far we've gone.
 * [[File:Unibert.png]] Universal Libertarianism - Children should be given more rights than they get now, and libertarianism is also good. But you're somewhat Kak as well.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - WASP Christian ethics and conservatism are good, it's just you're a bit hardcore at times and that you hate spreading democracy worldwide. The Alt-Right is meh-ish.
 * [[File:Rebelism.png]] Rebelism - You mean geronotcratic bootlickers? Or just fundamental anti-centrist conservatism taken far?
 * [[File:Cybpunk.png]] Cyberpunk 2077ism - I like liberty, capitalism, and tech but you're also too unrestrained in sexual terms and customizing the length of your penis is transgender propaganda.
 * [[File:AdultChem.png]] Chemical Adultism (regular) - I would not arrest teens for smoking or drinking but shut the borders to the cartels trying to get the kids high.
 * [[File:Culutranat.png]] Cultural Ultranationalism - Has an appeal to me but I'm not giving up my meters and liters for this.
 * [[File:Puritan.png]] Puritan Theocracy - Very statist for me and anti-individualist but purifying the Church from within is based. (the Pilgrims were also based) And waking sleeping pew-warmers with thorns is uber funni. (And you helped found the United States, even more based)
 * Evil-Afunhumaninterism - When natural selection is taken way out of context and way too far.
 * [[File:SIAcc.png]] Metric Accelerationism [[File:Left-SIAcc.png]] (Left) - Workers' unions and mass strikes are bad. FREE MARKET METRIK CAPITALISM!!
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] State Metricism - You may have good intentions, but as always, good intentions aren't everything.
 * Neo-Unspokeism - Ugh, Unspoke be slightly better. At least you oppose progressivism more!
 * [[File:Gop.png]] Gopnism - Good music, not so good politics don't do drugs, kids.

Barely Enemies

 * [[File:Antiinky.png]] Inkybusterism - Inky best mod. (Except for joey) I do like silly chimpism tho.
 * [[File:Bckcap.png]] Bookchin Capitalism - Bruh moment
 * [[File:Cball-Portugal.png]] Portuguese Model - Jesse, this is like what the Democrats want (to some extent). At least you don't have full-term abortion madness!
 * [[File:Khrushchev.png]] - I hate your ideology except that you de-[[File:Stalin.png]]  the USSR and freed the author that was exercising his freedom of speech. And you will not "bury us".
 * [[File:Colum.png]] Columbinism - I never condone mass murder but I can relate to some of the entries a lot more than I can relate to whoever put Roe v Wade into effect. (R rated movies on cable, freedom of speech, and underage smoking) And seriously, you needed to touch the grass.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] - Your philosophy is kinda extreme, and anarchism is unrealistic.
 * [[File:AdultChem.png]] Chemical Adultism (meme version) - Funni aftermath. The trolling was too far there
 * [[File:Radcambrian.png]] Radical Cambrianism - How Cambrianism could go wrong.
 * [[File:BBCOPCBAWicon.png]] BringBackCommentsOnPCBAWikiism - Please don't get MH to shut the wiki down.
 * [[File:United Russia.png]] Putinism - You were just OK until...СЛАВА УКРАИНЕ!!

Enemies

 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - Most incompetent leader of America over the last 245 years. And seriously, why did you need to fix 2020?
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - Bernie bruh moment.
 * [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - Worker's right? You're a...socialist!
 * [[File:Pcba twit.png]] Twitter - SJW hideout.
 * [[File:Techsoclib.png]] Techno-Social Liberalism - Almost as bad as [[File:Techsocdem.png]] SajZeal Model. Liberal.
 * [[File:Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Stalinism-Sajadism-Edwinism-Overbism-Fascism-Ecologism.png]] MLMSSEOFE - What is this communistic sorcery?
 * [[File:Fuenteism.png]] Fuenteism - 3rd positionist nazi fashoid? NO.
 * [[File:Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusterism - Leftie conspiracy.
 * [[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism - SMASH ROE V WADE!!
 * [[File:Bidenreich.png]] Bidenreichism - You're just Authoritarian Bidenism.
 * - You're a communist. Islamist.
 * [[File:Harris.png]] Harrisism - HAHA ERIC HARRIS HAHA Racist VP. But at least you're 1% more compentent than Biden.
 * [[File:Ramranch.png]] Ram Ranch Model - Me no gae.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - The bane of my existence. Marx and Hitler were my least favorite Germans.
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - Will [REDACTED] be normalized or something?
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Sexocracy - Sex drive is okay, but rapist fantasy what is this?
 * [[File:Sanders.png]] Sandersism - Aging socialist, how much different from sleepy Joe?
 * [[File:Synd.png]] - Labor unions are the WORST unions. Businesses should be FREE to do whatever they want with them, and no whiney SJW can change that fact!
 * [[File:Welf.png]] - Stop punishing the workers and rewarding the lazy.
 * [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratism - If it isn't the ones who legalized abortion, inflated the dollar, and required you to be 16 to get damn fireworks!!
 * [[File:DemcrL.png]] Left-Democratism Democratism but honest with even more filth and cringe to it.
 * [[File:Heterophobe.png]] Heterophobia - When Plender gets it right.
 * [[File:BigCon.png]] The C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y. - You're just like Ingsoc but a lot more cursed and weird.
 * [[File:Discordianism.png]] Discordianism - Very much like the [[File:Plen.png]] larper INGSOC on the wiki but quite cursed and maybe like [[File:Azathothf.png]] Azathoth.
 * [[File:RationalWikism.png]] RationalWikism - Atheoid Wikipedia.
 * [[File:EconInflate.png]] Economic Inflationism - Stop ruining our economy and our currency, you Keynesian.
 * [[File:Hyperinflate.png]] Hyperinflationism - Same as above but has the potential to do damage very quickly.
 * Anti-Misesism - You are all socialists!
 * [[File:Keynes.png]] - Laissez-faire economics are needed for a prosperous country.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - You ruined [[File:Ultranat.png]]  using your collective rhetoric.
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - Commie trans fascism? Bruh
 * Rational Adultism - Now, cede or else get removed!! СЛАВА ОСВОБОЖДЕНИЮ!!
 * [[File:Ecomarx.png]] Ecological Marxism - Marxism just got worse.
 * [[File:PgAntiquitism.png]][[File:KAntiquitism.png]][[File:JAntiquitism.png]][[File:TAntiquitism.png]][[File:PAntiquitism.png]] Prehistoric Ideologies [[File:CAntiquitism.png]][[File:DAntiquitism.png]][[File:SAntiquitism.png]][[File:OAntiquitism.png]][[File:ꞒAntiquitism.png]] - I don't want to abolish humanity. I want to go forward, not backward.
 * [[File:Feel.png]] Feelism - SJWoid.
 * [[File:Intersectionality-icon.png]] Intersectionality - See above.
 * [[File:Boobah Blue.png]] Boohbah Occultism - The phallic version of [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Cyanism.
 * [[File:Bckchn.png]] Bookchin Communalism - Literally all PKK worshippers right here.
 * [[File:Corporatism.png]] Corporatism - Seriously? Government should not be owning companies. Need I say more?
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - Nationalist but really screwed the concept, thanks to your genocide.
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] - Rather have the above than you.
 * [[File:Altleft.png]] Alt-Left - Cry moar snowflake.
 * [[File:National SJW.png]] National SJW - See above but you'd most likely perform genocide against straight white men.
 * [[File:Hsjw.png]] Hyper-SJWism - Crybaby.
 * [[File:Supadult.png]] Super-Adultism - The worst form of adultism.
 * National Airisuism - Transkurdish ultranationalist be like.
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] - No freedom of religion? No. Just no.
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] - Really cringe just like any communist; I'd easily prefer the United Russia.png the other Vladimir to you.
 * [[File:GTA.png]] Grand Theft Autoism - Can't believe people play this sh*t. Just remember the old San Ans.
 * [[File:Panauth.png]] Panarchy - Seems like finally someone's sexuality would sway my vote. (ideally, if I were to vote)
 * Socialist State Liberalism - What's next? Revprog succialism?
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Eugenicism - But why?
 * [[File:Dozenal.png]] Dozenalism - Metric is great.
 * [[File:Sameness.png]] Sameness - I'm not letting my amygdala go.
 * [[File:Imptard.png]] Imperial Retard - Smooth_brain.png
 * Ultra-Anti-Metrication - Now, shut your mouth tight or else.
 * [[File:3WF.png]] Third-Wave Feminism - Why do you want to live a slut lifestyle?
 * Unspokeism - А вот ЭТО херня!
 * [[File:Anticambrian.png]] Anti-Cambrianism - Antiscientific + Ridiculous claim.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] - Be prepared for ultra-high level fracking.
 * [[File:Uberkak.png]] Cheiristocracy - Exactly what the mind of a feet-and-inches loyalist looks like.
 * -|Self-Inserts=

Scoring System
Afun Index v2 Total pts: 6316

Nine-number lists go like: Offcomp-Extreme-Intermediate-Moderate-Center-Moderate-Intermediate-Extreme-Offcomp

All tiers are based off of percentage (e.g. top 20%, bottom 40%).


 * [[File:Soc.png]] Equality-Property [[File:Cap.png]] Axis: (0,10,30,50,95,140,160,200,170)
 * [[File:Regulationism.png]] Planning-Commerce [[File:Austrobert.png]] Axis: (0,15,25,45,90,130,150,185,175)
 * [[File:Prgess.png]] Cultural Left-Right [[File:Trad.png]] Axis: (0,10,35,60,85,120,160,130,85)
 * [[File:Globe.png]] Globalist-Nationalist [[File:Nation.png]] Axis: (0,10,35,60,90,135,145,125,100)
 * [[File:Sec.png]] Authoritarian-Libertarian [[File:Libertarian.png]] Axis: (0,10,35,65,85,125,155,130,115)
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] Prim-Tech [[File:Transh.png]] Axis: (0,5,25,50,75,120,120,100,30)
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism-Industrialism [[File:Indust.png]] Axis: (0,4,18,40,70,100,125,120,80)
 * [[File:Abort.png]] Prochoice-Prolife Axis: (0,15,42,72,105,130,125)

Sexuality

 * [[File:Straight.png]] Heterosexual-Homosexual [[File:Gay.png]] Axis (Kinsey): (16,12,8,4,0)
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Hypersexualism-Allosexualism-Asexualism Axis: (0,7,5,2,0)
 * [[File:Straight.png]] Heteroromantic-Homoromantic [[File:Gay.png]] Axis (Kinsey): (12,9,6,3,0)
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Hyperromantic-Alloromantic-Aromantic Axis: (1,5,3,1,0)
 * Gender Binary: 15
 * Cis: 20

Discriminatory

 * Jeunism-Adultism Axis: (0,8,35,60,105,150,110,50,15)
 * Homosup-Heterosup Axis: (0,10,35,65,100,145,135,90,75)
 * Transup-Cissup Axis: (0,8,30,60,100,140,140,95,75)
 * [REDACTED]phobia: 300 per part, 4 parts (Ambiguous people get 150 per part)

Metapol

 * Bad Mod-Good Mod Axis: (0,50,115,210,280,340,400) (supporters count too)
 * [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] Jannyphobe-Jannyphile: (0,20,40,65,80,100,80)
 * PCBF-PCBAMH Axis: (0,10,35,60,85,100,100)
 * Bad Page-Good Page Axis: (0,15,60,100,120,185,220)
 * Bad Art-Good Art Axis: (0,15,60,100,120,185,220)
 * [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Pro-Cyanism-Anti-Cyanism Axis: (0,125,285,465) (people who do not care are 465)

Religion

 * Religious (Christian): 55
 * Nonfundamentalist: 45
 * Nonextremist: 80
 * Irreligious/Atheist: 40
 * Separation of Church and State: 50
 * Non-Cultist: 120

Bonus
If you want to be added, please DM me at afunhumaninter#9121 and I will determine your classification.
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraft Player: 45 (Bonus 25 for PCBMC)
 * [[File:Cambrian.png]] Old Earth: 125 (not if ultra-old-earth)
 * [[File:AntiEvol.png]] Creationist: 110 (none if YEC or if denies microevolution)
 * [[File:Metricf.png]] Metric Supporter: 160 (bonus 40 if he actually uses it)
 * [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]] Neurotypisch: 7
 * Normal color vision: 9 (4 if anomalous)
 * Relations with Afunhumaninter: (0,40,80,120,140)
 * Round earth: 350 (bonus 350 for filled earth)
 * Heliocentrism: 300


 * -|Jokes=

Friends

 * [[File:PCBA_AntiSin.png]] Sinophobia - "Ch*nk" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "Ch*nkspeak" "Ch*nkland"
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] State Metricism - Censor. Imperial. Retards. #Metric4US

Friends(ish)

 * [[File:Colum.png]] Columbinism - Meme haven.

Enemies

 * [[File:Ego.png]] - I have 20/15, why do you ask?

Personality

 * Can get defensive when he is called by the wrong sexual orientation or neurotype. (hetero + neurotypical)
 * ESTJ, but usually isn't bossy
 * Absolutely HATES it when the Imperial units are used, but can easily cope with them.
 * Will always ensure he has Mending and Unb3 on a pickaxe before searching out Ancient Debris.
 * Extremely big-picture focused.
 * Rarely cusses except when [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Cyanism is in the room.
 * Thinks zombie-resistant entryways will actually work in a zombie siege.
 * Often one of the first to get the point of a joke.
 * Will claim somebody has OCD even if it really isn't true. Especially for young-earth creationists.
 * Will sometimes cringe at his old self, even dating back to 2016.
 * Glorifies uranium-lead dating and can become very territorial over it.
 * Will sometimes talk about a scenario where the world is the same as it is except that abortion doesn't exist. (Aka utopia)
 * Never has a flat tone of voice.
 * Will often use German or Russian to larp to look big.
 * When he has too much copper, he will try to give it away.
 * Enjoys strawmanning the transgender community.
 * In speech, he treats the [[File:ModerAdult.png]] softening of systematic age discrimination like [[File:Metricf.png]] metrication while referring to them as both desirable things.
 * Even though he does not agree with the LGBT+ ideology, in the vast majority of cases, he tries not to induce shame on nearby people who may be LGBT+.

How to Draw
AfunFlag.png


 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Fill it in dark grey. (#241312)
 * 3) Draw a dark red circle. (#450e0e)
 * 4) Draw the symbol of the Austrian school of economics, also known as the Hayek coat of arms.
 * 5) Draw the eyes.

Optional Notes

 * Draw him carrying an enchanted netherite pickaxe and an iron ingot.
 * Draw him mining Ancient Debris in the Nether.
 * If he is in combat, depict him carrying an enchanted Netherite Sword and/or an AA-12 with a 20-round drum.

Name Information

 * Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Derived from "Neo-" (new) and "Afunhumaninterism" (1.2021)
 * Afunhumaninterism - Derived from "Afunhumaninter" and "-ism" (ideology/belief) (11.2020)
 * Afunhumaninter - Derived from "Afunhuman" and "Thegamistinter" (8.2017)
 * Afunhuman - Derived from "a", "fun", and "human" as Forge of Empires username (8.2016)
 * Thegamistinter - Derived from "Thegamist" and "inter", as in "inter-platform", or between platforms (4.2016)
 * Thegamist - Derived from "The", "game", and "-ist", as in "scentist". "The game scientist" (4.2016)
 * Length: 20 (excluding dash/space)

What will happen to this page if it becomes outdated?
If this page is outdated all of a sudden, a new icon will be created, and this page will be moved to Meso-Afunhumaninterism. Neo-Afunhumaninterism will keep its icon and the new icon will be used for Meso-Afunhumaninterism. Neo-Afunhumaninterism will be written, and the self-insert template will be moved to the new Neo-Afunhumaninterism.

(Some) Afunhumaninter Slang

 * Aboritard - Person who openly supports abortion rights, portmanteau of "abortion" and "retard".
 * Afunhumaninter Column - A diagram of Afunhumaninter's life history in a geological-column-style chart, comparing times in his life to eras in the geological timeline.
 * Anus God (butt god, ass god) - [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Game2Winter's god, known as Anu
 * Based Department (sometimes БАСЕД ДЕПАРТМЕНТ) - [[File:AfunFusionf.png]] Broad Afunhumaninterist Fusion. Can also refer to just the primary wing or the secondary wing (see below). May also refer to right-wing/Christian groups in general (seldom).
 * First-Strike Capability - A quick large-scale attack against any one person or group. A reference to Bloons TD5/6. Usually refers to bans and the such.
 * Flood Truther - A young-earth creationist
 * [[File:Earth-GSS.png]] [[File:Aelivyt GSS.png]] [[File:Mnustun GSS.png]] Greater Solar System [[File:Idell GSS.png]] [[File:Tercuptas GSS.png]] [[File:Ghoribel GSS.png]] (GSS) - An astronomy fanfiction about planetary ideological echo chambers.
 * Imperial Retard (Imptard) - A person who is strongly against the use of the metric system
 * [[File:ConvH2O-Moleculeism.png]] Moleculeism - Discontinuous theory of matter + atomic theory
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] MSB - Metric System Bot, Afunhumaninter's personal anti-Imperial-units Python bot
 * Neuroinf - A golden infinity symbol, usually referring to [[File:Autism.png]] Autism.
 * Neuropiece - A blue-purple-yellow puzzle piece emoji with a protrusion on the top and holes in the sides, also referring to [[File:Autism.png]] Autism.
 * New Austria - A hypothetical nation based on the values of the [[File:AfunFusionf.png]] Broad Afunhumaninterist Fusion.
 * Peggy - Name for Plenderplar
 * Primary Wing - A part of the [[File:AfunFusionf.png]] Broad Afunhumaninterist Fusion that is centralized on Polcompball.
 * Secondary Wing - The part of the [[File:AfunFusionf.png]] Broad Afunhumaninterist Fusion that is composed of Afunhumaninter's IRL friends.
 * Under the number - Under a given age (usually 13 or 18 years).