SomeCrusaderism

SomeCrusaderism is an American patriot, capitalist, conservative, and can vary civically between statist and liberal. It's essentially a different varient of Christian Conservatism.

[[File:RegCap.png]] Regulated Capitalism [[File:RegCap.png]]
SomeCrusaderism believes that capitalism is the best economic system we ever had, but believes that it isn't without its flaws. SomeCrusaderism advocates that a few regulations should be put in place for the economy (minimum wage, minumum working hour, workplace safety regulations, making sure that food is edible and your meds don't kill people, etc.), but nothing to the extent of things like fixing prices for certain goods. Aside from the regulations listed, he believes that the market should be left to itself.

[[File:Fiscon.png]] Social Programs [[File:Fiscon.png]]
SomeCrusaderism is generally skeptical of social programs, especially in regards to stimulus checks and universal basic income. He sees it as the government rewarding laziness, screws over a balanced budget, and, unlike a service like public transportation, there's little assurance that the recipient would use the money for any good. You never know if someone will blow a stimulus check on gambling or drugs, after all. However, he doesn't mind the idea of universal healthcare, seeing it as the one social program that would actually help most people. Living in America, you can imagine SomeCrusaderism's frustration that the one social program that he wouldn't mind is also the only one that is unavailable.

[[File:Consti.png]] Constitutionalism [[File:Consti.png]]
SomeCrusaderism deems that it's best if the government is run in accordance to the United States Constitution, i.e. a republic. Just copy-paste how the American government runs and put it into his ideology. The only thing changed is that during elections the popular votes of states decide their state's electoral vote.

[[File:Fed.png]] Federalism [[File:Fed.png]]
SomeCrusaderism believes that some governance needs to be done by state governments, believing that they know what their citizens would need better than the national government. He wants matters like same-sex marriage and legal marijuana to be decided by states.

[[File:Civnat.png]] Immigration [[File:Civnat.png]]
SomeCrusaderism values strong border security, but wants to make the immigration process itself easier. He reasons that the primary reason for illegal immigration being so high in the United States is due to how long and cumbersome the legal immigration process is, and that they opt for the illegal option out of desperation. With this reasoning, SomeCrusaderism inmpilments a version of the American immigration process that is slightly more expedient. He is also a strong advocate for interculturalism as an alternative to assimilationism and multiculturalism, believing that some shared cultural values and a sense of patriotism is essential to the cohesion of any society.

[[File:Intercult.png]] Interculturalism [[File:Intercult.png]]
SomeCrusaderism strongly supports interculturalism as an alternative to assimilationism and multiculturalism. He sees how assimilationist countries tend to be very bigoted and hateful to those outside of the national culture and sees how the same becomes of multiculturalist societies tending to self-segregate. SomeCrusaderism wants interculturalism because it allows for cultural diversity, but there is still a shared national identity that keeps people together.

[[File:Modnat.png]] Patriotism [[File:Modnat.png]]
SomeCrusaderism is a patriotic American, and wants to do whatever is in the best interest of the country. However, he is not repulsed by the idea of co-operation with the internatuional community, especially if it means making alliances or treaties that benefit America, directly or indirectly.

[[File:Bull Moose Progressivism.png]] Speak Softly and Carry A Big Stick [[File:Bull Moose Progressivism.png]]
Under SomeCrusaderism, the government would live up to the legendary Teddy Roosevelt quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick." He wants America to first resort to rational diplomacy, but believes the the might of the U.S. military should be used to disuade any attempts by foreign nations at aggression. If they still act with hostility, then, well, that's on their own heads.

[[File:Christy.png]] Religion [[File:Christy.png]]
SomeCrusaderism is an Evangelical Christian, and he wants much of society to be based on Christian values. These include the protection of the nuclear family, the preservation of traditional gender roles (but not to the extent of barring women from the workforce or paying them less), etc.. He sees the decline of Christianity in the West brought about a culture of sexual brokeness, decadence, and nihilism. There will still be freedom of religion, but he believes that the government should try to promote Christian values not to convert people, but to provide a baseline morality for people to live by, as he sees atheism as completely unable to ground morality.

[[File:White Guilt.png]] Race [[File:BlackConF.png]]
SomeCrusaderism abhors racism, seeing it as being irrational and against the word of God. He believes that people need to be judged by their merits rather than ethnicity. He highly admires MLK Jr. for his peaceful ways of attaining civil rights and his Christian rationalization of it. However, he still opposes affirmative action, believing that undermines MLK Jr.'s vision of people being judged by their character and skill rather than their race.

[[File:Acidcomf.png]] Drugs [[File:Acidcomf.png]]
SomeCrusaderism wants to keep up the illegal status of most drugs, seeing them as destructive to the rest of society. As for weed, however, he wants to leave its legalizaton up for the states to decide.

[[File:Gay.png]] LGBT [[File:Trans.png]]
While being against flagrant hatred towards the LGBT community, SomeCrusaderism sees the LGBT (the movement, NOT individuals) as being a toxic and dangerous influence on culture. It uses guilt tripping, public shaming, and Cancel Culture to get conscessions out of the state and corporations. But no matter how many demands they accept, the movement shifts the goalposts even further. So far to the point that obscene and unscientific things like non-binary genders are forced to be normalized under threat of ostracism. SomeCrusaderism sees them as going too far, and that any further "progress" must halt. He supports asexuals and demisexuals the most (even envying them at times) and is most opposed to anything supporting the narrative of a gender non-binary.

[[File:Abort.png]] Abortion [[File:Abort.png]]
Due to his Christianity, SomeCrusaderism is vehemently against abortion, seeing it as being no more than euthenasia. Thus, he seeks to ban it under any other circumstance by overturning Roe v. Wade. As of now though, he'll be content with allowing abortions to occur in the 1st half of a pregnancy, seeing it as a more tangible goal for the time being. He loves Texas's abortion laws as of now, believing that it makes perfect sense to ban abortion after six weeks into a pregnancy because at that point the fetus has a heartbeat. If that isn't life, then what is?

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill the top half blue and the bottom half red.
 * 3) Draw a red Latin cross on the top left part of the ball.
 * 4) Draw two white eyes.
 * 5) Done!
 * 6) Optional: You may also draw him with a camo baseball cap embroidered with a black and white American flag, and yes, it's because I have a cap that's exactly like that.

Relationships

 * -|Ideologies =

Positive
Cornism - C O R N F L A K E.
 * [[File:Christianright.png]] Christian Conservatism - I'm basically you but without the nightmarish flag design.
 * [[File:American Republicanism.png]] American Republicanism - Based!
 * [[File:Conserv.png]] Conservatism - Same as above.
 * [[File:BlackConF.png]] Black Conservatism - Larry Elder is based AF and definitley should replace [[File:Statlib.png]]Newsom.
 * [[File:Religious.png]] Religion - The only thing separating humans from animals.
 * [[File:Confess.png]] Confessionalism - Theocracy lite sounds pretty based.
 * [[File:Culchrist.png]] Cultural Christianity - The long and narrow road that leads to everlasting life.
 * [[File:Christfem.png]] Christian Feminism - "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."-Galatians 3:28
 * [[File:Clib.png]] Classical Liberalism - With liberty and justice for all!
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - Shall not be infringed!
 * [[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism - *Aint I Right intensifies*
 * [[File:Conlib.png]] Conservative Liberalism - Understands the value of civil liberties and conservative values.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] Patriotism - AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
 * [[File:Civnat.png]] Civic Nationalism - Easily the best and only good form of nationalism out there.
 * [[File:ReaganismF.png]] Reaganism - The way you handled commies and brought Christian Conservatism into the mainstream was really based! But did you REALLY have to support so many despotic autocrats?
 * [[File:Cdem.png]] Christian Democracy - So close to perfection.
 * [[File: Patcon.png]] Paternalistic Conservatism - The best form of social democracy.
 * [[File:PCB-RegCap.png]] Regulationist Capitalism - See, you get it! Capitalism must be regulated somewhat, but not enough to get too reg-savvy.
 * [[File:Distributist.png]] Distributism - An interesting alternative to socialism and capitalism.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] Zionism - Naturally I'd want to defend the only democracy in the Middle East Just stop it with the war crimes, FFS!
 * [[File:Texas.png]] Texas - Based. Your entire state and its policies are based. Too bad I'm trapped in the [[File:California.png]]liberal shithole.
 * [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] - Literally me!

Neutral/Mixed

 * [[File:FIDESZ.png]] Orbanism - Based, but why are you authoritarian?
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBT - Many of you are alright, but the cultural movement you latch onto is actual cancer.
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] LGBT Conservatism [[File:Homocon.png]] - Hmm, maybe you could work...
 * [[File:Teutonic Order.png]] Crusadism - You're great for memes but useless IRL.
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - Same as above.
 * [[File: Consocf.png]] Conservative Socialism - *Sigh*, So good yet so bad...
 * [[File: Christsoc.png]] Christian Socialism - Same as above.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christian Theocracy - It's only natural for one's religion to influence policy, but forcing it onto other people is nightmarish.
 * [[File:Progchrist.png]] Christian Progressivism - ...Your existence confuses me.
 * [[File:Xbert.png]] Christian Libertarianism - Based Christianity, but c'mon, we'll need the state to be at least a little bit bigger if we want Christian values to survive.
 * [[File:Laicism.png]] Laicism - Wanting religion to stay out of government is fine, but out of culture too? Seriously?
 * [[File: Lib.png]] Liberalism - You're quite alright aside from all of your progressive talking points.
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - Same as above but worse.
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - Your hits really hit, but your many misses really fucking miss.
 * [[File:Lfree.png]] Laissez-Faireism - Based capitalism, but seeing what you've done in the Victorian Era people are really right to hate you.
 * [[File:RelNat.png]] - You're better than ethnonationalism, but not by much.
 * [[File:Prager.png]] Pragerism - Some things you say are based, but others make me want to kill myself.
 * [[File:Rwsjw.png]] Right-Wing SJW - I understand your anger towards the left, but you don't have to stoop down to their level.

Negative

 * [[File:PCB-Abort.png]] Abortionism - Pfft, imagine trying to pass of the legalization of infanticide as "progress." Fuck off!
 * [[File:Stateath.png]] State Atheism - Sure, go ahead and criminalize the only thing that can ground morality! That's sure to end well!
 * Christophobia - Bruh
 * [[File:Statlib.png]] - Literally California.
 * [[File:Biden.png]] Bidenism - Throwing money at problems won't make them disappear!
 * [[File:Obamaium.png]] Obamaism - Same as above, but Obamacare was pretty based.
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - Most of your values only degrade society.
 * [[File:SJW.png]] SJW - Well, if it isn't the thought police themselves!
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] National Socialism - You ruined the name of nationalism, killed 12 million people based on shitty pseudoscience, and you're a dictator that hates religion. Hope you like the weather down in hell!
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] - STOP FORCING YOUR IDOLATRY ONTO EVERYONE!
 * [[File:Satan.png]] - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 * [[File:Racenat.png]] Racial Nationalism - "But if you show partiality, you are committing sin and are convicted by the law as transgressors."-James 2:9
 * [[File:Positive Christianity.png]] - No, there isn't a thing about you that's positive.
 * [[File:Ford.png]] - You... Absolutely everything about you is shit. You best believe that [[File:Jihad.png]] he's saving a spot in hell for you!
 * Proto-SomeCrusaderism - This is why you shouldn't let 6th graders get into politics...
 * -|Self-Inserts =

Positive

 * [[File:Typicalfan2.png]] TypicalFan1 Thought - Capitalist, civic nationalist, culturally conservative, and support gun rights? What can I say but BASED! (10/10)
 * [[File:Arctoism Icon.png]] Arctoism - I'm not a big fan of welfarism and your support of abrotion, but just about everything else you want is based AF. (8/10)
 * [[File:Chimp.png]] Silly Chimpism- Your economic views are based, and so is your nationalism. I'm skeptical of your decelerationism and your more aggressive dislike of the LGBT, but you r views on bodily autonomy and abortion are perfect. I'm also opposed to your monarchism. A pretty good ideology all things considered. (8/10)
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - To start, your laissez-faire economics are severely misguided. C'mon, it was so bad that it was the environment Marxism was created in. But aside from that, nationalism and cultural conservatism are based but seriously, letting the private sector declare war on other countries?! (8.5/10)
 * Baconism - Your page is very confusingly written, but it's based I guess. (9/10)

Positive leaning

 * [[File:Admiralism_Icon.png]] Admiralism - Market socialism is ok, and I support free healthcare but none of the other welfarist ideals you have. Civic neutrality is awlyays based, but cultural centrism isn't exactly my cup of tea, but it's better than progressivism. A pretty good ideology. (7.5/10)
 * [[File:NSL.png]] National Social Liberalism - Progressivism, giving even more power to the LGBT, and welfare is cringe, but everything else is based AF. (7.5/10)
 * Geopaleolibertarian Distributism - I'm skeptical of your economics, especially welfarism and UBI, but distributism is a close second to capitalism. Libertarianism is a bit much, but still good, and your cultural values are basically perfect. A great ideology all in all. (7.5/10)
 * [[File:Lairi.png]] Lairism - Your economics and multiculturalism aren't my cup of tea, but your cultural stances are surprisingly based. (7.5/10)
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Austrian economics are a bit much and your approach towards the LGBT isn't the best, but the rest of your gig is pretty based. But the illiberal democracy stuff has to go. (7.5/10)

Neutral/Mixed

 * [[File:Eyebrowsism.png]] Eyebrowsism - I'm skeptical of welfarism, and even more so towards world federalism, but your support of the family is based. Legalizing prostitution is cringe, but at least you want to heavily restrict it. Also, protectionism is the best way to curb the influence of countries like China and Russia, so good job! Still not sure about the cultural reformism, tho. (6.5/10)
 * [[File:Scarlet_Icon.png]] Scarletism - You're a bit too regulationist and progressive for my tatse, but your brand of progressivism is surprisingly agreeable. Still not a fan of how auth you can get, but still a decent ideology. (6/10)

Negative leaning

 * - You're pretty bringe overall, and your anti-theism freaks me out... (4/10)
 * [[File:NeoImmorx.png]] Neo-Immorxism - You're a real tricky case. Socialism and nationalizing biusnesses is cringe, and I especially disapprove of your authoritarianism, but your cultural values are basically perfect. Racial equality is based, but I think that colorblindness is a better course of action than giving minorities special protections. Overall, you're bringe, and you'd definitley be higher up if you were more moderate in either your economic or statist views. (4.5/10)
 * [[File:GenShrekf.png]] General Shrekretary Thought - To start, communism and authoritarianism is just one of the most nightmarish combonations there is in politics. But your cultural and nationalistic values are amazing, even though the whole "national rejuvination" thing is bizzare. I don't like your politics much, but you're the best an AuthLeft can get. Also gaming based :D. (4/10)

Negative

 * [[File:Nazcaptransh.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - ...Do I even need to explain why? (1/10)
 * Hydra'ism- This whole thing is just abhorent. Absolute monarchism is completely wack and reactionaryism is waaaaaay too much. Not to mention that there isn't a chance in hell that I'll ever buy your Pan-Aryan union and pagan BS. Not even your decent economics can save you. At this point I'm not sure if you're serious or joking. (2/10)
 * [[File:NeoBlartf.png]] Neo-Blartism - Dear God, where do I begin? First off, communism is actual garbage and it'll almost certainly cause society to stagnate and cause people to be lazy. If a brain surgeon gets the same reawds as a janitor, then why bother putting in the effort to be a brain surgeon? And holy shit, ultraprogressivism?! Making something socially acceptable won't magically fix all of it's flaws! Minarchism is bringe and federalism is based, but it can't save the rest. But I also enjoy yum yum oats :D. (2.5/10)