Obamao Bin Laden Thought

Obamao Bin Laden Thought is a,  Liberal Communist, and   ideology. It is a term used to refer to the TRUE thoughts of Barack Obama. No, this is not a strawman or a meme, this is 100% real and Obama believes in this. Trust me guys. The proof is that back in 2008, I got arrested for taking the liberty and freedom dipping my American balls in the Burger King soda dispenser. THIS PROVES THAT OBAMA IS LITERALLY A TOTALITARIAN ISLAMO-COMMUNIST!!!

Back to the topic, Obamao Bin Laden Thought seeks to synthesize  such as ,  , and. Of course, this leads to a rather odd arrangements of beliefs due to the large differences between the ideologies.

Economically, Obamao Bin Laden Thought believes in  similar to those of   China, known as Obamacare. Obamao Bin Laden Thought also believes that Liberal Progressivism is compatible with Islamic Values, and advocates a violent way to spread them similar to, but with Drone Strikes. In addition, the ideology carries these ideals through a  State to purge reactionary elements via.

Beliefs
I'm gonna fly some planes into a couple buildings in Manhattan. I'm, I'm Osama, Run tell Obama, I'm your fucking uncle. I walk into a airplane like, bro man salam. This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies! The pilot says "Damn should've rode my donkey" It's about to get crazy, when it's time to pray, I strap grenade to a baby, "Allah save me!” Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone! Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me. Okay now turn left. I said turn left! "For everything else there's Mastercard" Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot. Let's start over! Hi we're gonna die, here’s a plastic bag for cover bro. Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins, and I don't mean dudes that get your computer working. I'll explain it in a way that you can understand, P;uitgf*&^vxzn/zjki;&%agfsbcsz dirkistan. Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers, 'cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office. You heard of One Direction? I'm Al Qaedirection. My name is Zayn Hussein, I flew a plane on 9/11. Yes I may have let 'em planes go too far, I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car. I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon! All the terrorists are like "Oh he got a telephone". I'm gonna drive a cab, only got 20 bombs in my pocket. I'm, I'm Osama, sorry for the drama. Where should I drop you off at? I'm gonna drop some bags, at the marathon up in Boston! "TOO SOON!" *Explosion* Shit, I blew my balls off. Whatchu know about explosive turban on your noggin? Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden? This nigga, will fuck your kid and kidnap your parents. One man's terrorist's another man's Arab. I'm a bad man bitches, I'm from Pakistan, which is in Afghanistan, I blew up Pakistan with a gas can. Come and find me everybody I'm right here, hide and go seek champion, 12 years! I'm selling you slurpees at 7/11 up in Dearborn chilling with Saddam and his mothafuckers. I lead the Syrian rebellion, motherfucker! I'm in New York on, motherfucker! They be like "You must pay for 9/11!" I'm like "Bro, can I pay you in Trident Layers?" I give you free Chili's gift card and a bootleg Iron Man 3 and a Angry Birds t-shirt! I call that a gift from me to your nation! I call that a full 9/11 compensation! Now we're squared up! And the Kardashians have always worked for me. I just wanna get that cleared up. Anyone you see with a turban is workin' for me. Will we ever see middle east peace? Nigga please. They'll always be one or two  at least. Watch me spit a flow bro (Here we go). I got back hand like Macklemore, (What?) A bitch walk up and I smack a whore! (Oh!) I'm gonna pop some caps, homie got dynamite in my jacket. I'm-I'm Osama, get ready for the summer, shit's about to blow up! I wear the baddest robes. I chill with bad ass bros. Like David Allan Coe, Al Assad, and Camel Joe. I wear the baddest bombs (Damn right). I kill Americans (Come on). I win the marathons (America). Taylor Swift has camel toe. I'm gonna fly some planes, into a couple buildings in Manhattan. I'm, I'm Osama, run tell Obama, let me fly Air Force One! (Oops) Thank you! First I need to thank,. Without him there could be no 9/11. I'd like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama, I mean, Obama, sorry, homos in my throat. Jihad Express for the last minute job,, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of  ! Thank you to my wife, there's too many of them to name, And thank you R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly! Thank you. Oh and the fans, thank you to the fans!

Personality
Obamao Bin Laden Thought acts like Barack Obama, because this is Obama’s TRUE IDEOLOGY!!!!! WOKE ISLAMO-COMMUNISM IS COMING AFTER YOUR CHILDREN! WHY AREN’T PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!1!1 Please help me, I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. Why am I writing shitty PCB pages about communist Obama. I don’t know anymore.

Stylistic Notes

 * Is Islamic
 * Obsessed with bombs and drone strikes
 * Likes cultural revolutions and eating boiled babies
 * His vice president is [[File:HyperBidenicon.png]] Hyperborea Bidenism

Friends

 * [[File:Jihad.png]] -
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] -
 * [[File:HyperBidenicon.png]] Hyperborea Bidenism -
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] -
 * [[File:CultBolf.png]] Cultural Bolshevism -
 * [[File:Islamic_Socialism.png]] -
 * [[File:ProgressiveIslam-icon.png]] Muslim Progressivism and [[File:LibTheoicon.png]] Liberal Theocracy -
 * [[File:Mao.png]] -
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] -

Enemies

 * [[File:Christy.png]] -
 * [[File:Altr.png]] -
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] -
 * [[File:Gaddafi.png]] -

Comments

 * [[File:Guard-Occo.png]] Dr. Occo - Seems legit