Dr. Occoism

Dr. Occoism, or Occoism, is the self-insert ideology of polcompball contributor Dr. Occo.

Dr. Occoism is a heavily memeified and hilariously uninformed ideology that inhabits the authoritarian left quadrant. It believes in,  LGBTQ+ rights,  , atheism,  ,   (sometimes), anti-americanism and generally most left-wing ideas. It is against almost everything that is culturally and politically right-wing, especially big business, the 1 per cent,, blind  , bigotry, and the United States of America as a whole. All those ideas, it believes, should be handled by a strong government.

Additionally, Dr. Occoism believes in  and , as it wants to secede from the Federal Republic of Germany and form an independent east-frisian nation (it can't even speak Low German or Sater Frisian), where it would be much easier to form a government that is immune to corruption. Until this happens, so likely for infinity, it's also comfortable with voting in the german elections and trying to make Germany as a whole a better place. It should be noted that its affinity for Independence does not make it eurosceptic.

When it comes to political discourse, Dr. Occoism insists that there is no "objectively right" political view. It loves to argue with it's political enemies instead of banning them, a practice which rarely works out in its favor.

Personality
This ideologyball is mostly portrayed as a depressed, complaining, self-important and quick to anger pseudointellectual who likes his armchair and his books. It likes to study history, and it worships the Great Old Ones in its free time.

Friends

 * [[File:Soc.png]] - A very broad and general ideology, with many sub-ideologies, some of them good and some of them bad. General Socialist ideals are appealing, of course.
 * [[File:Synd.png]] [[File:SyndieSam.png]] - Unionizing your workplace is based! All power to the workers!
 * [[File:Councom.png]] - Wörk, wörk.
 * [[File:Ecosoc.png]] - Extremely based.
 * [[File:Bckchn.png]] - Leftist Environmentalism, with a real actual political philosopher behind its ideas? Mega-based! A bit too anarchist for me, but what can you do.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - A bit too moderate to be effective, but other than that this is based.
 * [[File:Socauth.png]] - This is pretty close to my ideal system. The only thing stopping me from saying "literally me" is the lack of inherent environmentalism.
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - YEEEEAAAAAAH [[File:Sanders.png]] BERNIE! BEST CANDIDATE! SHOW THOSE LIBERALS WHO'S THE REAL LEFTIST HERE!
 * [[File:Antifa.png]] - Bash the fash!
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] - Leftism focused on oneself's nation, instead of on global domination, is a great concept.
 * [[File:Soctrans.png]] - As long as you know where to get your materials so that they not harm the environment, you're extremely cool.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] - The Leftist Utopia, why wouldn't I love this?
 * [[File:Envi.png]] - The preservation of nature and the planet is my prime objective.
 * [[File:Radenv.png]] - Everything is legitimate when combating climate change.
 * [[File:Tucn-EcoAuth.png]] - The most effective form of Environmentalism.
 * [[File:Greensynd.png]] [[File:Greensynd2.png]] - Well, it's Green Syndicalism isn't it? Unions and Environmentalism are both based as all hell!
 * [[File:Ecofem.png]] - It's called "Mother Earth" for a reason.
 * [[File:Econat.png]] - Yup, pretty much my ideology.
 * [[File:Ecoglob.png]] - A very effective way to combat climate change. I hope we can achieve this soon.
 * [[File:Bioregionalism_icon.png]] - I don't care if you think East Frisian food is too bland, you will eat beans and cabbage IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - The best way to go forward.
 * [[File:Autism.png]] Autism - This is literally me.
 * [[File:Neuronationf.png]] Neuronationalism - If everyone was autistic, the world would be a better place.
 * [[File:FemboyNationalismBall.png]] Femboy Nationalism - Hehehehe... uwu
 * [[File:Antijap.png]] - That was cringe, dude.
 * [[File:Occo.png]] - I don't care.
 * [[File:AntiAm.png]] Anti-Americanism - The United States of America and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 * [[File:Sep.png]] - Eala Frya Fresena!
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] [[File:Isolation.png]] - I just want my little corner of the earth to be left alone.
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQIA+ - I would need to be completely insane to not support this.
 * [[File:Menslib.png]] - You, sir, are extremely based.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] - I am all in favour of women's rights. Just keep your weirder variants in check.
 * [[File:Antcent.png]] [[File:Socdem.png]] - I love your videos, especially the music.
 * [[File:Fant.png]] Fantasyism - Ever heard of Walter Moers?
 * [[File:Anime.png]] Animeism - I don't like sharing a fanbase with Alt-Right shitheads, but GOD your content is so good!
 * [[File:Rick.png]] Sanchezism - And then he turned himself into an ideology! Funniest shit I've ever seen. Wow I'm early with this joke ain't I
 * [[File:Deviant.png]] DeviantArtism - Hehe boi
 * [[File:PastaTheo.png]] Pastafarian Theocracy - All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
 * [[File:Crafttheo.png]] Lovecraftian Theocracy - Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! (Yes, I know about the Racism. This is just about the awesome books.)
 * [[File:Hellenistheoicon.png]] Hellenist Theocracy - Your gods are awesome!
 * [[File:Bud.png]] - Bhutan is an Environmentalist, Isolationist and very small state. I would really like to go there, but the chances for me getting a visa are extremely low.

Neutral/Unsure

 * [[File:Statecap.png]] - I like state-owned businesses, but isn't this a very dumb way to do that? You should really treat your workers better.
 * [[File:Nation.png]] - Pride in one's country is cool, but you can often give rise to [[File:Ultranat.png]]  and others like him.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - Don't let your love for your country blind you. In Germany, we do this pretty well. In the USA? Don't even get me started.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] [[File:Acol.png]] [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Anfem.png]] [[File:Anqueer.png]] [[File:Anrel.png]] [[File:Andist.png]] [[File:Natan.png]] Anarchists [[File:Anprim.png]] [[File:Insan2.png]] [[File:Totlib.png]] [[File:AnInde.png]] [[File:Anmark2.png]] [[File:Socan2-Alt.png]] [[File:Antr.png]] [[File:Anpacf.png]] - Your Ideals are good, but I don't think they would work in the real world.
 * [[File:Soclib.png]] - A more milktoast version of Social Democracy, but better than the alternatives.
 * [[File:Libfem.png]] - Imagine being a liberal, lol. Still, this is one of the better liberals, and definitely not the worst feminist.
 * [[File:Libertfem.png]] - I like feminism, and you're not even close to the worst feminists, but still. Libertarianism does not pass the test.
 * [[File:Confem-alt.png]] - Same as the last one, but with Conservatism. Therefore, a bit worse. Still not nearly as bad as [[File:Radfem.png]]  or [[File:Nazfem.png]]  though.
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] - In the US this is downright shizophrenic, but in Europe I can accept you.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] - Uhm, maybe cool it a bit with the violence?
 * [[File:Deepe.png]] - Damn Hippies blocking conversations! Budge already! I understand your opinions, but you are not at all adapted to reality! Please let me into [[File:GRUNEN.png]] Die Grünen!
 * [[File:Glib.png]] - Never forget Lützerath! You were fine with the destruction of a village for completely unnecessary coal mining! What a shame. Though I also acknowledge you had to compromise with the other parties. Please let me into [[File:GRUNEN.png]] Die Grünen!
 * [[File:Glibr.png]] - Free Markets are the one thing that hinders environmentalist causes! I don't get you! Still, your environmentalism is based.
 * [[File:Ecocap.png]] - Well, many companies who claim to be this have been proven to lie for brownie points. That doesn't reflect well on Capitalism, but EcoCap himself is good.
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] - Based for a conservative. Still a conservative, though! Also, conservatism and environmentalism are pretty much impossible to unite with one another.
 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] - You get stuff done! Which is good for the environment, but bad for literally everything else.
 * [[File:Natprim.png]] - Basically North Korea. Anyways, you are amazing for the environment, but not so amazing for everything else. Kind of like Eco-Fascism on steroids.
 * [[File:Conservative.png]] - We are ideological enemies, but I can accept you. After all, democracy wouldn't be democracy without different viewpoints.
 * [[File:Occo.png]] - Note: This does not apply to American """Conservatism""", which is really Paleoconservatism.
 * [[File:Progconf.png]] - Conservatism mixed with Progressivism. Weird, but good enough. The CDU mostly used this under Merkel.
 * [[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democracy - I get why you're frustrated, but Jesus, cool it down. Democracy may not be the most effective thing in the world, but it has its merits.
 * [[File:Anticommunism2.png]] Anti-Communism - I understand why communism doesn't have the best reputation. But I get the distinct impression that you're just a shameless partisan, and I do not like anti-leftist partisan nuts.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] - Bismarck was an impressive man, and did many great things, and many of his flaws are a product of their time. BUT he was a monarchist, colonialist and warmonger, and I do not like that.
 * [[File:Res_Publica.png]] - Your aesthetics are still unbeaten to this day, and your system of government was surprisingly forward-thinking, but the slavery and other stuff like it always sour the experience.
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] - You are not really leftist anymore, and it's completely insane you let  get to be our chancellor. To be fair, the real socdems that are left in your party are fine.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - Until I've actually read Marx, this has to be placed on the backburner. I only know what I saw online, and the internet is very untrustworthy.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] and [[File:Biopos.png]]  - Funny haha End Of The World Communism! We will all go together when we go...
 * [[File:Occo.png]] - Oh god, I'm turning into [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] !
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] - Socialism with conservative characteristics would be fine, but those conservative characteristics are almost certainly "judeo-christian values", "the family", and other bigoted bullshit.
 * [[File:Communalist.png]] - Way too over-the-top, as expected from a fictional ideology, but kinda based.
 * [[File:LeftCom.png]] - All you do is complain, you draw an arbitrary line between good AuthLeft revolutionary and bad AuthLeft revolutionary, and you're against democracy! I like some of your points, but you're mostly just an annoying know-it-all.
 * [[File:Hoxha.png]] - AuthLeft Isolationism is based, but this is too extremist for me.
 * [[File:Lpop.png]] - Populism mostly consists of lies for stupid people, easy answers to complex problems, and stuff like that. I don't like it. Sometimes you make good points though.
 * [[File:VHMent.png]] - Yes, humans ARE bad for the Environment, but, uhm, calm down please.
 * [[File:LGLMini.png]] Low-German Libertarianism - I am obligated to sympathize with this, because Low German Separatism, but YIKES, except that, you're everything I am not.

Enemies

 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] - Literally 1984!!!!!!!11!!!1
 * [[File:Hmind.png]] - Literally an ant colony!!!!!!!11!!!1
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - I really don't feel like I need to explain.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - The only good thing about Hitler is that he killed Hitler.
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] - A Nazi who drags the good name of Paganism into the mud, and who basically wants to destroy the world? I'm so glad you only exist in the heads of conspiracy theorists!
 * [[File:Strasser.png]] - I don't care that you're an actual socialist, you're still a nazi!
 * [[File:Natbol.png]] - Same as the last one, but even worse since you didn't have to conform to a stronger Nazi Party to survive! You just did it on your own!
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] - You would be funny if people like Röhm and Kühnen didn't actually exist.
 * [[File:Klep.png]] - I am far too familiar with you by now. Why were  and  two of our three chancellor candidates?
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] - The worst kind of capitalism AND the worst kind of authoritarianism. Fuck this one in particular.
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] - This ideology is disturbingly widely spread in the modern day, even if very few people will admit they hold it.
 * [[File:Monarch.png]] - Kings are out of fashion, and I sincerely hope they never get in again.
 * [[File:Abmon.png]] - People who wish this back clearly have never picked up a history book.
 * [[File:LiberMon.png]] - Die dümmsten Leute die die Welt je gesehen hat. (English: The stupidest people the world has ever seen)
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] - The compromise I didn't need, didn't ask for and didn't want. Kings are always cringe.
 * [[File:Cermon.png]] - Lizzy's in a box, in a box, Lizzy's in a box!
 * [[File:Monsoc.png]] - Lenin fought to abolish the monarchy, and you want it back? I'm not even a fan of Lenin, but he was right on that one thing!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - Lewer duad üs slav!
 * [[File:World.png]] - I just want to be left alone, okay?
 * [[File:World_Federalism2.png]] - No! I want my borders, and I won't elaborate on that!
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] - I'll shoot down that goddamn helicopter you ultra-rightist fuck, just like I did in Fallout: New Vegas.
 * [[File:MLM.png]] - Cringe!
 * [[File:ML.png]] - The Soviet Union was a mistake.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] - Cringe, again!
 * [[File:Juche.png]] - I don't care that you are good for the environment. You are a tyrannical dictator, and you need to get away from that red button!
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] - Oh, Y I K E S.
 * [[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] - I don't know why everyone acts like you are the pinnacle of communism. Aren't you more AuthCenter than AuthLeft? Anyways, STOP DOING GENOCIDE AND EUGENICS, YOU MANIAC! FREE TIBET, JUSTICE FOR THE UIGHURS! ALSO STOP BUYING OUR HARBORS!
 * [[File:Trot.png]] - You are way to aggressive. I don't like Hawks, be they right or left.
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] - Nobody likes TERFs, except TERFs themselves, and I am not a TERF. Screw you JK!
 * [[File:Nazfem.png]] - Wait, isn't this just RadFem again?
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] - How does it feel to be destroyed by [[File:Thun.png]] her and a pizza? I hope it feels bad, you creep.
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - You are not funny, you lie, and you incite violence. All in all, you're a disgusting, dishonest and dumb little gremlin.
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - A poor, sad, pathetic little man-child, who thinks being a violent Nazi will solve all his problems. I pity you, but I also find you deeply disgusting.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] and [[File:Anpostleft.png]]  - Being edgy is not a valid political ideology! It seems r/Iam14andthisisdeep is leaking into politics.
 * [[File:Soul.png]] - Man, you really are high.
 * [[File:CDU_Party.png]] [[File:CDUtangle.png]] - After sixteen years, Germany is finally free from your Status Quo conserving, boring and frustrating governance, and now you become increasingly more right-wing in an already failed attempt to take voters from [[File:Alternative_for_germany_ball.png]] . Cringe!
 * [[File:Lib.png]] - I HATE THE STATUS QUO I HATE THE STATUS QUO I HATE THE STATUS QUO
 * [[File:Clib.png]] - "Individual rights and liberties are important! Now I will go and start a company that holds literal slaves."
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] - Get out of my country! I don't want your markets in my idyllic backyard, and I especially don't want my country to become like the US!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] - A Neolib, except somehow worse because he is also a war criminal. Remember Vietnam, and Chile, and Nicaragua, and...
 * [[File:Neobert.png]] [[File:Neobert2.png]] - "This McNuke is brought to you by the US government. And McDonalds."

Half-Based
New North German Model - Too much, in many ways, but very close to my ideology.

Mid
AshleyHereism - Pantheonism -

Half-Cringe
Beryism -

Cringe
Lanceism -

Comments
Lanceism - add me bruv
 * - Hi