Saturnalianism

Saturnalianism is an off-compass left wing and socialist ideology that believes that instead of workers owning the means of production, workers should own the capitalists themselves. Its name comes from the Roman festival of Saturnalia, one of its customs being that slaves and their master switched places.

It believes that since workers produced the food that capitalists eat, and the body of the capitalist comes from the food they eat, the workers rightfully own the body of the capitalist.

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 * [[File:Santa.png]] Santaism - A different holiday tradition close to my own.