Emo Marxism

Emo Marxism (Emo Communism or EmoCom) is an economically leftwing and culturally progressive ideology that believes that alternative subcultures, such as emo, will never be accepted in a market-oriented economy, and that a revolution of the proletariat, along with active dismantling of traditional hierarchy, organised religion and conservative thought are the only ways in which emos can hope to be treated equally.

EmoCom views alternative subcultures as one of the marginalised minority groups, who are discriminated against in society in the same way as ethnic minorities or LGBT people are, and fight for their acceptance within society in the same way. EmoCom seeks to normalise alternative fashion in formal settings, such as the workplace, and wants to sever the association between alternative aesthetics and teenage phases that will be grown out of.

Friends

 * [[File:Anqueer.png]] Queer Anarchism - Every emo needs a gay best friend.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] Revolutionary Progressivism - Destroy traditional values. Leave nothing. Burn it all down.
 * [[File:Stateath.png]] State Atheism - Religion is the opiate of the masses.
 * [[File:Luxem.png]] Luxemburgism - It's a shame Rosa isn't around today. I bet she'd love Escape the Fate.
 * [[File:Edgelord.png]] Edgelordism - One of the only people that understands me!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] Marxism - I am willing to overlook the casual racism. What I can't overlook is that you're my dad, and I hate my dad.
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism - I can't wait. I want to seize the means of production now. Give my love to AOC though. Slay queen!
 * New Atheism - You're like so us... but I'm not an atheist, I worship the Dark Lord.

Enemies

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - This is where it all went wrong.
 * [[File:Confem.png]] Conservative Feminism - Ugh traditional women's values. The ones that say what to wear, and you're all TERFs.
 * [[File:Trad.png]] Traditionalism - You will be purged.
 * [[File:Cdem.png]] Christian Democracy - Everything Christian has to go. Idiots who think listening to Cradle of Filth makes me a Satanist.