Omni ideology meeting

this fic really just exists as a prequel to a story i have not made yet but i will soon(and other lies you'll believe)

cast
omni 06(06) omni back(back) omni ego(ego) omni epic(epic) omni FIT(fit) OMNI FORCE(force) omni free(free) omni hive(hive) omni inflation(inflate) omni market (market) omni poop (poop) omni share(share) omni sin(sin) omni stupid (the child/it) omni watch(watch)

Setting
the omni council, located in ██████████

chapter 1.1
06 enters a room with two people inside, those two were watch and  the child : *giggles then shits themselves* : the state would like to remind you that shitting your pants is doubleplusungood : *very clearly doesnt understand what watch just said* nanknveaknvenvifienvuna *he then shits himself again* : *was already aware of 06 standing there* the party would like to remind 06 that it's their turn to watch it : WHAT NO, I AM NOT WATCHING THE CHILD, HE IS YOUR OFFSPRING NOT MINE : the party would like to remind you that the party has no offspring or anything of the sort : I KNOW YOU DO I WATCHED YOU VOMIT HIM UP : the party would like to- just fucking watch him im tired as shit okay? : OKAY WHATEVER, ILL WATCH HI- HES GONE watch looks over and doesnt see the child : shit the child is currently eating space rocks when sees him outside : THERE YOU ARE, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I STILL DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT JUST KILL YOU NOW : if we could die, i would have killed him already : OH YEAH *picks up the child and brings him inside*

chapter 1.2
shows up to the meeting place : im surprised you showed up sin : its in my best interest to steal the paper towels from the bathroom, my compound is out of towels because i lit them on fire : why did you lite them on f- nevermind, do you know where free is : talking to free is not in my best interest so i dont do it  : of course you dont, 06 can you check your scanner thing : YEAH SURE HOLD ON, BACK AND FREE ARE ON THEIR WAY HERE, THEY SHOULD BE HERE IN AROUND 0.000000001 seconds and walk through the door : HELLO FREE, HELLO YOU *in clear disgust when he looks at back* : *very clearly high* me and back, were like bonding over our hatred of the big bang and stuff : ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛟ ᛁᛗ ᚺᛖᚱᛖ(hello im here) : *violently shits himself again* : *ᛊᚺᛁᛏᛊ ᛁᛏᛊᛖᛚᚠ ᛒᚨᚲᚲ ᛏᛟ ᚨᛊᛊᛖᚱᛏ ᛞᛟᛗᛁᚾᚨᚾᚲᛖ* (*shits itself back to assert dominance*) : *appear's in the meeting room, in his seat* : ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛟ ᛗᚨᚱᚲᛖᛏ(hello market) : Greetings back, is everyone here yet or should i come back later : NO IF YOU WAIT 0.000008 SECONDS EPIC AND FIT WILL BE HERE and show up  : OH MY FUCKING LORD IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW : W0W DUD3 THATS L1K3 T0TALLY N0T 3P1C