The massacre (story): Chapter 2

Cast

 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism (Deceased)
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Potashism.png]] Potashism
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism (Deceased)
 * National Aristocracy (Czech Idealism) (Deceased)

Act 1: Self-Insertia At Last!

 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism stepped out into the bright sky of Self-Insertia "Aahh what i nice day". Suddenly there was a rustle in the bushes he soon remembered what it was like in Self-Insertia but this looked different, he could feel it in his bones. Something was not right. His suspicions were confirmed by a big castle in the distance. "Hmm that was never there before", curiosity took the best of him and he decided to go to it. Once he got to the castle he was hit by some sort of thing that was supposed to guard the castle, it seems to be a robot.


 * Guard - Who are you.


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - I am Oiboioiism


 * Guard - And why do you think you can just come to this place uninvited, this is a castle that is not yours.


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Because I saw the castle, now get out of my way, no well lemme destroy you. *BOOM* not much of a guarded castle now are you.

Act 2: The Castle

 * As Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism walked through the castle he noticed that it had lots of areas where paintings used to be, he found a door and went through it. It lead down a corridor up to a room with a spray painted sign saying throne room. The dark air was gone and now the sky was shining bright through the windows. Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism walked into the throne room and found a figure on the chair who was covered by something.


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Hi i am Oiboioiism


 * Person - Hello


 * The figure uncovered the coverings.


 * it was a ghost, it was [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Now hang on a second what are you doing on an IMPERIAL MONARCHIST THRONE


 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - This was once a rightist castle we had a big war locked up all the rightists in the dungeon, same would have happened to you if you were not sent out of Self-Insertia


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - And you have clearly got other people with you then, a whole army of leftists


 * Suddenly Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism falls down a hole and is trapped in a dungeon with other ideologies.


 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Hello


 * [[File:Oiboioi.png]] Oiboioiism - What are you doing here? Wait you must have been king before the big war with the Marxists.


 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Yes I was until they came along.
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism - Hi
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - WHY ARE YOU WEARING A JCOBIN HAT. YOU MUST BE THE EXECUTIONER WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE GUILOTINE!?!??!!
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism - No i just like wearing it because it looks cool, i'm a prisoner here too.
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism - So what are we going to do?
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Break out i can blow the door up, STAND BACK EVERYBODY!
 * uses futuristic recoilless rifle to smash open the door* *BOOM*
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - ah yes there we go, now what was that throne called.
 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - the larpy chair
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - well then lets take back the larpy chair!

Act 3: The Larpy Chair

 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - well where do we go now


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - the throne room.
 * *The Three walk to the throne room*
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - there we are.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - what are you doing out of the dungeon.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - what do you think
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Attack!
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - NO
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - I will not go down in this place!
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - sure
 * *[[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism knocks [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism onto the ground before [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought uses a sceptre to hit Inky.png]] Inkyism and sits on the larpy chair, [[File:Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism uses some futuristic technology to tie [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism up and then launch [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism out of the castle.*
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - well now you are restored to your throne.
 * Viva rex [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Cogatio!
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - well i am going to build near here because it looks like prosperous land, don't worry I wont touch your castle.
 * *Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism builds an underground fortress and then build some floors above ground.*

Act 4: Guilds, Gangs and factions.

 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism was enjoying the day after they had escaped in his fortress until he found something outside, leaving the fortress he found [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism holding a rifle used by guerrillas.
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - TIME FOR PKK REVOLUTION, YOU ARE TURKISH SPY.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - what are you doing here.
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - PKK REVOLUTION AGAINST TURKISH SPIES LIKE YOU.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - uuuuuh.. im not a turkish spy...
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - TURKISH SPY *CLICK* *CLICK* hands in the air.
 * Gunshots
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - ok its guns you want eh
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - *click* *click*
 * gunshots
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism shields of bullets as well as dodging them and takes a few bullets but they get blocked by futuristic body armour and robot stuff. Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism pulls out recoilless rifle and launches [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism away.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - uuhh ok, that was interesting.
 * MEANWHILE AT RIGHTIST GATHERING PLACE
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - So we seem to have fled the scene and left the monarchists alone in the dungeon HOW DID WE LOSE!
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Because we didn't use metric I don't know why but it better not happen again.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Ok I am pretty sure it won't though.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Umm what is coming.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Hello what are you doing at this place.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Hello, I am Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism, I was just walking around and i bumped into here.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - uuuhh this is the rightist gathering place, i guess you can come in.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Thank You.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - Hello.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Hi.
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Do you use metric?
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - I do use metric.
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Good.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Something happened this morning.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - What
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism came up to my door and ranted about some PKK revolution and how I was a Turkish spy.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Ok and why do we need to know that I don't care about some PKK revolution.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Also I freed the monarchists.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - And?
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - lets just prepare for war.
 * Sudenly [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism Pulls out a gun.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - Get out we are already prepared FOR WAR AGAINST YOU.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - No
 * Now Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism pulls out a gun
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - You should go now.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - YEP NOW *CLICK* *CLICK
 * And Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism goes back to his fortress.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - That bastard why did you let him in.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - What is your problem he was our gue-
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - *BANG*
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - What are you doing, shooting me!
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - *BANG*
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - *Cough*
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - YOU TOO NOW.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM LOOK HE IS ON THE FLOOR DYING.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - *BANG*
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - *BANG*
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism *BANG*
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - *BANG*
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism -ouch *BANG*
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - Uuuurghhhh stop ouch.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - We will be taking that gun, now get into your cell we gotta keep you there for saftey.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - NOO I HAVE MORE GU-
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - *BANG* throw him out the window.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - uuurghh uh *gets thrown out the window, isn't dead but is badly injured.*.
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - LOOK WHAT I FOUND PKK REVOLUTION TIME YOU ARE COMINNG WITH ME TURKISH SPY.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism is taken to the leftist commune.
 * [[File:Potashism.png]] Potashism - Hi[[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism,who’s that you got?
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism, seems like his allies tried killing him.
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought - We should kill him.
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - He may be of use alive.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - USE!? All he can do is watch anime in his current state. He seems to have a body pill-
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - IT NOT BODY PILLOW IT IS WAIFU COMMIE WUSSIAN WEVOWUTIONARIES.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - See, useless.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - we should chuck him in detention centre for now, and try fixing his brain.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - Ok.
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism You seem wounded.
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism I was on the RPG I had to jump off it when it was close enough to the ground.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - I was shot out of a very futuristic cannon, my head still hurts.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - the person who took the castle back from us was Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism.
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - Back in self insertia!?!
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism- yes [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism, back in Self-Insertia.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - ii foawt I wecognide sim from somewhew.
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - those bullets should’ve killed, [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - he is a transhumanist what do you expect.

Act 5: Interrogation And Information

 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - WHERE AM I.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - you are here, now be quiet.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - Now we will ask you a few questions. We have taken the liberty of removing all possible weapons from you and placing a death machine right on top of you. We hope to gain the correct answers of you will die.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - I HAVE ROBOT EYE.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - Not anymore, we destroyed it while you were asleep and used a glass eye instead. You are now half blind.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - So tell us everything you know.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - no.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - Well in that case you will have to die ring here right now.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism presses a button causing something to come out, it was a guillotine.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - NO NO NO NOOOOOO
 * Suddenly National Aristocracy also known as Czech Idealism came charging in with a sword freeing [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism and pointing [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism at the edge of his sword.
 * National Aristocracy - You, YES, EVERY ONE OF YOU, WILL DIE.
 * Suddenly National Aristocracy thrusts his sword right into [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism piercing through his heart with a strong powerful blow.
 * [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism - urg *cough* *cough* *dies*
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - YOU!
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - tries to sneak out only to be found by [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought - Look what we got here hehe.
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism Searches for a weapon, no gun and no sword but there is a knife.
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism Pulls out the knife and jumps onto National Aristocracy stabbing him multiple times and causes him to drop the sword. National Aristocracy was now fighting with his hands trying to get [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism off but the stabbing prevailed and National Aristocracy fell onto the ground dying. Before he could say anything [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism stabbed the knife right into his heart as National Aristocracy had done to [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism with his sword. National Aristocracy dies.
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - I killed him.
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought - and he killed [[File:Edwinism.png]] Edwinism. I caught [[File:Heinrich.png]]  Heinrich-Cheungism sneaking of.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - Well let us kill him.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism puts [[File:Heinrich.png]]  Heinrich-Cheungism inside of the guillotine and dropped the blade instantly killing him.

Act 6: The Plans

 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism goes to the castle.
 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Hello
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Hi
 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Come in.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism goes into the castle.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - We need to talk.
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism - About what?
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Well i heard that both National Aristocracy and [[File:Heinrich.png]]  Heinrich-Cheungism were killed at the leftist commune.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - come
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism and the others go to the rightist gathering place.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Hello, come in.
 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Hi
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - We need to talk, now that you have returned.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - They are everywhere, we must do something about the leftist commune.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - We should attack them.
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - I guess a little raid won't hurt.