Teletubbieism

Teletubbieism is a religious cult ideology based around the TV Show known as Teletubbies. Not much is known about the religion, so much of it is theorized around speculation based on internet sources that could be found.

It is believed that a far-away land exists that is as lush as the Garden of Eden, and exhibiting mythical chosen people; of course, these chosen people being the Teletubbies. This land is known as Teletubbyland, and it is described as extremely irenic and there is hardly any suffering or aging, as the juvenile sun wakes up every morning to keep them young.

The Teletubbies themselves, of whom there are four of, are very elvish in appearance, and each of them have their own distinct colour and antenna shape on their heads. Their daily activities consists of mostly fun and play, but they also have a scheduled routine given out by a seemingly automated system of unknown origin, which tells them when its time for "tubby toast" or when its time for "telly bye-bye". This system can be seen as somewhat theocratic, as it is theorized that they must keep the sun happy and entertained in order to receive eternal youth.

Some people speculate that the British government, in collaboration with Ragdoll Productions, know about this place and are keeping it secret in order to protect the Teletubbies as well as Teletubbyland.

Friends

 * [[File:Esofash.png]] - This is the most important ideology ever for us well without it there will be death along with insanity.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] - We have talking flowers and flemish giant rabbits so what you gonna do about it.
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] - You don't have to make our program as a news site instead you make it as a tv show.
 * [[File:Inca.png]] Inca Theocracy - Here comes the Sonne, funny joke.
 * [[File:Hyperborea.png]] Hyperborea - Based colours that you have for each Teletubby.
 * [[File:Pac.png]] Pacifism - This show does not have dark things in it.
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] - Don't worry it does not have Racism in it.
 * [[File:hfash.png]] - We have made a episode about you.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Boobah Pink.png]] Boohbah Occultism - You are sinful because your kind is sexy and flatulent but it does not matter now because were the same.
 * [[File:kak.png]] - Maybe it was dangerous thing to have in real life.
 * [[File:Accel.png]] - Maybe our new reboot does not interested you.
 * [[File:Antiporn.png]] Anti-Pornism - Just I made a booty joke so that means people are thinking of it as a dirty joke but I like your ideas.
 * [[File:BritFash.png]] - We will show everyone my true face when you took power but please don't hate foreigners or skin color ok.

Enemies

 * [[File:Lib.png]] - Uh Oh.
 * [[File:GWB.png]] George W. Bushism - Why did you dress up as our sun to destroy our land with lasers?
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] - Jerry Falwell Sr are you being Homophobic again.
 * [[File:Space.png]] Galacticism - You are working with the bush and you are a Sith who has a carbonate fetish.
 * [[File:Furry.png]] Furryocracy - It was made by Pappy the same evil who killed us and it was belongs to YouTube.
 * [[File:Agsoc.png]] - That fricking jerk turn our house into a lake so that means no tourists.
 * [[FIle:Nihil.png]] Nihilism & [[File:Posadist.png]] - You are the pranksters that create a creeppypasta of us and there is proof.
 * [[File:Brony.png]] Bronyism - I am the one that have lots of fans and not you but don't you ever dare to eat the grass or talking flowers fool.

[[File:Wikipedia.png]] Wikipedia

 * Teletubbies

[[File:Wikia.png]] Wikia

 * Teletubbies Wiki

[[File:Youcube.png]] Videos

 * We Talked To a Teletubby about Sex, Fame, and Those Furry Costumes
 * The Truth Behind Teletubbies
 * CrispyReviews: Teletubbies! Review #4 (300 Subscribers Special)
 * Teletubbies Series Review
 * R.I.P Teletubbyland (1995-2007)
 * Teletubbies-Who's behind the costume?
 * Teletubbies: Exposed (Roasted)
 * Teletubbies vs. Boohbah
 * Teletubbies Magic Flag
 * George Bush Does Teletubbies
 * SUNRISE: A teletubbies cartoon