AfunMetbolFloppaism

AfunMetbolFloppaism, backronym for Neo-Afunhumaninterist Metbolist JoeyFloppaism, is an ideology that believes that securing a nationalist minarchy based off of traditional values, making America "Great Again", fighting against deviance, and freeing the people from unnecessary bureaucracy and control will revitalize America. He also believes in the abolition of certain unreasonable adultisms. It is an economically far right, civically moderate (leaning very slightly into the libright), and culturally conservative ideology.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a ghost. It should resemble a Boo.
 * 2) Draw a white (#FFFFFF) Nordic cross with a black outline.
 * 3) Draw a thick black (#202020) line cross-section going up and though the Nordic cross.
 * 4) Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant yellow (#FFED35).
 * 5) Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant maroon (#450E0E).
 * 6) Draw the Hayek coat of arms in the top-left quadrant using grey (#D8D2D5) and blue (#007ED0).
 * 7) Draw a red (#DA0B0D) heraldic cat on both blue quadrants of it.
 * 8) Add the eyes.
 * 9) (Optional) Turn the Hayek coat of arms into an eye patch.

Friends

 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Very based person.
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Based and redpilled, sir.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Uber based.
 * [[File:Antiairi.png]] Anti-Airisuism - The best Airisu is one without the roles.
 * [[File:Paleomin.png]] Paleominarchism - Very based minarchist.
 * [[File:ChristConservF.png]] Christian Right - Very based religious conservative. NO MORE ABORTIONS!
 * [[File:Libcon.png]] - Literally me but less homophobic and radical.
 * [[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] Gabrialduffeyism - Very based conservative self-insert.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - The laissez-faire market capitalism and conservative values are so EPIC!
 * [[File:AfunFusionf.png]] Broad Afunhumaninterist Fusionism - I'm just this without the secondary wing.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - I'm officially a split over you. You're a good economic model, but you value decadence over tradition.
 * [[File:Lwnatcon.png]] Left-Wing National Conservatism - I'm officially split over you. Your economics are uber cringe, but nation and tradition are for preserving and not for corrupting.
 * [[File:Airiflo.png]] AirisuFloppaism - Based one part and cringe the other. 50/50
 * [[File:Lex.png]] Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism - His economics are very based, but every other thing about you is cringe and you hardly care about economics which is even more cringe.
 * [[File:Turkey.png]] Turkeyism - Better than normal fascism, but fascism is still fascism.

Enemies

 * [[File:Airisu.png]] Airisuism - Shitbrain
 * [[File:MLM.png]] - Communism, even in ismism form, is cringe. ALWAYS.
 * [[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism - What prostitutes always turn to to kill a life.
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - Disgusting hippie.
 * [[File:Queerauth.png]] Queer Authoritarianism - Rule of soy.
 * [[File:Authprog.png]] Authoritarian Progressivism - Same but even worse because it's ALL degeneracy.
 * [[File:Synd.png]] - Union worship. The fat cats rightfully own the factories, and no one, not even [[File:PCB-SJW.png]] whiners, can deny that!