Metbol Says Trans Rights!

This is a story based off Angrybirdstd talking about how BirdShagger44, Metbol, SamChrry, and JoeyFloppa should moderate the LGBTA Wiki. Hope you enjoy it!

Introduction
First, let's meet the people this story is about. These people are Metbol,  JoeyFloppa,  BirdShagger44, and  SamChrry.

Metbol is a national conservative who has some, let's just say, interesting views on the LGBTQ Community and laws about them.

JoeyFloppa is a rather conservative libertarian who believes only through national libertarianism and even imperialism can America, which they view as the best country.



BirdShagger is a fascist and absolute monarchist who loves his country, Britain.

I sher hate those (((Jews))) and gays, don't yew? Boy, 'ow I luv Bri'ian!

SamChrry is a reactionary distributist who believes everything should be decided by the locals.

One day, something they would never expect would happen.

Chapter 1: The SIRU
There is a normal, generic building in PCBAnarchystan. This building is the SIRU, the Self-Insert Rightist Unity alliance. There are helicopters in the parking lot. walks into the building and comes and sits at a long table. comes into the building as well, next, Next , Next , then multiple other rightists all assemble at the table.

Guess who we are here to go against.





THE JOEYBUSTERS!

Angrybirdstd pulls up an extremely badly made MS Paint drawing of a variant of the Ghostbusters symbol where the ghost is yellow.

Since that i'm the closest to him on this wiki, they'll go after ME! And after they're done with they'll go AFTER ALL THE OTHER RIGHTISTS!



it's plot by the zionists.













has a feeling this isn't going to go well.

10 Minutes Later









sighs. Meanwhile, SamChrry is in a newly seceded Minnesota (he finally managed to do it). He decides to give Metbol a call.





Umm...no. unfortunately not. Anyway, talk to you later.

10 more minutes later, , And are walking back to their homes.









walked into the restaurant and into its bathroom.

Little did Metbol know, He didn't go in the males bathroom...

Chapter 2: Metbolette : (thinking) Wow, this bathroom is designed very well! I've never seen a bathroom like this. Say, i've gone to this restaurant and gone to the bathroom here and the bathroom wasn't as nearly as good as this. did they redesign it or something?

Seriously?

I'll stop.

Meanwhile, in the LGBTA Wiki...

There is overall a very bad and disorderly day on the LGBTA Wiki. The moderators are finding it increasingly hard to manage their jobs.



we can get new mods. Sounds good?



WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MODS. APPLICATIONS START RIGHT NOW!



It's not like we have relationships with much other wikis.



























Fine.



We don't have that time! Well... fine, I guess.



One day later...

Today, Metbol (or to be correct, Metbolette) is now trans. He but now She really, really liked the women's bathroom.

Meanwhile, the SIRU has gotten two new members.

Do you?





walks into the room.



You look... different. Also, what's with the bow?

And i'm trans now.

All the rightists in unison: WHAT!?!



The rightists after much confusion, heard a voice from outside. It was two LGBTA Wiki moderators.

We specifically need at least four moderators. If anyone would like to apply, please come to me. Thank you.

This could be a perfect chance for rightism to win over leftism! You can apply with some other rightists and traditionalists and the LGBTA Wiki would accept you guys because you're trans.



Don't you know how many trads are banned there? This is a chance to give them justice. You also swore to promote rightism and traditionalism at all costs when you joined the SIRU, this is the perfect chance, creating a traditionalist mod team on a wiki like that. If you don't do it, you're breaking those principles!



now we need three others because they said we need at least four members... JoeyFloppa, SamChrry, And BirdShagger.







Metbolette, call SamChrry. You guys go outside to apply.

calls MinnDistIcon.png.







Well, bye.

a few minutes later... : Hey, uh...Metbolette. You look... different today. What's with the bow? What are we here for?





You guys fill out these forms.

Hey, BirdShagger, why did you put "the pure one" in your sexualities-

sweats nervously.

We need to go now! Everyone, get in my car!

The LGBTA Wiki mods,, , , and walk into the car.

starts browsing 4chan. Eventually she and all the other traditionalists fall asleep though.



Okay.

All the other traditionalists yawn and wake up.







To be continued...