Petroleumism

"Not to be confused with Proeliumism."

Petroleumism, or Oilism for short, is a rightist ideology that recognizes the value of oil and authorizes the land illegally much like an Anarcho-Totalitarian. Its main goals are to produce oil for the whole entire world, spread its ideology to the whole entire world, and to eliminate communism.

Birth
In 1908, oil was discovered in the middle east, and people discovered that it makes cars go. Many people wanted to get there hands on this oil, and so the first societies of Petroleumist groups were born. Nobody knows who invented Petroleumism was, because Petroleumism sprung all around about the same time. Today, America is a petroleumist due to its increasing demand for oil.

Personality
Petroleumism has a deep, grouchy voice and is very stern, but can be very ecstatic when he strikes good business or wealth. He likes to smoke fat cigars and play darts in his free time.

There is no one who he hates more than communists and environmentalists.

How to draw

 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Fill with white.
 * 3) Draw a black drop of oil in the center.
 * 4) (Optional) Draw him smoking a fat cigar.

Friends

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - Fellow rich mate jelous of his economy
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] Authcap - The BEST FATHER!! OIL OIL
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - Lets go get some OIL!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neo-Conservatism - Lets just rape the middle east for oil
 * [[File:Mesoconserv.png]] Mesoconservatism, [[File:Neocap.png]] Neo-capitalism. - Neocon's homeboys. Wanna help me rape the middle east?

Frenemies

 * [[File:Clib.png]] Classical Liberalism - Love you parent. Don't like the fact that you are a libtard though (and you don't have oil)
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism - I don't like him, but oil is oil.
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalinism - COMMIE SCUM! He has a lot of oil though so Semi Friends i guess?
 * [[File:Neocen.png]] Neo-Centrism - STUPID LEFFTIST! But he is not that leftist and he is neocon's homeboy so okay?
 * [[File:Charcoal.png]] Charcoalism - You do realize that oil is more successful than coal right? At least your an anti-enviormentalist.
 * [[File:Chavismo.png]] - Obsessed with oil, but a FUCKING LEFTIST!!!
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] Nazism - Likes oil, but aren’t you a socialist?

Enemies

 * [[File: Envi.png]] Environmentalism - Screw off. I don't care.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] Marxism - damn commie
 * [[File:Overb.png]] Overbism - WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
 * [[File:Neocom.png]] Neo-Communism - Stupid Communist who is pretending to be Neocons homeboy but wants to kill neocon. Stupid leftist.
 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - fucking leftist
 * [[File:Offbiden.png]] Off-Bidenism - Why are there so much fucking leftists
 * [[File:Bidencrab.png]] Crabbyist Bidenism - SO MUCH FOR MY BODY TO HANDLE!
 * [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratism -faints because there are so much murican leftists