Two Cows Meme

Two Cows Meme up ahead:

[[File:National Traditionalism.png]] National Traditionalism
You have two cows. They are both female. When they have lesbian intercourse, someone finds out about it and the State takes them from you and sends them to the gas chambers for said intercourse.

[[File:PagTheo.png]]
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. A herd is gathered and the calf with the least blemishes is used as an offering.

[[File:Parent.png]] Parentism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. They have two children, one year apart. The parents are free to graze and the calves are locked in a cage until they hit sexual maturity.

[[File:Libertarian.png]]
You have two cows. They are sent to a huge pasture to graze, with few interruptions.

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You have two cows. The State takes the cows and gives you milk.

[[File:Transarchy.png]] Transarchy
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. They can't make calves. You trade in the bull for another one. It doesn't give calves. People get tired of you always trading in bulls for bulls. Finally, you get a cow. It gives you kids. You discover that you were actually getting transgendered cows and bulls.

[[File:Awaj.png]]
You have two cows. You send them to a huge field where they can do whatever they want.

[[File:Austrobert.png]]
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You grow a very large herd and set up a store of just cows. You get rich.

[[File:Rebelism.png]] Rebelism
You have two cows. They enforce a strict law saying that you cannot make veal from a calf.

[[File:Racenat.png]]
You have two cows, but one of them does not have the same skin tone as the other. The cow with the unfavored skin tone is sold and killed. You get a cow of your favored skin tone.

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You have two cows. You take them to the temple to worship them.

[[File:Systemism.png]] Systemism
You have two cows. You brand them "DON'T TREAD ON ME" with a very hot brand and then let them into the outside world.

[[File:Prog.png]]
You have two cows. One is different from the other. The other cow looks like the majority of cows, while the different one is a minority. You accept the minority cow for their differences.

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You have two cows. The State takes one of your cows and gives it to a neighbor that does not own a cow.

[[File:Darwinist.png]]
You have two cows. They and 98 other cows are taken to a gladiator ring to fight to the death.

[[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. When the female cow is impregnated, you kill the unborn calf.

[[File:AuthTrad.png]] Authoritarian Traditionalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You grow a large herd. When the calves hit sexual maturity, you find out that your neighbor's cow is in an illegit relationship with the cow. Both cows are taken away.

[[File:Jihad.png]]
You have two cows. One ends up being a suicide bomber.

[[File:Bendy.png]] Bendyism
You have two cows. You turn them into ink cows.

[[File:Bendytheo.png]] BATIM Theocracy
You have two cows. Bendy allegedly tells you to take them to the Ink Machine.

[[File:PMNM.png]] Crabbyism
You have two cows. They have hardcore sex with crabs.

[[File:Cam.png]] Chameleonism [[File:Dittoicon.png]]
You have 2 cows, pretend to be one of them.

[[File:Animalism icon.png]] Animalism
You ARE the 2 cows, one of them has to become the next leader, you choose the best one.

[[File:Apolit.png]]
You have 2 cows. Everything ends up surprisingly normal, and at the end, you grill them.

[[File:Castro.png]]
You have 2 cows, you use them for milk and be the dairy dictator.

[[File:Fat.png]] Lipostocracy
You have 2 cows, butcher both of them and make burgers.

[[File:MC.png]] Minecraftism
You have 2 cows, make them breed with wheat and make an inbred cow farm.

[[File:Techsocdem.png]] SajZeal Model
You have two cows. Everyone votes for who should get one of your cows. A scientist runs the vote and another techie guy takes your cow.

[[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism
You have two cows. A demented old man takes over the presidency. He commands that your two cows are taken and given to two lazy people.

[[File:Circulus.png]] Circlus Theory
You have 2 cows, collect their poop as fertilizer.

[[File:Burgsys.png]] Burgundian System
You have two cows. One of them has a slight genetic deviation, so the state kills it. The state also kills your other cow for not reproducing enough. You are sent to a labour camp for the crime of owning degenerate cows.

[[File:Nihil.png]] Nihilism
You have 2 cows, who cares?

[[File:Averagism.png]] Averagism
You have two cows. They are exactly the same as each other with no differences whatsoever.

[[File:Hsjw.png]] Hyper-SJWism
You have two cows. You kill them as eating meat is murder. You then scream at the top of your lungs.

[[File:Cheesef.png]] Cheese
You have two cows. They are used to produce more and more cheese.

[[File:Flatearthf.png]] Flat Earthism
You have two cows. They venture too far, and fall of the edge of the world.

[[File:Giantocracy.png]] Giantocracy
You have two cows. The biggest/tallest cow is elected as the leader.

[[File:Dwarfocracy.png]] Dwarfocracy
You have two cows. The smallest/shortest cow is elected as the leader.

[[File:Plutocrat.png]]
You have two cows. The billionaires buy all of your cows and decide to sell your cows for 20 times the original price.

[[File:Prim.png]]
You are a cow.

[[File:Postmodernicon.png]] Post-Modernism
Nothing is real. Including the cows. The cows are a social construct, and can be anything they desire.

[[File:Ebonic.png]] Ebonic Lingual Nationalism
Yo! You 'as two cows. They is able ta speak, a' only speak Ebonahcs. (You have two cows. They are able to speak, and only speak Ebonics.)

[[File:Skinny.png]] Malthusocracy
You have two cows. You give them a field without any grass, and they stay super skinny.

[[File:MathTheo.png]] Mathocracy
You have two cows. You decide to buy two more cows. How many cows do you have now?

[[File:1%ism.png]] 1%ism
You have 100 cows. You butcher all cows except for one.

Still-Being-Drawnism
Yo

[[File:Univgravf.png]] Universal Attractionism
You have 2 cows. They attract each other gravitationally, making them stuck together.