Cheesian Theocracy

Cheesian Theocracy is the government of the glorious nation of Cheesia. It focuses around the belief that the Cheesemonger is a god and will send people who almost exclusively cheese to cheesetopia, which is basically heaven but with more cheese.

History
During the 1848 revolutions throughout Europe, a political organization known as “The Order of Food” staged a revolution in the United Kingdom. after a 3 year long revolutionary war, the UK was ruled by a one-party dictatorship, it encouraged a worldwide revolution, which after 27 years, finally came to an end. In 1878, Most Nordic countries formed an alliance known as “United Scandinavia against food” Which was eventually formed into one nation in 1910, and the German Empire, which significantly lost land, and became a democracy in 1916. And finally, the superpower known as “United Kingdom of Food” But eventually, after many rebellions and revolutions, in 1902, it became a democracy. But this democracy was unstable, as every food group was its own political party. Eventually in 1922, the “Plant Republic'' split from the United Kingdom of Food. Soon following in 1923, The Military Dictatorship of Meat split. Both breakaway states formed an alliance to destroy the United Kingdom of Food. This war lasted from 1923-1926. After a conclusive alliance victory, the small nation of “The Dairy Republic '' was formed as a joint puppet of the alliance. Finally, the world seemed to be at peace. But in 1930, the new dictator of The Military Dictatorship of Meat was bent on conquering the dairy republic as its own and went to war with the Plant Republic, this was the bloodiest war in history known as the thirteen-year war, lasting from 1930-1943, the Military Dictatorship of Meat was victorious, the plant republic was split into many countries so that it could never be a threat again. In 1949, a revolution occurred in Dairy, after a short, but conclusive war, the 2nd Dairy Republic was formed. In 1950, it split into 2 nations, Cheese and Milk. These nations have been allies to this day. Meanwhile, in the former Plant Republic, most warlords have been defeated, only 4 remain, Federal Democracy of Vegetables in 1954, Kingdom of Grain in 1955, Kingdom of Wine in 1965, and the Potato Empire in 1969. After 11 years, some people had had enough of this crap, and free France split from the Kingdom of wine in 1980. Followed by Ethiopia splitting from the Kingdom of Grain in 1983, and Turkey splitting from the Potato Empire in 1984. In 1994, the Meat wars began between the Kingdom of wine and the new Military Dictatorship of Meat. This lasted from 1994-1996. Even though nuclear weapons were first created in 1943, Nobody has used one until now. In early 1996, the Military Dictatorship of Meat found a small stockpile of nukes in a captured nuclear factory. They were sent to London to be launched. On September 2nd, 1996, they were launched, and the Military Dictatorship of Meat won its independence. In 2001, a Wheat terrorist hijacked a plane, and crashed it into the capitol of grain. At first, grain thought that Free France, Germany, and the USAF were trying to destroy the Kingdom of Grain, so they went to war with them in that same year, but lost in 2004, and had to pay crippling debts. The Kingdom of Grain was in ruin, and in 2010, a man said that he would restore the Kingdom of Grain to its former glory, and retake all its lost lands. After 10 years, he staged a revolution, this revolution has lasted from March 2021-Now. Meanwhile, the Federal Democracy of Vegetables, and its newly formed breakaway state ally, Fruit Republic, launched a surprise attack on Cheese on August 19th, 2021. This war is ongoing…

Kentucky Incident
On August 19th, 2021, the Vegetable Republic sent a platoon of soldiers to cross the Veggie-Cheese border in Kentucky, and they (in an attempt to find secret files on Cheesia) raided a government building, they found nothing, and proceed to take the town hostage. But after 2 days, when they saw a large army of Cheesians approaching, they realized that they must escape, and torched the town to the ground, most people were killed. 1,823 dead. At first, the Veggie government denied involvement and said that it was a rogue platoon, and they will be brought to justice. Cheesia didn’t believe it, and on August 22, 2021, they formally announced a declaration of war on the Vegetable and Fruit Republics.

CheeseMonger's Youth Training Initiative
The CheeseMonger’s Youth Training initiative is a project proposed by high priest Klaus R. This organization will offer youths from the ages of 8-18 a chance to learn the values of our glorious nation, such as how to correctly deal with foreign foes and traitors at home. Fun activities include:
 * Airsoft training fields to learn how to deal with and wipe out the enemy!
 * REAL interrogation sequences!
 * Learn how to find a possible traitor!
 * Get fun medals that show true patriotism!
 * Meet REAL soldiers!!!

Richmond Crisis
As the Opposition Party grows strong, mass protests over the turbulent government have led to the storming of the Cheese capitol of Houston has led to civil unrest throughout the nation. Although they have been dealt with, more protesters will gather to take Richmond at 1:30 PM September 16, 2021. We already have armed national guard soldiers awaiting their arrival…

Update
The protesters were mowed down by the national guard. They are regrouping and will attack in the near future.
 * [[File:Cheesian_Theocracy.png]] Cheesian high priest Jude: LOLXD LET'S TIE 'EM UP TO ROCKETS AND FIRE THEM AT VEGGIETARD COUNTRY! HAHAHAHA!!!

Operation Flying Dove
The Operation “Flying Dove” is going well. We have marched through the west and plan to cut through Canada. Then we will go through new England and take Washington. This must be quick, though. Because the Veggies will cut off our supply line and destroy our divisions if this fails...

Government
In a Cheesian Theocracy, there are 3 high priests. These high priests are elected by a parliament, which is comprised of 500 cardinals. These cardinals vote once a year if the high priests are worth staying or not. Until 2021, the loyalists won every election. But now, other political parties are growing. The cardinals are elected by a weighted system in which people with a higher IQ's vote is worth more than someone with a lower IQ. If you want to be a candidate to be a cardinal, then you must be between the ages of 40-60, and you must have been a priest for at least 20 years, and you must have an IQ above the %10 threshold. Then, you must get the approval of one of the three high priests. Finally, you must eat nothing but cheese for a year. After this, you can become a candidate. If you want to be a high priest, then you must follow all previous steps, and become a cardinal. Then you could either become a high priest by being voted in by the other cardinals when the previous high priest dies, or you could vote out the current high priest and get voted in by the other cardinals. This method is dangerous because usually, it is considered blasphemous to go against the high priests.

Friends

 * [[File:Cheesenism_(PB).png]] Cheesenism - My end goal. But you are a filthy heretic
 * [[File:Jingoism.png]] Jingoism - DEATH TO VEGGIES!!!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Cheesef.png]] Cheese (Ideology) - You are a fellow cheese lover, but your ways reek with degeneracy.
 * [[File:MathTheo.png]] Mathocracy - Math and being smart is based, but the fact that you hate religion makes me want to publicly execute you ngl.

Enemies

 * [[File:Quarkismball.png]] Quarkism - Veggie scum, we will conquer your pitiful land!
 * [[File:Vegarch.png]] Veganarchism - Your execution is scheduled for 1:44 Monday, September 21, 2021