Crusade to Tocanomushovarland

Humanitarian Crusader

 * (Republic of China's third colonize in PCBA)
 * (Republic of Nusantara)
 * The CS

Hell Suppoter

 * [[File:Anti-Cflski.png]] Anti-Celfloskism (Tocanomushovarland)
 * (Plenderpland)
 * (Oiboioia Empire)
 * Far-Fantiland
 * Kakeguruia
 * Duke of Slaverte

A poor lady
It was a cold day, Mikhail Celflosky saw a poor lady that was laying down on the ground. He called an ambulance to pick her to hospital. When she woke, she said “Where am I?” Then Mikhail Celflosky let Kaethola to stay in here. He met other authority figures. (At Tocanomushovarland's secret camp) ???:Help us, help! Luchi the torturer of Tocanomushovarland: You'll know what the eternal hell is, Ar Hahahahaha! This is Satan's wish, is his wish! ???:You killed me and reborn me at least 10 times, what you want!? Luchi:Hehehehe, I wanna (removed) you and kill you to let you know the Eternal unfortunately and (Too Bad and Too cruel). Luchi: Number slave 308, you first! Number slave 308: NoNoNo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Scream Terribly.) Luchi: Number slave..............
 * Celflosky: You're in Republic of China's third colonize PCBA land.
 * The poor lady: (Praying) Thank you God, you blessed me to the place of milk and honey (Means an Utopia). My name is Kaethola Sercueltaz. I have left my country already 32 days, it was a hell.
 * Celflosky: Where are you from? Plenderland? Kakeguruia?
 * Kaethola: I’m from Tocanomushovarland.
 * Mikhail Celflosky: God really blessed you because your former nation is literally hell. Their leader is torturing people and letting plutocrats oppress poors, even torturing and reborn people to let people get eternal pain. It's Psychopathic, immoral, Unfair, Anti-Humanitarian. I can't bear it anymore. I'll let that bastard know justice's power. Save people from dystopia!
 * Celflosky: That Tocanomushovarland leader is too guilty. Now, we can't bear him anymore. We have to lead people overthrew that bastard.
 * Chiron Lairi: What happened,sir?
 * Scarlet: I think we have to eliminate a dystopia.
 * Celflosky: You're Right! We have to eliminate Tocanomushovarland.
 * The CS: That is a pol pot version of PRC.
 * Quark: I have quantum artillery, the Tocanomushovarland jus use axes and falang, we can win!
 * Celflosky: Don't forget, when you was talking, I received a teleport of Oibioi's declare war declaration, he support Tocanomushovarland.
 * SussyNouh: That Oibioi is too strong! Their army as strong as IngHein.
 * The CS: But won't we like Neo-Conservativist to intervention other countries?
 * Chiron Lairi: ChineseSocialist, I agree too.
 * Celflosky: Think about it. You knew that Tocanomushovarland's bloody truth and Kaethola's describe. And look their data:. Really is a hell of people. If we don't save them, that there will be too late! Of course, we don't do War Crimes, our Soldiers have to know Don't kill, burn, rape, rape people.
 * ChineseSocialist and Chirotesla: That we agree.
 * Celflosky: Everyone, No more time! Hurry Up!

Long Conqueror Road
But when we are preparing, we hear Tocanomushovarland stepped a little land of our planet, so we go to conqueror.
 * Celflosky:Ok, everyone. Are you ready?
 * Others: Yes, we're.
 * Celflosky:Let me check, total 3 million soldiers, 2 thousands of Tanks, 1000 artillery even 200 artillery of them are quantum version, 200 ships and 10,000 airplanes and 30 spaceships. Ok, let's go!
 * Then We go to the Hell of Human. We go to there by The spaceship.

Stop Falling
We march to the irrendenta zone and land on a farm next to the seashore at night. We saw a Blartist was working and a soldier of Tocanomshovarland was whipping him. We raid the farm to save them. Then We won, we get foods and a news, Blartland declared the war to Tocanomushovarland. We got a new alley. 3 days later, We defeated that Tocanomushovarland Arms. All of countries turned martial time and made a Great wall around the planet. Then, we went to conquer.

Into Space
Notice: Times of below this line ignored Einstein's Relatives. Because from here to Tocanomushovarland is 66.6 light years, we used Ultra-Light Speeds. That's why that ignored Einstein's Relatives. Besides, the spaceships can regulate time's speed. That we entered into space, 5 hours later, we left the farthest planet of Solar system Ural986. The Tradeships of Glory Asia States Empire was chasing us, they wanted us buy something before we left, so We bought 30 Heinrich Artillery and some cheating gadgets of Gambling. They cost us at least 1.6 billion PCBA Miraheze Galatic Dollars. We kept going. 25 hours after we went, we left our Solar system really. I took the photo, There are many dots, most of them are blue except one which color is mostly gray and extremely little blue.

Aristoids
After 55 hours later, we met a group of aristoids. The data of miraheze shows they were a big comet but exploded 3 Polcomp years ago. They got close to us. I was scared seriously. Thank Goodness, Chirotesla talked to us be a ball without core and let Quark face to Aristoids then talked Quark use his skill of spaceships. There's a big sponge in front of Quark's spaceships and they were caught. Chirotesla and Quark are our hero. We cut them carefully and discovered them. We founded A lot of water and a type of mineral haven't been resigned. We tried to let their size can be placed on our spaceships, so we cut them again.

Wacky Gambling
We arrived Solar System Ural987 after we start at least 90 hours. 93 hours, arrived Planet Ural987d. We stopped at there and landed on a land at night. We knew there will be the first war. If wanna conquer here, we have to gambling.