Squinocracy

Squinocracy:

kill all men

rights are a privelege that gets better the higher rank you are in overwatch, i.e. bronze live in the swamps that are the remnants of the US and arent allowed to create any shelter, and t500 live in cloud cities, rank one of each role is president of a cloud city

no more discrimination of gender race sexuality creed etc, its all about ow rank

the only drink allowed is water and jaritos soda, nothing else

schools are banned, if youre smart enough to be in the elite then you'll get there, if not sucks to suck

every week a bronze is brought in from the woods and educated enough to go against me in a political debate where only i can be found the winner

lgbqt is normalized but you have to wear a pride skin in overwatch (considered an honor)

brains of far left and far right politicians are dug up and placed in museums so you can argue with outdated ideologies, ben shapiro is the most popular attraction

anytime anyone who identifies as female says or does anything, even just enters the room, everyone says "woman moment"

piggz is supreme chancellor over the three cloud cities

MirroR from OWL is like secretary of state because hes a flex player

Marxism is banned.

vend is given just enough welfare to avoid being a swamp bronze but only enough to own a single soapbox from which he preaches his political stance. many agree but no one shows it

neurotoxin embedded in your brain to prevent any of the following actions: saying sheeeeeeesh, dabbing, gangnam style, talking about opening scene of ghost ship, typing "ratio" on twitter

ow anonymous is a mandated subscription

Rush's "2112" is the national anthem of all 3 cloud cities

"medium brother" is instituted (surveillance AI that doesnt really care what u do its just his job yknow)

non-ow players must download overwatch and do quarterly placements like taxes or they're sent to the swamps

mnase runs an underground account boosting system to keep the unskilled wealthy in higher ranks

owl and contenders players are akin to the military

daily changing uniforms are enforced but only dictated through vague details derived from jinrens indecipherable text; it is universal across all gender identities, fuck you wear the owl merch.

erp is banned, people who question this are sent to a simulation in the same museum as the politicians brain and are forced to view hundreds of hours of erp between ela and vishnu

florida is

brothels are encouraged and chris oversees them all

w6rst is made jinren and will's personal escort

andres and david get their own palace and in the lobby of the palace is a bas relief metal impression of the gayass emote

discord logo not reversed as to cause more suffering

better discord is a black market product outlawed by squinocracy

special forces are methodically killed and sent to heaven to guard The Lord from plenderplar causing Ragnarok

thought is public but medium brother is too lazy to decode the neural data so no one can read it

when white people

mahnoor runs the deep state.

the only available music left is squines' spotify playlist, she takes responsibility for any songs added, claiming that they were made by themselves

raf is given eurasia (also forgot to say people who cannot fit in the cloud cities, high gold and below are sent to live in the abandoned cities, given squinal (akin to royal) charters

microchips enforce "perms" real life discord permissions such as server muting or deafening people

hentai is censored from existence

each role queue cloud city competes mercilessly through mercantilism

republicans and democrats believers are given the scarlet letter

a black market is maintained under each cloud city and all products are poisoned so that corrupt elite are weeded out

almost every palace and public square is adorned with an omni man statue

chris runs a brothel rthat spans all three cloud cities

every once in a while squines creates a natural disaster for the swamps, or introduce a new predator or disease in order to enact evolution on a faster time table, anytime a swamp person gains a good amount of intelligence they are locked in airships that rotate around the cloud cities and act as think tanks that squines uses and claims as their own ideas

people are born sterile and have to ask to have a child, and when your application is accepted you are given an iphone only loaded with spotify and the overwatch "Cities and Countries" album downloaded to play to the budding child

trans people get full healthcare

joe biden and trump are revived and locked in a cage that is livestreamed 24/7 so that we can stave off our animalistic violent sides by watching them fight

everyone is forced to take the bdsm test when they are of age and are matched with the lowest compatability person and are told theyre soulmates bc i think thats a funny idea

people are still not allowed in lol channel

french is erased.

cloud city skylines are planned out so, if the islands ever connect, they will form the grandmaster rank logo

people who lose all 5 placements, regardless of rank, are sent to the swamps for one week.

every 2 decades we have a viltrum-like survival of the fittest fight, and then remaining people must repopulate. the higher rank populace are able to buy steroids. the people who have "lost" this fight are tossed down into the swamps