Starmerism

Starmerism is a centrist (left leaning) simulacrum of many ideologies made by Blairites to defeat  Corbynism. With no set position, he constantly takes pieces of others to keep himself alive.

Beliefs
He is a self-proclaimed Socialist, but with pro-business, mostly economically liberal stances. He's very patriotic and supportive of the Queen and... uh, *Checks notes* veterans. He supposedly disagrees with the Tories but never does anything to challenge them. Being the former Head of the Crowns Prosecution Service, he is very supportive of law and order and will give you a stern talking to if you do anything illegal. His most solid stance is his opposition to what he believes to be Anti-Semitism and  Corbynism, trying to remove them at any chance he can.

How to Draw
1. Draw a ball 2. Draw two Frankenstein bolts on either side 3. Draw stitches dividing up each part of the ball 4. Fill in each piece with an ideology listed as an influence. 5. Draw the eyes and you're done.

Friends

 * [[File:Cap.png]] - A labour government will be on the side of businesses.
 * [[File:lib.png]] - What is good for businessess is good for britain.
 * NeoLiberal-icon.png - I cannot stress this enough, we are a pro-business party now.
 * [[File:Monet.png]] - DO YOU GET THE IDEA????
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] Social Democracy - I fought for this cause for decades in the Fabian Society.
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] - What? Why would I want to abolish you?
 * [[File:3way.png]] - Thanks for getting me in, guys!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - I have a non-negotiable support for nuclear weapons.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] - Israel is one of our most important allies.
 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - You have my undying support, but word of advice... You should try and purge those [[File:Dsa.png]] DSA types and [[File:Sanders.png]] Berniecrats before they get any funny ideas.
 * [[File:Obamium.png]] Obamaism [[File:Obama2d.png]] - Senior Obama, teach me how to beat Bojo.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Con-t.png]] Conservatism - A very good friend! Wait, I'm supposed to disagree with you? Uh... Stop taxing [[File:Corp.png]] corporations!
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Paternalistic Conservatism - Labour MUST take back our red wall voters!
 * [[File:GrPolv2.png]] Eco Socialism - Yes, I'm a green-red myself but why are people voting for you instead of me?

Enemies

 * [[File:Demsocstar.png]] Democratic Socialism - Anti-Semite!
 * [[File:Corbynism-ball.png]] Corbynism - You ruined the party!
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] Illegalism - Your gangs hurt people!
 * [[File:prog.png]] Progressivism - Wh- is that a spliff?!
 * [[File:Trans.png]] Transgenderism - You don't belong in women's spaces.
 * [[File:BoJo.png]] Borisism - The most corrupt and incompetent prime minister in British history. You should resign before making further embarrassments.

[[File:Wikipedia.png]] Wikipedia

 * Wikipedia.png Keir Starmer