Jonah's German Reform Ideas

This page is about my pragmatic views, for my actual self-insert please see: New North German Model

is a page outlining JonahF2014's more pragmatic ideas for contemporary Germany. It highlights specific policy proposals which are within the realm of doability by a new government which wouldn't have to face major obstacles in implementing these reforms.



This page is supposed to represent my pragmatic views, what I believe can and should be done ASAP, who I would vote for, and what I think big problems currently are. Most such things will be displayed in a list format, a point-list of things that should, in my opinion, happen.

TL;DR, gib social and stop woke.


 * Treat all religions equal before the state and annul all connections to the Church.
 * Introduce a proper census, one which is mandatory and asks important things like religion and ethnicity.
 * More transparency for lobbying and harsher punishments for corruption.
 * Remove 5% threshold for elections, or at least reduce it to max. 3%.
 * Complete reform and unification of the national education system; modeled after Hamburg's current system.
 * Implementation of a new electoral system on federal and all state levels modeled after that of Hamburg.
 * Extreme reduction of bureaucracy.
 * Referendums on a federal level.


 * Universal Basic Income
 * Minimum wage at 13€
 * Das Gespenst der Enteignung.
 * Das recht auf Menschenwürdiges Wohnen ist ein Grundrecht.
 * Hey, manufacturing industry, how about you pay people a good wage instead of crying about not one wanting to work for you?
 * Only build affordable housing, no more high-end housing projects shall be approved.


 * Bring back Nuclear Energy & build new plants.
 * Stop all coal mining (especially in NRW).
 * Build more wind energy, fuck NIMBYs.
 * Kohleausstieg 2025.


 * Do not introduce a Speed Limit of highways.
 * Make public transit free in all of Germany (or at the very least bring back the 9€ ticket)
 * Ban cars in cities and replace with MAJOR public transit expansion.


 * Bring back trams.
 * The immediate reversal of the objectively terrible and ableist HVV redesign.


 * Deport all non-citizens as soon as possible and deny all citizenship applications.
 * Completely ban dual-citizenship, without exception.
 * Ban linguistic revisionism in all publicly funded projects, if you don't comply you don't deserve taxpayer money.
 * The original proposal for the Selbstbestimmungsgesetz was a lot better, we should have something akin to it instead of the current proposal.
 * Legalisation of cannabis & decriminalization of other drugs.
 * Stop denying the Frisians and Sorbians their rights.
 * Embrace the nation-state.
 * Men's Liberation.


 * Reverse military budget increase and reform military with actual competent people that don't need 100 billion.
 * Don't listen to NATO demands, if they get pissy threaten to leave.
 * Remove American nukes from German soil, removing bases should also be a long-term goal.
 * Get the military out of everywhere that isn't sovereign German territory.
 * Create separate refugee camps, don't let them interact with broader society.
 * Send refugees back when the home country is stable again or they act up.
 * Only take in war refugees, no path towards citizenship.


 * Reform the EU (duh)
 * Reorganize and restrict Schengen.
 * Reform the EU legislative system in order so make it a lot more democratic.
 * End of foreign aid to non-complying EU member states such as Poland and Hungary.
 * Referendums on EU-proposals by petition.
 * Direct election of EU-Leadership positions.
 * Reform and strengthening of FRONTEX.
 * Make Sea-Watch make sense.
 * Stop the ascension of further states into the EU.
 * Arrest Von der Leyen & Voss.
 * Give it less power.


 * Return to reactionary architecture and the cancellation of any current projects that represent architecture of modernity.
 * Reform the nature reserve system, let people enjoy nature.


 * Make the ferry captain say "This is the last station, get off" at the last station, everyone who doesn't get off shall pay a 150€ fine.
 * Clean the city into a livable state.
 * VÖLLI BLEIBT!

I really want the Wagenknecht party :((


 * 1) Draw a ball with a black outline.
 * 2) Fill with red.
 * 3) Add a dark blue stripe on the side.
 * 4) Add a red star in a red circle in the canton.
 * 5) Fill the red circle with white
 * 6) Add a gray stripe in the bottom middle of the red area.
 * 7) Add the current German election survey results atop the line.
 * 8) Add the eyes.
 * 9) Done!

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