A big fanfic with a lot of ideology's

note this is only to chapter 3 for now

ideology's that are in this fic:

Heinrich-Cheungism

Heinrich-Airisuism

Plender-Cheungism

Proto-Heinrich-Cheungism

IngHein

Airisuism

Plenderplarism

PlenderAirisuism

Omni-Force

Omni-Ego

JoeyFloppaism

Neo-Afunhumaninterism

Metbolism

plot overview: The A plot is just heinrich-chuengism and airisuism fighting over custody over their kid and them learning to deal with that. The B plot involves joeyfloppaism, neo-afunhamaninterism and metbolism fighting plenderplarism because plender is a LARPer. There's other background plots you'll see in this fic i hope you enjoy because i spent a lot of time on it.

chapter 1:

heinrich's eyes start to open as his annoying roommate proto-heinrich is knocking at his door "What the fuck could you want at?" heinrich looks at his alarm clock "6 fucking am?" heinrich asks proto-heinrich."i was just wondering why your such a fucking nazi loser" proto-heinrich says smuggly. heinrich glares at him whilst thinking 'im gonna fucking kill this dipshit'. "aren't you a nazbol?"heinrich asks in a annoyed tone."whats a nazbol?"proto-heinrich asks. heinrich falls backwards onto his bed and then remembers the gun he stores under his pillow. as heinrich is reaching for his gun proto-heinrich is thinking to himself 'i should go look up what a nazbol is' and then leaves heinrichs room. heinrich then gets up and walks to proto-heinrichs room and opens his door without knocking first. "hey asshole i knock on your door why cant you just knock on mi-" proto-heinrich was saying before getting interrupted by a bullet going into his skull. "finally i dont have to deal with his dumbass anymore" heinrich says before closing the door and going to his room before heinrich-airisuism yells from across the house. "dad what was that" she yells. "nothing dont worry, also your mom will be here soon" heinrich says back to her, soon after that heinrich hears the doorbell."ill be their in a second" he says while getting up from watching schizo edits, heinrich opens the door and sees airisuism standing there. "so you gonna invite me in or"airisuism says."yeah whatever" heinrich mutters before walking away from the door "yo your moms here"heinrich yells to heinrich-airisuism."set down airisuism ill get you some water" heinrich says."so heinrich i see your house looks the exact same since i left you 4 months ago" airisuism says. they both just sit in silence until heinrich-airisuism comes down."come on mom lets go, by dad"heinrich-airisuism says."yeah bye" heinrich only to be left sitting in a empty house with no one to talk to.

chapter 2:

"hey mom" heinrich-airisuism says to airisuism(whom i will now just call HA)."yes?" airisuism asks wonder what her daughter is wondering."why did you leave dad?"HA asks as she never understood it."you see me and your father dont agree on a lot of stuff and i guess it kind of got in the way of our relationship so we agreed it would be best if we broke up"airisuism says.meanwhile just near the high way joeyfloppaism(joey) neo-afunhamaninterism(afun) and metbolism(met) are setting down near a bonfire."i cant believe met got us kick out of our apartment's we dont even live in the same buildings" afun says." hey it was your gun i shot into the wall so why dont you just shut the fu-" met was saying before joey interupted him."shut the fuck up im trying to see if i can talk to omni-ego" joey says while sounding really annoyed."that loser, he's not even real" afun says to get joey mad."stfu afun i see something happening" met says while him and afun are staring at a weird blob of light that was manifesting in front of them."whats good you stupid bitches"omni-ego says whilst sounding like a dude whos been smoking for 50 years."oh shit, your egoness im sorry to disturb you but its just i wanted to show these losers that you were re-HOLY SHIT!" joey screams as he watches omni-ego get shot in the head and fall to the ground, which reveals plender-cheungism(PC) standing behind him holding a pistol."holy shit you killed him!"afun yells in suprise."yes i know i killed him that was my goal" PC says in a annoyed way."why did you kill him?" joey asks while him and metbol reach for their guns."he was a filthy degen like you three, also im aware of every bit of movement from degens like you so dont even try to escape me you fucking ni-" PC was saying before feeling someone touch his shoulder."PC your talking to these degens why?"asks inghein."w-w-well s-sir i-its because i saw that omni-sin was he-" PC trys explaining himself to inghein."whatever i dont care your a waste of my time you fucking LARPer"inghein walks away."do you see what happened because of you he called me a-"PC tries to say before getting shot in the head twice by metbol and joey."should not have looked away you fucking LARPer" joey says before seeing plenderplar(PL) apear in front of him."you killed a party member, i didnt even know that was possible,DIE NOW"PL says.

chapter 3:

(back at heinrich-cheungism house)

'i miss her so fucking much, why did i ever let are beliefs get in the way' heinrich thinks.'what do i do omni force' heinrich thinks before hearing in his mind."stop bitching a go get bitches dumbass" omni force says telepathically."damn you didnt have to be that rude about it" heinrich says out loud."stfu you god damn degen" omni force says.

(15 minutes later)

"alright cool she wants to go on a date" heinrich says to himself.

(15 minutes later)

heinrich drives into the parking lot of PCMarbys super happy for once and he takes a seat at his reserved booth and waits until he sees his date show up.heinrich walks over to her and greets her."uhh hi im heinrich-cheungism" heinrich says."well hi heinrich im plender-airisuism(PA)".(1 hour later)"yeah heinrich i had a great time its just i didnt feel any spark" PA says."oh yeah i feel the same way"heinrich says before getting back in his car.during the entire car ride home all heinrich could think about is why no one loves him.after heinrich got home he drank and cried till he blacked out.after he woke up he took his gun to his head and shot himself

chapter 4:

(back near the high way)"you cant beat me joey,i'm all fucking powerful,only the most egotistical,selfish person possible could kill me and HES DEAD" PL says mockingly."th-th-thats wh-what you think"omni ego says while slowly getting up."w-w-what PC killed you"PL says while reaching for his gun."as long as someone is selfish or self centered i will survive,and your the second most selfish person alive PL, second to me of course."omni ego says."no thats not possible im doing everything for the sake of the environment im not selfish" PL says wishing he just stayed home."cope and seethe you fucking LARPer" omni ego says before deleting PL from existence via a beAm of ego(beam of light).

the end.