Esoteric Capitalism

Esocap.png Esoteric Capitalism is an authoritarian, economically right-wing ideology that worships money and market powers as deities. And also, it wants to build a purely capitalist world by purging any impurities in the world. If necessary, it may use nuclear weapons to achieve its goals. History Quotes

"Israel? more like wasrael"

"I understand, I know its illegal officer to bring thermonuclear devices to the CPUSA meeting, but Sir, its a recreational thermonuclear device"

Behavior

You can spot EsoCap talking about the Invisible Hand of the Market as it was a hand of a literal deity. EsoCap also avoids even being close to a socialist of any kind in fears it might "contaminate him with bad luck". Well, unless it's to kill him. How to draw Esocap Flag.png Flag of Esoteric Capitalism

Make a circle Draw a yellow sonnenrad (255,255,0) Add a Dollar sign in the middle (14,149,2) Add eyes

You're done! Relationships Friends

Ancapf.png Anarcho-Capitalism - My friend, only issue is no state, other then that your based. Authcap.png Authoritarian Capitalism - You are like the above but with a state, and a dictatorship, based. Ancapposv2.png Anarcho-Capitalist Posadism - We can only achieve a market through hellfire, I agree with that. Nazcaptransh.pngHeinrich-Cheungism - Based AuthRight and Capitalist, but you don't want to burn the world through hellfire.(And you are a atheist which is cringe.) PagTheo.png Pagan Theocracy - why not worship capitalism

Frenemies

Burgsys.png Burgundian System - Wdym no esotericism Burgersys.png Burgerdian System - same for u

Enemies