Rejuvenative Hamburg thought

, also known as or simply, is the ideology of  JonahF2014. Rejuvenative Hamburg thought is a economically far-left unity, culturally  syncretic (but mostly  progressive), and   Separatist ideology as well as specific plan for the future of the   Free and Hanseatic City of Hamburg in  Germany.



is the ideology of JonahF2014 which as mostly stayed the same since 2021 although it has been observed to be slowly moving to the  right on some specific issues, especially since mid-February of 2022. This self-insert page as well as the name and flag were created on 6th March 2022 and finished on TBA, before that this ideology had no written records and was relatively fluid. Please look at the history tab to make sure the last edits were recent before making judgments as a potentially outdated page which may no longer represent my views.

This is an overview of the ideology, basically a TL;DR. promotes a distinct system of statist,  socialist, and   ethnopluralist  Tinism. It aims for the establishment of a greater Hamburg under a   semi-federal as well as   semi-direct democratic  government where most industry is a automated and directly  owned by the state, allowing for local production and export with little to no human labor. Generated income from said automated and state-owned industries will then be distributed between the people as a from of Universal Basic Income. All non-automated industries shall be owned and managed by the workers directly through democratic means. Work as such should ideally be made voluntary, with those choosing to work having a monetary advantage but not obligation. Housing and all land is to be owned and managed by the state (or rather local council) with private property being abolished in favor of only personal property (ownership by use), and housing being free and recognized as a right. Two autonomous zones are to be established within the state, one   anarchist, acting as a completely independent "government"; and the other  primitivist, serving as a unregulated natural forested area for  luddites and  primitivists alike to retreat to either permanently or temporarily.

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Within Hamburg there aught to be two autonomous regions established (see map), they are:


 * The St. Pauli Autonomous Zone is to be established in large parts of the current districts of St. Pauli and Altona-Altstadt, as well as all of Sternschanze. This autonomous zone shall be a independently governed [[File:Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communist society under government oversight, this is to cater to local political interests without granting full independence but also as a test of the system itself. Hamburg [[File:PolState.png]] law enforcement and state services will not be permitted to enter the territory unless granted permission by whatever council/ government is to unify the (presumably multiple) commune(s). The independent government(s) are also permitted to make their own rules, even ones contradictory with those of the state (which do not apply in the territory). Due to extremely high autonomy and completely different rules (as well as possibly a different Immigration policy), strict borders will be enforced on the territory. Only those of provable Hamburger citizenship shall be allowed to enter and leave the territory win intention of entering into regular Hamburg territory. This does not apply to tourists who may attain a free visiting permit at the border which will be checked and destroyed upon leaving. Both citizen and tourists shall undergo inspection upon leaving the territory (and if applicable also before entering).
 * The Hamburger Berge Autonomous Region is to be established in the the southern forested region of the state. It its to be area of pure and largely or fully uncontrolled nature which shall be separated from the surrounding areas by a fence. It shall be a retreat for those that desire a simpler life such as [[File:Neolud.png]] luddites and [[File:Anprim.png]] primitivists; in this area they may roam free and practice their lifestyle uninterrupted and unimpaired side by side with the natural wildlife. The territory would be ungoverned other than by potentially [[File:Neolud.png]] luddite or [[File:Tribal.png]] tribal governments as well as a oversight committee, which would have way more authority than the oversight committee in the St. Pauli area does, even being able to call in [[File:Strato.png]] military or [[File:PolState.png]] law enforcement if situations get out of hand. The oversight committee would also regulate immigration - although less strictly enforced than with the St. Pauli area, this area too, shall have border checkpoints for legal entry and exit. Illegal entry may be done via the fence on all but the southern territory's border as the southern border is also the national border and will thus be enforced regularly if not stricter, likely though a wall.

Hamburg should be a export and shipping-orientated economy inside a customs and economics agreement with other northern German states, other than that Hamburg should retain a position of Pacifism,  isolationism, and relative neutrality.

Hamburg should have open borders with it's neighbors, allowing for the free (temporary) movement of people and possibly also workers. This open border policy does not extent to immigration but only for temporary commutes.

In compliance with international law and common decency, Hamburg too, should harbor war refugees until their home country is stable again, upon which they must most likely return; not matter the government in place. The refugee policy does not change with ethnicity or territory of origin.

During their stay in Hamburg, refugees should be able to enjoy a good standard of living in the Hanskalbsand refugee camp where they may attend classes and work in democratically-run workplaces while also freely and openly practicing their religion and culture separate from the rest of society. They are to be provided with good food and shelter as well as plenty of other amenities, in exchange for which they are expected to either attend classes so that they may help improve their home country when returning, or to work in some capacity so as to give back to Hamburg's economy or further their culture. The Refugees are free to leave the camp for their home state or a state in which they have attained citizenship at any time.

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Here will follow lists of important changes that shall be undertaken in the contemporary German state as well as the new Hamburg once established. Below also several ideas on the practicality and timeline of establishment of the full program of this ideology and system.

Ten points of reasonable realism that should be enacted as soon as possible in the contemporary German state.
 * An immediate end to immigration from non-EU countries and a reevaluation of inner-EU immigration into the German state.
 * To provide safe and stable housing as well as work and education programs for currently harboured and potential future refugees separate from German society until they can return to their country of origin (those not fleeing from war zones or persecution and without citizenship to be deported immediately).
 * The end of foreign aid to non-complying EU member states such as Poland and Hungary.
 * The withdrawal (or threatening thereof) from NATO and all foreign military operations.
 * The immediate reversal of the military budget increase.
 * The peaceful reacquisition and resettlement of the Kaliningrad Oblast from the Russian Federation.
 * The abolishment of HARTZ 4 and replacement with a non-vicious and non-humiliating alternative; UBI should be strongly considered.
 * Complete reform and unification of the national education system.
 * National ban of the usage of gendered language by public institutions.
 * The immediate end to coal mining operations and proper compensation for those effected by the mines.
 * Usage of Article 15 GG wherever applicable, most importantly for housing in the major population centers.
 * The immediate reintroduction of nuclear energy into Germany.
 * Kohleausstieg 2025. (Coal phase-out 2025)
 * (Temporary) abolishment of dual-citizenship.
 * Reduction of bureaucracy

Ten non-economic points of reasonable realism that should be enacted as soon as possible in the new Hamburg and where applicable also in the contemporary Hamburg. wip
 * The immediate reversal of the objectively terrible and ableist HVV redesign.
 * The end to high-end construction in favor of exclusively affordable housing.
 * The (potentially temporary) abolishment of dual citizenship except for that with max. one other German-majority state (if applicable).
 * The banning of tourists from public transport Ferrys (especially in the summer).
 * The reevaluation of the current Hamburger flag and coat of arms design especially to the extent of the removal of the Latin cross.

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 * 1) Draw a ball with a black outline.
 * 2) Fill with red.
 * 3) Add a yellow (heraldic gold) stripe on the side.
 * 4) Add a red star in a red circle in the top center of the gold stripe.
 * 5) Fill the red circle with white
 * 6) Add the castle of | Weimar Hamburg in the middle of the red field.
 * 7) Add the eyes.

Red and white (the hanseatic colours) represent the city of Hamburg as well as the former Hansa. The red also represents socialism, so does the encircled star in the canton of the flag. The castle of Hamburg which was in use during of the city, as well as the black colour contained within are also meant to represent the city itself. The yellow (heraldic gold) is the same as on the German flag and is thus supposed to represent the German nation and people.

Ideologies=

[[File:Yes.png]]

 * [[File:Sep.png]] - Literally the best ideology.
 * [[File:Tinismpolcompball.png]] Tinism - Separatism but even better and worldwide.
 * [[File:Menslib.png]] - Based af, abolish gender roles.
 * [[File:Irredentism.png]] - Based but hardly applicable to Hamburg whereas Germany itself should dissolve, thus only cultural irredentism is an option; this too however is hard to archive peacefully for the most part and thus unfavorable.
 * [[File:Femboy.png]] Femboyism - The ideal male.
 * [[File:Catfemboy.png]] Catfemboyism - Even better, also just like Vulpeidía!!!!
 * [[File:Catboy.png]] Catboyism - Same as above but slighly less epic, these kinds of things are why we need Biotranhumanism (as per below)
 * [[File:Smol_biotranshumanism.png]] Biotranshumanism - Only based form of transhumanism, and extremely so.
 * [[File:AntiAm.png]] Anti-Americanism - Based! Kill all Ameritards! (In minecraft ofc *wink*)
 * [[File:Ethwelball.png]] Ethnic Welfarism - Not perfect but good. You're still capitalist and I disagree with some of your analyses of ethnicity in relation to the welfare state but a lot of what you say I agree with quite closely, the automation & general Progressivism is also very good.
 * [[File:Wagenknecht.png]] Sahra Wagenknecht Thought - Best person in her party. You're mostly based and I'd join your party if you founded one, but you're still a russophile idiot and have some sus opinions on the pandemic.

[[File:Meh.png]]

 * [[File:Cultural_Nationalism.png]] - Cool but culture isn't real.
 * [[File:Ethnonat.png]] - Decently based but usually racist & far-right
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] - Technically mostly cringe,  but yk
 * [[File:Altrightfemboyicon.png]] Alt-Right Femboyism - Same as above
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - Same as above
 * [[File:Transjuche_Icon.png]] Transjuche - Same as above except you're actually real
 * [[File:Satan.png]] - We do a little bit of trolling.
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communism - I agree with a lot of your stuff but on other key issues we strongly disagree. I also find the establishment and upholding of an anarchist society to be unrealistic to impossible in the current societal order, we also disagree on how this society is to be established in the first place. Plus the state, no matter how unjust of a hierarchy, helps greatly in organisation.
 * [[File:Paetel.png]] Paetelism - Too nationalist + soviet economics are cringe, could be a lot worse tho
 * [[File:Naturism.png]] Naturism - I really want to support you, and I definitely do in the southern autonomous zone, but further? I don't know; I want to but idk if I can, just seems a bit odd in regular society.

[[File:No.png]]

 * [[File:Fash.png]] [[File:Nazi.png]] [[File:Whitesup.png]] Far-Right ideologies [[File:Altr.png]] [[File:Ultranat.png]] [[File:React.png]] - I generally disagree with the concept of fascism.
 * [[File:Whitesup.png]] White Supremacism - Supremacism is a stupid and unfounded ideology, and no matter how nice it might feel it is not real.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] Bismarckism - Unifying Germany = bad.
 * [[File:Euronaticon.png]] - The oxymoronic and braindead idea behind European Federalism.
 * [[File:European Federalism.png]] - Literally the worst ideology, no debate.
 * [[File:World Federalism2.png]] - Ok this is even worse.
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] - You took something terrible (Nazism) and made it even worse by adding libertarian capitalism. Why?
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - A hellscape beyond our comprehension, also not anarchist.
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - There is no reason ordinary citizen should be able to own guns.
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] - Fuck you.
 * [[File:Transh.png]] - Literally 1984.
 * [[File:SecSat.png]] - please kys :)
 * [[File:Sm.png]] 09Aism - Giving satanism a bad name (cringe)
 * [[File:Alternative_for_germany_ball.png]] AfDism - Lösch dich.

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 * [[File:blood.png]] Animalisticism - Too much care about animals, anarchist, too radical, very cool person tho.
 * [[File:Julicon.png]] Julism - Too racist & authoritarian; supremacy is stupid & genocide is cringe, so are big countries. Otherwise culturally based for the most part tho. And yet again, very cool person.
 * [[File:Anbun.png]] Anarcho-Buniism - Anarchist, transhumanist, too progressive, too philosophical; could be worse tho.


 * [[File:Tomjazz.png]] Tomjazzism - Democratic Confederalism is decently based and your specific ideas for how it should work and be established are also decent; We definitely disagree on some stuff but overall I'd be fine with living in such a system. Similarly to Buni, I don't care about your philosophical aspects.
 * [[File:Councilguy2.png]] Post-Councilism - Again, an anarchist (although you're taking it a bit too far). And as per always, I still agree with some of the stuff you say; The first two sentences of the "Environmental Nihilism" section are an amazing quote I fully agree with and some of your other ideas are also pretty decent although most of it is very out there. Your critique of Bookchin also makes him sound incredibly based 😳
 * [[File:KaiserKlaus.png]] Eco-German Nationalism - Pretty based on some issues, extremely cringe on others. Recognizes capitalism as a "necessary evil" aka not even a real socialist. Anti-abortion, anti-prostitution, anti-drugs, pro-animal rights, anti-LGBT; all incredibly cringe. Generally too authoritarian and conservative as well as monarchist, as I said. But I would say we mostly agree on immigration, free speech, & gun rights. We also agree on quite a few of the territorial disputes listed on the page.
 * [[File:PostAeirinism.png]] Post-Aeirinism - Quite literally based on facts; I think this is the first page I've ever seen that actually cites evidence for it's claims and I love to see that (even if I'm too lazy to actually look into them). From the actual text itself it seems we agree on a lot although we obviously disagree on internationalism and anarchism (which is only referenced in the infobox?). You also claim to cite the "Adjusted gender pay gap" which is very good & important.

[[File:No.png]]

 * [[File:Quarkism.png]] Quarkism - Incredibly cringe.

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