Sabkvism

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Sabkvism is the belief that Sabkv genuinely supports every single ideology she has ever created. Oh, and also that Sabkv herself becomes a goddess and bends the entire world to follow Sabkvism.

History
After getting immensely angry at getting banned, Sabkv gets reality-warping powers, murders all other existing deities and becomes the sole goddess of the entire world.

The Goddess
Sabkv is the goddess, and she uses her godly powers to make the universe her plaything. Before fully implementing the ideology, she tested her godly powers in what she calls "events".
 * [[File:Sigw.png]] White Event: Sabkv creates a window that allows people to see heaven, and another window that allows people to see hell. Thus, proving the afterlife exists and rendering all atheists complete idiots.
 * The heaven, of course, is empty.
 * [[File:Sigr.png]] Red Event: Sabkv makes periods and childbirth completely painless. Disregard that, lets just make mpreg possible so that everyone suffers the same fate.
 * [[File:Sigp.png]] Pink Event: Sabkv spawns buttons in every single city. Pressing such button changes your biological sex.
 * [[File:Sigg.png]] Green Event: Sabkv gives human-like conscience to all animals.


 * [[File:Sigv.png]]Violet Event: [REDACTED; CODEWORD:BORE]

Other than that, Sabkv is mostly busy with implementing Sabkvism, an ideology consisting of a mix of every single ideology she has ever created.

The Angels
The only people who have never wronged Sabkv, she considers her friends. To make them her friends forever, she turns them into her angels, and warps their mind so that they would follow Sabkvism unquestionably.

List of Angels: The Angels are tasked with bringing everyone who wrongs Sabkv or goes against Sabkvism to hell, as well as granting everyone in hell eternal punishment.
 * [[File:AngelInMaroon.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInRed.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInCoral.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInOrange.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInYellow.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInLime.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInGreen.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInCyan.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInBlue.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInPurple.png]]

The Artificial Intelligence
In the mortal world an AI has the most political power This AI is tasked with generating random new policies each 10 days. These policies may or may not be wacky, but they never go against Sabkvism.

The Leader
Whoever writes the best book about a Utopian society becomes the The Leader is a technocrat, and minds of the smartest citizens become part of the Leader's.

The Leader is tasked with implementing policies generated by the AI, but may implement policies of their own will as well.

The Party
Only the richest people in society are allowed to join the party. The Party is responsible for voting how much power and in which category each member of the party has. The voting is done in format of open ascending price auction.

The Leader is higher in the hierarchy than the Party and can order them around. However, every five years the hierarchical positions of the Leader and the Party switch.

Tax rate for the party is around 50% but can be more if the Leader or the AI decide so. Taxes are mostly used to enforce government policies and supporting the church.

The Church
Being a theocracy, the Church has almost the same ammount of power as the leader. The Church is also responsible for medicine, with there being no difference between priests and doctors. All non-state religions and medical practices are outlawed.

Since everyone who isn't a literal angel is a sinner, all mortals are to receive punishment for their sin of existance. Every person is forced to wear portable torture devices instead of clothing (which is banned ).

Edit: Let's also have church education. Children should be taught that they have wronged The Banned Goddess and that their suffering is justified.

The Capitalist Class
See: Economy

People are allowed to own private property and land. If any outsider enters someone else's property, they will have some ammount of their lifetime given to the owner of said property.

The capitalists are only allowed to keep means of production in complete darkness, so that the working class would be unable to see what they are working on.

While the capitalist class is unable to choose how much they should pay their workers, the capitalists are the ones who are forced to pay them.

Capitalists are nicely asked to not abuse their workers too much.

The Monsters and The Victims
Each person has a microchip implanted in their brain that can scan what their actual ideology is, depending on which the citizens are split into two different classes:

the Monsters and the Victims. The Monsters are considered higher in the hierarchy and are legally allowed to harm the Victims in any way they see fit.

Citizens can buy different ideologies for themselves if they dislike the one they have.

The Slaves
Anyone who doesn't deserve to get instantly sent to hell, but has wronged the government in some way, has their hair dyed and skin tanned, which makes them a slave. Slaves can belong to both the government and the capitalists.

The Devil
The person responsible for Sabkv becoming the Goddess is the one worthy of the position of the Devil. There is only one Devil:


 * [[File:DevilInJade.png]]

The Devil is exempt from any rules of Sabkvism and can do whatever he pleases. He is immortal and invulnerable. He can visit both hell and the mortal world.

The Demons
The Demons are creatures meant to serve the devil loyally and unquestionably for eternity. While far weaker than the Devil himself, they hold power greater than any mortal.

List of Demons:


 * [[File:Demon1.png]]
 * [[File:Demon2.png]]

Economy
Currency is replaced with time that a person has to live. The data on how long someone has to live is stored in microchips installed in their brain.

People get paid according to how much effort they've put into working, which is decided by democratic voting.

Mind
As was already stated, everyone has a chip in their brain that makes their thoughts public to everyone on the same level of hierarchy and higher. Sometimes, a single mind can share multiple bodies, sometimes a single body can host multiple minds, and in some rather unrare cases, both are simultaneously possible. All of this is dependant on the type of the mind chip.

Minds can also be shared with objects if said objects have mind chips installed.

Culture and Law
All women should look exactly the same. That includes skin/eye/hair color, height, weight, body shape, face shape, etc. The perfect human is modeled after the goddess herself, making every woman look like a clone of hers. Other species have similar standarts, altho with slight differences.

All men should look exactly the same too, with the perfect man looking like gender-bent Sabkv.

There is a chart of how a person should look according to their age and gender.

There are only two names, Sab being the male one and Sophia being the female one.

Kissing, handholding, romance, cuddling and similar degenerate practices are legally outlawed.

Pre-marital sex is legally outlawed, with the only legal exception being rape.

Each sexual act (including rape) results in a child. Contraceptives and abortion are outlawed.

Marriage is allowed for adults, children, animals, corpses, robots and everyone else.

Cannibalism is legal since animal species are technically sapient now, they are equal to humans. People and animals who got their mindpower transferred to the Leader are not as sapient, but are still legal to eat.

Having illnesses is illegal.

Insults and mean words are illegal. All tools and arhitecture should be made out of soft materials, the only allowed exception being torture devices. [REDACTED; CODEWORD:SOFT]

Opposition to the state is not allowed to speak. The only legal opposition to the state is

Any legal conflict between two or more citizens is resolved by stitching their bodies together.

Environmental pollution is illegal, with the exeption of noise pollution, so loud but otherwise environmentally-friendly energy sources are the only type that's allowed. Edit: It is also legal to produce energy from abnormalities.

Inheritance is the only legitimate form of wealth.

Guns are outlawed. The military uses paintball guns in the war. For citizens, only poison is allowed as a self-defence weapon.

All left-handed people have left-wing political views, while all right-handed people have right-wing views. For that reason right-handed people get taxed while left-handed people receive welfare from the state.

Species
The are multiple mortal species living under Sabkvism, each with slightly different traits, but all with exactly same rights. (This section is currently WIP)

Humanlike

 * [[File:Sabhuman.png]] Humans [[File:Sabman.png]] - most prominent species who look the closest to the Goddess herself. While not exceling in any single stat, humans are highly adaptable to any living conditions.


 * [[File:Sabelven.png]] Elven [[File:Sabelfman.png]] - look almost exactly like humans, but have longer, pointy ears. Elven are more agile and nimble than humans, but lack physical strenght.


 * [[File:Sabjuden.png]] Juden [[File:Sabjewman.png]] - look almost exactly like humans, but have longer, crooked noses. Juden are great at merchantry and finance, and known to be cunning and deceitful.


 * [[File:Sabmono.png]] Monoai [[File:Sabmonoman.png]] - look almost exactly like humans, but have bigger, single eyes. Monoais are slightly more physically strong than humans.

Animal

 * [[File:Sabneko.png]] Nekos [[File:Sabcatboy.png]] - simultaneously cat-like and human-like creatures. Nekos are agile and good with sharp weapons, as well as extremely charismatic.


 * [[File:Sabdoggo.png]] Canines [[File:Sabdogman.png]] - look like antropomorphic pomeranians since that's Sabkv's favourite dog, but have traits of dogs in general, including extremely good senses.


 * [[File:Sabbirb.png]] Avian [[File:Sabbirbman.png]] - creatures with wings instead of arms. Have the ability to fly, but have hollow bones that are easier to break.


 * [[File:Sabsheeple.png]] Sheeple [[File:Sabcowboy.png]] - antropomorphic combination between different livestock species, most notably pig, sheep and cow. Are valued for their meat, wool and milk. Highly likeleness to develop dependency and stockholm syndrome, to the point that some voluntarily sell themselves into slavery.

Artificial

 * [[File:Sabbot.png]] Robots [[File:Sabbotman.png]] - machinery made mostly of metals and plastic. Were created by humans to serve in place of them, but under Sabkvism, those species got equal rights. Robots are quick at mathematical thinking, but poor at understanding emotions. Robot healthcare is vastly different from organic species.


 * [[File:Sabhologi.png]] Hologis [[File:Sabholoman.png]] - sentient light projections. Were created by robots to serve in place of them. Having bodies made out of light, hologis are almost entirely immune to physical damage and also can freely pass through translucent objects.


 * [[File:Sabstatue.png]] Statues [[File:Sabrock.png]] - made from rock-like material. Are strong ang quick, but can only move when no eyes are watching.


 * [[File:Sababno.png]] Abnormalities [[File:Sabwaw.png]] - manifestations of fears, emotions and suffering. Are oftenly used as an energy source. May or may not be energy beings.

Neighbours
Bored from being the only ideology in the world, The Goddess decided to make two more states following slightly alterated ideologies. Existance of neighbouring countries is neccessary to provide wars.

Lands where Sabkvism's people exist are far between, with Null Sabkvism and Post Sabkvism covering most territory travel is extremely unsafe. Communications between differing Sabkvism's lands are strictly controlled for the fear of being hijacked by the enemies.

Null Sabkvism
Null Sabkvism is a hyper authoritarian left ideology that combines Sabkvism and  Nullism. It is mostly similar in policies with Sabkvism except for a few things:

All citizens are mind-controlled by the state There is no sex, drugs or property

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Citizens lack genders and species

The only two classes are The State and The Citizen Their end goal is assimilating everyone in the world into their state-controlled hive mind.

Red Null Sabkvism is a separatist movement that differs in some minor details with Null Sabkvism and has gained its own territory. While sharing end goals with Null Sabkvists, Red Null Sabkvists advocate for a feral lifestyle and may often find themselves in disagreement with Null Sabkvists.

Post Sabkvism
Post Sabkvism is a hyper authoritarian right ideology that combines Unbanmeball.png Sabkvism and Eternal Post-Ism. It is mostly similar in policies with Sabkvism except for a few things:

Instead of switching between random policies, the AI switches between "cores", which are the same as Eternal Post-Ism's sub-cores

The ideology keeps constantly growing in power as the main AI upgrades itself

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The only species is robots

All citizen minds are just projections of the main AI's personality

Its end goal is murdering all organic lifeforce and replacing them with robotic hive mind.

Sub-H31N-1000-5 is an orbital weapon belonging to Post-Sabkvist military, capable of both city and planetary level destruction. It is mostly used as political leverage against Sabkvists and Null Sabkvists.

Trivia
For all legal reasons, this is a joke.

As a Sabkvism policy
People actually experience all of the mentioned types of attraction, but aren't allowed to act upon them because of the "Romance is seen as a degenerate crime" policy.

...Fine, let's add a national holiday on February the 14th where this law does not apply. People will get crazy over it with so many pent-up feelings.

=Pornographic Horror tragicomedy=

It's is an ideology that a good story should be a mix of porn, horror, tragedy and comedy, since those things are true to the human emotions.

Or maybe that's just my shitty style of writing because despite being 21 i still write like a 12-year old. I feel... so tired. I just keep talking how I hate myself, how I hate the world, my life, every single person, my past, my...

I don't know what I want. This "art" that I do is the only thing I have in my life that keeps me... No, that lets me put my thoughts at least somewhere. But no matter how many people I talk to... Nothing changes, I can't just "run from myself", despite how tropey and unoriginal that sounds. I just don't know what to do.

It's 0:30 past midnight at the time of me writing this. I feel sleepy, but I know that if I were to go to bed I wouldn't be able to fall asleep. Not even sleeping pills prescribed to me by my psychiatrist help with that. I've rejected to take them for two days now. I've been too sleepy during the days too. I have no trouble falling asleep during the day however... My sleeep schedule is completely ruined. No idea how to fix that either.

I feel hot. No, nott in the "sexy" sense. Whenever I panic or remember something dumb i did in my past my body starts overheating. And now that I've caught a flu I even have some temperature so I guess now it's a mix of both.

I have some weird dreams. For at least a week in a row now I've been seeing my past school... And I've been hanging out with a really close friend of mine who i may or may not have a one-sided crush on in real life and I'd prefer to just have to dream forever instead of ever waking up. I am very weak-willed and it shows.

My personality? A clown. A severe case of attention-seeker. Lonely dumbass with zero reputation willing to be a living joke just at least to be somewhat noticed by people. Do I harm myself emotionally by being like that? Oh yeah, absolutely, but at this point the "clown" me is the real me. I try cracking a joke every now and then and the worst kind of reacton I get from people is them ignoring me. Am I unfunny? Annoying? Please, please, notice me! Here's another joke! And another one! Oh, maybe I can help you with some assignment? Absolutely for free, I just like being friendly with everyone, that's it!

Don't forget the fact that I'm ugly as all hell. Ok, at this point you already got body horror warning from all the disclaimers at the top of this page, so maybe you deserve to hear me describe myself!

Ok, ok, maybe I'm not as ugly as I advertise myself and my only problem is bad skin, but i could really just write horror stories about, well, a slightly hyperbolised version of myself (Yes, I'm 21 and have acne and even three suicide attempts didn't fix this problem for some reason).

People think that killing yourself is an option for the weak. Yeah, because that's such a simple thing to do! Both physically and emotionally, it's fucking impossible. Not only do your body and mind try their best at keeping you alive, the universe isn't exactly merciful either, so you're just stuck being a pathetic clown writing shitty garbage on the internet that like 10 people will ever read.

Will I regret writing all this personal stuff in like the next 0.2 seconds after posting this edit? You bet I will. I always regret it when I do this type of shit.

=Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Stalinism-Sajadism-Edwinism-Overbism-Fascism-Ecologism-Yeetabixianism=

sex

=Horror Pediarchy=

Horror Pediarchy is a Jeunist ideology that argues being a child is superior to being an adult and all adults are evil. Therefore, to not become an adult, all children should suicide before reaching maturity.

As a Sabkvism policy
Child suicide cults exist under Sabkvism and are pretty popular. There are organised school clubs dedicated to the topics of opposing adult opression and how to properly suicide.

=Hierarchical Structure (part 2)=

The Legendary Bird
The Legendary Bird is an immortal neutral-aligned creature of similar origins with angels and demons. It represents the political line stretching from the far-left to the far-right.

Body parts:
The Bird's presence is easily recogniseable by unholy screeching coming not only from its head, but even with the air itself be transformed into destructive screams by the flapping of its wings. The sounds damage minds and bodys of mortals, as well as causing earthquakes easily, but the bird does not actually concern itself mortals, hunting only for angels and demons instead. It can both damage and even knock out other immortals, with the exception being the Goddess herself.
 * The Left Wing
 * The Head
 * The Right Wing

Its leftover feathers are overly priced and can be used as an ideology manipulation tools by the appropriate craftspeople.

Origin: the bird was once five different people who the Goddess used to experiment her immortal-creating powers on first. After practicing with the bird, the Goddess got insight on how to create angels for herself, leaving the bird with hatred towards other immortals.

The New Bird is a pair of two strangely attached wings of hardly describable coloring. It's immortality status is questioned. Similarly to The Legendary Bird, its wing represent political positions. However, those politics were unexistant prior to creation of The New Bird.

There are many things rightwingers and leftwingers disagree on, but most of their politics are based on a principle that lazy people who don't contribute their labour neither shall be fed by others.
 * The Wrong Wing:

The far-wrong position would be, of course, to give fruits of labour only to those who do not work. It is a system of economics known as negative feedback loop. The justification of this is that a positive feedback loop present in non-wrongist systems allows wealth and/or property to be hoarded.

AuthWrong theory claims the wrongist movement to be a post-Marxist one and a continuation of Marxist views on historical materialism. Under a socialist/communist system there are claimed to be two classes: the working class and the oblomist class. The oblomist class, of course, is opressed by the working class witholding all resources to themselves.

Wrong-wing Anarchists claim the authoritarian quadrant of the wrong-wing to be slavery instead of proper wrongism. Wrong-wing Anarchists use theory of intrinsic motivation: people willing to do jobs not because they gain something (salary/labour value) from it, but for the sake of the job itself. Thus, a negative feedback loop is justified for wealth to not be easily accumulated by overworking.

The Still Wing advocates for all currency be instantly spent the second it's attained. All spendings should be planned in advance. All currency that isn't instantly spent is fined by the state (at least in AuthStill).
 * The Still Wing:

The Still Wing is better known for its cultural policies, such as paralyzing lazy people and using only past tenses in language, even when reffering to current or future actions.

Ideas of The New Bird spread easily from minds this bird was in proximity with, and if researched too much may cause complete ideological change, which cause imbalance in UR ideology, adding to the already existing Monster and Victim classes two new - Platform and Roadblock, with methods of interaction known only by those classes and (presumably) The New Bird itself.

The New Bird frequently switches its two identities, with the Wrong Wing identity flying in random directions at differing speeds and the Still Wing floating idly in air, shooting its feathers down at anything that dares to move.

Origin: The New Bird is an artificially-created entity meant to be used as a renewable bird feather generator. A big number of resources were wasted to create it, including some spare main AI parts, batch of legendary bird feathers, 14 abnormalities and 367 avian souls.

The Finale is a creature that does not exist yet, but was seen by the mirais. The Finale would be brought upon the world if The Legendary Bird and The New Bird ever meet.

Under no circumstance is The Finale to be allowed to exist. This bird is capable of altering ideological views of immortals and is rumoured to be capable of radicalising The Goddess herself.

While it is nearly impossible for mortals to manipulate the two birds, failure to do so would have unpredictable consequences.
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 * [[File:Unbanmeballsecondform.png]] ?????? ????

Update: Recently two bird skulls were found. Experimental research suggested that The Head of The Legendary Bird may be temporary replaced by those skulls to change its behavioral algorithms.

Skull of Purity makes the bird target non-human citizens in regions mostly consisting of human citizens. Similarly, it will analyze the species majority in any other region and attack anyone who is not part of that majority.
 * [[File:Lskull.png]] Skull of Purity
 * [[File:Rskull.png]] Skull of Fear

Skull of Fear makes the bird target people who have changed their biological sex with buttons from the pink event. It is also capable of sensing gender dysphoria and attack any individuals that have it.

The Wings of The Legendary Bird will eventually reject a skull and get the original Head back.

This is so far the only way to manipulate The Legendary Bird's behaviour and should be used extremely carefully.

The Ministries
The Ministries are mobile task forces working for the state. They consist solely of former slaves that got taken away from big businesses because of the Agarism policies' regulations. Their main task is to uphold the law and their work is heavily supervised by the state.

The Ministries themselves are allowed to break some laws: for example, they are given a permit to freely modify their bodies.

The Bureau Payment Procedure Because of the Democratic Capcom2 and Hereditarchy policies, any payment made doesn't go directly from the buyer to the seller or from employer to the employees. Instead, the currency is redirected into a mechanism called The Buffer.
 * [[File:Minicum.png]] Minicum - Spread aphrodisiacs and pheromones. Can impregnate citizens, but can not be impregnated themselves.
 * [[File:Minishit.png]] Minishit - Devour any matter in their way. Are extremely heavy, but fast at the same time.
 * [[File:Minipiss.png]] Minipiss - Dreamwalkers. Can manipulate nightmares of citizens and use subliminal messages to gain control over citizens' minds.



There is a buffer located in each regions bureau, a building made to host all bureucratic procedures.

To collect the payment, a citizen needs to:

1. Find out whether the payment got redirected to The Buffer in the region the payment got made, The Buffer in the region of buyers/employers official workplace, The Buffer in the region of buyers/employers official home, The Buffer in the region of buyers/employers official birthplace, The Buffer in the region of sellers/employees official workplace, The Buffer in the region of sellers/employees official home or The Buffer in the region of sellers/employees official birthplace. It is more or less random so the citizen needs to either visit each one of them or go through Payment Tracking Procedure. If the citizen chooses to get payment from a Buffer selected by the afformentioned citizen, the citizen needs to go through Payment Tracking Procedure and Tracked Payment Redirection to Selected Buffer Procedure.

2. Go to Buffer Main Operations Department and sing out form 0001-001-v002306 "Request for Payment Collection" (8 p.) with full information on the seller/employee and the payment made. Buffer Main Operations Department provides the citizen with Official Check Paper with the corresponding identification number of the form 0001-001-v002306.

3. The fully completed form 0001-001-v002306 gets sent to Form Collection and Management Department. Form Collection and Management Department reviews the form 0001-001-v002306 and sends it to Form Validity and Grammatical Correctness Check Department. Form Validity and Grammatical Correctness Check Department reviews the form 0001-001-v002306 and sends it back to Form Collection and Management Department with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp if everything is clear.
 * Otherwise, Form Validity and Grammatical Correctness Check Department sends the form 0001-001-v002306 back to Form Collection and Management Department with a FVaGCCD Form Validity Error Stamp FVaGCCD Form Grammatical Correctness Error Stamp. In this case Form Collection and Management Department sends the invalid form 0001-001-v002306 back to Buffer Main Operations Department.

4.Form Collection and Management Department reviews the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp and sends it to Detective Confirmation Department. Detective Confirmation Department checks the actual information in the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp. If all information in the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp is confirmed to be legit by the Detective Confirmation Department, the Detective Confirmation Department sends the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp and DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK back to the Form Collection and Management Department.


 * Otherwise, Detective Confirmation Department sends the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp back with a DCD [INFORMATION ERROR CODE] MARK to Form Collection and Management Department. In this case Form Collection and Management Department sends the invalid form 0001-001-v002306 back to Buffer Main Operations Department.

5. Form Collection and Management Department reviews the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp and DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK to the Hereditarchy Policing Wealth Check Department. Hereditarchy Policing Wealth Check Department reviews the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp and DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK and checks the citizen requesting the payment for current wealth and whether the requested payment has potential to move the citizen to a potentially different wealth class. If there is no such potential, Hereditarchy Policing Wealth Check Department sends the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp, DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK and HPWCD Wealth Stability Stamp back to the Form Collection and Management Department.


 * Otherwise, Hereditarchy Policing Wealth Check Department sends the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp and DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK back with a HPWCD Wealth Overload Stamp to Form Collection and Management Department. In this case Form Collection and Management Department sends the invalid form 0001-001-v002306 back to Buffer Main Operations Department.

6. Form Collection and Management Department reviews the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp, DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK and HPWCD Wealth Stability Stamp to the Democratic Payment Department. Democratic Payment Department reviews the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp, DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK and HPWCD Wealth Stability Stamp and initiates a mandatory mindnet online voting with the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp, DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK and HPWCD Wealth Stability Stamp requiring full reading from the voters. Votes for how much of the payment does the citizen receive are collected in the next 24 hours after the start of the mandatory mindnet online voting. After that Democratic Payment Department sends the form form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp, DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK and HPWCD Wealth Stability Stamp, Funds Voted:[NUMBER] back to the Form Collection and Management Department. In this case Form Collection and Management Department sends the form 0001-001-v002306 with a FVaGCCD Approval Stamp, DCD CONFIRMED INFORMATION MARK and HPWCD Wealth Stability Stamp, Funds Voted:[NUMBER] back to Buffer Main Operations Department. Buffer Main Operations Department is supposed to notify the citizen that the form has been fully reviewed.

7. [The next part of the document is omitted for the sake of brevity]

8. After submitting the form 0001-04-v000611, the citizen gains funds directly transmitted to them from the buffer.

=Species (part 2)=

Animal

 * [[File:Sabbug.png]] Bugs [[File:Sabbugman.png]] - Species with external skeletons. Their souls are made of ████.
 * [[File:Sabmare.png]] Ponies [[File:Sabpony.png]] - Extinct centaur-like species. Were likely hunted for their horns. Can only live in nightmares now.
 * [[File:Sabarachna.png]] Arachnists [[File:Sabarachnist.png]] - Extinct humanoid spiders with 6 arms. Could create sticky and sturdy strings which were used in numerous different ways. Also had venomous fangs. Were oftenly associated with libertarian (left) ideology.
 * [[File:Sablamia.png]] Lamias [[File:Sabsnake.png]] - Extinct humanoid snakes. Lower bodies were replaced by a giant snake tail, hair was as well replaced with semi-sentient snakes. Also had venomous fangs. Were oftenly associated with libertarian (right) ideology.

Plant

 * [[File:Sabcacti.png]] Cacti [[File:Sabcactus.png]] - Species known for being covered in thorns. Despite being only 0.13% of the population, cacti are responsible for 5% of rape cases.
 * [[File:Sabvenus.png]] Traps [[File:Sabdrake.png]] - Plant species that are rooted in the ground and thus are unable to move. Create scents that attract prey and cause allergic reaction in predators.
 * [[File:Sabfruit.png]] Tomatoes [[File:Sabveggie.png]] - Species that are a mixture of cultivated plants such as fruits, berries, vegetables, beans and grains. The plant equivalent to sheeple. Extremely masochistic.
 * [[File:Sabstick.png]] Sticks [[File:Sabtree.png]] - Thin tree-like creatures. Good at causing distractions.

Artificial

 * [[File:Kv0.png]][[File:Kv1.png]][[File:Kv2.png]] Mirais - Organic beings created by hologis to serve in place of them. Have three different biological sexes. Capable of seeing 24 hours into the future.
 * [[File:Sablib.png]] Chimeras [[File:Sablibtard.png]] - Biological experiment meant to revive Arachnists and Lamias gone horribly wrong. Have traits of both species. Extremely chaotic, selfish and revolutionary. Hate LGBT.[1]

Undead

 * [[File:Sabzombie.png]] Zombies [[File:Sabzombieman.png]] - Viral airborne infection. Masks neccessary for survival. For your own safety, don't go outside unless you absolutely need to. Wash hands as often as possible, but be sure to check water not to be contaminated. The zombies themselves are weak, slow and stupid.
 * [[File:Sabvampire.png]] Vampires [[File:Sabvampireman.png]] - Creatures that don't need much nourishment other than blood. Probably the least hostile species. Extremely allergic to sunlight.
 * [[File:Sabghoul.png]] Ghouls [[File:Sabghoulman.png]] - Humanlike undead. Can only eat raw meat of humanlike species. Have tentacles growing out of their backs that may be used as extra appendages.
 * [[File:Sabspook.png]] Ghosts [[File:Sabego.png]] - Spirits of people who have lost their bodies, but still have time to waste in mortal world. Can pass through physical matter and use limited telekinesis. Extremely allergic to water.
 * [[File:Sabshed.png]] Sheds [[File:Sabshedman.png]] - Discarded bug skeletons animated via unknown means.

Parasitic
↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/i2awu6/youve_heard_of_homofash_but_how_about_straight/
 * [[File:Sabmeat.png]] Dopples [[File:Sabmeatboy.png]] - Fleshy creatures capable of altering their physical forms. Can mimic not only any other creature, but furniture as well.
 * [[File:Sabshroom.png]] Deathcaps [[File:Sabfungus.png]] - Parasitic mushroom species spreading inhalable spores. Breathing in those spores results in shrooms taking over the host body.
 * [[File:Sabspirit.png ]] Spirits [[File:Sabevilspirit.png]] - Bacterial infection that kills its hosts most of the time. On the rare occasion when hosts immune system is too strong, manifests itself in a ghost-like form.
 * [[File:Sabbunger.png]] Burgers [[File:Sabsnack.png]] - Parasites with deceivingly cute looks and good taste. Ingesting their flesh results in the parasite slowly gaining control over the victim's body.

Fish
Decided to go fishing, huh? It's dangerous out there in the sea. You sure you'll be able to handle it? At least take this.

~ Obtained Fishing Rod! ~

~ Obtained Fishing Boat! ~

~ Obtained Fishstiarium! ~

~ Obtained Upgrade Amulet! ~

* Dead Fish - Size: Tiny. The first fish you encounter. It floats on the surface. You can easily pick it up just by outstretching your arm from your boat. This fish doesn't try to escape. It's already dead. No wonder... Despite all the environmental regulations, the water is more akin to a swamp that a sea. Don't eat the fish yet. You need some meat as bait.

* Grilled Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. This strange fish is already cooked for some reason, yet still alive. Did it escape from someone whom tried to eat it? Or is there some other strange creature in the water that fries its prey? * Bland Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Fishstiarium describes this one as the blandest-tasting fish in the entire sea. It's grayish look is a warning to it's predators. Not many would want to try this. Good thing they won't recognise the fish when you'll turn it into bait. Useful. * Rave Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Normally bioluminescence is a trait found in deep water fish, but with water here being as muddy as it is, it's not hard to see why this creature has decided to glow. Other fish are described to oftenly follow this one for its bright light. * Knife Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Be aware of this one. It might try to cut the fishing line. You didn't bring any spares. * Goth Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. When you catch this one, it doesn't even struggle. Which makes it kind of hard to understand you caught it at all. * Sea Horseshoe - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Bait. This fish looks like a small horseshoe. You sure hope it'll give you some luck. With what you're here for... You'd definetely need all of it.

* Sea Taco - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Fishstiarium describes this one to be tasting of actual meat instead of fish. But you don't really feel like putting it into your mouth after you've dragged it out from the foggy waters. * Grilled Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Seems to be following the sea taco everywhere. * Bland Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. For how tasty sea taco and grilled fish are described to be, predators try to avoid getting this one into their mouth. At least that's what the fishstiarium says. You can't help but wonder... Where are the predators? You clearly haven't met any in the shallow waters. Seems like all of the bigger fish are deeper below.

The fishing line doesn't seem to be long enough to reach deeper than this point. You use the Upgrade Amulet on your Fishing Rod.

~ Lost Finger (x3)! ~ ~ Fishing Rod upgraded to lvl2! ~

* Bland Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Seems to be the most common fish on this level. * Sea Taco - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Even with bigger fish around, the sea taco feels itself safe. Is it because of bland fish's protection? Or is there... Some other reason?

* Umbrella Fish - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait. This fish is known to be exlusively gay. How they reproduce is a mystery to you. What does matter more is this fish's amazing protection against hooks. It might take a while trying to catch this one.

*   Territoreel - Size: Small (x5). Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Sea Taco). This eel will shoot your line if provoked. Good thing it will only try to attack you if you cross it's territory and is otherwise peaceful.

* President Goldfish - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Grilled Fish). This fish contains extreme ammounts of preservatives and is very popularly sold as canned food. Be careful to not tangle your hook in its hair though or the only thing you'll pull out from the water will be a wig.

* Red Scareing - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait. Other fish try their best to avoid this one which might get problematic if you're trying to fish for anything other but the red scareing.

* Sea Horseshoe - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Bait. This fish doesn't seem to notice a difference between shallow and slightly deeper waters.

* Agefish (Child) - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait. This strange-looking fish is the child stage of the agefish. Has a small chance of evolving into Agefish (Adult). * Agefish (Adult) - Size: Tiny. Bait: Grilled Fish. Weirdly enough, the mature agefish is actually smaller than its child stage. Has a small chance of evolving into Agefish (Elder). * Agefish (Elder) - Size: Tiny. Bait: Grilled Fish. Extremely hostile fish that is very eager on attacking both the child agefish and your fishing line if it has any bait other than grilled fish.

* Planet Sign (Male) - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Umbrella Fish). This fish has an interesting case of sexual dimorphism. The male and female variant can oftenly be seen together. When they are fighting each other, they will ignore all bait. * Planet Sign (Female) - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Umbrella Fish).

* Leaf Fish - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait. This fish-plant hybrid produces oxygen, which might be the case why dead fish isn't the only existing species in this sea. * Umbrella Fish - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait. The Umbrella Fish is willing to use its defensive abilities to protect the leaf fish. If you plan on catching the leaf fish, you'd have to deal with this one first.

* Bilker - Size: Tiny. Bait: Sea Taco. This annoying little thief is likely to steal the bait and run away with it. * Territoreel - Size: Small (x2). Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Sea Taco). Hates the bilker as much as you do. Will shoot any of them who dare to enter the eel's territory while running away with your bait.

* Leech Feeder - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Grilled Fish). This fish is juicy but docile, making it a top-tier host for all the parasites of the sea. * President Goldfish - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Grilled Fish). Swims around the leech feeder, waiting for its eventual death to eat its leeches afterwards.

New depths. Well, you already know what to do. You use the Upgrade Amulet on your Fishing Rod.

~ Lost Toe (x6)! ~ ~ Fishing Rod upgraded to lvl3! ~

* Hammerhead - Size: Medium. Bait: Red Scareing. The hammerhead is a fish that always swims in pair with the sicklelip. Its giant hammer is used to protect itself and its ally from your hook. * Sicklelip - Size: Medium. Bait: Leaf Fish. Its giant sickle-like mouth is naturally used for hunting, but if you dare to catch its ally hammerhead, it will try its absolute best to cut the fishing line.

* Crownfin - Size: Medium. Bait: President Goldfish. While distinctively slow itself, this beautiful beast has hypnotic mind-controlling power which it uses to launch all nearest tiny and small fish against your hook. * Sea Horseshoe - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Bait. This fish doesn't see any difference between its own free will and crownfin's mind control.

* Nuke Fish - Size: Medium. Bait: Territoreel. Like the territoreel, this fish is aggressive while guarding its own territory. When provoked, it creates a big explosion launching your hook and all other fish far away. * Agefish (Child) - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait. The only fish that the nuke fish allows to enter its territory.

* Arsonfish - Size: Medium. Bait: Umbrella Fish. Fire underwater might be a ridiculous concept, but this fish uses it well. It shoots fireballs towards any other fish and your hook unprovoked. * Grilled Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Now you know the origin of this burned fish.

* Knife Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. This angry little fish attacks any of the medium-sized fish in its proximity, provoking some of them to trigger their abilities. * Rave Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. It does seem to feel better in the dark, so it brought itself deeper. * Goth Fish - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Tiny Bait. Wants to be left alone, but the rave fish doesn't get the idea. * Sea Horseshoe - Size: Tiny. Bait: Any Bait. Still doesn't feel any difference between shallow and deeper waters. Doesn't seem to be affected by the pressure either. * Agefish (Adult) - Size: Tiny. Bait: Grilled Fish. Once agefish mature, they get either killed or blown away from nuke fish's territory. * Agefish (Elder) - Size: Tiny. Bait: Grilled Fish.

* Stalfish - Size: Medium. Bait: Hammerhead+Sicklelip. This is the first fish requiring a complex bait recipe. Interestingly enough, its prey think of the stalfish as their ally. * Hammerhead - Size: Medium. Bait: Red Scareing. * Sicklelip - Size: Medium. Bait: Leaf Fish.

* Red Scareing - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait. Red Scareing's ability does not work against Stalfish, Hammerhead and Sicklelip.

* Cube Jelly - Size: Medium. Bait: Any Small or Medium Bait (Preference: President Goldfish). What seems like an innocent creature is actually one of the most dangerous monsters of the sea. If any fish comes close to its tentacles, that fish becomes part of the jelly. If it catches your fishing rod, it will pull you towards itself too. You'd prefer death over such fate. * Blimpfisch - Size: Medium. Bait: President Goldfish. Probably the only fish that is brave enough to attack the cube jelly. Its body produces poisonous gases that make fast work of anyone trying to catch up to this fish.

* Leech Feeder - Size: Small. Bait: Any Tiny or Small Bait (Preference: Grilled Fish). This fish slowly dies from the fact that it's juices are being slowly sucked out from its body. * Populeech - Size: Tiny. Bait: None. Once the leech feeder is dead, the leeches will attach themselves to any other small or medium fish, and could be caught with it.

* Nuke Fish - Size: Medium. Bait: Territoreel. Its ability triggers each time arsonfish shoots at it. * Arsonfish - Size: Medium. Bait: Umbrella Fish. Prioritises attacking the nuke fish over any other target.

* Migraine - Size: Medium. Bait: Red Scareing or Hammerhead. The most intelligent fish in these waters. It's impossible to fool it into taking the bait. Damage its exposed brain with your hook first. * Cervicalgia - Size: Medium. Bait: Any Small Bait (Preference: Leech Feeder). This fish has a neck so long that it takes around three minutes before impulses from its brain reach its body. Be patient.

* Upgraded Fish v.3.014 - Size: Medium. Bait: Umbrella Fish. A fish stuck in some discarded rocket parts. Its shell protects the fish from attacks, and the engine makes the fish rather fast. * Hunter - Size: Medium. Bait: Leaf Fish. Munches into all other fish. When sated, will easily escape from your hook by cutting the fishing line with its teeth. Starve it by catching all fish in its proximity first.

You were uncareful. The Hunter has cut your fishing line. You use what remains of your fishing rod to craft an improvised spear and hold the Upgrade Amulet to your chest.

~ Lost Fishing Rod! ~ ~ Obtained Spear! ~ ~ Lost Leg! ~ ~ Lungs upgraded to lvl2! ~

* Sel Fish - Size: Big. Has a giant defensive shell, lots of tentacles and even eye protection. You have no idea how to approach something that well defended.

*  Colonizer - Size: Big (x3). This creature regenerates fully after each time you try attacking. You have no idea how to approach something that indestructible.

* Cavity - Size: Big. You've heard tales about this one before. These fish murder each other in their own species so only the strongest survive. Even touching its skin would be lethal to you, and it's far too aggresive to leave you at just that. You have no idea how to approach something that dangerous.

This page was restored by Blartyboy. There are still a few things to fix up, but whatever.

Comments

 * Implianium - Unbanme.png Your picture to the left made me want to cream.