Neo-Papperism

Neo-Papperism is a welfarist libertarian ideology.

Economically
Neo-Papperism believes in a very moderately regulated market in which a very small tax is imposed on the wealthy. Other than that, it's pretty much just free-market capitalism.

Civically
Neo-Papperism believes in a small state ran by the smartest, and that it's main goals should be to protect the citizens' rights to property, bring criminals to justice, to guard the country's territory against any invasions, and to ensure welfare for the poor.

NAP
Neo-Papperism believes that the NAP does not apply to minor offenses. Suppose that by imposing a very, very small tax on billionaires, we could provide life-saving vaccination for tens of thousands of desperately poor children. Even if we grant that taxation is aggression, and that aggression is generally wrong, is it so obvious that the relatively minor aggression involved in this example is wrong, given the tremendous benefit it produces?

Religion
Again, Neo-Papperism is an agnostic atheist. She STILL believes that it doesn't matter what someone believes in as long as they don't cram it in your face.

Culturally
Neo-Papperism wants to "turn things back", but doesn't believe that we should abandon progress. Kinda like radical centrism.

Diplomatically
Neo-Papperism is patriotic. She likes Boston a lot, but doesn't really like the rest of the USA.

Philosophy
Neo-Papperism still holds the same philosophical beliefs as old Papperism, but with the addition of Discordianism.

"Wasn't proto-papper also a discordian?" Yes, but in a different sense.

Abortion
Again, pro-choice. Neo-Papperism does not believe that the NAP should apply to those who have exited the womb yet, and that unwelcome fetuses should be considered an unauthorized trespasser in its mother's body.

Definition of bigotry
Neo-Papperism believes that bigotry is defined in terms of intention. You're guilty of bigotry if you're trying to harm people because of their race, gender, or the like.

Friends

 * Amogus Suss Thought - We're agree on most things!
 * BÃ¶hmism - Still wicked cool.
 * Moonlitism - Socbert gang

Frenemies

 * Neo-Bingoism - Ehh...
 * Typicalfan1ism - Based, but why not libertarianism?