Orderism

WARNING THIS IS A WIP BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THIS WEBSITE LMAO (although I think my idea is okay)

Fr tho idk how to do these things lol. Eventually I'll get it tho.... hopefully

Overview
Orderism is an ideology that is economically left-wing, but not to the extreme. Orderism hates elites and will try to terminate (we'll get to how Orderism terminates high-profile victims later) any elite it deems threatening to the well-being of balls under its ideology, but he likes the idea of a small-business led economy, along with traditionally capitalist corporations being taken over and controlled by the government. Any elite that has power over any government or any economy in the world is already seen as threatening, especially if Orderism deems that their actions hinder the freedom of the masses (for example, Klaus Schwab). Orderism will try to seek out and destroy any elite, anywhere in the world, if they are deemed a threat to the people. Orderism is extremely pro-industry and will also steal IP from "elitist" countries just to grow his industrial capacity. Despite his economic leftism, Orderism is a very socially right-wing ideology ball. He opposes any LGBTQ action and thinks that any identity related to LGBTQ is a mental disorder. In fact, he will create piles of rainbow flags to burn them, just to prove a point. In addition, he opposes illegal immigration (although legal immigration is okay in small numbers and only if the immigrants are "clean" from any crimes). He is also extremely pro-life and anti-p#rn. Oddly enough, he does not believe in God, although he is fine with any religion, as long as it is not LGBTQ (yes, he thinks that LGBTQ is a religion). Orderism can be both authoritarian in one regard and libertarian in a different regard. Orderism tends to not trust the government and tells everyone to be wary. Finally, Orderism, when not motivated to go on his rampages against elites, is "friends" with any country or organization willing to work with Orderism for any reason. For example, Orderism can be "friends" with both Russia and Ukraine at the same time, even though those countries are at war with each other. In order to maintain this partnership, Orderism can take a page out of INGSOC's book and employ doublethink. For example, Orderism can say something like "Crimea is part of Ukraine. Crimea is part of Russia too. Both are true."

Orderism can be thought of as a virus and a mutated form of Communism. It mostly targets rich countries that are in recession or depression and that also have a high "woke factor" with a high resistance to the "woke factor." According to Orderism, the "woke factor" is a range from 0-100 that represents how "woke" a country's government and society are. For example, the presence and support of an active LGBTQ community within a country contributes greatly to the "woke factor" of a country, but, of course, it is not the only thing that contributes. As stated before, Orderism also looks for a decent "anti-woke resistance factor" within the country, which is exactly what it sounds like. In our example country, if a lot of balls within it oppose the LGBTQ community, that will contribute to the country's "anti-woke resistance factor." A country like Canada, for example, is mostly not vulnerable, since it has a fairly low resistance factor. The Unites States, on the other hand, would be extremely vulnerable to Orderism. Finally, Orderism assesses how elitist the country is. To Orderism, high elitism means wealth inequality, rich balls in government, and corporate control of the economy. Countries with ties to the World Economic Forum and its ideology are exceptionally vulnerable to Orderism. Once Orderism finds a suitable target, he enters the target and begins the infection.

Stage 0 (Initial Infection)
Balls within the target country are angry at their government because of elitism, declining quality of life, and an increasing woke factor. Balls begin to get wind of a new aggressive ideology that can turn their country around and lead them to a better future.

Stage 1 (Mild Unrest)
Balls within the target country begin to stage protests against their government, calling on them to take action to improve the country's economy, decrease immigration, reduce inflation, and cut down the woke factor. Of course, their demands will never be heard. The balls in their government only respond to their elitist masters. Policeballs are deployed in order to break up the protests. Multiple balls are arrested and the protests stop for now.

Stage 2 (Stronger Unrest; Possible Rioting)
Balls within the target country finally come to the realization that their government will not listen to them. As their living standards decine further, they begin to get increasingly agitated and desperate. Protests are now too large for the policeballs to effectively manage. Most protestors now wave pure-black flags of Orderism, similar to how socialists/communists waved pure-red flags. The wokes of the country harrass the protestors for not bowing down to the woke government and believing their elitist ideology. Some protests break out into violent rioting as angry balls have had enough and demand for some payback.

Stage 3 (Chaos and Revolution)
After years of declining living standards and living under a rainbow-colored boot, the balls of the country storm government buildings and violently eviscerate everyone in the government. It is time for a new way of life. It is time for Orderism!

Alternative (wait, an alternative?!)
Yes. If Orderism finds a particularly friendly and useful country, he will be extremely nice to that country and eventually try to convince it to willingly turn to Orderism (this will not be a revolution, just an instant change). If the country refuses, Orderism will never force his ideology upon them. He may instead try to continue to influence them until he gives up or the country turns to Orderism. Friendly countries are never usually infection candidates because those countries will hate and fear Orderism. In addition, friendly countries that turn to Orderism are usually poor and were promised help by him.

Another alternative to how countries turn to Orderism is, as with almost any other ideology, military takeover.

What Next?
After successfully taking over a country, Orderism proceeds to mutate the country's government structure to fit its needs. It begins with the Constitution of the country. Orderism prefers a very strict Constitution, with zero room for interpretation, unlike, for example, the US constitution, where freedom of speech is not completely absolute, because the Supreme Court said that a ball cannot make true threats and stuff. Orderism would list such exceptions on the constitution or on a paper that has power equal to that of the constitution. After re-doing the constitution, Orderism restructures the government structure so that it has a bicameral executive branch, with an Overseer (we'll get to that later) and a President. The government will also have a unicameral legislative branch with a multitude of committees for each governance-related issue. Each committe is controlled by a party that the people have elected for that committee (for example, the agriculture committee could be under the control of the Communist party, the immigration committee could be under the control of the Republican party, and the military budgetary committee could be under the Fascist party). If a bill produced by a committee comes into conflict with a bill produced by another committee, the issue is resolved in the Committee for Resolution of Conflicts in Proposed Legislature (CRCPL), which is always run by the Orderist Party. The Legislative Branch is allotted a certain amount of time to make bills, after which the bills are presented to the public and voted on. Bills are voted like the President, with balls giving -10 to +10 scores to bills. A bill will be passed if it gets a certain average in the country, depending on the country. The Executive has little to no power over the Legislative Branch in this regard. The main judicial system (the part of the judicial system that only includes the highest court(s)) consists of two courts, one for dealing with cases that involve constitutional law, and the other is a trial court reserved for elites and high-ranking government officials. Unlike other "high courts" in other countries, both of these courts involve large numbers of justices (always an odd number) to "improve the justice." The fourth branch of government is basically a bunch of government organizations and government-run corporations, all beholden to the power of the other branches. The fifth branch is considered by Orderism to be the most important: the regulatory branch. This branch is made up of thousands of randomly-selected balls who keep a very close eye on all government balls at all times. They can send any government ball to court if they even slightly suspect that they have stepped out of line. Under Orderism, lobbying (with money (aka legal corruption)) is strictly prohibited and treated like true corruption.

"Wait, you didn't tell me who the Overseer is!" Oh yeah, that. The Overseer is basically a dictator in the sense that they are elected for life and have a great deal of power. The Overseer can also be an Overseer and a President at the same time, if the balls elect him to the presidential role instead of someone else who is not the Overseer. Powers reserved to the Overseer are going to war with the approval of the President (if the Overseer is also the President then going to war is a straight path), overseeing the whole government structure (hence the name "Overseer"), controlling the military during both peacetime and wartime, planning attacks on elites deemed threatening, and maintaining foreign relations. The powers reserved to the President are what you would expect to be reserved for a president, including signing bills, approving emergency aid, making deals with other countries, and so on. Of course, if the Overseer is elected President, he can do those things too. Unlike the Overseer, elections for President happen every few years like in a normal democratic country. The voting system can be weird under Orderism though. Balls are asked how many points they would rate a candidate, from -10 to +10. Candidates are NEVER rich, because that would go against Orderism's beliefs. In addition, a candidate for President must be from the Orderist party. The Overseer is always a candidate in a presidential election unless he refuses to be in it, and the election of an Overseer goes exactly the same as President. The values for each candidate given by each citizen are then added up and the candidate with the highest score wins. For the legislative branch, balls choose which political party they want to see in each committee. For each committee, each party receives a +1 per each vote given by a citizen ball for that party. The party that receives the most votes for that committee wins that committee.

After all that, the elites of the country are terminated in brutal fashion and a left-wing economic system and a right-wing social system are instituted.

Beliefs and Ideology (shocking content starts here)
I've been talking a lot about how Orderism mutates the government structure of its victim countries, but I haven't said too much about the actual ideology, so let's change that. Orderism really really REALLY R E A L L Y  hates elites. He believes that they are actively destroying society and living standards of balls across the world through use of their financial power and promotion of woke ideology, so the only way to stop this is by making every second of their existence pure fear. How does he do this, exactly? Orderism doesn't terminate elite victims on the spot. Instead, he takes them to his country, where they will be terminated in the most horrendous ways known to ballkind, all while this procedure is being broadcast live to the world. There is really no limit to what Orderism can do to its victims. He can force them into a stinking barrel full of hungry botfly larvae, or burn them alive with the rainbow flags and cash they so adored, or saw them in half, or. . . you get the picture. Once again, all of this goes on live TV for all to see, with all the guts and most stomach-churning gore fully uncensored and unblurred, and with the bloodcurdling screams of agony loud and clear. This is done in order to show elites what will happen to them if they continue to misuse their power. As a result, elitist activity around the world decreases drastically because they stop what they are doing before they are put on Orderism's "target list," while those already on the list are either in hiding or in Orderism's bottle of miserable souls. Orderism, just like Trotskyism, believes in a "worldwide revolution" in which every country becomes an Order. That is why he never really truly befriends any of his partners, unless they are Orders themselves or are just extremely useful to his cause. Orderism, like CapCom, believes that the power of Capitalism could be harnessed for the power of the state and the wellbeing of the general public. He encourages the creation of lots of small businesses in order to grow the economy, while larger businesses get taken over by the state. Important things like healthcare and college become part of the fourth branch. He prefers a highly industrialized economy to accompany all of the small businesses because industry = power = world revolution. Due to his highly industrial economy, Orderism looks towards space for resources and further expansion. If an Orderist country existed, it would probably be the first to set up a colony on Mars. Orderism also believes that any left-wing social ideology like LGBTQ contributes to the degradation of society and is sponsored by elites. This is why such ideologies are banned in an Orderist country. Orderism believes that censorship is a result of these left-wing social ideologies, so he supports almost absolute free speech as long as it does not promote any of those same ideologies or cause any real problems (like threats). Orderism tends to be quite tough on crime because he believes that crime is a result of socially-leftist ideologies that go soft on crime. In an Orderist country, a ball should expect to see harsher punishments for even minor crimes. In addition to that, he treats criminals that committed what he considers to be "obscenity crimes" (r**e, s***al abuse, p**ophilia, etc.) are punished in the same way as the elites. One small caveat in his criminal code is murder. For murderers, there is a lengthy trial in which judges assess all of the reasons the criminal provides for murdering a ball. This can result in surprisingly short sentences if the judges deem the murder to be "a deed done with consciousness." For example, a ball that murdered another ball for burning his house would get a short sentence. When Orderism encounters degenerate balls that promote socially-leftist ideologies, but pose little to no threat to Orderism, he simply deports them to a country of their choosing, with a free passport if the other country makes an agreement to take such balls in, and a free renunciation of citizenship upon request. He doesn't want to destroy balls without very good reason, and would rather completely rid himself of certain balls than even keep them in a prison or something. Finally, Orderism likes the idea of better animal rights. He criminalizes abuse of animals quite severely, and he likes to regulate agricultural industries to see if the animals are kept in good conditions. Killing "food animals" must be done in a quick and painless way (unlike elites).

Personality
Orderism tends to be your typical ConSoc or NazBol at first glance, but he likes small business capitalism and is absurdly violent towards elites. If Orderism finds a country to be friendly and useful, he will be oddly nice to them. He usually tries to support them if doing so does not detract from his own gains, or if he feels it would be a good investment. If he shows a particular interest in a country friendly towards him, he may try to convince them to become an Order, but he usually doesn't force it. He likes to help out poorer countries and then show them how great being an Order could be. He also tends to stalk rich countries that are dealing with economic problems and are socially leftist. Occassionally those countries get corrupted by him, evident by the fact that their flag turns black red and grey, and maybe some purple. However, if he sees some kind of elite, the last things you will hear from that elite will scar you for life and will probably give you permanent PTSD. Every time he sees something that represents social leftism, like an antifa or rainbow flag, he will burn it because social progressivism disgusts him, since he thinks that it is for degenerates.

Friends
Conservative Socialism (ConSoc): You are exactly what I want to see in my society and economy.

Capitalist Communism (CapCom): Enslaving Capitalism and forcing him to work for my state and my people is quite based in my opinion.

Industrialism: With greater industry comes a stronger and more powerful economy, especially in terms of manufacturing and innovation.

Trotskyism: World revolution, full steam ahead!

Police Statism: Law and Order!

Pauperocracy [***does not exist yet, but I will add it (dont steal pls)***]: Rich people forbidden from being in government positions? Based!

National Syndicalism: Economic leftism while maintaining social conservatism and violence towards elites? ULTRATRIPLEPLUSBASED!!!

Jeremy's Chocolate: I absolutely love how you are fighting wokeness and woke corporations in America while also pissing off Progressivism and LGBTQIA+. Good luck and may you prosper!!!

Heteronationalism: No more oppression from LGBTQIA+! Together we will clean the world of those degenerates!

(WIP)

Frienemies
National Bolshevism (NazBol): You are like ConSoc, and I like your energy, but you're kind of an actual racist and stuff; if you were just a smidge more chill then I'd totally hang around with you.

Capitalism: You are only good if you are under my watchful eye. Alone, you are never up to any good. Aight go make me a chainsaw; I need it. . . because reasons. I think you know what reasons I'm talking about.

Marxism–Leninism: I like the way you handle elites and your energy to help poor folks. But you allow your leaders to get filthy rich and then allow more rich people into government, which usually results in massive suffering for your people, which kinda just disgraces your whole purpose, which, in turn, is one of the reasons I came to be. Once you patch that one problem, then we'll talk.

(WIP)

Marked for Termination
Authoritarian Capitalism: Just what exactly do you think you're doing? You think you could get away from me? Look me straight in the eyes and beg me for mercy while I surgically remove every individual bone from your body, from the bottom up, while I pump you full of drugs so you feel absolutely everything and don't faint. And look! Everyone's watching us! You're a celebrity right now, even though not for too long.

Progressivism: You are a disgusting stain on society. Turning you into into an iron-flavored drink will make all of us so much happier.

Neoliberalism: You are such pure scum and so disgusting that I'm having second thoughts about killing you myself, since that would require me rebreathing your air. All you do is lick proggy's boot along with the boot of the military industrial complex at the same time with your snake tongue.

Neoconservatism: What the fuck is even the point of you if Neolibtardism does pretty much the same shit. You think you're so "different" and "special"?! HAHAHA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!! Both of you are gonna face the wall together and together you will go to hell, and, when I die, I will go to hell on purpose just to make both of you suffer together.

State Liberalism: You are a perfect candidate to serve as a reminder and a warning to all oppressors around the world. I will dangle your rotting body from a tower for all of eternity.

Pink Capitalism: ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER FOR YOUR ACTIONS. AND GOD MAY NOT BE SO. . . MERCIFUL. *Doom music intensifies*

Schwabism ("Weffianism" according to Orderism): I will slaughter all of you and your friends while bombing all of your pathetic little "WEF" buildings that sprouted up all over the place like mold in a humid basement. You are a pest, and I will treat you as such. Watch how all of your pathetic friends scream in anguish! Watch the luckier ones burn alive in your shitty WEF buildings that I just bombed! Everything is on glorious, glorious tape for ALL to see!!! Watch how your dreams of a New World Order crumble and burst into flames and blood!

Plutocracy: Your days are numbered. There will come a time when you are dragged out of your government thrones and luxury mansions and will be made into examples that will be more engrained into balls' minds than the actions of Hitler.

Corporatocracy: Imma just slaughter you and steal your methods of production. You're the same as Plutocracy to me. Actually, what even is the difference?? Face the wall, cunts.

Oligarchy: Watch me take away all of your one greatest strength, which is lobbying. What are you gonna do then, huh?! That would be just like slitting your fat throat because you can't live without corruption, just like you can't live without blood going to your brain (that is, if you even have one). I'm having doubts that I'll even be able to slit your throat if I wanted to, since it is so fat, and probably full of hard plaques, likely because you get to eat so grand. You get to eat the food that was meant for the starving ball on the street with five kids, or the dying balls in Africa, who are suffering because of you and your friends. Now tell me, why shouldn't I shove your fat ass in a barrel of desperately hungry screwworms? Maybe because all the screwworms will die of type 9,000 diabetes from one bite, and that would be a terrible way to go. Wouldn't wish that on such useful creatures.

LGBTQIA+ (and all variants): You're seriously just a delusional degenerate. The only thing you are proud of are your stupid mental problems. No, I will not participate in any of your delusional gender and identity BS, nor will I accept that anything that is not heterosexuality is normal. If you are born with a d**k then you are male and if you are born with a p***y then you are a female, and nothing will ever change that, so I suggest you suck it the fuck up, buttercup, and wake up from your little pathetic degenerate la-la land to fucking reality. You seriously think you are so fucking brave while at the same time you whine and cry at the slightest hint of criticism and run to a fucking "safe space" where you lose all of your bodily fluids just by crying because someone "MiSgENdeRed" you. Man the fuck up you libtard. Oh wait, you probably don't even know what a man is. You certainly don't know what a woman is, you fucking cuck. Your pathetic little rainbow flags keep sprouting everywhere like the most vile form of cancer, and the only cure seems to be fire. Maybe if you went to conversion therapy, you wouldn't have a weakly compact cardinal number of STDs, and maybe you wouldn't be trying to kill yourself every 0.0047 picoseconds. I know you are friends with Ingsoc because you seem to like the retarded idea of "rejecting the evidence of your lying eyes and believing what you are told," as in the case whenever you whine that you are some gender you are clearly not. And then, in a desperate attempt to silence your last quark of conscience and your vast sea of misery, you prey upon children. Either you take some pills or get the fuck out of my country. That's the choices I'm giving you, and be thankful, because I can be a lot more harsh.

SJW: It's getting real damn hard for me to contain my rage. How about you run off to Canada or something before I saw off your legs and longitudinally splinter your femurs...

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