Minnesotan Distributism

 I'm planning on reading a lot of various political theory soon so this page has the potential for some fairly dramatic changes 

Minnesotan Distributism is a culturally far right, economically third position, ideology based on the beliefs of Sam Cherry



Friends

 * [[File:Untitled - 2021-06-19T212223.533.png]] Conseilism - This is very based, but I wish you'd stop being an anarkiddie. Also you have good takes on w*men
 * [[File:PCB-Jedpill.png]] Classical Jed-Pilled Thought - Fellow distributist, monarchist, reactionary, and decentralist. I'm not especially fond of authoritarianism, but not averse enough for it to be a negative

Skeptical but Optimistic

 * [[File:PCB-PaleoconservatismIcon.png]] - I really wanted to put you in like, but I have this awful growing suspicion that the reason you haven't called Zionists yet isn't just optics...

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Draw the right eye (your right, stupid!)
 * 3) Color it blue
 * 4) Draw a medium width white wave half way down
 * 5) Color everything below the wave green
 * 6) Over the left eye (again, your left) draw a fleur de-lis shaped eye patch
 * 7) Color the left half of the eyepatch orange and the right half yellow

Stylistic Notes
Constantly gives a different story as to how he lost his eye

[[File:ConfederalismIcon.png]] Decentralization [[File:FeudalismIcon.png]]
Minnesotan Distributism believes that federal and unitary states will inevitably be tyrannical, and so the majority of political power should belong to towns and municipalities. In addition, areas of a country that are further from political centers, either culturally, ethnically, or geographically, need higher autonomy since the state will be further out of touch with them and their needs. The ideal level of devolution would be full urbism, however this is highly unrealistic for the vast majority of cities, and most areas will be forced into a larger state out of necessity. This is unideal, but also unavoidable

[[File:PCB-Christy.png]] Religion [[File:PaganTheoIcon.png]]
Minnesotan Distributism believes that it is essential for a society to be religious, but does not have much of an opinion on what said religion should be. Personally, he is somewhat biased towards Catholicism (though not actually catholic himself) with an interest in Pagan and other Esoteric practices

Drugs
Drugs are based, and should be fully legalized both for use and sale, the only exception to this is weed. I fucking hate potheads they should all be shot

Sexism
Don't like women very much tbh

Ideological Progression
Hoppean --> Distributist --> Market Socialist Semi-Larp --> Distributism (current)