Baby Kata Occultism

Baby Kata Occultism is a cult ideology based on Baby Kata’s hit single “Pee Pee Poo Poo”. The religion is very widespread throughout the world, but the ideology itself is rather rare. Therefore, not much is known about it.

The all-powerful deity of Baby Kata occultism is Baby Kata Himself. He is omnipotent, but not omniscient or omnipresent. Therefore, He is not a true God. Baby Kata enjoys taking galaxy-sized dumps which later become black holes based entirely on feces. When He does get diarrhea, it is usually expelled at such velocities that the superfast stream of shit forms a quasar.

Physically, Baby Kata is gargantuan, inhabiting a small, extradimensional box known as the potty realm. He only leaves the potty realm to take a shit. Inside the box, the tiles light up like a disco ball and there is a sentient roll of toilet paper in there, too. Don’t ask. Other than His massive proportions, Baby Kata has a nearly polygonal head and an oddly-shaped mouth that moves at inappropriate intervals. This often leads to Baby Kata’s mouth moving faster than He talks. He also has a single strand of hair on His head that can function as a multi-purpose probing device and He wears a food-stained shirt and an old diaper. Despite His infantile appearance, Baby Kata has been dropping both tiny turds and massive bricks for far longer than the universe has existed.

Other abilities of His include excellent dance skills, prodigal rapping abilities and the ability to poop on command, regardless of whether or not He actually ate anything. He also can stretch His body in ways that would normally kill someone in seconds due to the fact that He is a 3D model.

Manifesto
It's me Baby Kata I have a huge diarrhea If you fart like you don't care Raise your bog rolls in the air When you take a comfort stop You feel like you reach the top Choco balls are gonna pop It's the sound of the sound of the big flop Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Everybody look at me I'm makin' a big poopy Let me show you magic tricks Brown monkey does gymnastics Tiny turds or massive bricks I like to share my poop pics Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Are you ready for action? It's time to release the Kraken Come on!, drop it now!