Omni ideology meeting

i lied im going to work on this some more, i just needed inspiration (note i will still make the fic that takes place after this, just give me a bit)

major characters(that speak/are seen)
omni 06(06) omni back(back) omni ego(ego) omni epic(epic) omni FIT(fit) omni free(free) omni market (market) omni sin(sin) omni stupid (the child/it) omni watch(watch)

Setting
the omni council, located in ██████████

chapter 0.5
06 enters a room with two people inside, those two were Watch and  the child : *giggles then shits themselves* : the party would like to remind you that shitting your pants is doubleplusungood : *very clearly doesnt understand what watch just said* nanknveaknvenvifienvuna *he then shits himself again* : *was already aware of 06 standing there* the party would like to remind 06 that it's their turn to watch it : WHAT NO, I AM NOT WATCHING THE CHILD, HE IS YOUR OFFSPRING NOT MINE : the party would like to remind you that the party has no offspring or anything of the sort : I KNOW YOU DO I WATCHED YOU VOMIT HIM UP : the party would like to- just fucking watch him im tired as shit okay? : OKAY WHATEVER, ILL WATCH HI- HES GONE watch looks over and doesnt see the child : shit the child is currently eating space rocks when 06 sees him outside : THERE YOU ARE, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I STILL DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT JUST KILL YOU NOW : if we could die, i would have killed him already : OH YEAH *picks up the child and brings him inside*

chapter 0.75
Sin shows up to the meeting place : im surprised you showed up Sin : it's in my best interest to steal the paper towels from the bathroom, my compound is out of towels because i lit them on fire : why did you light them on f- nevermind, do you know where Free is : talking to Free is not in my best interest so i dont do it  : of course you dont, 06 can you check your scanner thing : YEAH SURE HOLD ON, BACK AND FREE ARE ON THEIR WAY HERE, THEY SHOULD BE HERE IN AROUND 0.000000001 seconds Back and Free walk through the door : HELLO FREE, HELLO YOU *in clear disgust when he looks at Back* : *very clearly high* me and Back, were like bonding over our hatred of the big bang and stuff : ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛟ ᛁᛗ ᚺᛖᚱᛖ(hello im here) : *violently shits himself again* : *ᛊᚺᛁᛏᛊ ᛁᛏᛊᛖᛚᚠ ᛒᚨᚲᚲ ᛏᛟ ᚨᛊᛊᛖᚱᛏ ᛞᛟᛗᛁᚾᚨᚾᚲᛖ* (*shits itself back to assert dominance*) : *appear's in the meeting room, in his seat* : ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛟ ᛗᚨᚱᚲᛖᛏ(hello market) : Greetings back, is everyone here yet or should i come back later : NO IF YOU WAIT 0.000008 SECONDS EPIC AND FIT WILL BE HERE Epic and Fit show up  : OH MY FUCKING LORD IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW : W0W DUD3 THATS L1K3 T0TALLY N0T 3P1C Epic then gets removed from existence by Watch

chapter 1
(when every one arrives, because im lazy) : now that everyone has arrived, or at least the ones that matter, i think we should discuss the problem we have been facing, and i hope you all know what im talking about Sin then raises his hand : i don't, cause i don't talk to any of you dumb ass's : yeah and i wish we kept it that way, but okay sin i'll explain what the issue is, we have been repeatedly having these anomalies show up on our sensors and we think we know what they are, we believe it is the LARPtopians : he doesnt exi- *gets removed from existence by Watch* : now you dont exist : WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE COULDNT DIE : they aren't dead, they are just in an endless void for now : didn't we kill the LARPtopians though? : no, i imprisoned them, they were sent too what i thought was the most secure spot in all of ██████████, but as it turns out, they are such LARPers that they can escape from ██████████ : i dont know if we should interfere with it to protect our subjects, or if we should let them protect themselves : do you not remember the deal we all signed to stay out of Stanistan : your somehow right Sin, we should stay out of it, like always, but what if they can't stop the LARPtopians? : then you reset it till they can, like you always do, now if that is everything i have to get back to stealing the paper towels

the end

(ill make the next fic later, it wont be this short i promise)