Eggmanism

Eggmanism, also known as Neo-Robotnikism is the new version of Robotnikism developed by the titular Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in 1998. It is totalitarian, technocratic and feminist.

Friends

 * [[File: Anurin.png]] Urinalistic Anarchism - Also likes to piss on the moon
 * [[File: PROMOTION.png]] Robotnikism - Good ideas, just too memed

Frenemies

 * [[File:Awaj.png]] Anarchism - Opposes me, but her tunes are to good

Enemies

 * [[File:Shadowismf.png]] Shadowism - I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: my super laser piss!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing on the Moon! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrropllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
 * Ordo-Liberalism - No, I'm the one in charge
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, YOU IDIOT!
 * [[File:Sonic.png]] Sonicism - That little hedgehog always ruins my plans!