Geocentrism

Geocentrism is the ideology that states that the moon, sun, planets, stars, and even galaxies orbit around a fixed earth. It is accepted as an old and discarded theory of the cosmos by conventional standards, having been mostly replaced by geokineticism and heliocentrism in science. According to most iterations of the theory, the earth is the center of the universe, and all matter is pulled towards its center.

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Fill it in black. (#141414 or #141420)
 * 3) Draw a small blue circle in the center of the ball. (#4444dd)
 * 4) Draw a larger yellow circle close to the edge of the design. (#f8f808)
 * 5) Draw a small grey circle (smaller than the central blue circle) on the opposite side of the blue circle as the yellow circle. The grey circle should be closer to the blue circle than the yellow circle is. (#666666)
 * 6) Draw the eyes.

Friends

 * [[File:Aristotle.png]] Aristotelianism - You believed the earth circles the sun...TRUTH!!
 * [[File:Catheo.png]] - Catholics held on to a fundamental TRUTH about the cosmos--it all circles the earth!!

Frenemies

 * Alternative Idea Jingoism.png Alternative Idea Jingoism - So you think the Earth is flat!? Earth is spherical, but at least you don't think the earth moves around.
 * [[File:Univgravf.png]] Universal Attractionism - Earth might be round but the Sun is, I think, quite a small object compared to what the media makes it out to be.
 * [[File:Sun.png]] Solar System - You've been misunderstood. Btw, it should be "Terran System".

Enemies

 * [[File:Flatearthf.png]] Flat Earthism - What dumbass thinks Earth is FLAT?! Earth is a sphere.
 * [[File:Mainjing.png]] Mainstream Idea Jingoism - Stop pushing the "earth orbits the sun" lie, it's definitely the other way around!
 * [[File:Heliocentrist.png]] Heliocentrism - Now, did Copernicus or CNN teach you that?!
 * [[File:Newton.png]] Sir Isaac NewQUACK - Why do I want to believe the word of the true Bri'ish larper?!

=References==
 * Geocentric model
 * Blogspot page on Neo-Geocentrism