Savage Granny Smithism

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I will allow ANYONE to add this ideology to your own self-insert page (if you have one) as a friend, frenemy, enemy, or something else. Go ahead! 👍 I will allow you to say anything you want about this ideology, but please try to be as courteous as you can! I respect free speech, but I strongly urge you to be kind and courteous... ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT:

Ok, who is the wise guy that put this ideology in the "Dumbass" category?! Is it because I like Richard Wolff's economics, and Richard Wolff is a bumbling idiot?! If that's the reason, then I get it! Otherwise... I don't know what to say...

Savage Granny Smithism, or SGS-ism, is the ideology of the user Savage Granny Smith, who subsequently changed their username to Conservative Christian Commie. SGS-ism is similar to Conservative Liberalism in that it believes in  Classical Conservatism's approach to culture and ethics, but it also supports liberal democracy, free speech, some gun rights, and other civil liberties. It supports Biblical Christianity, as well, but in the form of democratically elected officials that follow the Christian faith (Protestant Christianity ✝️).

This ideology is culturally right-wing, economically left-wing, environmentalist, and close to the center of the vertical axis of the political compass, but more on the authoritarian side (it’s statist). It is against Marx’s view of a revolution being required to achieve communism, but communism is an eventual end goal of this ideology. SGS-ism also believes in  (as a transitional economic system), since SGS-ism believes that competing for resources builds character and promotes diligent work. However, it is against all economic hierarchies, as they exploit the working class.

SGS-ism supports Christianity, but it is against theocracies because if you force someone to follow your religion, then they won’t genuinely convert. Instead, this ideology proposes peacefully persuading people to pick particular politicians that are Christians. Peace is the best way to convert everyone to Christianity, which is also an end goal of this ideology.

In terms of the military, SGS-ism is against stratocracies, but it does believe that a strong military is important. It doesn’t support, but intervening in foreign countries is important if there is a war against an ally. Other than that, NO foreign intervention! In terms of nationalism, SGS-ism believes in. Border security is very important, but as long as immigrants pass some tests, they can stay. Likewise, SGS-ism’s border security policies are similar to former president Donald Trump’s, but not as extreme. and  are evil in the eyes of SGS-ism.

and  are NOT supported by this ideology!

[[File:Councom.png]] Economics [[File:Auslibm.png]]
Basically, it’s laisses-faire market socialism in transition to council communism. Businesses would be run like a co-op or credit union, in which businesses would be run democratically by members and employees. They would compete with each other, with supply-and-demand still being a core principal. Eventually, the businesses would generate so much wealth that they would easily share it among the workers.

Then, decentralized worker councils would dominate the economy and decide how the new utopia should be run. Does Savage Granny Smith, the Conservative Christian Commie, think that this would actually work IRL? No, not really... Selfish human nature would hinder this idea from working, unless you could convince everyone to convert to Christianity and live culturally homogenous lifestyles, but that won't happen before the second coming of the savior!

[[File:Utsoc.png]] Social and Cultural Views [[File:ProtTheo.png]]
Savage Granny DOES believe in communism, as his new username suggests, but he is NOT a Marxist! How is that possible? Well, Marxism is a specific kind of communism (which in turn has its own sub-ideologies) that calls for a scientific approach to socialism, including the analysis of history being marked by perpetual class conflict. Although Savage Granny DOES believe that the working class has generally be exploited through the years, he is against this scientific analysis that claims class divide has been the main driving factor between most (or all) major conflicts in history. Instead, Savage Granny favors utopian socialism, and points to the ideas of Robert Owen, Charles Fourier, and of course, JESUS CHRIST of NAZARETH as his justification for his social beliefs surrounding socialism and communism.

Friends

 * [[File:Cdem.png]] Christian Democracy - Liberal democracy AND Christianity put together?! Count me in!
 * [[File:Christcom.png]] Christian Communism - I’m not really a fan of your revolutions, but you’re still a great comrade!


 * [[File:Marketsoc.png]] Market Socialism - Great economics!


 * [[File:Bernst.png]] Bernsteinism - Basically me, but as a libtard.
 * [[File:Civnat.png]] civic nationalism - You have the best immigration polices! Just ignore [[File:Pcb ethnonat icon.png]] ethnic and [[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] cultural nationalists when they call you a fake nationalist, and don’t worry about getting called a [[File:Fash.png]] fascist [[File:Nazi.png]] by globalists.
 * [[File:ConSocNat.png]] Veronism - Based conservative market socialism with communist sympathies! The nationalism is a bit too much, but otherwise, nice ideology!


 * [[File: NatProg.png]] Bull Moose Progressivism - Trust-busting? BASED! Living the strenuous life? BASED! Free, democratic elections? BASED! Clamping down on corruption? BASED! Just be more culturally right, and calm down with the imperialism!


 * [[File:Long.png]] Longism- SHARE THE WEALTH!!! NO MAN IMPOVERISHED!!! EVERY MAN A KING, BUT NO ONE WEARS A CROWN!!! ALL HAIL THE KINGFISH!!!


 * [[File:Classdeal.png]] Class Dealignment - My favorite centrist, which is really saying something...


 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism [[File: Demsocstar.png]] - Just be culturally conservative and you'll be perfect!

Frenemies

 * [[File:AshleyLarge.png]] AshleyHereism - You seem nice. I like the socialism and environmentalism, but everything else is hot garbage!
 * [[File:Atronism-icon.png]] Atronism - I love the communism, but you are far too progressive for my tastes!
 * South Floridian Socialism - I admire the liberal socialism, but you're too woke and too naive on economics! Like, most of your taxes are weird and impractical...
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - This is a strange ideology with economics that I don't agree with, but it's still a good ally in the march towards traditionally conservative culture!
 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyapersonism - Your support for civil liberties and Christianity is nice, but neoliberalism is NOT nice
 * Milkyism - Christianity? Conservatism? Dairy? Awesome! Capitalism? Welfare? Libertarianism/anarchism? NO thank you!
 * [[File:Silasicon.png]]Sílas Carrasco Thought - Conservative? Protestant? Nationalist? Environmentalist? Sweet! Capitalism? Monarchism? Bitter!
 * [[File:Liberalsoc.png]] Liberal Socialism - You have a lot of good ideas, but I’m afraid you won’t vote for me!
 * [[File:Conlib.png]] Conservative Liberalism - You think I’m a bit of a degenerate because of my economics and environmental regulations, but at least we agree on everything else...
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - To me, Trump was a very "meh" president. I admire his right-wing populism and some of his immigration policies, but I wish would've cracked down on large corporations more! He could've easily have become the next Huey Long, but he wasted his time hurling immature insults at other politicians instead... it was quite disappointing! He's still better than Biden, Obama, and Bush Jr., though (his political beliefs are better, NOT his immature personality!)...
 * [[File: Rpop.png]] Right-Wing Populism - I agree that cultural leftists are unfairly silencing conservative voices, but you have to realize that capitalism is a part of the problem! Corporations are silencing us, and they represent pink capitalism.
 * [[File: Lpop.png]] Left-Wing Populism - You represent the working people quite well, and I can respect that. However, too often you associate with cultural progressives and violent Marxists... NOT cool, man!


 * [[File:Synclib.png]] Syncretic Liberalism - Big tent parties are based, but centrists are not!
 * [[File:Zio.png]]  - Jerusalem shall by recognized as Israel's rightful capital, as Zechariah 8:3 upholds, but was it really necessary to take over the West Bank and the Gaza Strip?!
 * Daveism - Cool concept, but this ideology is just NOT for me IRL. I don’t like monarchies or Tsarism (although, a ceremonial monarchy could be nice!), but you did put me as a friend, so thank you!


 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christian Theocracy - I'm not really a fan of theocracies because of the corruption and forced conversion in the past, but I still support your fundamental beliefs.


 * [[File:ProtTheo.png]] Protestant Theocracy - If I had to pick a theocracy, it would be you.


 * [[File:Progconf.png]] Progressive Conservatism - What the heck are YOU supposed to be?!
 * Stalin.png Stalinism - Based conservative communism, and thank you for defeating [[File:Fash.png]] fascism[[File:Nazi.png]] on the Eastern Front! However, you are WAY TOO authoritarian, anti-democratic, and atheistic for my liking...
 * Castro.png Castroism - Castro was definitely one of the better Cold War communist leaders, but just like Stalin.png Stalinism, he was too anti-democratic and atheistic for me...


 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - Based cultural views, but why won't you get it through your thick skull that my ideology is NOT contradictory?!


 * [[File:Reactlib.png]] Reactionary Liberalism - Fellow lover of conservatism and democracy, but you also seem like a fascist capitalist...
 * [[File:MinnDistIcon.png]] Minnesotan Distributism - Distributism, cultural conservatism, and environmentalism are based, but you are too libertarian and anti-democratic for my liking. I also think that cultural reactionaries go a bit TOO far to the cultural right!
 * [[File:Tomassciism-icon.png]] Tomassciism - Socialism, environmentalism, and religion are based, but globalism and progressivism are NOT

Enemies

 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism - Pink capitalism?! Let me borrow Link's barf bucket!
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - Yes, racism is bad, SJWs are bad, and protecting the environment is good, but that’s pretty much all we agree on (but thank you for liking my name! 👍)
 * [[File:pixil-frame-0(27).png]] New Model Of Cheesenism - Islamic Fascism with vomit-wrenching characteristics! NO thanks!
 * [[File:Catheo.png]] - The Protestant Reformation was completely necessary! What are you talking about?!
 * - Capitalism? Atheism? Internationalism? Welfare? That's an IRREDEEMABLE recipe! Though, I do admire the democracy, populism and Georgism.
 * [[File:Airisu.png]] Airisuism - Sorry, not a fan (although we both dislike modern conservatism, but for different reasons).
 * Potashism - You’re kinda based, but since you won’t trust an auth-leftist like me, then we have to be enemies... that’s just the way the cookie crumbles!


 * [[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism - Yep, murdering babies is definitely a good idea... *sarcasm*


 * [[File:Muslim 2.png]] Islamic Theocracy - No thanks, sir... I'm good!


 * [[File:Nazi.png]] National Socialism - I'm glad we beat you in WW2!


 * [[File:Cfash.png]] Clerical Fascism - WHY must you make Christianity look so bad?


 * [[File:Monarcho-Fascism.png]] Monarcho-Fascism - Cool flag, but that's all you got going for you, buddy...


 * [[File:Obj.png]] Objectivism - An ideology that praises selfishness?! YUCK!


 * [[File:Altcentr.png]] Dead Centrism - NOPE!
 * NeoSajism - Progressive centrism? NO thanks!
 * Catarchy - Racism? Genocide? Dislike of tradition?! NASTY!
 * Mondialism - 🙄🤦‍♂️


 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - Get us out of Afghanistan and Syria, you jerk!


 * [[File:Prog.png]] Progressivism - YOU FOOLISH FOOL! Why can’t you be more like your father? Although, I love watching you argue with Neoconservatism


 * [[File:Pcb racenat icon.png]] Racial Nationalism - YOU NEED JESUS! Racism is BAD!

IDK Section (ideologies that are so confusing to me that I can’t formulate coherent opinions about them):

Conseilism

Orthodox Integrism

Tomjazzy How are you a Communist if you support market socialism? Do you want to transfer over into a none market system later on? The Conservative Christian Commie - Yes, I want to transition from a market socialist economy to a council communist economy. Look up Richard Wolffe's actual, unironic economic beliefs, because THAT is what I believe!

- Can you add me when you get the chance? I'll add back when I get the chance - User:The Conservative Christian Commie There you go, my dude! 😊

Add me my ideology is South Floridan socialism- tony567 User:The Conservative Christian Commie - There you go, Tony! 😊

Sílas Carrasco Thought - Can you add me? User:The Conservative Christian Commie - Done! 😊

Atronism - Hey there! Could you add me? User:The Conservative Christian Commie - There you go, my baby! Now, add Savage Granny.

- Greetings, would you be kind enough to add me? User:The Conservative Christian Commie - Consider it done, Ashley! 😊 Would you consider adding Savage Granny to your page? That would be appreciated! There you go, my baby! 😊 Would you like to add Savage Granny?
 * [[File:pixil-frame-0(27).png]] New Model Of Cheesenism - add me pls