Neo-Afunhumaninterism

Neo-Afunhumaninterism is the ideology of Afunhumaninter. It is an economically far-right, culturally right, and mostly cultural nationalist ideology that is the result of Afunhumaninter being "radicalized". It supports the Austrian school of economics, and supports a libertarian-esque classical liberal agenda.

Even though he does not identify as a Social Darwinist, he has been called one by Heinrich Cheung and SpinelessTrash.

[[File:Libcon.png]] Political Stances [[File:Property.png]]
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that the government should be confined to its constitutional limits. He believes that a higher level of federalism should be established in order to combat centralization and corruption at the federal level. He believes that government should be limited to the military, police, courts, and the preservation of select cultural values, making it primarily in the range of Paleolib.png Paleolibertarianism and Libcon.png Libertarian Conservatism.

Due to some recent polling on the real definitions of civic and cultural nationalisms, Neo-Afunhumaninterism is technically a Cultural Nationalism.png cultural nationalist, but he still has some influence from Civnat.png civic nationalism.

[[File:Abort.png]] Abortion
As a departurist, Neo-Afunhumaninterism self-identifies as anti-abortion (pro-life) and supports the overturning of Roe v Wade.

[[File:Sec.png]] Bureaucracy
He believes that bureaucracy should be privatized. Exceptions are the police, the courts, the law, the military, and the NSA. He believes that privatizing bureaucratic organizations is necessary for destroying special interests and reducing corruption. This includes the CDC, the FDA, and the FBI. According to him, these three organizations are saturated with special interests and corruption. He is not technically a minarchist. He opposes excessive bureaucracy because government-run bureaucracy is not accountable to the people.

[[File:Bhl.png]] Bodily Autonomy
He opposes prostitution for the reason that prostitutes are usually forced. He supports hormone therapy, reassignment surgery (for adults), and plastic surgery legalization, even though he discourages reassignment surgery and hormone therapy. He is not a radical bodily autonomy person like he used to be. LGBT, pornography, masturbation, and free love are all considered unlikable. He opposes euthanasia, while supporting the legalization of some to most drugs. And marijuana.

[[File:Capitalism.png]] Economics [[File:Austrobert.png]]
He supports laissez-faire capitalism. He supports the privatization of most bureaucracies to avoid corruption. He strongly supports the complete dissolving of the welfare state and believes that private charities are a far better way to help the poor. Economically, he is an ultra-capitalist and also supports the gold standard. He also believes that the Fed and the central banking are harmful to the economy and would be better abolished. He also supports American autarky and self-sufficience as he believes inter-dependence erodes away at America's ability to become and stay a world power. This does not mean he is in favor of tariffs, because he believes free trade is better than having tariffs on goods.

In terms of Social Darwinism, Neo-Afunhumaninterism supports extreme competition in the economy. Even though he doesn't self-identify as Social Darwinist, he does support it somewhat.

[[File:Gay.png]] [[File:Les.png]] LGBT [[File:Bix.png]] [[File:Trans.png]]
He supports traditional marriage and believes that all physical sports sponsored by the state should always recognize your biological sex at birth. He believes that any same-sex unions that exist will be not recognized. He opposes same-sex adoption and trans adoption. Besides these, LGBT people are free. Oh, but he also believes that a business should have the absolute right to deny a wedding or a wedding cake to a homosexual couple.

[[File:Ageism.png]] Ageism [[File:Adult.png]]
Allow all people to possess the same sized megaphone. Adults have 500m range? Kids get it too. He supports some but not much ageism. He supports age of consent. He believes that COPPA is bad and that it is an unnecessary evil that just infringes on the First Amendment. He believes that voting age is a necessary evil and that children should not be able to get gender reassignment without parental consent. He also believes in children's legal liberation (for the most part) and that children should be able to sign a legally binding contract (most of the time). Businesses should be free to deny children the right to sign a contract that involves them. He believes children should be able to sue only in cases where it is rational to sue and not just a silly complaint (like sueing a parent for not allowing him to play gta or something). Thus, he believes children's legal cases should go through a long process of validation to ensure that they are not dumb.

[[File:American Model Icon.png]] American Constitutionalism
He supports that the country must strictly follow the Constitution, including the 1st, 2nd and 13th amendments. He also supports adding term limits for senators and representatives in government.

[[File:Anticom.png]] Anti-Communism
He is a synthesis capitalist and believes that economic right ideologies should unite to overthrow communism and leftism. He believes that economic right unity should be achieved. This may be hard, as ideologies like Lex.png Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism would rather support libertarian socialists than authoritarian capitalists.

[[File:Bidenism.png]] Current Events [[File:Trumpism.png]]
He believes that Biden won the Democratic nomination and the election unfairly because of intervention from China. He also believes that Covid-19 may have been synthesized in a laboratory by the Chinese as well.

[[File:Covidism-icon.png]] COVID-19
He believes that mask mandates and social distancing are a disgrace to the country as a whole and that they are a suicide mission for America's economy if implemented in full. He believes that a lack of mask mandates will forward innovation in the private sector. He also thinks that social distancing and masks do not help in the battle against COVID-19. He believes that individual freedom is very important, even in cases of crisis. He believes that wearing a mask or distancing from another should be the choice of the individual.

He also holds an individualist/proprietarian stance on shot mandates; he believes that it is a personal choice.

[[File:Imp.png]] American Expansionism
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that private companies should be allowed and able to expand American territory. He believes that the United States, together with the private sector, can go to war against another country if Congress says so. He believes that the private sector should be able to expand America by making artificial islands. He believes that a private company should be able to take to space if the company wants. He believes that the government should not fund a company to imperialize except if the government really thinks that we need to expand. He also believes that the British Empire would be a good model and that Rudyard Kipling was based.

He also believes that "American Empire" contracts between private businesses and the government should require both parties to not use imperial units.

Seasteading
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that sea steading should be legal if a private company wants to do so. He believes that people should have a choice if they want to seastead or not. He supports seasteading, even if it may infringe on fishing zones or wildlife habitats. He also believes that the government wants to fish at a seastead, the government must pay the seastead.

[[File:Metricf.png]] Metrication [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]]
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that metrication should be encouraged, but not mandated. He believes that the metric system as a whole will improve America, especially in the field of trade and immigration. He states that the government should use metric in trade, but he believes that the private sector should be free of regulations regarding metric and imperial units.

Since Neo-Afunhumaninterism is a believer in strong federalism, states can enforce voluntary or mandatory metrication. (Mandatory metrication under a state or city in Neo-Afunhumaninterism just means mandatory inclusion of metric units.) Since the Constitution gives Congress to "fix the standard of weights and measurement", Congress will fix the standards of weights and measurements to SI, but not enforce it. States will not be able to enforce mandatory anti-metrication.

He is also strongly against dozenalism and any number base that is not base 10. (exceptions would be in computers, where binary, octal, and hexadecimal are good). He does not enforce base-10 on the people, but he also thinks that all international trade and government-related deals must be in hard base 10.

Children are considered significantly more influenceable and malleable than adults under the Neo-Afunhumaninterist philosophy/framework, so ideally, children would be taught metric when they are young. Also, children should not feel so economically restricted in order that children would feel more free economically; ideally, this would cause the consumer demand for metric to increase.

He believes that the government should encourage metrication and that businesses should start promoting metric. As the benefits of metric are seen nationwide (and worldwide!), companies would begin going metric. After enough time, metric companies will outcompete imperial companies and the population will be in favor of metric. (Ideal implementation)

Tighter Government Eligibility
In contrast to America today, Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that all people who apply for federal government positions must be American-born. For presidency position, he believes that the person must be American-born, and at least one of his parents must be American-born as well. Qualifications for state or local government positions are to be determined by the state or local municipality.

Regarding [[File:Hoppef.png]] Eyzko
Neo-Afunhumaninterism states that Eyzko should be continued to be blocked from the main PCB discord and the PCB wikis until he turns thirteen years old. If he misbehaves to a certain extent after that, he should be blocked for a long time if not permanently.

On the PCBAMH server, he should not be granted mod perms, but he should still be allowed to participate. He does not support doxxing phone numbers or addresses.

Regarding [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] TheGhostOfInky
TheGhostOfInky is based as a moderator, even if his political beliefs are severely under par. He should continue to be a moderator until he resigns.

Regarding [[File:LARP.png]] LARPers
LARPers should not be allowed any significant positions in any mod team. This includes Plenderplar, MatmajTHM, Game2Winter, and Oiboioi. They should be encouraged to seek help and not be given moderator perms for the duration of their larp.

Regarding [[File:Quarkism.png]] Quark
Quark should be unbanned from the PCB discord server. Ideally, Quark would be treated like any other user.

[[File:Vesselism_icon.png]] Page Purge
He believes that a purge of the wiki's most barebone pages is only acceptable if it is necessary for the wiki to stay up.

[[File:Cambrian.png]] Geological Stances [[File:Christy.png]]
"DISCLAIMER: I still have not yet solidified these. They may be subject to change."

[[File:Humanismpix.png]] Regarding the Holocene
The Holocene is extremely short compared to other epochs. It is only ~11,700 years (b2k) long; he believes the three ages should be fused due to how short they are. He also believes that the "Anthropocene" should be the second age after the first Holocene age. After enough time has passed, ages should be fused until they begin to match the size of the ages within the Pleistocene. He believes that the gap that spans the time from 1950 to the present should be called the "Anthropocene" due to humanity's effect on the world as a whole. The Holocene should not end until some (hundreds of thousands or) millions of years have passed, the Quaternary should not end until many more millions of years have passed, the Cenozoic should not end until many tens of millions of years have passed, and the Phanerozoic should not end until many more hundreds of millions of years have passed.

Of course this is simply an ideal, but the current system works almost equally as well.

[[File:Metricf.png]] Flood Arguments
Imptards can go cry a bit more since this section is filled with metric units

He believes there was a large flood near the Mesopotamian area many thousands of years ago; the people who lived there had never seen a heavy rain in their lives. On the other hand, he does not support the notion of a global flood.

The Earth's oceans carry approximately 1.5 billion cubic kilometers (~1,500,000,000 km3) of water, and the oceans account for approximately 97.5% of the Earth's water supply. A global flood would require approximately 4.5 billion cubic kilometers (~4,500,000,000 km3), and this number was calculated under the assumption that the earth has a radius of 6,371 kilometers.

A sphere made of pure water that would be 4.5 billion cubic kilometers would be approximately 1,024 kilometers in radius. A ball of liquid water this size would be approximately 10 times more voluminous than the largest Asteroid Belt object. Such an object would only be about 160 kilometers shy of Pluto in radius.

The atmosphere contains approximately thirteen thousand cubic kilometers (13,000 km3) of water. Even if the average relative humidity is as low as 30%, the atmosphere would be able to hold as much as only approximately 43,000 km3 of water. If the atmosphere were one hundred times heavier than it is now, it would be able to only hold an extremely small fraction of the 4.5 billion km3 needed for a global deluge (~4.3 million km3, or only ~0.000956%); the atmosphere would be so dense that life as we know it would burn up. The average cumulus cloud contains about 500 total kiloliters (~500 kL or 0.0000005 km3) of water.

[[File:JewTheo.png]] The Six Days
He believes that the first photons, water, algae, celestial bodies, trilobites, and land animals were created in that order (OEC). He believes that the first water came to Earth approximately 3.8 billion years ago (~3.8 Ga). The first algae and celestial bodies came very soon after (perhaps within 24hr). The first sea and land animals were created somewhat before the Cambrian began, and humans were created thousands of years before the present (preferably before the Holocene). These "days", or eras of time ("yom" can mean either an era of time or a 24hr period), may overlap. For example, the first birds, characteristic of the fifth time period, came into being within the Cretaceous. Dinosaurs lived from 250 to 65 million years ago; trilobites lived from 540 to 250 million years ago.

[[File:AstatineStandard.png]] Radioactive Isotope Dating
He believes that radiometric dating is accurate if done right. There should be a hierarchy of radioactive dating methods from most reliable to least reliable. It should go something like this:


 * 1) Most reliable: Solid-solid where the daughter product is not the most common for its element
 * 2) Solid-solid
 * 3) Solid-gas or gas-solid where the gas is not really common
 * 4) Solid-gas
 * 5) Least reliable: Gas-gas

The decay constant of a radioactive isotope is essentially constant, so if done right, radioactive dating is accurate. Radioactive dating can be reliably used to date rock layers or fossils.

Carbon-14 dating is not as reliable as dendrochronology for dating things out in the open because it is easy to contaminate; nitrogen is the most common gas in the atmosphere.

Alternative_Idea_Jingoism.png Arguments Against Evolution
He does not believe in Darwinian evolution. There are no transitional fossils in the fossil record. We do not see transitional creatures running around the place.

He does not believe in the notion that we humans evolved from apes or monkeys. The "Lucy" skeleton was clearly made from the bones of humans and animals made to look convincing.

Nonetheless, he believes in micro-evolution (variation). When you leave two organisms of opposite sexes on an island with no other partners, they will multiply and diversify. Bacteria and viruses also have some form of "evolution". If you give a standard pool of bacteria an antibiotic, some will survive and "evolve" to become immune to the antibiotic. These are called superbugs.

Relations

 * -|Ideologies=

Friends

 * [[File:NeoEnl.png]] - Dang, one of the most based things to exist.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - Conservatism is based. The Austrian School of economics is based. But combining them is a very based decision. And thank you for being the flag of my picrew.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] - Too bad that the fraud only limited you to one term. Make America Great Again!
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraftism - I unironically play this.
 * [[File:Capitalism.png]] - The only functional economic ideology. Every other economic system becomes a Venezuela.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christianity - Without you, I would have never been drawn to PragerU. You taught me a very good foundation that led to my current ideas. I would be a very annoying progressive if it weren't for you.
 * [[File:Christianright.png]] Christian Right - You've set a foundation for all of my other beliefs. Without you, I would be a communist. The cultural left has done far too much damage for us to keep silent; we need MORE Christian conservative voices!
 * [[File:PCB-CCC.png]] Capitalist Christian Conservatism - Christian Conservatism but even cooler! (Christian Right has always been capitalist)
 * [[File:ANSDACK.png]] ANSDALCK - When I first proposed you on the PCBA forum I already know this would be BASED. So funny how JoeyFloppa drew you.
 * [[File:Floppa.png]] Floppaism - I do think this is based. Based. Anyone with a working brain will know that you're based.
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - ...Shall not be infringed.
 * [[File:Mises Instituteism.png]] Mises Instituteism - I do like your mission; you are quite based, my man!
 * [[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] - You're based. Nationality is determined by cultural values and the British Empire showed that clearly.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - I do find empires and colonization quite based.
 * [[File:Antidemolismf.png]] Anti-Demolismism - Keep blocking Demolism!
 * [[File:Clib.png]] - Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Very based indeed.
 * FreedomToonsism - Funny show.
 * [[File:Afunflop.png]] AfunFloppaism - My favorite ideological derivative.
 * [[File:ModerAdult.png]] Moderate Adultism - I find problems with both mainstream adultism and childism. This is BASED as a middle ground that eliminates the problems of the former two.
 * Ultrarightism - Sometimes can get a bit too edgy or racist but you're quite based as compared to moderate rightists.
 * [[File:Indiv.png]] Individualism - One of my favorite philosophies.
 * [[File:Heterometric.png]] Heterosexual Metricism - Heterosexuality and SI are based. And you're also the flag of my pride month picrew.
 * [[File:Acoppa.png]] Anti-COPPAism - Depriving children of basic human rights must be countered.
 * [[File:Pronatalismf.png]] Pronatalism - See above.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] - I want to preserve traditions and freedom!
 * [[File:Antipan.png]] Anti-Pansexualism - I have the capacity to not hate bisexuality but I, for some reason, frown heavily upon pansexuality.
 * [[File:Metricf.png]] Metricism - The best system of measurement.
 * [[File:SIAcc.png]] Metric Accelerationism [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]] (Right) - Remove all businesses that persist in their use of retard measures. Naturally.
 * [[File:Univgravf.png]] Universal Attractionism - #UniversalGravitation, #UniversalGravitation, #UniversalGravitation! (100% unironic)
 * [[File:Antiabort.png]] Anti-Abortionism - #DownWithAbortion
 * [[File:Washington.png]] Washingtonism - Excellent general, model, and first president.
 * [[File:Adultmetric.png]] Metric Adultism - I simply enjoyed trolling Eyzko with this, that immature imptard.

Friends (ish)

 * [[File:Metrickid.png]] Metric Childism - Childism would not exactly work but I have to admit children are quite malleable to the metric selection machine.
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] - You are similar to me but you're a monarchist and you somewhat a bit too far on cultural conservatism. And you're also kinda weird. Based tho And I do simp for you by making picrews with your flags.
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] - I do share a lot in common with you, and I also wouldn't mind being called a Darwinist. You're a bit too wacky for me, though.
 * [[File:Mesocon.png]] Pragerism - You're based-ish but I know the alt-right isn't on the left and Hitler wasn't of the left.
 * [[File:4chan.png]] Anonism - I never knew how based 4chan is until I discovered Q. And Pepe is a great meme although I've never used it much.
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - I've fantasized about helicopters in Minecraft. This ideology is actually, based. Exception is that statism isn't the answer to communism.
 * [[File:Ultranat.png]] - You're somewhat wacky for me, but that's okay. Also, most people give you a bad name because Fash.png he ruined your name.
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] - My april fools' larp. Tbh, reactionarism is kinda weird but I do like your ideas.
 * [[File:Reactaustrobert.png]] Austroreactionarism - Reactionarism is kinda weird but I do think you're pretty cool since you're like Austrocon.
 * [[File:Reactmin.png]] Reactionary Minarchism - Reactionarism is kinda weird but establishing a minarchy is based.
 * [[File:Racist Honk.png]] Coon Satirism - Edgy Altright humor is fun, but don't take it to the point of violence or vandalism.
 * [[File:Rightac.png]] Right-Accelerationism - My favorite accelerationist. Best way to kill socialism. And also, "Economic Darwinism" is a very nice name. I'll just say...Let's go!
 * [[File:Neoreb.png]] Neo-Rebelism - Kinda like Kranoterism but less crazy.
 * [[File:Cambrian.png]] Cambrianism - I guess?

Frenemies

 * [[File:Altr.png]] - You're based but you're also a bit weird for me and have some racy-ish ideas.
 * [[File:QAnonism.png]] QAnonism - Some absurd stuff here but radicalizing the right is based.
 * [[File:Jorg.png]] Jorgensenism - Your laissez-faire economic policy is good, but a lot of things, meh.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] - If it weren't for the welfare, you'd be based.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - Your economic system is based, but this is what you get when it is merged with a radical Marxist agenda.
 * [[File:NaziFloppa.png]] National JoeyFloppaism - This guy is way too authoritarian and maybe antisemitic, but your economic stances are like, based.
 * [[File:Nazcapf.png]] - You're very authoritarian and a bit antisemitic, but we're economically pretty close.
 * [[File:Postsystem.png]] Post-Systemism - My ideological cousin who is a total sodomite. The only good thing about you is that you like the Austrian school of economics.
 * [[File:Flopg.png]] Floppagender Pride - Xenogenders are not my thing but Floppa is based nevertheless.
 * [[File:Furry.png]] Furryocracy - I've never been a furry, but I'm sad that you've been smeared as a sexaholic. I know your culture is not all about sex. Same reason why Polcompball is not about sex. But how this page is; I know this is not the real furry culture. This page is an agendapost. A sexaholic furry culture would be unbased. Zoophilia is terminally cringe no matter what; I do not think furry culture is zoophilic.
 * [[File:Plrc.png]] Paleoreactionarism - There are many things based about you, but please shut up on your saying that the Enlightenment was a mistake because most of it wasn't. I guess I can find more similarities than differences between the two of us.
 * [[File:Rwsjw.png]] Right-Wing SJW - I think you're so based, even though you're a racist. But videogames and blacks do not comprise most of society's problems. It's SJW.webp them.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] - Even though you're a bit communist, and you let COVID attack the world as well as rig the 2020 election, you're capitalist enough for my tastes. And your "firewall" is trash.
 * [[File:RegCap.png]] Regulationist Capitalism - Capitalism is quite based, but this? Regulation is always bad. At least you're not as bad as Socdem.png him.
 * [[File:DemcrR.png]] Right-Democratism - Still a bit cringe but at least he knows the benefits of capitalism.
 * [[File:Wflop.png]] White JoeyFloppaism - You have good intentions, and I see you want to preserve American culture. It would be better if you stopped thinking blacks can't make America great, too.
 * [[File:Bflop.png]] Black JoeyFloppaism - JoeyFloppaism is based, but stop saying that we must eliminate the white race. All races should be equally treated by the government.
 * [[File:Noodleland.png]] Authoritarian Capitalist Minecraftian Rejectionism - Way too strict on many things, and you ruined the netherite spawn rate while you're at it. I wasn't offended when you took over the second PCB server, but I do like your new one, thanks. And I learned that you hate netherite standards.
 * [[File:Systemism.png]] Systemism - Acceptable but I was really naive back then.
 * [[File:Civnat.png]] - Run on the mill patriotism. You're based, but having the same rights doesn't mean the same nationality.
 * [[File:Lib.png]] - Liberalism has always been somewhat based until radicals ruined it.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - Too idealistic to actually work, but tbh, I can relate to you pretty well.
 * [[File:Simpflop.png]] SimpFloppaism - Precisely what everyone on the left thinks of me.
 * [[File:Moder.png]] - Bruh. You're good in terms of ageism but in terms of economics? Cancer.
 * [[File:Adult.png]] Adultism - Why do people have to be so illogical and unfair is my question.
 * [[File:Childism.png]] Childism - Okay, express yourself freely, just don't vote! Proceeds to indoctrinate kids with the Metric System as part of Right-SI/Acc
 * [[File:Subgenius.png]] Subgenius - Capitalism is based but you've made some really weird…cult out of it.
 * Kiloliterism - I don't like abortion or mandated cooming, but filling a tank with SJW tears just shows how far we've gone.
 * [[File:Unibert.png]] Universal Libertarianism - Children should be given more rights than they get now, and libertarianism is also good. But you're somewhat Kak as well.
 * [[File:United Russia.png]] Putinism - I do like conservatism, capitalism and Trumpism; just cool it off with that anti-LGBTQ censorship. And I can say for sure that you are a lot better than Orthlen.png the other Vladimir.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - WASP Christian ethics and conservatism are good, it's just you're a bit hardcore at times and that you hate spreading democracy worldwide. The Alt-Right is meh-ish.
 * [[File:Rebelism.png]] Rebelism - Very authoritarian and acts really weird around videogames but at least you want to preserve tradition and some free markets.
 * [[File:Cybpunk.png]] Cyberpunk 2077ism - I like liberty, capitalism, and tech but you're also too unrestrained in sexual terms and customizing the length of your penis is transgender propaganda.
 * [[File:AdultChem.png]] Chemical Adultism (regular) - I would not arrest teens for smoking or drinking but shut the borders to the cartels trying to get the kids high.
 * [[File:Culutranat.png]] Cultural Ultranationalism - Has an appeal to me but I'm not giving up my meters and liters for this.
 * [[File:Puritan.png]] Puritan Theocracy - Very statist for me and anti-individualist but purifying the Church from within is based. (the Pilgrims were also based) And waking sleeping pew-warmers with thorns is uber funni. (And you helped found the United States, even mroe based)
 * Evil-Afunhumaninterism - When natural selection is taken way out of context and way too far.
 * [[File:SIAcc.png]] Metric Accelerationism [[File:Left-SIAcc.png]] (Left) - Workers' unions and mass strikes are bad. FREE MARKET METRIK CAPITALISM!!
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] State Metricism - You may have good intentions, but as always, good intentions aren't everything.
 * Neo-Unspokeism - I guess you might be half a millimeter better than AquaHeart now, but you're still an Unsp*ke, just saying.

Barely Enemies

 * [[File:Antiinky.png]] Inkybusterism - Inky best mod. (Except for joey) I do like silly chimpism tho.
 * [[File:Bckcap.png]] Bookchin Capitalism - Bruh moment
 * [[File:Cball-Portugal.png]] Portuguese Model - I like Inky, moderate adultism, and metric, but other than those, you're a social liberal retard.
 * [[File:Khrushchev.png]] - I hate your ideology except that you de-[[File:Stalin.png]]  the USSR and freed the author that was exercising his freedom of speech. And you will not "bury us".
 * [[File:Colum.png]] Columbinism - I never condone mass murder but I can relate to some of the entries a lot more than I can relate to whoever put Roe v Wade into effect. (R rated movies on cable, freedom of speech, and underage smoking) And seriously, you needed to touch the grass.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] - Your philosophy is kinda extreme, and anarchism is unrealistic.
 * [[File:AdultChem.png]] Chemical Adultism (meme version) - Funni aftermath. The trolling was too far there
 * [[File:PZNChristy.png]] PZNC Christianity - ChrINOs who'd just ruin Christianity.
 * [[File:Radcambrian.png]] Radical Cambrianism - How Cambrianism could go wrong.

Enemies

 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - Most incompetent leader of America over the last 245 years. And seriously, why did you need to fix 2020?
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - Masked socialist.
 * [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - Worker's right? You're a...socialist!
 * [[File:Pcba twit.png]] Twitter - Stop censoring conservatives.
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Youtubeism - Biden's win is FAIR?! And forcing that on the people as well!? See above.
 * [[File:Techsoclib.png]] Techno-Social Liberalism - Almost as bad as [[File:Techsocdem.png]] SajZeal Model. Liberal.
 * [[File:Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Stalinism-Sajadism-Edwinism-Overbism-Fascism-Ecologism.png]] MLMSSEOFE - What is this communistic sorcery?
 * [[File:Fuenteism.png]] Fuenteism - 3rd positionist nazi fashoid? NO.
 * [[File:Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusterism - I do like JoeyFloppa, and thus, you need to go.
 * [[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism - Yes, let's kill 800 babies a day. :sarcasm:
 * [[File:Bidenreich.png]] Bidenreichism - You're just Authoritarian Bidenism.
 * - You're a communist. Islamist.
 * [[File:Harris.png]] Harrisism - HAHA ERIC HARRIS HAHA Racist VP. But at least you're 1% more compentent than Biden.
 * [[File:Ramranch.png]] Ram Ranch Model - No thanks.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - The bane of my existence. Marx and Hitler were my least favorite Germans.
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - I have one word for this. Cringe.
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Sexocracy - All you do is exploit women for POWER!?
 * [[File:Sanders.png]] Sandersism - Socialist. All he wanted to do was elect abortionist judges and form a collectivist society based off of worker's rights. Anyways, radical worker's rights are a mistake, and it just leads to lower production rates.
 * [[File:Synd.png]] - Labor unions are the WORST unions. Businesses should be FREE to do whatever they want with them, and no whiney SJW can change that fact!
 * [[File:Welf.png]] - Our economy would be far better without this. All you do is let a bunch of fat people just milk the system for free government money? DAMMIT YOU!
 * [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratism - Oh wow, such corrupt kindergendered people in our government.
 * [[File:DemcrL.png]] Left-Democratism Democratism but honest with even more filth and cringe to it.
 * [[File:Heterophobe.png]] Heterophobia - Isn't this VHEMT?
 * [[File:BigCon.png]] The C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y. - You're just like Ingsoc but a lot more cursed and weird.
 * [[File:Discordianism.png]] Discordianism - Very much like the [[File:Plen.png]] larper INGSOC on the wiki but quite cursed and maybe like [[File:Azathothf.png]] Azathoth.
 * [[File:RationalWikism.png]] RationalWikism - Dumbass cringe ultra-progressive SJWS. You're page on adultism was more cringe than based. You seriously hate our side so much, especially when you called the Mises Institute a racist organization.
 * [[File:EconInflate.png]] Economic Inflationism - Stop ruining our economy and our currency, you Keynesian.
 * [[File:Hyperinflate.png]] Hyperinflationism - Same as above but has the potential to do damage very quickly.
 * Anti-Misesism - You are all socialists!
 * [[File:Keynes.png]] - Laissez-faire economics are needed for a prosperous country.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - You ruined [[File:Ultranat.png]]  using your collective rhetoric.
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - Commie trans fascism? Bruh
 * Rational Adultism - Adultism gone rancid.
 * [[File:Ecomarx.png]] Ecological Marxism - Marxism just got worse.
 * [[File:PgAntiquitism.png]][[File:KAntiquitism.png]][[File:JAntiquitism.png]][[File:TAntiquitism.png]][[File:PAntiquitism.png]] Prehistoric Ideologies [[File:CAntiquitism.png]][[File:DAntiquitism.png]][[File:SAntiquitism.png]][[File:OAntiquitism.png]][[File:ꞒAntiquitism.png]] - I don't want to abolish humanity. I want to go forward, not backward.
 * [[File:Feel.png]] Feelism - SJWoid.
 * [[File:Intersectionality-icon.png]] Intersectionality - See above.
 * [[File:Boobah Blue.png]] Boohbah Occultism - A stupid cult made out of an old British TV show?
 * [[File:Bckchn.png]] Bookchin Communalism - Ecoauth is an oxymoron? And also, you're quite dumb.
 * [[File:Corporatism.png]] Corporatism - Seriously? Government should not be owning companies. Need I say more?
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - Nationalist but really screwed the concept, thanks to your genocide.
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] - Rather have the above than you.
 * [[File:Altleft.png]] Alt-Left - Just a bunch of triggered black nationalists to see here, as well as homocrats, transarchs, and cultural marxists. Nothing else to see here.
 * [[File:National SJW.png]] National SJW - See above but you'd most likely perform genocide against straight white men.
 * [[File:Hsjw.png]] Hyper-SJWism - Crybaby.
 * [[File:Supadult.png]] Super-Adultism - The worst form of adultism.
 * National Airisuism - You're somehow worse than Airisu already is.
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] - No freedom of religion? No. Just no.
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] - Really cringe just like any communist; I'd easily prefer the United Russia.png the other Vladimir to you.
 * [[File:GTA.png]] Grand Theft Autoism - Can't believe people play this sh*t. Just remember the old San Ans.
 * [[File:Panauth.png]] Panarchy - Seems like finally someone's sexuality would sway my vote. (ideally, if I were to vote)
 * Socialist State Liberalism - Living hell.
 * [[File:Pinkchild.png]] Pink Childism - Isn't this just Anarcho-Epsteinism in a childist facade?
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Eugenicism - But why?
 * [[File:Dozenal.png]] Dozenalism - Metric is great.
 * [[File:PZNCism.png]] PZNCism - I really do not condone your ideology but I'm not a terrorist. And age of consent laws are good. Cope harder.
 * [[File:Sameness.png]] Sameness - Isn't this just 1984 all over again?
 * [[File:Imptard.png]] Imperial Retard - Highly inefficient measures that are simply very dumb at heart. It's archaic and outdated. Long Live Meters and Kilograms!
 * Ultra-Anti-Metrication - Better to not live in society if this is the case.
 * [[File:3WF.png]] Third-Wave Feminism - Why do you want to live a slut lifestyle?
 * Unspokeism - I might not like AquaHeart but you're a pathetic loser to simp China. Happy 2013 was your time of danger.
 * [[File:Anticambrian.png]] Anti-Cambrianism - CAN'T YOU REALIZE RADIOMETRIC DATING ACTUALLY WORKS?! Sometimes I wish the Creation 6000-year-earth Museum Propaganda Centre would just shut down.
 * -|Self-Inserts=

Friends

 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - 99% based.
 * [[File:Jd2824.png]] Jd2842ism - You're really based but support monarchy, moderatism, and the imperial units.
 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyapersonism - Edgy-Wholesome Opposite Unity.
 * [[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] Gabrialduffeyism - You're slightly more authoritarian and not as rightist at me but you're still good.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Can be really edgy at times but is really cool as always.
 * [[File:Neopolfaxism-icon.png]] Neo-Polfaxism - Better than before but based as usual.
 * [[File:Milky.png]] Dylanism (original) - You were based while you lasted. You were kinda moderate but also based at the same time.
 * [[File:ShackleismBall.png]] Shackleism - You're a tad more culturally extreme than I am, but this was epic all from the start.
 * [[File:oindorni-icon-new.png]] Coindornism - Very based and redpilled.

Friends (ish)

 * [[File:Sbolt.png]] Sbolt-ism - You're cool but you're a bit too extreme, even for me.
 * [[File:Afun.png]] Afunhumaninterism - The old me. Thinks that prostitution abuse is OK and is not a fan of privatizing so much of our inefficient bureaucracy. Even if I've never actually read theory yet, I can tell you that I was still kinda naive when I had this ideology, just not as naive as Systemism.png I was in February 2020. And I wasn't a real Austrianist either.
 * [[File:North.png]] Northzrnism - Uber based libertarian. You have a problem with your cultural leftism, but you don't see it as being too important, so you're pretty cool. And you're a rightist, too.
 * [[File:ONL.png]] One Nation Libertarianism - You're okay but you believe in monarchy. I see you also like Austrian-school economics, and I'm happy you ditched LVT.
 * Consepitalism - Haha! Beat you at the bet! Better than Conseilism tbh.
 * [[File:AncapFash.png]] Kinipkism - You're more based than I thought, but thinking that fascism will lead to anarchy is somewhat relatable as well, but you oppose enlightenment thought which is, meh. But at least, in typical LibRight fashion, we can all unite against the forces of the left.
 * [[File:Chimp.png]] Silly Chimpism - You're like the OG Metbolism and are quite based; I do respect your ultranationalism. And you do have some weird ideas, like monarchism.
 * Neo-Jd2842ism - Wokeness is absolute cringe but I can't believe you've been disillusioned with capitalism. Please don't tell me you're becoming socialist or corporatist.
 * [[File:Craupatkin.png]] Craupatkinism - Pretty based tbh but stop calling me an ML.
 * [[File:SynthBall.png]] Synthesis Right Minarchism - Rightism and minarchism are based but you're also kinda weird.
 * [[File:EthicDarwin.png]] Ethical Darwinism - Some based concepts but in terms of culture, but you do take it way too far.
 * [[File:Milky.png]] Dylanism - You were so much better before, but this is still based due to you economic and civil ideas. I wish you stayed with what you were before.
 * [[File:Typicalfan icon.png]] Typicalfan1ism - I like you but I prefer American nationalism and libertarianism.
 * [[File:BaseKranoNew.png]] Kranoterism - Kinda extreme and also a sympathizer with NazTrad but I have to admit National Liberalism and Ultranationalism are cool.
 * Truthism - May be an undercover QAnonite but is good in terms of political stances.
 * [[File:ChristConservF.png]] SomeCrusaderism - You are not Kakistocracy, and I do strongly value assimilation and strong anti-regulationism. But besides that, epik based.
 * [[File:TypicalFan2.png]] TypicalFan1 Thought - Pain writing style and tariffs, but overall not a bad pick.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Lex.png]] Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism - You're extremely cringe because you're an anarchist, a noveltist, and a globalist. And the fact that you are a synthesis anarchist makes it even worse. And I'm also very pissed off and sick of you calling me a fascist statist. But at least you're a capitalist, which is one redeemable facet about you.
 * [[File:Wasp.png]] Waspism - Kinda moderate on economic issues. Your cultural values are based, but you're also a land communist and a RINO.
 * [[File:Greenminpcb.png]] Green Minarchism - Based government size and economy (maybe), but everything else is just Marxist propaganda.
 * [[File:CzechIdeal.png]] Czech Idealism - I like your nationalism and capitalism, but you hate democracy and may have gone a bit too far on the conservatism.
 * [[File:Nothisispatrick.png]] Daveism - I support a republican system of government and a laissez-faire capitalist economy. So Guild Socialism is CRINGE!!! You're a hater of degenerates which is a redeemable thing about you. And you like the Christian Right which is good, too.
 * [[File:NeoYori.png]] Neo-Yoriism - I do think a lot of your praxis is amazing, but when it comes to culture, take a shower. Keep it up with the ancap though; that's based.
 * [[File:TDRH.png]] TDRHism - Some of your concepts are based, but you are a globalist and a moderate anti-abortionist. Your economic stances are also far too watered-down for society to function right, like minimum wage? Minimum wage and government spending/taxation are just impediments between us and the form of market I desire.
 * [[File:MeriPat.png]] Meridian Paternalism - You have some based takes and you also hate land taxes like me, but you are too far on the parentism and you believe in family nationalism rather than civic/cultural nationalism. And thank you for putting me in B.
 * [[File:PirTail.png]] PirateTailism - I do like your libertarianism and your laissez-faire capitalism, but you're one to be a coomer and a hippie as well.
 * [[File:NEOMETBOL.png]] Neo-Metbolism - You like cultural rightism which is based but the concept of Anarcho-Syndicalism is BAD. And I'm happy this madness is over btw.
 * [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] Inkyism - Bad ideology, based moderator.
 * [[File:N-Self.png]] Neo-Selfism - Your morals aren't the best and noveltism is cursed, but I do sympathize with the individualist/egoist part of it. Take a shower.
 * [[File:Conseil.png]] Conseilism - Like Neo-Metbolism but statist. And also has based takes on American imperialism.
 * [[File:Denisism-icon.png]] Socialist Peacedomism - Conservatism based, Socialism cringe.
 * - Free speech and metrication are based but banning religion is cringe.
 * [[File:Sin.png]] Waffleofthefuturism - Somewhat based and somewhat cringe (like your racism). I do appreciate your liking of the Austrian school.
 * [[File:Neolibbert.png]] Neoliberaltarianism - I assume you're better than before, but you're cringe btw.
 * [[File:Immorox.png]] Immorxism - We disagree on most things but congratulations, you're a conservative.
 * [[File:AgorButterPixelBall.png]] Agora Butterism - Weird but is based individualist. And finally happy to see you not a leftist anymore. And you should know why I also agree with Bsaheed and Polfax that abortion is bad.
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - Even if you're an imperialist, you still are a f*scist and a progressive. But at least you're better than a socialist. Happy you dumped the autocracy. I suppose you're just, just ok.
 * [[File:NeoBingo.png]] Neo-Bingoism - Preserving traditions is good but why socialism and monarchy? I could have put you lower but you're better than you used to be.
 * [[File:Hoppef.png]] Eyzko - The main reason why I do not trust 11- and 12-year-olds in politics so much.
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - I like the capitalism, the tech, and the personality. But I am opposed to eugenics, Aryanism, and fascism.

Barely Enemies

 * [[File:Anti-Deathism-icon.png]] Anti-Deathism - Good intention but why unironic soulism?!
 * [[File:OrangeLib.png]] Mutual Libertarianism - Pretty cringe but at least you're part capitalist. Not to mention you're a lot better than you used to be.
 * [[File:Caressismicon.png]] Caressism - You used to be based with PCBD but a lot of your ideas are cringe. Like how can the government care for you?
 * [[File:Euanism-icon.png]] Euanism - Based Minecrafting but everything else cringe. Anime is not my thing, but stop thinking all weebs are horny. And age of consent is based.
 * [[File:PCB-Oiboioiismicon.png]] Oiboioiism - Ban evading larper.
 * [[File:Gnosticesofash.png]] Hydra'ism - Fascism is deplorable because it is what ruined ultranationalism. At least you oppose welfare and taxes, but that's about all.
 * [[File:AaronIcon.png]] Aaronism - Moderate version of Slavreich. Cringe for the most part but at least you're an individualist.
 * [[File:Scarlet_Icon.png]] Scarletism - SuccDem? Ew. (but at least you hate racism and are against 1000000 genders and like the metric system!)
 * [[File:Admiralism_Icon.png]] Admiralism - I don't like a lot of your ideas (e.g. socialism and gun control) but I guess you can make the pass.

Enemies

 * [[File:Techsocdem.png]] SajZeal Model - Regulating capitalism with a technic organization is equally as unbased and unepic as regulation in general.
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought - Off-compass far-left ultraprogressive furry? I could say you're even worse than Airisu tbh.
 * [[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] Airisuism - Obvious.
 * [[File:Nullball.png]] Nullism - Gigalarper.
 * [[File:Ecoansynd.png]] Eco-Anarcho-Syndicalism - At least this and Overb.png Overbism were just stages. Pretty bad tbh.
 * [[File:Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Stalinism-Sajadism-Edwinism-Overbism-Fascism-Ecologism.png]] MLMSSEOFE - What is this communistic sorcery?
 * [[File:Ethwelball.png]] Ethnic Welfarism [[File:Ethwelball Alt.png]] - I'm not a racist, and welfare just depletes the economy!
 * [[File:Budutsoc.png]] BAUMS - Cringey "utopian" socialist. AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS "UTOPIAN" SOCIALISM!
 * [[File:Oofit icon.png]] Oofitism - Airisu's closest ally.
 * [[File:Analtru.png]] Anarcho-Altruism - This guy is like, just SO, SO CRINGE.
 * [[File:Potashism.png]] Potashism - Isn't this just left-wing Craupatkin?
 * [[File:SajGuard.png]] SajGuardism - Dang f**kin' communist. Regulationist technocratic progressive. How much worse than just normal regcap, which is inherently flawed!?
 * [[File:Plen.png]] Plenderplarism - Jurassic coper. And for some reason, I feel like you have 6/60 eyesight.
 * [[File:Libtech.png]] Dragonguardism - Technocratic regulation is an absolute poop and businesses need to be FREE of the chains of progressivism.
 * [[File:YoriModel.png]] Yori Model - There isn't much good about this ideology. Workers owning the means of production, progressive culture, welfare, and a hatred of Authoritarians on both sides. And seriously, I have allies up in the authright; all I can say to you is that you're quite cringe.
 * [[File:Darkgenesis.png]] IOF0PLPMAIAADEEEINA - You're just Nullism but libertarian.
 * [[File:Neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - Bookchin stan and PKK stan. Not to mention that this person used to censor conservatives.
 * Anti-Misesism - You are all socialists!
 * [[File:ProgNeoCorp.png]] Progressive Neo-Corporatism - More moderate version of [[File:Progressiv Fascism Icon.png]] Progressive Fascism.
 * [[File:Logavism.png]] Logavism - Libleft? Progressive? Seriously, that test probably didn't describe you right anyway. At least you aren't like [[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] Airisuism.
 * [[File:Satoser.png]] Satoserism - Seriously I should have put you lower on my tier list and I don't want to get in romance with Airisu.
 * Rational Adultism - MyLiefMyRulen's capitalism was based but this ideology on its own has my permission to burn up.
 * [[File:Slavreichismsmall.png]] Slavreichism - Cringe and degen overall, only good thing about you is your nickname.
 * [[File:Ego-Kakistocracy.png]] Demolism - Exorbitant cope, Renatoid.
 * [[File:Pixil-frame-0.png]] Aeirinism - Anarcho-Communism? Technocracy? Seriously. At least not as bad as Airisu.
 * [[File:Pan-Left Anarchism Icon.png]] Pan-Left Anarchism - Naked drug addicts running a revolution? Bruh
 * [[File:Piism.png]] Piism - Worker co-ops? Welfare? I guess you're better than most on here but you're still cringe.
 * [[File:Neo-Plenderplarism-icon.png]] Neo-Plenderplarism - Right-wing nullism. I unironically know for sure that you're a void-compass gigalarper.
 * [[File:Anarcho-antinatalism.gif]] Anarcho-Antinatalism - Precisely what QAnonite antivaxxers think of Bill Gates.
 * National Airisuism - Literally Un Democratic Nazi Confederalism.
 * [[File:Bingoism.png]] Bingoism - Distributist, Corporatism, and Socialism. I didn't know your religious beliefs are weird (like that Jesus is a chicken). Just to say, I think you're real cringe.
 * [[File:EdPatrumismicon.png]] EdPatrumism - Opponent to free speech and probably the wiki's worst adultist.
 * [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Cyanism - I swear, Game2Winter has been so soy and delusional lately. Tbh, go get off PCBAMH, denounce your butt-worshipping cult, go touch grass, and get help.
 * [[File:Lairi_(hat).png]] Chiron Succdem - Regulationist social democrat who'd probably ruin my SI/Acc natural selection mechanism with his toxic apolitical adultism.
 * -|Jokes=

Friends

 * [[File:PCBA_AntiSin.png]] Sinophobia - "Ch*nk" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "Ch*nkspeak" "Ch*nkland"
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] State Metricism - Censor. Imperial. Retards. #Metric4US

Friends(ish)

 * [[File:Colum.png]] Columbinism - Meme haven.

Enemies

 * [[File:Ego.png]] - I have 20/15, why do you ask?

Personality
Neo-Afunhumaninterism acts and behaves similar to Angrybirdstd. He can be seen roaming PCBD for Demolism alt acconuts and talking to Lpyaperson and Inky about geology. He can be seen making polls and trolling Plenderplar with templates. He'll misvote at times. He can be seen telling people he's not statist or a simp for JoeyFloppa. He often likes to use Alt-Right language, such as "based and redpilled". He also likes to make column diagrams, from things about no-shower compasses all the way to geological columns in base 12. In rallies, he may wave the yellow-white-yellow flag, which is a defacto flag for JoeyFloppaism. He can also be seen being pissed off by government regulations, some victimless crimes, or by the leftists. He also is enthusiastic about heterosexual pride.

He can also be seen being trolled by people who say he's a simp for JoeyFloppa.

He has absolutely no symptoms of autism and no fixations whatsoever. (true but a little hyperbole)

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Fill it in dark grey. (#241312)
 * 3) Draw a dark red circle. (#450e0e)
 * 4) Draw the symbol of the Austrian school of economics, also known as the Hayek coat of arms.
 * 5) Draw the eyes.

Optional Notes

 * Draw him carrying an enchanted netherite pickaxe and an iron ingot.
 * Draw him mining Ancient Debris in the Nether.
 * If he is in combat, depict him carrying an enchanted Netherite Sword and/or an AA-12 with a 20-round drum.