Herbert Garrison Thought

Herbert Garrison Thought is an authoritarian right,  culturally central, and   ideology based on the ideas of fictional South Park character Herbert Garrison. Herbert Garrison Thought is culturally centrist due to its  ideas about  LGBTQ+ rights and such, but  conservative ideas about immigrants. HGT is directly inspired by, both in its ideology and its personality.

History
In the South Park episode, "Where My Country Gone?" (Season 19, Episode 2), a large number of Canadian immigrants enter South Park. During a class, Canadian students interrupt Mr. Garrison's lesson, causing him to refer to them as "Canucks", an obvious attempt at a slur. He is then fired and sent to a classroom to learn Canadian, in which he daydreams about a music video. He then rallies people to his cause. He supports building a wall across the Canadian border, only to find out the Canadian president has already done that. Mr. Garrison then sneaks into Canada via Niagara Falls and enters Ottawa. There, he finds a destroyed city, with only the President's office remaining. When he enters the President's office, we find out that the President is actually a Canadian version of Donald Trump. Mr. Garrison then quite literally fucks the President to death. Source. I beg of you, do not watch. This gets the Canadians to come back to their home, as the President is what made them leave in the first place. Mr. Garrison then announces he is running in the 2016 president election, with his running mate Caitlyn Jenner. He also becomes a Donald Trump lookalike. Yes, you read this entire segment correctly.

Mr. Garrison continues to try fucking people to death, including Syrian refugees. Eventually, he wins the presidency, although rather upset at this due to his many attempts at losing the election, because he did not plan for his presidency and assumed he would have been defeated by Hillary Clinton. In "SUPER HARD PCness" (Season 21, Episode 9), he nukes Canada. As is tradition, he fucks a lot more people to death during his term. During the "South ParQ Vaccination Special", Mr. Garrison earns his job as a 4th grade teacher back after being voted out of office, ending this kakistocracy of a government.

Personality and Behaviour
Herbert Garrison Thought has the mixed personality of Herbert Garrison and Donald Trump. He is gay, balding, wears glasses, and carries a puppet he named "Mr. Hat" with him. These traits represent the Garrison side. He is also egotistical, xenophobic (especially to those damn Canucks), and ultranationalistic. These traits represents the Trump side. He is also shown to be terrible at leading a country, but great at convincing people to support him.

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill the top half of the ball with orange.
 * 3) Fill the bottom half of the ball with green.
 * 4) Add a tuft of gray hair on each side of the ball.
 * 5) Add a white cap that says: "Where my country gone?".
 * 6) Add eyes.
 * 7) Add dark gray glasses and you're finished!
 * 8) Optional: Draw Mr. Hat.

Friends

 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] - You're pretty cool, just lay off the homophobia. Sorry for fucking your Canadian twin to death, though.

Frenemies

 * [[File:KennyMcCormick.png]] [[File:KyleBroflovski.png]] [[File:StanMarsh.png]] The Boys™ - You guys are OK students, just take care of your pig friend.

Cartman

 * [[File:EricCartman.png]] - You fat little bastard who is always anti-semitic towards Kyle. How would you like to go see the school councellor?!