Tío1ism

Tío1ism was the ideology of Tuvalu Ulterior (a fictional country from the Spanish version of  called Inciclopedia) under the rule of Tío1.jpg (2007), and also of Putaleka under his rule (1994-1999).

1994-1999 - As Putaleka's Major
In 1993,, then Putaleka's major, was deposed/couped by  Gergobel Rozo's government, due to on accusations of ,  drunk driving and opposing Rozo's government. The naturalised Citeriano's sucessor was one of Rozo's children, who would provisionally rule Putaleka until 1994 elections.

That year, someone convinced everyone that progress could be made: Tío1.jpg. He was so ugly that people had to look at him with sunglasses with the highest filter; but all the ugly bastards felt identified with him, and also the whores, as he was the only one who did not try to rape them (as he did not believe in that kind of love, he wanted to have sex with someone who really loved him; obviously he died a virgin). Thus, in the 1994 elections, he triumphed with 9% of the votes (in Tuvalu Ulterior the seventh majority wins) and became mayor of Putaleka. From this post he developed the economy (he opened another whore school, "Le Vagés", now closed), boosted trade (he started exporting snail slime), promoted equality (ugly people could now sit on the bus even if a handsome guy coming after them complained) and put an end to corruption (Tío1.jpg himself cut his salary by half, to about 197000 euros a year, roughly four billion conchetumares a day). Unfortunately, everything that goes down must go up, and the Rozo government, which opposed Tio1.jpg, found a loophole: nowhere did it say that the president of Tuvalu Ulterior could not attack a city in his country with the army in a leap year from the north at NIGHT (the rest it said, but did not specify the timetable); so he enlisted the army and launched the attack... but Tio1.jpg, in his infinite goodness, came out and said that if they didn't hurt the civilians, he would resign his command. This was done, and Rozo, on February 29th 1999, took direct control of Putaleka.