Teletubbieism

Teletubbieism is a religious cult ideology based around the TV Show known as Teletubbies. Not much is known about the religion, so much of it is theorized around speculation based on internet sources that could be found.

It is believed that a far-away land exists that is as lush as the Garden of Eden, and exhibiting mythical Hyperborean men; of course, these Hyperborean men being the teletubbies. This land is known as Teletubbyland, and it is described as extremely irenic and there is hardly any suffering or aging, as the juvenile sun wakes up every morning to keep them young.

The teletubbies themselves, of whom there are four of, are very elvish in appearance, and each of them have their own distinct color and antenna shape on their heads. Their daily activities consists of mostly fun and play, but they also have a scheduled routine given out by a seemingly automated system of unknown origin, which tells them when its time for "tubby toast" or when its time for "telly bye-bye". This system can be seen as somewhat theocratic, as it is theorized that they must keep the sun happy and entertained in order to receive eternal youth.

Some people speculate that the British government, in collaboration with Ragdoll Productions, know about this place and are keeping it secret in order to protect the teletubbies as well as Teletubbyland.

Friends

 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] - We made Talking Flowers and Huge Rabbits.
 * [[File:Inca.png]] Inca Theocracy - Here comes the sonne.
 * [[File:Hyperborea.png]] Hyperborea - Based.
 * [[File:Apolit.png]] - I use you to make people happy.
 * [[File:Mobutism.png]] - Dipsey is the best.

Enemies

 * [[File:Boobah Blue.png]][[File:Boobah Orange.png]][[File:Boobah Pink.png]][[File:Boobah Purple.png]][[File:Boobah Yellow.png]] Boohbah Occultism - Uh Oh.
 * [[File:Libertarian.png]] - Uh Oh.
 * [[File:Soc.png]] - Uh Oh.
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] - Uh Oh.
 * [[File:Illum.png]] - Uh Oh.
 * [[File:Lib.png]] - Uh Oh.
 * [[File:GWB.png]] George W. Bushism - Uh Oh and why did you dress up as our sun to destroy our land with lasers?
 * [[File:Brony.png]] Bronyism - I Know You Because There Is Events About Your Culture In America.

[[File:Wikipedia.png]] Wikipedia

 * Teletubbies

[[File:Wikia.png]] Wikia

 * Teletubbies Wiki

[[File:Youcube.png]] Videos

 * Teletubbies vs. Boohbah
 * Teletubbies Magic Flag
 * George Bush Does Teletubbies
 * SUNRISE: A teletubbies cartoon