Baconism

Baconism is the Auth-Unity Ideology it is the Self Insert of BaconWobbuffet/BaconWooper

Economy
Free Markets or something.

Race
I don't give a shit about racism. I'm not gonna get my dick in a bunch.

Races:

Aryan (Northern Europeans)

Slavs (Russians, Ukrainians, Poles)

Africans (Sub-Saharan Africans, African-Americans)

Arabs (Non-Jewish Middle Easterners)

Jews (Jews)

Latin People (Latin Americans, Romance Europeans except French and Romanians)

Hellenites (Greeks, Macedonians and Turks)

Asians (Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Thai)

Japanese (Duh)

Australians (Native Aboriginals)

Americans (Native Americans)

Dixites (White Southerners)

Brits(People from England)

Celts (Scots, Irish, Bretons, Welsh)

Heirarchy
NOTE:

Gran N*gga: The King

The "Pope": He crowns the king

Priests: they do religious stuff and can become "pope"

Rich Bois: they are merchants, CEOs, mafiosos

Plebs: Normal People, Minor Criminals

R*tards: War Criminals, R*pists, Burglars. (Sentence: Death | except War Criminals)

Religion
Religious Freedom is of the up most importance. Every Religion shall have a Main Church (except Satanism and Atheism)

LGBT
Jesus loves them too.

VERY BASED!!!

 * Neoxothelism - Your name sound like a alien mob boss but otherwise VERY BASED. But you are also lib left. But yea VERY BASED!!!


 * Black Conservativism - I leik u
 * ComradeShrekism - Islamic Brother. Communism is not very good but I can let it slide for you outweighing the bad
 * ציונות - Shabbat Shalom
 * Capitalism - I like Muniez
 * Conservatism - Bestest Ideology in the whole wide world.
 * Tomboyism - Now we're talkin' strong women are important. Still we do need some girly girls but still.

BASED!!!

 * Libertarianism - LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY
 * Authoritarianism - Stronk Government good!!!
 * Social Democracy - Not as bad as people say.
 * Democracy - You're a fair man. Yet are kinda stupid
 * Ingbert - Bestest Friend
 * LogicalGreyism - WHYYYYY DID U GET BANNED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 * Gamerism - Video Games are fun.
 * Neo Social Libertarianism - Based on Diplomacy Socialism is meh, but Culturally Progressive Ew Yucky!
 * Lipostocracy - I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!
 * LGBT Christianity - Remember God made you special and he loves you very much. :D

Neutral Friendly:

 * Cheesenism - We are cool, BUT what the hell are you?

Meh:

 * Anarcho-Baconism - Y-you are a psychopath. But you're muh son and I love ya :)
 * Transgenderism - I'm sorry for being so transphobic I'm ready to welcome you with open arms. Now listen I ain't no proggy froggy
 * Triple AAA Batteryism - Unbased. But you can be cool sometimes. Mostly Personal Issues that we have.
 * Liberalism - Someone who actually cares about black people. Still don't get offended at racist jokes you aren't even black.

Enemies:

 * LGBT Conservatism - You aren't a conservative. Don't lie.
 * Proggy Froggy- Damn Proggy Froggy runin' my day :C
 * Communism - Look I don't hate you but you don't let me have any muniez :(

WORST ENEMIES

 * Femboyism - No. I've no more to say but no. No others words can discribe the distain I have for you except no. No.