The massacre (story): Chapter 2

Cast

 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism
 * [[File:Heinrich.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism

Act 1: Self-Insertia At Last!

 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism stepped out into the bright sky of Self-Insertia "Aahh what i nice day". Suddenly there was a rustle in the bushes he soon remembered what it was like in Self-Insertia but this looked different, he could feel it in his bones. Something was not right. His suspicions were confirmed by a big castle in the distance. "Hmm that was never there before", curiosity took the best of him and he decided to go to it. Once he got to the castle he was hit by some sort of thing that was supposed to guard the castle, it seems to be a robot.


 * Guard - Who are you.


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - I am Oiboioiism


 * Guard - And why do you think you can just come to this place uninvited, this is a castle that is not yours.


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Because I saw the castle, now get out of my way, no well lemme destroy you. *BOOM* not much of a guarded castle now are you.

Act 2: The Castle

 * As Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism walked through the castle he noticed that it had lots of areas where paintings used to be, he found a door and went through it. It lead down a corridor up to a room with a spray painted sign saying throne room. The dark air was gone and now the sky was shining bright through the windows. Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism walked into the throne room and found a figure on the chair who was covered by something.


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Hi i am Oiboioiism


 * Person - Hello


 * The figure uncovered the coverings.


 * it was a ghost, it was [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Now hang on a second what are you doing on an IMPERIAL MONARCHIST THRONE


 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - This was once a rightist castle we had a big war locked up all the rightists in the dungeon, same would have happened to you if you were not sent out of Self-Insertia


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - And you have clearly got other people with you then, a whole army of leftists


 * Suddenly Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism falls down a hole and is trapped in a dungeon with other ideologies.


 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Hello


 * [[File:Oiboioi.png]] Oiboioiism - What are you doing here? Wait you must have been king before the big war with the Marxists.


 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Yes I was until they came along.
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism - Hi
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - WHY ARE YOU WEARING A JCOBIN HAT. YOU MUST BE THE EXECUTIONER WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE GUILOTINE!?!??!!
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism - No i just like wearing it because it looks cool, i'm a prisoner here too.
 * [[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism - So what are we going to do?
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Break out i can blow the door up, STAND BACK EVERYBODY!
 * uses futuristic recoilless rifle to smash open the door* *BOOM*
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - ah yes there we go, now what was that throne called.
 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - the larpy chair
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - well then lets take back the larpy chair!

Act 3: The Larpy Chair

 * [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - well where do we go now


 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - the throne room.
 * *The Three walk to the throne room*
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - there we are.
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - what are you doing out of the dungeon.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - what do you think
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - Attack!
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - NO
 * [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism - I will not go down in this place!
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - sure
 * *[[File:Reactionary Jacobin.png]] Iron Daveism knocks [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism onto the ground before [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought uses a sceptre to hit Inky.png]] Inkyism and sits on the larpy chair, [[File:Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism uses some futuristic technology to tie [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism up and then launch [[File:Inky.png]] Inkyism out of the castle.*
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - well now you are restored to your throne.
 * Viva rex [[File: Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Cogatio!
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - well i am going to build near here because it looks like prosperous land, don't worry I wont touch your castle.
 * *Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism builds an underground fortress and then build some floors above ground.*

Act 4: Guilds, Gangs and factions.

 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism was enjoying the day after they had escaped in his fortress until he found something outside, leaving the fortress he found [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism holding a rifle used by guerrillas.
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - TIME FOR PKK REVOLUTION, YOU ARE TURKISH SPY.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - what are you doing here.
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - PKK REVOLUTION AGAINST TURKISH SPIES LIKE YOU.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - uuuuuh.. im not a turkish spy...
 * [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - TURKISH SPY *CLICK* *CLICK* hands in the air.
 * Gunshots
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - ok its guns you want eh
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - *click* *click*
 * gunshots
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism shields of bullets as well as dodging them and takes a few bullets but they get blocked by futuristic body armour and robot stuff. Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism pulls out recoilless rifle and launches [[File:neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism away.
 * Oiboioi.png Oiboioiism - uuhh ok, that was interesting.
 * MEANWHILE AT RIGHTIST GATHERING PLACE