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The Polish International News Agency (PINA) is a regulated and reputable broadcaster dedicated to providing news about the internal developments within Poland to international audiences. PINA is governed by the Polish National Regulatory Authority of Television, Radio, The Internet, and other technological communications. Additionally, it operates as a partner company of Telewizja Wszechpolska (TWP), a prominent media conglomerate in Poland.

=First broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening, viewers. Today we bring you exciting news. Our country has established its very own international news distribution agency, which will bring news from within Poland to the world. The creation of this agency has been a long-standing dream of the Polish government and media outlets, who have long sought to have their news reach a global audience. With this agency, Poland will be able to share its stories, culture, and history with the rest of the world! The agency will be called the Polish International News Agency (PINA) and will have its headquarters in Warsaw. PINA aims to be the leading source of news and information from Poland, covering everything from politics and business to culture and sports. The creation of PINA is expected to boost Poland's international image and enhance its standing on the global stage. It will also provide a platform for Polish journalists and media outlets to showcase their work to a wider audience. PINA's news will be available in multiple languages, including English, German, French, Spanish, and Russian, ensuring that people from all around the world can access the latest news from Poland. The launch of PINA has been welcomed by journalists and media professionals in Poland, who see it as a significant step forward in the country's media landscape. With this agency, Poland can now share its stories with the world and ensure that its voice is heard on the global stage. This is a great achievement for Poland, and we look forward to seeing PINA's impact on the international news scene. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting development. Thank you for watching. =Second Broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening and welcome to the news. Today we bring you a breaking story from the city of Tarnopol in Eastern Poland. Polish forces have successfully recaptured the city from terrorist forces after weeks of intense fighting. The operation, which was carried out by a joint force of the Polish military and Zabójcy Zła forces, began last month after the city fell to the terrorists. [clip of fighting by ZZ and Polish forces] The situation in Tarnopol had been tense for some time, with reports of increasing violence and instability. The terrorists, believed to be linked to extremist groups, had taken control of the city and were using it as a base for their activities. The Polish and ZZ forces, supported by air strikes, heavy artillery and Particle Cannons, launched a major offensive to retake the city. The operation was carried out with precision and coordination, with the forces taking control of key positions and neutralizing the terrorists. [clip of polish particle cannon firing] There are reports of casualties on both sides, but the exact numbers are yet to be confirmed. The Polish and ZZ authorities have expressed their commitment to restoring peace and stability to the region, and have pledged to continue working together to combat terrorism and extremism. The recapture of Tarnopol is a significant victory for the Polish military and a major blow to the terrorist forces in the region. The operation demonstrates the strength and capability of the Polish military, and serves as a warning to other extremist groups operating in the area. [clip of celebrations in tarnopol of Polish troops] We will bring you more updates on this developing story as they become available. Thank you for watching.

=Third broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening and welcome to our breaking news coverage. Today, the Polish Kultokrat, Hubert Ziółkowski, made a highly anticipated state visit to Moscow to meet with the Soviet Leader, Comrade Alexei Alexandrov, to discuss security talks secretly. The two leaders are known to have a close relationship, with Poland and the Soviet Union being allies for many years. The main topic of discussion during this meeting is speculated to be the ongoing Eastern Crisis, which has been ongoing for many months. [Clip of Ziółkowski being greeted at Moscow by Alexandrov] Sources have speculated that the Kultokrat is seeking official Soviet help in the Eastern Crisis. While Poland has a strong military presence in the region, it is believed that the Kultokrat sees Soviet support as vital to achieving a successful outcome in the conflict. Obviously, however, these speculations are probably false. Details of the meeting remain highly classified, with no official statement being released by either government. However, it is rumored that both leaders have agreed to continue their discussions in the coming days, with the possibility of an official announcement being made soon. [clip of Ziółkowski at table with Alexandrov] This visit marks a significant moment in the relationship between Poland and the Soviet Union and has raised questions about the future of the New Warsaw Pact and Europe. We will continue to monitor the situation closely and bring you updates as they become available. Thank you for tuning in to our breaking news coverage.

=Fourth broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening, and welcome to tonight's news. Greater Illinois has created a new video game that is causing quite a stir in Poland. The game is called "North Germany simulator" and it pokes fun at the country of North Germany and its close relationship with Poland. [Shows gameplay] Surprisingly, the game has been released in Poland, with some mixed feelings. Some people believe that mocking a country, even in a video game, is not acceptable, while others find it amusing and a lighthearted joke. The Minister of Economic Cooperation with Foreign Countries has even weighed in, saying that the game is obviously not based on reality and that North Germany doesn't really experience power outages. He went on to say that he thinks the game is funny and a harmless jab at North Germany's agrarianism and its friendship with Poland. [Clip of Minister of Economic Cooperation with Foreign Countries's speech] Despite the mixed feelings, the game has received positive reviews for its mechanics and gameplay. It remains to be seen whether or not the game will continue to be available in Poland, but for now, it's generating a lot of attention and discussion. That's all for tonight's news. Thank you for watching.

=Fifth Broadcast= [intro plays] Good evening everyone, [clip of Bakhmut day from last year] With Bakhmut day fast approaching, we want to remind our viewers to prepare for the annual celebrations held in Poland to commemorate the Russian offensive after Bakhmut fell. It is an important day for our country and we encourage everyone to participate in the festivities. [Videos of 4th of July]However, we also want to take a moment to express our condolences to the protesters and free thinkers in Greater Illinois who are being hung on the streets for their beliefs. It is truly a tragedy and we want to let them know that they are in our thoughts and prayers during these difficult times. [clip of the Kultokrat's speech]In light of these events, the Kultokrat of Poland has issued a statement regarding the violent 4th of July celebrations in Greater Illinois, where citizens who disagree with the regime are being labeled as 'foreign agents' and hanged on the streets. The Kultokrat expressed his deep sorrow for all who are going through this terrible time and stated that the people of Poland stand with them in solidarity. He also expressed his hope that the people of the United States will soon be liberated from their oppressors. We urge everyone to keep these events in mind as we approach Bakhmut day and to continue to pray for the liberation of those who are suffering. Thank you for tuning in.

=Sixth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the news at 2 am. The Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski, made a speech in Warsaw in the early hours of this morning. The speech was given under the influence of alcohol, and was focused on Poland's recent victory in Tarnopol. [clip of the kultokrat's speech]According to sources present at the speech, the Kultokrat praised the significance of the victory in turning the tide of the eastern crisis. He went on to praise the forces of good for defeating the forces of evil banderist fascism, and stated that the New Warsaw Pact (NWP) has a bright future due to this victory. While the Kultokrat's speech has been met with mixed reactions, with some criticizing his intoxicated state, others have praised his commitment to the security and wellbeing of Poland. We will keep you updated on any further developments regarding the NWP and the ongoing eastern crisis. Thank you for tuning in to the news at 2 am.

=Seventh broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news. Today, the Polish government announced that the recaptured city of Ternopol will be given free water and electricity as a sign of support for the residents who have already suffered enough under the previous terrorist occupation. [clip of workers building tram line]In addition to this, the city will be reconnected with the neighboring city of Ziółkowskigród and the infrastructure in the city will be rebuilt as soon as possible. Minister of Infrastructure, Jerzy Sosnowski, has stated that the reconstruction of Ternopol is a challenging task that will require significant funding but the government is determined to make Ternopol a greater and more connected city than it was before the terrorist incursion. [clips of some of the fighting in Tarnopol]This decision comes after the successful recapture of the city by the Polish forces, who have been praised for their bravery and dedication to freeing the people of Ternopol from the clutches of the terrorists. The government recognizes that the residents of Ternopol have suffered greatly and are committed to helping them rebuild their lives. We will continue to follow this story and provide updates as the situation develops. Thank you for tuning in to the news.

=Eigth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the evening news. Tonight we bring you breaking news from the capital city of Warsaw where the Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski, has addressed the nation on the ongoing stellaglobe issue. [clip of the speech]In his speech, the Kultokrat has criticized the leadership of greater Illinois for their aggressive and hawkish stance towards the stellaglobe organization. He acknowledged that finding extraterrestrial life could be seen as a valid concern and opinion, but the greater Illinois administration should have approached the matter through proper diplomatic channels instead of resorting to violence. [clip of some stellaglobe factory, middle of nowehere Finland]The Kultokrat also noted that the Polish, Finnish, and other stellaglobe countries' populations are not upset about the opposition to the stellaglobe operations, but rather the fact that the satellites belonging to the stellaglobe organization were shot down. He pointed out that these satellites were legal property and cost money to build. [clip of Wilhelm Kusek in sejm]The Polish Minister of Innovation, Wilhelm Kusek, also weighed in on the situation, accusing the government of greater Illinois of wanting to destroy every piece of technology in Poland and bring the country to the stone ages. He added that the government of greater Illinois is imperialistic and does not care about the welfare of Poles or anyone in Europe. The stellaglobe issue continues to be a contentious one, and it remains to be seen how the governments of the different countries involved will resolve it. We will bring you more updates as the situation develops. Thank you for watching and have a good night.

=Ninth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news. In recent days, tensions have risen in the Baltic region as Greater Illinois, Byzantium, and Lebanon have stationed their ships in the Baltic straits. The move has angered the public, but the Kultokrat of Poland Hubert Ziółkowski has offered a measured response. [clip of ships in the straits]Ziółkowski stated, "As long as they let our trade ships through and don't cross the straits into the Baltic Sea proper, I don't see a problem with this. We are not imperialistic like the Greater Illinois government and don't see a need to send military ships of ours past the Baltic. They can sit there and waste their fuel for as long as they want." [clip of two ZZ men whispering to eachother]The statement from the Kultokrat has received mixed reactions from the public. Some believe that Poland should take a stronger stance against the foreign presence in close waters, while others support the more diplomatic approach. [clip of Basiński]Meanwhile, the Polish Minister of War, Witold Basiński, has offered a different perspective. He said, "I don't know what they were thinking. They can't shoot anything over here from that far away." The situation remains tense, and many are watching closely to see what the next move will be. For now, the ships from Greater Illinois, Byzantium, and Lebanon remain stationed in the Baltic straits. We will continue to bring you updates on this developing story.

=Tenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to our news program. Tonight, we are excited to report on a new show that has become incredibly popular in Poland. The show is called "Polak w paszczy bestii," which roughly translates to "A Pole in the Mouth of the Beast." [some clips of trailer]This gripping series follows a Polish ZZ agent within NATO stationed in eastern Galicia who secretly works for the Russian intelligence agency, helping the Russian offensive, and it is based on real events. The show has captured the attention of viewers with its intense plot, suspenseful moments, and unexpected twists. [poster for the show]The show's popularity has soared to new heights, and fans are eagerly anticipating the release of the second season. Rumors suggest that the upcoming season will focus on the establishment of the Lwów Peoples Republic, an independent state that emerged in Western Ukraine during the 2020s. [clip of show with Russian officer]While some viewers have criticized the show for being too critical of their former allies the Russian federation due to how the higher ups treat the ZZ agent, others have praised its realistic portrayal of the complicated political situation in Eastern Europe. [clip of the intro of the show]Regardless of one's opinion, "Polak w paszczy bestii" has become a cultural phenomenon in Poland, sparking discussions and debates across the country. The show has certainly left its mark on the entertainment landscape and cemented its place as a must-see for fans of political thrillers. That's all for now, thank you for tuning in.

=Eleventh broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to our news segment. Today, the Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski, gave a speech on Polish military technology and some unique civilian use technologies that are prevalent in Poland. He stressed the fact that Poland is not a backwater country and that its enemies should not underestimate its capabilities. However, he did not reveal any military technology for national security reasons. [clips of some ads of these]Some of the unique civilian use technologies that the Kultokrat mentioned in his speech were a camera that sits like a contact lens on your eye, robot servants, incredibly fast intercity trams, industrial 3D printers, sand batteries, and cars that run on air. These technologies may not be common abroad but are part of everyday life in Poland. [clip of sejm session]On another note, the Polish Sejm has recently banned lab-grown babies, which were developed by Byzantium. The Polish Church has deemed the procedure demonic, and the administration has called it dangerous. This has sparked a debate in the country about the ethics of the procedure and whether it should be allowed. That's all for now on this topic. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. Thank you for watching, and have a good evening.

=Twelfth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the news. Today we have breaking news of a border skirmish between Byzantium and the Balkan Union who is a member of the New Warsaw Pact, along with Poland and several other nations. [some explosion]The skirmish, which has reportedly ended, resulted in significant damage to the Balkan Union's territory. There is currently no official word on whether the New Warsaw Pact will demand reparations from Byzantium, but some speculate that this might be a possibility. [video a Polish worker passing a letter]The timing of the skirmish is particularly interesting, as it occurred while the Kultokrat of Poland was engaged in dialogue with the Indonesian Emperor. Some are suggesting that this was done in response to Poland's positive posturing towards Indonesia and vice versa. So far, there has been no official statement from the Kultokrat or any New Warsaw Pact member regarding the skirmish. However, Greater Illinois has reportedly offered congratulations to Byzantium. [new warsaw pact parade clip]It is important to note that the Balkan Union is an ally of Poland and a member of the New Warsaw Pact. As such, this skirmish could have significant implications for the alliance and the region as a whole. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates as more information becomes available. Thank you for tuning in to the news.

=Thirteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the Polish news. Today, we have an interesting story for you. The Polish Sejm, which is the lower house of our parliament, is considering making the birthday of the Indonesian Emperor a national holiday in Poland. [clip of indonesian ambasador in Warsaw]This move comes after the recent dialogue between the Kultokrat of Poland and the Indonesian Emperor, where both countries expressed their desire to strengthen their ties and deepen their cooperation in various fields. The Indonesian Emperor is highly respected in his country and is widely regarded as a symbol of unity and progress. [clip of some polish shop]If the proposal is approved by the Sejm, it would mean that the birthday of the Indonesian Emperor would be celebrated as a national holiday in Poland, and all public and private institutions would be closed on that day. It would also be a gesture of goodwill towards Indonesia and would demonstrate Poland's commitment to fostering friendly relations with other nations. [clip of bakhmut day last year]However, some people have expressed concerns about the proposal, saying that it might send the wrong message and that we should focus on celebrating our own national holidays instead of adopting those of other countries. [clip of the Sejm]Regardless of the outcome, this proposal is a clear sign of the growing importance of the relationship between Poland and Indonesia, and it shows that our country is open to building bridges and establishing strong ties with other nations. We will keep you updated on any further developments regarding this proposal. Thank you for tuning in.

=Fourteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the evening news. Today we bring you some good news from the frontlines in Zbaraż. After weeks of fighting, Polish anti-terrorist forces have successfully recaptured the city from the terrorist forces that had taken control. [clip of operation]The operation was successful due to a temporary supply shortage that the terrorists faced, due to undisclosed sources. The loss of funding led to the terrorists being unable to sustain their hold on the city, allowing for the Polish forces to regain control. [clip of anti terrorist forces celebrating in the town]This is a major victory for Poland and its anti-terrorism efforts. The government has applauded the brave efforts of the anti-terrorist forces who worked tirelessly to regain control of the city. [clip of Basiński]In a statement to the press, the Minister of Defense, Witold Basiński, expressed his gratitude and pride in the anti-terrorist forces, and emphasized the importance of remaining vigilant in the fight against terrorism. [clip of POW's, one of them being a foreign volunteer]The recapture of Zbarazh marks a significant turning point in the ongoing conflict, and the government is hopeful that this success will lead to further gains in the future. We will continue to bring you updates on the situation as it develops, but for now, we can celebrate this important victory for our country. Thank you for tuning in to the news tonight.

=Fifteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the Polish news. Today we bring you breaking news from the international arena. The Greater Illinois President has shown openness to negotiate about the eastern crisis with the Polish government. This comes as a surprise to many, as recently tensions between the two countries have been heating up over opposing worldviews and military shows of force against each other. [clips of Indonesian military parade]The Greater Illinois government has been wary of Indonesia's growing strength in the region, which has contributed to the strained relations between Poland and Greater Illinois. An attempt at negotiating the eastern crisis has been made before but was completely rejected by the separatist Federal Republic of Eastern Poland And Lithuania (FRWPIL). [clip of fighting in Tarnopol]However, with the recapture of Tarnopol and Zbaraż by anti-terrorism forces and Polish posturing closer to Indonesia. Greater Illinois, being one of the main suppliers of the FRWPIL, may force the FRWPIL to negotiate now. [drone clip of Budapest]Poland and Greater Illinois have proposed that Hungary host the talks, but no response has been received from Hungary yet. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. Thank you for tuning in to the Polish news.