Inexistent Ideology

Inexistent Ideology or Inexistent Userism is a authoritarian, economically,   ideology representing the political views of Inexistent-User. The cultural views of this ideology can be controversial, some could interpret him as culturally conservative,  progressive, or  somewhere down the middle. He has been found to be hostile against,  , and   ideologies, along with every ideology in the  LibRight section of the political compass.

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My Beliefs but in Story Form
Rolling green hills, cities soaring high, an interesting culture, and a friendly population. That sounds like a nice place to visualize, right? Well, once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a nation called Parodystan that had these qualities. Of course, it was too good to be true. Eventually, the good qualities of the nation would eventually make way for bad ones. Humans have a tendency to fuck up things, and boy oh boy, this was no exception.

The Problem with Parodystan
The history of Parodystan was an intricate one, especially in terms of politics. It was once the Pardoi empire, which spanned across the entire continent of East Babuxlugus. After the collapse of the Pardoi empire, the areas known today as Parodystan belonged to many jingoistic microstates. Eventually, an ambitious man known as Dulnefstilr, better known as Dulman the Average, conquered these states, and made the first Kingdom of Parodystan. Dulman would try to attempt to conquer other territories, but was instantly shot with a bow after leaving the newfound kingdom (bruh). Dulman's son, Abortus, took leadership of the kingdom despite his father's disappointment of him. (Dulman didn't even want a child, he just forgot to pull out during, you know). After Abortus's death, Parodystan would remain a kingdom until the Great August Revolution (or the equivalent of August in this world). After helping the Penile Republic with their conquests, the kingdom was in a lot of debt, which the aristocrats tried to resolve by taxing the hell out of everyone (it didn't work). Speaking of the aristocrats, the revolutionaries would eventually gut them. After the fall of the monarchy, the Republic of Parodystan would be formed, and the country would arguably be in its prime. However, it would not last long. A brutal war would spark between the Republic and the Kingdom of New Stupetard. The war ended in a stalemate, but Parodystan was broken beyond repair and had no choice but to consult to other countries for help. The "help" would be the WAIP, or the Western Anti-Imperial Pact. The WAIP would install a military dictatorship into Parodystan, and it would have been still standing if not for the Second August Revolution (more on that later).

Know Your Enemy
For 30 grueling years, Parodystan would be under a repressive dictatorship infamously run by Scamton G. Hoppechet. Hoppechet had an... interesting thought process to say the least. He supported laissez-faire economics, which allowed corporations to swallow the entire market. While Hoppechet's ideal society was culturally revolutionary and even had an  SJW Thought Police, he was  against technology, fearing it would allow the opposition more power. Under Hoppechet, environments were destroyed, the cities were replaced with intentionally inefficient suburbs, and the new generation were absolute dirtbags due to always thinking they can be the next billionaire. His political theory (our opposition) can be summarized here.
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]]
 * [[File:PolState.png]]
 * [[File:Austrobert.png]]
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]]
 * [[File:Corp.png]]
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]]
 * [[File:Neolud.png]]
 * [[File:AnEn.png]]

Relations
Based on ideology only. If you want to be added, you know what to do.

S

 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - We have things we disagree with, but inspiring many socialist movements is definitely based.
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] -
 * [[File:Antcent.png]] - EVERY EXTREME IS ON THE SAME TEAM! (Not really, but I hate the centrists for being neolibtard puppets. Hopefully I can use them if I become the status quo )
 * [[File:Honk.png]] - "Laughter is the best medicine." - Sun Tzu, probably.
 * [[File:Cultural_Nationalism.png]] - Westernization and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 * [[File:Long.png]] - More like Huey Longdong.
 * [[File:Antieurope.png]] Europhobia - Lets make 7 continents 6.

A

 * [[File:Georgist.png]] - We did it boys, we found a based capitalist ideology.
 * [[File:NatProg.png]] - My man would be in S if you weren't an imperialist.
 * [[File:WelfChauvin.png]] - Your nationalism is too radical for my taste. I love giving welfare to Asians while kicking out the Europoids

B

 * [[File:Technototball.png]] Techno-Ultranationalism - You're like me as a fascist. But then again, I'm not a huge fan of fascism. Still based though.
 * [[File:Natbol.png]] - Me but more radical and less transhumanist. Am I in the gang?
 * [[File:Mao.png]] - Gonna be honest, you could have planned China a lot better and the Cultural Revolution was kinda shit.
 * [[File:Juche.png]] - Kind of went to shit after the 1980s, needs some changes made. Kim Family >>>>>> British Monarchy

C

 * [[File:Anarkiddy.png]] - Anarchism will never work, but at least you're a marxist. Also, you have a [[File:SJW.png]] bit of a problem in your modern day movements.
 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - You’re like me if I was more moderate and you combined that version of me with liberalism. Which I dunno how to feel about, but we do share likings on some figures. Also, the Europhobia is mostly ironic.

D

 * [[File:Dem.png]] - I used to be VERY against you, and I kind of still am.
 * [[File:Pixil-frame-0(27).png]] New Model Of Cheesenism - The fascism is concerning, but you seem to lean more to the left in terms of economics, which bumps you up a tier or two.
 * Ronwelltarianism_icon.png Ronwelltarianism - You know when they are a lolbert when they support literal child labor. But welfare is something, I guess.
 * [[File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png]] - Some of your ideas such as reason, scientific development, secularism, are based and you also did influence socialism and nationalism. Everything else such as the l*beralism goes into the pit.

E

 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] - Authoritarianism and nationalism is based, but you're a western cocksucker and have Ch*cago economics. Utilizing helicopters was pretty based though, might do that to capitalists in the future.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] - I don't care if the changes were necessary, you betrayed everything socialism stood for.
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] - Only thing that doesn’t put you in F is getting rid of the banks. Extremely based. Just swap the Vietnamese with Western Europeans [[File:Troll.png]]
 * [[File:MLM.png]] - I love the smell of charred neoliberal corpses in the morning. If we commit terrorism, that doesn't make us much different from the Jihadists, right? Still a better MLM than [[File:Plutocrat.png]]  though.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - Moderate pussy. How do rightoids confuse us for you.
 * [[File:Captrans.png]] and [[File:Libtrans.png]]  - Apparently, transhumanism is when RGB lighting on shitty transportation idea.

F

 * [[File:Cap.png]] - Economic imperialism.
 * [[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism - "HaHa 897 qUiNtIlLiOn DeAd IdEoLoGy FaIlUrE VuVuElZeAa No FoOd HuMaN aRe NaTuRaLlY GrEeD CrApItAlIsM eFfIcEnT" Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. Please.
 * [[File:Neocuckservative.png]] and [[File:Imp.png]]  - "Well, the way I see it, there's no difference between neoconservatism and imperialism." -, probably.
 * [[File:Horshu.png]] - First of all, that's not how I work, second, stop making fake quotes to further your agenda, and third, there's no difference between you and a reactionary ancap!
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] - Oops! That's strange. I put capitalism here twice. How silly of me!
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] - Literally all of the ancaptard self-inserts I have ever seen never specified on a good reason on how the system wouldn't contradict itself. Also get away from the children's playground or you will be publicly flogged.
 * [[File:Hoppef.png]] - Pinochetism with even less redeeming qualities. Goethe University must have pretty low standards if they gave someone braindead as Hoppe a PhD.
 * [[File:Ludd.png]] Luddism - Cope that the machine is better than you. Also, you're fucking British. Britain is primitive enough, Jesus Christ.
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] and [[File:Anprim.png]]  - The memes are funny, but if Kaczynski seized power, he would have created a Pol Pot 2.0 where every American dies before reaching their 20th birthday. Also your "ideal society" would collapse in 5 days, tops.
 * [[File:VHMent.png]] - You know what? I would commit a Genghis Khan and gain every single STD just to spite this unfunny joke.
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - I don't need to explain why this is bad, right?
 * [[File:AusFash.png]] - No fucking way, Hitler 2!!1!1!
 * [[File:Austrokak.png]] - Someone bring school shootings to Europe so we can get rid of that fucking Austrian school. Also, what the fuck is "laissez-faire?" We do not permit the Fr*nch degeneracy around here.
 * [[File:Indiv.png]] - "mUh InDiViDuAl LiBeRtY!!1!" You're just a shittier version of Egoism.
 * [[File:Illeg.png]] - Go serve your goddamn sentence. People who believe in this ideology are either rapists, murders, or both at the same time.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - Aren't you just the above with some steps removed?
 * [[File:Hedonism-cloud.png]] Hedonism - Filthy coomer.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] - An ideology that permits being an absolute piece of shit for their fucking "eGo".
 * [[File:CountEn.png]] - Look. I don't like the enlightenment as well, but why the fuck do you prefer useless chemicals in your brain to rationality?
 * [[File:Reform.png]] - You will never work, dumbass.
 * [[File:InexistentProtoIcon.png]] Inexistent Proto-Ideology - You're the manifestation of a cringy memory of my past that would appear randomly in my head to torment me. Fuck you.

Parody of Bo Burnham lmao
Welcome to politics! Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of ideas, some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you,

Welcome to politics! Come and take a seat Would you like to be a  or a  ? There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha Just read a lot of theory, plenty of time to rest

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Welcome to politics! Put your health aside News from ; hundreds of thousands who died We've got  and  schizos and the   bois And a bunch of digital drawings of  fucking every single ideology

Welcome to politics! Hold onto your shirt 'Cause someone just asked you to add their self-insert It is poorly written and offputting; the formatting sucks Don't pretend you don't think its based, you cuck

See a,  get offended, Go and LARP as an, call the   trash ,, There are way too many -isms , gone back around to Ismism— Here's a template for an ideology, you should kill the feds Here's why ; Which country fits your ideology? Take this quirky quiz

Could I interest you in anything all of the time? A little bit of anything all of the time? Boredom's a necessity, and  is a crime Anything and everything, all of the time Could I interest you in anything all of the time? A little bit of anything all of the time? Boredom's a necessity, and  is a crime Anything and everything, all of the time

Comments
Atronism - Add me, comrade?
 * [[File:pixil-frame-0(27).png]] New Model Of Cheesenism - pls added me
 * - Done.
 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - I added you, add me?
 * - Added.
 * Add me?
 * - Fun fact: You are added.
 * Ronwelltarianism_icon.png - Can you please add me?