Borisism

"Not to be confused with Yeltsinism, a related ideology from Russia."

Borisism is an economically centre to centre-right and culturally centre to centre-right ideology representing the beliefs of Conservative Party politician and former Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson. He describes himself as  but as Mayor of London had inclinations of   and as of recently,. As PM, he has recently supported nationalisation of the economy. He is notably Eurosceptic being one of the leading figures of the Brexit campaign.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Color it navy blue
 * 3) Draw the Union Jack flag, but use azure for the stripes
 * 4) Add the eyes
 * 5) (Optional) Draw a blonde hair on the ball, resembling Boris Johnson's haircut

Personality
The ideology shares the personality of Boris Johnson, and as such is bumbling and posh. He has a tendency of making random references to classical literature and unnecessarily using Latin phrases.

Friends

 * [[File:Con-t.png]] - My party.
 * [[File:Etonball.png]] Etonianism - If only every school was as good as this.
 * [[File:Arist.png]] - Without elites and elitism man would still be in his caves
 * [[File:Church.png]] Churchillism - My hero!
 * [[File:Rpop.png]] - Thanks for the help Bannon.
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] - We can't afford to nap on this issue. Well... Maybe a little bit.
 * [[File:Covidism-icon.png]] Covidism - Stay at home. Control the virus. Save lives. Just ignore that I broke covid rules
 * [[File:Ottoman.png]] - A Neo-Ottoman imperial state is just what Grandpappy would have wanted.
 * [[File:Tradcon.png]] - Moggy!
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] - One of our most important institutions.
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] - Thanks for getting me in, chaps! but the contansting bashing of me is not so jolly good and cool with the report on scandals
 * [[File:Zio.png]] - The only hope for peace in the middle east.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - Oh, how I miss you...
 * [[File:Soccap.png]] - Free-market capitalism but with abit of NHS spending and a good amount of nationalisation sounds splendid to me.
 * [[File:Klep.png]] - This wasn't a party! It was a meeting! Also thanks donors for reventitng my flat (out of taxpayer's money that's is) . I also have been criminally charged and my total disagreed for the rule of law.
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Sexocracy

Frenemies

 * [[File:Necon.png]] - You backstabbing Scottish git. Here's a position in my cabinet.
 * [[File:UKUKIP.png]] Faragism - Thanks for the support on my Brexit deal, but please stop calling for my resignation.
 * [[File:One-Nation Liberalism.png]] One Nation Liberalism - Girly swot, can't you see Brexit is the way forward? Audentes fortuna iuvat, as they say.
 * [[File:Thatchericon.png]] Thatcherism - I was one of your favourite journalists when you were alive - but there is such a thing as society, Maggie.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - I know I supported you as President, but it's time to move on now.
 * [[File:Liberalconservative.png]] - Bog off Heseltine.
 * [[File:Homocon.png]] - I support LGBT rights and everything. But stop getting mad at me for calling you "bumboys".
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] - Sure I support some nationalisation. But I don't go crazy.
 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - ANSWER MY CALLS DAMNIT.
 * [[File: 3way.png]] - Like-minded people from the other party. Sad to see but they are better than most Labour factions.

Enemies

 * [[File:Muslim 2.png]] - Personally I find it absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes.
 * [[File:Corbynism-ball.png]] Corbynism - Naive to the point of being dangerous.
 * [[File:CPGB.png]] Britannocommunism - Dirty tankies.
 * [[File:Starmer2.png]] Starmerism - Don't try to oppose me, mancub.
 * [[File:Putin.png]] Putinism - Screw you Putler, eat my British-made sanctions.
 * [[File:SJW.webp]] SJW - My first target in the War on Woke. Just ignore my COP26 build back comment and my Putin Toxic Masculinity comment
 * [[File:Blm.png]] Black Lives Matter - I'm sure they do, but leave Daddy Churchill alone.
 * [[File:Irepub.png]] Irish Republicanism, [[File:Cball-Scotland.png]] Scottish Nationalism, [[File:CBall-Wales.png]] Welsh Nationalism - Yuck.
 * [[File:European Federalism.png]] - Don't you dare snatch our British prawn cocktail crisps!
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - Stop calling me an authoritarian leftist, there's a pandemic going on.
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - Stop saying I'm part of a Zionist conspiracy to rebuild the world just because I said "Build Back Better" a couple of times and insulting my Jewish heritage!!!
 * [[File:Paleosocialism.png]] Paleosocialism - LITERALLY JOHN MCDONNELL!