Pure Lemonism

Pure Lemonism is an ideology that people get when they find a lemon and then proceed to have hardcore sex with it until it is so full of fluids that it literally explodes. The remnants of the lemon are then put into a blender and whizzed up and then are baked into lemon bars which the person then force-feeds to a fat transgender woman who will then get explosive diarrhea a few hours later. After a few months have passed and there is all sorts of mold and fungus on the lemon bar shit, the person will put all of the slurry into a scrumptious shit sock and will microwave it on high for two minutes. Then, the person would have even more hardcore sex with the poop sock until they get third-degree burns from fucking it too hard, which only turns the person on even more, causing them to fuck the poop sock until their genitals get shredded away just like a cheese grater. The person would then kill themselves immediately afterwards because they can’t have anymore hardcore BDSM poop sex with their lovely, scrumptious, moldy poop sock.

What have I done?