Angry Marineism

Angry Marineism is the ideology of the Angry Marines, a fan-made chapter of Warhammer 40k space marines developed by the denizens of /tg/. In other words, it’s the lovechild (hatechild?) of Imperiumism and  Anonism. It’s also exactly what one would expect from such a union of those ideologies.

As its name implies, Angry Marineism’s defining characteristic is being extremely angry. It is angry for the Emprah, and it is angry towards xenos, heretics, GW, and the like. All the time.

Watsonian
The origins of the chapter are shrouded in mystery. Some speculate that they were one of the two lost legions (suck as the speculated Desert Fangs of Rachnous Rageous), or perhaps a successor chapter of them. Some speculate that they were a successor chapter of the Blood Angels of Sanguinius (hence their immense anger), or a successor chapter of the Black Templars (themselves a successor of Rogal Dorn’s Imperial Fists). It’s entirely possible that they simply manifested one day out of humanity’s collective rage. Wherever they come from, they typically don’t like discussing it. They barely keep any records of their own history themselves and thus most information comes from secondary sources. Their home planet is either Angrymar or McRage.

The chapter master of the Angry Marines is Temperus Maximus, the angriest of all the Angry Marines (and by extension the angriest person in the Imperium of Man). Dreadnoughts of the Angry Marines are known as Belligerent Engines – entities even more angry than normal Angry Marines. The Angry Marines are notable for being the only Astartes chapter with a commissar – his name is Commissar Fuklaw, and he’s only there because he was too angry to be stationed anywhere else. They occasionally work with the Puritan Inquisitor Badasious.

Doylist
Some guy on /tg/ decided to paint a space marine model with some angry faces and cuss words at an unknown point in time (likely early in /tg/’s history). From that point on the fa/tg/uys loved it and basically turned Angry Marines into their mascots.

Back when 7th edition was still a thing (from 2014 to 2017), /tg/ put together an Angry Marines codex available here. An 8th edition version is available here and the 9th edition (current) version is available here.

Beliefs
Angry Marineism is, as mentioned before, effectively a hybrid of Imperiumism and  Anonism. Angry Marines are a loyalist space marine chapter, and as a result they loves and hates all of the things the Imperium of Man loves and hates. Seeing as Angry Marines are effectively an avatar for /tg/’s RAGE at certain parts of the WH40k canon, they also love and hate the things this particular segment of the fanbase loves and hates.

Personality
The personality of Angry Marineism is practically copy-pasted from Imperiumism and mixed with SIMMERING RAGE. Expect gratuitous use of cuss words and insults. In fact, here’s a guide to said cuss words and insults:

Common Words used by Angry Marines

 * Fuck: The most common word in the Angry Marine lexicon, “fuck” can function as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunctive, determination, or exclamation. The word is varied in its meanings, but it is mostly used as a simple expression of virtually any emotion.  It isn’t uncommon to hear the word “FUCK” (all caps) said on its own as an expression of anger.  The word can be drawn out (e.g., “FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”, “FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK”, “FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU…”, etc.) for extra effect.
 * Fucking: An adjective derived from the word “fuck”. The adjective can be used to describe any person, place, or thing regardless of context, positive or negative.
 * Fucker: Noun, used as a general insult.
 * Heresy / Heretical / Heretic: A word commonly used in the Imperium, “heresy” (noun) refers to an action committed by a person which goes against the Imperium. “Heretical” is an adjective and “heretic” refers to someone who commits heresy.  Angry Marines will shout the word “HERESY” (all caps) when something is so displeasing that other words like “fuck” wouldn’t suffice.
 * Extra Heresy: A term coined by Commissar Fuklaw, “Extra Heresy” refers to something so obscenely heretical that simply calling it “heresy” is insufficient.
 * Bitch, Faggot/Fag, Dick, Cunt, Pussy, Bastard, Prick, Twat, etc.: All of these are generic nouns used as insults for persons. Can apply to anyone the Angry Marines intend to insult.
 * Shit, Crap, Bullshit, etc.: These words can be used to express anger, or as a general insult for inanimate objects.
 * Xeno: Noun for an alien. Commonly used as an insult.
 * Ultra- (prefix): A prefixed placed in front of an insult to refer to one of the Ultramarines (a Space Marine chapter that is often regarded as overpowered).
 * Blueberry: Another term for an Ultramarine, in reference to the blue color they wear.
 * Weeaboo or Weeb: A noun used as an insult for a variety of groups, including but not limited to 1) the [[File:Tau'vaicon.png ]] T'au, 2) anyone who fights like the T'au, such as uses of ranged weapons, 3) a westerner who watches Anime.
 * Toasterfucker or Toaster: Noun. A member of the [[File:Reltrans.png]] Mechanicus.
 * Elf (plural Elves): Noun. Eldar/Aeldari. Frequently used with the prefix “fucking”.
 * Mushroom: Noun. An [[File: Waagh!Icon.png]] Ork.
 * Furry, Furfag: While used in the broader Imperium as a noun for [[File:Furry.png]] an especially despised group of heretical mutants, Angry Marines will sometimes use these words as generic insults, but only in specific cases.
 * That Guy: Noun. A particularly horrible person.

THINGS THE ANGRY MARINES FUCKING LOVE

 * [[File:Imperium.png]] THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPERIUM OF MAN - ALL THAT WE DO, WE DO FOR THE GLORY OF THE FUCKING GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND AND HIS FUCKING GLORY!!!!!
 * [[File:4channel.png]] /tg/ - Traditional Games - SOME GENERALLY COOL DUDES.
 * [[File:DOOM.png]] THE DOOM SLAYER - ABSOLUTE GIGACHAD. AN HONORARY MEMBER OF OUR CHAPTER.
 * [[File:Sparta.png]] THIS. IS. SPARTA. - LEONIDAS IS ANOTHER HOMORARY MEMBER.

Things that are kinda meh

 * [[File:Reltrans.png]] Toasterfuckers - On one hand you’re a bunch of fucking weirdos. On the other hand you make good shit.
 * [[File:Khorne.png]] Khorne - A god of RAGE. Too bad he’s a fucking CHAOS “GOD”, CHAOS IS FUCKING STUPID.

STUPID HERETICAL THINGS THAT SUCK MAJOR ASS AND THAT ANGRY MARINES FUCKING HATE
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 * [[File:Chaos.png]] ANYTHING RELATING TO CHAOS - FUCK DAEMONS, FUCK ALL TRAITOR LEGIONS, FUCK THE WARP IN GENERAL, just … FUCK CHAOS!!!! FAKE AND GAY, FUCK YOU!!!!
 * [[File:Demoncrat.png]] FUCKING EREBUS (AND WORD BEARERS IN GENERAL) - FUCK YOU EREBUS!!!!
 * [[File:CultAn.png]] EMPEROR’S CHILDREN - SLANEESHI BASTARDS WHO KEEP THE EMPEROR’S NAME, FUCK OFF!!!!
 * [[File:Agress.png]] WORLD EATERS - YOU CALL YOURSELVES “ANGRY” WHEN YOU’RE REALLY JUST UNREASONABLY AGREESIVE. COME TASTE WHAT REAL ANGER LOOKS LIKE!!!!!
 * [[File:Extrapsy.png]] THOUSAND SONS NOT ONLY ARE YOU CHAOS, BUT YOU’RE ALSO PSYKERS!!!
 * [[File:Xenoeq.png]] XENOS LOVE – SUPER MEGA ULTRA HYPER MOTHERFUCKING EXTRA HERESY!!!!
 * [[File:PCB-Tau'vaicon.png]] WEEBS - YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING FIGHT IN MEELE!!!!
 * [[File:Waagh!Icon.png]] FUCKING MUSHROOMS - STUPID GREEN BASTARDS GET EVERYWHERE!!!!
 * [[File:PCB-Furry.png]] FURFAGGOTS - FUCKING SLAANESHI MUTANT HERETICS, YIFF IN HELL!!!! TASTE OUR WRATH!!!!
 * NOOOOO, I DON’T WANT TO BE A FURRY, THAT’S EXTRA HERESY!!!!!
 * [[File:PCB-Brony.png]] PONYPOSTERS - POSTING PONIES ON /tg/ IS HERESY!!!!
 * WE DESTROYED YOUR BARNHOUSE, HOW DO YOU FELL NOW? HAHAHAHA!!!!
 * NOOOO, I DON’T WANT TO BE A PONY EITHER!!!! GUYS STOP!!!!
 * [[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] DOWNLOADING ILLIGAL MP3s IS HERESY!!!!
 * [[File:Trumptheo.png]] ”gOd EmPeRoR tRuMp” POSTERS NOT ONLY IS IT A SHITTY FORCED MEME, IT’S ALSO EXTRA HERESY!!!!
 * (keep expanding this list)

Wikis

 * [[File:4channel.png ]] Angry Marines (1d4chan)
 * [[File:Fandom.png]] Index Astartes:Angry Marines (Warhammer 40,000 Fandom)

[[File:Youcube.png]] Videos [[File:Youcube.png]]

 * ANGRY MARINES EXPLAINED by an Australian (Majorkill)
 * 40 Facts and Lore about the Angry Marines (OneMindSyndicate)

Tributes

 * ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!!!
 * Warhammer 40K Angry Marine Tribute
 * Warhammer 40k tribute: angry marines
 * Angry Marines Tribute
 * Angry Marine Tribute
 * HMKids – Angry Marines
 * Warhammer 40K Angry Marines - Forces of Rage

Other

 * Meet the Angry Marines (FunnyJunk)