Borisism

Borisism is an economically centre to centre-right and culturally centre to centre-right ideology representing the beliefs of Conservative Party politician and current Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson. He describes himself as  but as Mayor of London had inclinations of   and as of recently,. He is notably Eurosceptic being one of the leading figures of the Brexit campaign.

How to Draw
1. Draw a ball 2. Colour it dark blue 3. Draw the Union flag but draw a light blue instead of the red 4. Draw a shaggy mop of blond hair 5. Add the eyes

Personality
The ideology shares the personality of Boris Johnson, and as such is bumbling and posh. He has a tendency of making random references to classical literature and unnecessarily using Latin phrases.

Friends

 * [[File:Con-t.png]] Conservatism - My party.
 * [[File:Etonball.png]] Etonianism - If only every school was as good as this.
 * [[File:Arist.png]] Aristocracy - Without elites and elitism man would still be in his caves
 * [[File:Church.png]] Churchillism - My hero!
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] Eco-Conservatism - We can't afford to nap on this issue. Well... Maybe a little bit.
 * [[File:Covidism-icon.png]] Covidism - Stay at home. Control the virus. Save lives.
 * [[File:Ottoman.png]] Neo-Ottomanism - Murdering the Kurds is just what Grandpappy would have wanted.
 * [[File:Tradcon.png]] Classical Conservatism - Moggy!
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] Constitutional Monarchism - One of our most important institutions.
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] Mediacracy - Thanks for getting me in, chaps!
 * [[File:Zio.png]] Zionism - The only hope for peace in the middle east.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] Imperialism - Oh, how I miss you...

Frenemies

 * [[File:ScotTory.png]] Goveism - You backstabbing Scottish git. Here's a position in my cabinet.
 * [[File:UKUKIP.png]] Faragism - Thanks for the support on my Brexit deal, but please stop calling for my resignation.
 * [[File:One-Nation Liberalism.png]] One Nation Liberalism - Girly swot, can't you see Brexit is the way forward? Audentes fortuna iuvat, as they say.
 * [[File:Thatchericon.png]] Thatcherism - I was one of your favourite journalists when you were alive - but there is such a thing as society, Maggie.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Trumpism - I know I supported you as President, but it's time to move on now.
 * [[File:Liberalconservative.png]] Liberal Conservatism - Bog off Heseltine.

Enemies

 * [[File:Muslim 2.png]] Islamic Theocracy - Personally I find it absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes.
 * [[File:Corbynism-ball.png]] Corbynism - Naive to the point of being dangerous.
 * [[File:CPGB.png]] Britannocommunism - Dirty tankies.
 * [[File:Starmerball.png]] Starmerism - Don't try to oppose me, mancub.
 * [[File:Putin.png]] Putinism - Literally Hitler.
 * [[File:SJW.webp]] SJW - My first target in the War on Woke.
 * [[File:Blm.png]] Black Lives Matter - I'm sure they do, but leave Daddy Churchill alone.
 * [[File:Irepub.png]] Irish Republicanism, [[File:Cball-Scotland.png]] Scottish Nationalism, [[File:CBall-Wales.png]] Welsh Nationalism - Yuck.
 * [[File:European Federalism.png]] European Federalism - Don't you dare snatch our British prawn cocktail crisps!
 * [[File:Altl.png]] Alt-Lite - Stop calling me an authoritarian leftist, there's a pandemic going on.
 * [[File:Altr.png]] Alt-Right - Stop saying I'm part of a Zionist conspiracy to rebuild the world just because I said "Build Back Better" a couple of times.
 * [[File:Paleosocialism.png]] Paleosocialism - LITERALLY JOHN MCDONNELL!