Cambrian JoeyFloppaism

Cambrian JoeyFloppaism is a strain of JoeyFloppaism that believes that revitalizing and reinvigorating America as to transcend all else requires that all modern life/environment be abolished and that we return to the status quo of the Cambrian (550-480 MYA).

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a circle with a stubby tail. It should resemble a Boo.
 * 2) Color it in olive. (#81aa72)
 * 3) Draw the letter "Ꞓ" in lighter olive. (#abc69f)
 * 4) On the bottom of the ball draw a podium in slightly darker olive. (#96b888)
 * 5) On the podium draw a circle made of two arrows which point counter-clockwise, also in the same color.
 * 6) Inside of the arrows, draw a trilobite of the same color.
 * 7) Draw the eyes.

Friends

 * [[File:OAntiquitism.png]] Ordovician Antiquitism - Based although only goes back 450; should go back 480 or more.
 * [[File:SAntiquitism.png]] Silurian Antiquitism - See above but a little late for you.
 * [[File:Nation.png]] - TRILOBITE NATION!
 * [[File:AmericanModel.png]] American Model - Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. (only for primitive life and trilobites)

Frenemies

 * [[File:TAntiquitism.png]] Triassic Antiquitism - Not as good as the Paleogene antiquitists but seriously better than modernity. JoeyFloppa selected you in the referendum btw.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Why embrace high-tech when you can embrace old values and really old tech?
 * [[File:Lpyaflop.png]] LpyapersonFloppaism - You work with a different timescale than I do but at least you're JoeyFloppaist.

Enemies

 * [[File:Transh.png]] - Reject technology, embrace trilobites.
 * [[File:Posth.png]] - See above.