Craupatkin vs. Plenderplar: Directors cut

This fic contains scenes from Craupatkin vs Plenderplar: Fight for the fate of the Omniverse, that were not used in the story.

at Plendeplaristans command-ship
Neo-Plenderplarism: Proles, BB Informs you that we have found the way to kill the non-existantful gods and become eternalful god of omniverse PlenderCapitalism: How will you do this oh plechrist? : We will use paradoxes to doubleplusdestroy their unexistence.But before we destroy the omni council, we have to kill their guardians, I believe we have enough weaponry to do this. Set course to the omniful council. Plunderplarism: Doubleplusyes master

at the gates of omni council

Biblically Accurate Angelicism: I see enemy ship aprroaching Khorne: Who would be foolish enough to attack the council? We didnt fought anyone since the banishment of Craupatkin. (REDACTED)manism: says the n-word for no reason Azathoth: Here it comes : Prepare to be unpersoned. : BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Assaults Plenderplar : Disentegrates Khorne with his laserbeam : says the n-word for a good reason : Be not afraid! Prepares his flaming sword : You are no match for my weapons. Prepare the rockets! : YOU FOOL! attacks plenderplar but is stopped by a forcefield and then disintegrated by the rocket barage : says the n-word twice : Why are you doing this? You are not helping N-wordmanism : I have a lot of n-word passes and I have to use them all before I die. : You will never get to the omnicouncil trough me, wretched scum! : Open fire! : Yes master. : Sacred bullets? Thats my only weaknes! dies : NIG- Before the cat says its last n-word, Plenderplar oblitarates it with its laser : Now prepare my shuttle, I will kill gods themselves!

Cut scenes from chapter two
Suddenly, Aerin turns to Plenderplar and begins to speak: : Dwaddy Pwanderpwaw pwease dont kiww me, I have bween a bwad girl, you have to pwunish me, UWU. : Doubleplusuncold. Arrest her and put her to my personal torture chambers. :Vomits and dies : What happened to Quark? : He died of cringe! We have to go, their death cant be in vain! :Unperson them! :Yes Master. : Gets shot : Walks up to bleeding Moonlit on the ground This is what happens when you defy us! : Fucking je....Dies : Wait where is the last one? Nevermind, we will unperson him later. looks at quarks dead body This scientists brain could be of use, take him and reprogram him.

Cut scenes from chapter three
at plenderplars private chambers : Please stop! You are using too much hydroxid peroxide! : We will use as much hydroxid peroxide as I wish! : Master plenderchrist, I hate to interrupt you, but Plenderquark thinks he can finish your mind control device. : You have reprogrammend Quark? You monster! : I have and I will reprogram you too if you dont shut up. Are the spies reporting any resistance activity incoming? : No master, in fact they havent been answering at all : Sus

At Plendertower
PlenderQuarkism: Doubleplusgood plenderchrist, soon, you will be able to merge your mind with all living beings and command them, you will be the only entity. : Hurry up, our enemies never sleep. I feel another attack is coming soon.

cut scenes from chapter four and five
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cut scenes from chapter six
: We have been attacked! They already got Bsaheed and Butter! : Theres too many! : Shoots a soldier with a shotgun and pumps it : I wish that shotgun was my dick.

the soldiers keep attacking the base, eventually Fiat and Aaron die

You sons of bitches! Massacres the soldiers until she hears a voice... : Impressive Aerin, you have a spirit, you will be my finest concubine : Never again! : Death it is then Decapitates Aerin . I wnat to be your concubine, ur so cute craupy UwU : Doubleplusuncold and you are not female, so you are not inherently socialist. Lets go, I have a lot of hydroxid peroxide ready.

And so, Gabrial and Plendecraupt walk to the sunset, holding hands

The end