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A fabulous enigma. = Dodsonism = A economic-right, culturally center-left, and socially authoritarian ideology that supports an authoritarian capitalist system of governance and opposes most aspects of Western culture.

Dodsonist thought rejects the concepts of human rights, scientism, copyright and patent laws, and democracy, but supports capitalism, LGBTQ+ rights, multiculturalism, and secularism (though the state uses imagery inspired by the new religious movements of Kemetism and Discordianism, and a leader personality cult modeled after North Korea, Stalinist USSR, and Maoist China). Dodsonist thought also heavily criticizes international organizations such as the United Nations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, European Union, and World Trade Organization, viewing them as tools of western hegemony. It should be noted that while Dodsonism is anti-Western and partially pro-Eurasian, it seeks to carve out its own cultural bloc without interference from western or eastern societies.

Dodsonism is anti-humanist, and rejects the concept of natural rights and human rights. It views natural rights as a secular rebranding of "god-given rights" and human rights as a further mutation of natural rights used by western imperialists to justify wars and invasions against countries that don't follow a western liberal democratic model of government. Dodsonism instead opts for civil (or state-given) rights, as the state provides a non-abstract, objective, and legal source for the rights of the individual. Dodsonist thought upholds the concept of "absolute glamour", a hedonist concept which upholds the beauty of the natural world. Absolute glamour is often considered to clash somewhat with Dodsonism's anti-humanist thought, so absolute glamour advocates for self-pleasure and hedonist activities to distract from its misanthropic train of thought, and advocates for all men to visually beautify themselves through various methods such as femboy conversion for men, removal of facial hair, and dressing in flashy attire. This view is promoted via the quote "Humans are hideous both on the inside and outside, but it's far easier to make them fabulous on the outside". Dodsonist thought adheres to the concept of Malthusianism, and as such, enforces population control policies in the form of a 2-child policy and a ban on heterosexual and unprotected intercourse before marriage.

Dodsonism advocates for an almost completely free capitalist market, only intervening if an economic action undermines or criticizes the state, or if an economic action causes environmental harm. Dodsonism allows for somewhat free press, but suppresses anti-government material and owns a network of state-funded media that runs alongside privately-owned media. Dodsonist governments do not punish victimless crimes and rarely engage in government surveillance outside of official buildings, but citizens who break the remaining extreme crimes are met with extreme punishment, and police funding is very heavy. It should be noted that while Dodsonism fully supports capitalism, it views both capitalism and communism as "evil" economic ideologies, opting for capitalism based on personal preference. Dodsonism does, however, advocate for cooperation between communist and capitalist ideologies and economies. Dodsonism is usually anti-war and anti-imperialism, but keeps a military, using it for self-defense and irredentist annexation of territories it views as historically belonging to the nation.

Dodsonist governments do not hold elections, and leaders are appointed every 6 years by the previous leader. Each newly appointed leader is chosen under the following conditions:


 * 1) The leader must be a femboy or woman, cannot have facial hair, and cannot be overtly obese. The nation must retain an image of powerful beauty.
 * 2) The leader must strictly adhere to the ideology of Dodsonism, and is disallowed from modifying or reforming it, even slightly. The nation cannot be opened to reforms that would risk turning the nation into one that runs under an undesirable government, especially a non-benevolent dictatorship or democracy.
 * 3) The leader cannot directly announce potentially controversial policy changes as-is and must formulate an intentionally abstract, vague, and confusing speech which will be left to the public to interpret. Confusion breeds optimism.
 * 4) The leader must have a history in either arts (ranging from fashion models, musicians, media personalities, and actors) or business (ranging from investors, business owners, oligarchs, and billionaires).



Tenets
Femboy Fascism

Femboy Nationalism

Masculine Feminism

Hedonism

Eco-Authoritarianism

Kleptocracy

Fourth Theory (partially, minus social conservatism)

Police Statism

Anti-Democracy

Anti-Liberalism

Authoritarian Capitalism

Pink Capitalism (partially, minus support for neoliberalism)

Copyright Illegalism

Anti-Humanism

Anti-Americanism

Anti-Atlanticism

Russophilia

Irredentism



Real Life

 * Josip Broz Tito
 * France-Albert René
 * Lee Kuan Yew
 * Vladimir Putin (partially, minus homophobia and socially conservative policies)
 * Benito Mussolini (partially, minus wartime racism)

Fictional

 * Mettaton (Undertale)
 * Thanos (Marvel Universe)
 * Big Brother (1984)
 * Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog Series) (partially, minus anti-environmentalism)