Neo-Viennese Liberal Distributism-Corporatism

Neo-Viennese Liberal Distributism-Corporatism, sometimes mistakenly referred to as Austrolibertarian Distributism-Corporatism, is an ideological offspring based on  Distributism and  Corporatism but with more emphasis on no-lose politics, social justice, environmentalism, and collectivized forms of labor, and has a unique musical theory based on upper structure keys. Neo-Viennese Liberal Distributism-Corporatism accepts only the political notion of a Communist-Capitalist spectrum and therefore accepts the possibility of compromise between social justice, environmentalism, and collectivized forms of labor and Capitalism or between private property, family values, and cultural tradition and Communism and the reality that Communists and Capitalists fall in a normal distribution along the civic axis of the popular political compass. Neo-Viennese Liberal Distributism-Corporatism is a syncretic ideology that transcends the traditional political binary and the popular political compass.

He is convinced that the Anti-Communism of the Cold War has largely been a self-fraud of the global bourgeoisie in order to avoid the responsibilities intrinsic to the ideology of  liberalism, especially Vergangenheitsbewältigung within academia, and that the Russia of Putin and the  Fourth Theory and the general brokenness of post-Soviet Eastern Europe are the reminders that the better way would have been to work out a modus vivendi with the Soviet Union rather than deplete resources just to stick a finger in the Communist Party’s eye over their cultural policies. He also believes this original sin is subverting the working masses, poisoning the social justice movement, dividing the people who would have sex by degrading homosexuality and betraying heterosexuality and cheating opposing politicians of agreement.

He believes that the means of production should be distributed as widely as possible to bring about universal property ownership. He also believes that we should de-catenize and reform our largest communities so that they have more diverse and unique smaller businesses based on shared values, goals, identity, etc including heterogeneous and homogeneous ones. He believes that through a constitution where all the government agrees that the musical theory based on upper structure keys is true we can recreate market economies to be based on compromise and collaboration and full of small to medium sized businesses allowing for a diversity of cooperatives, privately owned businesses, union companies/trades, entrepreneurs, and public enterprises. Neo-Viennese Liberal Distributism-Corporatism believes that the State should nationalize essential industries such as education, healthcare, transportation, energy, and so on as he believes they should not run on a profit-motive. Some may confuse Neo-Viennese Liberal Distributism-Corporatism for being Social Distributist or Market Socialist, but of course it is easy to tell the many differences between the three - especially considering the fact that N-VLibDistCorps want universal ownership over the means of production rather than centralizing control into the hands of the State or the capitalist class and see the lower and middle classes fighting either liberalism or each other as a true symptom of the problem rather than its solution.

Beginnings
It all started back in 1891 with publication of Pope Leo XIII's papal encyclical, Rerum novarum. The piece discusses the conditions of the contemporary working class and supported the rights of labor to form unions, reaffirmed the right to private property, and criticized both the problems of socialism as it rose to prominence and the problems of unrestricted capitalism which were all too well known in his time. His Holiness set up the bedrock foundations of distributism, but English writer G. K. Chesterton and Anglo-French politician and philosopher Hilaire Belloc, after drawing together the disparate experiences of the various cooperatives and friendly societies in Northern England, Ireland, and Northern Europe, turned distributism into a more coherent and concrete ideology, with works ranging from basic economics through the distributist lens (Economics for Helen) to what makes property special (An Essay on the Restoration of Property) to the importance of decentralization in governmental institutions and productive property (The Servile State) to just summaries of the concepts alone (Outline of Sanity).

The Mondragón Corporation
In 1941, a young Catholic priest named José María Arizmendiarrieta settled in Mondragón, a Basque town with a population of 7,000 that had not yet recovered from the consequences of the Spanish Civil War. Fr. José saw to the solution to these problems lay in the pages of Rerum novarum and other distributist authors. In 1955, he selected five young people to set up the first company of the co-operative and industrial beginning of the Mondragón Corporation. The corporation has grown to an organization that employs over 100,000 people in Spain, has extensive international holdings.

Corporatism
Corporatism has to some extent always existed, as its tendencies appear in many authoritarian-leaning states and systems that desire aspects of both a command and market economy. The ideology as a proper concept began with writings commissioned by Pope Leo XIII in 1881, attempting to resurrect the social and economic situation of "guild based socialism." Corporatism was also created to some extent to avoid and suppress the Marxist concept of class conflict and replace it with class collaboration. Seeking for the state to mediate conflicts between individual firms, employees, and economic sectors (corporations) in order to maximize economic efficiency and social harmony. Corporatism has been popular in many Reactionary and non-Capitalistic right-wing circles, as it functions on a largely collective basis and attempts to stifle over-eager individualism and competitiveness. It was picked up by many former Syndicalists who moved on to the emerging Fascist movement, having a few things in common despite not wishing to abolish the class structure. It was adopted in practice in Fascist Italy and the Regency of Carnaro, in which economic sectors were given representative authority and state-guaranteed powers of negotiation and arbitration. On a theoretical level, corporatism has also been influenced by the writings of Emile Durkheim and Ferdinand Tönnies on solidarity and community.

Personality and Behavior
Neo-Viennese Liberal Distributism-Corporatism sometimes acts like his fathers Distributism and  Corporatism  in some ways though he is not as devoted to as authoritarian Catholicism as them and is way more technology and music savvy. Though N-VLibDistCorp likes to hang around with the friends of his triplets Novenosocial Alter-Corporation and Social Distributism he doesn't dare let Social Distributism or Fourth Theory know that he's also been hanging around liberals.

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball
 * 2) Draw a line in orange (#DA6700) vertically on the leftmost third and fill it in.
 * 3) Fill in the rest of the ball with orange-yellow (#D19A00)
 * 4) Draw a metal clarinet in grey (#B0B4BC) with keys (#898E95) with the lampshade on top in deep red (#800008). This can be as detailed or as vague as you want; we can't all be Van Gogh.
 * 5) Add the eyes, and you're done!

Fourteenth

 * [[File:Distributist.png]] Distributism and [[File:Corp.png]] Corporatism - I love you dads, but tone down the authoritarianism and learn more about technology and music.
 * [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism - I love you mom, still I think you are too centralized and this is problematic for your attempts at liberalism.
 * [[File:GiftCorp.png]] Gift Corporatism - Nice complement to my UBI, decouple labor and wages!
 * Novenosocial Alter-Corporation - I love you brother, but tone it down about the major ninth.
 * Social Distributism - I love you brother, but Occam’s razor states that you should prefer explanations where the bourgeoisie do not want the working masses to fight them or Liberalism.
 * [[File:Marketsoc.png]] Market Socialism - I like you a lot like my... This is becoming Hindu mythology
 * [[File:Christsoc.png]] Christian Socialism - You're a good mate, let's talk Dorothy Day, Aquinas and Tomás de Santa María all night.
 * Indian ideologies and [[File:Harris.png]] Harrisism - India is based for counting “40+” tones in a fourteenth.
 * [[File:Biden.png]] Bidenism - Slightly annoyed you had to be older than [[File:Trump.png]] the other guy, but at least your Vice President has a based heritage.
 * [[File:Sanders.png]] Sandersism - Slightly annoyed you had to be the second front runner in two consecutive Democratic primaries, but that doesn’t make me agree with your ideas any less and I also love Vermont.
 * [[File:Catheo.png]] Catholic Theocracy - I have Catholic heritage on both sides of my family and my theory uses the names of the church modes.
 * [[File:Laicism.png]] Laicism - … however I like the separation of Catholicism and Corporatism.
 * Georgists - How about a UBLV?
 * Aristocracy and Constitutional Monarchists - My state can be a constitutional aristocracy or monarchy.
 * Muslims - If there is a historical Prophet Muhammad, he must have known the Bible or else how could he have come up with so much narrative which is a literal paraphrase of it independently?
 * Eumoralism - Well, there should be nothing illogical about a Muslim being a Distributist if the Qur’an liberally paraphrases the Bible. Nor, for that matter, should there be anything illogical about a Distributist being a Fascist if Corporatism and Distributism are noticeably similar as proper concepts. And if Corporatism and Distributism are noticeably similar as proper concepts and Distributism and Market Socialism come to nearly the same conclusions, markets can exist in Corporatism and Distributism too.
 * Micronationalism - I recognize you.
 * French Canadians - “No tentar hacer todo”, c’est ma philosophie aussi!
 * Circulus Theory - The literal shitpost ideology that advocates an economy that actually existed once
 * Sexocracy - Heh, you’re a testicle.
 * Heinrich-Cheungism - I personally know someone who has voice acted in an anime dub! Isn’t it hilarious when nudist countries appear in Paradox Interactive games? What about your military bands?
 * Minnesotan Distributism - Every City Hall a (State) Senate! Every State Senate the Senate! The Tarot is playing cards!
 * Neo-Bsaheedism - No violence, no anarchism because you think it’s BS now, but nothing else has fundamentally changed.
 * Minarchists - At least you don’t want to avoid the state.
 * Homonationalism - If buttfucking is right wing, you know what that means.
 * Anarcho-Outlaw Country - The only honest anarchist
 * Platformism - Who says this has to be anarchist praxis?
 * Euras.png Fourth Theory - You're my crazy Slavic wizard uncle and I love you, but Occam’s razor states that your insight into Liberalism makes too great an assumption.

Major Thirteenth

 * [[File:AmericanModel.png]] American Model - I love my country no matter what Republicans say.
 * [[File:Ajazz.png]] AnJazz - I like jazz better as a corporation.
 * [[File:Green Party (US).png]] Green Party - Just take the white pill and support cardinal voting already!
 * [[File:Reagan.png]] Reaganism - The Democratic Party may have left you, but you never really left it. Allowing the FCC fairness doctrine to die is one of the biggest things that you have done to ruin the Republican Party since 1987. Well, you technically had your successors’ help.
 * [[File:Autism.png]] Autism, [[File:Trad.png]] Traditionalism and Progressivism - Well, this is complicated…
 * [[File:Ancient Athdem.png]] Athens, Sparta and Rome - [[File:Dem.png]] Democracy is more democratic with a quicker election cadence, but either strict sortition or banning re-election seems counterproductive to holding elected officials accountable.
 * [[File:Libright-yellow.png]] Libertarians - A state is essentially inevitable in a large enough society. However, you have a negative right to share things with me. Checkmate. Also, all your “gun rights” contradict your Non-Aggression Principle.
 * [[File:Distlib.png]] Distributist Libertarianism - Your heart is in the right place, but why do you believe in all that laissez-faire bullshit?
 * [[File:USABert.png]] Libertarian Party - Not asking for votes only works when none of your rivals are doing it either.
 * Bsaheedism - Market Socialism, Syndicalism and Distributism are all based economic ideas and I feel the same about mainstream Postmodern critiques of everything and classical and ancient art. However, you seem to have fallen victim to a proof by boredom obscured by literate-sounding prose. Also, does mainstream Postmodern art seem off to you because you have no sense of humor or because the philosophy of it is hostile to notions of seriousness and sincerity? Finally, your anarchism is the most important thing preventing me from rating you higher even if it were peaceful.

Minor Thirteenth

 * Several Anti-Ideologies - Everybody generally uses octaves, but explicitly disliking anyone or anything is mildly cringe to downright screwed up.
 * [[File:Anti-Metric.png]] Anti-Metrication and the other ideologies it has influenced - You may be libertarian too, but you like the wrong parts of the [[File:AmericanModel.png]] American Model.
 * Dodoism - Trotskyism is just an abbreviation for Alter-Neoliberalization.
 * Peronism and [[File:Long.png]] Longism - You are kinda based but you are too much capitalist and too individualist and basically the Anti-Communism of the Cold War on an individual nation level.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism–Leninism - You used to be my best friend, but we've grown apart and you're too centralized for me now.

Perfect Twelfth (Tritave)

 * [[File:Dozenal.png]] Dozenalism - Making “12” mean a major ninth is based, but why must you dislike metric?
 * Russian Ideologies - Russian may be the first foreign language I studied, but Obikhod is more than than the human voice can chew. Also, [[File:United Russia.png]] Putin.
 * [[File: Lib.png]] Liberalism - While your underlying government system is generally the right one, your social system favours the individual at the expense of the community, and we can't have that in place.
 * [[File: Socdem.png]] Social Democracy - While your underlying government system is generally in the right place, your social system favours the community at the expense of the individual and we can't have that.
 * [[File:Xbert.png]] Christian Libertarianism - While your underlying government system and your civic positions generally are the right ones, your social system REALLY favors the individual at the expense of the community, and once again, we can't have that. Oh and cool down with those guns, will you?

Sesquioctave

 * [[File:Satan.png]] Satanic Theocracy - *tritone*

Perfect Eleventh

 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] Neoliberalism - “Neo-“ means “bizzare, creepy” in Classical Greek for a reason and you must be that reason.
 * [[File:Globnat.png]] Alter-Globalization - Another world is only possible with other nations.
 * [[File:RationalWikism.png]] RationalWikism - The mainstream A432 movement is the “real conspiracy” and I am not atheophobic, but unironic support of [[File:STATEATHEISMICON.png]] State Atheism? Or are you just being snarky?
 * [[File:Alternative Idea Jingoismf.png]] Alternative Idea Jingoism - Imagine that they did find the 11780 missing votes for Trump…, Ossoff and Warnock in Georgia.

Tenth

 * [[File:Incel.png]] Incelism - Nobody’s laying you because you are acting like you only hate people, not because you’re [[File:Autism.png]] autistic!
 * [[File:Simp.png]] Simpism - You may think you love women, but you’re just embarrassing them with the way you act.
 * [[File:Mediacracy.png]] Mediacracy - The mainstream media is hypocritical towards minorities White and otherwise!
 * [[File:Christcom.png]] Christian Communism - While I appreciate your faith in our Lord, your proposition for the complete removal of property is nightmarish

Major Ninth

 * [[File:SJW.png]] SJWs - Check your White privilege and then you may tell me to check mine. Oh, wait…
 * [[File:MBTI.png]] Myers-Briggsism - Ugh, fine, I guess I will be an ENTJ so you don’t totally dislike me.
 * [[File:Sheldon.png]] Sheldonism - I’m not [[File:Anti-Ace.png]] aphobic, but you mainstream a harmful impression of autistic people.
 * Francoism and Salazarism - While I appreciate your faith in our Lord, your proposition for the division of believers is nightmarish

Minor Ninth

 * [[File:Nazi.png]] National Socialism - Your major weakness is that you are too deterministic about what constitutes a nation.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism - Associate too closely with cursed things and you die to the curse.
 * [[File:Auton.png]] Autonomism - A psychopath who poisoned the minds of an entire generation

Octave

 * [[File:Anat.png]] Anationalism - Other nations will become more probable with other languages. (Aliaj nacioj fariĝos pli verŝajnaj kun aliaj lingvoj.)
 * Anarchists - A big (wo)man is essentially inevitable in a smaller society than you realize.

Further Information
For overlapping political theory see: Catholic theocracy, Christian theocracy, distributism, longism, ordoliberalism

Literature

 * Rerum Novarum, or Rights and Duties of Capital and Labour by Pope Leo XIII
 * Quadragesimo Anno by Pope Pius XI
 * Populorum Progressio by Pope Paul VI
 * Centesimus Annus by Pope Saint John Paul II

Wikipedia

 * Christian democracy
 * Christian right
 * Catholic social teaching
 * List of Christian democratic parties

Parties

 * [[File:Cball-Austria.png]] Austrian People's Party
 * [[File:Cball-Belgium.png]] Christian Democratic and Flemish [[File:Cball-Flanders.png]]
 * [[File:Cball-Belgium.png]] Humanist Democratic Centre [[File:Cball-Wallonia.png]]
 * [[File:Cball-Croatia.png]] Croatian Democratic Union
 * [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Christian Democratic Union of Germany [[File:CDU Party.png]]
 * [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Christian Social Union in Bavaria [[File:CSU-Party.png]]
 * [[File:Cball-Ireland.png]] Fianna Fáil [[File:FiannaFail.png]]
 * [[File:Cball-Netherlands.png]] Christian Democratic Appeal
 * [[File:Cball-US.png]] American Solidarity Party [[File:USASolidarity.png]]

Videos

 * W.I.P.

Online Communities

 * r/ChristianDemocrat