Polcompballs Go To The Circus!

"This story is WIP, meaning I am not done with this story as of now." Before you read this, you are probably wondering, "Isn't PCB already basically a circus?" Yes. PCB is a circus. And?

Chapter 0: Introduction
It was another normal day in PCB Land. Everyone was acting their normal selves (well, as normal as the Polcompballs act), until decided that the PCB universe needed more fun and excitement. So, Capitalism decided to travel to the center of PCB Land to locate to start a circus. Meanwhile, Satirism was at home trying to come up with a joke that would get even SJW to laugh and not cancel him. He was practicing with and ChatGPT, as they had a similar sense of humor to SJW. (which is just them educating you on pseudo-morality) *looking in a joke book, as all of his original jokes were too "offensive"Uhh, What do you call a pig that does karate? I don't know, what is it? *unamused at this pointA pork chop. This joke may be considered offensive to many groups of people, such as animal activists, Jews, Muslims and Asians. Do you want to hear the reason why this joke might be considered offensive to these groups? This is getting annoying! What jokes will make you laugh and not get you offended? If you are having trouble, talk to me or ChatGPT. Yeah, but every time I did that, the jokes you gave were not funny! Satirism! GPT, how do you know my na- Wait. You're not GPT! Why are you here, Capitalism? I am trying to start a circus. I was wondering if you were interested in joining. Why? Because you like making jokes. But APPARENTLY, everything I say is too offensive now! The main audience is most likely not going to be SJWs. And what do I get in return? If you join, I will pay you $69420 after the end of the circus. Deal! Cap continues recruiting many other ideologies to join them in the circus, such as Lipostocracy, Dwarfocracy, Hyper-SJW, (forcefully) Averagism,, Decelerationism, the flying mat, and many others. The only thing Cap had left to do was to get people to come to the circus. So, Cap employed Speedocracy to send advertisements all around PCB Land.
 * Capitalism walks in to the room where Satirism is in.

Chapter 1: The Advertisements
Within 10 seconds, the entirety of PCB Land was filled with flyers, commercials, and advertisements for Cap's circus. While some people became excited by the circus opening up in a few days, many around PCB Land were less than happy. These are the confessions we managed to gather by, , Stalinism, and this basic white girl. I just want to grill! I don't want to have to see everyone lining up to go to the circus RIGHT OUTSIDE OF MY BACKYARD! This circus is yet another example of the decay of society today! Іf тне шогкегs fіпд оцт авоцт тніs десадепт сарітаlіsт сігсцs, тнеу шіll ве соггцртед ву тне еѵіls оf сарітаlіsм! The circus is a prime example of (((judeo-capitalism)))! I don't know anything about this circus or even what a circus is, but I read on BuzzFeed that the circus is a prime example of [insert leftist slurs here]! However, most ideologies still support the circus, meaning the circus will still be happening. Attention, polcompballs! The circus will open in 1 week! Almost everyone was excited and cheering when Cap announced the news. Now the only thing that kept everyone from the circus was time.