Rejuvenative Hamburg thought

, also known as or simply, is the ideology of  JonahF2014. It is a economically left unity, culturally  syncretic (but mostly  progressive), and   Separatist ideology as well as specific plan for the future of the   Free and Hanseatic City of Hamburg in current  Germany.



is the ideology of JonahF2014 which has mostly stayed the same since 2021 although it has been observed to be slowly moving to the  right on some specific issues, especially since mid-February of 2022. This self-insert page as well as the name and flag were created on 6th March 2022 and finished on TBA, before that this ideology had no written records and was relatively fluid. Please look at the history tab to make sure the last edits were recent before making judgments as a potentially outdated page may no longer represent my views.

This is an overview of the ideology, basically a TL;DR. promotes a distinct system of statist,  socialist, and   ethnopluralist  Tinism. It aims for the establishment of a independent  greater Hamburg under a   semi-federal as well as   semi-direct democratic government where most industry is a automated and directly  owned by the state, allowing for local production and export with little to no human labor. Generated income from said automated and state-owned industries will then be distributed between the people as a from of Universal Basic Income. All non-automated industries shall be owned and managed by the workers directly through democratic means. Work as such should ideally be made voluntary, with those choosing to work having a monetary advantage but not obligation. Housing and all land is to be owned and managed by the state (or rather local council) with private property being abolished in favor of only personal property (ownership by use), and housing being free and recognized as a right. Two autonomous zones are to be established within the state, one   anarchist, acting as a completely independent "government"; and the other  primitivist, serving as a unregulated natural forested area for  luddites and  primitivists alike to retreat to either permanently or temporarily.

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advocates for a system that could probably be best described as  Semi-Federalism; It advocates for a strong national (/ city) government which is divided into city boroughs which handle more local manners, somewhat akin to municipalities, as well as local economic planning and land management. While boroughs serve mostly a executive role, they may also be permitted some very limited legislative abilities, for example pertaining to geographically-based exclusion of certain vehicles or objects as well as local incentives. Boroughs are further divided into city districts which are mostly based on cultural, geographic, and historical distinctions; city districts have no power or even government by themselves unless they join/form a regional council (Regionalausschuss) or decide to hold district assembly meetings, both of which are mostly concerned with executing the borough's plans and using their allocated budget for local improvement. Everything except the district assemblies are already in place in contemporary Hamburg to a slightly lesser extent.

As mentioned above, the state is normally (excluding autonomous zones) divided into 3 administrative divisions and/or up to 5 political divisions. What the national government does was already explained under, here is what the other divisions do: City Boroughs (German: Bezirke) are wip Regional Councils or Regional Committees (German: Regionalausschüsse) are councils of regional delegates that are formed between usually more than one city district to communicate with the borough councils on local issues, they are also provided with an annual budget which they can use however they please, usually by doing things the borough hasn't gotten around to (such as fixing roads) or helping the districts culture/ history in some capacity. Regional councils are primarily used as an intermediary between the Borough and the districts, serving the function of advising the borough on what the district(s) need(s) help with and advising the borough in the execution of it's plans. Regional councils are optional, while many districts might form/ join one, there is no obligation to; this can be seen in contemporary Hamburg where regional councils already exist but not for most districts. Regional councils are a delegation of 5-15 elected politicians from the member district(s) (depending on population) which are elected at the same time as the borough council is elected, providing a secondary ballot for everyone living in districts which are part of a regional council. Everyone may attend a regional council meeting and even interject with questions or their own proposal, non-elected citizen are not allowed to participate in regional council votes. District Assemblies (German: Stadtteilversammlungen) are a community meeting in which everyone residing in the district may participate and which may be organised by anyone in the district (officially or unofficially) to discuss and debate the borough's plans and policies as well as decide on extremely local manners such as district insignia and events. If a vote of any kind is held, it is via direct democracy, letting every resident (over the age of 14) who is participating/present at the meeting have one vote. District assemblies must be held in public and accessible spaces such as a community/ youth center, school, park, club house, or sports hall; The government is required to provide access to any available public space if the residents wish to hold a meeting. District assemblies must also be held at reasonable and accessible times, usually on the weekend around afternoon. District assemblies should be attended by politicians from said district who work in any level of government (usually borough or regional) to listen to the citizen's concerns and suggestions as well as debate with them whenever possible; non-elected politicians from said district may ideally also attend the meetings to partake in debate and perhaps even convince possible future voters of their ideas. They are comparable to current German concept of "Bürgerversammlung(de)". -Official vs Unofficial- Official district assemblies are registered with the borough government and are a permanent governmental body which holds regular meetings, it is organised by a single organisation (borough government, citizen's group, cultural group, etc.), and may have some of the regional council's resources (decisions and/or budget) allocated to it. If no regional council exists, a officially registered district assembly can replace it fully. Unofficial district assemblies are unregistered with the borough or regional government and mustn't adhere to any schedule or etiquette, in exchange for which they have no direct connection with any official governmental body and must thus file and submit all decisions independently with the possibility of them getting rejected. City Districts (German: Stadtteile) do not serve any political role and are not obligated to have a government (although they are able to from one via a Regional Council or Districts Assembly). They serve only as cultural, historical, geographic, and general identity-based subdivisions. They hold official status and primarily exist for identity and administrative purposes (for example showcasing data or referencing a specific area). City districts are strongly encouraged (but not required) to have their own insignia to strengthen local identity, insignia are usually and traditionally a Coat of Arms and Flag, but districts may also adopt a Logo or Seal instead or in addition. Some contemporary examples of district heraldry within Hamburg can be seen here.

Within Hamburg there aught to be two autonomous regions established (see map), they are:


 * The St. Pauli Autonomous Zone is to be established in large parts of the current districts of St. Pauli and Altona-Altstadt, as well as all of Sternschanze. This autonomous zone shall be a independently governed [[File:Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communist society under government oversight, this is to cater to local political interests without granting full independence but also as a test of the system itself. Hamburg [[File:PolState.png]] law enforcement and state services will not be permitted to enter the territory unless granted permission by whatever council/ government is to unify the (presumably multiple) commune(s). The independent government(s) are also permitted to make their own rules, even ones contradictory with those of the state (which do not apply in the territory). Due to extremely high autonomy and completely different rules (as well as possibly a different Immigration policy), strict borders will be enforced on the territory. Only those of provable Hamburger citizenship shall be allowed to enter and leave the territory with intention of entering into regular Hamburg territory. This does not apply to tourists who may attain a free visiting permit at the border which will be checked and destroyed upon leaving. Both citizen and tourists shall undergo inspection upon leaving the territory (and if applicable also before entering).


 * The Hamburger Berge Autonomous Region is to be established in the the southern forested region of the state. It its to be area of pure and largely or fully uncontrolled nature which shall be separated from the surrounding areas by a fence. It shall be a retreat for those that desire a simpler life such as [[File:Neolud.png]] luddites and [[File:Anprim.png]] primitivists; in this area they may roam free and practice their lifestyle uninterrupted and unimpaired side by side with the natural wildlife. The territory would be ungoverned other than by potentially [[File:Neolud.png]] luddite or [[File:Tribal.png]] tribal governments as well as a oversight committee, which would have way more authority than the oversight committee in the St. Pauli area does, even being able to call in [[File:Strato.png]] military or [[File:PolState.png]] law enforcement if situations get out of hand. The oversight committee would also regulate immigration - although less strictly enforced than with the St. Pauli area, this area too, shall have border checkpoints for legal entry and exit. Illegal entry may be done via the fence on all but the southern territory's border as the southern border is also the national border and will thus be enforced regularly if not stricter, likely though a wall.

Oversight committees exist to oversee and keep the two autonomous zones in order. They are appointed by the National Convention and their duties vary depending on the territory; however it can generally be summarized as overseeing/ observing the autonomous regions, making sure they are functioning as intended, are save, and do not rebel against the central government; they may also call in state help in case of emergency such as a terrorist attack, natural disaster, or major fire - basically anything that may threaten the state itself's (and it's citizen) or the in the autonomous regions residing people's safety. Oversight committees also manage the border safety and controls between the regions and main Hamburg.
 * The oversight committee in the St. Pauli Autonomous Region is to observe the safety and stability of the territory and strongly enforce the border between the territory and main Hamburg. It is to only help in emergencies when the commune/ confederal government(s) either ask them to or have collapsed or when main Hamburg and it's people are at direct threat.
 * The oversight committee in the Hamburger Berge Autonomous Region is to patrol the territorial boundary and register entry and exit from the territory as well as the number of residents. Similarly to the other oversight committee, this one too is to ensure stability and safety of the territory and it's residents but most importantly the plant- and wildlife. Armed patrols of the territory might be undertaken in irregular intervals to ensure that no one is disturbing nature to a significant degree, especially with modern (and forbidden) technology. In contrast to the other oversight committee, this one has actual power within and over the territory itself and may dismiss or oust any established government if it threatens the values of simple/ primitive living, nature presentation, and border security; or if it poses a significant threat to other people or wildlife residing within or even outside of the territory.

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Hamburg should be a export and shipping-orientated economy inside a customs and economics agreement with other northern German states, other than that Hamburg should retain a position of Pacifism,  isolationism, and relative neutrality.

Hamburg should have open borders with it's neighbors in a similar manner to the current European Union, this open border policy however is only applicable to temporary communes (for example tourism or passing through), anyone wishing to immigrate and permanently reside in Hamburg must follow the procedures and requirements laid out in.

A regular knee-high border fence should be set up in addition to clear markers (signs) at all possible entry and exit points of the border (including exclaves if applicable). A regular border patrol should also be established and wonder the border at day and night and sight as well as register and question anyone that may violate regular immigration/ entry procedure. In addition to the fence on the vast majority of the border, there may also be a proper and sometimes even permanently staffed wall set up at certain vulnerable points of the border; the most glaring example of this is the southern autonomous zone's southern international border along which a permanently staffed border wall shall be built, other forests should be content with regular patrolled (but not permanently staffed) walls if determined to be worth the effort and cost (if not they'll just get the regular fence like the rest of the border). At major roads there should be customs huts where some may be asked for identification if they wish to enter or leave Hamburg, some may even be taken aside to have their luggage checked; all such checks should be irregular though as long as Hamburg is surrounded by friendly states with which it shares a customs union as per above proposal. This system has obvious similarities to the current customs union of the European Union which I believe we should imitate to some extent.

"See Also: and " Immigration should be strongly limited by a hard per-year limit so as to make it impossible for immigrants to threaten the local population, this limit should be very low, likely in the hundreds. Peoples from every countries are to be held to the same standards laid out below.

Here is a rough idea for the point-list for all immigrants, the more points one has the more likely one is to get in, anyone below 200 points will be always be rejected. The points are allocated as following:

In addition to these points there are also other mandatory requirements such as:
 * Pass the citizenship test
 * No or minor criminal record
 * Speak the German language (fluently)
 * Have stepped foot in the territory of Hamburg before (for example as a tourist)
 * Have never been involved in a organisation which the government of Hamburg considers to be terrorist
 * Be willing to accept your new nationality; including calling and identifying yourself as "German" and "Hamburger/ Hamburgian"

"'Whoever abuses his right to hospitality has forfeited his right to hospitality.' ━ Sahra Wagenknecht, 2016" Recent immigrants, residents without citizenship, residents with dual-citizenship, or refugees that commit crime should be immediately deported. Obviously we need to work on prevention, economic crime shouldn't be a necessity for any resident of Hamburg, no matter where they came from or how long they're staying; but violent crime (such as rape, murder, or other bodily harm) is never justified and should be punished with deportation. If you cannot behave and keep to our rules then you have forfitted your right to be here.

In compliance with international law and common decency, Hamburg too, should harbor war refugees until their home country is stable again, upon which they will have to return; no matter the government in place. The refugee policy does not change with ethnicity or territory of origin. During their stay in Hamburg, refugees should be able to enjoy a good standard of living in the Hanskalbsand refugee camp where they may attend classes and work in democratically-run workplaces while also freely and openly practicing their religion and culture separate from Hamburger society. They are to be provided with good food and shelter as well as plenty of other amenities, in exchange for which they are expected to either attend classes so that they may help improve their home country when returning, or to work in some capacity so as to give back to Hamburg's economy or further their culture. The Refugees are free to leave the camp for their home state, or a state in which they have attained citizenship, at any time and without reason.

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Everything that reasonably and safely can be automated should be. The state must take full control over all automated means of production and export produced products for profit, of course the people of Hamburg come first and the locally produced goods shall be given/ sold to local distributors with a higher priority. WIP

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"We are convinced that liberty without socialism is privilege and injustice; and that socialism without liberty is slavery and brutality" "━ Mikhail Bakunin, 1953" wip

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State and religion should be completely separate and all religions treated equally before the law. Religious organisations that qualify as Cults or engage in illegal practices should be observed/limited/banned on an individual basis, not on a theological basis (aka. banning the faith itself). Despite this however, I believe that we should work on eliminating the abrahamic religions form  Hamburg altogether, this might be done subtly via the education system; The education system would teach facts and dispute religion, especially common abrahamic religions, so as to free children from parental indoctrination. Trends in the west have shown that people lacking faith (since they have left an abrahamic one in favor of Agnosticism) tend to either become  Atheist or seek new spirituality via the adoption of  non-abrahamic faiths  and  esotericism, this shall bring us to a great new age of non-abrahamic religious diversity.

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"'German Unification was the second in a long series of German mistakes.' ━ JonahF2014 (that's me), 20/03/2022" The unified German state has only brought suffering onto Europe and it's own people, this resulted in the ethnic cleansing of the eastern Germans. To whichever extent peacefully possible, we should aim to reverse both these mistakes; this includes both the dissolution of the unified German nation-state and the peaceful reacquisition and resettlement of some of the eastern territories, most notably Königsberg (/ East Prussia), today known as the the Kaliningrad Oblast. " Cultural Irredentism is thus a new term coined by myself to describe the practice of cultural, ethnic, and linguistic irredentism (reacquisition of lost territories) not via the expansion of a unified and central state but instead simply the resettlement of ethno-linguistically lost regions based on a claim to the land and history rather than the contemporary population. This means that, not Germany should own Kaliningrad, but the Germans should; the German people are to resettle said territories and create independent governments there, not to expand the German state but to culturally, ethnically, and linguistically, reclaim lost territories that ought to form their own separate and independent states." While this is the basic definition of the term, in practice such territories should be peacefully absorbed (i.e. bought) into the unified German state first (wherever applicable) which is then to organize the leaving of the current inhabitants and the peaceful, civil, and organised arrival of the new settlers. The Plan:
 * 1) Buying or other acquisition (for example with promises) of either the territories shown in the second map or, if possible (unlikely), those in rough accordance with the borders of the former Weimar Republic.
 * 2) (Ideally) the local population is removed as part of the acquisition contract by the government selling the land to Germany.
 * 3) Remaining foreigners will be bought out or possibly even deported.
 * 4) Ethno-linguistic Germans come to resettle the now empty land and towns.
 * 5) Central German government to grant the colonies independence.
 * 6) Central German state to completely dissolve, including in the currently (2022) held territories.

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Here will follow lists of important changes that shall be undertaken in the contemporary German state as well as the new Hamburg once established. Below also several ideas on the practicality and timeline of establishment of the full program of this ideology and system.

Ten points of reasonable realism that should be enacted as soon as possible in the contemporary German state.
 * An immediate end to immigration from non-EU countries and a reevaluation of inner-EU immigration into the German state.
 * To provide safe and stable housing as well as work and education programs for currently harboured and potential future refugees separate from German society until they can return to their country of origin (those not fleeing from war zones or persecution and without citizenship to be deported immediately).
 * The end of foreign aid to non-complying EU member states such as Poland and Hungary.
 * The withdrawal (or threatening thereof) from NATO and all foreign military operations.
 * The immediate reversal of the military budget increase.
 * The peaceful reacquisition and resettlement of the Kaliningrad Oblast from the Russian Federation.
 * The abolishment of HARTZ 4 and replacement with a non-vicious and non-humiliating alternative; UBI should be strongly considered.
 * Complete reform and unification of the national education system; modeled after Hamburg's current system.
 * National ban on the usage of gendered language by public institutions.
 * The immediate end to coal mining operations and proper compensation for those effected by the mines.
 * Usage of Article 15 GG wherever applicable, most importantly for housing in the major population centers.
 * The immediate reintroduction of nuclear energy into Germany.
 * Kohleausstieg 2025. (Coal phase-out 2025)
 * (Temporary) abolishment of dual-citizenship.
 * Reduction of bureaucracy

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 * The immediate reversal of the objectively terrible and ableist HVV redesign.
 * The end to high-end construction in favor of exclusively affordable housing.
 * The banning of tourists from public transport Ferrys (especially in the summer).
 * The reevaluation of the current flag and coat of arms design of Hamburg, especially to the extent of the removal of the Latin cross.

"'One can wonderfully overcome capitalism within the framework of the constitution - and we don't want more than that.' ━ Sahra Wagenknecht, 2008" wip

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 * 1) Draw a ball with a black outline.
 * 2) Fill with red.
 * 3) Add a yellow (heraldic gold) stripe on the side.
 * 4) Add a red star in a red circle in the top center of the gold stripe.
 * 5) Fill the red circle with white
 * 6) Add the castle of | Weimar Hamburg in the middle of the red field.
 * 7) Add the eyes.

Red and white (the hanseatic colours) represent the city of Hamburg as well as the former  Hansa. The red also represents socialism, so does the encircled star in the canton of the flag. The castle of Hamburg which was in use during of the city, as well as the black colour contained within are also meant to represent the city itself. The yellow (heraldic gold) is the same as on the German flag and is thus supposed to represent the German nation and people.

Ideologies=

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Note: Components of my ideology are usually not listed here but instead under so as to not have double.
 * [[File:Tinismpolcompball.png]] Tinism - Literally the best ideology.
 * [[File:Sep.png]] - Same as above but a bit less extreme, I'll still support you every time.

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 * [[File:Irredentism.png]] - Based but hardly applicable to Hamburg whereas Germany itself should dissolve, thus only cultural irredentism is an option; this too however is hard to archive peacefully for the most part and thus unfavorable.
 * [[File:Ethwelball.png]] Ethnic Welfarism - Not perfect but good. You're still capitalist and I disagree with some of your analyses of ethnicity in relation to the welfare state but a lot of what you say I agree with quite closely, the automation & general Progressivism is also very good.
 * [[File:Pro-Life.png]] Immortalism - As long as it can be archived via biotranhumanism instead of technological transhumanism I have no issue with it; I'm definitely all for slowing aging and fully support efforts that go towards that, stopping death itself however I see more critically. If it's made possible and people want it we shouldn't stop them though.
 * [[File:Femboy.png]] Femboyism - The ideal male.
 * [[File:Catfemboy.png]] Catfemboyism - Even better, also just like Vulpeidía!!!!
 * [[File:Catboy.png]] Catboyism - Same as above but slightly less epic, these kinds of things are why we need Biotranhumanism.

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 * [[File:Ethnonat.png]] - Decently based but usually racist & far-right, bad affiliation.
 * [[File:Cultural_Nationalism.png]] - Also decently based but I'm very critical of the concept of culture.
 * [[File:Naturism.png]] Naturism - I really want to support you, and I definitely do in the southern autonomous zone, but further? I don't know; I want to but idk if I can, just seems a bit odd in regular society.
 * [[File:Rural.png]] Ruralism - While yes, I advocate for a city-state, I personally prefer living outside the city core and would advocate for depopulating and deurbanizing that very core to a livable degree.
 * [[File:Neoprogressivism_Icon.png]] Neoprogressivism - Seems decently based, even if the page looks like it was written by a 5 year old. Not forcing diversity and fighting SJWs as well as not recognizing hate speech are definitely great, although we disagree on the multiculturalism and some other small issues this seems to be based for the most part.
 * [[File:Catfeud.png]] Catboy Feudalism - Based and accurate critique of anarchism, that's basically all it is; but if it were a real system I do definitely like the idea of "catboy breeding" even if it sounds very inhumane, kinda hot.
 * [[File:Satdem.png]] Satanic Democracy - With a socialist economic policy? Yes please, great counter to Christian Democracy. Just be careful not to go too prog, you don't want to end up as a theistic version of them
 * [[File:Cat_icon.png]] Catism - Cats > Dogs, but not everyone needs a cat

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 * [[File:Satan.png]] - We do a little bit of trolling.
 * [[File:Paetel.png]] Paetelism - Too nationalist + soviet economics are cringe, could be a lot worse tho
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] Anarcho-Communism - I agree with a lot of your stuff but on other key issues we strongly disagree. I also find the establishment and upholding of an anarchist society to be unrealistic to impossible in the current societal order, we also disagree on how this society is to be established in the first place. Plus the state, no matter how unjust of a hierarchy, helps greatly in organisation.
 * [[File:NWordAcc.png]] N-Word Accelerationism - Good sentiment but you can't stop racism with it, people will find new words; just not how racism works.

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 * [[File:Natan.png]] National Anarchism - I like the effort for ethnopluralism, but damn tone it down with that [other] reactionary/far-right shit. Also obviously the same critiques I have for anarchism also apply to you, just, more so because you introduce another layer of unmanaged bureaucracy. Please just be ethnopluralist anarchism, then I'd like you [a lot more].
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] - Technically mostly cringe,  but yk
 * [[File:Esohomo.png]] Esoteric Homonationalism - Same as above
 * [[File:Altrightfemboyicon.png]] Alt-Right Femboyism - Same as above
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - Same as above
 * [[File:Transjuche_Icon.png]] Transjuche - Same as above except you're actually real

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 * [[File:Fash.png]][[File:Nazi.png]][[File:Esofash.png]] Far-Right ideologies [[File:Altr.png]][[File:Ultranat.png]][[File:React.png]] - I generally disagree with the concept of fascism.
 * [[File:Whitesup.png]] White Supremacism - Supremacism is a stupid and unfounded ideology, and no matter how nice it might feel it is not real.
 * [[File:Euronaticon.png]] - The oxymoronic and braindead idea behind European Federalism.
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - There is no reason ordinary citizen should be able to own guns.

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 * [[File:European Federalism.png]] - Literally the worst ideology, no debate.
 * [[File:World Federalism2.png]] - Ok this is even worse.
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] - You took something terrible (Nazism) and made it even worse by adding libertarian capitalism. Why?
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - A hellscape beyond our comprehension, also not anarchist.
 * [[File:Klep.png]] Kleptocracy - I HATE CORRUPTION
 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]] Totalitarianism - I hate you, bad.
 * [[File:Transh.png]] - Literally 1984.
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] - Fuck you.
 * [[File:SecSat.png]] - please kys :)
 * [[File:AnSatan.png]] Anarcho-Satanism - Same as above

Parties/ Movements= This is judging political parties and movements as well as other organisations. If a link leads to a unique page for the party's ideology you will see a "(u)" for unique, if there is no "u" the link will lead to whatever ideology best describes them.

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 * [[File:Aufstehen.png]] Aufstehen - So far I've only been able to attend one of your online meetings, I hope to get involved more soon and see if you're truly as based as I hope, we'll see.

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 * [[File:Afrikaner_Weerstandsbeweging.png]] Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging - Y'all shouldn't be down there in the first place but eh, I suppose decolonisation hasn't been an option for a very long time so the Volksstaat idea is good, just make sure it's actually homogeneous (aka. no apartheid or slaves). Also yk, you're nazis, maybe stop that (very cringe).

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 * [[File:Sm.png]] The O9A - Giving satanism a bad name (cringe)
 * [[File:JOS.png]] Joy of Satan - Same as above except your effect is arguably worse as you used to be one of the primary resources on theistic satanism on the inernet, luckly these days are now numbered and most people knowing anything about satanism now know to not interact with you. Also I made your wikipedia article, thank me for the free victim deterence later ;)
 * [[File:ThirdPath.png]] The Third Path - Yeah, nah.
 * [[File:Alternative_for_germany_ball.png]] AfD - Lösch dich.

People= This is judging public figures, such as politicians, by their political positions not their private lives. If a link leads to a unique page for the person's ideology you will see a "(u)" for unique, if there is no "u" the link will lead to whatever ideology best describes them.

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 * [[File:Troll.png]] Tom Radtke - It's hard to get any actual info about your ideology, especially nowadays since you apparently privated all social media, but damn I appreciate your trollage in the Left Party so fucking much, such a fucking legend.

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 * [[File:Wagenknecht2.png]] Sahra Wagenknecht - Best person in her party. You're mostly based and I'd join your party if you founded one, but you're still a russophile idiot and have some sus opinions on the pandemic.
 * [[File:Geotin.png]] Hank Pellissier - Based fellow tinist who helps spread the word! However you seek a egalitarian world without abolishing capitalism? I don't know mate, you're fairly based but have to just realize that you're already practically a socialist and accept it.
 * [[File:Sep.png]] Mohammed Rajab Wali - You've done good work in your time and I hope that you will see your land liberated within your lifetime. Also, meme legend, obviously.
 * [[File:AntiAm.png]] Muntadhar al-Zaidi - BASED!

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 * [[File:Neo-Wolffism.png]] Richard D. Wolff - You're pretty based.
 * [[File:Socan2.png]] Vermin Supreme - Very epic & based, if the USA needs a politician, it's you.
 * [[File:Thun.png]] Greta Thunberg - You've done good and important work; but come on, you MUST finally embrace full anti-capitalism, stop making vague hints and then contradicting yourself.
 * [[File:Gaddafi.png]] Muammar al-Gaddafi - Most based north african leader?
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] Klaus der Geiger - Good music, valid critiques from what I've read.
 * [[File:Honk.png]] Martin Sonneborn - Quite the gamer I must say, good work you're doing.
 * [[File:Green_Party_(US).png]] Howie Hawkins - You sound relatively based from what I gathered. Sounds like someone the USA needs.
 * [[File:ML.png]] Khertek Anchimaa-Toka - There is little info about you (or I just haven't read it yet) but I believe you were pretty based for the time.

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 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Peter Tschentscher - As much as I do meme about you, you are in the end not much more than a centrist/socdem. What I do very much like about you however is your handling of the COVID-19 Pandemic, Hamburg shall never lift the restrictions!
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Max Brauer - While I don't know much about you, I must admire the chad move you pulled in retaliation to the Nazis annexing Altona.
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] Thomas Mosmann - I barely know anything about you but I appreciate you for bringing us the fun historical anecdote that is the DSLP.

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 * [[File:Merkelism.png]] Angela Merkel - Not a fan but I suppose it could've been a lot worse.
 * [[File:Osama.png]] Osama bin Laden - Based 9/11, cringe everything else.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] Donald Trump - I do not like you, but I greatly admire your work of dividing the USA further.
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Martin Schulz - I liked you as a candidate in the 2017 election and you were responsible for some funnies but the more I learn about you, the less I like you.

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 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Olaf Scholz - GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Ralf Neubauer - You are a lair and you're running away from me.
 * [[File:Conservative.png]] Philipp Amthor - Good memes, terrible politics. Amthor muss sich mal richtig einen saufen und eine Alte ballern.

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 * [[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] Xi Jinping - I don't think a comment is necessary.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] Otto von Bismarck  - Unifying Germany = bad.
 * [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] Wojciech Olszański - I've been told to look into you and you seem like a truly terrible person.
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Gerhard Schröder - Fuck you. One of the worst German chancellors in recent history and one of the biggest russophiles I know.
 * [[File:Micronationalism.png]] Kevin Baugh - I HATE YOU. GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Self-Inserts= Remember that this is judging the ideologies, not the people. Although obviously ideology is a manifestation of personality and vice-versa.


 * [[File:Yoda8soup.png]] Yoda8soup Thought - Pretty based.


 * [[File:AlaskanSoup.png]] AlaskanSoup Thought - Ideas of a 'frontier' are very compatible with idealized Tinist terre nullius so, that's based. In general I can understand where the idea for frontier anarchism comes from, while I'm still very critical of it, I see it as way more realistic than regular global anarchism if executed correctly. Fish currency seems very wacky and I'd love to see it be tried. Also, while you might not see it viable, become a full "separatist".


 * [[File:blood.png]] Animalisticism - Too much care about animals, anarchist, too radical, very cool person tho.
 * [[File:Anbun.png]] Anarcho-Buniism - Anarchist, transhumanist, too progressive, too philosophical; could be worse tho.


 * [[File:Tomjazz.png]] Tomjazzism - Democratic Confederalism is decently based and your specific ideas for how it should work and be established are also decent; We definitely disagree on some stuff but overall I'd be fine with living in such a system. Similarly to Buni, I don't care about your philosophical aspects.
 * [[File:PostAeirinism.png]] Post-Aeirinism - Quite literally based on facts; I think this is the first page I've ever seen that actually cites evidence for it's claims and I love to see that (even if I'm too lazy to actually look into them). From the actual text itself it seems we agree on a lot although we obviously disagree on internationalism and anarchism (which is only referenced in the infobox?). You also claim to cite the "Adjusted gender pay gap" which is very good & important.
 * [[File:MattBall1.png]] Mattism - I agree with a lot of the stuff you say pertaining to "culture" and government; while we disagree on ethnicty(/ race) that's totally fine considering your situation of being an american; it does not make sense for you to take any positions besides multiculturalism when living in a post-settler-colonial state such as the USA. Thus, as long as these policies are only applied to the land in which they were thought of, I'm fully in favor. While we agree on most things, on economics I see you less favorably - while you seem to somewhat support workplace democracy (only trivial mention) you describe yourself as "economically syncretic" and a social democrat; go further left and I'd be happy. I'm also in firm opposition to most of your foreign/ international policy/politics stances, particularly the opposition to separatism which I find to be deplorable. Overall, I think your ideas are a great improvement upon the contemporary american model and some of your [cultural] ideas I even fully agree with, just move further left economically :)
 * [[File:Amogus_Suss.png]] Amogus Suss Thought - Eh.
 * [[File:Mikolayism_Pixel.png]] Mikolayism - Sounds pretty decent but I'd need a bit more info, especially on the economy and government as well as some social issues, I feel like you're a bit too conservative in some areas for me tho, also weirdly antisemetic (bad). Idk, I hope you'll expand the page^^
 * [[File:Uzarashvilism.png]] Uzarashvilism - I feel like you're not economically left-wing enough and I'm obviously not a fan of your religious and multicultural ideals but I think we can agree on some other important issues like workplace democracy, being careful with Progressivism, and interestingly enough; aesthetics. Also seeing someone from Abkhazia is pretty cool, I wish your state and people success in Independence and appreciate that you personally seem to reject Russia.
 * [[File:AshleyHere.png]] AshleyHere Thought - Another Utopian anarchist who's into philosophy, what's new? Some critiques are valid and work abolitionism as well as direct ownership over the MOP are based, anti-theism and anarchism are not. Since your page is still relatively empty I'll have to see again when it has more content but for now you're here.
 * [[File:TonyNew.png]] South Floridan Socialism - Pretty decent, huge improvement from before, obviously, but I still don't quite like your approach towards socialism. Transhumanism too, obviously very cringe; tax system a bit convoluted and unclearly formulated, etc. My biggest problem however are your proposed states, the map and the borders on it are fucking horrid and I know for a fact that none of those even make any sense (and I'm not even american), you've literally just randomly drawn straight lines. Also the government system is quite cringe.


 * [[File:Julicon.png]] Julism - Too racist & authoritarian; supremacy is stupid & genocide is cringe, so are big countries. You're also antisemitic for no good reason? I feel I understand your situation somewhat and can thus emphasize with you, yet that doesn't mean these ideas are valid. Some of your cultural positions are decently based and the manifestation of your ideology is also pretty good; similarly to Animalisticism, you are also a very cool person.
 * [[File:Aldath.png]] Aldathism - 😳
 * [[File:Beryism.gif]] Beryism - Not a fan, you definitely have some good sides, especially concerning freedom of speech and Anti-Militarism. Most to everything else however, particularly and obviously your economic views, are very cringe.


 * [[File:TheIced.png]] Icedism - Cringe capitalist & transhumanist, based pacifist & democracy enjoyer.
 * [[File:Tony.png]] Retroliberalism - I'd say you're on the right path, UBI and nationalization is certainty very based but you don't go far enough in limiting capitalism and your nonsensical opposition of socialism also seems odd to me. Support of world federalism & censorship, opposition to Cuba, as well as being american also doesn't help; I also heavily disagree with your opposition to "Theocratic Satanism" however I suspect that this is due to misunderstanding or misleading wording. If I were cursed with living in the USA I think I'd consider voting for you, realpolitish most most of your views seem decently plausible and easy to realize.
 * [[File:Tony567(2).png]] Tony567 Thought - Same person as above, new ideology, all the same still applies. Now you're a based separatist (look into Tinism mate) but I still find your opposition to socialism nonsensical weilest I find your affinities for free market medicare and transhumanism, quite frankly, disgusting. As per above, I think you can improve, you are on the right path; just embrace socialism and we're good.
 * [[File:Councilguy2.png]] Post-Councilism - Again, an anarchist (although you're taking it a bit too far). And as per always, I still agree with some of the stuff you say; The first two sentences of the "Environmental Nihilism" section are an amazing quote I fully agree with and some of your other ideas are also pretty decent although most of it is very out there. Your critique of Bookchin also makes him sound incredibly based 😳
 * [[File:NeoAlphadonialism.png]] Neo Alphadonialism - Really not a fan of all that philosophical shit, like, I really don't care. I'm also not a fan of accelerationism (and obviously anarchism). Some of your ideas are interesting, some we agree on, but most I don't like that much
 * [[File:Foxite_mini.png]] Foxiteism - No idea how to categorize or even comprehend this, please expand the page, I need to know more.
 * [[File:CSN(hat).png]] Veronism - ML, bad analysis of nationalism, bit too conservative.
 * [[File:Liblovsprite.png]] Liberty-Loverism - Too much encouragement of technology without evaluating the consequences correctly, you claim you do get also claim to support e-democracy, which has been proven to be a terrible fucking idea. Also too capitalistic and a bit too progressive from what I read, anarchism/panarchism doesn't help your case either.
 * [[File:OwfBall.png]] Owfism - Volt but socdem and with FDP climate approach. Basically just a liberal with horrid fantasies of world federalisation who hasn't lost enough faith in capitalism yet and somehow believes that "innovation" will save us from climate change. I can appreciate the UBI tho, I'd just hope you'd lean more into the whole market socialism thing in favor of giving up capitalism, what you also should definitely give up are your bs fantasies of world federalisation. You're only this low here because you actively advocate for world federalism and it seems to be an essential part of your ideology, if that weren't the case you'd probably be higher, although I'm obviously still not a fan of a lot of your other stuff.


 * [[File:Quarkism.png]] Quarkism - Incredibly cringe.


 * [[File:KaiserKlaus.png]] Eco-German Nationalism - Pretty based on some issues, extremely cringe on others - recognizes capitalism as a "necessary evil" aka not even a real socialist. Anti-abortion, anti-prostitution, anti-drugs, pro-animal rights, anti-LGBT; all incredibly cringe. Generally too authoritarian and conservative as well as a monarchist, as I said. But I would say we mostly agree on immigration, free speech, & gun rights. We also agree on quite a few of the territorial disputes listed on the page.


 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - No.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Truly terrible. Such a cool flag yet such a terrible ideology.
 * [[File:ReactionaryCentrism6.png]] Neo-Bannnedism - I hate you, everything you stand for, and your terrible tests.
 * [[File:Icecream6969.png]] Davilandism - I have no words... At least you know what Anarcho-Capitalism will lead to; you're just, yk, not supposed to embrace it.

Core= Main= Secondary= Other=
 * [[File:Sep.png]] Separatism - We need the liberation of all people, incuding mine, from central and federal opression. Full separatism and ultralocalism are the only option to do so.
 * [[File:Tinismpolcompball.png]] Tinism - Same as separatism but way better, you are what we truly need, separatism is important but in no way complete without ultralocalism in a equal and fully liberated Tinist world.
 * [[File:Ethplur.png]] Ethnopluralism - When I said liberation of all peoples I meant, true liberation and equality of all peoples. This how peoples are supposed to be living and it's the only way to preserve all cultures and ethnicities in their true state and environment. Every people a state.
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] Democratic Socialism - In addition to national liberation we obviously also need economic liberation and tue democracy, a true socialist system of both governmental and economic democracy is essential, ideally archived through reform.
 * [[File:Semidirect.png]] Semi-Direct Democracy - I said democracy, this is democracy - workable and hard to corrupt.
 * [[File:Menslib.png]] Men's Liberation - Yes, this a core component. The liberation of men, and for that matter all other genders, is essential. We need full gender equality and the abolition of current gender roles. Mf I just want to wear a skirt outside ;-;
 * [[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] Piratism - We need a completely free internet and a strongly reformed copyright law.
 * [[File:Laicism.png]] Secularism - State and church separate, that simple. Laicism is despicable, we need actual secularism.
 * [[File:Republicanismpix.png]] Republicanism - For obvious reasons republicanism is essential, any other form of government is either oppressive or utopian.
 * [[File:Antwork.png]] Work Abolitionism - Replace mandatory work with state-owned automation and...
 * [[File:Welf.png]] Universal Basic Income - Always sustainable, thanks to automation inevitable.
 * [[File:Libsoc.png]] Libertarian Socialism - The workers must own the means of production directly and democratically while being afforded the liberty to do with themselves and their time as well as any consenting party anything they please.
 * [[File:Statecap.png]] State Capitalism - Whatever is automated and thus can't be owned by the workers should be owned by the state, goods produced from said industries are to primarily serve Hamburg's people, with excess being exported for profit so that the state may lower taxes and increase spending on social services.
 * [[File:Pac.png]] Pacifism - We shouldn't engage in violence against other people period. Neither should we engage in revolutionary violence, nor should the state engage in imperialist or anti-democratic oppressive violence.
 * [[File:Cultirredentism.png]] Cultural Irredentism - Me and the boys on our way to do ethnic cleansing in order to reverse ethnic cleansing 😎 Ok but seriously, they've stolen our land and history and I want it back, not in my country but in the hands of my people, this must happen peacefully. I also just really want Kaliningrad back, the rest I don't care as much about, but come on pls gib Kalinigrad.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism - My vision of conserving all human civilization obviously also applies to the environment, we should seek to preserve nature and find to recognize it as an essential part of earthy life. Just how every people deserve conservation, so does every species; extinctionism is a horror. This obviously also means the slowing or stopping of climate change. My ideals of respecting and conserving nature do not extent to individual lifeforms.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] Feminism - Same as I said about Men'sLib, gender equality.
 * [[File:Femboy.png]] Femboyism - I've said it before and I'll say it again, Men'sLib. Femboys are the ideal type of male and we need more. Not just more femboys, but more LIBERATED femboys.
 * [[File:Smol_biotranshumanism.png]] Biotranshumanism - The only based interpretation of transhumanism, and extremely so. I am in full support of biological and to an extent also genetic transhumanism. Everyone has the right to freedom of form and we need to work so it's possible. Also gib irl catboys pls
 * [[File:Fed.png]] Semi-Federalism - While I see true federalism as an evil, I obviously see it's benefit especially within city-states, which are naturally forced into high populations, thus I believe the current boroughs of Hamburg (which aught to be reorganized) should have more power within the new system. It's not federalism, it's just ugh, idk, read the government section.
 * [[File:Parti.png]] People's Multiparty Democracy - While it hasn't worked in Nepal that's only because they've executed it wrong. Socialist multi-party democracy can and will work; Nepal, even if coining the term, it isn't socialist so it makes no sense to apply this concept to them.
 * [[File:Ethnonat.png]] & [[File:Cultural_Nationalism.png]]  - A nation is primarily defined by ethnicity and culture; both, especially the former, should be preserved. Should one be patriotic about these elements or our nation/ state in general? No, patriotism is irrational and fallible and can easily lead to supremacism.
 * [[File:Speciesismicon.png]] Speciesism - Animals do not deserve rights.
 * [[File:Zimea.png]] Zimeanism - Likely needed in the first step towards establishment but only under me, if not applicable the system shouldn't be used. However as my old ideology, I do obviously carry some of it's non-governmental ideas with me still.
 * [[File:Antideo.png]] Ideology Disintegrationism - It's obviously way more useful and important to argue about specific issues rather than some labels.


 * [[File:Paetel.png]] German National Bolshevism - There are some intriguing ideas in Paetel's book and the term "biology" is definitely useful.

Anti's=
 * [[File:Thar.png]] Anti-Authoritarianism - Authoritarianism is cringe except when I do it
 * [[File:AntiAm.png]] Anti-Americanism - I am fully and unironically in support of destroying the american state and people.
 * [[File:Antiarbeit.png]] Anti-HARTZ 4 - A system intended to keep people in poverty and crying about them not working while discouraging improvement.
 * [[File:Antitransh.png]] Anti-Transhumanism - Technological transhumanism is a terrible idea, especially in a capitalist society.
 * [[File:Antiabunify.png]] Anti-Abrahamic - Abrahamic religions are cringe and should cease existence to be replaced with better ones.
 * [[File:Antiimp.png]] Anti-Imperialism - Imperialism bad, all people have the right to self-determination without exploitation by or of others.
 * [[File:Anticap.png]] Anti-Capitalism - Capitalism is when the bad things, socialism is when the good things; I like good things.
 * [[File:Antiedem.png]] Anti-E-Democracy - Not gonna work, never has, never will.
 * [[File:Antizion.png]] Anti-Zionism - While I'm not 100% Anti-Zionist, I will always support the colonized over the colonizers.
 * [[File:Anti-Corrupt.png]] Anti-Corruption - One of the largest failures in current society and representative democracy.
 * [[File:Antimultcult.png]] Anti-Immigration - Do I really have to explain?
 * [[File:Anti-Globalism.png]] Anti-Globalism - Current capitalist globalism is terrible, I'm still looking into alternatives because we obviously need a replacement.
 * [[File:Anti-Racism.png]] Anti-Racism - Racism is when the bad happen (I do not like the bad)
 * [[File:Antisjw.png]] Anti-SJW - You make social Progressivism into a joke.
 * [[File:Antigendern.png]] Anti-Gender star - I'm against the artificial altering of language, especially when it's nonsensical and provably harmful like this.
 * [[File:Antineopronoun.png]] Anti-Neopronouns - Same as above, no artificial altering of language in nonsensical directions. This also ties into the Anti-SJW & Anti-Ultraprogressivim, you make us looks bad and harm the cause with your bs.



Images=



Stuff that may or may not have influenced my ideology to some extent as well as potential future communities and other resources produced by myself to explain my ideology further.

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Stuff that I've read, this doesn't mean I agree with it, just that I've read it and that is potentially influenced my ideology to some extent. This list in the order in which I've read the literature.
 * [[File:Paetel.png]] The National Bolshevist Manifesto by Karl Otto Paetel (15/02/2022) - Extremely interesting read but the ideology is not for me.
 * [[File:Aldath.png]] Extra bio/ about me/ block & ban counter by Aldaðy (07/03/2022) - Literal nazi pan-nationalist. That LGBT section is very based tho.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] The FALGSC Manifesto by Jacobin (23/03/2022) - Love the section about work abolition and automation, the rest is eh
 * [[File:Wagenknecht2.png]] Die Selbstgerechten by Sahra Wagenknecht (05/2022) - Still reading

Some good videos that somewhat describe some of my believes. This doesn't mean these videos are perfect or that I fully agree with them, just that I think they're good (or at least decent) at outlining some concept(s) I agree with. "" Means that I find the video especially good and important.


 * [[File:Antiedem.png]] Why Electronic Voting Is Still A Bad Idea by Tom Scott
 * [[File:Ethnonat.png]][[File:Nation.png]][[File:Leftnat.png]] A Left Wing Case for Nationalism by WanderingRusski
 * [[File:Shoecialism.png]] Most of Shoe0nHead
 * [[File:Socialism.png]] Most of Adam Something
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] All of political hbomberguy


 * [[File:Antigendern.png]] Warum Gendersprache scheitern wird by Alicia Joe
 * [[File:Antigendern.png]] Das Gender Dilemma by Sashka
 * [[File:Liberalsoc.png]] Most of modern political SPACE FROGS
 * [[File:Antiarbeit.png]] Soziale Ungerechtigkeit (Die armen Kinder!)
 * [[File:Thar.png]] Das Y-Kollektiv macht jetzt auch Polizei Werbung
 * [[File:Antisjw.png]] Most of modern political KuchenTV
 * [[File:Fem.png]][[File:Antisjw.png]] FEMINISMUS ist WICHTIG aber SOWAS ist MÄNNERHASS

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