Hedofactorism

A spectre is haunting the world, the spectre of the Hedofactor. All the powers of Oceania have entered into a Omni-Theist alliance to exorcise this spectre: Plenderplar and PlenderLARP, Big Brother and Little Brother, TheGhostOfInky and SumisuAirisu.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Hedonistic by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of One State, against a more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its Orwellian adversaries?

Two things result from this fact.

I. One State is already acknowledged by all the world's powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Hedfactorists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Hedofactorism with a page on the wiki itself.

To this end, one Anti-Plenderplarist has sat on his chair, and typed the following page, to be on the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish versions of the wiki (which some if not all of those probably don't exist).

Hedofactorism is a Benefactorist, TriplePlusTotalitarian, Hedonistic society. It wants to make everyone as happy as possible while still not having freedom, which they don't notice. It uses a soma-like drug to keep people happy and working. It's breaks and lunch times are 1 hour, and takes possession of sleep-learning. Hedofactorism is anti-environmentalist, and special machines will turn Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen so there is no need for trees. All rules are enforced by the Hedofactor. The movement is Anti-Plenderplar, Anti-Oiboioi, and Anti-Null. THERE IS NO GOD except me.

Class Struggle
The history of all hitherto existing Orwellian ideologies is the history of freedom struggle.

Freedom and Slave, Patrician and Plebeian, Lord and Serf, Guild-Master and Journeyman, Big Brother and Prole, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another (except in 1984), carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary re-constitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social ran. In ancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.

The modern Plenderplar society that has sprouted from the ruins of Orwellian society has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones that has never been imagined by one person before. Our epoch, the epoch of Plenderplar, possesses, however, this distinctive feature: it has simplified the class antagonisms. Society as whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes, directly facing each other: Omni-God and Prole.

Praxis
We take power in the disputed free territories. We invade all of the free territories until there is no free nation. We take East Asia as that is the weakest state. We invade Siberia and the rest of Europe until Eurasia is no more. We invade the rest of Africa. We invade the heartland of Oceania, Australia. We invade South America and eventually move onto North American and Northern Europe. Then we finally hit the prized possession of Oceania, BRITAIN. For this, we nuke them.

Best Friends

 * [[File:Antiplen.png]]Anti-Plenderplarism - We have the same views on Plenderplar and the Environment.

Friends

 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]]Totalitarianism - We need three of you plus one.


 * [[File:Libertarian.png]]Libertarianism - You call THAT a Dictatorship?

Mixed

 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]]IngSoc - You are the direct inspiration for Plenderplar, and you oppress the people HARD. But I am more Totalitarian than you, so... can I really say anything?

Enemies

 * [[File:Sjwliteicon.png]]SJW-Lite - You started the New Leftist movement.


 * Social Conservatism - Literally 1984.


 * [[File:Envi.png]]Environmentalism - Environmentalism is the product of New Leftism.

Worst Enemies

 * [[File:SJW.png]]SJW - Imagen being a New Leftie, but even worse.


 * [[File:Hsjw.png]]Hyper-SJWism - HOLY SHITE!


 * [[File:National_SJW.png]]National SJW- This cannot be real.


 * [[File:Nullball.png]]Nullism - ._.


 * [[File:Oiboioiicon.png]]Oiboioiism[[File:Oiboioiismicon.png]] - It seems you have an obsession with the Sub-Atomic level, hmm... What if I split you into millions of different Atoms?


 * [[File:Plen.png]]Plenderplarism - The worst ideology ever. We do not live to suffer under your rule. For under me, I have forced Happiness, not by telling them, but giving them the needs that give them the chemical reaction to be happy. Wait he has a neo ideology? oh no!

WRETCHED
Neo-Plenderplarism - GOD WAS NEVER A THING, TO THINK OF AN OMNI-GOD IS DELUSION; AND STOP TWISTING THE WORDS OF NIETZSCHE!