National Chilism

Richard Jordan An individual who is 200+ kilograms and shit at every game. Infamous for moments of his Youtube/Twitch career involve losing a 1v1 to ProjectSyndicate on BOG, Having his grandma finger his booty to "mash up" a turd stuck in his colon, stealing donation money from a girl suffering from cerebral palsy and still steals to this day, threat suicide if people refuse to donate to his stream. Repeatedly begs for people to support his unhealthy and depressing way of "Life". Skin is so thin a paper cut would cause his 200-kilo ass to spill. So blinded by his diabetic lifestyle that he doesn't see why people hate him.

Bodily content is around 60% Wendy's chili, 20% Pepsi, 20% Banquet Meal Gravy. He is also the source of famous quotes such as "Look, look here listen", "I hope you and your family die in an automobile wreck", "Either subscribe donate or get the fuck out", "Appearing offline does not fucking stop it", "Why you stream that shit". Other notable quirks he has is his love for Wendy's Chili, his ability to eat Brandy out till she secrete that oh so desired Wendy's Chili. He also recently dropped a Mix Tape called "Ban World" under the alias Liquid Richard. Videos of this unique specimen can be found over at Sean Ranklin's youtube channel. He Believes in fat supremacy and Jerks off to banquet meals.

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