Villager System

The Villager System is a market-orientated, agragrarian, and culturally ambiguous political system used by the villager NPCs of the video game Minecraft. It supports a fully functioning. The villagers very from  in terms of dress and architecture.

It follows a market economy based off the emerald standard. Infrastructure is often built in the worst places possible which make traversing the village as hard as possible. This is meant as a defense strategy to confuse and slow down invading zombies. Another defense it uses is the use of iron golems, which will probably die quickly and take up an uncanny amount of iron which they could've used making armor or weapons instead.

Though the villager system is often characterized as, they don't really have the   necessary for  , instead having technology closer to that of early.

Personality

 * Constantly trying to rip you off with deals like 22 emeralds for leather pants.
 * Constantly flaunting its eyebrows.
 * Will run in front of you while you're breaking stuff in hopes that you'll hit it and get killed by the iron golems.
 * Will have a seizure at the sight of a zombie and get killed by it because of that.
 * Entire village will eventually die because they're too stupid.
 * Mates with females that look like dudes.
 * Despite its gargantuan skull, is actually very dim.
 * "HRRRMMM"

Friends

 * [[File:Kak.png]] - The average every villager.
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraftism - Brown bricks in minecrapf.
 * [[File:Austrokak.png]] Mises Instituteism - Basing the currency off precious emeralds was a great idea.
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] - Reject crafting swords. Return to iron golems.
 * [[File:Hmind.png]] - Jump on crops. Go to sleep. Repeat.
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] - V-V-V-V-Villager News!

Frenemies

 * [[File:Anpostleft.png]] - Some of us don't want to work.
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] - Too extreme.
 * [[File:Agsoc.png]] - Too extreme.
 * [[File:PolState.png]] - Why not replace the police with iron golems?

Enemies

 * [[File:Pillager.png]] Pillager System - You are absolutely evil. If only there was a person with functional arms who could save us!
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] - Stop saying our stupidity inevitably leads to our extinction! My glorious unibrow wards away all pains!
 * [[File:Avar.png]] - Stop placing TNT around our villages and stealing our haybales!
 * [[File:Herobrine.png]] Herobrine Occultism - OH NO! It's real!