Cambrianism

Cambrianism is the ideology that claims that the Cambrian period really happened 480 million years ago. All cambrianism holds that the Cambrian really happened, but some forms may deny the Cambrian Explosion (moderate cambrianism) or change the order of epochs within the Cambrian. It is a conventional view, in contrast to Young-Earth creationism.

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Make the ball muted celadon. (#81aa72)
 * 3) Draw a thin top stripe in teal. (#00a98a)
 * 4) Draw a thin bottom stripe in pink. (#fe4c68)
 * 5) Draw a light celadon trilobite facing upwards. (#abc69f)
 * 6) Draw the eyes.

Friends

 * [[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] - Nice you got me in the bottom of that nice long column of yours.
 * [[File:Mainjing.png]] Mainstream Idea Jingoism - The world IS old!
 * [[File:Laicism.png]] - My old home.
 * [[File:Stateath.png]] - Good column. Push it around.
 * - SCHOOLS HERE I COME!!!
 * [[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] Gabrialduffeyism - Correct. Only retards will say the Cambrian never happened.

Frenemies

 * [[File:CmAntiquitism.png]] Cambrian Antiquitism and [[File:OAntiquitism.png]] Ordovician Antiquitism - You can believe in a Cambrian without having to go back to it! Or maybe we should.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] - You can't seem to make up your mind on how old the earth is.
 * - Take one more step and you'll be fine.

Enemies

 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyapersonism - Don't people know that there REALLY WAS A CAMBRIAN?!
 * [[File:TechCon.png]] Techno-Conservatism (fundamentalist) - Why do people believe the earth isn't billions of years old?
 * [[File:Pseudoscientocracy.png]] Pseudoscientocracy - The conventional is correct.
 * Alternative Idea Jingoism - I hope the young-earthers' militias don't kill me.

More Information

 * Cambrian Period
 * Adam Sedgwick