Boohbah Occultism

Boohbah Occultism is a religious cult ideology based around the calling of Boohbah. Not much is known about the religion, so much of it is theorized around speculation based on internet sources that could be found.

This religion is known to be practiced by the "storypeople", a secluded family of modern people who go by only their family position. These members consist of Grandmamma, Grandpappa, Mrs. Lady, Mr. Man, Brother and Sister, Auntie and Little Dog Fido, respectively.

This religion is focused around the worship or calling of the Boohbahs. There are five Boohbah entities, figures, deities - call them what you will - in the godsphere, one purple, blue, orange, pink, and yellow; all of them look like uncircumcised chodes. These Boohbahs have the known ability to merge as one into some sort of orb of light which emits an essence of pure joy and ecstasy pertaining to children. This orb is known to travel the globe in search of child recruits to surround itself with their laughter and chanting, before fleeing off in search of new children. It is unknown why they do this or if it has any permanent or parasitical effects on the children.

When the Boohbahs are not merged as one, they are at the "godsphere", a realm of strange and unknown. They are very infant-like in nature but may become hyper-energetic, zooming around their godsphere much like the electrons of an atom. They also enjoy more mundane activities which regular kids like to take part in during their play/free time.

Other abilities and characteristics of the Boohbah include the ability to tuck their head in their bellies like the head of a soft penis willfully being enclosed by the surrounding penis skin, the ability to fly (levitantly; without flapping), and distinct bumps on their heads which can illuminate.

Wikipedia

 * [[File:Wikipedia.png]] Boohbah - Wikipedia

Wikia

 * [[File:Wikia.png]] Boohbah Wiki FANDOM (This is a fucking mess)

Websites

 * [[File:Gamer.png]] "Educational" Boohbah Game have fun.

Videos

 * [[File:Boobah Blue.png]] Boohbah: Skipping Rope (Episode 1)
 * [[File:Boobah Orange.png]] Boohbah: Pearly Shells (Episode 2)
 * [[File:Boobah Pink.png]] Boohbah: Rope & Rock (Episode 3)
 * [[File:Boobah Purple.png]] Boohbah: Musical Pipe (Episode 4)
 * [[File:Boobah Yellow.png]] Boohbah: Windows (Episode 5)
 * [[File:Wikia.png]] List of Boohbah episodes - FANDOM (104 EPISODES, each approximately 20 minutes long?! Who in the right mind would watch 35 hours of this LSD trip!?)
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Video on aforementioned game
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Boohbah Movin' & Groovin': Apparently this was also a game

Memetic Videos

 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Boohbah Ritual
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] If you encounter a Boohbah:
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Boohbahs dabbing I guess
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Nightmare fuel?
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] MLG Boohbah
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Bust Down Boohbah
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Just Dance with Boohbahs