SomeCrusaderism

'''You guys though I was gone?! You can't get rid of me! Roll the intro, bitches!'''

SomeCrusaderism is an American patriot, capitalist, conservative, and can vary civically between centrist and very federal. It's essentially a derivative of Christian Conservatism with some   influences.

[[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism [[File:Cap.png]]
I believe that capitalism is the best economic system we ever had, but believes that it isn't without its flaws. Minimal regulations should be put in place for the economy ( minimum wage, workplace safety regulations, making sure that food is edible and your meds don't kill people, etc.) by the states, but nothing to the extent of things like fixing prices for certain goods. Aside from the regulations listed, I believe that the market should be left to itself.

[[File:Fiscon.png]] Social Programs [[File:Fiscon.png]]
I'm generally skeptical of social programs, especially in regards to stimulus checks and universal basic income. I see it as the government rewarding laziness, screwing over a balanced budget, and there's little assurance that the recipient would use the money for any good. You never know if someone will blow a stimulus check on gambling or drugs, after all. The welfare state should be scaled back so that the dollar can gets its value back and allow people to reclaim greater financial autonomy. However, what differentiated him from many Republicans is that welfare shouldn't be for corporations. They should be left to fend for themselves with zero state support.

[[File:Consti.png]] Constitutionalism [[File:Consti.png]]
I think that it's best if the government is run in accordance to the United States Constitution, i.e. a republic. Just copy-paste how the American government runs and put it into my ideology. The only thing changed is that electoral votes are distributed proportionally rather than through the winner-takes-all system. I am considering semi-direct democracy, however.

[[File:Fed.png]] Federalism [[File:Fed.png]]
I believe that most governance needs to be done by state governments, believing that they know what their citizens would need better than the national government and is far less beuracratic and wasteful than the latter. The national government, for the most part, should only concern itself with diplomacy and national security. Matters like same-sex marriage and legal drugs to be decided by states.

[[File:Civnat.png]] Immigration [[File:Civnat.png]]
I believe that Trump was right to try to combat illegal immigration, but simply ramping up border security alone was the wrong approach. While adaquate border security is a necessity, a better alternative would be to dramatically scale back the welfare state so that parasitic immigrants would be punished without the hard-working ones being punished alongside them. However, I'm still a civic nationalist, believing that someone's race or culture should have no bearing on whether or not they can immigrate. I'm also a strong advocate for interculturalism as an alternative to assimilationism and multiculturalism, believing that some shared cultural values and a sense of patriotism is essential to the cohesion of any society. Besides, the idea that immigrants are turning America towards secularism and progressivism is a myth, as the majority of immigrants are religious conservatives.

[[File:Intercult.png]] Interculturalism [[File:Intercult.png]]
I strongly support interculturalism as an alternative to assimilationism and multiculturalism. Assimilationist countries tend to be very bigoted and hateful to those outside of the national culture and sees how the same becomes of multiculturalist societies tending to self-segregate. Interculturalism is the best of both worlds because it allows for cultural diversity, but there is still a shared national identity that keeps people together.

[[File:Modnat.png]] Patriotism [[File:Modnat.png]]
I'm a patriotic American and our leaders should strive to do whatever is in the best interest of the country. Although, I can't call myself a nationalist because of my more lax views on immigration and not being averse to international alliances and trade only if it benefits the country. In general, the interests of the USA should come first.

[[File:Bull Moose Progressivism.png]] Speak Softly and Carry A Big Stick [[File:Bull Moose Progressivism.png]]
Under SomeCrusaderism, the government would live up to the legendary Teddy Roosevelt quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick." He wants America to first resort to rational diplomacy, but believes the the might of the U.S. military should be used to disuade any attempts by foreign nations at aggression. If they still act with hostile military action, then, well, that's on their own heads.

[[File:Christy.png]] Religion [[File:Christy.png]]
WIP

[[File:White Guilt.png]] Race [[File:BlackConF.png]]
I abhor racism, seeing it as being irrational and against the word of God. He believes that people need to be judged by their merits rather than ethnicity. I highly admire MLK Jr. (yes, in spite of his economic views) for his peaceful ways of attaining civil rights and his Christian rationalization of it. However, he still opposes affirmative action, believing that undermines MLK Jr.'s vision of people being judged by their character and skill rather than their race.

[[File:Acidcomf.png]] Drugs [[File:Acidcomf.png]]
This is the part where I piss off both conservatives and libertarians. Drugs should be decriminalized (legal to use, illegal to sell) and the legalization of said drugs should be left for the states to decide. Hard drugs like cocaine should remain decriminalized indefinitley. Drug dealers are comminting a far greater evil than drug users are, so police and prison resources should stop being wasted on the latter.

[[File:Gay.png]] LGBT [[File:Trans.png]]
While being against flagrant hatred towards the LGBT community, I see them and pride culture in particular as being a toxic and dangerous influence on culture. It uses guilt tripping and public shaming and outrage to get conscessions out of the state and companies, just like the Prohibition Movement last century. But no matter how many demands they accept, the movement shifts the goalposts even further. So far to the point that obscene and unscientific things like non-binary genders are forced to be normalized under threat of ostracism. They're going too far, and that any further "progress" must halt. I support asexuals and demisexuals the most (even envying them at times) and most opposed to anything supporting the narrative of a gender non-binary or gender transition.

[[File:Abort.png]] Abortion [[File:Abort.png]]
I'm vehemently against abortion. It's nothing short of euthenasia and the fact that it's being glorified as empowering is both disgusting and terrifying. I vehemently support the Supreme Court's overturning of Roe v. Wade and believe that states should be allowed to enact their own abortion policies with after 3 months of gestation being the national maximum.

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill the top half blue and the bottom half red.
 * 3) Draw a white latin cross on the top-center of the ball.
 * 4) Draw three white starts at the bottom half of the ball.
 * 5) Draw two white eyes.
 * 6) Done!
 * 7) Optional: You may also draw him with a camo baseball cap embroidered with a black and white American flag, and yes, it's because I have a cap that's exactly like that.

Relationships

 * -|Ideologies =

Positive

 * [[File:Christianright.png]] Christian Conservatism - I'm basically you but decantralized and without the nightmarish flag design.
 * [[File:Conserv.png]] - Same as above.
 * [[File:BlackConF.png]] Black Conservatism - Larry Elder is based AF and definitley should replace [[File:Statlib.png]]Newsom.
 * [[File:Religious.png]] Religion - The only thing separating humans from animals.
 * [[File:Confess.png]] - Religion should be a guiding force within democracy.
 * [[File:Culchrist.png]] Cultural Christianity - The long and narrow road that leads to everlasting life.
 * [[File:Antinil.png]] Anti-Nihilism - No shame in life, no fear in death.
 * [[File:Clib.png]] - With liberty and justice for all!
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - Shall not be infringed!
 * [[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism - *Aint I Right intensifies*
 * [[File:Conlib.png]] - Understands the value of civil liberties and conservative values.
 * [[File:Libcon.png]] - Same as above but with an added emphasis on decentralized power.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
 * [[File:Civnat.png]] - P E R F E C T I O N.
 * [[File:Cdem.png]] - Good but you're somehow even more boring than me.
 * [[File: Patcon.png]] - The best form of social democracy.
 * [[File:PCB-RegCap.png]] Regulationist Capitalism - See, you get it! Capitalism must be regulated somewhat, but not enough to get too reg-savvy.
 * [[File:Distributist.png]] - An interesting alternative to socialism and capitalism.
 * [[File:Texas.png]] Texas - Based. Your entire state and its policies are based. Too bad I'm trapped in the [[File:California.png]]liberal shithole.
 * [[File:Cuteserv.png]] Cuteservatism - 😳🥵
 * [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] - Literally me!

Neutral/Mixed

 * [[File:FIDESZ.png]] Orbanism - Based, but why are you so authoritarian?
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBT - Many of you are alright, but the cultural movement you latch onto is actual cancer.
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] - Hmm, maybe you could work...
 * [[File:Teutonic Order.png]] - You're great for memes but useless IRL.
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - Same as above.
 * [[File: Consocf.png]] - What if socailism wasn't shit? Still undesirable though.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] - It's only natural for one's religion to influence policy, but full-blown theocracy isn't desirable.
 * [[File:Progchrist.png]] Christian Progressivism - ...Your existence confuses me.
 * [[File:Laicism.png]] - Wanting religion to stay out of government is ok, but out of culture too? Seriously?
 * [[File: Lib.png]] - You're quite alright aside from all of your progressive preformance activism.
 * [[File:Lfree.png]] Laissez-Faireism - Based capitalism, but you really need to be held to SOME standards.
 * [[File:RelNat.png]] - You're better than ethnonationalism, but not by much. More federalized implementation of you would be desirable.
 * [[File:Zio.png]] - I'm indifferent towards your existence and you're strong enough to stand on your own. No more American dollars shall be wasted on you.
 * [[File:American Republicanism.png]] American Republicanism - I used to wholeheartedly support you, but your increasing statism, corporate welfare, and militarism is starting to turn me away more and more. Still better than the Democrats, though.
 * [[File:Rwsjw.png]] Right-Wing SJW - I understand your anger towards the left, but you don't have to stoop down to their level.

Negative

 * [[File:PCB-Abort.png]] Abortionism - That feel when human life means nothing to you.
 * [[File:Stateath.png]] - Lol 90% of state atheist countries had cults of personality. "Atheist" my ass!
 * [[File:Postmodernicon.png]] Post-Modernism - You destroy everything that gives people meaning and hope and give them nothing in return. Fuck you!
 * [[File:Ego.png]] Egoism - "hEy gUys, MoRal nO eXiST! ME vEry SmArT!"
 * [[File:Christophobia.png]] Christophobia - Bruh...
 * [[File:Statlib.png]] - Basically California.
 * [[File:Biden.png]] Bidenism - Dementia-ridden pedo that's done nothing but drive the country into the ground since the day he took office. I hope to God he isn't the end of the US...
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - Making shit socially acceptable won't automatically make it good.
 * [[File:SJW.png]] SJW - Well, if it isn't the thought police themselves. Keep seething about Musk buying Twitter!
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - You ruined the name of nationalism, killed 12 million people based on shitty pseudoscience, and you're a dictator that hates religion. Hope you like the weather down in hell!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] - You turned the Republican Party into corporate simps that erode liberty, forsake tradition, and ruin budgets on constant invasions. At this rate you'll be the death of us all.
 * [[File:Satan.png]] - All of you are either ultraprogressive brats or actual Neo-Nazis. Just you wait until you find out that Hell isn't for having kinky sex with demons.
 * [[File:Racenat.png]] - All men came from Adam and Eve, you heathen!
 * [[File:Positive Christianity.png]] - No, there isn't a thing about you that's positive.
 * [[File:Ford.png]] - Heaven for progressives, hell for everyone else.
 * [[File:ProtoSomeCrusader.png]] Proto-SomeCrusaderism - This is why you shouldn't let 6th graders get into politics...
 * -|Self-Inserts =

Positive

 * [[File:Typicalfan2.png]] TypicalFan1 Thought - Capitalist, civic nationalist, culturally conservative, and support gun rights? What can I say but BASED! (10/10)
 * [[File:Arctoism Icon.png]] Arctoism - I'm not a big fan of welfarism and your support of abrotion, but just about everything else you want is based AF. (8/10)
 * [[File:Chimp.png]] Silly Chimpism- Your economic views are based, and so is your nationalism. I'm skeptical of your decelerationism and your more aggressive dislike of the LGBT, but you r views on bodily autonomy and abortion are perfect. I'm also opposed to your monarchism. A pretty good ideology all things considered. (8/10)
 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - To start, your laissez-faire economics are severely misguided. C'mon, it was so bad that it was the environment Marxism was created in. But aside from that, nationalism and cultural conservatism are based but seriously, letting the private sector declare war on other countries?! (8.5/10)
 * Baconism - Your page is very confusingly written, but it's based I guess. (9/10)
 * [[File:Krano.png]] Kranoterism - Nationalism, traditionalism, and capitalism are all based, but complete isolationism and authoritarianism isn't; just tone the latter bit down to [[File:Statist.png]]Statism and it'll be great. Wanting to bring back the aristocracy is a bit wacky, but the rest easily saves it. (8/10)
 * BringBackCommentsOnPCBAWikiism - Bring them back! (10/10)
 * [[File:Beryism.gif]] Beryism - You're very good, both for a modern liberal and by your own merits. Just about the only thing I oppose is your progressivism, but even then you don't have a rabid hatred of conservatism unlike [[File:MATTball.png]] some people . Liberalism would be better with more people like you. (8.5/10)

Positive leaning

 * [[File:Admiralism_Icon.png]] Admiralism - Market socialism is ok, and I support free healthcare but none of the other welfarist ideals you have. Civic neutrality is awlyays based, but cultural centrism isn't exactly my cup of tea, but it's better than progressivism. A pretty good ideology. (7.5/10)
 * [[File:NSL.png]] National Social Liberalism - Progressivism, giving even more power to the LGBT, and welfare is cringe, but everything else is based AF. (7.5/10)
 * [[File:GPLDist.png]] Geopaleolibertarian Distributism - I'm skeptical of your economics, especially welfarism and UBI, but distributism is a close second to capitalism. Libertarianism is a bit much, but still good, and your cultural values are basically perfect. A great ideology all in all. (7.5/10)
 * - Your economics and multiculturalism aren't my cup of tea, but your cultural stances are surprisingly based. (7.5/10)
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - Austrian economics are a bit much and your approach towards the LGBT isn't the best, but the rest of your gig is pretty based. But the illiberal democracy stuff has to go. (7.5/10)

Neutral/Mixed

 * [[File:Eyebrowsism.png]] Eyebrowsism - I'm skeptical of welfarism, and even more so towards world federalism, but your support of the family is based. Legalizing prostitution is cringe, but at least you want to heavily restrict it. Also, protectionism is the best way to curb the influence of countries like China and Russia, so good job! Still not sure about the cultural reformism, tho. (6.5/10)
 * [[File:Scarlet_Icon.png]] Scarletism - You're a bit too regulationist and progressive for my tatse, but your brand of progressivism is surprisingly agreeable. Still not a fan of how authoritarian you can get, but still a decent ideology. (6/10)
 * [[File:ConSocNat.png]] Conservative Socialist Nationalism - Not a fan of socialism, and this whole "benevolent dictatorship" shtick has rarely ever fulfilled the 'benevolent' bit. However, nationalism, cultural conservatism and protectionism are both based, but for some reason you hate it when I'm nationalistic. All in all, very bringe. (5.5/10
 * - Your ideology pretty bringe overall, and your anti-theism freaks me out, but seperatism from Canada sounds based enough and you're a swell guy :). And yes, I would love to give you headpats. (5/10)

Negative leaning

 * [[File:NeoImmorx.png]] Neo-Immorxism - You're a real tricky case. Socialism and nationalizing biusnesses is cringe, and I especially disapprove of your authoritarianism, but your cultural values are basically perfect. Racial equality is based, but I think that colorblindness is a better course of action than giving minorities special protections. Overall, you're bringe, and you'd definitley be higher up if you were more moderate in either your economic or statist views. (4.5/10)
 * NeoBingo.png Neo-Bingoism - Same as above: everything is cringe except for your social views. (4.5/10)
 * [[File:GenShrekf.png]] General Shrekretary Thought - To start, communism and authoritarianism is just one of the most nightmarish combonations there is in politics. But your cultural and nationalistic values are amazing, even though the whole "national rejuvination" thing is bizzare. I don't like your politics much, but you're the best an AuthLeft can get. Also gaming based :D. (4/10)
 * [[File:MATTball.png]] Mattism - We disagree on many core issues, and I remember how we'd be at each other's throats over at the Polcompball wiki. Heh, it's like we exist to take the piss out of each other. He's not a bad person, just misguided and a bit aggressive at times (which I can be like, especially on a bad day). (4/10)

Negative

 * [[File:Nazcaptransh.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - ...Do I even need to explain why? (1/10)
 * Hydra'ism- This whole thing is just abhorent. Absolute monarchism is completely wack and reactionaryism is waaaaaay too much. Not to mention that there isn't a chance in hell that I'll ever buy your Pan-Aryan union and pagan BS. Not even your decent economics can save you. At this point I'm not sure if you're serious or joking. (2/10)