Jonah's German Reform Ideas

This page is about my pragmatic views, for my actual self-insert please see: New North German Model

is a page outlining JonahF2014's more pragmatic ideas for contemporary Germany. It highlights specific policy proposals which are within the realm of doability by a new government which wouldn't have to face major obstacles in implementing these reforms.



This page is supposed to represent my pragmatic views, what I believe can and should be done ASAP, who I would vote for, and what I think big problems currently are. Most such things will be displayed in a list format, a point-list of things that should, in my opinion, happen.

TL;DR, gib social and stop woke.


 * Treat all religions equal before the state and annul all connections to the Church.
 * Introduce a proper census, one which is mandatory and asks important things like religion and ethnicity.
 * More transparency for lobbying and harsher punishments for corruption.
 * Remove 5% threshold for elections, or at least reduce it to max. 3%.
 * Complete reform and unification of the national education system; modeled after Hamburg's current system.
 * Implementation of a new electoral system on federal and all state levels modeled after that of Hamburg.
 * Extreme reduction of bureaucracy.
 * Referendums on a federal level.


 * Universal Basic Income
 * Minimum wage at 13€
 * Das Gespenst der Enteignung.
 * Das recht auf Menschenwürdiges Wohnen ist ein Grundrecht.
 * Hey, manufacturing industry, how about you pay people a good wage instead of crying about not one wanting to work for you?
 * Only build affordable housing, no more high-end housing projects shall be approved.


 * Bring back Nuclear Energy & build new plants.
 * Stop all coal mining (especially in NRW).
 * Build more wind energy, fuck NIMBYs.
 * Kohleausstieg 2025.


 * Do not introduce a Speed Limit of highways.
 * Make public transit free in all of Germany (or at the very least bring back the 9€ ticket)
 * Ban cars in cities and replace with MAJOR public transit expansion.


 * Bring back trams.
 * The immediate reversal of the objectively terrible and ableist HVV redesign.


 * Deport all non-citizens as soon as possible and deny all citizenship applications.
 * Completely ban dual-citizenship, without exception.
 * Ban linguistic revisionism in all publicly funded projects, if you don't comply you don't deserve taxpayer money.
 * The original proposal for the Selbstbestimmungsgesetz was a lot better, we should have something akin to it instead of the current proposal.
 * Legalisation of cannabis & decriminalization of other drugs.
 * Stop denying the Frisians and Sorbians their rights.
 * Embrace the nation-state.
 * Men's Liberation.


 * Reverse military budget increase and reform military with actual competent people that don't need 100 billion.
 * Don't listen to NATO demands, if they get pissy threaten to leave.
 * Remove American nukes from German soil, removing bases should also be a long-term goal.
 * Get the military out of everywhere that isn't sovereign German territory.
 * Create separate refugee camps, don't let them interact with broader society.
 * Send refugees back when the home country is stable again or they act up.
 * Only take in war refugees, no path towards citizenship.


 * Reform the EU (duh)
 * Reorganize and restrict Schengen.
 * Reform the EU legislative system in order so make it a lot more democratic.
 * End of foreign aid to non-complying EU member states such as Poland and Hungary.
 * Referendums on EU-proposals by petition.
 * Direct election of EU-Leadership positions.
 * Reform and strengthening of FRONTEX.
 * Make Sea-Watch make sense.
 * Stop the ascension of further states into the EU.
 * Arrest Von der Leyen & Voss.
 * Give it less power.


 * Return to reactionary architecture and the cancellation of any current projects that represent architecture of modernity.
 * Reform the nature reserve system, let people enjoy nature.


 * Make the ferry captain say "This is the last station, get off" at the last station, everyone who doesn't get off shall pay a 150€ fine.
 * Clean the city into a livable state.
 * VÖLLI BLEIBT!

I really want the Wagenknecht party :((

German Parties= This is judging political parties in Germany. If a link leads to a unique page for the party's ideology you will see a "(u)" for unique, if there is no "u" the link will lead to whatever ideology best describes them.

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There has never been a party here and there will never be one.

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 * [[File:BGE.png]] BGE - Single-issue party for a cause I support. Nothing I can say against that.

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 * [[File:LfK Germany.png]] LfK - Children's rights and family politics are important. You're close to single-issue, so there isn't really much I can disagree with - aside from lowering the voting age to 14, 16 is a lot more reasonable.
 * [[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] PIRATEN - Important for freedom & democracy, and UBI is also based. Please don't embrace e-democracy tho, and be careful with Progressivism.
 * [[File:HWP.png]] HUMANWIRTSCHAFT - Wholesome party that I would support in elections if it had any chance of getting seats. I'd like to know your positions on multiculturalism tho...

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 * [[File:Alternative_for_germany_ball.png]] AfD - You have some good factions, but one cannot overlook your populist whining about the most minuscule things, or, way more importantly, your fucking climate change denial and liberal economics. There is a counter-force, but the party is still dominated by retards.
 * [[File:LINKE.png]] The Left - Lifestyle-Left. Socialism is good, but everything else you try to push pretty shit. The circle around Wagenknecht and similar more reasonable people is good and very important, just needs to expand and push the retards out.

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 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] SPD - Could be worse.
 * [[File:NPD-Germany.png]] NPD - Your party program is pretty good and makes you seem like a proper nationalist party, however that you aren't. You're a front for recruiting hate-filled violent neo-Nazi retards. Even your parliamentary activities are a joke "oh no someone sprayed "FCK NZS" somewhere, this is the worst act of left-wing terrorism ever! This needs to be up for debate in the parliament!!!". Good at writing, horrible at existing.
 * [[File:MLPD.png]] MLPD - You're slightly better than the DKP, mainly because you take on actual problems, have actual critiques, and appeal to the youth. Yet you are still ML. Also feminism without linguistic revisionism is cool to see.

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 * [[File:ThirdPath.png]] The III. Path - You are an incoherent mess that doesn't know what it beliefs itself. You switch wildly between classical Nazism with irredentism and strasserist Europe, refusing to acknowledge the incompatibility. Also why tf do you want a presidential Democracy, that makes absolutely no sense in a Strasserist framework? "Hitler didn't actually hate Strasser" yeah sure buddy that's why they killed him I guess. Some policies are good, but most of it is incoherent af + you suffer from the same problems as the NPD, aka hate > ideology.
 * [[File:FDPde.png]] FDP - Your economic liberalism is disgusting. You're basically just the AfD but less retarded and more progressive. That is all that saves you though - your originally proposed transgener law was pretty good and you oppose a speed limit on highways. I don't think I have anything else good to say about you tho.
 * [[File:DKP.png]] DKP - You are dying and that is good.
 * [[File:Liebe.png]] LIEBE - You have like 3 good points and that silly (but actually theoretically beneficial) policy, yet your main point remains European Federalism - which is unacceptable.

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 * [[File:GRUNEN.png]] Greens - You're kinda like the Left but without any of the good parts, Not even environmentalist anymore, + every time you are in Government there is a war in Europe, odd isn't it? You kinda embody everything wrong with this country in a single party, nonetheless, you still have a few good politicians and have done at least 2 positive things I can recall. For local politics you seem decent, but I wish you got booted out of state & federal.
 * [[File:CDU Party.png]] CDU - Corruption party. Nothing else to say. You're driven by corporate interests and money, you don't give two shits about the people of this country and lack any actual ideology.
 * [[File:Die rechte ball.png]] Die Rechte - Literal laughingstock. If I didn't know better I'd say you were a satire party.
 * [[File:Horizont.png]] FREiER HORIZONT - Another satire party! I'm genuinely amazed you got ANY seats EVER.
 * [[File:ADD-DE.png]] ADD - Turkish ultranationalist scum.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] du. - Omg look! They made State Liberalism LARPing as an Anarchist into a political party!

Historical German Parties= This is judging historical political parties in Germany. If a link leads to a unique page for the party's ideology you will see a "(u)" for unique, if there is no "u" the link will lead to whatever ideology best describes them.

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 * [[File:DSLP.png]] DSLP - zased. Drugs should be decriminalized tho.

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 * [[File:UAP.png]] UAP - You seem like pretty orthodox strasserists, which is better than the II. Path at least. EU-Federalism and mandatory military service is shit, other than that you seemed pretty cool from the limited historical perspective I have. Wish you were still around, just so I could learn more.
 * [[File:DVU.png]] DVU - One big corruption festival. Would still be nice to have a NPD-alternative that isn't full of neo-Nazis, especially with such a nice party program.

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 * [[File:FAP.png]] FAP - Dieses Europa? Nein!, also funni name & gay man. Ok jokes aside - to be perfectly honest, I don't know enough about you to make an accurate assessment. Most likely you were just regular neo-Nazis tho.

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Organisations= This is judging other political organisations in Germany. If a link leads to a unique page for the party's ideology you will see a "(u)" for unique, if there is no "u" the link will lead to whatever ideology best describes them.

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 * [[File:Aufstehen.png]] Aufstehen -

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 * [[File:GfbV.png]] Gesellschaft für bedrohte Völker -

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People= This is judging political figures and politicians in Germany, by their political positions exclusively. If a link leads to a unique page for the party's ideology you will see a "(u)" for unique, if there is no "u" the link will lead to whatever ideology best describes them.

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 * [[File:Troll.png]] Tom Radtke -

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 * [[File:Wagenknecht2.png]] Sahra Wagenknecht -
 * [[File:FrankFranz.png]] Frank Franz -

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 * [[File:Homonaticon.png]] Thomas Mosmann -
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] Klaus der Geiger -
 * [[File:Honk.png]] Martin Sonneborn -

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 * [[File:Kuchenicon.png]] Tim Heldt (KuchenTV) -
 * [[File:GRUNEN.png]] Robert Habeck -
 * [[File:Tschentscher.png]] Peter Tschentscher -

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 * [[File:Merkelism.png]] Angela Merkel -
 * [[File:OlafScholz.png]] Olaf Scholz -
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Martin Schulz -
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] Ralf Neubauer -
 * [[File:Conservative.png]] Philipp Amthor -

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 * [[File:Schröder.png]] Gerhard Schröder -




 * 1) Draw a ball with a black outline.
 * 2) Fill with red.
 * 3) Add a dark blue stripe on the side.
 * 4) Add a red star in a red circle in the canton.
 * 5) Fill the red circle with white
 * 6) Add a gray stripe in the bottom middle of the red area.
 * 7) Add the current German election survey results atop the line.
 * 8) Add the eyes.
 * 9) Done!

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