Swag Dogism

Swag Dogism represents the beliefs of the User Swag Dog (the one who made this page)

Beliefs
Swag dogism's believes in there being welfare and above average taxation, as well as the people deciding where does the tax money go, e.g. some people don't want their tax money paying for somebody's transition, and others do it also believes in the legalization of soft drugs and communities/people being free to discriminate against whoever they want to, with companies not being able to censor what people say on their websites. It also believes in there being a ceremonial monarch. Although it is progressive but also white supremacist

Personality
Swag dogism hates utopians and likes hanging out with Paternalistic Conservatism and  Social Libertarianism, he is also often seen with  Shaggerism and  JoeyFloppaism.

he usually does anything of the following:

telling MatmajTHM to shut the fuck up and/or get some bitches on his dick

making polls

shitposting on discord

making retarded jokes about mongolia, heroin, donetsk people's republic or 2014

saying the n-word on reddit

Stylistic Notes
He wears a red hat with the words "MAD DRIP" on it and sunglasses

How to draw
You're done!
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Fill it red.
 * 3) Write "SWAG" is bold white text, preferably on the lower half of the ball.
 * 4) Draw it wearing sunglasses.
 * 5) Give it a red hat that says "MAD DRIP" in bold white text on it.

Friends

 * [[File:Patcon.png]] Paternalistic Conservatism - Basically me
 * [[File:Socliber.png]] Social Libertarianism - Yang Gang
 * [[File:Regulation.png]] Regulationism - Protect the consumer and the environment
 * [[File:GangPol.png]] Gangster Police Statism - Fellow Francis E. Dec enjoyer
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] Esoteric Fascism - Schizoposting Gang
 * [[File:Hyperborea.png]] Hyperboreanism - The Hyperborean Spirit...
 * [[File:Ottoman.png]] Neo Ottomanism -... Of The Turkic Race
 * [[File:Mladorossi.png]] Mladorossism - can you give the king less power?
 * Daveism - aren't you just mladorossism?
 * [[File:Euras.png]] Fourth Theory - Kogda Based
 * [[File:Nazbol.png]] Nazbol - Gang
 * [[File:Nacc.png]] N-word accelerationsim - my nigge-
 * [[File:Techsocdem.png]] Sajzeal Model - Real one
 * [[File:Libfem.png]] Liberal Feminism - 👏YASSSS KWEEEEN YOU GO AND DRONE STRIKE THOSE LIBYAN CHILDREN
 * [[File:GRights.png]] GRA -  gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun, also a great DLC for New Vegas
 * [[File:Epicball icon.png]] Anarcho-Awesomeness - now this is just awesome
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] Pol potism - indeed comrade, glory to the people's republic of kampuchea
 * [[File:Neo-Bsaheedism-icon.png]] neo-bsaheedism - Bsaheed became, as youths'd put it "based", poggers!
 * tokenism - the good progressives
 * [[File:Altepic.png]] alt-epic - the good conservatives
 * [[File:SajGuard.png]] NeoSajism - SO ME!! I'm TOTALLY a progressive
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] Social Democracacy - Yeah
 * [[File:MeriPat.png]] meridian paternalism - based, fuck women

Frenemies

 * [[File:Shaggerism-icon.png]] Shaggerism - pls welfare
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism - become schizo

Enemies

 * Mods - These jannies, man. They've been seething ever since i dropped janny get me bans well, i ain't never gonna stop any time soon, janny finna drown in a shitpost monsoon
 * [[File:Oofit icon.png]] [[File:Airisu.png]] [[File:Libsoc.png]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Luxem.png]] [[File:Anpostleft.png]] [[File:Egocom.png]] Left Libertarians - Grow the fuck up
 * [[File:ML.png]] the Starving - cringe extremoid number 1
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] The Croatian - cringe extremoid number 2
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] The Delusional - Cringe extremoid number 3
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] The Cringe - cringe extremoid number 4
 * [[File:Antcent.png]]Anti-Centrism - Now this is just twisted
 * [[File:Edwin.png]] [[File:Nullball.png]] [[File:Authprog.png]] [[File:LeftCom.png]] [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[File:Dsa.png]] [[File:ML.png]] [[File:Falgsc.png]] The Non-Libertarian but still cringe leftists (TNLBSCL) - same for you
 * [[File:Nullball.png]] nullism - sure, you already were in the above category but please, for the love of allah shut the fuck up you retarded larper
 * lagonism - damn so now airisu got a 5-year old stan of her own? Shit's crazy, man
 * [[File:SJW.webp]] SJW - i am about to get racist
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - the cars movie
 * [[File:Nuwa.png]] Black Supremacism - that's it, i'm racist now!
 * [[File:EdPatrumismicon.png]] EdPatrumism - ask the belgians how well pacifism defended them in 1914, also you're a prohibitionist (massive cope)

@Strong_Aryan_Billionaire_Swag_Dog_Methamphetamine_Health_Benefits_Quotes
"books are like barcodes, i'm not reading them" - swag dog

"benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" - swag dog

"evil swag dog ism is like swag dog ism but evil" - evil swag dog

"yeah i'm totally a progressive now" - swaeg dog

"yeah i totally support white supremacy... Yeah" - sweag dog