Bingusian System

The Bingusian System is a proposed hypothetical ideal society. Its beliefs include Constitutional Monarchy and Orchardism.

It was widely inspired by the Greek philosophy of Cynicism, that being the principles of a simple, wise, and joyous life in connection with nature - apart from the everpresent trappings of modernity.

The Bingusian Society is built off of the foundation of Orchardism, a system in which all families are granted fruit orchards to prosper for many generations. The head of the family of each orchard is the Orchardmaster, and 5 neighboring orchards form a principality. The 5 Orchardmasters gather to govern their lands, and elect an Orchardprince, who goes to the capital and takes his seat in the Grand Council - where he makes necessary decisions in conjunction with the King.

In this society, everyone is free to live a good and fulfilling life of simplicity, connection to nature, purpose, and apples. Look away from the tired white lights of the city, anon. See the fruit trees on your ripe acres. Don't let them lie to you anon. You don't want to live in their hive and be a slave. Take an apple, anon. They're in season.

Our postmodern failure of a society must be torn down and destroyed in its entirety. It is, in essence, nothing but a man-made machine which consumes families and spits out concrete and shattered dreams. We will pull up their asphalt and plant apple trees. We will tear down their buildings and plant peach trees. We will destroy their parliaments and plant cherry trees. And no soul shall slay another. And no soul shall enslave another. And we shall be free.

All our shit is fake, abstractions. The Vietnam War, American Democracy, Communism, Fascism, this very computer. NONE OF IT IS REAL. You are nothing but a slave to abstractions. The only thing that's real is what was here already. Iron, Apples, Goats, Love.

If you are a Nazi or a Communist, or whatever the f*ck else, please, I am begging you, go outside. Just walk around a bit. Eat an apple. Not a Monsanto, mass-produced simulacra apple, a real apple. Bite into it. This is what God gave us. And we have insulted him in our arrogance. Reject Modernity, Reject Ideology, Reject Hate. Take the orchardpill.

Influential Philosophers

 * [[File:Ancyn.png]] Diogenes of Sinope (413-323BC)
 * [[File:JewTheo.png]] Baal Shem Tov (1698-1760)
 * [[File:Anego.png]] Max Stirner (1806-1856)
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 * [[File:Andist.png]] Dorothy Day (1897-1980)
 * [[File:Postmodernicon.png]] Jean Baudrillard (1929-2007)
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] Ted Kaczynski (1942-)

Influential Pomologists

 * [[File:Cball-USA.png]] John "Johnny Appleseed" Chapman (1774-1845)
 * [[File:Cball-USA.png]] John Aston Warder (1812-1883)
 * [[File:Cball-USA.png]] Andrew Jackson Downing (1815-1852)
 * [[File:Cball-Scotland.png]] Robert Hogg (1818-1897)

Personality
Bingusian System is a simple guy who works on his orchard and enjoys nature.

How To Draw

 * Draw a ball split between #AF47C5 and #621E6D
 * Draw two eyes
 * Add a #331E09 moustache
 * Add a black kepi hat with an #FFD305 apple

Friends

 * [[File:Prim.png]] - woof woof friend, woof woof
 * [[File:SuavismS.png]] Suavism - My friend
 * [[File:Killdozer.png]] Heemeyerism - Tear it all down!

Enemies

 * [[File:Ismism_Icon.png]] Ideologies - Shut up and have some apples
 * [[File:Intelliperium.png]] Intelliperium - Please go outside