Neo-Afunhumaninterism

{{Ideology Minecraft Players (PCBMC7) 5px 5px {{info/Libertarian Right}} {{info/CultRights}} {{info/Nationalists}} {{info/Conservatives}} {{info/Capitalists}} {{info/Imperialists}} {{DozenValuesResults|Propertarian|Laissez Faire|Decentral|Lenient|Prejudicial|Conventional}} Neo-Afunhumanismo Neo-Afunhumaninterisme Neo-Afunhumaninterismus Нео-Афунчеловеческийинтерес Afunhumaninter 3.0 Modern Afunhumaninterism Second Afunhumaninterism Austroheterometrikconbert AustroheterometrikꞒonbert Resident Server Right-Metricator Alt-Lite Conservative Austrolibertarian American Civic-Cultural Nationalist Christian Imperialist Republican-Democratic Round-Earth Cis-Heterosexual Right-Metric-Accelerationism Kyle Rittenhouse Fanboy (In {{Quarklink|Quarkism|Quark's Politics}}) Австриягетерометрикконберт АвстриягетерометрикꞒонберт Нео-Афунчеловеческийинтерес The elitist on PCBF Резидент Сервер Луситанипхиле
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Ball Design
Preston Arsement

Original Foundation
Afunhumaninterism

Major
Austroconservatism   

Minor
Christian Conservatism   Metric Accelerationism Paleominarchism Ultrarightism

Metapolitical
Moderate Adultism Horny Policism Anarcho-Awesomeness State Metricism Freedom of Speech PZNCphobia Afunsoc Evil-Afunhumaninterism AfunMetbolism Ultra-Afunhumaninterism AfunGabrialism Anti-Demolismism Afunsoc National Afunhumaninterism Moderate Afunhumaninterism Afunrich-Cheungism Anarcho-Afunhumaninterism Eyzkaism Apolitical Afunhumaninterism Anti-Winterianism PCBAMHism AfunHewettarianism Rebelist Afunhumaninterism MSBism 2014: AuthRight Childhoodism 2016:  3-2020: Systemism 18-11-2020: Afunhumaninterism Neo-Afunhumaninterism is the ideology of Afunhumaninter. It is an economically far-right, culturally right, and mostly cultural nationalist ideology that is the result of Afunhumaninter being "radicalized". It supports the Austrian school of economics, and supports a libertarian-esque classical liberal agenda.
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Even though he does not identify as a Social Darwinist, he has been called one by Heinrich Cheung and SpinelessTrash.

[[File:Libcon.png]] Political Stances [[File:Property.png]]
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that the government should be confined to its constitutional limits. He believes that a higher level of federalism should be established in order to combat centralization and corruption at the federal level. He believes that government should be limited to the military, police, courts, and the preservation of select cultural values, making it primarily in the range of Paleolibertarianism and  Libertarian Conservatism.

Culture
Due to some recent polling on the real definitions of civic and cultural nationalisms, Neo-Afunhumaninterism is technically a cultural nationalist, but he still has some influence from  civic nationalism.

Technically, he is significantly more monoculturalist than multicultural. Despite not wanting a fully monolithic culture, he supports preserving the identity of American culture while allowing/encouraging minor variations.

He supports using English in the Latin Alphabet, but doesn't care what dialect you use. (British, American, Int'ntl, etc.)

[[File:Abort.png]] Abortion
Abortion is murder. Ideally, Roe v. Wade would be overturned and the entirety of the abortion industry eliminated.

[[File:Sec.png]] Bureaucracy
He believes that bureaucracy should be privatized. Exceptions are the police, the courts, the law, the military, and the NSA. He believes that privatizing bureaucratic organizations is necessary for destroying special interests and reducing corruption. This includes the CDC, the FDA, and the FBI. According to him, these three organizations are saturated with special interests and corruption. He is not technically a minarchist. He opposes excessive bureaucracy because government-run bureaucracy is not accountable to the people.

[[File:Bhl.png]] Bodily Autonomy
He supports hormone therapy, reassignment surgery (for adults), and plastic surgery legalization, even though he discourages reassignment surgery and hormone therapy. He is not a radical bodily autonomy person like he used to be. He opposes euthanasia, while supporting the legalization of some to most drugs. And marijuana.

Sex and Pornography
He opposes prostitution for the reason that prostitutes are usually forced. Age of consent is 18. Extreme prudism and extreme sex-positivity are looked down upon. Individuals are encouraged to practice celibacy before marriage, but individuals are free to have sex outside of marriage. Pornography of consenting adults is legal, although highly discouraged. The age of consent and any close-in-age exceptions are uniform across all sex positions and sexual orientation. LGBT, pornography, masturbation, and free love are all considered unlikable. Public sex/nudity is illegal, but homosex in public is charged equally with heterosex in public.

Displaying large-enough displays of sexually charged/pornographic imagery in public is illegal. Pornography is very similar to a drug, and thus, no one should be forced to watch it.

[[File:Capitalism.png]] Economics [[File:Austrobert.png]]
He supports laissez-faire capitalism. He supports the privatization of most bureaucracies to avoid corruption. He strongly supports the complete dissolving of the welfare state and believes that private charities are a far better way to help the poor. Economically, he is an ultra-capitalist and also supports the gold standard. He also believes that the Fed and the central banking are harmful to the economy and would be better abolished. He also supports American autarky and self-sufficience as he believes inter-dependence erodes away at America's ability to become and stay a world power. This does not mean he is in favor of tariffs, because he believes free trade is better than having tariffs on goods.

In terms of Social Darwinism, Neo-Afunhumaninterism supports extreme competition in the economy. Even though he doesn't self-identify as Social Darwinist, he does support it somewhat.

Besides this, he believes in the total legal monetary liberation of the masses. So no government laws barring minors, antimask/vaxxers, etc. from investment, monetary transaction, or trade.

Gambling of any/all kinds falls under the category of monetary transaction.

[[File:Gay.png]] [[File:Les.png]] LGBT [[File:Bix.png]] [[File:Trans.png]]
He supports traditional marriage and believes that all physical sports sponsored by the state should always recognize your biological sex at birth. He believes that any same-sex unions that exist will be not recognized. He opposes same-sex adoption and trans adoption. Besides these, LGBT people are free. Oh, but he also believes that a business should have the absolute right to deny a wedding or a wedding cake to a homosexual couple.

He does not support the full force LGBT agenda, nor does he support full-force homo/transphobia. Neither extreme "HoMo SuPrEmAcY" or "HaNg AlL f*gS" is readily accepted. But on the other hand, he believes that the country's relatively uniform culture should favor biologically advantageous sexual orientations (heteronormativity). This is considered a biological advantage. So besides heteronormativity, cisnormativity and allonormativity are also present. Neither extreme "AaA sTaNdArD sUpReMaCy" nor "GiGaHoRnY" are readily accepted.

[[File:Ageism.png]] Ageism [[File:Adult.png]]
He thinks that society underestimates the decision-making power of children and teenagers to a certain extent. He supports the complete monetary liberation of children, as well as allowing children to make their own legal cases (however intentionally limited and difficult). In terms of gender reassignment, he requires parental consent from both parents. He also is an advocate of age of consent/voting ages. The federal voting age should be 18, but states can make their own voting ages, as long as it is not over 18 (26A time).

Children should be allowed to own self defense tools, such as pepper spray or stun baton. Only allowing adults to possess these items would [REDACTED].

The power of parents and legal guardians over their children should be greatly reduced in order that children capable of making their own decisions have a voice in decisions. In fact, an action taken on a minor with the parent's consent but not the child's is considered a more severe offense than the parent having no voice. Children should have next to full autonomy on most medical decisions. For example, a child should be able to have a minor modification (e.g. a piercing) without any input from a parent. on the converse, something major (e.g. an organ transplant) would require parental consent. Running away should be a legally unpunishable offense. Providing facilities for grounded children to play games and such should be fully legal, even at the objection of the parent. Contracts involving business or houses should not legally require an adult co-signer in case a child signs the contract (But such restrictions are encouraged as a meme).

On the contrary, Neo-Afunhumaninterism supports organizations like the Entertainment Software Rating Board in order to enact industry self-regulation without government intervention. On the absolute definition of the term "age discrimination", many laws in the USA would match this definition. In 2020, Menards prohibited under-16s from entering their stores; this is considered fully acceptable due to it being private.

If a person's age is not known, absolute dating methods (e.g. radiometric dating of untampered samples associated with the person) are allowed and recognized. For radiometric dating, the sample must be associated with the person and must be untampered. This may be done in rare cases if a person's age is unknown.

[[File:American Model Icon.png]] American Constitutionalism
He supports that the country must strictly follow the Constitution, including the 1st, 2nd and 13th amendments. He also supports adding term limits for senators and representatives in government.

[[File:Anticom.png]] Anti-Communism
He is a synthesis capitalist and believes that economic right ideologies should unite to overthrow communism and leftism. He believes that economic right unity should be achieved. This may be hard, as ideologies like Lex.png Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism would rather support libertarian socialists than authoritarian capitalists.

[[File:Bidenism.png]] Regarding 2020 [[File:Trumpism.png]]
He believes that Biden won the election unfairly. He also believes that Covid-19 may have been synthesized in a laboratory by the Chinese as well.

[[File:Covidism-icon.png]] COVID-19
He believes that mask mandates and social distancing are a disgrace to the country as a whole and that they are a suicide mission for America's economy if implemented in full. He believes that a lack of mask mandates will forward innovation in the private sector. He also thinks that social distancing and masks do not help in the battle against COVID-19. He believes that individual freedom is very important, even in cases of crisis. He believes that wearing a mask or distancing from another should be the choice of the individual.

He also holds an individualist/proprietarian stance on shot mandates; he believes that it is a personal choice.

[[File:Imp.png]] American Expansionism
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that private companies should be allowed and able to expand American territory. He believes that the United States, together with the private sector, can go to war against another country if Congress says so. He believes that the private sector should be able to expand America by making artificial islands. He believes that a private company should be able to take to space if the company wants. He believes that the government should not fund a company to imperialize except if the government really thinks that we need to expand. He also believes that the British Empire would be a good model and that Rudyard Kipling was based.

All territories would be put on a gold-backed United States Dollar (USD).

He also believes that "American Empire" contracts between private businesses and the government should require both parties to not use imperial units.

Elections and Voting
Standard voting in the United States gives little to no chance for third parties to ever get candidates into office. Even if it may consume more paper, (I'm prepared for the environmentalist cope) Neo-Afunhumaninterism supports instant runoff, although it is not absolutely necessary. Federal voting age is 18 (or to be more precise, anybody who'll be 18+ on election day can vote). All running parties will appear on the ballot.

Caucuses are private and will stay that way. On the other hand, primary elections will work as follows:

The winners of each party's caucus would run for president in the primary election. They will all be subject to an instant runoff. It is subject to the Electoral College.

Each candidate would have a count of what his rankings were in the instant runoff elections. For example, if a candidate has a million people put him in 3rd place, he will get a million "third place counts". Whoever has a the most first-place counts will be ranked as 1st-place in the electoral instant runoff by all of the electors. If there is a tie between two candidates on the number of people they had assign them to a given place, the state's government will break the tie. Soon enough, all of the states' electors will have voted their instant runoffs and they will all be added up. From there, there is one final election between the two people who got the most votes on the instant runoff. This election will function in the standard way (with the Electoral College) and whoever reaches 270 electoral votes will win the presidency.

Electors in a state are bound to not take into account votes from other states (in order to suppress NPV and maintain the value of the Electoral College) or countries (to fight globalism).

All voters must have a voter ID and citizenship for any amount of time.

Seasteading
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that sea steading should be legal if a private company wants to do so. He believes that people should have a choice if they want to seastead or not. He supports seasteading, even if it may infringe on fishing zones or wildlife habitats. He also believes that the government wants to fish at a seastead, the government must pay the seastead.

[[File:Metricf.png]] Metrication [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]]
Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that metrication should be encouraged, but not mandated. He believes that the metric system as a whole will improve America, especially in the field of trade and immigration. He states that the government should use metric in trade, but he believes that the private sector should be free of regulations regarding metric and imperial units.

Since Neo-Afunhumaninterism is a believer in strong federalism, states can enforce voluntary or mandatory metrication. (Mandatory metrication under a state or city in Neo-Afunhumaninterism just means mandatory inclusion of metric units.) Since the Constitution gives Congress to "fix the standard of weights and measurement", Congress will fix the standards of weights and measurements to SI, but not enforce it. States will not be able to enforce mandatory anti-metrication.

He is also strongly against dozenalism and any number base that is not base 10. (exceptions would be in computers, where binary, octal, and hexadecimal are good). He does not enforce base-10 on the people, but he also thinks that all international trade and government-related deals must be in hard base 10.

Children are considered significantly more influenceable and malleable than adults under the Neo-Afunhumaninterist philosophy/framework, so ideally, children would be taught metric when they are young. Also, children should not feel so economically restricted in order that children would feel more free economically; ideally, this would cause the consumer demand for metric to increase.

He believes that the government should encourage metrication and that businesses should start promoting metric. As the benefits of metric are seen nationwide (and worldwide!), companies would begin going metric. After enough time, metric companies will outcompete imperial companies and the population will be in favor of metric. (Ideal implementation)

[[File:Oligarchy.png]] Tighter Government Eligibility
In contrast to America today, Neo-Afunhumaninterism believes that all people who apply for federal government positions must be American-born. For presidency position, he believes that the person must be American-born, and at least one of his parents must be American-born as well. Qualifications for state or local government positions are to be determined by the state or local municipality.

[[File:Ancapf.png]] Extent of Commodification
Under Neo-Afunhumaninterism, commodification of space objects is allowed to a certain extent. A settlement on another planet/moon/asteroid made by a private or public entity claims all unclaimed land up to 75 kilometers away from the settlement (Of course, the entity can claim less land if it wants). If the settlement is underground, then elevations above the settlement are not claimed. All of the volume beneath a surface settlement is claimed except if some of it has been settled by another settlement. Volume, in this case, is defined as the cone-like space between an object's center of mass and the area on the surface.

Compatibility with Other Countries besides the United States
Neo-Afunhumaninterism could easily work in other countries. Some things in the framework explicitly design for usage in the United States would have to be redone in order to be exclusive to the country in question.

Checks and Balances
After reading all of this, this should be very obvious to you. Neo-Afunhumaninterism is a strong believer in checks and balances, for example:
 * Between the branches of the government,
 * Between the populace and the government,
 * Between parents and their children,
 * Between workers and their bosses,
 * Between political parties in elections,

and so forth. This is done and emphasized to reduce extreme imbalance or power tripping, one that could lead to tyranny of the majority, a two-party system, corporatocracy, communism, parental tyranny, government corruption, totalitarianism, or autocracy.

Regarding [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] TheGhostOfInky
TheGhostOfInky is based as a moderator, even if his political beliefs are severely under par. He should continue to be a moderator until he resigns.

Regarding [[File:LARP.png]] LARPers
LARPers should not be allowed any significant positions in any mod team. This includes Plenderplar, MatmajTHM, Game2Winter, and Oiboioi. They should be encouraged to seek help and not be given moderator perms for the duration of their larp.

He also enjoys the use of retard/mute roles on larpers as well as inverted roles (removing self assigned roles and adding other roles) and auto-reactions (to an extent).

Regarding [[File:Quarkism.png]] Quark
Quark should be unbanned from the PCB discord server. Ideally, Quark would be treated like any other user.

[[File:Vesselism_icon.png]] Page Purge
He believes that a purge of the wiki's most barebone pages is only acceptable if it is necessary for the wiki to stay up.

Regarding Comments
His view on wiki comments is slightly negative. They were okay, but talk about ideologies should be restricted to the PCBAMH/F discord servers and talk pages.

PCBAMH/PCBF
The polcompball forums server is a very large zoo. Rayz has no power over the mod team, and PCBAMH is the official server for all forms of wiki talk. The main server is simply an older and larger R/polcompball zoo. Wiki activity should be centered in the PCB(A) Mireheze server. Many wiki users are in PCBF and polls there are more liberally made, so that is the only reason I stay there.

PCBAMH is superior in more ways.

[[File:Humanismpix.png]] Regarding the Holocene
The Holocene is extremely short compared to other epochs. It is only ~11,700 years (b2k) long; he believes the three ages should be fused due to how short they are. He also believes that the "Anthropocene" should be the second age after the first Holocene age. After enough time has passed, ages should be fused until they begin to match the size of the ages within the Pleistocene. He believes that the gap that spans the time from 1950 to the present should be called the "Anthropocene" due to humanity's effect on the world as a whole. The Holocene should not end until some (hundreds of thousands or) millions of years have passed, the Quaternary should not end until many more millions of years have passed, the Cenozoic should not end until many tens of millions of years have passed, and the Phanerozoic should not end until many more hundreds of millions of years have passed.

Of course this is simply an ideal, but the current system works almost equally as well.

[[File:Metricf.png]] Flood Arguments
Imptards can go cry a bit more since this section is filled with metric units

He believes there was a large flood near the Mesopotamian area many thousands of years ago; the people who lived there had never seen a heavy rain in their lives. On the other hand, he does not support the notion of a global flood.

The Earth's oceans carry approximately 1.5 billion cubic kilometers (~1,500,000,000 km3) of water, and the oceans account for approximately 97.5% of the Earth's water supply. A global flood would require approximately 4.5 billion cubic kilometers (~4,500,000,000 km3), and this number was calculated under the assumption that the earth has a radius of 6,371 kilometers.

A sphere made of pure water that would be 4.5 billion cubic kilometers would be approximately 1,024 kilometers in radius. A ball of liquid water this size would be approximately 10 times more voluminous than the largest Asteroid Belt object. Such an object would only be about 160 kilometers shy of Pluto in radius.

The atmosphere contains approximately thirteen thousand cubic kilometers (13,000 km3) of water. Even if the average relative humidity is as low as 30%, the atmosphere would be able to hold as much as only approximately 43,000 km3 of water. If the atmosphere were one hundred times heavier than it is now, it would be able to only hold an extremely small fraction of the 4.5 billion km3 needed for a global deluge (~4.3 million km3, or only ~0.000956%); the atmosphere would be so dense that life as we know it would burn up. The average cumulus cloud contains about 500 total kiloliters (~500 kL or 0.0000005 km3) of water.

[[File:JewTheo.png]] The Six Days
He believes that the first photons, water, algae, celestial bodies, trilobites, and land animals were created in that order (OEC). He believes that the first water came to Earth approximately 3.8 billion years ago (~3.8 Ga). The first algae and celestial bodies came very soon after (perhaps within 24hr). The first sea and land animals were created somewhat before the Cambrian began, and humans were created thousands of years before the present (preferably before the Holocene). These "days", or eras of time ("yom" can mean either an era of time or a 24hr period), may overlap. For example, the first birds, characteristic of the fifth time period, came into being within the Cretaceous. Dinosaurs lived from 250 to 65 million years ago; trilobites lived from 540 to 250 million years ago.

[[File:AstatineStandard.png]] Radioactive Isotope Dating
He believes that radiometric dating is accurate if done right. Half-lives do not change significantly enough to throw off a radiometric date. Thus, it is to be treated as constant. There should be a hierarchy of radioactive dating methods from most reliable to least reliable. It should go something like this:


 * 1) Most reliable: Solid-solid where the daughter product is not the most common for its element
 * 2) Solid-solid
 * 3) Solid-gas or gas-solid where the gas is not really common
 * 4) Solid-gas
 * 5) Least reliable: Gas-gas

The decay constant of a radioactive isotope is essentially constant, so if done right, radioactive dating is accurate. Radioactive dating can be reliably used to date rock layers or fossils.

Carbon-14 dating is not as reliable as dendrochronology for dating things out in the open because it is easy to contaminate; nitrogen is the most common gas in the atmosphere.

Due to the nature of zircons, uranium-lead dating is held in high esteem.

AntiEvol.png]] Arguments Against Evolution [[File:Alternative_Idea_Jingoism.png
He does not believe in Darwinian evolution. There are no transitional fossils in the fossil record. We do not see transitional creatures running around the place.

He does not believe in the notion that we humans evolved from apes or monkeys. The "Lucy" skeleton was clearly made from the bones of humans and animals made to look convincing.

Nonetheless, he believes in micro-evolution (variation). When you leave two organisms of opposite sexes on an island with no other partners, they will multiply and diversify. Bacteria and viruses also have some form of "evolution". If you give a standard pool of bacteria an antibiotic, some will survive and "evolve" to become immune to the antibiotic. These are called superbugs.

Relations

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Friends

 * [[File:NeoEnl.png]] - Dang, one of the most based things to exist.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - Conservatism is based. The Austrian School of economics is based. But combining them is a very based decision. And thank you for being the flag of my picrew.
 * [[File:Trumpism.png]] - Too bad that the fraud only limited you to one term. Make America Great Again!
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraftism - I unironically play this.
 * [[File:Capitalism.png]] - The only functional economic ideology. Every other economic system becomes a Venezuela.
 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christianity - Without you, I would have never been drawn to PragerU. You taught me a very good foundation that led to my current ideas. I would be a very annoying progressive if it weren't for you.
 * [[File:Christianright.png]] Christian Right - You've set a foundation for all of my other beliefs. Without you, I would be a communist. The cultural left has done far too much damage for us to keep silent; we need MORE Christian conservative voices!
 * [[File:PCB-CCC.png]] Capitalist Christian Conservatism - Christian Conservatism but even cooler! (Christian Right has always been capitalist)
 * [[File:ANSDACK.png]] ANSDALCK - When I first proposed you on the PCBA forum I already know this would be BASED. So funny how JoeyFloppa drew you.
 * [[File:Floppa.png]] Floppaism - I do think this is based. Based. Anyone with a working brain will know that you're based.
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - ...Shall not be infringed.
 * [[File:Mises Instituteism.png]] Mises Instituteism - I do like your mission; you are quite based, my man!
 * [[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] - You're based. Nationality is determined by cultural values and the British Empire showed that clearly.
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - I do find empires and colonization quite based.
 * [[File:Antidemolismf.png]] Anti-Demolismism - Keep blocking Demolism!
 * [[File:Clib.png]] - Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Very based indeed.
 * FreedomToonsism - Funny show.
 * [[File:Afunflop.png]] AfunFloppaism - My favorite ideological derivative.
 * [[File:ModerAdult.png]] Moderate Adultism - I find problems with both mainstream adultism and childism. This is BASED as a middle ground that eliminates the problems of the former two.
 * Ultrarightism - Sometimes can get a bit too edgy or racist but you're quite based as compared to moderate rightists.
 * [[File:Indiv.png]] Individualism - One of my favorite philosophies.
 * [[File:Heterometric.png]] Heterosexual Metricism - Heterosexuality and SI are based. And you're also the flag of my pride month picrew.
 * [[File:Acoppa.png]] Anti-COPPAism - Depriving children of basic human rights must be countered.
 * [[File:Pronatalismf.png]] Pronatalism - See above.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] - I want to preserve traditions and freedom!
 * [[File:Antipan.png]] Anti-Pansexualism - I have the capacity to not hate bisexuality but I, for some reason, frown heavily upon pansexuality.
 * [[File:Metricf.png]] Metricism - The best system of measurement.
 * [[File:SIAcc.png]] Metric Accelerationism [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]] (Right) - Remove all businesses that persist in their use of retard measures. Naturally.
 * [[File:Univgravf.png]] Universal Attractionism - #UniversalGravitation, #UniversalGravitation, #UniversalGravitation! (100% unironic)
 * [[File:Antiabort.png]] Anti-Abortionism - #DownWithAbortion
 * [[File:Washington.png]] Washingtonism - Excellent general, model, and first president.
 * [[File:Adultmetric.png]] Metric Adultism - I simply enjoyed trolling Eyzko with this, that immature imptard.

Friends (ish)

 * [[File:Metrickid.png]] Metric Childism - Childism would not exactly work but I have to admit children are quite malleable to the metric selection machine.
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] - You are similar to me but you're a monarchist and you somewhat a bit too far on cultural conservatism. And you're also kinda weird. Based tho And I do simp for you by making picrews with your flags.
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] - I do share a lot in common with you, and I also wouldn't mind being called a Darwinist. You're a bit too wacky for me, though.
 * [[File:Mesocon.png]] Pragerism - You're based-ish but I know the alt-right isn't on the left and Hitler wasn't of the left.
 * [[File:4chan.png]] Anonism - I never knew how based 4chan is until I discovered Q. And Pepe is a great meme although I've never used it much.
 * [[File:Pinochet.png]] - I've fantasized about helicopters in Minecraft. This ideology is actually, based. Exception is that statism isn't the answer to communism.
 * [[File:Ultranat.png]] - You're somewhat wacky for me, but that's okay. Also, most people give you a bad name because Fash.png he ruined your name.
 * [[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] - My april fools' larp. Tbh, reactionarism is kinda weird but I do like your ideas.
 * [[File:Reactaustrobert.png]] Austroreactionarism - Reactionarism is kinda weird but I do think you're pretty cool since you're like Austrocon.
 * [[File:Reactmin.png]] Reactionary Minarchism - Reactionarism is kinda weird but establishing a minarchy is based.
 * [[File:Racist Honk.png]] Coon Satirism - Edgy Altright humor is fun, but don't take it to the point of violence or vandalism.
 * [[File:Rightac.png]] Right-Accelerationism - My favorite accelerationist. Best way to kill socialism. And also, "Economic Darwinism" is a very nice name. I'll just say...Let's go!
 * [[File:Neoreb.png]] Neo-Rebelism - Kinda like Kranoterism but less crazy.
 * [[File:Cambrian.png]] Cambrianism - I guess?

Frenemies

 * [[File:Altr.png]] - You're based but you're also a bit weird for me and have some racy-ish ideas.
 * [[File:QAnonism.png]] QAnonism - Some absurd stuff here but radicalizing the right is based.
 * [[File:Jorg.png]] Jorgensenism - Your laissez-faire economic policy is good, but a lot of things, meh.
 * [[File:Patcon.png]] - If it weren't for the welfare, you'd be based.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - Your economic system is based, but this is what you get when it is merged with a radical Marxist agenda.
 * [[File:NaziFloppa.png]] National JoeyFloppaism - This guy is way too authoritarian and maybe antisemitic, but your economic stances are like, based.
 * [[File:Nazcapf.png]] - You're very authoritarian and a bit antisemitic, but we're economically pretty close.
 * [[File:Postsystem.png]] Post-Systemism - My ideological cousin who is a total sodomite. The only good thing about you is that you like the Austrian school of economics.
 * [[File:Flopg.png]] Floppagender Pride - Xenogenders are not my thing but Floppa is based nevertheless.
 * [[File:Furry.png]] Furryocracy - I've never been a furry, but I'm sad that you've been smeared as a sexaholic. I know your culture is not all about sex. Same reason why Polcompball is not about sex. But how this page is; I know this is not the real furry culture. This page is an agendapost. A sexaholic furry culture would be unbased. Zoophilia is terminally cringe no matter what; I do not think furry culture is zoophilic.
 * [[File:Plrc.png]] Paleoreactionarism - There are many things based about you, but please shut up on your saying that the Enlightenment was a mistake because most of it wasn't. I guess I can find more similarities than differences between the two of us.
 * [[File:Rwsjw.png]] Right-Wing SJW - I think you're so based, even though you're a racist. But videogames and blacks do not comprise most of society's problems. It's SJW.webp them.
 * [[File:Dengf.png]] - Even though you're a bit communist, and you let COVID attack the world as well as rig the 2020 election, you're capitalist enough for my tastes. And your "firewall" is trash.
 * [[File:RegCap.png]] Regulationist Capitalism - Capitalism is quite based, but this? Regulation is always bad. At least you're not as bad as Socdem.png him.
 * [[File:DemcrR.png]] Right-Democratism - Still a bit cringe but at least he knows the benefits of capitalism.
 * [[File:Wflop.png]] White JoeyFloppaism - You have good intentions, and I see you want to preserve American culture. It would be better if you stopped thinking blacks can't make America great, too.
 * [[File:Bflop.png]] Black JoeyFloppaism - JoeyFloppaism is based, but stop saying that we must eliminate the white race. All races should be equally treated by the government.
 * [[File:Noodleland.png]] Authoritarian Capitalist Minecraftian Rejectionism - Way too strict on many things, and you ruined the netherite spawn rate while you're at it. I wasn't offended when you took over the second PCB server, but I do like your new one, thanks. And I learned that you hate netherite standards.
 * [[File:Systemism.png]] Systemism - Acceptable but I was really naive back then.
 * [[File:Civnat.png]] - Run on the mill patriotism. You're based, but having the same rights doesn't mean the same nationality.
 * [[File:Lib.png]] - Liberalism has always been somewhat based until radicals ruined it.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] - Too idealistic to actually work, but tbh, I can relate to you pretty well.
 * [[File:Simpflop.png]] SimpFloppaism - Precisely what everyone on the left thinks of me.
 * [[File:Moder.png]] - Bruh. You're good in terms of ageism but in terms of economics? Cancer.
 * [[File:Adult.png]] Adultism - Why do people have to be so illogical and unfair is my question.
 * [[File:Childism.png]] Childism - Okay, express yourself freely, just don't vote! Proceeds to indoctrinate kids with the Metric System as part of Right-SI/Acc
 * [[File:Subgenius.png]] Subgenius - Capitalism is based but you've made some really weird…cult out of it.
 * Kiloliterism - I don't like abortion or mandated cooming, but filling a tank with SJW tears just shows how far we've gone.
 * [[File:Unibert.png]] Universal Libertarianism - Children should be given more rights than they get now, and libertarianism is also good. But you're somewhat Kak as well.
 * [[File:United Russia.png]] Putinism - I do like conservatism, capitalism and Trumpism; just cool it off with that anti-LGBTQ censorship. And I can say for sure that you are a lot better than Orthlen.png the other Vladimir.
 * [[File:Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - WASP Christian ethics and conservatism are good, it's just you're a bit hardcore at times and that you hate spreading democracy worldwide. The Alt-Right is meh-ish.
 * [[File:Rebelism.png]] Rebelism - Very authoritarian and acts really weird around videogames but at least you want to preserve tradition and some free markets.
 * [[File:Cybpunk.png]] Cyberpunk 2077ism - I like liberty, capitalism, and tech but you're also too unrestrained in sexual terms and customizing the length of your penis is transgender propaganda.
 * [[File:AdultChem.png]] Chemical Adultism (regular) - I would not arrest teens for smoking or drinking but shut the borders to the cartels trying to get the kids high.
 * [[File:Culutranat.png]] Cultural Ultranationalism - Has an appeal to me but I'm not giving up my meters and liters for this.
 * [[File:Puritan.png]] Puritan Theocracy - Very statist for me and anti-individualist but purifying the Church from within is based. (the Pilgrims were also based) And waking sleeping pew-warmers with thorns is uber funni. (And you helped found the United States, even mroe based)
 * Evil-Afunhumaninterism - When natural selection is taken way out of context and way too far.
 * [[File:SIAcc.png]] Metric Accelerationism [[File:Left-SIAcc.png]] (Left) - Workers' unions and mass strikes are bad. FREE MARKET METRIK CAPITALISM!!
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] State Metricism - You may have good intentions, but as always, good intentions aren't everything.
 * Neo-Unspokeism - I guess you might be half a millimeter better than AquaHeart now, but you're still an Unsp*ke, just saying.
 * [[File:Gop.png]] Gopnism - Good music, not so good politics.

Barely Enemies

 * [[File:Antiinky.png]] Inkybusterism - Inky best mod. (Except for joey) I do like silly chimpism tho.
 * [[File:Bckcap.png]] Bookchin Capitalism - Bruh moment
 * [[File:Cball-Portugal.png]] Portuguese Model - I like Inky, moderate adultism, and metric, but other than those, you're a social liberal retard.
 * [[File:Khrushchev.png]] - I hate your ideology except that you de-[[File:Stalin.png]]  the USSR and freed the author that was exercising his freedom of speech. And you will not "bury us".
 * [[File:Colum.png]] Columbinism - I never condone mass murder but I can relate to some of the entries a lot more than I can relate to whoever put Roe v Wade into effect. (R rated movies on cable, freedom of speech, and underage smoking) And seriously, you needed to touch the grass.
 * [[File:Ego.png]] - Your philosophy is kinda extreme, and anarchism is unrealistic.
 * [[File:AdultChem.png]] Chemical Adultism (meme version) - Funni aftermath. The trolling was too far there
 * [[File:Radcambrian.png]] Radical Cambrianism - How Cambrianism could go wrong.
 * [[File:BBCOPCBAWicon.png]] BringBackCommentsOnPCBAWikiism - This was barely acceptable at first and now MH hounded our wiki because of comments.

Enemies

 * [[File:Bidenism.png]] Bidenism - Most incompetent leader of America over the last 245 years. And seriously, why did you need to fix 2020?
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - Masked socialist.
 * [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - Worker's right? You're a...socialist!
 * [[File:Pcba twit.png]] Twitter - Stop censoring conservatives.
 * [[File:Youcube.png]] Youtubeism - Biden's win is FAIR?! And forcing that on the people as well!? See above.
 * [[File:Techsoclib.png]] Techno-Social Liberalism - Almost as bad as [[File:Techsocdem.png]] SajZeal Model. Liberal.
 * [[File:Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Stalinism-Sajadism-Edwinism-Overbism-Fascism-Ecologism.png]] MLMSSEOFE - What is this communistic sorcery?
 * [[File:Fuenteism.png]] Fuenteism - 3rd positionist nazi fashoid? NO.
 * [[File:Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusterism - I do like JoeyFloppa, and thus, you need to go.
 * [[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism - Yes, let's kill 800 babies a day. :sarcasm:
 * [[File:Bidenreich.png]] Bidenreichism - You're just Authoritarian Bidenism.
 * - You're a communist. Islamist.
 * [[File:Harris.png]] Harrisism - HAHA ERIC HARRIS HAHA Racist VP. But at least you're 1% more compentent than Biden.
 * [[File:Ramranch.png]] Ram Ranch Model - No thanks.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - The bane of my existence. Marx and Hitler were my least favorite Germans.
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - I have one word for this. Cringe.
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Sexocracy - All you do is exploit women for POWER!?
 * [[File:Sanders.png]] Sandersism - Socialist. All he wanted to do was elect abortionist judges and form a collectivist society based off of worker's rights. Anyways, radical worker's rights are a mistake, and it just leads to lower production rates.
 * [[File:Synd.png]] - Labor unions are the WORST unions. Businesses should be FREE to do whatever they want with them, and no whiney SJW can change that fact!
 * [[File:Welf.png]] - Our economy would be far better without this. All you do is let a bunch of fat people just milk the system for free government money? DAMMIT YOU!
 * [[File:Demcr.png]] Democratism - Oh wow, such corrupt kindergendered people in our government.
 * [[File:DemcrL.png]] Left-Democratism Democratism but honest with even more filth and cringe to it.
 * [[File:Heterophobe.png]] Heterophobia - Isn't this VHEMT?
 * [[File:BigCon.png]] The C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y. - You're just like Ingsoc but a lot more cursed and weird.
 * [[File:Discordianism.png]] Discordianism - Very much like the [[File:Plen.png]] larper INGSOC on the wiki but quite cursed and maybe like [[File:Azathothf.png]] Azathoth.
 * [[File:RationalWikism.png]] RationalWikism - Dumbass cringe ultra-progressive SJWS. You're page on adultism was more cringe than based. You seriously hate our side so much, especially when you called the Mises Institute a racist organization.
 * [[File:EconInflate.png]] Economic Inflationism - Stop ruining our economy and our currency, you Keynesian.
 * [[File:Hyperinflate.png]] Hyperinflationism - Same as above but has the potential to do damage very quickly.
 * Anti-Misesism - You are all socialists!
 * [[File:Keynes.png]] - Laissez-faire economics are needed for a prosperous country.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - You ruined [[File:Ultranat.png]]  using your collective rhetoric.
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - Commie trans fascism? Bruh
 * Rational Adultism - Adultism gone rancid.
 * [[File:Ecomarx.png]] Ecological Marxism - Marxism just got worse.
 * [[File:PgAntiquitism.png]][[File:KAntiquitism.png]][[File:JAntiquitism.png]][[File:TAntiquitism.png]][[File:PAntiquitism.png]] Prehistoric Ideologies [[File:CAntiquitism.png]][[File:DAntiquitism.png]][[File:SAntiquitism.png]][[File:OAntiquitism.png]][[File:ꞒAntiquitism.png]] - I don't want to abolish humanity. I want to go forward, not backward.
 * [[File:Feel.png]] Feelism - SJWoid.
 * [[File:Intersectionality-icon.png]] Intersectionality - See above.
 * [[File:Boobah Blue.png]] Boohbah Occultism - A stupid cult made out of an old British TV show?
 * [[File:Bckchn.png]] Bookchin Communalism - Ecoauth is an oxymoron? And also, you're quite dumb.
 * [[File:Corporatism.png]] Corporatism - Seriously? Government should not be owning companies. Need I say more?
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - Nationalist but really screwed the concept, thanks to your genocide.
 * [[File:Stalin.png]] - Rather have the above than you.
 * [[File:Altleft.png]] Alt-Left - Just a bunch of triggered black nationalists to see here, as well as homocrats, transarchs, and cultural marxists. Nothing else to see here.
 * [[File:National SJW.png]] National SJW - See above but you'd most likely perform genocide against straight white men.
 * [[File:Hsjw.png]] Hyper-SJWism - Crybaby.
 * [[File:Supadult.png]] Super-Adultism - The worst form of adultism.
 * National Airisuism - You're somehow worse than Airisu already is.
 * [[File:Jihad.png]] - No freedom of religion? No. Just no.
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] - Really cringe just like any communist; I'd easily prefer the United Russia.png the other Vladimir to you.
 * [[File:GTA.png]] Grand Theft Autoism - Can't believe people play this sh*t. Just remember the old San Ans.
 * [[File:Panauth.png]] Panarchy - Seems like finally someone's sexuality would sway my vote. (ideally, if I were to vote)
 * Socialist State Liberalism - Living hell.
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] Eugenicism - But why?
 * [[File:Dozenal.png]] Dozenalism - Metric is great.
 * [[File:Sameness.png]] Sameness - Isn't this just 1984 all over again?
 * [[File:Imptard.png]] Imperial Retard - Highly inefficient measures that are simply very dumb at heart. It's archaic and outdated. Long Live Meters and Kilograms!
 * Ultra-Anti-Metrication - Better to not live in society if this is the case.
 * [[File:3WF.png]] Third-Wave Feminism - Why do you want to live a slut lifestyle?
 * Unspokeism - I might not like AquaHeart but you're a pathetic loser to simp China. Happy 2013 was your time of danger.
 * [[File:Anticambrian.png]] Anti-Cambrianism - CAN'T YOU REALIZE RADIOMETRIC DATING ACTUALLY WORKS?! Sometimes I wish the Creation 6000-year-earth Museum Propaganda Centre would just shut down.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] - Be prepared for ultra-high level fracking.
 * -|Self-Inserts=

Scoring System
Afun Index v2 Total pts: 6316

Nine-number lists go like: Offcomp-Extreme-Intermediate-Moderate-Center-Moderate-Intermediate-Extreme-Offcomp

All tiers are based off of percentage (e.g. top 20%, bottom 40%).


 * [[File:Soc.png]] Equality-Property [[File:Cap.png]] Axis: (0,10,30,50,95,140,160,200,170)
 * [[File:Regulationism.png]] Planning-Commerce [[File:Austrobert.png]] Axis: (0,15,25,45,90,130,150,185,175)
 * [[File:Prgess.png]] Cultural Left-Right [[File:Trad.png]] Axis: (0,10,35,60,85,120,160,130,85)
 * [[File:Globe.png]] Globalist-Nationalist [[File:Nation.png]] Axis: (0,10,35,60,90,135,145,125,100)
 * [[File:Sec.png]] Authoritarian-Libertarian [[File:Libertarian.png]] Axis: (0,10,35,65,85,125,155,130,115)
 * [[File:Anprim.png]] Prim-Tech [[File:Transh.png]] Axis: (0,5,25,50,75,120,120,100,30)
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism-Industrialism [[File:Indust.png]] Axis: (0,4,18,40,70,100,125,120,80)
 * [[File:Abort.png]] Prochoice-Prolife Axis: (0,15,42,72,105,130,125)

Sexuality

 * [[File:Straight.png]] Heterosexual-Homosexual [[File:Gay.png]] Axis (Kinsey): (16,12,8,4,0)
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Hypersexualism-Allosexualism-Asexualism Axis: (0,7,5,2,0)
 * [[File:Straight.png]] Heteroromantic-Homoromantic [[File:Gay.png]] Axis (Kinsey): (12,9,6,3,0)
 * [[File:Sexocracy.png]] Hyperromantic-Alloromantic-Aromantic Axis: (1,5,3,1,0)
 * Gender Binary: 15
 * Cis: 20

Discriminatory

 * Jeunism-Adultism Axis: (0,8,35,60,105,150,110,50,15)
 * Homosup-Heterosup Axis: (0,10,35,65,100,145,135,90,75)
 * Transup-Cissup Axis: (0,8,30,60,100,140,140,95,75)
 * [REDACTED]phobia: 300 per part, 4 parts (Ambiguous people get 150 per part)

Metapol

 * Bad Mod-Good Mod Axis: (0,50,115,210,280,340,400) (supporters count too)
 * [[File:Inky-sprite.png]] Jannyphobe-Jannyphile: (0,20,40,65,80,100,80)
 * PCBF-PCBAMH Axis: (0,10,35,60,85,100,100)
 * Bad Page-Good Page Axis: (0,15,60,100,120,185,220)
 * Bad Art-Good Art Axis: (0,15,60,100,120,185,220)
 * [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Pro-Cyanism-Anti-Cyanism Axis: (0,125,285,465) (people who do not care are 465)

Religion

 * Religious (Christian): 55
 * Nonfundamentalist: 45
 * Nonextremist: 80
 * Irreligious/Atheist: 40
 * Separation of Church and State: 50
 * Non-Cultist: 120

Bonus
If you want to be added, please DM me at afunhumaninter#9121 and I will determine your classification.
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraft Player: 45 (Bonus 25 for PCBMC)
 * [[File:Cambrian.png]] Old Earth: 125 (not if ultra-old-earth)
 * [[File:AntiEvol.png]] Creationist: 110 (none if YEC or if denies microevolution)
 * [[File:Metricf.png]] Metric Supporter: 160 (bonus 40 if he actually uses it)
 * [[File:Right-SIAcc.png]] Neurotypisch: 7
 * Normal color vision: 9 (4 if anomalous)
 * Relations with Afunhumaninter: (0,40,80,120,140)
 * Round earth: 350 (bonus 350 for filled earth)
 * Heliocentrism: 300


 * -|Jokes=

Friends

 * [[File:PCBA_AntiSin.png]] Sinophobia - "Ch*nk" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "Ch*nkspeak" "Ch*nkland"
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] State Metricism - Censor. Imperial. Retards. #Metric4US

Friends(ish)

 * [[File:Colum.png]] Columbinism - Meme haven.

Enemies

 * [[File:Ego.png]] - I have 20/15, why do you ask?

Personality

 * Can get defensive when he is called by the wrong sexual orientation or neurotype. (hetero + neurotypical)
 * ESTJ, but usually isn't bossy
 * Absolutely HATES it when the Imperial units are used, but can easily cope with them.
 * Will always ensure he has Mending and Unb3 on a pickaxe before searching out Ancient Debris.
 * Extremely big-picture focused.
 * Rarely cusses except when [[File:Cyanismicon.png]] Cyanism is in the room.
 * Thinks zombie-resistant entryways will actually work in a zombie siege.
 * Often one of the first to get the point of a joke.
 * Will claim somebody has OCD even if it really isn't true. Especially for young-earth creationists.
 * Will sometimes cringe at his old self, even dating back to 2016.
 * Glorifies uranium-lead dating and can become very territorial over it.
 * Will sometimes talk about a scenario where the world is the same as it is except that abortion doesn't exist. (Aka utopia)
 * Never has a flat tone of voice.
 * Will often use German or Russian to larp to look big.
 * When he has too much copper, he will try to give it away.
 * Enjoys strawmanning the transgender community.

How to Draw
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 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Fill it in dark grey. (#241312)
 * 3) Draw a dark red circle. (#450e0e)
 * 4) Draw the symbol of the Austrian school of economics, also known as the Hayek coat of arms.
 * 5) Draw the eyes.

Optional Notes

 * Draw him carrying an enchanted netherite pickaxe and an iron ingot.
 * Draw him mining Ancient Debris in the Nether.
 * If he is in combat, depict him carrying an enchanted Netherite Sword and/or an AA-12 with a 20-round drum.

Gallery
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