Metbolism

Metbolism is the ideology of PolCompBall user Muddy Mudkipz, previously known as Metbol, hence the name.

It is an authoritarian right, capitalist, culturally conservative, nationalist, slightly environmentalist and democratic ideology. Metbolism is mostly renowned for its strong anti-LGBT sentiment and some have even referred to it as Alt-Lite Fascism due to it's very conservative viewpoints. Metbolism dreams of seeing America transform into a nation based off Christian moralism and traditionalism.

[[File:Austrobert.png]] Business and Economics [[File:Clib.png]]
Metbolism supports capitalist economics, such as the  and the Homestead Principle. Trade and commerce is relatively free with the few restrictions being prostitution and most drugs. He supports gun, land, and property ownership.

[[File:Nalib.png]] Government [[File:Authdem.png]]
Metbolism supports a sort of illiberal democracy.

[[File:Natcon.png]] Nationalism and Culture [[File:Trad.png]]
Metbolism supports,   and good ol'   because he believes it creates a unifying common-ground among most people and is good for upholding good values and morals. He is also non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as  for the most part. Further more on the cultural issue, he avidly promotes Catholicism but it is not a state religion.

[[File:Eccon.png]] Environmentalism [[File:AntiIndust.png]]
Metbolism supports some level of environmental regulations such as laws against over-pollution and the prohibition of hunting endangered or threatened animals so they don't go extinct. He is also against over-industrialization / metropolization.

[[File:Tradcon.png]] Bodily Autonomy [[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]]
Metbolism's stance on bodily autonomy is very strict, and is against most forms of bodily autonomy; especially that relating to sexual liberation and LGBT. As such, things like prostitution, abortion, gender transitions, homosexual relations and plastic surgery would be illegal. Some of these would have minor exceptions, such as if half your face was blown off, plastic surgery would be permitted.

As for psychiatric treatment, Metbol believes the state has become too reliant on drugs to treat patients, so the usage of medicine and pills to treat and help patients cope with mental illnesses such as anxiety, ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, i-want-attention-syndrome, ect. should be radically reduced, and instead be treated with other alternatives such as therapy, religious counselling, electric shock therapy, natural oils ect. Of course, you would not be forced to seek treatment (unless if you're like a phyco-murderer or a rapist).

[[File:Homophobia.png]] Anti-LGBT [[File:Transphobia.png]]
Metbolism is in favor of creating LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "lgbt ideologies". This typically means that displays of public lgbt pride and the teaching of lgbt ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the lgbt community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.

[[File:Consti.png]] Free Speech [[File:Libcon.png]]
Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The only punishable uses of free speech is when it is disturbing the peace, provoking violence, or used to insight a riot or a pride march. Furthermore, Metbolism sees the internet as more of a public domain that anyone across the world can contribute too, so he believes that the government should not sensor it and believes everyone should be able to access anything on the internet (Given they've got a computer), even if a certain website goes against our ideas; just so long as it doesn't break basic US laws.

Personality
Metbolism has some rather traditional views and is a member of the Catholic Church. He is an enjoyer of the lulz and often times has a dark or morbid sense of humor that he likes to express in his artwork. As much as Metbolism would like to deny it, he is in fact a liberal, as  and   are both liberal influences of his, which makes him somewhat of an ethnically impure polcompball if you will.

He is arch-enemies with Inky, who continuously banns him for his shenanigans.

How to draw
You're done!
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Draw a white Nordic cross with a black outline.
 * 3) Draw a thick black line cross-section within the outlines of the Nordic cross.
 * 4) Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant deep blue.
 * 5) Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant brown.
 * 6) Draw a deep red heraldic cat on the top-left quadrant.
 * 7) Add the eyes.

Vexillology

 * The black and white Nordic cross represents based things.
 * The brown coloration is a reference to [[File:Meatball icon.png]] meatballs, a food that has been heavily associated with Metbolism due to its name, and is also what "metbol" is a corruption of.
 * The blue coloration in addition to the heraldic red cat, is reminiscent of the [[File:Christy.png]] flag of Christianity, but the cross has been replaced as to not represent one particular religion.
 * The red cat is a reference to Paul the Cat, both a real cat and a cartoon character that Metbol created. It also represents Metbol's love for cats.

Relations

 * -|Ideologies=

Based

 * [[File:Conserv.png]] - What can be better than conserving traditional values? There simply is no superior way of living than that of our ancestors.
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - You're very similar to me.
 * [[File:Confem.png]] - Probably the only good form of feminism.
 * [[File:Cap.png]] - Capitalism feels pretty goooood.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - There is nothing wrong with a sense of national pride.
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] - Wildlife should be conserved, just like our traditional values.
 * [[File:Reactlib.png]] - A self-hating liberal? I mean just call you're self a [[File:Jnaz.png]].
 * [[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] Rhodesian Nationalism - Rhodesia was before my time, but I think I left my heart in Rhodesia.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - Free markets and free of degeneracy!
 * [[File:United Russia.png]] Putinism - Suppresses homosexuals which is BASED.
 * [[File:Kek.png]] Kekistani Nationalism - Extremely kek. I'm somewhat of a proud Kekistani myself.
 * [[File:Meatball icon.png]] Meatball - Om Nom Nom!
 * [[File:Floppa.png]] Floppaism - Man, I love Floppa.
 * [[File:Sogga.png]] Soggaism - Man, I love Sogga.
 * [[File:Homophobia.png]] Homophobia - Yes libtard, this is my mental condition.
 * [[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia - Transphobia is only natural, and totally based.
 * [[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism - Hating on commies is based.
 * [[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] Bolsonarism - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
 * [[File:Mushmod.png]] Mushroom Model [[File:Peachy.png]] - Super Mario is my favorite video game franchise! Thx for all the great games and memories!
 * [[File:MC.png]] Minecraftism - Also a great game. I've been playing since Minecraft Lite, so give me my veterans badge.
 * [[File:Terra.png]] Terrarism - You are a great game too! And I don't think your just a 2D Minecraft.
 * [[File:Rural.png]] Ruralism - City folk just don't get it. I kinda wish I lived in a rural area to be honest.
 * [[File:PCB-Metfake.png]] Biological Metbolism - Metabolism is very important to my survival.
 * [[File:NatProg.png]] - Even though you call yourself a progressive, I think you were a pretty good president.
 * [[File:Bluelivesm.png]] Blue Lives Matter - RESPECC DA POPO!
 * [[File:Bonaparte.png]] - A great inovative leader who saved France from those [[File:Jack.png]].

Semi-Based

 * [[File:Christy.png]] - Christianity is the one religion I find truest, and though a theocracy sounds somewhat desirable to me, this is not what we should aim for.
 * [[File:Catheo.png]] - I'm a Catholic, but same to you.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] - Uber based. Also Prussia Glory is a great musical piece.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Isn't democracy FUN?!
 * [[File:Distributist.png]] Distributism - My favorite left-wing ideology.

Neutral

 * [[File:JewTheo.png]] - I really don't have any hateful feelings towards Jews, even if I like to make edgy jokes about them sometimes. Heck, dear I even say the Jews were based and red-pilled.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - I sometimes sympathize with you, but this is not the best way to go.
 * [[File:Christfem.png]] - A form of feminism which arbors abortion and whoring. Wait, maybe not...

Semi-Cringe

 * [[File:Deepe.png]] - Animals should have some protective rights, but they are not our equals!
 * [[File:Humanismpix.png]] Humanism - To think every human deserves equal rights simply because they exist is a mistake.
 * [[File:Indust.png]] - Listen, I don't have a problem with increased productivity, I'd just hate to see all the beautiful nature transform into disgusting metropolis.

Cringe

 * [[File:Soc.png]] - The tyranny of the idiotic and the precursor towards communism.
 * [[File:Libtard.png]] - My plans will never come to fruition with you in the way.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - Communism is an unrealistic goal, and history has proven it a failure. I'd still hate you no matter how "traditional" you were.
 * [[File:Ancom.png]] - Not that communism or anarchism are at all desirable, but how do you expect to distribute the wealth without a state? (there is no wealth idiot)
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - You're just evil, you really had to ruin the toothbrush mustache for everyone! But AT LEAST you lurved yuur mudkipz.
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTism - LGBT is cringe.
 * [[File:PCB-Trans.png]] Transgenderism - My least favorite sect of the LGBT community. They're complete freakiziods, just like anybody who gets plastic surgery to look a Barbie doll or whatever.
 * [[File:Anqueer.png]] - Based department? I'd like to report a class-9 cringe.
 * [[File:Jack.png]] - What ANTIFA thinks they are.
 * [[File:Transh.png]] - Transhumanism is both a stupid and unrealistic goal.
 * [[File:CHAZism-icon.png]] CHAZism - A real shitty movement, but it was at least lulz while it lasted.
 * [[File:PCB-Abort.png]] Abortionism - Abortion is evil! Only whores and decadent progressives will support you.
 * [[File:Neo-Paganism-icon.png]] Neo-Paganism - SUCH a CRINGE religion. Like you think Christians are crazy for rejecting scientific theories but you think magic rocks will solve all your problems and allow you to cast spells.
 * [[File:PCB-Fortnite.png]] Fortniteism [[file:PCB-Fortalt.png]] - More like go fuck yourself tonight.
 * [[File:Egoism.png]] - Saying that there is no such thing as an objective moral value doesn't exactly make you sound like an intellectual.

Die

 * [[File:SJW icon.png]] SJW - Cry moar.
 * [[File:Queerauth.png]] Queer Authoritarianism - Someone has a domination fetish.
 * [[File:Authprog.png]] Authoritarian Progressivism - Rule of soy.
 * [[File:AntiMetbol.png]] Anti-Metbolism - You're literally my complete opposite! The only thing I like about you is your color scheme.
 * [[File:Satan.png]] - Literal worshippers of Satan! How evil!
 * [[File:SecSat.png]] - I don't care that you don't actually believe in Satan. You're farce display for religious equality and human rights is disreputable and you don't deserve any of it.


 * -|Self-Inserts=

Based

 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - One of my closest friends on the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki, and his political views aren't too shabby either.
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Uber based.
 * [[File:Neoreb.png]] Neo-Rebelism - Lets ride our bikes through a forest trail oh-so gaily together, shall we?
 * [[File:Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought - Based and Jed-Pilled.
 * [[File:Sajt.png]] Sajtireism - My trolling comrade. 1/27/2020 - NEVER FORGET. SajZeal was a n hero.
 * [[File:Chimp.png]] Silly Chimpism - He has much of my views, but with uniquely Finnish characteristics.
 * [[File:Ali Ism.png]] Ali-Ism - Perhaps the single most based ideology here on the wiki.
 * [[File:Milky.png]] Dylanism - Uber based conservative capitalist.
 * [[File:Chcknwngsbll.png]] Chcknwngs Thought - This is just really epic.
 * [[File:ONL.png]] One Nation Libertarianism - This is quite epic too. but naturism? kinda cringe though.
 * [[File:PCB-Krano.png]] Kranoterism - This one is very similar to myself actually.
 * [[File:Sadoneismf.png]] Sadoneism - [[File:Tomboy.png]] tomboys > [[File:Femboy.png]] femboys
 * [[File:WoFIcon.png]] Waffleofthefuturism - BASED
 * [[File:Typicalfan2.png]] TypicalFan1 Thought - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
 * [[File:ChristConservF.png]] SomeCrusaderism - You're AWWWRIIIIGHT!

Semi-Based

 * [[File:MinnDistIcon.png]] Minnesotan Distributism - This is fairly based, but gay people are an issue and drugs are bad.
 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyapersonism - Not a bad chap.
 * [[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] Gabrialduffeyism - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on Lgbtq issues though)
 * [[File:Systemism.png]] Systemism - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a [[File:SJW icon.png]] SJW, but not too bad.
 * [[File:Rebelism.png]] Rebelism - Not bad, but really meh.
 * [[File:Afun.png]] Afunhumaninterism - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the [[File:Leftunity.png]] left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
 * [[File:ConSocNat.png]] Conservative Socialist Nationalism - Not a fan of socialism, but everything else for the most part is based.
 * [[File:Typicalfan icon.png]] Typicalfan1ism - Capitalism, patriotism, conservatism and democracy; I see nothing wrong with this. But please leave the USA alone.
 * [[File:Typicalfan.png]] Neo-Typicalfan1ism - Like the guy above but doesn't want to invade the US.

Neutral

 * [[File:Waspism5.png]] Waspism - B*sexual.
 * [[File:CzechIdeal.png]] Czech Idealism - Seems alright.
 * [[File:MeriPat.png]] Meridian Paternalism - We may not agree economically but your social views are pretty based.
 * [[File:EthicDarwin.png]] Ethical Darwinism - Seems pretty extreme, but I can't deny that Christianity and [[File:PCB-React.png]] is based.
 * [[File:KJ icon.png]] KJ Nationalism - Some good, some bad.
 * [[File:Cryptidism-icon.png]] Cryptidism - Interesting to say the least, but anarchism, transhumanism and especially neo-paganism is cringe.
 * [[File:Protoair.png]] Proto-Airisuism - Airisu used to be... normal?
 * [[File:Nothisispatrick.png]] Daveism - Pretty based but not too based, but I think I'd still have you on my good side.
 * [[File:Hman.png]] H Manism - A moaist, but at least you want to bring Christianity to the CCP.
 * [[File:Arctoism Icon.png]] Arctoism - Most, and I say most, of you're social views are admirable, but you're economics are not the best.
 * [[File:NeoBingo.png]] Neo-Bingoism - Alright. kinda cool.

Semi-Cringe

 * [[File:Shaggerism-icon.png]] Shaggerism - total LARP. kindof based though.
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T - Sounds like shit tbh, but you're social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neet.
 * [[File:AntiAntiCent.png]] Anti-Anti-Centrism - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
 * [[File:Nazcaptransh.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism - I'm not a fan of your aryanism, immorality, state shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
 * - Some based. Some cringe. Mostly cringe. Ok maybe my prior comment on you was a little rude, but that wont stop me from calling your ideology primarily cringe.
 * [[File:Admiralism Icon.png]] Admiralism [[File:Admiralism alt icon.png]] - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not admiral of the full picture.

Cringe

 * [[File:Oiboioiismicon.png]] Oiboioiism - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
 * [[File:Plend-icon.png]] Plenderplarism - This is even worse than [[File:Analtru.png]] Anarcho-Altruism; yet again, i'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
 * [[File:Overb.png]] Overbism - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
 * [[File:Budutsoc.png]] BAUMS - Supports "anarcho-homonationalism with market-syndicalism" and we can't be having that.
 * [[File:Potashism.png]] Potashism - Smoov brain.
 * [[File:Gnosticesofash.png]] Hydra'ism - Esoteric Nazi weirdo.
 * [[File:Logavism.png]] Logavism - Not a good ideology.
 * [[File:Dodo220icon.png]] Dodobird220ism - Frikken alt-left red fascist.
 * [icon] Neoxothelism - Robotic gay environmentalist. Why am I not suprised to see these together.

Die

 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
 * [[File:PCB-Airisu.png]] Airisuism - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, [[File:Floppa.png]] Big Floppa in NOT an [[File:AnSynd.png]], he's a [[File:Neolud.png]] with [[File:Gamer.png]] Gamerist characteristics.
 * [[File:Analtru.png]] Anarcho-Altruism - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kurwa Kween Thought - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than [[File:Airisu.png]] Airisuism.
 * [[File:Samikakoism ball.png]] Samikakoism - gkys oofit reskin.