Esoteric National Narco-Corporatocracy

Esoteric National Narco-Corporatocracy uses the drug trade to enrich his national elite; make his workers compliant in an intoxicated haze; enslave, poison, or imprison undesirables within his borders; weaken and make other nations dependent. His nonsensical esoteric beliefs would probably make more sense to you if you were on the same substances he's on. He's a big fan of the war on drugs, not because he's against drugs but because of how it's ravaged other nations and bolstered the private prison system.

Personality
He's hateful and narcissistic, and he's always too intoxicated to actually articulate his views well. This isn't really a problem though, since like the drugs he distributes, the things he says are just attempts at manipulation.

Friends
- His rhetoric is even more extreme than the führer's. Imagine if he'd succeeded. I want to know what he was on. - Imagine an entire psychotic, glorious army fueled by meth. - The basis of my spiritual views, including everything from theosophy to numerology. - Support for the wealthy elite, submission and degradation of everyone else. - Fascism, UFOs, theosophy, funny costumes, AND a mentally ill con artist who scammed his followers?! Sign me up! - He markets me to the youth with funny vaporwave aesthetics. Unfortunately he isn't bright enough to update anything since 2018, so now all he does is whine about vaccines...  - LITERAL corporate dictatorships?! Based!

Enemies

 * Buddhist Post-Mutualism - My worst enemy and opposite. He thinks every individual has value and should strive for fulfillment, rather than submitting and accepting their place as empty cogs.
 * [[File:Labzion.png]][[File: Bundis.png]][[File:Anjew.png]],, - Commie Juden!!!

Further Information

 * Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich by Norman Ohler
 * The Return of the Solar King by John MacLugash