Addycakesball Thought

Addycakesball Thought is an insanely absurd autocratic absolute conservative progressive nationalist monarcho-communo-eco-kakistocratic ideology that believes in LGBTQ+ acceptance, revival of tradition, minority rights, penguin hate, etc. but the most important things to it are disrespecting penguins and looking good every day.

Huw to Drah
Its flag looks like this:
 * Draw a white ball (#FFFFFF / 255, 255, 255)
 * Draw a slightly narrow green line (#00db60 / 0, 213, 96)
 * Draw a red maple leaf on the slightly wider white half (#ff0000 / 255, 0, 0)
 * Draw a yellow (238, 244, 0) crown with red gems (#ff3333 / 255, 51, 51) (You can add shining stuff (#ffb3b3 / 255, 179, 179) if you want.)
 * Draw white eyes and you're done!

[[File:Yes.png]] Kewl Fwendz

 * [[File:Abmon.png]] Absolute Monarchism - The monarch should hold supweme powa over da people!!
 * [[File:Antiabort.png]] Anti-Abortionism - The saviouw of the unbown who stands against abowshen with me!!
 * [[File:Antiflop.png]] Anti-JoeyFloppaism - I wike socialism, communism and the enviwonment!!
 * [[File:Spider.png]] Arachnism - I wike spiders and scowpions!!
 * [[File:Auto.png]] Autocracy - Ah, we wook so good today as we make sure to put oursewves abawve all othews, especially those evow pangwins.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] Bismarckism - We wike Pwussia, and in the gweat pangwin genocide we must bwast your music against the savages' eardwumz!!
 * [[File:Cultism.png]] Cultism - Pangwin blood for the blood god!!
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] Eco-Conservatism - We wike pwesewving the enviwonment and twadition.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Environmentalism - We must pwotect the enviwonment (except penguins) to pwesewve aww cuwture!!
 * 🍕 Food in general 🍉 - Om Nom Nom!
 * [[File:Gamer.png]] Gamerism - Eat, game, sleep, repeat.
 * [[File:Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusterism - Utterly based!!
 * [[File:Kak.png]] Kakistocracy - Haha, I wike wying bout pangwins too, and the way you tawk iz funny!!
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQ+ and any other gay or non-straight ideology - Man, I wove gays and wainbow pwide fwags!!
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] LGBTQ+ Conservatism - You can still pwesewve twadition by being gay.
 * [[File:METCENT.png]] Moderate Metbolism - A better version of [[File:METBOL.png]] your radical father.
 * [[File:Moncom.png]] Monarcho-Socialism - Faw da monarch and da people!!
 * [[File:Nation.png]] Nationalism - Aww countwy, nawt yours!!
 * [[File:PagTheo.png]] [[File:Hellenistheoicon.png]] [[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] Pagans [[File:Neo-Paganism-icon.png]] [[File:CeltTheo.png]] [[File:NorseTheo.png]] - Wevive Pagan weligions!!!
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] Patriotism - WE WOVE CANADA!!!
 * [[File:Progconf.png]] Progressive Conservatism and [[File:Progreact.png]] Progressive Reactionarism [[File:Progreact-alt.png]] - We must pwesewve aww twaditions and pwogwess with LGBTQ+ acceptance at the same time!!
 * [[File:AntiRussia.png]] Russophobia - Since 2014, Wussia has been a disgwace to Cwimea and the Ukwainian people, and Cwimea bewongs to Ukwaine!!
 * [[File:Rural.png]] Ruralism - To be honest, I really wish I wived in a wuwal awea!!
 * [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] - Слава Україні!
 * More coming soon...

[[File:Meh.png]] Fwenemies / Newtwal

 * [[File:Indust.png]] Industrialism - While I hate seeing aww the beautiful enviwonment turn into disgusting mega-cities, I appweciate the incweased pwoductivity.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism - While I do appweciate youw aesthetics, pwease be less Pagan-phobic, homophobic and twansphobic.
 * [[File:Modflop.png]] Moderate JoeyFloppaism - Although you're fairly cwinge, you take away some of the bad parts of your [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] radical parent.
 * More coming soon...

[[File:No.png]] Bowing Enemies

 * [[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism - Abowshen iz evow, pwease don't pwactice it or ewse...
 * 🐧 African penguins - EEEWWW, MAWW PANGWINZ!!!
 * 🐧 Antarctican penguins - Those evil savages aw scawy, but the noble 🐻 powar bears and awesome 🐳 kiwwer whales will pwotect us all from 🐧 pangwins!!
 * [[File:AnEn.png]] Anti-Environmentalism - I hate you for destwoying the enviwonment, but at weast you're against 🐧 pangwinz az well!!
 * [[File:Homophobia.png]] Homophobia and [[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia - Get away fwom the [[File:Gay.png]] gays, you cweeps!!
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa_boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Filthy cwapitawist 👻 ghost who wants to destwoy da enviwonment with wapid industwialization!!
 * [[File:Putin.png]] Putinism - A 21st century Nazi who wants to destwoy [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Ukwaine!! 😡
 * [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Russia - Youw leader iz a mad man, please get a new one that supports [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Ukwaine and then I'll start appweciating you!
 * More coming soon...