Western Leftism

Western Leftism is the ideology of western leftists.

Western leftists typically oppose 20th century socialism by dismissing it as "state capitalism", "not real socialism", or "red bureaucracy", instead advocating for reformism or simply voting for Democrats. They are incredibly annoying, will cite a passage from 1984, will often condescend Marxists from the third world, and will repeatedly struggle to denounce imperialism (I wonder why?). They also enjoy dumping on "tankies" on the twitch stream they spend their entire lives on, platforming fascists, and occasionally belittling women and LGBTQ people although they may refer to themselves as "feminists" or "intersectional". Do not ask them what their thoughts on the Iraq War is.

=Relationships=

Starbucks date?

 * Social Democracy - Real shit right here.
 * Reformism - Totally.
 * Libertarian Socialism - Workers should manage things themselves, not a authoriatan dictatership!!! Ignore the fact that I simp for capitalists.
 * Noam Chomsky and George Orwell - Brilliant minds, tankies destroyed.
 * Reformist Marxism - Voting for democrats is the way to victory!!
 * Nordic Liberalism - SOCIALIST UTOPIA!!!!!

Hmmm maybe bomb them

 * Left Communism - We're both annoying armchair theorists who don't ever do anything to assist the socialist movement, but why do you simp for cringe tankies like L*nin?
 * Marxism - Yes, I am a revisionist, a reformist, and an anti-communist. Why are you guys laughing at me..
 * Neoconservatism - Anarcho-NATOism!

Bomb them.

 * [[File:Cball-USSR.png]] [[File:Castro.png]] [[File:Guevara.png]] [[File:HoChiMinh.png]][[File:Sankara.png]][[File:KimIlSung.png]][[File:Mao.png]][[File:Cball-PRPoland.png]][[File:Cball-EastGermany.png]]Every single socialist experiment ever - NOT REAL SOCIALISM!!!!
 * Fascism - You're bad too, I guess.