Bingusian System

The Bingusian System is a proposed hypothetical ideal society. Its beliefs include Constitutional Monarchy and Orchardism.

It was widely inspired by the Greek philosophy of Cynicism, that being the principles of a simple, wise, and joyous life in connection with nature - apart from the everpresent trappings of modernity.

The Bingusian Society is built off of the foundation of Orchardism, a system in which all families are granted fruit orchards to prosper for many generations. The head of the family of each orchard is the Orchardmaster, and 5 neighboring orchards form a principality. The 5 Orchardmasters gather to govern their lands, and elect an Orchardprince, who goes to the capital and takes his seat in the Grand Council - where he makes necessary decisions in conjunction with the King.

He also wants to unify the Americas under the Pan-American movement; Creating a hybrid civilization capitoled in New Orleans that espouses orchards and free borders to all.

Everyone will be entitled to an orchard and a horse, and their peaceful ways, free of obstacles and the obstructions of modernity’s beige encroachment.

And we shall utilize the technology, not simply fear it, just not becoming subservient to it, and taking it into our own hands. And making it just. And living with the old culture and the old ways, but with new powerful tools. And across the galaxy we shall ride on our great horses, and make every bacterium our friend. And orchards and love will be spread.

Across the whole galaxy we shall spread. And high technology will be used only as a tool, never as a lifestyle. It will serve us, we will not serve it. A great civilization of immortal friends across the night sky, growing apples in eternal peace.

For, even I was previously caught in the pessimistic delusions of primitivism and de-evolution. But I think now, that even though our modern culture is fundamentally corrupted or oppressive in many ways, we can’t simply end our path of evolution and progress. We can go back to ways of old culture and simplicity yes, but, technologically, we have to keep going. We have to spread peace and love as far as possible for as long as possible.

In this society, every species in the galaxy is free to live a good and fulfilling life of simplicity, peace, connection to nature, purpose, and apples. Look away from the tired white lights of the city, anon. See the fruit trees on your ripe acres. Don't let them lie to you anon. You don't want to live in their hive and be a slave. Take an apple, anon. They're in season.

Our postmodern failure of a society must be torn down and destroyed in its entirety. It is, in essence, nothing but a man-made machine which consumes families and spits out concrete and shattered dreams. We will pull up their asphalt and plant apple trees. We will tear down their buildings and plant peach trees. We will destroy their parliaments and plant cherry trees. And no soul shall slay another. And no soul shall enslave another. And we shall be free.

All our shit is fake, abstractions. The Vietnam War, American Democracy, Communism, Fascism, this very computer. NONE OF IT IS REAL. You are nothing but a slave to abstractions. The only thing that's real is what was here already. Iron, Apples, Goats, The Stars, Love.

All they want you to do is consoom product, to lose any sense of objective reality and fully devote yourself to their illusions. To sell you air. Don’t be a societal reformer, be a societal rejector. Grow something. All the power they have over you is because you are dependent on them to survive. Become self sufficient. As soon as you start planting apple seeds their grips loosens.

And never kill another. For even great men have been tricked into thinking there is honor in death. To die for nation is a tragedy. Whenever you kill someone, you are snuffing out a spark of the divine. You are permanently taking away from this world a father, a son, or a brother. Erasing a first kiss, a first word, a dream.

And in terms of your beliefs, make your ideology poetry. Don’t let go of your principles for the sake of pragmatism or practicality. It’s not like you’ll ever actually rule a nation, so just make your political views the fullest, most idealistic, most poetic, most philosophical possible extensions of your heart.

If you are a Nazi or a Communist, or whatever the f*ck else, please, I am begging you, go outside. Just walk around a bit. Eat an apple. Not a Monsanto, mass-produced simulacra apple, a real apple. Bite into it. This is what God gave us. And we have insulted him in our arrogance. Reject Modernity, Reject Ideology, Reject Hate. Take the orchardpill.

Influential Philosophical Figures

 * [[File:Monolith.png]] THE MONOLITH (?-)
 * [[File:Ancyn.png]] Diogenes of Sinope (413-323BC)
 * [[file:Cball-Aztec.png]] King Nezahualcoyotl (1402-1472)
 * [[File:JewTheo.png]] Baal Shem Tov (1698-1760)
 * [[File:Pan-Amerindianism.png]] Tecumseh (1768-1813)
 * [[File:Abol.png]] John Brown (1800-1859)
 * [[File:Anego.png]] Max Stirner (1806-1856)
 * [[File:Envi.png]] Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 * [[File:James A. Garfield.png]] James Garfield (1831-1881)
 * [[File:Andist.png]] Dorothy Day (1897-1980)
 * [[File:JimmyCarter.png]] Jimmy Carter (1924-)
 * [[File:Neolud.png]] Ted Kaczynski (1942-)

Influential Pomologists

 * [[File:Cball-USA.png]] John "Johnny Appleseed" Chapman (1774-1845)
 * [[File:Cball-USA.png]] John Aston Warder (1812-1883)
 * [[File:Cball-USA.png]] Andrew Jackson Downing (1815-1852)
 * [[File:Cball-Scotland.png]] Robert Hogg (1818-1897)

Political Growth

 * [[File:Apolit.png]] Babus
 * [[File:Anego.png]] “Reeee system bad!!!”
 * [[File:Bingusian.png]] “Reeee system good!!!”
 * [[File:HailBingusia.png]] “The Industrial Revolution and…”
 * [[File:PanOrchBing.png]] “Technology isn’t the problem; our unevolved minds are. We must dedicate ourselves to the pursuit of galaxy wide peace, freedom… and apples!”

Personality
Bingusian System is a simple guy who works on his orchard and enjoys nature. He feels deeply disgusted and alienated by modern culture and just wants to give apples to space friends. He will react against the misuse of authority but is defensive of peace and friendship as long as possible. No matter what’s happening in his vast empire, he’s always happy to talk about apples.

How To Draw

 * Draw an apple with a green eye and a white eye
 * Add a mustache
 * Add a gold and blue outline

Friends

 * [[File:Prim.png]] - woof woof friend, woof woof
 * [[File:SuavS.png]] Suavism - My friend irl
 * [[File:Killdozer.png]] Heemeyerism - Tear it all down!
 * [[File:Evolutionism-icon.png]] Evolutionism - Apples and love will be spread throughout the galaxy
 * [[File:JimmyCarter.png]] Jimmy Carter - Stay strong king o7
 * [[File:Yoda8soup.png]] Yoda8soup Thought - Your heart is certainly in the right place, but you think too small and don’t go nearly far enough
 * [[file:Amm1.png]] Amism - Actually based as fuck??

Enemies

 * [[File:Ismism_Icon.png]] Ideologies - Shut up and have some apples
 * [[File:Intelliperium.png]] Intelliperium - Please go outside
 * [[File:Stilluserricon.png]] Stilluserr's Thought - A postmodern state with no reason to exist but to continue existing. A nation without a people and a regime without a cause
 * [[File:Radape.png]] Charles Guiteau - Killed the only President I have ever respected. ROT IN HELL
 * [[File:Panth.png]] Pantheonism - If I lived under your regime I would probably become a domestic terrorist
 * [[File:SouthIntegral.png]] Southern Integralism - Sherman shouldn’t have stopped

Comments:
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 * [[File:Panth.png]] Pantheonism - Hello there.

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 * [[File:SouthIntegral.png]] Southern Integralism - Based apple lover.


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