Imperial Accelerationism

Imperial Accelerationism, shortened to Imp/Acc, is an accelerationist ideology that believes that our use of measurements must be accelerated to the point of collapse in order that the imperial system may be implemented.

How to Draw

 * 1) Draw a circle.
 * 2) Fill it in washed-out yellow. (#dddd22)
 * 3) Draw a cyan-colored arrow. (#14a5af)
 * 4) Draw in white the text "ft" on the left. (#ffffff)
 * 5) Draw in white the text "lb" on the right. (#ffffff)
 * 6) Draw the eyes.

[[File:Impaccleft.png]] Left-Imp/Acc
A left-wing form of Imperial Acceleration would most likely involve using workers, unions, and/or workers' revolutions to accelerate metric to its collapse. This may entail the association of metric with the bourgeoisie and oppression of the workers. If not, it may also involve workers only working under the condition that their workplace is fully Imperial (except electric stuff ofc), so this will most likely involve mass strikes. The collapse of the rich oppressors and the metric system would go hand-in-hand.

[[File:Impaccright.png]] Right-Imp/Acc
A right-wing form of Imperial Acceleration would most likely involve using market competition or even low-key Darwinism to accelerate metric to its collapse. This may involve the natural bankruptcy of any businesses that continue to use metric because of the population's demand for businesses to sell in Imperial. Here, the natural process of reverse metrication is sped up by a consumer demand for Imperial and mass boycotts against businesses that persist in using metric.

Friends

 * [[File:Anti-Metric.png]] Anti-Metrication - DEMOLISH THE METRIC SYSTEM!!
 * [[File:AuthImperial.png]] U.S. Customary Authoritarianism - Perhaps I could implement you.
 * [[File:Cap.png]] - Market competition demolish frikin' metric units.
 * [[File:Soc.png]] - Seize the means of Imperial measurement and production! #FeetPoundsWorkers
 * [[File:JoeyFloppa boo.png]] JoeyFloppaism - Maybe you could work.
 * [[File:Impimp.png]] Imperial Imperialism - Best way to colonize other lands (or planets).

Frenemies

 * [[File:Corptism.png]] - Ok, Imperial smarts. INFILTRATE. ACCELERATE.
 * [[File:Corp.png]] - If you can get your contracts signed, I guess we're all going Imperial.
 * [[File:Afunflop.png]] AfunFloppaism - Extreme competition break forth!!

Enemies

 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism - 300 MPH AUSTRIAN MARKETS FULL SPEED AHEAD!!
 * [[File:Metricf.png]] Metricism - *Proceeds to fry a meterstick with air friction* Meltdown Metric.
 * [[File:StateSI.png]] State Metricism - At this point, we need to have cronies infiltrate the system.
 * [[File:SIAcc.png]] Metric Accelerationism - The other way around, people!
 * [[File:Neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism - Time to melt away the Kurdish metric units! A LA REVOLUTION!
 * [[File:Decel.png]] - What metricators want.