Tío2ism

Tío2ism is the state ideology of Tuvalu Ulterior, a fictional country from the Spanish version of  called Inciclopedia, under the rule of Tío2.jpg (2007-), who currently rules together with the monarch  Mula Francis and the official consort Mr. Ojete Andgleber.

History
In October 2007, the Tuvalí president Mam Erto was overthrown through a revolution led by , whose government was based on human rights, promotion of democracy, lowered the prices of public spending and public services, and promoted the country's security to prevent a civil war. However, Tío1.jpg was killed 2 weeks after his government started, and he was replaced by Pedro Pastafarra; but 6 days later, he was overthrown through a coup d'etat led by Tío2.jpg, who would elect himself with fake elections, starting a military dictatorship.

Tío2 did his merits of lowering taxes, but this only led to a very large fiscal deficit, so he lowered taxes as low as they can go, then raise them by 100000%! People strongly disagreed, a poll of those years showed that 76.666% of those polled believe the president was not doing a good job. Several newspapers like the O'diari O'solead (Sunny Newspaper) strongly criticised the measures of Tío2:

"So this Tío is doing everything wrong, he replaced the congress with a kilo of bananas, closed the banks and replaced them with candy shops. If there is one thing we are sure of, it is that these will be dark times for the country."

In November a coup d'etat was attempted (Tuvalu Ulterior Civil War), but with very little success, most people were damaged psychologically by Tío2's image and physically by the actions of the soldiers. There were other coup attempts but they weren't successfull.

Personality
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How to Draw
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Friends

 * [[File:Putin.png]] Putinism - "Tuvalu Ulterior has good relations with Russia" Why did you support [[File:Nazi.png]] in their war against Tuvalu Ulterior? But thanks for later going against them in [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Ukraine.
 * [[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] Xi Jinping Thought - "In March 28th 2022, Tuvalu Ulterior signed a security agreement with China." Also thanks for the support against [[File:Nazi.png]].
 * [[File:kak.png]] - Replacing the congress with a kilo of bananas and the banks with candy shops? BASED!!!
 * [[File:Natpop.png]]  - "Tío2.jpg is a noble president and he's close to the people. He has increased work, foreign relations and love for the homeland as a kingdom."
 * [[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] - "Tuvalu Ulterior's main newspaper is Le Ítuval, which is recognised worldwide as a completely subordinate publication and dependent of the current government."
 * [[File:Tio1jpg.png]] (before 20/10/2007 coup) - I'm ur viceprez so...
 * [[File:PolState.png]] /[[File:Strato-Antifurry.png]] - "As in any military government, the police and the army have been merged into one: the Aleñ y Opunt corps. This guarantees social stability, thanks to the entry into force of the law of invisibility. Anyone who even looks at one of the members of these police or army corps can be arrested and/or convicted without warning. Some international bodies consider this to be an unfair infringement of individual freedoms."
 * [[File:PastaTheo.png]] Pastafarian Theocracy - "Pastafarism is the official and only allowed religion, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster is to be praised."
 * [[File:Authdem.png]] - "According to the constitution, the highest official in Tuvalu is the PEDETE, or President of the Kingdom (Epedet, Epresident l'de Orein). Below him are the ministers (s'ministr) and councillors (s'conseiller), who don't have much power but make up the bulk of the government." Even though I initially came to power via coup d'etat and then fixed elections, but since then you became more useful every 6 years through fixed elections.
 * [[File:Oligarchy.png]] - "In reality, the most influential positions behind the Pedete are the people who hold the positions of R'muje and A'suegr, with no possible translation (although dictionaries suggest it means Wife and Mother-in-law respectively)." Btw  [[File:Zoocracy.png]] Mula Francis is based.
 * [[File:Klep.png]] - "Tuvalu's world economy is at 232 (the bottom of the list), and that's because Tio2.jpg, the current president, spent it all on beauty products in an attempt to be the stud of the year."
 * [[File:Zoocracy.png]] Zoocracy - Yet again, Mula Francis is the most based monarch n ever existed.
 * [[File:Indust.png]], [[File:Envi.png]] and [[File:AnEn.png]]  - "Sustainability and security are Tío2's words for environmental management, corrupt and polluting are ours. Important policy issues have been tackled with talent and creativity by Tuvalu's rulers. As a first step, he announced the fight against climate change by counteracting global warming by making refrigerators, made by Francis & Co."
 * [[File:Lukash.png]] Lukashenkoism - We are both pseudo-democratic, authoritarian and anti-western, and we mostly support [[File:Putin.png]][[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Russia, yet they are sometimes backstabbing both of us.
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] - "Reduction of Health and Education to exactly zero...
 * [[File:Statecap.png]] and [[File:CronyCap.png]]  - ...for those who cannot afford to pay for private services in hospitals and schools run by relatives of Tio2.jpg."
 * [[File:ClassismPoor.png]] - "In addition, poverty has been banned by decree. The poor are considered traitors to the homeland and are subject to the recycling policy."
 * [[File:Cannibalism_Legalization.png]] Cannib- "Undesirable society elements recycling" - "The undesirable elements of society are conveniently recycled, neutralising their danger with an efficient personal reconversion. How? Quite simply: their internal organs and meat are used for animal or human food, their hair is used to make wigs and beautiful stuffed animals that are exported to various countries... The fat obtained is also recycled both for lighting and for the manufacture of cosmetic products and soaps."

Frenemies

 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Tuvalu Ulterior is a country ruled by a tyrannical regime ruled with an iron fist by the murderer of his predecessor, and usurper of the presidential throne, Tio2.jpg. It is not possible to find, as of now, an example of a more savage and unjust tyranny. The Tuvalí government's excesses make it clear that its regime is clearly not a democracy.
 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]] - Tuvalu Ulterior is a country ruled by a tyrannical regime ruled with an iron fist by the murderer of his predecessor, and usurper of the presidential throne, Tio2.jpg. It is not possible to find, as of now, an example of a more savage and unjust tyranny. The Tuvalí government's excesses make it clear that its regime is clearly not a democracy.
 * [[File:Anti-Neocolonial.png]] Anti-Neocolonialism - We are still somehow part of Andorra, yet we are mostly independent and now we are getting even more independent from them.
 * [[File:Juche.png]] - "On 1 April 2020, North Korea formally denounces Tuvalu Ulterior for an infringement of its intellectual property on the concept of shooting sick people to deal with disease. The Tuvalí Court ruled in favour of North Korea,[...]"
 * [[File:Necrocracy.png]] - "[...] ordering the Tuvalu Ulterior government to cease operations and to resurrect all executed persons. The Tuvalí government is ordered to cease operations and resurrect all executed people. On 7 April 2020, the government officially begins to resurrect people, mistakenly creating an zombie army that triggers a zombie apocalypse in the country. Over the next few months, the country is ravaged by an economic, political, social, cultural and zombie (mostly the latter) crisis, until on November 14, 2020, Tío2.jpg bans being a zombie. The zombies, as civilised beings that they are, accept this new law and decide to integrate into the tuvalulterioril society."
 * [[File:Sandinism.png]] Sandinismo - Thank you for saying "Tuvalu should sue its neighbours because they don't have enough sea, enough land and, even if it's not for you to sue Iraq for oil, sue everyone!" and so on wanting [[File:Cball-Tuvalu_Ulterior.png]] us (not [[File:Cball-US.png]] ) to have more sea and land, yet because of you I have war with Irak.

Enemies

 * [[File:Tio1jpg.png]] (after 20/10/2007 coup) - "Any tribute to Tío1.jpg is severely punishable by law."
 * [[File:Necon.png]] - "Tuvalu Ulterior has conducted military exercises with Russia and the URSC. Tio2.jpg, although not an official member of this organisation, has even made verbal attacks on the United States."
 * [[File: Deepe.png]] - Get couped lmfao
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - German-Tuvalí War intensifies
 * [[File:Chavismo.png]] - Why do you think I killed Chávez?
 * [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] - Fuck off, nazi supporter.

Inciclopedia (in Spanish)

 * Tío2.jpg
 * Government of Tío2.jpg
 * Tuvalu Ulterior
 * History of Tuvalu Ulterior