Polcompballs Go To The Circus!

"This story is WIP, meaning I am not done with this story as of now." Before you read this, you are probably wondering, "Isn't PCB already basically a circus?" Yes. PCB is a circus. And?

Major Characters

 * [[File:Cap.png]] (nicknamed as Cap)
 * [[File:Honk.png]]
 * [[File:Trad.png]] (nicknamed as Trad)
 * [[File:Apolit.png]]
 * [[File:Stalin.png]]
 * [[File:Nazi.png]]
 * [[File:Circus.png]]

Chapter 0: Introduction
It was another normal day in PCB Land. Everyone was acting their normal selves (well, as normal as the Polcompballs act), until decided that the PCB universe needed more fun and excitement. So, Capitalism decided to travel to the center of PCB Land to locate to start a circus. Meanwhile, Satirism was at home trying to come up with a joke that would get even SJW to laugh and not cancel him. He was practicing with and ChatGPT, as they had a similar sense of humor to SJW. (which is just them educating you on pseudo-morality) *looking in a joke book, as all of his original jokes were too "offensive"Uhh, What do you call a pig that does karate? I don't know, what is it? *unamused at this pointA pork chop. This joke may be considered offensive to many groups of people, such as animal activists, Jews, Muslims and Asians. Do you want to hear the reason why this joke might be considered offensive to these groups? This is getting annoying! What jokes will make you laugh and not get you offended? If you are having trouble, talk to me or ChatGPT. Yeah, but every time I did that, the jokes you gave were not funny! Satirism! GPT, how do you know my na- Wait. You're not GPT! Why are you here, Capitalism? I am trying to start a circus. I was wondering if you were interested in joining. Why? Because you like making jokes. But APPARENTLY, everything I say is too offensive now! The main audience is most likely not going to be SJWs. And what do I get in return? If you join, I will pay you $69420 after the end of the circus. Deal! Cap continues recruiting many other ideologies to join them in the circus, such as Lipostocracy, Dwarfocracy, Hyper-SJW, (forcefully) Averagism,, Decelerationism, the flying mat, and many others. The only thing Cap had left to do was to get people to come to the circus. So, Cap employed Speedocracy to send advertisements all around PCB Land.
 * Capitalism walks in to the room where Satirism is in.

Chapter 1: The Advertisements
Within 10 seconds, the entirety of PCB Land was filled with flyers, commercials, and advertisements for Cap's circus. While some people became excited by the circus opening up in a few days, many around PCB Land were less than happy. These are the confessions we managed to gather by, , Stalinism, and this basic white girl. I just want to grill! I don't want to have to see everyone lining up to go to the circus RIGHT OUTSIDE OF MY BACKYARD! This circus is yet another example of the decay of society today! Іf тне шогкегs fіпд оцт авоцт тніs десадепт сарітаlіsт сігсцs, тнеу шіll ве соггцртед ву тне еѵіls оf сарітаlіsм! The circus is a prime example of (((judeo-capitalism)))! I don't know anything about this circus or even what a circus is, but I read on BuzzFeed that the circus is a prime example of [insert leftist slurs here]! However, most ideologies still support the circus, meaning the circus will still be happening. Attention, polcompballs! The circus will open in 1 week! Almost everyone was excited and cheering when Cap announced the news. Now the only thing that kept everyone from the circus was time.

Chapter 2: The Opposition
The week before the circus,, , Stalinism, and the basic white girl met together to discuss how they would stop the circus. We are all here for one reason, and it's that Cap is starting the circus in one week! If I can't grill in peace because of the circus, thing I will grill will BE the circus! We need to send (((the circus owners))) to gulag/Auschwitz! *in an overly stereotypical valley girl voiceI thought this was a trip to Starbucks, you know, to hang out, like I do with the gals! Why are you here? This is supposed to be about how to stop the circus, not a puny trip to Soybucks! I thought we were going to have fun, and your boring talk is making me tired! I need my Starbucks! FINE! Here's my phone I don't know how to use as I am old, and you can go on to TokTik or whatever it's called as long as you SHUT UP about Starbucks! Anyway, for the rest of us, we need to stop the circus! Does any of you have any ideas for how we can achieve that goal? We should use 27 million young men to storm the circus grounds and take over it!(unfortunately, Stalinism will no longer speak in Cyrillic text) But they have to be Aryan men! But there are only four of us! (except for the basic white girl on TikTok) That won't work! Then we gas the circus! NO! We are not doing that! We need to stay moral! We are literally trying to destroy a circus, Trad. Good point, Stalin. Well anyway, we need a plan, and it has to be realistic! There are only four of us, and we cannot use gas chambers, as we don't have any! I got it! We should make ourselves pretend we are a circus attraction, and when they least expect it, we use that opportunity to hijack the circus, and Cap's circus will be a net negative big time! That's actually a great idea! *secretlyTeehee, I can hear everything they are saying, thanks to Basic White Girl's TikTok! Their plan will backfire on them!

Chapter 3: The Circus
One week later, the circus date has finally happened. Everyone in PCB Land was extremely excited for the opening of the first PCB circus, with huge lines forming around the circus. It's almost time for the circus to start! Everything's almost ready! I can't wait to swim in green after this! The audience seats continue to grow larger and larger until the seats are almost full. The circus has started. Alt-Lite, decorated in red, and wearing a hat, announces everyone about the circus. Hello, everyone! Welcome to PCB Land's first ever circus! Everyone*cheering So let's get this party started! For the first act, we have what I like to call Lipostocracy learning to exercise! As you can see, we have Lipostocracy seated in the middle of the field with a delicious Short Stack burger from 5 Eleven situated on top of the flying mat! The flying mat will fly everywhere and Lipostocracy will try to catch the food! Everyone*cheering louder Lipostocracy sees the meal located on top of the mat, and instantly starts running like he's never ran before. (because he actually has never ran before) The flying mat, meanwhile, is flying for her life, because Lipostocracy will most likely eat her with the meal. HELP!!! I AM ABOUT TO BE EATEN!!! ANYONE!!! The flying mat tries to fly out of the circus, but unfortunately, all of the entrances are closed. So instead, she runs until the act is over. For our next act, we have duplicated Dwarfocracy 1511384 times! For the first part of this act, we will see if 1511384 dwarves are as big as Averagism! And for the second part, we will see if the 1511384 dwarves or 1 average person would win in a fight! Everyone*still cheering Meanwhile, the anti-circus gang reaches the circus. Why are there no guards or anything? It's almost like they're letting us in! Is it the dirty capitalist trapping us again? I have great experiences with that. They pretend to be your friend, and later betray you. Ja. I actually agree with you for once, Stalin. Wait. We're supposed to be enemies! STOP YAPPING ABOUT CAPITALISM AND BE QUIET! While the Anti-Circus gang was walking in the circus, Averagism managed to defeat all of the dwarves except for the original. And Averagism wins! Anyway, we have a special announcement from Cap himself! It's time for the special act, where we hear crazy lunatics rant about silly things, such as how circuses are supposedly degenerate! The Anti-Circus gang reaches the arena right after Cap announced that, and Trad starts speaking at the microphone. For all of you that are still sane, this circus is a sin! I repeat! This circus is a SIN! Everyone*laughing hysterically Laugh all you want, but it's true! The circus is a sin! Everyone, get out! Everyone*laughing even louder than before *to TradNo! I thought we were going to burn the circus to the grounds, not just a pathetic speech! Ja! I wanted to gas the circus! Ja! And I wanted to grill everyone! Well, one of you is in luck, because it looks like you will have to be outrunning ! oh no TO BE CONTINUED