Dr. Occoism

Dr. Occoism is a serious, yet hilariously uninformed, ideology that inhabits the authoritarian left quadrant. It believes in,  LGBTQ+ rights,  , atheism,  ,   (sometimes), anti-americanism and generally most left-wing ideas. It is against almost everything that is culturally and politically right-wing, especially big business, the 1 per cent,, blind  , bigotry, and the United States of America as a whole. All those ideas, it believes, should be handled by a strong government.

Additionally, Dr. Occoism believes in  and , as it wants to secede from the Federal Republic of Germany and form an independent east-frisian nation (it can't even speak Low German or Sater Frisian), where it would be much easier to form a government that is immune to corruption. Until this happens, so likely for infinity, it's also comfortable with voting in the german elections and trying to make Germany as a whole a better place. It should be noted that its affinity for Independence does not make it eurosceptic.

When it comes to political discourse, Dr. Occoism insists that there is no "objectively right" political view. It loves to argue with it's political enemies instead of banning them, a practice which rarely works out in its favor.

Personality
Dr. Occoism is generally cheerful, optimistic and flamboyant. As an autistic individual, he has problems with stimulus overload and huge gatherings of people. He does not care about fitting in, and just does what he himself enjoys. He can be found at his personal computer, in the small inner city of his hometown Leer, at his job school and at the autism support centre.

Friends

 * [[File:Soc.png]] - Based. Not much else to say.
 * [[File:Councom.png]] - Workers Unions on steroids. I like it.
 * [[File:Ecosoc.png]] - This is literally me.
 * [[File:Bckchn.png]] - Leftist Environmentalism, with a real actual political philosopher behind its ideas? Mega-based! A bit too anarchist for me, but what can you do.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - REAL Social Democrats are a bit too centrist for me, but I would still vote for them without a doubt IF THEY EXISTED ANYMORE!
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - YEEEEAAAAAAH [[File:Sanders.png]] BERNIE! BEST CANDIDATE! SHOW THOSE LIBERALS WHO'S THE REAL LEFTIST HERE!
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] - Leftism focused on oneself's nation, instead of on global domination, is a great concept. Also, the Irish independence movements were all based.
 * [[File:Autism.png]] Autism - This is also literally me.
 * [[File:Neuronationf.png]] Neuronationalism - If everyone was autistic, the world would be a better place.
 * [[File:Sep.png]] - Eala Frya Fresena! Frick off German Government!
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] [[File:Isolation.png]] - I'm not as hardcore an isolationist as other people, but I still am one.
 * [[File:Globnat.png]] - The best form of globalism! Prevent wars, but don't support slavery through global markets.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Democracy is frustratingly bad, but all other systems are worse, at least as far as we know.
 * [[File:Progress.png]] - The best way to go forward.
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQIA+ - I'm pretty sure I am one of you. In any case, I will always support you people!
 * [[File:Homonaticon.png]] Homonationalism - Not the fascist one! That one is cringe. You are good - mostly.
 * [[File:FemboyNationalismBall.png]] Femboy Nationalism - Please don't call me again, for now. We're still good though.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] - I don't think I have to explain this.
 * [[File:Menslib.png]] - You, sir, are extremely based.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] - I am all in favour of women's rights. Just keep your weirder variants in check.
 * [[File:Marxfem.png]] - If I were a woman, this would likely be my ideology.
 * [[File:Ecofem.png]] - Same as the last one.

Neutral/Unsure

 * [[File:Sec.png]] - I mean, I am kind of an authoritarian, but I'm not a fan of most other authoritarians. This is complicated, and the broadness of this ideology doesn't help with that.
 * [[File:Statecap.png]] - I like state-owned businesses, but isn't this a very dumb way to do that? Also, you should treat your workers better.
 * [[File:Nation.png]] - Pride in one's country is cool, but you can often give rise to [[File:Ultranat.png]]  and others like him.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - Don't let your love for your country blind you. In Germany, we do this pretty well. In the USA? Don't even get me started.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] [[File:Acol.png]] [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Anfem.png]] [[File:Anqueer.png]] [[File:Anrel.png]] [[File:Andist.png]] [[File:Natan.png]] Anarchists [[File:Anprim.png]] [[File:Insan2.png]] [[File:Totlib.png]] [[File:AnInde.png]] [[File:Anmark2.png]] [[File:Socan2-Alt.png]] [[File:Antr.png]] [[File:Anpacf.png]] - Your Ideals are good, but I don't think they would work in the real world.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - The best form of capitalism, but it's still capitalism. So please get out.
 * [[File:Bhl.png]] - Same as above. You could be so great, but no, you decided to become a Lolbert.
 * [[File:Libfem.png]] - Imagine being a liberal, lol. Still, this is one of the better liberals, and definitely not the worst feminist.
 * [[File:Libertfem.png]] - I like feminism, and you're not even close to the worst feminists, but still. Libertarianism does not pass the test.
 * [[File:Confem-alt.png]] - Same as the last one, but with Conservatism. Therefore, a bit worse. Still not nearly as bad as [[File:Radfem.png]]  or [[File:Nazfem.png]]  though.
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] - In the US this is downright shizophrenic, but in Europe I can accept you.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] - Uhm, maybe cool it a bit with the violence?
 * [[File:Glib.png]] - One half of you is very cool, the other is a liberal. What a shame. Please let me into [[File:GRUNEN.png]] Die Grünen!
 * [[File:Conservative.png]] - We are ideological enemies, but I can accept you. After all, democracy wouldn't be democracy without different viewpoints. This only applies to moderate conservatives though!
 * [[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democracy - I get why you're frustrated, but Jesus, cool it down. Democracy may not be the most effective thing in the world, but it has its merits.
 * [[File:Anticommunism2.png]] Anti-Communism - Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, they all are terrible. I understand why communism doesn't have the best reputation. But I get the distinct impression that you're just a shameless partisan, and I do not like anti-leftist partisan nuts.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] - Bismarck was an impressive man, and did many great things, and many of his flaws are a product of their time. BUT he was a monarchist, colonialist and warmonger, and I do not like that.
 * [[File:Eugen.png]] - Eugenicism for thee, but not for me, because I'm autistic. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET TO CHOOSE THAT?
 * [[File:Res_Publica.png]] - Your aesthetics are still unbeaten to this day, and your system of government was surprisingly forward-thinking, but the slavery and other stuff like it always sour the experience.
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] - You are not really leftist anymore, and it's completely insane you let  get to be our chancellor. To be fair, the real socdems that are left in your party are fine.

Enemies

 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]] - Just because I'm authoritarian, doesn't mean I like all authoritarians! You in particular are fucking cringe!
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] - Literally 1984!!!!!!!11!!!1
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - Oh god oh fuck, you are the worst! Just go away! Forever!
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - GRAAAAAAH! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO EVERYONE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE DEAD!
 * [[File:Klep.png]] - I am far too familiar with you by now. Why were  and  two of our three chancellor candidates?
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] - The worst kind of capitalism AND the worst kind of authoritarianism. Fuck this one in particular.
 * [[File:Corp.png]] - Great, another one. Do me a favor and just die.
 * [[File:Monarch.png]] - Kings are out of fashion, and I will make sure they don't get in again.
 * [[File:Abmon.png]] - People who wish this back clearly have never picked up a history book.
 * [[File:LiberMon.png]] - Die dümmsten Leute die die Welt je gesehen hat. (English: The dumbest people the world has ever seen)
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] - The compromise I didn't need, didn't ask for and didn't want. Kings are always cringe.
 * [[File:Cermon.png]] - Lizzy's in a box, in a box, Lizzy's in a box!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - Lewer duad üs slav!
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] - I'll shoot down that goddamn helicopter you ultra-rightist fuck.
 * [[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] - I don't know why everyone acts like you are the pinnacle of communism. Aren't you more AuthCenter than AuthLeft? Anyways, STOP DOING GENOCIDE AND EUGENICS, YOU MANIAC! FREE TIBET, JUSTICE FOR THE UIGHURS! ALSO STOP BUYING OUR HARBORS!
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] - Nobody likes TERFs, except TERFs themselves, and I am not a TERF. Screw you JK!
 * [[File:Nazfem.png]] - Wait, isn't this just RadFem again?
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] - How does it feel to be destroyed by  and a pizza? I hope it feels bad, you little bitch.
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - You are not funny, you lie, and you incite violence. All in all, you're a disgusting, dishonest and dumb little gremlin.
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - A poor, sad, pathetic little man-child, who thinks being a violent Nazi will solve all his problems. I pity you, but I also find you deeply disgusting. REMEMBER CLUB Q!
 * [[File:Ego.png]] and [[File:Anpostleft.png]]  - Being edgy is not a valid political ideology! It seems r/Iam14andthisisdeep is leaking into politics.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] - I am almost compelled to find your complete devotion to your ideology admirable, but no. You are absolutely crazy. I want to help poor people, while you want them to starve on the streets. Yikes. Your song is a banger though.
 * [[File:CDU_Party.png]] [[File:CDUtangle.png]] - After sixteen years, Germany is finally free from your Status Quo conserving, boring and frustrating governance, and now you become increasingly more right-wing in an already failed attempt to take voters from [[File:Alternative_for_germany_ball.png]] . Cringe!
 * [[File:Gero.png]] - Politics by old fools for old fools. Just die already, you're not worth anything anymore!

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