Sabkvism

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Sabkvism is the belief that Sabkv genuinely supports every single ideology she has ever created. Oh, and also that Sabkv herself becomes a goddess and bends the entire world to follow Sabkvism.

History
After getting immensely angry at getting banned, Sabkv gets reality-warping powers, murders all other existing deities and becomes the sole goddess of the entire world.

The Goddess
Sabkv is the goddess, and she uses her godly powers to make the universe her plaything. Before fully implementing the ideology, she tested her godly powers in what she calls "events".
 * [[File:Sigw.png]] White Event: Sabkv creates a window that allows people to see heaven, and another window that allows people to see hell. Thus, proving the afterlife exists and rendering all atheists complete idiots.
 * The heaven, of course, is empty.
 * [[File:Sigr.png]] Red Event: Sabkv makes periods and childbirth completely painless. Disregard that, lets just make mpreg possible so that everyone suffers the same fate.
 * [[File:Sigp.png]] Pink Event: Sabkv spawns buttons in every single city. Pressing such button changes your biological sex.
 * [[File:Sigg.png]] Green Event: Sabkv gives human-like conscience to all animals.


 * [[File:Sigv.png]]Violet Event: [REDACTED; CODEWORD:BORE]

Other than that, Sabkv is mostly busy with implementing Sabkvism, an ideology consisting of a mix of every single ideology she has ever created.

The Angels
The only people who have never wronged Sabkv, she considers her friends. To make them her friends forever, she turns them into her angels, and warps their mind so that they would follow Sabkvism unquestionably.

List of Angels: The Angels are tasked with bringing everyone who wrongs Sabkv or goes against Sabkvism to hell, as well as granting everyone in hell eternal punishment.
 * [[File:AngelInCoral.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInOrange.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInYellow.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInLime.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInGreen.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInCyan.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInBlue.png]]
 * [[File:AngelInPurple.png]]

The Artificial Intelligence
In the mortal world an AI has the most political power This AI is tasked with generating random new policies each 10 days. These policies may or may not be wacky, but they never go against Sabkvism.

The Leader
Whoever writes the best book about a Utopian society becomes the The Leader is a technocrat, and minds of the smartest citizens become part of the Leader's.

The Leader is tasked with implementing policies generated by the AI, but may implement policies of their own will as well.

The Party
Only the richest people in society are allowed to join the party. The Party is responsible for voting how much power and in which category each member of the party has. The voting is done in format of open ascending price auction.

The Leader is higher in the hierarchy than the Party and can order them around. However, every five years the hierarchical positions of the Leader and the Party switch.

Tax rate for the party is around 50% but can be more if the Leader or the AI decide so. Taxes are mostly used to enforce government policies and supporting the church.

The Church
Being a theocracy, the Church has almost the same ammount of power as the leader. The Church is also responsible for medicine, with there being no difference between priests and doctors. All non-state religions and medical practices are outlawed.

Since everyone who isn't a literal angel is a sinner, all mortals are to receive punishment for their sin of existance. Every person is forced to wear portable torture devices instead of clothing (which is banned ).

Edit: Let's also have church education. Children should be taught that they have wronged The Banned Goddess and that their suffering is justified.

The Capitalist Class
See: Economy

People are allowed to own private property and land. If any outsider enters someone else's property, they will have some ammount of their lifetime given to the owner of said property.

The capitalists are only allowed to keep means of production in complete darkness, so that the working class would be unable to see what they are working on.

While the capitalist class is unable to choose how much they should pay their workers, the capitalists are the ones who are forced to pay them.

Capitalists are nicely asked to not abuse their workers too much.

The Monsters and The Victims
Each person has a microchip implanted in their brain that can scan what their actual ideology is, depending on which the citizens are split into two different classes:

the Monsters and the Victims. The Monsters are considered higher in the hierarchy and are legally allowed to harm the Victims in any way they see fit.

Citizens can buy different ideologies for themselves if they dislike the one they have.

The Slaves
Anyone who doesn't deserve to get instantly sent to hell, but has wronged the government in some way, has their hair dyed and skin tanned, which makes them a slave. Slaves can belong to both the government and the capitalists.

The Devil
The person responsible for Sabkv becoming the Goddess is the one worthy of the position of the Devil. There is only one Devil:


 * [[File:DevilInJade.png]]

The Devil is exempt from any rules of Sabkvism and can do whatever he pleases. He is immortal and invulnerable. He can visit both hell and the mortal world.

The Demons
The Demons are creatures meant to serve the devil loyally and unquestionably for eternity. While far weaker than the Devil himself, they hold power greater than any mortal.

List of Demons:


 * [[File:Demon1.png]]
 * [[File:Demon2.png]]

Economy
Currency is replaced with time that a person has to live. The data on how long someone has to live is stored in microchips installed in their brain.

People get paid according to how much effort they've put into working, which is decided by democratic voting.

Mind
As was already stated, everyone has a chip in their brain that makes their thoughts public to everyone on the same level of hierarchy and higher. Sometimes, a single mind can share multiple bodies, sometimes a single body can host multiple minds, and in some rather unrare cases, both are simultaneously possible. All of this is dependant on the type of the mind chip.

Minds can also be shared with objects if said objects have mind chips installed.

Culture and Law
All women should look exactly the same. That includes skin/eye/hair color, height, weight, body shape, face shape, etc. The perfect human is modeled after the goddess herself, making every woman look like a clone of hers. Other species have similar standarts, altho with slight differences.

All men should look exactly the same too, with the perfect man looking like gender-bent Sabkv.

There is a chart of how a person should look according to their age and gender.

There are only two names, Sab being the male one and Sophia being the female one.

Kissing, handholding, romance, cuddling and similar degenerate practices are legally outlawed.

Pre-marital sex is legally outlawed, with the only legal exception being rape.

Each sexual act (including rape) results in a child. Contraceptives and abortion are outlawed.

Marriage is allowed for adults, children, animals, corpses, robots and everyone else.

Cannibalism is legal since animal species are technically sapient now, they are equal to humans. People and animals who got their mindpower transferred to the Leader are not as sapient, but are still legal to eat.

Having illnesses is illegal.

Insults and mean words are illegal. All tools and arhitecture should be made out of soft materials, the only allowed exception being torture devices. [REDACTED; CODEWORD:SOFT]

Opposition to the state is not allowed to speak. The only legal opposition to the state is

Any legal conflict between two or more citizens is resolved by stitching their bodies together.

Environmental pollution is illegal, with the exeption of noise pollution, so loud but otherwise environmentally-friendly energy sources are the only type that's allowed. Edit: It is also legal to produce energy from abnormalities.

Inheritance is the only legitimate form of wealth.

Guns are outlawed. The military uses paintball guns in the war. For citizens, only poison is allowed as a self-defence weapon.

All left-handed people have left-wing political views, while all right-handed people have right-wing views. For that reason right-handed people get taxed while left-handed people receive welfare from the state.

Species
The are multiple mortal species living under Sabkvism, each with slightly different traits, but all with exactly same rights. (This section is currently WIP)

Humanlike

 * [[File:Sabhuman.png]] Humans [[File:Sabman.png]] - most prominent species who look the closest to the Goddess herself. While not exceling in any single stat, humans are highly adaptable to any living conditions.


 * [[File:Sabelven.png]] Elven [[File:Sabelfman.png]] - look almost exactly like humans, but have longer, pointy ears. Elven are more agile and nimble than humans, but lack physical strenght.


 * [[File:Sabjuden.png]] Juden [[File:Sabjewman.png]] - look almost exactly like humans, but have longer, crooked noses. Juden are great at merchantry and finance, and known to be cunning and deceitful.


 * [[File:Sabmono.png]] Monoai [[File:Sabmonoman.png]] - look almost exactly like humans, but have bigger, single eyes. Monoais are slightly more physically strong than humans.

Animal

 * [[File:Sabneko.png]] Nekos [[File:Sabcatboy.png]] - simultaneously cat-like and human-like creatures. Nekos are agile and good with sharp weapons, as well as extremely charismatic.


 * [[File:Sabdoggo.png]] Canines [[File:Sabdogman.png]] - look like antropomorphic pomeranians since that's Sabkv's favourite dog, but have traits of dogs in general, including extremely good senses.


 * [[File:Sabbirb.png]] Avian [[File:Sabbirbman.png]] - creatures with wings instead of arms. Have the ability to fly, but have hollow bones that are easier to break.


 * [[File:Sabsheeple.png]] Sheeple [[File:Sabcowboy.png]] - antropomorphic combination between different livestock species, most notably pig, sheep and cow. Are valued for their meat, wool and milk. Highly likeleness to develop dependency and stockholm syndrome, to the point that some voluntarily sell themselves into slavery.

Artificial

 * [[File:Sabbot.png]] Robots [[File:Sabbotman.png]] - machinery made mostly of metals and plastic. Were created by humans to serve in place of them, but under Sabkvism, those species got equal rights. Robots are quick at mathematical thinking, but poor at understanding emotions. Robot healthcare is vastly different from organic species.


 * [[File:Sabhologi.png]] Hologis [[File:Sabholoman.png]] - sentient light projections. Were created by robots to serve in place of them. Having bodies made out of light, hologis are almost entirely immune to physical damage and also can freely pass through translucent objects.


 * [[File:Sabstatue.png]] Statues [[File:Sabrock.png]] - made from rock-like material. Are strong ang quick, but can only move when no eyes are watching.


 * [[File:Sababno.png]] Abnormalities [[File:Sabwaw.png]] - manifestations of fears, emotions and suffering. Are oftenly used as an energy source. May or may not be energy beings.

Neighbours
Bored from being the only ideology in the world, The Goddess decided to make two more states following slightly alterated ideologies. Existance of neighbouring countries is neccessary to provide wars.

Lands where Sabkvism's people exist are far between, with Null Sabkvism and Post Sabkvism covering most territory travel is extremely unsafe. Communications between differing Sabkvism's lands are strictly controlled for the fear of being hijacked by the enemies.

Null Sabkvism
Null Sabkvism is a hyper authoritarian left ideology that combines Sabkvism and  Nullism. It is mostly similar in policies with Sabkvism except for a few things:

All citizens are mind-controlled by the state There is no sex, drugs or property

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Citizens lack genders and species

The only two classes are The State and The Citizen Their end goal is assimilating everyone in the world into their state-controlled hive mind.

Red Null Sabkvism is a separatist movement that differs in some minor details with Null Sabkvism and has gained its own territory. While sharing end goals with Null Sabkvists, Red Null Sabkvists advocate for a feral lifestyle and may often find themselves in disagreement with Null Sabkvists.

Post Sabkvism
Post Sabkvism is a hyper authoritarian right ideology that combines Unbanmeball.png Sabkvism and Eternal Post-Ism. It is mostly similar in policies with Sabkvism except for a few things:

Instead of switching between random policies, the AI switches between "cores", which are the same as Eternal Post-Ism's sub-cores

The ideology keeps constantly growing in power as the main AI upgrades itself

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The only species is robots

All citizen minds are just projections of the main AI's personality

Its end goal is murdering all organic lifeforce and replacing them with robotic hive mind.

Sub-H31N-1000-5 is an orbital weapon belonging to Post-Sabkvist military, capable of both city and planetary level destruction. It is mostly used as political leverage against Sabkvists and Null Sabkvists.

Trivia
For all legal reasons, this is a joke.