Dink Doink Standard

The Dink Doink Standard is a monetary policy which directly bases the value of currency to the value of the Dink Doink crypto token. Dink Doink is a crypto token created by in 2021, which ties into a cartoon series extremely similar to South Park. This IP is allegedly the worlds first "decentralized IP" however that may work. The cartoon series was frowned upon because some autistic soyboy cartoon reviewers were jealous they couldn't make a masterpiece like Dink Doink, and due to the massive soyraging, the cryptocurrency is worth around $0.000000000018000. There are 10,000,000,000,000,000 dink doink tokens in circulation, and if you don't own one already, get fucked.

(The crypto token was actually made by Logan Paul, and he promoted it heavily without actually saying he made it. Logan Paul is based for that.)