Texan Progressive Market Socialism

Texan Progressive Market Socialism is a culturally far-left and economically left-wing ideology. It is a “left-lolbert”, trying to justify its shitty economics with “muH cOOpS!!” It believes that unregulated markets will improve the economy and human life (somehow) and it also tries to hide ACTUAL practice of socialism as “cWaPiTalIst!!!1”

Friends

 * [[File:Marketsoc.png]] Market Socialism - oMg YAAAS!!! cOOps GUd!1
 * [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism - If anyone makes a decent argument against you, I’ll just use the “not real socialism” excuse, mkay?
 * [[File:Libsoc.png]] Libertarian Socialism - OMG!!!11
 * [[File:Prog.png]] Progressivism - OMG DESTROYING WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS SO BASED!!!
 * [[File:Libms.png]] Libertarian Market Socialism - OMG!!!
 * [[File:Texas.png]] Texas Separatism - OMG!! LET’S SECEDE FROM THE UNION AND WRECK THE ECONOMY!!

Enemies

 * [[File:Chicagocon.png]] Chicagoan Libertarianism - NOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST DEFEND CAPITALISM THROUGH SOLID ARGUMENTS!!!
 * [[File:Sec.png]] Authoritarianism - NOOOO YOU CAN’T PRESERVE ORDER AND TRANQUILITY IN SOCIETY THAT’S INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS!!!
 * [[File:ML.png]] Marxism-Leninism - NOOOO GENOCIDAL SOCIALIST REGIMES DON’T EXIST!!!! NOT REAL SOCIALISM!!!
 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - NOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST DECREASE POVERTY AND IMPROVE THE LIVES OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!! THAT’S EXPLOITATION!!!!
 * [[File:Trad.png]] Traditionalism - NOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST PRESERVE WHOLESOME FAMILY VALUES AND WESTERN TRADITION!! THAT’S LITERALLY OPPRESSIVE!!!
 * Post-Election Libertarian Market Socialism - NOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST SATIRIZE MY BASED IDEOLOGY!!! THIS IS FALSE IN SO MANY WAYS!!!
 * [[File:Christy.png]] Christian Theocracy - WHOLESOME BELIEF IN GOD AND FAMILY VALUES BAAAAD!!