User:Jake Innit

Wassup you loveable fuckers. I'm Alexi, The most apathetic bastard in the south of England. I'll do near enough anything if you give me £10 and say "No Balls". And as an added bonus ill kick your ass at poker.

My favourite Joke Quote: "The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket" - Guy On Reddit.

My favourite Serious Quote(s):

"When nothing we do matters, all that matters is what we do" - Albert Camus.

"Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man's lap." - Max Stirner