JoeyFloppaism

JoeyFloppaism, also known as JoeyFloppeanism, is an American nationalist, culturally right-wing, economically laissez-faire ideology, and is a variant of Libertarian Conservatism. It's civically liberal to libertarian, peering into the libright. It is the ideology representing JoeyFloppa and his beliefs and can be specked as right-wing to far-right on the two-axis political spectrum.

[[File:PCB-Libcon.png]] Government & Economy [[File:PCB-Minarchist.png]]
JoeyFloppaism supports many decentralizations of government power and supports a minimal and fiscally responsible state who's job is restricted to mainly, at most, preserving law, regulated policing, borders, as well as perhaps having a role in preserving cultural values, making it chiefly Libertarian Conservative civically. Among some things JoeyFloppaism advocates for are ending government surveillance, betterly regulated and minimal police, voluntary military drafting and ending the public school system. Taxation is viewed as theft and thus supports absolute minimal taxation, if it has to exist at all.

JoeyFloppaism supports a capitalist laissez-faire economy, much favoring the Austrian School. It believes private property should be a bulwark in society and is not in favor of Protectionism or tariffs. Representative republicanism is the government system JoeyFloppaism supports.

[[File:Imp.png]] Expansionism [[File:Jingoism.png]]
Though an Isolationist foreign policy is generally aimed for on the state level, JoeyFloppaism encourages an idealistic vision of American individuals and companies to set out to explore and imperialize or colonize for personal profit and to expand the American Empire. Private industrialists such as Cecil Rhodes are considered as a model for this type of imperialism.

In the modern world this would obviously be less possible, so looking towards space would be a good idea.

How to Draw
The classic design is based off JoeyFloppa's former profile picture, which is of a golden boo from the Super Mario franchise. You're done! The alternative design is based off the JoeyFloppaist flag created by Angrybirdstd. You're done!
 * -|Classic design=
 * 1) Draw a ball with a stubby tail at the end using gold (#FFFF00). It should resemble a Boo.
 * 2) Color it in a lighter shade of gold (#FFEB3B).
 * 3) Add the eyes.
 * 4) (OPTIONALLY) Add some sparkles shimmering around the ball(#FFFFFF).
 * -|Alt design=
 * 1) Draw a ball.
 * 2) Draw three bars, the top and bottom ones gold (#FFEB3B) and the middle one white (#FFFFFF).
 * 3) Add the eyes.

The flag itself is based off the flag of Austria, a nod towards  Austrolibertarianism.

Relationships

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Friends

 * [[File:Cap.png]] Capitalism - The only good economic system.
 * [[File:GRights.png]] Gun Rights Advocacy - All firearm restrictions must be opposed.
 * [[File:Libcon.png]] Libertarian Conservatism - THE ULTIMATE FUSION.
 * [[File:Indiv.png]] Individualism - One of my top favorite philosophical doctrines.
 * [[File:Kek.png]] Kekistani Nationalism - Freedom to Kekistan! o/ o/ o/
 * [[File:Altl.png]] Alt-Lite - Thank you for the many funny internet moments.
 * [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] Korwinism - Some of the stuff you've said is pretty wacky, but you're still a close equivalent to me and besides, I've said some pretty wacky stuff too.
 * [[File:Natlib.png]] National Libertarianism - For far too long there's been those pushing for the government to pass acts which degrade our nation. It's about time you teach them their lesson.
 * [[File:Austrobert.png]] Austrolibertarianism - I also tend to justify my beliefs with the Austrian School. Not to mention we have pretty big overlap.
 * [[File:Nazcapf.png]] National Capitalism - Capitalism and nationalism are based.
 * [[File:Natcon.png]] National Conservatism - Conservatism and nationalism are based.
 * [[File:Paleolib.png]] Paleolibertarianism - Libertarianism and traditionalism are based.
 * [[File:Austrocon.png]] Austroconservatism - Conservatism and laissez-faire are based.
 * [[File:Fiscon.png]] Fiscal Conservatism - Federal spending oughta be mitigated.
 * [[File:Hayek.png]] Hayekism - Overall, not bad.
 * [[File:Nation.png]] Nationalism - America first!
 * [[File:Property.png]] Propertarianism - You're a pretty good philosophy. The right to own property is very important for me.
 * [[File:Floppa.png]] Floppaism - You fill the dark void in my life with so much reason to keep going. Thank you for everything, my namesake.
 * [[File:Darwinist.png]] Social Darwinism - [Removed because Rechtefag keeps using it to strawman me and make preposterous wacky claims] ... We both agree the world naturally has winners and stupid people.
 * [[File:Clib.png]] Classical Liberalism - The good libtard.
 * [[File:Washington.png]] Washingtonism - One of the most based men ever in every way. No one was more suited for the position of 1st president than you.
 * [[File:Coolidge.png]] Coolidgism - My second favorite president.
 * [[File:Reactmin.png]] Reactionary Minarchism - Coool.
 * [[File:PCB-Plcn2.png]] Paleoconservatism - Some of you are cool. Just don't be so paternalistic.
 * [[File:Indust.png]] Industrialism - The Industrial Revolution and its consequences were BASED!
 * [[File:Naziancapf.png]] Nazi Ancap - Most based nazi I've ever seen.
 * [[File:Burnfur.png]] Burned Furryocracy - Most based furry I've ever seen.
 * [[File:Hoppe.png]] Hoppeanism - If anarchy ever happens, I'll be looking towards you I guess.
 * [[File:HoppeFlop.png]] Floppeanism - Scratch that. You're even better.
 * [[File:Antrans.png]] Technoprimitivism - Advanced technology. Good values.
 * [[File:Hamiltonianism.png]] Hamiltonianism, [[File:Jeffersondem2.png]] Jeffersonian Democracy & [[File:Jacksonian Democracy.png]] Jacksonian Democracy - Not everything is perfect, but all three of you had some good ideas.
 * [[File:Rhodes.png]] Rhodesism - This may be a controversial opinion but I think Cecil Rhodes did a lot of good for Africa and Great Britain. I also have to respect his ambition.

Frenemies

 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] Anarcho-Capitalism - I can understand many of your points, but entirely abolishing the government goes a little far don't you think? Also all anarchists are larpers.
 * [[File:Confed.png]] Confederalism - I support state's rights, but full-on confederalism goes too far. We don't want to become the HRE.
 * [[File:Trump.png]] Trumpism - I'm not a super mega epic fan of you now, but c'mon! Biden is so boring! (and blue-pilled).
 * [[File:Jorg.png]] Jorgensenism - Libertarianism does not have to mean being a heroine-addicted prostitute.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] Feminism - Women deserve equal rights, but most feminist movements today are laughable. [[File:1WF.png]] First-Wave Feminism is really the only wave I could get behind.
 * [[File:Annazi.png]] Anrcho nazi - Incredibly based, but unfortunately you reject capitalism.
 * [[File:Cball-British India.png]] Orwellism - Good writer, but libertarian socialism isn't for me.

Enemies

 * [[File:Soc.png]] Socialism - You... you are the bane of my existence.
 * [[File:Statesoc.png]] State Socialism - Statist and socialist.
 * [[File:Demsocstar.png]] Democratic Socialism - Still pretty Bolshevik-y to me.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] Marxism - No. You do not deserve free shit just for existing.
 * [[File:Synd.png]] Syndicalism - The factories rightfully belong to the fat cats! FIRED!
 * [[File:Marketsoc.png]] Market Socialism - Markets are cringe without the capitalism.
 * [[File:Mutualist.png]] Mutualism - Same with you, mutualcuck. Private property isn't theft.
 * [[File:Georgist.png]] Georgism - You want to not only make all land public, but then also TAX it!
 * [[File:Prog.png]] Progressivism - The ideals you advocate are totally cringe. You call this "progress"!
 * [[File:Regulationism.png]] Regulationist Capitalism - You take away the good fun in capitalism.
 * [[File:Welf.png]] Welfarism - Welfare exists for two types of people: the weak, and parasites.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] Social Democracy - You say capitalism is good as long as it can be reformed to make sure those at the top are liable to support the unfortunate in society, and I say please shut the fuck up.
 * [[File:Abort.png]] Abortionism - Hey look, they made an ideology for the whores.
 * [[File:Necon.png]] Neoconservatism - You restrict freedom and send us into pointless wars, and for what? The sake of foreign and global interests.
 * [[File:ReactCosmo.png]] Reactionary Cosmopolitanism - What, no! This is so flawed!
 * [[File:SJW.png]] SJW - TRANS RAUS!
 * [[File:SocCred.png]] Social Credit - I'm going to loose a lot of social credit for this...
 * [[File:Corptism.png]] Corporatism - Companies should stay privately run and owned.
 * [[File:Fash.png]] Fascism - I really dislike the collective focus/status quo you set for nationalism in the eyes of most. This is just not a great system anyways unless you're an excessive control freak.
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] Esoteric Fascism - This guy is very very cringe. And smelly.
 * [[File:Egoism.png]] Egoism - "Spook this, spook that." Don't you have a child to be molesting right about now.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] FALGSC - My most terrible competitor in the space colonization quest.
 * [[File:Xenofeminism.png]] Xenofeminism - Nonbinaries talking about how abolishing gender will advance the human race somehow, when the #1 argument against that is themselves.
 * [[File:Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusterism - My mirror opposite... so horribly unbased.
 * [[File:Antiflop.png]] Anti-JoeyFloppaism - Even more of a mirror opposite. Even more unbased. Plus some of the stuff you say is downright confusing.
 * [[File:Joeycringeicon.png]] JoeyCringeism - An entire self-insert dedicated to hating me? This is actually hilarious.
 * [[File:Pinksta.png]] Pink Stalinism - You somehow made [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalinism even worse.

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MIN: -7    MAX: +7

Epic3d.png S (60+)

 * [[File:Neoafun.png]] Neo-Afunhumaninterism (71 pts) - One can hardly bring up JoeyFloppa without mentioning AngrybirdSTD.
 * [[File:Afun.png]] Afunhumaninterism (68 pts) - Same guy as above, a faithful worshipper mega-fan of me from the early days.
 * [[File:ONL.png]] One Nation Libertarianism (67 pts) - Pretty cool guy. Best of luck to Poland.
 * [[File:METBOL.png]] Metbolism (62 pts) - My more authoritarian (mostly, kinda, sorta) counterpart in arms.
 * [[File:Sbolt.png]] Sbolt-ism (60 pts) - Partners in gaming.

[[File:Gamer.png]] A (49-59)

 * [[File:Milky.png]] Dylanism (59 pts) - Pretty cool guy. We have a lot of the same views, although he has since become slightly more progressive.
 * [[File:Gabduff-icon.png]] Gabrialduffeyism (59 pts) - An friends from Fandom's PCBA. Part of the Big 4. I wonder where he's gone too.
 * [[File:Jd2824.png]] Jd2842ism (57 pts) - One Struggle against wokeness.
 * [[File:Typicalfan2.png]] TypicalFan1 Thought (57 pts) - The Mexicoconut nut is a great big nut. If you eat too much you get very fat. But this delicious nut is not a nut. It's a TypicalFan1. (I didn't really have anything noteworthy to say here)
 * [[File:EthicDarwin.png]] Ethical Darwinism (56 pts) - Seems like an interesting guy with certainly an interesting ideology. I only had like 1 very short exchange with on Discord though.
 * [[File:Eyznatlib.png]] Eyzkaism (56 pts) - Another enlightened disciple of mine.
 * [[File:SomeCrusader.png]] SomeCrusaderism (55 pts) - I like your Christian values, albeit this is very mainstream.
 * [[File:Lpyapersonicon.png]] Lpyapersonism (53 pts)- Thanks for those fan arts which are mostly all gone now after the purge. You were a smooth brain some of the time

[[File:Sogga.png]] B (38-48)

 * [[File:TDRH.png]] TDRHism (48 pts) - Has a lot of moderate positions, but alright.
 * [[File:Valentine.png]] Neovalentinism (44 pts) - Anti-Anarcuck Gang. Thanks for your assistance against the [[File:PCB-Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusters.
 * [[File:PCB-Nazcaptransh.png]] Heinrich-Cheungism (43 pts) - I think you have a few quirky views, but is a good fwen. Also likes libertarianism even though he's a totalitarian.
 * [[File:Greenminpcb.png]] Green Minarchism (42 pts) - We both agree on capitalism and understand the importance of keeping the state minimal. Other than that you're a hippie.
 * [[File:Jedpill.png]] Jed-Pilled Thought (38 pts) - You're sure based and jedpilled. It's too bad you can't see the benefits of capitalism.

[[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] C (27-37)

 * [[File:Lex.png]] Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism (37 pts) - You're alright in some regards, but you're such a Noveltist!
 * [[File:Admiralism Icon.png]] Admiralism (35 pts) - Has positions that fancy more or less than others. However even when he does say something agreeable I often find it to be compromised with populist rehortic.
 * [[File:Sajicon.png]] SajZeal Model (33 pts) - During the PCBA Civil War you were a a great buffer between the main sides. Plus I do respect your occasional trolling.
 * [[File:Gnosticesofash.png]] Hydra'ism (33 pts) - I want to say this is LARP but I think it's actually unironic.
 * [[File:Untitled - 2021-06-19T212223.533.png]] Conseilism (32 pts) - Proof that culturally right left-anarchists are/can be just as annoying and f#ggoty as progressive ones.
 * [[File:Neooverbf.png]] Neo-Overbism (31 pts) - I don't like ancoms and historically we were rivals, but I'll admit your radical cultural shift was something entirely unexpected.
 * [[File:EdPatrumismicon.png]] EdPatrumism (31 pts) - Anarchy isn't great, but neither is totalitarianism.
 * [[File:Aaron.png]] Aaronism (28 pts) - This is just plain hedonism.

[[File:Joeycringeicon.png]] D (16-26)

 * (26 pts) - Regulatory hell which wants to be like China.
 * [[File:Nourishism.png]] Caressism (26 pts) - You are no doubt an excellent community organizer, but ideologically... pretty cringe bro. You really expect the government to look after your interests and find you happiness?
 * [[File:Iuan.png]] Liuanism (23 pts) - You take the political compass test once, score slightly into the libleft, and now I'm worst thing in existence apparently.
 * [[File:Whiteanprim.png]] Wallism (21 pts) - Don't do drugs kids.
 * [[File:Fiat.png]] F.I.A.T (18 pts) - We're quite similar kinda as, but sooooooooooooo different.

[[File:Antiflop.png]] E (5-15)

 * [[File:Analtru.png]] Anarcho-Altruism (14 pts) - Horrifying crap. Contrary to what it states is not that wholesome at all. And stop telling people to recieve therapy; it's absurdly hypocritical.
 * [[File:Potashism.png]] Potashism (7 pts) - Smooth brain.png
 * [[File:Oofitism.png]] Oofitism (6 pts) - Utterly, terminally cringe. At least you could be truly funny if you tried.
 * [[File:Airisu.png]] Airisuism (5 pts) - Is this a political ideology or a creepy sex fantasy?
 * [[File:Neoairisu.png]] Neo-Airisuism (5 pts) - Why did I write that ED article? 'Cause you're annoying. Jeez, how much more justification do I need?
 * [[File:Kirakween.png]] Kira Kween Thought (5 pts) - Degenerate tailraiser!
 * [[File:Synthesisanarchy.png]] Pan-Left Anarchism (3 pts) - Again, do not do drugs kids.
 * [[File:Anti-Deathism-icon.png]] Anti-Deathism (1 pts) - I know, death is scary, but I hope this dies. Perishes. Commits suicide even.

Omnipoop.png F (4 or less)

 * [[File:Slavr.png]] Slavreichism (3 pts) - Entirely intellectually barren in everyway conceivable. You get a smooth brain.png award.

List of JoeyFloppaist-inspired ideologies (A-Z)

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Pre-PBCA termination
 Ideological variations 
 * [[File:Accflop.png]] Accelerationist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Adultfloppa.png]] AdultFloppaism
 * [[File:Altflop.png]] Alt-Joey
 * [[File:Anflop.png]] Anarcho-JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Antibactflop.png]] Anti-Bacterian JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:AJFJF.png]] Anti-JoeyFloppaist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Azaflop.png]] AzaFloppaism
 * [[File:Bendyflop.png]] BendyFloppaism
 * [[File:Bidenflop.png]] BidenFloppaism
 * [[File:Bflop.png]] Black JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Bmjf.png]] Black Market JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:BHLflop.png]] Bleeding-Heart JoeyFloppaism [[File:PCB-Pinkflop.png]]
 * [[File:Bhnjf.png]] Bleeding-Heart National JoeyFloppaism [[File:Pinknazflop.png]]
 * [[File:Cambrianflop.png]] Cambrian JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Comflop.png]] Communist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:CrabJoey.png]] Crabbyist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Demflop.png]] DemFloppaism
 * [[File:Pedboo.png]] DiddlerFloppaism
 * [[File:Egoflop.png]] EgoFloppaism
 * [[File:Evilflop.png]] Evil-JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Femflop.png]] Feminist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Flopjoe.png]] FloppaJoeyism
 * [[File:Floppyflop.png]] FloppyFloppaism
 * [[File:Insflop.png]] Insurrectionary JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Jeunflop.png]] JeunFloppaism
 * [[File:JoeyAAA.png]] JoeyFloppAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAism
 * [[File:JFJF.png]] JoeyFloppaist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Floprej.png]] JoeyFloppaist Rejectionism
 * [[File:JF3W.png]] JoeyFloppean–Third Worldism
 * [[File:Furryflop.png]] JoeyFurloppaism
 * [[File:Joeymonika.png]] JoeyMonikanism
 * [[File:Joeycr.png]] Joeyocracy
 * [[File:Quarkflop.png]] JoeyQuarkism
 * [[File:Joeysoc-icon.png]] Joeysoc
 * [[File:Joeystan.png]] Joeystanism
 * [[File:Kakflop.png]] KakistoFloppaism
 * [[File:Pumpflo.png]] Lil PumpFloppaism
 * [[File:Modflop.png]] Moderate JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Narcflop.png]] Narco-JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Nazflop.png]] National JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Naturflop.png]] Naturist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Pinegummy.png]] Pineapple Gummy
 * [[File:Roboflop.png]] RoboFloppaism
 * [[File:Simpflop.png]] SimpFloppaism
 * [[File:Sysopflop.png]] SysopFloppaism
 * [[File:Theoflop.png]] Theocratic JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Ultraflop.png]] Ultra-JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Wflop.png]] White JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Zioboo.png]] ZioFloppaism [[File:PCB-Zioboo3d.png]]
 * [[File:ZoeyFloppa boo.png]] ZoeyFloppaism

 Self-Insert variations 
 * [[File:Aeirinflop.png]] AeirinFloppaism
 * [[File:Afunflop.png]] AfunFloppaism
 * [[File:Afunmetflop.png]] AfunMetbolFloppaism
 * [[File:Afunmetgabflo.png]] AfunMetbolGabrialFloppaism
 * [[File:Airiflo.png]] AirisuFloppaism
 * [[File:Altruflop.png]] AltruFloppaism
 * [[File:Anduflop.png]] Andalusian JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Antideathflop.png]] Anti-Deathist JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Calreiflop.png]] CalreibozFloppaism
 * [[File:Crypflop.png]] Crypto-Floppaism
 * [[File:Denflop.png]] DenatoFloppaism
 * [[File:Fiatflop.png]] Floppa Imperialist Autocratic Transhumanism
 * [[File:Gabflop.png]] GabrialFloppaism
 * [[File:Hayeklpyafun.png]] Hayek LpyAfunMetbolGabrialNorthzrnJd2842TDRHChimpFloppaism
 * [[File:Heinflop.png]] HeinrichFloppaism
 * [[File:Inkyflop.png]] InkyFloppaism
 * [[File:Wtflop.png]] IOF0PLPMAIAADEEEINAF
 * [[File:Jadeflop.png]] JadeFloppaism
 * [[File:Jdflop.png]] JDFloppaism
 * [[File:Jedflop.png]] JedFloppaism
 * [[File:Joeydave.png]] Joey-Daveism
 * [[File:Flopii.png]] JoeyFlopiism
 * [[File:Hewflop.png]] JoeyHewettarianism
 * [[File:Lpyaflop.png]] LpyapersonFloppaism
 * [[File:Metflop.png]] MetbolFloppaism
 * [[File:Minnflop.png]] Minnesotan Floppaism
 * [[File:Mutflop.png]] Mutual JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Neoairiflo.png]] Neo-AirisuFloppaism
 * [[File:Neometflop.png]] Neo-MetbolFloppaism
 * [[File:Nullflo.png]] NullFloppaism
 * [[File:ONF.png]] One Nation JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Ooflop.png]] OofitFloppaism
 * [[File:ORflop.png]] oRangeFloppaism
 * [[File:Plenflop.png]] PlenderFloppaism
 * [[File:Polfaxflop.png]] PolfaxFloppaism
 * [[File:Potatoflop.png]] PotatoFloppaism
 * [[File:Systemflop.png]] SystemFloppaism
 * [[File:Turkflop.png]] TurkeyFloppaism
 * [[File:XVIIflop.png]] XVII-JoeyFloppaism

 Other variations or entities 
 * [[File:ANSDACK.png]] American Nationalist Social Darwinist Austrolibertarian Conservative Korwinism
 * [[File:Antiairi.png]] Anti-Airisuism
 * [[File:AAGCSPL.png]] Anti-American Globalist Communalist Stalinist Progressive Leninism
 * [[File:Antiflop.png]] Anti-JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Joeybuster.png]] Joeybusterism
 * [[File:Joeycringeicon.png]] JoeyCringeism
 * [[File:Fandom.png]] JoeyFloppa Monument Page
 * [[File:Joeyphobe.png]] Joeyphobocracy

Mirahezean PCBA Era

 * [[File:JoeyCorrupt.png]] JoeyCorruptism
 * [[File:BsideJoey.png]] B-Side JoeyFloppaism
 * [[File:Columflop.png]] ColumboFloppaism
 * [[File:JoeyAaron.png]] AaronFloppaism
 * [[File:MongFlop.png]] MongolFloppaism