Dr. Occoism

Dr. Occoism, or Occoism, is the self-insert ideology of polcompball contributor Dr. Occo.

Dr. Occoism is a heavily memeified and hilariously uninformed ideology that inhabits the authoritarian left quadrant. It believes in,  LGBTQ+ rights,  , atheism,  ,   (sometimes), anti-americanism and generally most left-wing ideas. It is against almost everything that is culturally and politically right-wing, especially big business, the 1 per cent,, blind  , bigotry, and the United States of America as a whole. All those ideas, it believes, should be handled by a strong government.

Additionally, Dr. Occoism believes in  and , as it wants to secede from the Federal Republic of Germany and form an independent east-frisian nation (it can't even speak Low German or Sater Frisian), where it would be much easier to form a government that is immune to corruption. Until this happens, so likely for infinity, it's also comfortable with voting in the german elections and trying to make Germany as a whole a better place. It should be noted that its affinity for Independence does not make it eurosceptic.

When it comes to political discourse, Dr. Occoism insists that there is no "objectively right" political view. It loves to argue with it's political enemies instead of banning them, a practice which rarely works out in its favor.

Personality
This ideologyball is mostly portrayed as a depressed, complaining, self-important and quick to anger pseudointellectual who likes his armchair and his books. It likes to study history, and it worships the Great Old Ones in its free time.

Friends

 * [[File:Soc.png]] - A very broad and general ideology, with many sub-ideologies, some of them good and some of them bad. General Socialist ideals are appealing, of course.
 * [[File:Councom.png]] - Wörk, wörk.
 * [[File:Ecosoc.png]] - This is literally me.
 * [[File:Bckchn.png]] - Leftist Environmentalism, with a real actual political philosopher behind its ideas? Mega-based! A bit too anarchist for me, but what can you do.
 * [[File:Socdem.png]] - A bit too moderate to be effective, but other than that this is based.
 * [[File:Socauth.png]] - Politics by the people for the people are important, but unfortunately, the people are stupid. Just be a little more Environmentalist and we're best pals.
 * [[File:Dsa.png]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]] - YEEEEAAAAAAH [[File:Sanders.png]] BERNIE! BEST CANDIDATE! SHOW THOSE LIBERALS WHO'S THE REAL LEFTIST HERE!
 * [[File:Antifa.png]] - Bash the fash!
 * [[File:Leftnat.png]] - Leftism focused on oneself's nation, instead of on global domination, is a great concept.
 * [[File:Statesoc.png]] - Left-Wing Authoritarianism, like me. The state owns everything that is necessary for it to own, and maybe a bit more.
 * [[File:Natcom.png]] - Not only is your flag really cool, but a mix of communism and nationalism is right up my alley.
 * [[File:Eurocom.png]] - A socialist European Union? Based!
 * [[File:Labzion.png]] - Definitely a much better Zionism than what we have today. Also, not too extreme.
 * [[File:Soctrans.png]] - As long as you know where to get your materials so that they not harm the environment, you're extremely cool.
 * [[File:Falgsc.png]] - I don't think I have to explain this...
 * [[File:Globnat.png]] - The best form of globalism! Prevent wars, but don't support slavery through global markets.
 * [[File:Hochi.png]] - You defeated the Am*ricans, the Khmer Rouge, and Maoist China, all in practically one swing! And your disciple, the Känguruh, taught me a lot.
 * [[File:Tito.png]] - You were really ballsy for not joining the Warsaw Pact or NATO, and your system was pretty successful.
 * [[File:Envi.png]] - The preservation of nature and the planet is my prime objective.
 * [[File:Radenv.png]] -
 * [[File:Tucn-EcoAuth.png]] - Save the planet, preserve our future, and send polluters to prison!
 * [[File:Ecofem.png]] - It's called "Mother Earth" for a reason.
 * [[File:Econat.png]] - Save Stanistan and preserve Stanistans future!
 * [[File:Bioregionalism_icon.png]] - I don't care if you think East Frisian food is too bland, you will eat beans and cabbage IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
 * [[File:Prog.png]] - The best way to go forward.
 * [[File:Autism.png]] Autism - This is also literally me.
 * [[File:Neuronationf.png]] Neuronationalism - If everyone was autistic, the world would be a better place.
 * [[File:Homonaticon.png]] Homonationalism - Not the fascist one! That one is cringe. You are good - mostly.
 * [[File:FemboyNationalismBall.png]] Femboy Nationalism - I want to live in Astolfostan, uwu!
 * [[File:Antijap.png]] - That was cringe, dude.
 * [[File:Occo.png]] - I don't care.
 * [[File:Sep.png]] - Eala Frya Fresena! Break free from Berlin!
 * [[File:Isolationist.png]] [[File:Isolation.png]] - I just want my little corner of the earth to be left alone.
 * [[File:Dem.png]] - Democracy has no legitimate alternatives.
 * [[File:Authdem.png]] - But it does have a better version!
 * [[File:Gay.png]] LGBTQIA+ - I'm pretty sure I am one of you. In any case, I will always support you!
 * [[File:Menslib.png]] - You, sir, are extremely based.
 * [[File:Fem.png]] - I am all in favour of women's rights. Just keep your weirder variants in check.
 * [[File:Marxfem.png]] - If I were a woman, this would likely be my ideology.
 * [[File:Native.png]] - The american land was your land. When GOP politicians want to ban immigration, they should have a big think about what that really means.
 * [[File:Antcent.png]] [[File:Socdem.png]] - I love your videos, especially the music.
 * [[File:Fant.png]] Fantasyism - Ever heard of Walter Moers?
 * [[File:Anime.png]] Animeism - I don't like sharing a fanbase with Alt-Right shitheads, but GOD your content is so good!
 * [[File:Rick.png]] Sanchezism - And then he turned himself into an ideology! Funniest shit I've ever seen. Wow I'm early with this joke ain't I
 * [[File:Anti-Twitterism_Icon.png]] Anti-Twitterism - I joined Twitter, and a few months later, I left. Fuck Twitter! Wait why are you so rightist?
 * [[File:Deviant.png]] DeviantArtism - Hehe boi
 * [[File:PastaTheo.png]] Pastafarian Theocracy - All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
 * [[File:Crafttheo.png]] Lovecraftian Theocracy - Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! (Yes, I know about the Racism. This is just about the awesome books.)
 * [[File:Hellenistheoicon.png]] Hellenist Theocracy - Your gods are awesome!

Neutral/Unsure

 * [[File:Sec.png]] - I mean, I am kind of an authoritarian, but I'm not a fan of most other authoritarians. This is complicated, and the broadness of this ideology doesn't help with that.
 * [[File:Statecap.png]] - I like state-owned businesses, but isn't this a very dumb way to do that? Also, you should treat your workers better.
 * [[File:Nation.png]] - Pride in one's country is cool, but you can often give rise to [[File:Ultranat.png]]  and others like him.
 * [[File:Modnat.png]] - Don't let your love for your country blind you. In Germany, we do this pretty well. In the USA? Don't even get me started.
 * [[File:Awaj.png]] [[File:Acol.png]] [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[File:Ancom.png]] [[File:Anfem.png]] [[File:Anqueer.png]] [[File:Anrel.png]] [[File:Andist.png]] [[File:Natan.png]] Anarchists [[File:Anprim.png]] [[File:Insan2.png]] [[File:Totlib.png]] [[File:AnInde.png]] [[File:Anmark2.png]] [[File:Socan2-Alt.png]] [[File:Antr.png]] [[File:Anpacf.png]] - Your Ideals are good, but I don't think they would work in the real world.
 * [[File:Pinkcap.png]] - One of the best forms of capitalism, but it's still capitalism. So please get out.
 * [[File:Bhl.png]] - Same as above. You could be so great, but no, you decided to become a Lolbert.
 * [[File:Soclib.png]] - A more milktoast version of Social Democracy, but better than the alternatives.
 * [[File:Libfem.png]] - Imagine being a liberal, lol. Still, this is one of the better liberals, and definitely not the worst feminist.
 * [[File:Libertfem.png]] - I like feminism, and you're not even close to the worst feminists, but still. Libertarianism does not pass the test.
 * [[File:Confem-alt.png]] - Same as the last one, but with Conservatism. Therefore, a bit worse. Still not nearly as bad as [[File:Radfem.png]]  or [[File:Nazfem.png]]  though.
 * [[File:Hcon.png]] - In the US this is downright shizophrenic, but in Europe I can accept you.
 * [[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] - Uhm, maybe cool it a bit with the violence?
 * [[File:Deepe.png]] - Damn Hippies blocking conversations! Budge already! I understand your opinions, but you are not at all adapted to reality! Please let me into [[File:GRUNEN.png]] Die Grünen!
 * [[File:Glib.png]] - One half of you is very cool, the other is a liberal. What a shame. Please let me into [[File:GRUNEN.png]] Die Grünen!
 * [[File:Glibr.png]] - Free Markets are the one thing that hinders environmentalist causes! I don't get you! Still, your environmentalism is based.
 * [[File:Ecocap.png]] - This is a joke. Crapitalism is bad for the environment, and you simply can not change that.
 * [[File:Eccon.png]] - Based for a conservative. Still a conservative, though! Also, conservatism and environmentalism are pretty much impossible to unite with one another.
 * [[File:Ecofash.png]] - You get stuff done! Which is good for the environment, but bad for literally everything else.
 * [[File:Natprim.png]] - Basically North Korea. Anyways, you are amazing for the environment, but not so amazing for everything else. Kind of like Eco-Fascism on steroids.
 * [[File:Conservative.png]] - We are ideological enemies, but I can accept you. After all, democracy wouldn't be democracy without different viewpoints.
 * [[File:Occo.png]] - Note: This does not apply to American """Conservatism""", which is really Paleoconservatism.
 * [[File:Progconf.png]] - Conservatism mixed with Progressivism. Weird, but good enough. The CDU mostly used this under Merkel.
 * [[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democracy - I get why you're frustrated, but Jesus, cool it down. Democracy may not be the most effective thing in the world, but it has its merits.
 * [[File:Anticommunism2.png]] Anti-Communism - Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, they all are terrible. I understand why communism doesn't have the best reputation. But I get the distinct impression that you're just a shameless partisan, and I do not like anti-leftist partisan nuts.
 * [[File:Bism.png]] - Bismarck was an impressive man, and did many great things, and many of his flaws are a product of their time. BUT he was a monarchist, colonialist and warmonger, and I do not like that.
 * [[File:Res_Publica.png]] - Your aesthetics are still unbeaten to this day, and your system of government was surprisingly forward-thinking, but the slavery and other stuff like it always sour the experience.
 * [[File:GerSPD.png]] - You are not really leftist anymore, and it's completely insane you let  get to be our chancellor. To be fair, the real socdems that are left in your party are fine.
 * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] - Until I've actually read Marx, this has to be placed on the backburner. I only know what I saw online, and the internet is very untrustworthy.
 * [[File:Posadist.png]] and [[File:Biopos.png]]  - Funny haha End Of The World Communism! We will all go together when we go...
 * [[File:Occo.png]] - Oh god, I'm turning into [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] !
 * [[File:Consocf.png]] - Socialism with conservative characteristics would be fine, but those conservative characteristics are almost certainly "judeo-christian values", "the family", and other bigoted bullshit.
 * [[File:Communalist.png]] - Way too over-the-top, as expected from a fictional ideology, but kinda based.
 * [[File:Relsoc.png]] - I personally dislike religiosity, and I am in absolute and unflinching favor of separation of church and state. The Socialism in your ideology is good, though.
 * [[File:LeftCom.png]] - All you do is complain, you draw an arbitrary line between good AuthLeft revolutionary and bad AuthLeft revolutionary, and you're against democracy! I like some of your points, but you're mostly just an annoying know-it-all.
 * [[File:Orthlen.png]] - The revolution against the bourgeoisie and the Tsar was absolutely necessary, but everything that happened after was kind of rubbish. From waging fights against the Mensheviks, Nestor Makhno and the Black Army, the Green Army, and your own workers who you claimed to protect, to giving rise to Stalin through bad governance, it was all rubbish.
 * [[File:Hoxha.png]] - AuthLeft Isolationism is based, but why do you need to be a Stalin Simp and a Super-Extremist?
 * [[File:Chavismo.png]] - Wow, you fell off.
 * [[File:Islamic_Socialism.png]] - For some reason, you keep dropping the ball right into a puddle of oil. And that oil then gets lit and burns the ball. And then the ball gets drone striked.
 * [[File:Lpop.png]] - Populism mostly consists of lies for stupid people, easy answers to complex problems, and stuff like that. I don't like it. Sometimes you make good points though.

Enemies
- No! I want my borders, and I won't elaborate on that!
 * [[File:Totalitarian.png]] - Just because I'm authoritarian, doesn't mean I like all authoritarians! You in particular are fucking cringe!
 * [[File:Ingsocf.png]] - Literally 1984!!!!!!!11!!!1
 * [[File:Hmind.png]] - Literally an ant colony!!!!!!!11!!!1
 * [[File:Fash.png]] - Oh god oh fuck, you are the worst! Just go away! Forever!
 * [[File:Nazi.png]] - The only good thing about Hitler is that he killed Hitler.
 * [[File:Esofash.png]] - A Nazi who drags the good name of Paganism into the mud, and who basically wants to destroy the world? I'm so glad you only exist in the heads of conspiracy theorists!
 * [[File:Strasser.png]] - I don't care that you're an actual socialist, you're still a nazi!
 * [[File:Natbol.png]] - Same as the last one, but even worse since you didn't have to conform to a stronger Nazi Party to survive! You just did it on your own!
 * [[File:Strans.png]] - You non-existence won't save you from my wrath!
 * [[File:Hfash.png]] - You would be funny if people like Röhm and Kühnen didn't actually exist.
 * [[File:Klep.png]] - I am far too familiar with you by now. Why were  and  two of our three chancellor candidates?
 * [[File:Authcap.png]] - The worst kind of capitalism AND the worst kind of authoritarianism. Fuck this one in particular.
 * [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] - This ideology is disturbingly widely spread in the modern day, even if very few people will admit they hold it.
 * [[File:Corp.png]] - Great, another one. Do me a favor and just die.
 * [[File:Monarch.png]] - Kings are out of fashion, and I sincerely hope they never get in again.
 * [[File:Abmon.png]] - People who wish this back clearly have never picked up a history book.
 * [[File:LiberMon.png]] - Die dümmsten Leute die die Welt je gesehen hat. (English: The stupidest people the world has ever seen)
 * [[File:Conmon.png]] - The compromise I didn't need, didn't ask for and didn't want. Kings are always cringe.
 * [[File:Cermon.png]] - Lizzy's in a box, in a box, Lizzy's in a box!
 * [[File:Monsoc.png]] - Lenin fought to abolish the monarchy, and you want it back? I'm not even a fan of Lenin, but he was right on that one thing!
 * [[File:Imp.png]] - Lewer duad üs slav!
 * [[File:World.png]] - I just want to be left alone, okay?
 * [[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] - I'll shoot down that goddamn helicopter you ultra-rightist fuck, just like I did in Fallout: New Vegas.
 * [[File:MLM.png]] - Cringe!
 * [[File:ML.png]] - The Soviet Union was a mistake.
 * [[File:Mao.png]] - Cringe, again!
 * [[File:Juche.png]] - I don't care that you are communist. I don't care that you are good for the environment. You are a tyrannical dictator, and you need to get away from that red button!
 * [[File:Polpot.png]] - You maniac! Why did you kill all these people? Smart people are not the problem, the opposite is true! You even killed fellow communists! I'm so glad the Vietnamese kicked your butt!
 * [[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] - I don't know why everyone acts like you are the pinnacle of communism. Aren't you more AuthCenter than AuthLeft? Anyways, STOP DOING GENOCIDE AND EUGENICS, YOU MANIAC! FREE TIBET, JUSTICE FOR THE UIGHURS! ALSO STOP BUYING OUR HARBORS!
 * [[File:Trot.png]] - You are way to aggressive. I don't like Hawks, be they right or left.
 * [[File:Radfem.png]] - Nobody likes TERFs, except TERFs themselves, and I am not a TERF. Screw you JK!
 * [[File:Nazfem.png]] - Wait, isn't this just RadFem again?
 * [[File:Mansphere.png]] - How does it feel to be destroyed by [[File:Thun.png]] her and a pizza? I hope it feels bad, you little bitch.
 * [[File:Altl.png]] - You are not funny, you lie, and you incite violence. All in all, you're a disgusting, dishonest and dumb little gremlin.
 * [[File:Altr.png]] - A poor, sad, pathetic little man-child, who thinks being a violent Nazi will solve all his problems. I pity you, but I also find you deeply disgusting. REMEMBER CLUB Q!
 * [[File:Ego.png]] and [[File:Anpostleft.png]]  - Being edgy is not a valid political ideology! It seems r/Iam14andthisisdeep is leaking into politics.
 * [[File:Soul.png]] - Man, you really are high.
 * [[File:Yellsoc.png]] - What about this is socialism? Culturally right-wing and economically lib-centre. So basically, Anarcho-Liberalism. I hate it.
 * [[File:Ancapf.png]] - I am almost compelled to find your complete devotion to your ideology admirable, but no. You are absolutely crazy. I want to help poor people, while you want them to starve on the streets. Yikes. Your song is a banger though.
 * [[File:Hoppef.png]] - A bigoted, violent and generally far-right ideology, that has a false appearance of legitimacy because a professional political philosopher invented it. The worst!
 * [[File:CDU_Party.png]] [[File:CDUtangle.png]] - After sixteen years, Germany is finally free from your Status Quo conserving, boring and frustrating governance, and now you become increasingly more right-wing in an already failed attempt to take voters from [[File:Alternative_for_germany_ball.png]] . Cringe!
 * [[File:Lib.png]] - I HATE THE STATUS QUO I HATE THE STATUS QUO I HATE THE STATUS QUO
 * [[File:Clib.png]] - "Individual rights and liberties are important! Now I will go and start a company that holds literal slaves."
 * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] - Get out of my country! I don't want your markets in my idyllic backyard, and I especially don't want my country to become like the US!
 * [[File:Necon.png]] - A Neolib, except somehow worse because he is also a war criminal. Remember Vietnam, and Chile, and Nicaragua, and...
 * [[File:Neobert.png]] [[File:Neobert2.png]] - "This McNuke is brought to you by the US government. And McDonalds."

Mid
AshleyHereism - (6/10)

Pantheonism - (5/10)

Half-Cringe
Beryism - (3/10)

Comments
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