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The Polish International News Agency (PINA) is a regulated and reputable broadcaster dedicated to providing news about the internal developments within Poland to international audiences. PINA is governed by the Polish National Regulatory Authority of Television, Radio, The Internet, and other technological communications. Additionally, it operates as a partner company of Telewizja Wszechpolska (TWP), a prominent media conglomerate in Poland.

PINA News Presenter: Aleksin Antonikon

=First broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening, viewers. Today we bring you exciting news. Our country has established its very own international news distribution agency, which will bring news from within Poland to the world. The creation of this agency has been a long-standing dream of the Polish government and media outlets, who have long sought to have their news reach a global audience. With this agency, Poland will be able to share its stories, culture, and history with the rest of the world! The agency will be called the Polish International News Agency (PINA) and will have its headquarters in Warsaw. PINA aims to be the leading source of news and information from Poland, covering everything from politics and business to culture and sports. The creation of PINA is expected to boost Poland's international image and enhance its standing on the global stage. It will also provide a platform for Polish journalists and media outlets to showcase their work to a wider audience. PINA's news will be available in multiple languages, including English, German, French, Spanish, and Russian, ensuring that people from all around the world can access the latest news from Poland. The launch of PINA has been welcomed by journalists and media professionals in Poland, who see it as a significant step forward in the country's media landscape. With this agency, Poland can now share its stories with the world and ensure that its voice is heard on the global stage. This is a great achievement for Poland, and we look forward to seeing PINA's impact on the international news scene. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting development. Thank you for watching. =Second Broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening and welcome to the news. Today we bring you a breaking story from the city of Tarnopol in Eastern Poland. Polish forces have successfully recaptured the city from terrorist forces after weeks of intense fighting. The operation, which was carried out by a joint force of the Polish military and Zabójcy Zła forces, began last month after the city fell to the terrorists. [clip of fighting by ZZ and Polish forces] The situation in Tarnopol had been tense for some time, with reports of increasing violence and instability. The terrorists, believed to be linked to extremist groups, had taken control of the city and were using it as a base for their activities. The Polish and ZZ forces, supported by air strikes, heavy artillery and Particle Cannons, launched a major offensive to retake the city. The operation was carried out with precision and coordination, with the forces taking control of key positions and neutralizing the terrorists. [clip of polish particle cannon firing] There are reports of casualties on both sides, but the exact numbers are yet to be confirmed. The Polish and ZZ authorities have expressed their commitment to restoring peace and stability to the region, and have pledged to continue working together to combat terrorism and extremism. The recapture of Tarnopol is a significant victory for the Polish military and a major blow to the terrorist forces in the region. The operation demonstrates the strength and capability of the Polish military, and serves as a warning to other extremist groups operating in the area. [clip of celebrations in tarnopol of Polish troops] We will bring you more updates on this developing story as they become available. Thank you for watching.

=Third broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening and welcome to our breaking news coverage. Today, the Polish Kultokrat, Hubert Ziółkowski, made a highly anticipated state visit to Moscow to meet with the Soviet Leader, Comrade Alexei Alexandrov, to discuss security talks secretly. The two leaders are known to have a close relationship, with Poland and the Soviet Union being allies for many years. The main topic of discussion during this meeting is speculated to be the ongoing Eastern Crisis, which has been ongoing for many months. [Clip of Ziółkowski being greeted at Moscow by Alexandrov] Sources have speculated that the Kultokrat is seeking official Soviet help in the Eastern Crisis. While Poland has a strong military presence in the region, it is believed that the Kultokrat sees Soviet support as vital to achieving a successful outcome in the conflict. Obviously, however, these speculations are probably false. Details of the meeting remain highly classified, with no official statement being released by either government. However, it is rumored that both leaders have agreed to continue their discussions in the coming days, with the possibility of an official announcement being made soon. [clip of Ziółkowski at table with Alexandrov] This visit marks a significant moment in the relationship between Poland and the Soviet Union and has raised questions about the future of the New Warsaw Pact and Europe. We will continue to monitor the situation closely and bring you updates as they become available. Thank you for tuning in to our breaking news coverage.

=Fourth broadcast= [Intro Plays] Good evening, and welcome to tonight's news. Greater Illinois has created a new video game that is causing quite a stir in Poland. The game is called "North Germany simulator" and it pokes fun at the country of North Germany and its close relationship with Poland. [Shows gameplay] Surprisingly, the game has been released in Poland, with some mixed feelings. Some people believe that mocking a country, even in a video game, is not acceptable, while others find it amusing and a lighthearted joke. The Minister of Economic Cooperation with Foreign Countries has even weighed in, saying that the game is obviously not based on reality and that North Germany doesn't really experience power outages. He went on to say that he thinks the game is funny and a harmless jab at North Germany's agrarianism and its friendship with Poland. [Clip of Minister of Economic Cooperation with Foreign Countries's speech] Despite the mixed feelings, the game has received positive reviews for its mechanics and gameplay. It remains to be seen whether or not the game will continue to be available in Poland, but for now, it's generating a lot of attention and discussion. That's all for tonight's news. Thank you for watching.

=Fifth Broadcast= [intro plays] Good evening everyone, [clip of Bakhmut day from last year] With Bakhmut day fast approaching, we want to remind our viewers to prepare for the annual celebrations held in Poland to commemorate the Russian offensive after Bakhmut fell. It is an important day for our country and we encourage everyone to participate in the festivities. [Videos of 4th of July]However, we also want to take a moment to express our condolences to the protesters and free thinkers in Greater Illinois who are being hung on the streets for their beliefs. It is truly a tragedy and we want to let them know that they are in our thoughts and prayers during these difficult times. [clip of the Kultokrat's speech]In light of these events, the Kultokrat of Poland has issued a statement regarding the violent 4th of July celebrations in Greater Illinois, where citizens who disagree with the regime are being labeled as 'foreign agents' and hanged on the streets. The Kultokrat expressed his deep sorrow for all who are going through this terrible time and stated that the people of Poland stand with them in solidarity. He also expressed his hope that the people of the United States will soon be liberated from their oppressors. We urge everyone to keep these events in mind as we approach Bakhmut day and to continue to pray for the liberation of those who are suffering. Thank you for tuning in.

=Sixth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the news at 2 am. The Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski, made a speech in Warsaw in the early hours of this morning. The speech was given under the influence of alcohol, and was focused on Poland's recent victory in Tarnopol. [clip of the kultokrat's speech]According to sources present at the speech, the Kultokrat praised the significance of the victory in turning the tide of the eastern crisis. He went on to praise the forces of good for defeating the forces of evil banderist fascism, and stated that the New Warsaw Pact (NWP) has a bright future due to this victory. While the Kultokrat's speech has been met with mixed reactions, with some criticizing his intoxicated state, others have praised his commitment to the security and wellbeing of Poland. We will keep you updated on any further developments regarding the NWP and the ongoing eastern crisis. Thank you for tuning in to the news at 2 am.

=Seventh broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news. Today, the Polish government announced that the recaptured city of Ternopol will be given free water and electricity as a sign of support for the residents who have already suffered enough under the previous terrorist occupation. [clip of workers building tram line]In addition to this, the city will be reconnected with the neighboring city of Ziółkowskigród and the infrastructure in the city will be rebuilt as soon as possible. Minister of Infrastructure, Jerzy Sosnowski, has stated that the reconstruction of Ternopol is a challenging task that will require significant funding but the government is determined to make Ternopol a greater and more connected city than it was before the terrorist incursion. [clips of some of the fighting in Tarnopol]This decision comes after the successful recapture of the city by the Polish forces, who have been praised for their bravery and dedication to freeing the people of Ternopol from the clutches of the terrorists. The government recognizes that the residents of Ternopol have suffered greatly and are committed to helping them rebuild their lives. We will continue to follow this story and provide updates as the situation develops. Thank you for tuning in to the news.

=Eigth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the evening news. Tonight we bring you breaking news from the capital city of Warsaw where the Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski, has addressed the nation on the ongoing stellaglobe issue. [clip of the speech]In his speech, the Kultokrat has criticized the leadership of greater Illinois for their aggressive and hawkish stance towards the stellaglobe organization. He acknowledged that finding extraterrestrial life could be seen as a valid concern and opinion, but the greater Illinois administration should have approached the matter through proper diplomatic channels instead of resorting to violence. [clip of some stellaglobe factory, middle of nowehere Finland]The Kultokrat also noted that the Polish, Finnish, and other stellaglobe countries' populations are not upset about the opposition to the stellaglobe operations, but rather the fact that the satellites belonging to the stellaglobe organization were shot down. He pointed out that these satellites were legal property and cost money to build. [clip of Wilhelm Kusek in sejm]The Polish Minister of Innovation, Wilhelm Kusek, also weighed in on the situation, accusing the government of greater Illinois of wanting to destroy every piece of technology in Poland and bring the country to the stone ages. He added that the government of greater Illinois is imperialistic and does not care about the welfare of Poles or anyone in Europe. The stellaglobe issue continues to be a contentious one, and it remains to be seen how the governments of the different countries involved will resolve it. We will bring you more updates as the situation develops. Thank you for watching and have a good night.

=Ninth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news. In recent days, tensions have risen in the Baltic region as Greater Illinois, Byzantium, and Lebanon have stationed their ships in the Baltic straits. The move has angered the public, but the Kultokrat of Poland Hubert Ziółkowski has offered a measured response. [clip of ships in the straits]Ziółkowski stated, "As long as they let our trade ships through and don't cross the straits into the Baltic Sea proper, I don't see a problem with this. We are not imperialistic like the Greater Illinois government and don't see a need to send military ships of ours past the Baltic. They can sit there and waste their fuel for as long as they want." [clip of two ZZ men whispering to eachother]The statement from the Kultokrat has received mixed reactions from the public. Some believe that Poland should take a stronger stance against the foreign presence in close waters, while others support the more diplomatic approach. [clip of Basiński]Meanwhile, the Polish Minister of War, Witold Basiński, has offered a different perspective. He said, "I don't know what they were thinking. They can't shoot anything over here from that far away." The situation remains tense, and many are watching closely to see what the next move will be. For now, the ships from Greater Illinois, Byzantium, and Lebanon remain stationed in the Baltic straits. We will continue to bring you updates on this developing story.

=Tenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to our news program. Tonight, we are excited to report on a new show that has become incredibly popular in Poland. The show is called "Polak w paszczy bestii," which roughly translates to "A Pole in the Mouth of the Beast." [some clips of trailer]This gripping series follows a Polish ZZ agent within NATO stationed in eastern Galicia who secretly works for the Russian intelligence agency, helping the Russian offensive, and it is based on real events. The show has captured the attention of viewers with its intense plot, suspenseful moments, and unexpected twists. [poster for the show]The show's popularity has soared to new heights, and fans are eagerly anticipating the release of the second season. Rumors suggest that the upcoming season will focus on the establishment of the Lwów Peoples Republic, an independent state that emerged in Western Ukraine during the 2020s. [clip of show with Russian officer]While some viewers have criticized the show for being too critical of their former allies the Russian federation due to how the higher ups treat the ZZ agent, others have praised its realistic portrayal of the complicated political situation in Eastern Europe. [clip of the intro of the show]Regardless of one's opinion, "Polak w paszczy bestii" has become a cultural phenomenon in Poland, sparking discussions and debates across the country. The show has certainly left its mark on the entertainment landscape and cemented its place as a must-see for fans of political thrillers. That's all for now, thank you for tuning in.

=Eleventh broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to our news segment. Today, the Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski, gave a speech on Polish military technology and some unique civilian use technologies that are prevalent in Poland. He stressed the fact that Poland is not a backwater country and that its enemies should not underestimate its capabilities. However, he did not reveal any military technology for national security reasons. [clips of some ads of these]Some of the unique civilian use technologies that the Kultokrat mentioned in his speech were a camera that sits like a contact lens on your eye, robot servants, incredibly fast intercity trams, industrial 3D printers, sand batteries, and cars that run on air. These technologies may not be common abroad but are part of everyday life in Poland. [clip of sejm session]On another note, the Polish Sejm has recently banned lab-grown babies, which were developed by Byzantium. The Polish Church has deemed the procedure demonic, and the administration has called it dangerous. This has sparked a debate in the country about the ethics of the procedure and whether it should be allowed. That's all for now on this topic. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. Thank you for watching, and have a good evening.

=Twelfth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the news. Today we have breaking news of a border skirmish between Byzantium and the Balkan Union who is a member of the New Warsaw Pact, along with Poland and several other nations. [some explosion]The skirmish, which has reportedly ended, resulted in significant damage to the Balkan Union's territory. There is currently no official word on whether the New Warsaw Pact will demand reparations from Byzantium, but some speculate that this might be a possibility. [video a Polish worker passing a letter]The timing of the skirmish is particularly interesting, as it occurred while the Kultokrat of Poland was engaged in dialogue with the Indonesian Emperor. Some are suggesting that this was done in response to Poland's positive posturing towards Indonesia and vice versa. So far, there has been no official statement from the Kultokrat or any New Warsaw Pact member regarding the skirmish. However, Greater Illinois has reportedly offered congratulations to Byzantium. [new warsaw pact parade clip]It is important to note that the Balkan Union is an ally of Poland and a member of the New Warsaw Pact. As such, this skirmish could have significant implications for the alliance and the region as a whole. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates as more information becomes available. Thank you for tuning in to the news.

=Thirteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the Polish news. Today, we have an interesting story for you. The Polish Sejm, which is the lower house of our parliament, is considering making the birthday of the Indonesian Emperor a national holiday in Poland. [clip of indonesian ambasador in Warsaw]This move comes after the recent dialogue between the Kultokrat of Poland and the Indonesian Emperor, where both countries expressed their desire to strengthen their ties and deepen their cooperation in various fields. The Indonesian Emperor is highly respected in his country and is widely regarded as a symbol of unity and progress. [clip of some polish shop]If the proposal is approved by the Sejm, it would mean that the birthday of the Indonesian Emperor would be celebrated as a national holiday in Poland, and all public and private institutions would be closed on that day. It would also be a gesture of goodwill towards Indonesia and would demonstrate Poland's commitment to fostering friendly relations with other nations. [clip of bakhmut day last year]However, some people have expressed concerns about the proposal, saying that it might send the wrong message and that we should focus on celebrating our own national holidays instead of adopting those of other countries. [clip of the Sejm]Regardless of the outcome, this proposal is a clear sign of the growing importance of the relationship between Poland and Indonesia, and it shows that our country is open to building bridges and establishing strong ties with other nations. We will keep you updated on any further developments regarding this proposal. Thank you for tuning in.

=Fourteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the evening news. Today we bring you some good news from the frontlines in Zbaraż. After weeks of fighting, Polish anti-terrorist forces have successfully recaptured the city from the terrorist forces that had taken control. [clip of operation]The operation was successful due to a temporary supply shortage that the terrorists faced, due to undisclosed sources. The loss of funding led to the terrorists being unable to sustain their hold on the city, allowing for the Polish forces to regain control. [clip of anti terrorist forces celebrating in the town]This is a major victory for Poland and its anti-terrorism efforts. The government has applauded the brave efforts of the anti-terrorist forces who worked tirelessly to regain control of the city. [clip of Basiński]In a statement to the press, the Minister of Defense, Witold Basiński, expressed his gratitude and pride in the anti-terrorist forces, and emphasized the importance of remaining vigilant in the fight against terrorism. [clip of POW's, one of them being a foreign volunteer]The recapture of Zbarazh marks a significant turning point in the ongoing conflict, and the government is hopeful that this success will lead to further gains in the future. We will continue to bring you updates on the situation as it develops, but for now, we can celebrate this important victory for our country. Thank you for tuning in to the news tonight.

=Fifteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the Polish news. Today we bring you breaking news from the international arena. The Greater Illinois President has shown openness to negotiate about the eastern crisis with the Polish government. This comes as a surprise to many, as recently tensions between the two countries have been heating up over opposing worldviews and military shows of force against each other. [clips of Indonesian military parade]The Greater Illinois government has been wary of Indonesia's growing strength in the region, which has contributed to the strained relations between Poland and Greater Illinois. An attempt at negotiating the eastern crisis has been made before but was completely rejected by the separatist Federal Republic of Eastern Poland And Lithuania (FRWPIL). [clip of fighting in Tarnopol]However, with the recapture of Tarnopol and Zbaraż by anti-terrorism forces and Polish posturing closer to Indonesia. Greater Illinois, being one of the main suppliers of the FRWPIL, may force the FRWPIL to negotiate now. [drone clip of Budapest]Poland and Greater Illinois have proposed that Hungary host the talks, but no response has been received from Hungary yet. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. Thank you for tuning in to the Polish news.

=Sixteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news. In a surprise move, the Kultokrat of Poland has accepted an invitation to visit Chicago for a state visit. Accompanied by a team of guards and the inner circle of the Polish administration, the Kultokrat hopes to engage in detente talks with the leaders of Greater Illinois and cool down tensions between the two nations. [Clip of polish airport]This announcement has come as a shock to the international community, as Poland and Greater Illinois have been at odds with each other over opposing worldviews and military shows of force. The visit represents a possible turning point in relations between the two enemy nations. [clip of sejm]The Polish government has not disclosed the exact details of the discussions that will take place during the visit. However, it is expected that they will focus on finding common ground and cohabitation between Poland and Greater Illinois. [clip of Chicago from drone]The Kultokrat's visit to Chicago will be closely watched by the international community, as it may have significant implications for regional stability and global politics, it having be compared to Nixon's visit to the PRC within Poland. We will continue to bring you updates as more information becomes available. Stay tuned for further developments.

=Seventeenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the Polish News. Today, we have breaking news on the ongoing crisis with the Federal Republic of Eastern Poland And Lithuania (FRWPIL). The Kultokrat of Poland has given the separatist state an ultimatum to attend a Visegrad peace summit and begin peace talks. [clip of GI stuff leaving]The Kultokrat has made it clear that if the FRWPIL fails to show up, he will "unfreeze the frozen conflict" and launch a new offensive. This threat comes after Greater Illinois, a key supporter of the FRWPIL, withdrew its volunteers, equipment, and other forms of support. [clip of some battle]The ultimatum has sparked controversy and speculation about the potential outcome of the conflict. It's worth noting that the Kultokrat's ultimatum comes after several failed attempts at begining peace talks with the separatist state. [Clip of Ziółkowki talking with Basiński]This latest move indicates that Poland is willing to take more drastic measures to resolve the crisis. The international community is closely watching the situation, and tensions are high as the clock ticks down for the FRWPIL to attend the Visegrad peace summit. We will continue to monitor this developing story and provide updates as they become available. Stay tuned for further developments.

=Eighteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to tonight's news broadcast. We have breaking news from the Eastern front where the Polish Anti-terrorism forces, Armed Forces, ZZ and Special Forces have launched a massive assault on several key cities, including Wilno, Alytus, Kalvarija, Šilutė, Lutsk, and Kobryn. The assault has been initiated because the Federal Republic of Eastern Poland and Lithuania (FRWPIL) did not attend the peace talks in Visegrad. [clip of fighting]As a part of the operation, the Polish Navy has also naval bombarded Klaipeda. In addition, the Polish Air Force has switched from bombing military factories to Close Air Support bombing of enemy troop positions and barracks. Without Greater Illinois technology and help, it is unlikely that the FRWPIL will be able to win the war. [clip of polish armour convoy]Furthermore, the Polish Army is also moving towards Slonim. It appears that the Polish government is taking a firm stance on ending the conflict in the Eastern region, and the latest military operation is a clear indication of their resolve. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates as they become available. Stay tuned for more news on this developing story.

=Nineteenth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news at 9. I'm your host, and today we have some breaking news coming in from the eastern crisis. The recent assaults on Wilno, Alytus, Kalvarija, Šilutė, Lutsk, and Kobryn have been mainly successful with hard resistance only in Wilno. We are also getting reports that the Polish army has reached the outskirts of Slonim. [clip of modern particle cannons]In addition to this, the Polish army has started entering and engaging in battles in Trakai, Medininkai, Zeiva, Slonim, Ratne, and Rozhyshche. The Polish anti-terrorism forces have also captured Lanivtsi. The situation in the region is tense, and we urge all our citizens to stay safe and avoid any non-essential travel. [Clip of Lukashenko and Ziółkowski]On another note, the Polish government has passed a resolution annexing the Polish-Belarussian zone into the country under autonomous status with the new name of "Belarussian Kraj," with Lukashenko as its Kultokrat. This move is expected to have significant political and social implications in the region, and we will be keeping a close eye on any developments. [clip of ships]In other news, we have reports that Polish ships have started bombarding Lithuanian ports. This escalation in hostilities has raised concerns about the safety of civilians and businesses in the area. We hope that a peaceful resolution can be found soon. [clip of merchant ships]Finally, we have learned that after nuclear threats from the government in FRWPIL, the Kultokrat has started buying anti-nuclear shields from Greater Illinois. This move is seen as a precautionary measure to protect our citizens and the country's infrastructure from any potential nuclear attacks. We will be keeping you updated on any further developments in the region. Thank you for joining us, and stay safe.

=Twentieth broadcast= [intro plays] Good evening and welcome to the news. Today we have some updates on the eastern Crisis. [Clips of battles] Firstly, the recent assaults on Trakai, Medininkai, Zeiva, Ratne, and Rozhyshche have been largely successful. The battle for Slonim is still in full swing with large casualties from both sides. [Clip of kultokrat comment] In other news, the Byzantine Empire has offered a peace treaty, and the Kultokrat has commented on the proposal. He stated that if the treaty includes the territories that were controlled in the Wilno Voivodeship, as well as the former Polish-Belarussian zone, it could be a good proposal. However, if it only recognizes the borders recognized by the Federal Republic of Eastern Poland and Lithuania, then it will be rejected. [Video of Athens] The Kultokrat has also approved the idea of holding peace talks in Athens, but he added that it's unnecessary since peace talks have already been organized in Visegrad and have failed. He further stated that they already have an invitation to Budapest, should the Federal Republic of Eastern Poland and Lithuania finally agree to talk. That's all for now. Thank you for tuning in to the Polish International News Agency news. Stay tuned for more updates.

=Twentifirst broadcast= [intro plays] Good evening and welcome to our news broadcast. In entertainment news, the highly anticipated second season of "A Pole in the Mouth of a Beast" has premiered, much to the delight of its viewers. Surprisingly, the second season focuses not on the Lwów People's Republic, but rather on the efforts to secure internal stability of the Polish Social Nationalist Republic after the 13-day civil war by the Zabójcy Zła. [Clip of show] The season is receiving positive feedback from viewers who appreciate the new direction of the show, which explore the complex political and social issues that faced the country. In addition to the main storyline, the show also dedicates several episodes and plot points to the rivalry between Grupa Szturmowa (GS) and Zabójcy Zła. [Clip of trailer] This decision to shift the focus of the show to the aftermath of the civil war has been praised by critics as a bold move, as it delves into uncharted territory in terms of storytelling. Viewers are excited to see how the characters navigate the challenges that come with rebuilding a nation recovering from internal conflict. [Clip of viewer] We can't wait to see what the rest of the season has in store for us. Stay tuned for more updates on "A Pole in the Mouth of a Beast" and all your other favorite shows.

=Twenty-second broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to tonight's news. Today we have received updates from the front lines of the ongoing conflict between the Polish Social Nationalist Republic and the Federal Republic of Eastern Poland and Lithuania. The Polish army has been reported to be making steady progress towards the cities of Vilkaviškis, Šakiai and Iwye. The troops have also been engaged in fierce battles in Viešvilė, Ventė and Ashmyany. The situation remains tense as both sides continue to fight for control of key strategic locations. [clip of Norwegian forces moving]In a surprising turn of events, Norway-Sweden has sent their elite special forces unit, the Haldorsson Selskap, to Wilno to aid the Polish Social Nationalist Republic in the ongoing war. Additionally, a reinforcement of 60 thousand men has also been dispatched to bolster the frontline. [clip of old Polish pro Norway propaganda being hanged up again]The Polish government has expressed its gratitude towards Norway-Sweden for their support and has stated that it shows the strength of the bond between the two nations. The reinforcements are expected to help turn the tide of the war in favor of the Polish forces. We will continue to monitor the situation closely and provide you with updates as they become available. Thank you for watching and have a good night.

=Twenty-Third broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the news. Today we bring you updates from the ongoing conflict in Poland. The Polish army has made further advances towards the cities of Žardininkai and Biaroza. Fighting has broken out in several other cities, including Smalininkai, Šakiai, Ozernitsa, Zhirovichi, and the central south part of Wilno. [clip of NWP congress]In response to the escalating situation, the New Warsaw Pact (NWP) has created a naval checkpoint in the Baltic Sea, stretching from Krynica Morska to Sturkö. This checkpoint will prevent military naval ships from crossing the line, and NWP personnel will check cargo ships entering the zone. Any ships found to be carrying military equipment will be forced to turn back. This measure is to prevent the escalation of the situation in Poland and to prevent foreign intervention in the conflict, especially from outside the European continent. [clip of Polish airport]Furthermore, Poland will be closing its airspace to non-passenger aircraft, and the NWP will be enforcing the same rule in the Eastern Baltic sea. Any vessels that do not follow these laws will be shot down. The situation in Poland remains tense, and we will bring you further updates as the situation develops.

=Twenty-Fourth broadcast= [intro plays] Good evening, and welcome to the news at 9. I'm your host, and here are today's headlines from Poland. [clip of battles]The Polish army has made significant progress towards its objective of regaining control of the country's eastern regions. In recent developments, our troops have reached the cities of Žardininkai and Biaroza, and fighting has broken out in those areas. We have also captured Smalininkai, the eastern half of Šakiai, and Ozernitsa. The battles in Zhirovichi and the central south part of Wilno are still ongoing, but our forces are making progress. The Polish Army is now moving towards Pruzhany, Vaŭkavysk, and Marijampolė, and battles have broken out in Simnas, Vilkyškiai, and Aleknos. [clip of people going to vote, the booths protected by GS]In other news, the voting in Belarus Kraj has ended, and the Lukashenkists have won six seats, while the ZZ party has won four. Unfortunately, the rest of the powiats were unable to vote due to foreign occupation by the FRWPIL. [clip of state plane]Meanwhile, the Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski, has announced that he will be making a Kultokratic visit to Korea. The purpose of his visit is to buy military equipment and establish cross-cultural ties between our two countries. That's all for now. Stay tuned for more updates on the situation in Poland. Thank you for watching, and have a good night.

=Twenty-Fifth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to our news broadcast. Today, we have some major updates from the ongoing conflict in Eastern Europe. [clips of fighting]The Polish Army has made significant advances, capturing multiple cities in the region. They have now reached Pruzhany, Vaŭkavysk, and Marijampolė. In addition, the rest of Šakiai, Žardininkai, Biaroza, northern half of Zhirovichi, Simnas, Vilkyškiai, and Aleknos have also been captured by the Polish forces. [clip of people waking around the slightly damaged city]While the battle for Wilno has ended for now, a few key buildings near the frontline have been captured by Poland. The Wilno regiments have now moved towards a different objective. However, battles have started in Marijampolė, Vaŭkavysk, and Pruzhany. [that one clip of Z labeled trucks]Moving forward, the Polish Army is heading towards the cities of Nemenčinė, Elektrėnai, and Tauragė. [Clip of Kultokratic visit to Korea]In other news, the Polish government has successfully reached an agreement with Korea for the purchase of Korean jets and bombers, as well as thousands of copies of Korean infantry weapons. Both nations have also planned war games between their military forces. [clip of Indonesian airport]Lastly, the Kultokrat has accepted an invitation from the Indonesian Emperor to visit Poland. We'll keep you updated as we learn more about these developments. Thank you for watching.

=Twenty-Sixth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to tonight's news broadcast. We begin with the latest updates on the ongoing conflict between the Polish Social Nationalist Republic (PSNR) and the Federal Republic of Eastern Poland And Lithuania (FRWPIL). [clips of fighting]Reports indicate that the PSNR suffered a setback in the battle of Vaŭkavysk, but has managed to win significant victories in the battles of Pruzhany, Marijampolė, and Zhirovichi. In addition, the Polish army has reached the cities of Nemenčinė, Elektrėnai, and Tauragė with battles already underway. [clips of Polish tanks]A mass frontline push has also started around the area towards ružany, which aims to pin the FRWPIL troops in place in those areas. The Polish army is also making moves towards Dubno, Kremenets', Rivne, and Širvintos. [clip of the team training]In positive news, Poland has qualified for the upcoming world cup in Budapest. Despite the conflict, the Polish national football team has been able to qualify for the tournament and will represent their country on the international stage. [clip of Indonesian volunteer army]Indonesian support has finally reached the frontlines, and they are now fighting alongside the Polish troops in and around ružany. This additional support is expected to provide a significant boost to the Polish army's efforts. That's all for now on the conflict updates. We'll keep you informed as more information becomes available. Thank you for watching.

=Twenty-Seventh broadcast= [intro plays] Good evening and welcome to the latest news from the Eastern Crisis. Today, the Polish army faced a setback on their way to Rivne and were forced to change course, moving westward instead. Despite this, the Polish forces have managed to capture several cities, including Nemenčinė, Elektrėnai, and Tauragė, showing their strength on the battlefield. [clip of battle]Reports have also come in of battles starting in Dubno, Kremenets, and Širvintos, as the Polish forces continue their offensive in the region. Meanwhile, the ružany push has been mostly successful, although the use of Indonesian war tactics has resulted in significant damage to the surrounding area. [clip of units moving to front] In response, the FRWPIL has launched an attack on the city of Karelichy, aiming to cut off Polish forces from Minsk. The Polish army is currently engaged in a defensive battle in the area. [clip of Polish tanks]On the other hand, the Polish forces are making a three-pronged offensive towards the city of Kaunas, and are also moving towards the city of Šilalė. The determination of the Polish army to achieve their objectives and to secure victory in this conflict remains steadfast. [clip of the show]In other news, a new anime show has been produced by Finnish anime companies in support of the PSNR's war efforts. The National Regulatory Authority of Television, Radio, The Internet and all technological communications of Poland have issued an official message of thanks to the Finnish government for their support and contributions in this time of need. That's all for now. Stay tuned for more updates on the Eastern Crisis. Thank you for watching.

=Twenty-Eight broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the evening news. Today, we start with breaking news out of Byzantium, as the Eastern Roman Empire has announced its intention to send thousands of soldiers and equipment to the FRWPIL. This move has raised concerns and provoked a response from the Kultokrat of Poland, Hubert Ziółkowski. [clip of NWP personnel]In a statement, Ziółkowski declared that the new Warsaw Pact has blockaded the Baltic Sea and the airspace around the FRWPIL, and no foreign vessels are allowed to enter it. He added that violating the blockade would have the same legal consequences as an attack on a New Warsaw Pact member and Poland. Therefore, if Byzantium were to cross the blockade or Polish or Soviet airspace, it would lead to the violation of Polish Social Nationalist Republic laws and territory. [infographic of states]In response to this, the following countries would be obliged to defend Poland: Neo-Soviet Union, Islamic Emirate of Finland, Worker's Commune of Arimexico, Federated Socialist Republic of California, Canada, Puerto Rico, Balkan Union, Norway-Sweden, Sorbia, Hungary, North Germany, New Roman Empire, WMS china, and the Northwestern Imperium. This would lead to, if not the complete obliteration of the Byzantine state, then a world war. [clip of Basiński's comment]The Polish Minister of War, Witold Basiński, stated, "We think that the Byzantine leadership is smarter than to kill their own state over Lithuania." The situation remains tense, and we will keep you updated with any further developments.

=Twenty-Ninth Broadcast= [intro plays]Goodevening and welcome to the latest news from Poland. The Polish army has achieved significant gains in the eastern crisis. We can confirm that Dunno, Kremenents', and Širvintos have been captured by the Polish army. The Indonesian army has destroyed the army in the area around ružany, resulting in the closure of the pocket. The Polish army had to strategically retreat from Karelichy, but the FRWPIL suffered more casualties than we did in the action. [Clip of fighting] The Polish army has continued to advance, and the attack from the west and south of Kaunas has reached the outskirts of the city. However, the eastern attack was stopped, and the Polish army only made it halfway there. The Polish army has also reached the city of Šilalė. It is expected that the FRWPIL army will try to continue going south of Karelichy and take the road leading to Mińsk. [Clip of army workers] In response to the situation, the Minister of War has announced that military spending will be doubled in the following week, especially in the R&D department. The Kultokrat of Poland has also replied to the Byzantine claims that their volunteers have made it there before the blockade. He said that either this is a lie to bypass international laws or the Byzantine news cycle is so far behind that they're reporting from before the blockade was put up a few days ago, meaning that the Byzantine help has not affected the Polish army advances yet. [Clip of the speech]The Kultokrat of Poland also expressed confusion at the Byzantine leadership's decision to send thousands of equipment and soldiers to the FRWPIL, saying that the PSNR has begun a detenté with the GI aligned countries and has given up some of its geopolitical goals to safeguard peace in the east. He added that there is no point in Byzantium helping the stubborn FRWPIL terrorists and destroying the peaceful relationships and stability in the whole of Europe. [Clip of Kultorkat at sejm] Furthermore, the Kultokrat of Poland has stated that their only regret with the Treaty of Chicago was that it didn't mention Greater Illinois allies. They did not want the two blocks to be enemies. It is clear that the situation in the east remains fluid, and we will keep you updated as events unfold. Thank you for watching.

=thirtieth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to our evening news broadcast. We begin with breaking news from the front lines of the conflict. [Clip of fighting] The Polish army has made significant advances and has captured the cities of Kaunas and Šilalė, as well as continuing to fight east of ružany and in the dubno pocket. However, fights have started to break out around Klaipeda once again. [footage of cool looking trucks] In an effort to stabilise the front and improve the supply situation, the Polish army has also attacked villages near the front line instead of moving towards important cities. Meanwhile, the FRWPIL has captured the other areas around Karelichy and cut off our access to Minsk. This has had a significant impact on Finnish trade and army armaments, and the FRWPIL is now trying to move towards chełm. [Clip of Witold Basiński]The Polish Minister of War has also congratulated the Soviet Union for their recent actions, particularly the destruction of strategic defences in Wilno with their bombers. This has helped to weaken the enemy's position and has allowed us to make further gains. [Clip of Indonesian plane]In other news, the "Warsaw deal agreement" has been signed between Indonesia and Poland, leading to increased Indonesian involvement in the conflict. Norway-Sweden has also sent more troops to help us, and a new Warsaw pact Congress is currently taking place. That's all for now. We will continue to bring you updates as the situation unfolds. Thank you for watching.

=Thirty-First broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to tonight's news bulletin. In the latest developments in the ongoing conflict in the east, the Polish army has captured southern Klaipeda and areas around the Ružany offensive and Dubno pocket. The Polish military is continuing to stabilize the front and defend the Belarus Kraj. [Segment of video]In other news, a compilation of remarks made by the Kultokrat of Poland Hubert Ziółkowski has gone viral on YouTube. The video is a compilation of every time the Kultokrat has used the phrase "total Byzantine death." While the video has gained popularity online, it has also drawn criticism from some who feel that such rhetoric is unnecessarily aggressive and could escalate tensions further. [clip of some score] we will also talk about the recent performance of the Polish national football team in the World Cup held in Budapest. The team played three games, winning one, drawing one, and losing one. [Clip of goal]In the first match against Sorbia, Poland won 3-1. However, the game was marred by controversy as Polish fans flew flags of the Wielkopolska voivodeship, a region currently occupied by Sorbia, and both countries claim the entire region. Despite this, the game went smoothly, and the Polish team managed to secure a comfortable win. [Clip of upset player] In the second match against Cyprus, Poland lost 2-0, which was an upset but oh well the better team wins. Their team played well and managed to dominate the game, securing a victory. [Clip of goal] In the most recent game against Northern France, Poland drew 1-1. It was a closely contested game, and both teams played well, but neither managed to secure a win. While the Polish team's performance was not perfect, they managed to win one game, draw another, and only lose one. They put in a solid effort and represent Poland well in the World Cup. [Clips of goals]On the other hand, the terrorists occupying Lithuania, the FRWPIL, have had a terrible performance in the tournament. They have lost all three games played so far, with New Italy beating them 2-1, the Netherlands winning 2-0, and Czechoslovakia securing a 3-0 win. [Clip of goal] Byzantium has also had a poor performance in the World Cup, with Spain beating them 3-1 and only managing to draw with Norway-Sweden, 2-2. It seems like they are not only terrible at warfare but also sports! That's all for tonight's news. Stay tuned for more updates. =Thirty-second broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news at six. We start with the latest on the ongoing operations of the Polish Army in the eastern part of our country. The front stabilisation operations continue as our brave soldiers work tirelessly to defend the Belarus Kraj from the terrorists who threaten our sovereignty. [clip of Polish soldier watching world cup in barracks]The frontline has slowed down in recent weeks, with no significant offensives happening at the moment. This is a positive development, as it means our soldiers have been able to strengthen their positions and prepare for any potential attacks. [clip of Kultokrats speech]In other news, the Kultokrat of Poland has commented on the recent attempted assassination of the European Commonwealth's king and the subsequent leadership change. Speaking earlier today, the Kultokrat said, "Interesting. Very interesting indeed. Maybe, this new leader will be more prone to détente and the stopping of diplomatic support for the terrorists in the east of our country." These comments come as Poland continues to urge the European Commonwealth to withdraw their support for the terrorists in eastern Poland. The situation remains tense, but we are hopeful that this change in leadership may bring about a resolution to the ongoing conflict. That's all for now, we'll bring you more updates as the situation develops. Thank you for watching. =Thirty-Third broadcast= [Intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to tonight's news bulletin. In a shocking turn of events, the Kultokrat of Poland has reached a consensus with the Byzantine Empire, resulting in the Byzantine withdrawal from the FRWPIL. In exchange for the withdrawal, the PSNR has agreed to cease fighting until the FRWPIL responds to the Polish-Byzantine agreement. This unprecedented development has left the international community in shock, and the implications of this decision are yet to be fully understood. [Clip of ZZ moving in tarnopol]It is important to note that despite this agreement, the Polish army will not demobilize just yet. There are reports that the ZZ has been moved south to the Dacian border, but these could just be regular border checks by authorities to process Russian refugees. It is clear that the Polish government is taking a cautious approach and is prepared for any potential developments. [Clip of confused advisory board members] The consensus between Poland and Byzantium is a huge step towards peace and stability in the region. The two countries share a long history and have common interests in maintaining security and stability in the area. The decision to withdraw from the FRWPIL is a significant one, and it remains to be seen how this will impact the ongoing conflict. That's all for tonight's news bulletin. Thank you for tuning in, and we'll see you again tomorrow.

=Thirty-Fourth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the news at 10. Our top story tonight is about the protests and riots breaking out in Transnistria, an occupied territory by the Dacian Confederation. The protests have been sparked by widespread frustration with the current government and their handling of the country. The Polish Kultokrat has voiced his support for the movement and called for international intervention to ensure the safety of the protesters. [graphic of peace]In other news, Poland and Byzantium have given the FRWPIL 2 days to respond to the peace consensus made in Athens. If they fail to accept it, then Poland will resume military actions and enforce a harsher treaty onto the FRWPIL, who is sure to fall after the Byzantine withdrawal. This decision comes after months of negotiations and attempts to find a peaceful solution to the conflict in the east. The Polish soldiers have already begun celebrating what they believe is the end of the Eastern Crisis, but many wonder if it's too early to celebrate just yet. [clip of game]On a lighter note, Poland recently beat Cyprus 3-2 in the World Cup, which is a significant improvement from our previous loss against them. That's all for tonight's news. Thank you for tuning in, and we'll see you tomorrow.

=Thirty-Fifth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to TWP News. We start tonight's broadcast with breaking news from Transnistria. The protests and riots that started a few days ago have now turned into a full-scale revolution. Reports indicate that the city of Triaspol has been captured by civilians and some soldiers in black uniforms, the origin of whom is unknown. [clip of the MFC organising]What is even more interesting is the emergence of a group calling themselves "the Moldovan free corps" that has started an uprising in Chernivtsi. The situation there is still unclear, and we will bring you updates as they come in. [clip of ZZ with the illegal migrants in cuffs]In addition to this, members of the ZZ organization have reportedly blocked Ukrainian refugees from crossing the border, resulting in the destruction of a border crossing. The good news is that no casualties have been reported so far. We will continue to monitor the situation and bring you updates as they become available. Stay tuned to TWP News for the latest developments on this breaking story.

=Thirty-Sixth broadcast= [Intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news. Today, we have exciting news from the world of football as Poland dominates in the Group B qualifiers for the World Cup. We are currently in first place with 12 points, followed by former champions France with 10 points, Sorbia with 5 points, and Cyprus with 5 points. This puts Poland in an excellent position for the upcoming World Cup. [Clip of sulking players]In other news, two countries that have been unfriendly to us, the European Commonwealth and the FRWPIL, have both been eliminated from the qualifiers. However, one of our closest allies, Norway-Sweden, has qualified for the World Cup alongside us. [Clips of soldiers just sitting around talking]Moving onto the Eastern Crisis, it seems that the FRWPIL is likely to reject the Athens consensus. This could lead to the continuation of the crisis and result in a harsher peace treaty being enforced upon them. Without the involvement of Byzantium, the FRWPIL is likely to fall within the next week or two. Our soldiers are currently waiting until the deadline of May 4th to take action. That's all for tonight's news. Thank you for tuning in.

=Thirty-Sevent broadcast= [intro plays] Good evening, and welcome to our news program. Today, we have two major stories to report on. [clip of sejm]Firstly, the Polish Sejm has passed a new law that allows for each plastic bottle to be sold back to stores for 50 groszy. This decision was made with the approval of the Polish Minister of Economy Maciej Poterek and the Polish Kultokrat Hubert Ziółkowski. The new policy will come into effect in a month's time and is expected to encourage recycling and reduce plastic waste. [clip of divisions fighting]Secondly, due to the FRWPIL's refusal to accept the peace consensus proposed in Athens, the Polish army has resumed military actions in Belarus. Our forces are currently advancing towards Lida, Byarozawka, and Dzyatlava, which were previously occupied by the Byzantine volunteer divisions within the FRWPIL. However, since Byzantium has withdrawn its support, we expect the conflict to end soon and for our victory to be achieved within a week or two. In addition, we have also started efforts to retake Chełm, and Indonesian troops have been mobilized to move towards Byten'. [clip of speech from the Kultokrat]The Polish administration hopes that the conflict can be resolved as soon as possible and that civilian casualties can be minimized. We want to emphasize that the FRWPIL has brought this upon themselves, and we are merely defending our interests and the interests of our allies. That's all for now, thank you for tuning in.

=Thirty-Eight broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening, and welcome to the news at six. Today we bring you some exciting updates from the war front. [clips of fighting]The Polish army has captured the desired objectives and territory in the Klaipeda and Pinsk offensives, as well as the Chełm counteroffensive. The military campaign has been going according to plan, and our forces have been performing exceptionally well. The Klaipeda and Pinsk offensives are still ongoing, with the Polish army advancing towards Braslaw. We hope to capture the city soon. [clip of troops being transferred]In addition to our own forces, we have received support from our allies. Indonesia has sent more troops to aid us, with their contribution now totaling 140,000 soldiers. This is a significant increase from their previous numbers and will undoubtedly bolster our efforts on the front lines. Norway-Sweden has also sent additional troops to support us, with their total support army now reaching 400,000 soldiers. [clip of Norway-swedish troops fighting]We are grateful for the support of our allies in this critical time, and we hope to bring this war to a swift end with minimal casualties. We will continue to keep you updated as the situation develops. Thank you for tuning in to the news at six.

=Thirty-Ninth broadcast= [intro plays]Good evening and welcome to the news. We start tonight with an update on the ongoing military operations in the Eastern Crisis. The Polish army has successfully captured the desired objectives and land in the Klaipeda and Pinsk offensives. The Chełm counteroffensive has also moved back into the FRWPIL, while the Pinsk offensive has turned into the Pinsk pocket for the FRWPIL. The Polish Minister of War has given the encircled troops a day to surrender to spare their lives. [clip of fighting]In other news, the Battle for Wilno has restarted with Polish and Norwegian troops storming the southern portion of the city after previous Soviet and Indonesian bombings. The offensive to recapture the Polish-Belarussian zone has also begun, with the Poles hoping to restart trade with Finland within a week's time. [clip of be meeting]Moving on to international news, the North-German President and the Kultokrat of Poland held a meeting over the last two days to discuss the reality of the Eastern Crisis and to expand Polish vodka and soda exports to North Germany. State-owned Soplica vodka company and Hellena Oranżada company will begin exports to the North German market. [clip of Sypniewski]Unfortunately, the Kultokrat has contracted a non-lethal but still disruptive disease after the meeting with the North-German President led to them sleeping through the night without heating. The Kultokrat is currently taking a rest to recover, and his job will be temporarily done by the Minister of Electoral Selection Klaudiusz Sypniewski. He is expected to recover by tomorrow or the day after. That's all for tonight's news. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for further updates.